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Кошмарный Марвин в космосе
Starvin' Marvin In Space
Сезон: 03Серия: 13
Описание
Кошмарный Марвин находит корабль пришельцев и начинает искать своему народу новый дом. Друзья пытаются спасти его от правительства и христианской организации.
Субтитры
- 00:00:11,262 --> 00:00:13,264 Marklar, this is Marklar.
- 00:00:13,389 --> 00:00:15,141 Approaching Marklar.
- 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:17,685 Proceed with Marklar and make first contact.
- 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:19,145 Marklar!
- 00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:30,614 Greetings, Marklars!
- 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:33,576 I am Marklar!
- 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:38,164 I come in Marklar!
- 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:41,250 Oh, Marklar!
- 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,669 Arrrrrgghh!
- 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:04,023 Hello everyone, I am Sister Hollis!
- 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:06,984 I was chosen for my mission work to come here to Africa
- 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:10,446 and teach you all about the teachings of <i>Jesus</i>!
- 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:14,575 Okay, then, do we have our Bibles that were handed out freely?
- 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,368 No, no, no!
- 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:17,578 We don't eat the Bibles,
- 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,580 we <i>read</i> them!
- 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:22,708 Now, let's turn to Mark 3:19!
- 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:24,210 Come on, remember--
- 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,253 reading Bible plus accepting Jesus
- 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:29,423 equals food!
- 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:30,674 Good!
- 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,301 Now who can read Mark 3:19?
- 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:36,347 How about, Marvin!
- 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,433 No, Marvin, in God's language--
- 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:40,518 <i>English.</i>
- 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:45,064 Where are you going, back to your life of <i>sin</i>?!
- 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:47,608 Don't you understand that unless you find Christ,
- 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:50,277 you and all your people are doomed to eternal hellfire?
- 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:34,738 Aaagghh!
- 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:52,631 Waaagghgh!
- 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:14,945 ...And so, children, that's why Hare Krishnas are totally gay.
- 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:21,118 Uhh, can I help you?
- 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,745 Yes, I'm Conley, and this is Finks.
- 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,705 We're with the CIA.
- 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,665 We're here to speak with some of your students.
- 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,793 You, you, you and you.
- 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:32,129 Oh for Pete's sake, what have you bastards done now?
- 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:34,340 Ay, that was Kyle that went number two in the urinal!
- 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:35,424 No it wasn't, fat ass!
- 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,634 I saw you do it!
- 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,260 Boys, we need to talk to you
- 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,804 about a matter of national security, <i>now</i>!
- 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:46,101 I hope you give 'em the chair!
- 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:47,937 Anyway, children, as I was saying,
- 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:49,813 the Hare Krishnas are totally gay...
- 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,944 Oh dude, this is not good.
- 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:56,237 Relax, fat ass.
- 00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:57,279 No dude, I've seen this on TV.
- 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,822 They shine that light in your face
- 00:03:58,948 --> 00:03:59,907 and then try to get you to tell them stuff
- 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,408 by squeezing your balls really hard!
- 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:02,409 What?!
- 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,203 Dude, I've seen it!
- 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:04,954 They grab your balls with their leather-gloved hands
- 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,413 and squeeze as hard as they can
- 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:07,581 until they pop like little grapes!
- 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,124 Ow, dude!
- 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,043 Start with Kenny! Start with Kenny!
- 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,878 Relax, boys, we just need to talk with you.
- 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,129 I told you, fat ass.
- 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:16,006 Approximately 31 hours ago,
- 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,300 an ethnic-looking child was spotted flying
- 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,177 some kind of state-of-the-art aircraft over Chinese airspace.
- 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,428 Whoa, cool!
- 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,430 Cool?
- 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:24,890 The craft appears to have enough plutonium fuel aboard
- 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,267 to blow up a large city.
- 00:04:26,392 --> 00:04:27,518 Do you think that's 'cool'?!
- 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,353 Totally!
- 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:30,729 Alright children, we just need to know one thing:
- 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:33,023 do you know... this person?
- 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:34,441 Hey, that's Starvin' Marvin!
- 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:35,567 Shh! - Who?
- 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:37,027 You dumbass, Cartman!
- 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:37,778 Now they're gonna go squeeze his balls!
- 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,154 Oh... we don't know him.
- 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,364 We already know you know him.
- 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:41,532 We have this!
- 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:42,741 Now, who is he!?
- 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:45,953 Kyle's making mud pies, you guys want one?
- 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:49,206 This is getting us nowhere.
- 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,208 We'll have to resort to more drastic measures.
- 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,210 But they're just kids, we can't torture them!
- 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,045 Look, we don't know what that craft is capable of
- 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,381 but the kid is going to have to land it somewhere.
- 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,633 God only knows what sadistic, backwards third-world country
- 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,385 could get their hands on that ship!
- 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:05,055 ♪ Soaring so high above the world ♪
- 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:09,476 ♪ Never thought I could be so free ♪
- 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:13,480 ♪ I'm one with the birds and magic is all I see-- ♪♪
- 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,941 Oi, look up there!
- 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:19,445 It's a UFO!
- 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:26,785 Oi, that's one creeeepy alien.
- 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:29,830 Talk to him, mayor!
- 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:34,793 Great and noble alien creature,
- 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:37,588 as mayor of the fine planet of Australia
- 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:41,967 I welcome you to our fine... planet of Australia.
- 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,427 Chippy, chip!
- 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:44,595 Choorah!
- 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,347 Look out, he's got a gun!
- 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:47,514 Aaaghgh!
- 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,100 Wait, it's not a gun!
- 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,143 It's a piece a pay-pa!
- 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,895 Oh.
- 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,443 Oh, I think he's trying to tell us that
- 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:03,697 he wants to relocate all his species here to Australia!
- 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,199 Well, you certainly are welcome here, alien.
- 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,076 In fact, there's a mission right over there
- 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,410 that will take all of your people in!
- 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:11,455 Hello!
- 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,960 Guess the little pecker doesn't like missionaries.
- 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:20,130 Now, I'll ask you again...
- 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:22,132 Who is the little boy that took our ship?
- 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:23,884 We... we don't know...
- 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,594 Aaaagaghgh!
- 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,638 Aaaagghgh!
- 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,264 Who is this person?!
- 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:32,101 K-kill me...
- 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,102 Do it again!
- 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,269 Aaaghghgh!
- 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:35,938 No, wait... I'll-I'll tell you.
- 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,773 He's... he's a little starving Ethiopian kid...
- 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:38,774 We adopted him.
- 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:39,775 Cartman!
- 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:40,776 Adopted from who?!
- 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,403 Sally... Sally Struthers...
- 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:43,904 The lady on TV...
- 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,197 She knows everything... Sally Struthers.
- 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,491 Sally Struthers! Where can we find her?
- 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,493 I know exactly where Sally Struthers is!
- 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,787 Let them go.
- 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:52,913 Good job, fat ass!
- 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:53,831 Dude, I couldn't take that balloon.
- 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,207 Another couple hours of that
- 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:56,458 and I would have been totally pissed off.
- 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:57,793 Whatever, let's go see what's on TV.
- 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:04,925 Gentlemen, Ms. Struthers can see you now.
- 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:08,053 Now I'm warning you, Bill, Sally Struthers is a bit heavy.
- 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,930 But don't say anything because she's pretty sensitive.
- 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,557 Oh I would never say anything.
- 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:13,934 I saw some show where they made fun of Sally Struthers' weight
- 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,769 and I thought it was totally cruel.
- 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,187 I mean, she helps people, you know?
- 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,565 Ah, Mrs. Struthers...
- 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:20,941 Ho, ho, ho, ho...
- 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,867 Ms. Struthers, we understand you have helped raise
- 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:32,327 millions of dollars to help starving children in Ethiopia.
- 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:39,042 We need information on one of the Ethiopians.
- 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:40,919 You must tell us everything you know about him.
- 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:42,045 Doh ba-kin?
- 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:44,631 His name is Starving Marvin.
- 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:55,017 Why yes, it is a "Chocolate Yum Yum Bar", Ms. Struthers...
- 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:58,812 And there are several more where that came from.
- 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:02,733 Of course, if you don't want to tell us about the Ethiopian boy...
- 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:04,860 Mo naka!
- 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,988 I'm glad we can do business...
- 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:12,659 Come on dude, there's gotta be something about
- 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:13,994 Starvin' Marvin in the news.
- 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,412 Well, I can't find anything. Wait what's this?
- 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,831 God wants you to send us money.
- 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,501 He needs you to send us money so we can help others...
- 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,044 Oh, my God, this guy again.
- 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,420 Why would anybody send this asshole money?
- 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:24,755 Mpphmprph mrph mrph.
- 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,258 Holy shit!
- 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:30,427 Whoa!
- 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:33,347 Aw! Awww!
- 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:34,890 Oh, weak!
- 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,601 Starvin' Marvin!
- 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:38,852 He did take a ship!
- 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,145 Well nice job, Marvin. I hope you got
- 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,272 about a thousand dollars to pay for my house!
- 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:45,108 Dude, you're gonna get busted for taking this thing.
- 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:46,193 I think he wants us to get in!
- 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:48,487 Kick ass!
- 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:49,988 Wow, this thing is awesome!
- 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,240 Let's go somewhere!
- 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:56,787 ♪ Soaring so high above the world ♪
- 00:08:56,912 --> 00:09:00,707 ♪ Never thought I could be so free ♪
- 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:04,378 ♪ I'm one with the birds and magic is all I see ♪
- 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:05,921 This is great!
- 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,631 Yeah, but where is that crappy song coming from?
- 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,132 Can we turn that off?
- 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:12,094 Yeah, that's better.
- 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,682 Hello, how are we doing today?
- 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,600 Look what I got for you--
- 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,728 No, it's not food, it's a cross!
- 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:24,481 And it has your new Christian name printed on it.
- 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,233 From now on, you are "Michael."
- 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:27,943 Can you say "Michael"?
- 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,320 Click?
- 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,073 Miiii-chael.
- 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:34,241 Click.
- 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,535 Oh, well, you'll get it.
- 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:40,872 Hello, brother David, do you have any sins to confess?
- 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,874 Anybody? Sins to confess?
- 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,585 Joshua?
- 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:47,921 You know, today I am reminded of psalm 46, line 39.
- 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,464 "though the mountains shake and--"
- 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,258 Here they are! - Who are you?
- 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,051 We're with the American government!
- 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,554 Sally Struthers told us where we'd find Marvin's parents!
- 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:58,348 Hello there, Mr. and Mrs. Click Click Derk!
- 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,392 I think you know why we're here!
- 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:06,982 No dude, you don't want to bring your people to Mexico.
- 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,859 There's missionaries there, too.
- 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,736 No way, not Utah!
- 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:12,362 Utah's nothing <i>but missionaries!</i>
- 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,615 Dude, it looks like he's tried everywhere in the world.
- 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:15,365 Well he hasn't been... here yet.
- 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,576 Where's this?
- 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,995 Wwwaaaaaghghgh!
- 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,580 What the hell did you hit, Cartman?!
- 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,832 Oh, my God, what the hell is that thing?!
- 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:27,753 Aaaaggghhhh!
- 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:32,424 Aaaaggghhhh!
- 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,097 Where are we?
- 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,229 We're on, like, some foreign planet.
- 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:47,648 This place is rad!
- 00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:49,524 Look at all the trees and stuff!
- 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,825 Greetings, welcome, to Marklar.
- 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,327 Uh, thanks.
- 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:03,372 I am Marklar, leader of the Marklar.
- 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:04,915 Uh, cool. My name is Stan,
- 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,500 and, uh, I'm the leader of Earth.
- 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,043 Marklar to you.
- 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,753 Cool! - Ay, I'm the leader of earth!
- 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,463 Screw you, Cartman, I called leader first.
- 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:12,964 Well, you can call leader till your ass bleeds,
- 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:13,715 but it doesn't make it true!
- 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:24,142 We are very thankful to you for bringing our Marklar back to us.
- 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,478 Wait, I thought you called your planet Marklar.
- 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:31,108 Oh, here on Marklar, we refer to all people, places and things as Marklar.
- 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,818 Well, our friend Marvin and all his people
- 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,486 have to live on a part of Earth that sucks ass.
- 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:35,862 They can't grow food or nothing.
- 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,239 Yeah, so it would be really cool if you would let
- 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,782 Marvin and all his people come live here.
- 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,576 Well, there <i>is</i> a lot of room on Marklar.
- 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,496 If Marklar here wants to bring his Marklar to Marklar,
- 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,706 that would be fine.
- 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,791 Just take our Marklar back to Marklar
- 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,376 and bring all the Marklar back with you.
- 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,877 Uh... Thanks.
- 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:56,842 Let's go through this one more time Mr. and Mrs. Click Click Derk!
- 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,927 Your son Marvin has a ship that we want.
- 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,096 How can we get it from him?
- 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,556 We are the CIA!
- 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,307 That ship needs to be with us!
- 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,351 Maybe we should just take something precious of yours!
- 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,186 Huh?!
- 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,730 A-ha! This!
- 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,314 This... gourd-thingy, for instance!
- 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,899 How do you like that, huh?!
- 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,068 If you ever want to see this... little thingy again,
- 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,279 I suggest you contact your boy!
- 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,535 There it is!
- 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,921 Back away from the spacecraft, children!
- 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,590 No, no! It's okay!
- 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:37,883 The ship took us to another planet!
- 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,051 A beautiful, lush place called Marklar!
- 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,053 Yeah, and the leader, he said that all the Ethiopians
- 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,805 can go live there!
- 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,182 An alien race?
- 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,892 Have they heard the word of Christ?
- 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,560 No, never! It's perfect!
- 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:49,811 Oh, no, those poor souls!
- 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,146 We must spread the gospel to them!
- 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,191 What?
- 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,776 Come on, Marvin, we got to get your people to Marklar
- 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:56,943 before the missionaries do!
- 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,487 You'll do nothing of the kind!
- 00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:01,239 This ship is now property of the United States government!
- 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,492 No!
- 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:07,496 Call those boys' mothers.
- 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,414 I'm sure they'll be very interested in the trouble
- 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:10,916 their boys have been up to!
- 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:11,917 Oh, no, dude!
- 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:19,007 You know Susan, there's so many great missionaries doing work
- 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,010 out there in parts of Africa.
- 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,472 We're trying to get bibles to people all over the world
- 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,225 and what we need is the help of everyone out there
- 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,894 so we can continue these projects.
- 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,646 Now, listen to this, Susan.
- 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,523 One of our missionaries in North Africa
- 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,691 has made an amazing discovery--
- 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:40,654 a new planet in the galaxy Alpha Seti 6
- 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,197 that has intelligent life on it.
- 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,241 Amazing!
- 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,326 Now, we're not sure what these hyper-intelligent beings look like,
- 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,577 but one thing is for sure,
- 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,288 they have never heard of Jesus Christ.
- 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:53,124 What can we do at the 600 Club to help those poor aliens?
- 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:57,379 What we need, Susan, is we need money to build an interstellar cruiser.
- 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,298 Now, this spaceship will be able to travel through a wormhole
- 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,759 and deliver the message and glory of Jesus Christ
- 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,594 to those godless aliens!
- 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,638 Send your money now. Amen!
- 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,853 I want everyone to keep a safe distance from the craft
- 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:14,312 until we can run some tests!
- 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:17,190 Excuse me, gentlemen, uh, Tom Brokaw is here to see you.
- 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:20,527 Tom Brokaw? Oh no, the press already?
- 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,613 Ah, good day, gentlemen.
- 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:26,408 Uh-huh... Mr. Brokaw, I presume?
- 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,285 You presume wisely, sir.
- 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,537 I'm here to get the big story, the big scoop.
- 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,498 I understand that you found some kind of ship from an alien race.
- 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:36,334 Seeing as though I am Pulitzer prize-winning Tom Brokaw--
- 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:39,546 Look, kid, did you really think this was going to fool anybody?
- 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,256 You don't look anything like Tom Brokaw!
- 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,550 What? Dare you question my <i>integri'tah</i>?
- 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,719 I told you Tom Brokaw doesn't have a mustache, fat ass!
- 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,178 Wha--?
- 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,346 Oh, I had some bad burritos today.
- 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,768 Alright, boys, time to get back to your quarters!
- 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,479 Oh.
- 00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,023 Son of a bitch!
- 00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,191 Run for it! Get em!
- 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,280 Kenny! - Forget him! He's done for!
- 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,115 He's not done for! He's standing right there!
- 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,910 No, no! He's done for! C'mon!
- 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,123 Nooo!
- 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:15,874 Dammit, dammit, dammit!
- 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,295 Alright, we made it! - Okay, Marvin,
- 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,546 Time to take your people to their new home!
- 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,218 What was that?!
- 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,970 This is the <i>Missionary 600.</i>
- 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,388 We have you locked on, fire ready.
- 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,974 Turn back right now!
- 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,018 Aagh! Waaghh!
- 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,729 They're shooting at us! - Quick, Marvin, get us to Marklar!
- 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,358 Well, how'd we do it last time?!
- 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,692 Cartman just hit the button and the ship flew itself.
- 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:43,860 Which button did you press, Cartman!?
- 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,779 I don't remember.
- 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,656 You don't remember?!
- 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,240 You dumbass, Cartman! - Ay! I was under duress!
- 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,993 Maybe it was this one...
- 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,328 ♪ Soaring so high above the world-♪
- 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,288 Arrrrhh!
- 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,834 Their ship seems to be made out of a super-strong alloy.
- 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,586 These lasers aren't powerful enough!
- 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:05,006 Everyone, the word of the God is going around the world,
- 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,301 and all your help is so greatly appreciated.
- 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:12,639 What we need now is an argon-crystal laser.
- 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,600 You see, an argon-crystal laser can pierce thick space hulls
- 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,144 in a way that other lasers just can't.
- 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,313 Send your money now. Uh, thank you.
- 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,151 Konba do naka bi?
- 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,028 Ms. Struthers, we understand that you have a ship of your own,
- 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,072 one capable of interstellar travel.
- 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:35,036 We need to use your ship to catch those boys.
- 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,830 We will do anything for that technology.
- 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,378 Ms. Struthers, if those Ethiopians make it to another planet,
- 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,964 who will send money to your foundation?
- 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:49,259 Without Ethiopians... you have no food.
- 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:52,470 Wo! So chaka kuram!
- 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,639 Oh, that won't be a problem, Ms. Struthers...
- 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,933 We have collateral.
- 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,393 Mph rmph!
- 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,020 Ho ho ho ho!
- 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:02,355 Hee hee hee hee!
- 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,109 I have the infidels in my sights!
- 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,613 Holy shit!
- 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,620 Holy crap! They have photon torpedoes!
- 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,914 Now our deflector shields are useless
- 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,833 against photon torpedoes,
- 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,377 and we really need your support on this one folks.
- 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,130 Here at the 600 Club, we need your money
- 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,507 to spread the word of Jesus
- 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:33,344 and build more advanced deflector shields for our galactic cruiser.
- 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,972 Call now, and we'll give you this free pin!
- 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:39,809 You got 'em, Marvin!
- 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:42,312 Yeah, now finish 'em off!
- 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:43,897 Warning: Deflector shields failing.
- 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,190 Where did that come from?!
- 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,233 Wo ho ho ho!
- 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,235 Good! Now get them in our tractor beam!
- 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,573 Now, we've got 'em!
- 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:56,534 Ho, ho, ho, ho... - It's Sally Struthers!
- 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,703 Well, it appears they'll be going back to Ethiopia,
- 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,538 so we can go on to the aliens!
- 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,373 Sorry, Marvin... we tried...
- 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,918 Wait! Ms. Struthers, Ms. Struthers?!
- 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,294 Whoa? =Ms. Struthers, please,
- 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,088 just listen to me for one second.
- 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,757 You started the Feed the Children Foundation for wonderful reasons.
- 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,885 To help starving, helpless people who lived in a rotten part of the world.
- 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,179 Well, it's for those reasons we want to help our friend Marvin now.
- 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,684 Ms. Struthers, don't forget the gift we gave you--
- 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:22,644 the child in carbonite.
- 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,442 Ms. Struthers, you help so many people.
- 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,112 And you taught us that helping people is what life is all about.
- 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:35,115 All we want to do... is be like <i>you.</i>
- 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:47,001 What the--
- 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:48,336 She bought it!
- 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,004 Sally Struthers is saving us!
- 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,382 Now stay with me on this one, folks...
- 00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:55,468 Sally Struthers has a Tiberian Junker,
- 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:58,012 which is the favored ship of the Hutts,
- 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:02,642 and she has trapped our new CBC Ship in a...
- 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,728 Positronic Tractor Beam.
- 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:09,399 So we're gonna need an Ionic Tractor Disrupter.
- 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:12,402 Now, not a regular Ionic Tractor Disrupter
- 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:15,321 but a <i>Negative Ionic Tractor Disrupter</i>
- 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,532 to, uh, help spread the word of Jesus.
- 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,242 I look like a fucking idiot up here.
- 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,745 Now's our chance!
- 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,206 Wait--I remember! It was the red button!
- 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,210 They've opened the wormhole!
- 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,545 It's pulling us in!
- 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,303 Arrrrrrghh!
- 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:42,473 Arrrrhhhhh!!
- 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,490 Please, please, please, we are confused!
- 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,202 You must explain one-at-a-Marklar!
- 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,079 Alien friend, we are here to spread the word of Jesus.
- 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,789 He died for your sins.
- 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,833 Who, Marklar?
- 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,376 We brought Marvin and his people to live here
- 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,336 but these buttholes followed us!
- 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,087 Brought...Marklar?
- 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,631 What is Marklar?
- 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,382 Here on Marklar, everyone and everything
- 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,218 is referred to as "Marklar".
- 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,802 Doesn't that get confusing?
- 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:20,970 Oh no, watch this--
- 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:22,138 Hey, Marklar!
- 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,389 Yes?
- 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,390 You see?
- 00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,100 Wait!
- 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,894 Wait, I think I can explain this whole thing...
- 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,646 Marklar...
- 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,189 These Marklars want to change your Marklar.
- 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,066 They don't want this Marklar or any of his Marklars to live here
- 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,776 because it's bad for their Marklar.
- 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,444 They use Marklar to try and force Marklars
- 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,696 to believe their Marklar.
- 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,698 If you let them stay here, they will build Marklars and Marklars.
- 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,701 They will take all your Marklars and replace them with Marklar.
- 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,162 These Marklars have no good Marklar to live on Marklar
- 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,373 so they must come here to Marklar.
- 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,833 Please, let these Marklars stay where they can grow and prosper
- 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:54,671 without any Marklars, Marklars or Marklars.
- 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,548 Young Marklar, your Marklars are wise and true.
- 00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,259 What the hell did he say?
- 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,551 Wow, good job, dude!
- 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:01,719 Thanks.
- 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,179 The Marklars can stay!
- 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:04,305 Alright!
- 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,683 You Marklars must leave.
- 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,393 But you will all burn forever in eternal hellfire!
- 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:09,602 Yes, that's nice.
- 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,145 Thank you for stopping by.
- 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:15,066 Well, Marvin, it was sure cool seeing you again.
- 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,609 No, we gotta go, Sally Struthers
- 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,194 is gonna give us a ride back to Earth.
- 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,779 Bo chaka bi!
- 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,698 Goodbye, Marvin!
- 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,118 Maybe we'll come visit sometime!
- 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,078 Yeah, and maybe Jesse Jackson'll be president!
- 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,288 Dude! - What?
- 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:29,580 We're not gonna come visit him.
- 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:30,164 I know, but you don't tell him that!
- 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,416 Whatever.
- 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,379 ♪ I am Chewbacca ♪
- 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,006 ♪ I am a Wookie ♪
- 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,590 ♪ I fight the Empire ♪
- 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,592 ♪ I fix the robots ♪
- 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,386 ♪ Don't you fuckin' cross me ♪
- 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,054 ♪ I am Chewbacca ♪
- 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:46,681 ♪ In need of no one ♪
- 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,558 ♪ In want of nothing ♪
- 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:54,272 ♪ I am Chewbacca ♪
- 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:56,274 ♪ I have no home ♪
- 00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:57,984 ♪ My home is where ♪
- 00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,152 ♪ My spirit goes ♪♪
- 00:00:11,262 --> 00:00:13,264 Marklar, this is Marklar.
- 00:00:13,389 --> 00:00:15,141 Approaching Marklar.
- 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:17,685 [radio] Proceed with Marklar and make first contact.
- 00:00:17,810 --> 00:00:19,145 Marklar!
- 00:00:28,863 --> 00:00:30,614 Greetings, Marklars!
- 00:00:30,740 --> 00:00:33,576 I am Marklar!
- 00:00:33,701 --> 00:00:35,703 [slurping]
- 00:00:35,828 --> 00:00:38,164 I come in Marklar!
- 00:00:39,665 --> 00:00:41,250 Oh, Marklar!
- 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:43,669 Arrrrrgghh!
- 00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:04,023 Hello everyone, I am Sister Hollis!
- 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:06,984 I was chosen for my mission work to come here to Africa
- 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:10,446 and teach you all about the teachings of <i>Jesus</i>!
- 00:01:10,571 --> 00:01:14,575 Okay, then, do we have our Bibles that were handed out freely?
- 00:01:14,700 --> 00:01:16,368 No, no, no!
- 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:17,578 We don't eat the Bibles,
- 00:01:17,703 --> 00:01:19,580 we <i>read</i> them!
- 00:01:19,705 --> 00:01:22,708 Now, let's turn to Mark 3:19!
- 00:01:22,833 --> 00:01:24,210 Come on, remember--
- 00:01:24,335 --> 00:01:26,253 reading Bible plus accepting Jesus
- 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:29,423 equals food!
- 00:01:29,548 --> 00:01:30,674 Good!
- 00:01:30,800 --> 00:01:32,301 Now who can read Mark 3:19?
- 00:01:32,426 --> 00:01:36,347 How about, Marvin!
- 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:37,807 [in native language]
- 00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,433 No, Marvin, in God's language--
- 00:01:39,558 --> 00:01:40,518 <i>English.</i>
- 00:01:42,728 --> 00:01:45,064 Where are you going, back to your life of <i>sin</i>?!
- 00:01:45,189 --> 00:01:47,608 Don't you understand that unless you find Christ,
- 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:50,277 you and all your people are doomed to eternal hellfire?
- 00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:59,537 [moaning weakly]
- 00:02:09,213 --> 00:02:10,506 [Marvin speaking]
- 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,392 [in native language]
- 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:27,690 [mechanical whirring]
- 00:02:33,445 --> 00:02:34,738 [all] Aaagghh!
- 00:02:51,463 --> 00:02:52,631 Waaagghgh!
- 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:14,945 ...And so, children, that's why Hare Krishnas are totally gay.
- 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:21,118 Uhh, can I help you?
- 00:03:21,243 --> 00:03:22,745 Yes, I'm Conley, and this is Finks.
- 00:03:22,870 --> 00:03:24,705 We're with the CIA.
- 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,665 We're here to speak with some of your students.
- 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,793 You, you, you and you.
- 00:03:29,919 --> 00:03:32,129 Oh for Pete's sake, what have you bastards done now?
- 00:03:32,254 --> 00:03:34,340 Ay, that was Kyle that went number two in the urinal!
- 00:03:34,465 --> 00:03:35,424 No it wasn't, fat ass!
- 00:03:35,549 --> 00:03:36,634 I saw you do it!
- 00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,260 Boys, we need to talk to you
- 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:40,804 about a matter of national security, <i>now</i>!
- 00:03:43,766 --> 00:03:46,101 I hope you give 'em the chair!
- 00:03:46,227 --> 00:03:47,937 Anyway, children, as I was saying,
- 00:03:48,062 --> 00:03:49,813 the Hare Krishnas are totally gay...
- 00:03:53,400 --> 00:03:54,944 Oh dude, this is not good.
- 00:03:55,069 --> 00:03:56,237 Relax, fat ass.
- 00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:57,279 No dude, I've seen this on TV.
- 00:03:57,404 --> 00:03:58,822 They shine that light in your face
- 00:03:58,948 --> 00:03:59,907 and then try to get you to tell them stuff
- 00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,408 by squeezing your balls really hard!
- 00:04:01,533 --> 00:04:02,409 What?!
- 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,203 Dude, I've seen it!
- 00:04:04,328 --> 00:04:04,954 They grab your balls with their leather-gloved hands
- 00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,413 and squeeze as hard as they can
- 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:07,581 until they pop like little grapes!
- 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:09,124 [all] Ow, dude!
- 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,043 Start with Kenny! Start with Kenny!
- 00:04:11,168 --> 00:04:12,878 Relax, boys, we just need to talk with you.
- 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:14,129 I told you, fat ass.
- 00:04:14,255 --> 00:04:16,006 Approximately 31 hours ago,
- 00:04:16,131 --> 00:04:18,300 an ethnic-looking child was spotted flying
- 00:04:18,425 --> 00:04:20,177 some kind of state-of-the-art aircraft over Chinese airspace.
- 00:04:20,302 --> 00:04:21,428 Whoa, cool!
- 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:23,430 Cool?
- 00:04:23,555 --> 00:04:24,890 The craft appears to have enough plutonium fuel aboard
- 00:04:25,015 --> 00:04:26,267 to blow up a large city.
- 00:04:26,392 --> 00:04:27,518 Do you think that's 'cool'?!
- 00:04:27,643 --> 00:04:29,353 Totally!
- 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:30,729 Alright children, we just need to know one thing:
- 00:04:30,854 --> 00:04:33,023 do you know... this person?
- 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:34,441 Hey, that's Starvin' Marvin!
- 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:35,567 Shh! - Who?
- 00:04:35,693 --> 00:04:37,027 You dumbass, Cartman!
- 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:37,778 Now they're gonna go squeeze his balls!
- 00:04:37,903 --> 00:04:39,154 Oh... we don't know him.
- 00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:40,364 We already know you know him.
- 00:04:40,489 --> 00:04:41,532 We have this!
- 00:04:41,657 --> 00:04:42,741 Now, who is he!?
- 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:44,368 [fart]
- 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:45,953 Kyle's making mud pies, you guys want one?
- 00:04:46,078 --> 00:04:47,579 [laughing]
- 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:49,206 This is getting us nowhere.
- 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:51,208 We'll have to resort to more drastic measures.
- 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,210 But they're just kids, we can't torture them!
- 00:04:53,335 --> 00:04:55,045 Look, we don't know what that craft is capable of
- 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,381 but the kid is going to have to land it somewhere.
- 00:04:57,506 --> 00:04:59,633 God only knows what sadistic, backwards third-world country
- 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,385 could get their hands on that ship!
- 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:05,055 ♪ Soaring so high above the world ♪
- 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:09,476 ♪ Never thought I could be so free ♪
- 00:05:09,601 --> 00:05:13,480 ♪ I'm one with the birds and magic is all I see-- ♪♪
- 00:05:13,605 --> 00:05:15,941 [Aussie accents] Oi, look up there!
- 00:05:18,277 --> 00:05:19,445 It's a UFO!
- 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:22,906 [gasps and shudders]
- 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:26,785 Oi, that's one creeeepy alien.
- 00:05:28,579 --> 00:05:29,830 Talk to him, mayor!
- 00:05:32,124 --> 00:05:34,793 Great and noble alien creature,
- 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:37,588 as mayor of the fine planet of Australia
- 00:05:37,713 --> 00:05:41,967 I welcome you to our fine... planet of Australia.
- 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,427 Chippy, chip!
- 00:05:43,552 --> 00:05:44,595 [all] Choorah!
- 00:05:44,720 --> 00:05:46,347 Look out, he's got a gun!
- 00:05:46,472 --> 00:05:47,514 Aaaghgh!
- 00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,100 Wait, it's not a gun!
- 00:05:50,225 --> 00:05:51,143 It's a piece a pay-pa!
- 00:05:51,268 --> 00:05:52,895 Oh.
- 00:05:57,900 --> 00:05:59,443 Oh, I think he's trying to tell us that
- 00:05:59,568 --> 00:06:03,697 he wants to relocate all his species here to Australia!
- 00:06:03,822 --> 00:06:05,199 Well, you certainly are welcome here, alien.
- 00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:07,076 In fact, there's a mission right over there
- 00:06:07,201 --> 00:06:08,410 that will take all of your people in!
- 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:11,455 Hello!
- 00:06:15,042 --> 00:06:16,960 Guess the little pecker doesn't like missionaries.
- 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:18,629 [all panting and moaning]
- 00:06:18,754 --> 00:06:20,130 Now, I'll ask you again...
- 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:22,132 Who is the little boy that took our ship?
- 00:06:22,257 --> 00:06:23,884 We... we don't know...
- 00:06:24,009 --> 00:06:25,594 [horrible scraping noise] Aaaagaghgh!
- 00:06:25,719 --> 00:06:27,638 [scrape] Aaaagghgh!
- 00:06:27,763 --> 00:06:29,264 Who is this person?!
- 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:32,101 K-kill me...
- 00:06:32,226 --> 00:06:33,102 Do it again!
- 00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,269 Aaaghghgh!
- 00:06:34,395 --> 00:06:35,938 No, wait... I'll-I'll tell you.
- 00:06:36,063 --> 00:06:37,773 He's... he's a little starving Ethiopian kid...
- 00:06:37,898 --> 00:06:38,774 We adopted him.
- 00:06:38,899 --> 00:06:39,775 Cartman!
- 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:40,776 Adopted from who?!
- 00:06:40,901 --> 00:06:42,403 Sally... Sally Struthers...
- 00:06:42,528 --> 00:06:43,904 The lady on TV...
- 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,197 She knows everything... Sally Struthers.
- 00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,491 Sally Struthers! Where can we find her?
- 00:06:47,616 --> 00:06:49,493 I know exactly where Sally Struthers is!
- 00:06:49,618 --> 00:06:51,787 Let them go.
- 00:06:51,912 --> 00:06:52,913 Good job, fat ass!
- 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:53,831 Dude, I couldn't take that balloon.
- 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,207 Another couple hours of that
- 00:06:55,332 --> 00:06:56,458 and I would have been totally pissed off.
- 00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:57,793 Whatever, let's go see what's on TV.
- 00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:04,925 Gentlemen, Ms. Struthers can see you now.
- 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:08,053 Now I'm warning you, Bill, Sally Struthers is a bit heavy.
- 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,930 But don't say anything because she's pretty sensitive.
- 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,557 Oh I would never say anything.
- 00:07:11,682 --> 00:07:13,934 I saw some show where they made fun of Sally Struthers' weight
- 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,769 and I thought it was totally cruel.
- 00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:17,187 I mean, she helps people, you know?
- 00:07:17,312 --> 00:07:19,565 Ah, Mrs. Struthers...
- 00:07:19,690 --> 00:07:20,941 Ho, ho, ho, ho...
- 00:07:27,614 --> 00:07:29,867 Ms. Struthers, we understand you have helped raise
- 00:07:29,992 --> 00:07:32,327 millions of dollars to help starving children in Ethiopia.
- 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:39,042 We need information on one of the Ethiopians.
- 00:07:39,168 --> 00:07:40,919 You must tell us everything you know about him.
- 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:42,045 Doh ba-kin?
- 00:07:42,171 --> 00:07:44,631 His name is Starving Marvin.
- 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:47,050 [sniffing]
- 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:55,017 Why yes, it is a "Chocolate Yum Yum Bar", Ms. Struthers...
- 00:07:55,142 --> 00:07:58,812 And there are several more where that came from.
- 00:07:58,937 --> 00:08:02,733 Of course, if you don't want to tell us about the Ethiopian boy...
- 00:08:02,858 --> 00:08:04,860 Mo naka!
- 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:07,988 I'm glad we can do business...
- 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:12,659 Come on dude, there's gotta be something about
- 00:08:12,784 --> 00:08:13,994 Starvin' Marvin in the news.
- 00:08:14,119 --> 00:08:15,412 Well, I can't find anything. Wait what's this?
- 00:08:15,537 --> 00:08:17,831 God wants you to send us money.
- 00:08:17,956 --> 00:08:20,501 He needs you to send us money so we can help others...
- 00:08:20,626 --> 00:08:22,044 Oh, my God, this guy again.
- 00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:23,420 Why would anybody send this asshole money?
- 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:24,755 Mpphmprph mrph mrph.
- 00:08:24,880 --> 00:08:26,840 [laughing]
- 00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,258 [crash] Holy shit!
- 00:08:28,383 --> 00:08:30,427 Whoa!
- 00:08:30,552 --> 00:08:33,347 Aw! Awww!
- 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:34,890 Oh, weak!
- 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:37,601 Starvin' Marvin! - [in native language]
- 00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:38,852 He did take a ship!
- 00:08:38,977 --> 00:08:40,145 Well nice job, Marvin. I hope you got
- 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:42,272 about a thousand dollars to pay for my house!
- 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:45,108 Dude, you're gonna get busted for taking this thing.
- 00:08:45,234 --> 00:08:46,193 I think he wants us to get in!
- 00:08:46,318 --> 00:08:48,487 Kick ass!
- 00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:49,988 Wow, this thing is awesome!
- 00:08:50,113 --> 00:08:51,240 Let's go somewhere!
- 00:08:53,116 --> 00:08:56,787 ♪ Soaring so high above the world ♪
- 00:08:56,912 --> 00:09:00,707 ♪ Never thought I could be so free ♪
- 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:04,378 ♪ I'm one with the birds and magic is all I see ♪
- 00:09:04,503 --> 00:09:05,921 This is great!
- 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,631 Yeah, but where is that crappy song coming from?
- 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,132 Can we turn that off? [crappy song stops]
- 00:09:09,258 --> 00:09:12,094 Yeah, that's better.
- 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:13,762 [groaning]
- 00:09:13,887 --> 00:09:16,682 Hello, how are we doing today?
- 00:09:16,807 --> 00:09:18,600 Look what I got for you--
- 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,728 No, it's not food, it's a cross!
- 00:09:21,853 --> 00:09:24,481 And it has your new Christian name printed on it.
- 00:09:24,606 --> 00:09:26,233 From now on, you are "Michael."
- 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:27,943 Can you say "Michael"?
- 00:09:28,068 --> 00:09:30,320 Click?
- 00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:33,073 Miiii-chael.
- 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:34,241 Click.
- 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,535 Oh, well, you'll get it.
- 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:40,872 Hello, brother David, do you have any sins to confess?
- 00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,874 Anybody? Sins to confess?
- 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:44,585 Joshua?
- 00:09:44,710 --> 00:09:47,921 You know, today I am reminded of psalm 46, line 39.
- 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,464 "though the mountains shake and--"
- 00:09:49,590 --> 00:09:51,258 Here they are! - Who are you?
- 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:53,051 We're with the American government!
- 00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,554 Sally Struthers told us where we'd find Marvin's parents!
- 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:58,348 Hello there, Mr. and Mrs. Click Click Derk!
- 00:09:58,473 --> 00:10:00,392 I think you know why we're here!
- 00:10:05,606 --> 00:10:06,982 No dude, you don't want to bring your people to Mexico.
- 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,859 There's missionaries there, too.
- 00:10:08,984 --> 00:10:10,736 No way, not Utah!
- 00:10:10,861 --> 00:10:12,362 Utah's nothing <i>but missionaries!</i>
- 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:14,615 Dude, it looks like he's tried everywhere in the world.
- 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:15,365 Well he hasn't been... here yet.
- 00:10:15,490 --> 00:10:17,576 Where's this?
- 00:10:17,701 --> 00:10:19,995 Wwwaaaaaghghgh!
- 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,580 What the hell did you hit, Cartman?!
- 00:10:21,705 --> 00:10:23,832 Oh, my God, what the hell is that thing?!
- 00:10:26,793 --> 00:10:27,753 Aaaaggghhhh!
- 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:32,424 Aaaaggghhhh!
- 00:10:37,429 --> 00:10:39,097 Where are we? - [native language]
- 00:10:45,270 --> 00:10:46,229 We're on, like, some foreign planet.
- 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:47,648 This place is rad!
- 00:10:47,773 --> 00:10:49,524 Look at all the trees and stuff!
- 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,825 Greetings, welcome, to Marklar.
- 00:10:58,950 --> 00:11:00,327 Uh, thanks.
- 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:03,372 I am Marklar, leader of the Marklar.
- 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:04,915 Uh, cool. My name is Stan,
- 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:06,500 and, uh, I'm the leader of Earth.
- 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:08,043 Marklar to you.
- 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,753 Cool! - Ay, I'm the leader of earth!
- 00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,463 Screw you, Cartman, I called leader first.
- 00:11:11,588 --> 00:11:12,964 Well, you can call leader till your ass bleeds,
- 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:13,715 but it doesn't make it true!
- 00:11:20,847 --> 00:11:24,142 We are very thankful to you for bringing our Marklar back to us.
- 00:11:24,267 --> 00:11:26,478 Wait, I thought you called your planet Marklar.
- 00:11:26,603 --> 00:11:31,108 Oh, here on Marklar, we refer to all people, places and things as Marklar.
- 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:32,818 Well, our friend Marvin and all his people
- 00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,486 have to live on a part of Earth that sucks ass.
- 00:11:34,611 --> 00:11:35,862 They can't grow food or nothing.
- 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:37,239 Yeah, so it would be really cool if you would let
- 00:11:37,364 --> 00:11:38,782 Marvin and all his people come live here.
- 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:41,576 Well, there <i>is</i> a lot of room on Marklar.
- 00:11:41,702 --> 00:11:44,496 If Marklar here wants to bring his Marklar to Marklar,
- 00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,706 that would be fine.
- 00:11:45,831 --> 00:11:47,791 Just take our Marklar back to Marklar
- 00:11:47,916 --> 00:11:49,376 and bring all the Marklar back with you.
- 00:11:49,501 --> 00:11:50,877 Uh... Thanks.
- 00:11:53,714 --> 00:11:56,842 Let's go through this one more time Mr. and Mrs. Click Click Derk!
- 00:11:56,967 --> 00:11:58,927 Your son Marvin has a ship that we want.
- 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,096 How can we get it from him?
- 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:02,556 We are the CIA!
- 00:12:02,681 --> 00:12:04,307 That ship needs to be with us!
- 00:12:04,433 --> 00:12:06,351 Maybe we should just take something precious of yours!
- 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:08,186 Huh?!
- 00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,730 A-ha! This!
- 00:12:09,855 --> 00:12:11,314 This... gourd-thingy, for instance!
- 00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,899 How do you like that, huh?!
- 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:15,068 If you ever want to see this... little thingy again,
- 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,279 I suggest you contact your boy!
- 00:12:21,575 --> 00:12:22,534 [alarmed cries in native language]
- 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:23,535 There it is!
- 00:12:31,251 --> 00:12:32,919 [native language]
- 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,921 Back away from the spacecraft, children!
- 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,590 No, no! It's okay!
- 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:37,883 The ship took us to another planet!
- 00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:40,051 A beautiful, lush place called Marklar!
- 00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:42,053 Yeah, and the leader, he said that all the Ethiopians
- 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,805 can go live there!
- 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:45,182 An alien race?
- 00:12:45,307 --> 00:12:46,892 Have they heard the word of Christ?
- 00:12:47,017 --> 00:12:48,560 No, never! It's perfect!
- 00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:49,811 Oh, no, those poor souls!
- 00:12:49,936 --> 00:12:51,146 We must spread the gospel to them!
- 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:54,191 What?
- 00:12:54,316 --> 00:12:55,776 Come on, Marvin, we got to get your people to Marklar
- 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:56,943 before the missionaries do!
- 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:58,487 You'll do nothing of the kind!
- 00:12:58,612 --> 00:13:01,239 This ship is now property of the United States government!
- 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,492 No! [men shouting]
- 00:13:06,203 --> 00:13:07,496 Call those boys' mothers.
- 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:09,414 I'm sure they'll be very interested in the trouble
- 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:10,916 their boys have been up to!
- 00:13:11,041 --> 00:13:11,917 Oh, no, dude!
- 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:19,007 You know Susan, there's so many great missionaries doing work
- 00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,010 out there in parts of Africa.
- 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:25,472 We're trying to get bibles to people all over the world
- 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:28,225 and what we need is the help of everyone out there
- 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,894 so we can continue these projects.
- 00:13:31,019 --> 00:13:32,646 Now, listen to this, Susan.
- 00:13:32,771 --> 00:13:34,523 One of our missionaries in North Africa
- 00:13:34,648 --> 00:13:36,691 has made an amazing discovery--
- 00:13:36,817 --> 00:13:40,654 a new planet in the galaxy Alpha Seti 6
- 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:42,197 that has intelligent life on it.
- 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:44,241 Amazing!
- 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:46,326 Now, we're not sure what these hyper-intelligent beings look like,
- 00:13:46,451 --> 00:13:47,577 but one thing is for sure,
- 00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:50,288 they have never heard of Jesus Christ.
- 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:53,124 What can we do at the 600 Club to help those poor aliens?
- 00:13:53,250 --> 00:13:57,379 What we need, Susan, is we need money to build an interstellar cruiser.
- 00:13:57,504 --> 00:14:00,298 Now, this spaceship will be able to travel through a wormhole
- 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,759 and deliver the message and glory of Jesus Christ
- 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,594 to those godless aliens!
- 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:06,638 Send your money now. Amen!
- 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,853 I want everyone to keep a safe distance from the craft
- 00:14:12,978 --> 00:14:14,312 until we can run some tests!
- 00:14:14,437 --> 00:14:17,190 Excuse me, gentlemen, uh, Tom Brokaw is here to see you.
- 00:14:17,315 --> 00:14:20,527 Tom Brokaw? Oh no, the press already?
- 00:14:20,652 --> 00:14:23,613 [Cartman's voice] Ah, good day, gentlemen.
- 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:26,408 Uh-huh... Mr. Brokaw, I presume?
- 00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,285 You presume wisely, sir.
- 00:14:28,410 --> 00:14:30,537 I'm here to get the big story, the big scoop.
- 00:14:30,662 --> 00:14:33,498 I understand that you found some kind of ship from an alien race.
- 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:36,334 Seeing as though I am Pulitzer prize-winning Tom Brokaw--
- 00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:39,546 Look, kid, did you really think this was going to fool anybody?
- 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:41,256 You don't look anything like Tom Brokaw!
- 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,550 What? Dare you question my <i>integri'tah</i>?
- 00:14:43,675 --> 00:14:45,719 [Kyle muffled] I told you Tom Brokaw doesn't have a mustache, fat ass!
- 00:14:45,844 --> 00:14:47,178 Wha--?
- 00:14:47,304 --> 00:14:48,346 Oh, I had some bad burritos today.
- 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,768 Alright, boys, time to get back to your quarters!
- 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,479 Oh.
- 00:14:56,605 --> 00:14:58,023 Son of a bitch!
- 00:14:58,148 --> 00:15:00,191 Run for it! Get em!
- 00:15:00,317 --> 00:15:02,944 [all shouting]
- 00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:05,280 Kenny! - Forget him! He's done for!
- 00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,115 He's not done for! He's standing right there!
- 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:09,910 No, no! He's done for! C'mon!
- 00:15:13,955 --> 00:15:15,123 Nooo!
- 00:15:15,248 --> 00:15:15,874 Dammit, dammit, dammit!
- 00:15:18,126 --> 00:15:20,295 Alright, we made it! - Okay, Marvin,
- 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:21,546 Time to take your people to their new home!
- 00:15:21,671 --> 00:15:24,299 [loud banging]
- 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,218 What was that?!
- 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,970 This is the <i>Missionary 600.</i>
- 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:30,388 We have you locked on, fire ready.
- 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:32,974 Turn back right now!
- 00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:35,018 [all] Aagh! Waaghh!
- 00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:37,729 They're shooting at us! - Quick, Marvin, get us to Marklar!
- 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:39,814 [in native language]
- 00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:41,358 Well, how'd we do it last time?!
- 00:15:41,483 --> 00:15:42,692 Cartman just hit the button and the ship flew itself.
- 00:15:42,817 --> 00:15:43,860 Which button did you press, Cartman!?
- 00:15:43,985 --> 00:15:45,779 I don't remember.
- 00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:47,656 You don't remember?!
- 00:15:47,781 --> 00:15:49,240 You dumbass, Cartman! - Ay! I was under duress!
- 00:15:49,366 --> 00:15:51,993 Maybe it was this one...
- 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:53,328 ♪ Soaring so high above the world-♪
- 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,288 [all] Arrrrhh!
- 00:15:57,832 --> 00:15:59,834 Their ship seems to be made out of a super-strong alloy.
- 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,586 These lasers aren't powerful enough!
- 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:05,006 Everyone, the word of the God is going around the world,
- 00:16:05,131 --> 00:16:08,301 and all your help is so greatly appreciated.
- 00:16:08,426 --> 00:16:12,639 What we need now is an argon-crystal laser.
- 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:15,600 You see, an argon-crystal laser can pierce thick space hulls
- 00:16:15,725 --> 00:16:18,144 in a way that other lasers just can't.
- 00:16:18,269 --> 00:16:20,313 Send your money now. Uh, thank you.
- 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,151 Konba do naka bi?
- 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:27,028 Ms. Struthers, we understand that you have a ship of your own,
- 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,072 one capable of interstellar travel.
- 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:35,036 We need to use your ship to catch those boys.
- 00:16:35,161 --> 00:16:36,830 We will do anything for that technology.
- 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,378 Ms. Struthers, if those Ethiopians make it to another planet,
- 00:16:43,503 --> 00:16:45,964 who will send money to your foundation?
- 00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:49,259 Without Ethiopians... you have no food.
- 00:16:49,384 --> 00:16:52,470 Wo! So chaka kuram!
- 00:16:52,595 --> 00:16:54,639 Oh, that won't be a problem, Ms. Struthers...
- 00:16:54,764 --> 00:16:56,933 We have collateral.
- 00:16:57,058 --> 00:16:58,393 Mph rmph!
- 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,020 Ho ho ho ho!
- 00:17:00,145 --> 00:17:02,355 Hee hee hee hee!
- 00:17:04,649 --> 00:17:06,109 I have the infidels in my sights!
- 00:17:08,278 --> 00:17:10,613 Holy shit!
- 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:11,948 [in native language]
- 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,620 Holy crap! They have photon torpedoes!
- 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,914 Now our deflector shields are useless
- 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,833 against photon torpedoes,
- 00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,377 and we really need your support on this one folks.
- 00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:27,130 Here at the 600 Club, we need your money
- 00:17:27,255 --> 00:17:29,507 to spread the word of Jesus
- 00:17:29,632 --> 00:17:33,344 and build more advanced deflector shields for our galactic cruiser.
- 00:17:33,470 --> 00:17:35,972 Call now, and we'll give you this free pin!
- 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:39,809 You got 'em, Marvin!
- 00:17:39,934 --> 00:17:42,312 Yeah, now finish 'em off!
- 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:43,897 Warning: Deflector shields failing.
- 00:17:44,022 --> 00:17:45,190 Where did that come from?!
- 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:47,233 Wo ho ho ho!
- 00:17:47,358 --> 00:17:49,235 Good! Now get them in our tractor beam!
- 00:17:51,905 --> 00:17:53,573 Now, we've got 'em!
- 00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:56,534 Ho, ho, ho, ho... - It's Sally Struthers!
- 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,703 Well, it appears they'll be going back to Ethiopia,
- 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,538 so we can go on to the aliens!
- 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:02,373 Sorry, Marvin... we tried...
- 00:18:02,499 --> 00:18:04,918 Wait! Ms. Struthers, Ms. Struthers?!
- 00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,294 Whoa? =Ms. Struthers, please,
- 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,088 just listen to me for one second.
- 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:10,757 You started the Feed the Children Foundation for wonderful reasons.
- 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:13,885 To help starving, helpless people who lived in a rotten part of the world.
- 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:16,179 Well, it's for those reasons we want to help our friend Marvin now.
- 00:18:19,641 --> 00:18:21,684 Ms. Struthers, don't forget the gift we gave you--
- 00:18:21,810 --> 00:18:22,644 the child in carbonite.
- 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,442 Ms. Struthers, you help so many people.
- 00:18:29,567 --> 00:18:32,112 And you taught us that helping people is what life is all about.
- 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:35,115 All we want to do... is be like <i>you.</i>
- 00:18:44,499 --> 00:18:47,001 What the--
- 00:18:47,127 --> 00:18:48,336 She bought it!
- 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,004 Sally Struthers is saving us!
- 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,382 Now stay with me on this one, folks...
- 00:18:52,507 --> 00:18:55,468 Sally Struthers has a Tiberian Junker,
- 00:18:55,593 --> 00:18:58,012 which is the favored ship of the Hutts,
- 00:18:58,138 --> 00:19:02,642 and she has trapped our new CBC Ship in a...
- 00:19:02,767 --> 00:19:05,728 Positronic Tractor Beam.
- 00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:09,399 So we're gonna need an Ionic Tractor Disrupter.
- 00:19:09,524 --> 00:19:12,402 Now, not a regular Ionic Tractor Disrupter
- 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:15,321 but a <i>Negative Ionic Tractor Disrupter</i>
- 00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:17,532 to, uh, help spread the word of Jesus.
- 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,242 I look like a fucking idiot up here.
- 00:19:21,452 --> 00:19:22,745 Now's our chance!
- 00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:25,206 Wait--I remember! It was the red button!
- 00:19:27,959 --> 00:19:29,210 They've opened the wormhole!
- 00:19:29,335 --> 00:19:30,545 It's pulling us in!
- 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,303 Arrrrrrghh!
- 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:42,473 Arrrrhhhhh!!
- 00:19:50,273 --> 00:19:53,693 [all talking at once]
- 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,490 Please, please, please, we are confused!
- 00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,202 You must explain one-at-a-Marklar!
- 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:05,079 Alien friend, we are here to spread the word of Jesus.
- 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:06,789 He died for your sins.
- 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:08,833 Who, Marklar?
- 00:20:08,958 --> 00:20:10,376 We brought Marvin and his people to live here
- 00:20:10,501 --> 00:20:11,336 but these buttholes followed us!
- 00:20:11,461 --> 00:20:13,087 Brought...Marklar?
- 00:20:13,213 --> 00:20:14,631 What is Marklar?
- 00:20:14,756 --> 00:20:16,382 Here on Marklar, everyone and everything
- 00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,218 is referred to as "Marklar".
- 00:20:18,343 --> 00:20:19,802 Doesn't that get confusing?
- 00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:20,970 Oh no, watch this--
- 00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:22,138 Hey, Marklar!
- 00:20:22,263 --> 00:20:23,389 Yes?
- 00:20:23,514 --> 00:20:24,390 You see?
- 00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,100 Wait!
- 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:27,894 Wait, I think I can explain this whole thing...
- 00:20:28,019 --> 00:20:29,646 Marklar...
- 00:20:29,771 --> 00:20:31,189 These Marklars want to change your Marklar.
- 00:20:31,314 --> 00:20:33,066 They don't want this Marklar or any of his Marklars to live here
- 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:34,776 because it's bad for their Marklar.
- 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,444 They use Marklar to try and force Marklars
- 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,696 to believe their Marklar.
- 00:20:38,821 --> 00:20:40,698 If you let them stay here, they will build Marklars and Marklars.
- 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:43,701 They will take all your Marklars and replace them with Marklar.
- 00:20:43,826 --> 00:20:46,162 These Marklars have no good Marklar to live on Marklar
- 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:48,373 so they must come here to Marklar.
- 00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:50,833 Please, let these Marklars stay where they can grow and prosper
- 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:54,671 without any Marklars, Marklars or Marklars.
- 00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:57,548 Young Marklar, your Marklars are wise and true.
- 00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,259 What the hell did he say?
- 00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,551 Wow, good job, dude!
- 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:01,719 Thanks.
- 00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:03,179 The Marklars can stay!
- 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:04,305 Alright!
- 00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:06,683 You Marklars must leave.
- 00:21:06,808 --> 00:21:08,393 But you will all burn forever in eternal hellfire!
- 00:21:08,518 --> 00:21:09,602 Yes, that's nice.
- 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,145 Thank you for stopping by.
- 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:15,066 Well, Marvin, it was sure cool seeing you again.
- 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,609 No, we gotta go, Sally Struthers
- 00:21:16,734 --> 00:21:18,194 is gonna give us a ride back to Earth.
- 00:21:18,319 --> 00:21:19,779 Bo chaka bi!
- 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,698 Goodbye, Marvin!
- 00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:25,118 Maybe we'll come visit sometime!
- 00:21:25,243 --> 00:21:27,078 Yeah, and maybe Jesse Jackson'll be president!
- 00:21:27,203 --> 00:21:28,288 Dude! - What?
- 00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:29,580 We're not gonna come visit him.
- 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:30,164 I know, but you don't tell him that!
- 00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:31,416 Whatever.
- 00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:34,335 [all shouting excitedly]
- 00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,379 ♪ I am Chewbacca ♪
- 00:21:36,504 --> 00:21:38,006 ♪ I am a Wookie ♪
- 00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:39,590 ♪ I fight the Empire ♪
- 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:41,592 ♪ I fix the robots ♪
- 00:21:41,718 --> 00:21:43,386 ♪ Don't you fuckin' cross me ♪
- 00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,054 ♪ I am Chewbacca ♪
- 00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:46,681 ♪ In need of no one ♪
- 00:21:46,806 --> 00:21:48,558 ♪ In want of nothing ♪
- 00:21:52,395 --> 00:21:54,272 ♪ I am Chewbacca ♪
- 00:21:54,397 --> 00:21:56,274 ♪ I have no home ♪
- 00:21:56,399 --> 00:21:57,984 ♪ My home is where ♪
- 00:21:58,109 --> 00:21:59,152 ♪ My spirit goes ♪♪
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