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Увлекательная фонетика с обезьянкой
Hooked on Monkey Fonics
Сезон: 03Серия: 12
Описание
С помощью специальной обезьянки Картман надеется выиграть конкурс по произношению слов по буквам. Друзья знакомятся с детьми, находящимися на домашнем обучении.
Субтитры
- 00:00:10,428 --> 00:00:11,387 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,389 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,141 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:16,767 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,185 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,187 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:21,981 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:22,106 --> 00:00:23,441 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:24,734 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:24,859 --> 00:00:26,694 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,407 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,242 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪♪
- 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:37,538 Look, Eric!
- 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:38,914 Mommy got you a present!
- 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:39,915 A present-- is it a "Rocket Racer?!"
- 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:41,125 No, let me guess!
- 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,626 It's a "Frogman Dave" doll!
- 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:44,378 No wait, I know, it's a "Police Power Chopper"!
- 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:45,671 No, I got you something that's going to help you
- 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:48,466 win the big spelling bee tomorrow!
- 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:50,468 Mom, I'm not gonna win the spelling bee.
- 00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:51,552 I never do.
- 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:52,928 This year's gonna be different!
- 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:54,388 Look!
- 00:00:54,513 --> 00:00:56,348 I got you "Hooked on Monkey Fonics"!
- 00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:59,268 What the hell is "Hooked on Monkey Fonics"?
- 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,353 It's a new way to learn how to read and spell,
- 00:01:01,479 --> 00:01:02,563 and it comes with everything you need
- 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:05,191 to help win that spelling bee!
- 00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:07,943 Wagh!
- 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:10,696 It says we just put the cassette into a tape player...
- 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:13,783 Welcome to "Hooked on Monkey Fonics"
- 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:15,910 Level 1!
- 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:18,287 I will read the sounds and the monkey will keep the beat.
- 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,331 If your monkey arrived in the box dead
- 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:24,126 call 1-800-555-4500 to get a new monkey.
- 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:27,129 Ready? Let's begin!
- 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:31,008 The learning monkey is here to say,
- 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,511 that reading is easy and it's okay!
- 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:35,721 Work with the monkey and you will learn,
- 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,349 to spell hard words like "morbid" and "fern".
- 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:41,143 Start with card 1, ready begin--
- 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:45,022 C-h, ch-chalk.
- 00:01:51,237 --> 00:01:53,614 <i>C-h,ch-chalk.</i>
- 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:54,824 Good, Card 2!
- 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:57,952 T-h, th-there.
- 00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:00,079 <i>T-h,th-there!</i>
- 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:01,455 Hey, this is easy!!
- 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:04,333 I'm gonna win the spelling bee for sure, Mom!
- 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:07,711 Alright, everyone!
- 00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:11,340 Welcome to the 15th annual South Park Spelling Bee Finals!
- 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,342 Woo-hoo!
- 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,594 This should be very interesting.
- 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:19,348 We have with us 12 of the brightest spellers from South Park Elementary.
- 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,933 Kyle, Kyle, he's our man
- 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:23,102 if he can't win it, I'm out 50 bucks!
- 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:24,812 You bet money on my son to win?!
- 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,355 Sure, when it comes to spelling bees,
- 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,149 I always bet on the Jew!
- 00:02:28,274 --> 00:02:28,899 You're going down, bitch.
- 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,484 Shut up, fat ass.
- 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:31,652 Everyone knows I can spell better than you.
- 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:34,280 Yeah, well this year I have a secret weapon.
- 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:35,990 And joining us this year,
- 00:02:36,115 --> 00:02:37,783 are the two home-schooled children,
- 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,952 Rebecca and Mark Cotswolds!
- 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,037 What?!
- 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:44,206 Home-schooled kids?!
- 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,207 Who the hell are they!?
- 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,292 Hey, that's not fair!
- 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:47,710 You can't let home-schooled kids
- 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,336 into a public school spelling bee!
- 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:50,838 What's a home-schooled kid?
- 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:52,214 I don't know, dude, I've never seen them before.
- 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,884 Go Mark! Go Rebecca!
- 00:02:55,009 --> 00:03:00,097 Our first contestant is Mark Cotswolds from home-school.
- 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:04,435 Alright, Mark, your word is: "conscientious".
- 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,895 What?! What the fuck does that mean?!
- 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,980 Conscientious... may I have the definition, please?
- 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:11,108 "Closely attentive to details, careful".
- 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:13,777 Conscientious--could you use it in a sentence, please.
- 00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:17,615 "Mary's analysis of the spreadsheet was conscientious."
- 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:23,162 Conscientious... C-o-n-s-c-i-e-n-t-i-o-u-s.
- 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:24,705 Holy crap!
- 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:27,791 Way to go, Mark, alright!
- 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:31,462 Okay, our next contestant is Eric Cartman.
- 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:35,507 Alright, Eric, here is your word: "chair."
- 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:38,427 Cha-ir.
- 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:44,725 Come on, Fonics Monkey, drum!
- 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,229 Come on!
- 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,026 Eric, your word is "chair"!
- 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,444 Uh... definition?
- 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,821 Something you sit on.
- 00:03:57,947 --> 00:03:58,989 Country of origin?
- 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,449 English!
- 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:01,909 Could you please use it in a sentence?
- 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:03,494 Oh for Christ's sake, kid, the word is "chair"!
- 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:09,583 Uh... chair... C-h-a-r-e.
- 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:11,085 Bzzzt! - Aw, dammit!
- 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,586 How come I get the hard ones?!
- 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:15,005 Get over here you son-of-a-bitch Fonics Monkey!
- 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,884 Alright, we're down to just three finalists.
- 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:22,471 First up is Rebecca Cotswalds from home-school.
- 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:26,267 Alright, Rebecca, here is your word: "litoral."
- 00:04:26,392 --> 00:04:27,893 Litoral... Definition?
- 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:30,604 "Having to do with a lake or ocean."
- 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:33,857 Litoral... will you please use it in a sentence?
- 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:38,570 "Gary was most interested in the litoral features of Michigan."
- 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:46,412 Litoral... L-i-t-o-r-a-I!
- 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:47,621 Correct!
- 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:48,872 Wow...
- 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:50,749 Alright, Rebecca! Good job honey!
- 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:53,585 And now we have Kyle Broflofski.
- 00:04:53,711 --> 00:04:55,879 Here we go: "kroxldyphivc."
- 00:04:56,005 --> 00:04:56,839 What?!
- 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,048 "Kroxldyphivc".
- 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,466 Definition?
- 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:02,386 "Something which has a Kroxldyph-like quality."
- 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,930 Uh... could you use it in a sentence?
- 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,181 Certainly.
- 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:10,019 "Kroxldyphivc is a hard word to spell."
- 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:13,355 Kroxldyphivc...
- 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,232 You can do it, kid! You can do it!
- 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:17,776 Kroxldyphic... C-
- 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,278 Bzzztt! - Dammit!
- 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:21,780 You little bastard! You cost me 50 bucks!
- 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,532 Why don't you run away and join the circus,
- 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,075 you stupid little son-of-a-bitch!
- 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,410 Aghghgh!
- 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:27,786 Congratulations, Mark and Rebecca.
- 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,872 You are truly South Park's finest!
- 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,833 Damn, dude, those home-school kids are smart!
- 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:35,127 Yeah, too bad they have the personalities of a wet dishcloth!
- 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,171 What's your name?
- 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:38,255 What's in a name?
- 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,299 Wow.
- 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:41,717 It was nice competing against you boys.
- 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:42,843 We will have to do it a-gain sometime.
- 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,428 Oh yes, we must do it a-gain.
- 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:45,763 We've never seen you before,
- 00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:47,014 do you live in the woods or something?
- 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,515 No, I live right over there.
- 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,808 I've lived there all my life.
- 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,352 How come you don't go to school?
- 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:52,478 Because I'm home-schooled. - What's that?
- 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:54,021 My parents teach me,
- 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:54,938 so I stay at home instead of going to school.
- 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:56,148 You what?
- 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,150 Stay at home-- all day--no school?!
- 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,985 Right.
- 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,154 ♪ Who would have thought such a miracle could be ♪
- 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,448 ♪ Who could have known that this moment I would see ♪
- 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,950 ♪ A new way of living, a chance to be free--♪♪
- 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:07,826 Shut up, Cartman.
- 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:08,952 You shut up, butthole.
- 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:09,870 You shut up, gay wad.
- 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,163 You shut up, ass logger.
- 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:12,039 Oh my goodness, are you two enemies?
- 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:13,874 No, we're friends.
- 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,085 Strange, friends would call each other names and fight.
- 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:17,628 What?
- 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,004 Come, children, let's take our trophies home
- 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,757 and place them high upon the mantle!
- 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:30,682 Dude, what a bunch of freakin' nerdos.
- 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,562 Papa?
- 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:36,939 Yes, Mark?
- 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,482 Why can't I go to school with the other boys?
- 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,651 Oh...
- 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,736 Well, because son, public schools are inefficient and dangerous.
- 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:44,321 But I want to play with the other children.
- 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:45,572 Oh, how they laugh and play, Papa.
- 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,116 Mark, you have play time.
- 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:48,492 You get to play in the afternoons.
- 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:49,952 I just feel like I should go to public school,
- 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,328 if only for a little while.
- 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:52,663 To see what other little boys are like.
- 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,123 Mark, public schools are no good.
- 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:55,791 Your mother and I were both home-schooled
- 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,960 and we turned out much better because of it.
- 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,586 Please, Papa, just let me try it for a few days.
- 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,171 Alright, fine, Mark!
- 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:02,756 You go ahead and go to public school.
- 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:04,007 You can just find out for yourself
- 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,759 how flawed and treacherous it is!
- 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,636 Hooray!
- 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,138 You don't want to go to public school, too, do you Rebecca?
- 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,306 Oh, heavens no.
- 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:12,766 Well, thank God for that.
- 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:14,309 At least my daughter will remain safe!
- 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:18,856 Oh, hi... is, uh... is Rebecca home?
- 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:21,442 Yes, she is.
- 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,403 Uh... can I talk to her?
- 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:26,280 Oh, well... I suppose so.
- 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:28,949 Rebecca, this little boy wants to see you.
- 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,659 Hello?
- 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,002 Uh... hi.
- 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,336 Hello.
- 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:44,423 Uh... I just...
- 00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:46,800 Well... that's all.
- 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:50,762 Who was that?
- 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:51,847 A little boy wanted to see Rebecca.
- 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,390 Oh no.
- 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:54,641 I told you the spelling bee was a bad idea!
- 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,226 But the children won,
- 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:57,686 and they were happy to meet the other children.
- 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,313 Yes, but now I think we may have opened
- 00:07:59,438 --> 00:08:01,982 a Pandora's Box that we can't close!
- 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,740 Okay, children, we have a new student joining us today
- 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:11,241 from home-school.
- 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,993 Now, his parents are very worried about his safety,
- 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:14,745 so please don't be too cruel too him.
- 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:16,079 Mark?
- 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,250 Hey guys, what's up?
- 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,835 Dude, what's wrong with you?
- 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,086 Do you have some kind of John Travolta disease?
- 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:25,047 Alright, children, let's just try to pretend
- 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,798 there isn't a little boy in a huge plastic hamster ball here
- 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:28,467 and go on with our studies.
- 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:30,969 Now, who can tell me when Columbus sailed the seas
- 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,221 and discovered America?
- 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:33,889 Yes, Mark?
- 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,682 Ay! How come you never pick me?
- 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,351 Because you never know the right answer, butt-for-brains.
- 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:38,310 Yes, Mark?
- 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,062 The answer is 1492.
- 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,396 However, the Americas had already been discovered
- 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:42,814 by many before him,
- 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:43,857 including the Vikings and the Native Americans,
- 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,651 and therefore your question is a charade.
- 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:47,277 Aw, see, that's what I was gonna say!
- 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:48,904 Very impressive, Mark.
- 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,364 You should be able to throw the grading curve
- 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:52,241 and flunk all these little bastards.
- 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:54,952 Oh God, this kid's gonna last about five seconds
- 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:56,620 out on the playground.
- 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,580 Now, who can tell me what country Columbus was from?
- 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,582 Put your hand down, cream puff.
- 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,417 That does it!
- 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,963 I do not need to sit here and be ridiculed!
- 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:07,923 I'm gonna be home-schooled from now on!
- 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:08,840 You don't wanna be home-schooled, fat ass.
- 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:10,926 I'm gonna be home-schooled
- 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,761 and leave all the pain and suffering of public school behind me!
- 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:16,640 Screw you, guys... I'm gonna be home-schooled.
- 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,809 Oh please God, let it be forever.
- 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,734 Come on, Pip, say it, say "please hit me."
- 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:29,194 But if I say that, you'll hit me!
- 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,988 No, I'm gonna hit you if you <i>don't</i> say it.
- 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:32,489 If you say "please hit me," I won't hit you.
- 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:33,365 "Please hit me."
- 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,741 Alright. - Ow!
- 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:35,784 Alright, let's try this again, Pip...
- 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:36,827 I don't understand.
- 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:37,911 You seem to like that boy,
- 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,079 yet hate him at the same time.
- 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,372 Hey, kid, get out of that hamster ball.
- 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,540 Oh, I promised my father I wouldn't.
- 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:42,833 Oh, boy.
- 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,042 Sorry, dude, you're on your own.
- 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,836 You best do what he says, home-school kid.
- 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,796 Why this is our part of the playground, see,
- 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,339 and if you don't follow our rules,
- 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,300 we're gonna duct-tape ya to a bench.
- 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,260 You mean you would actually duct tape my entire body to a bench?
- 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:54,761 For what purpose?
- 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:55,721 Just get out of the hamster ball
- 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,347 or else you're gonna find out!
- 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,315 Have a nice second half of the day, nerdo.
- 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,066 Yeah, why... why, you shouldn't be such a smart mouth
- 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,067 Mr. Know-It-All.
- 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,236 Oh, dear.
- 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,449 Oh, where could he be?!
- 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,451 He should have been home from the public school by now!
- 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:18,827 I'm sure he's alright.
- 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,412 That must be him!
- 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,331 Aaaaaaaaaaghhh!
- 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:25,042 Oh my God, son!
- 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,335 Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
- 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,045 Mark, what have they done to you?!
- 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:29,880 Well, they duct-taped me to a bench.
- 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:30,922 But why?!
- 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:32,132 I don't know, Mother.
- 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,091 It didn't make any sense at all.
- 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:34,551 Well, you see?!
- 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,011 This is what happens at public schools!
- 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,095 But I want to go back tomorrow, Papa.
- 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,513 What?!
- 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:39,348 Please, just give me one more day.
- 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:40,891 What do we do?
- 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:41,808 Well, if we're going to let him go back...
- 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,518 It looks like I need to have a little talk
- 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:46,063 with those other boys' fathers!
- 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,318 ♪ Everywhere I go I'm thinking of you, Rebecca ♪
- 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:54,655 ♪ I don't know what to do, Rebecca ♪
- 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:57,991 ♪ You're so nice, I'd like to get to know you better ♪
- 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,035 ♪ So what do you say we get together ♪
- 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,163 ♪ You really are quite good looking, Rebecca ♪
- 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:07,042 ♪ You really are quite good looking, Rebecca ♪
- 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,711 ♪ Rebecca, you really are quite good looking ♪
- 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,464 ♪ You're a fox ♪
- 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,984 Uh... good evening, gentlemen.
- 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:35,404 If I could have your attention for a few moments...
- 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,781 My son Mark was beat up in school today, by your sons.
- 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,283 I think it would be appropriate for you to talk with your sons,
- 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,536 and instruct them to no longer tease or bother my boy.
- 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:45,414 Look, Mr...
- 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,748 Cotswolds.
- 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,542 Mr. Cotswolds, we can't completely control
- 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,210 what our kids do socially.
- 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,671 That's for them to figure out on their own.
- 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,798 Well, obviously they need to be to be coached a little better.
- 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:58,510 And furthermore, your son has been harassing my little girl.
- 00:11:58,635 --> 00:11:59,845 I would like you to tell him to stop.
- 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,680 Hey, my son is just discovering love.
- 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,056 Maybe your daughter is, too.
- 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,474 They need to know about that stuff.
- 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:05,767 Oh, hello?!
- 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,227 My girl is eight years old!
- 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,520 What does she need to know about love?!
- 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,147 Well, something.
- 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:11,773 I mean, you can't just wait until she's a teenager
- 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,358 and expect her to figure out everything all at once.
- 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,402 I will not tell you how to raise your children
- 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,654 and you will not tell me how to raise mine.
- 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,573 You want a beer or something, Catswall?
- 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,283 No, I don't drink beer.
- 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,367 I just like wine coolers.
- 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,202 You what!?
- 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,122 See ya, Cotswolds, thanks for stopping by.
- 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,915 Yeah, see ya.
- 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:34,004 I can't even get her to understand.
- 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,130 It's like she's from another planet.
- 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,173 Can I sit here with you?
- 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,507 Oh man, if you have to.
- 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:38,884 Attention students.
- 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,552 Don't forget that this Friday night is
- 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,221 the South Park Elementary "Bay of Pigs Memorial Dance".
- 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:46,099 We will have a very special band performing so please come early.
- 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:47,434 Hey, that's it, the dance!
- 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:48,977 I can ask Rebecca to go to the dance!
- 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,270 Dude what happened to you?!
- 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,313 You're a total wuss now!
- 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,397 Ha ha!
- 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,065 Mrfm frm mrm!
- 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:55,484 Why do you call Kyle names and laugh at him?
- 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:56,818 Is he not your friend?
- 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:57,903 Yeah, dude, but guys just do that.
- 00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:59,446 We rip on each other and stuff.
- 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,031 I see--it's like you have to mark your territory as a boy.
- 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,407 You have to socially find your place.
- 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,867 What?
- 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:04,993 Enjoying your lunch, nerd-o?
- 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,703 Ah, sticks and stones may break my bones
- 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:07,996 but words will never harm me!
- 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,498 Oh, dude, you don't say <i>that</i>!
- 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:10,874 Huh?
- 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,501 Get him!
- 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,671 Boy, that kid's having a hard time adjusting to public school.
- 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:19,174 Yeah, I wonder how Cartman is doing with his home-schooling.
- 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:25,972 Uhhh... seriously...
- 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,852 Uhhh...
- 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,938 Hon, are you ready for some math problems?
- 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,356 Oh, not right this second, Mother.
- 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,524 Put them there by the door.
- 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:36,900 Oh, alright.
- 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:37,651 Mom...
- 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,194 Yes, hon?
- 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,111 Could you turn up the heat just a little?
- 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,738 Sure, hon.
- 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:42,948 Uhhhh...
- 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:46,117 Dude, home-schooling rules!
- 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,577 Yes!
- 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,376 Oh, hello.
- 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,002 Oh! Uh... Rebecca!
- 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,505 There's this dance, see... at the school... and, um--
- 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,549 Hey, would you like to come up to my room?
- 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,925 Huh?
- 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:02,843 Would you like to come up to my room?
- 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,594 Uh... okay?
- 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:08,598 I'm sorry, Son, there's nothing we can do to stop those bullies.
- 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,600 We have to pull you out of public school.
- 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:13,311 Oh, Papa... can I at least go to the dance tomorrow?
- 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,105 Alright, you can go.
- 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,356 But I'll be there to supervise.
- 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,816 Alright...
- 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,442 Mark, where is your sister?
- 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:20,902 She's upstairs playing doctor with that Kyle boy.
- 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,112 Oh, alright.
- 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:22,988 What?!
- 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,364 Rebecca?!
- 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,533 Don't play his perverted games!
- 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,539 I have to extirpate a lesion in his cerebral cortex
- 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,541 or risk infection to the synaptic responses.
- 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,377 Uh... alright, Rebecca,
- 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,546 but it's time to start your home-schooling.
- 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:42,674 Rebecca, there's this dance, see.
- 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,968 The South Park Elementary Bay of Pigs Memorial Dance.
- 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,637 And I was wondering, if you want to go.
- 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,514 Hmmm... alright, I guess I'll go.
- 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,640 You will?!
- 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,142 I guess.
- 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,101 Are you gonna go? Maybe I'll see you there.
- 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,603 No, no... I mean... go with <i>me.</i>
- 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,147 Oh I'm sure Father will give me a ride.
- 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,319 Aaahh..
- 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,739 Ughhhh...
- 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:09,784 Eric, I got you a new history textbook.
- 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,369 Why don't you come downstairs?
- 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,413 Waaaaghhh... not right now, Mom.
- 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:17,375 Eric, please, we have to do some studying today.
- 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,627 I am studying, Mom.
- 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:19,961 I'm learning with the Fonics Monkey.
- 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,380 Mach maaach, mach!
- 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,258 Waaaaghhh....
- 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,509 Hey, fat ass, how's home-schooling going?
- 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,762 Oh, it's so sweet, you guys.
- 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,180 Well get your ass out of bed,
- 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,473 we have to go deal with that home-school kid.
- 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,933 I can't, I'm too tired.
- 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,434 Maybe tomorrow.
- 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:37,896 But the big dance is tomorrow
- 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,230 and all the guys are going to duct-tape him to a flagpole.
- 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:42,233 That sounds cool, maybe I'll go to that.
- 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,155 No, Fonics Monkey!
- 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:51,284 Wach wach waaaaach! - No, Fonics Monkey!
- 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,619 That's a bad Fonics Monkey!
- 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,164 Wach wach waaaach!
- 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,542 Oh my God, Fonics Monkey killed Kenny!
- 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,461 You're damn straight he did.
- 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,588 You got my note?
- 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,673 Of course, you taped it to my dog,
- 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:05,840 how could I not see it?
- 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,008 Uhh... can we sit down?
- 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,343 Why not?
- 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,388 Isn't Papa's garden beautiful?
- 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:12,722 He works so hard on it.
- 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,558 Rebecca... don't you ever look at the town?
- 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,602 At that flicker of light over there?
- 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,270 I have looked at it.
- 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,981 Well, that's a public school.
- 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,733 And in it, there are children, just like us.
- 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,653 How can children go to school on a flicker of light?
- 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,572 From public school, your house is just a flicker of light.
- 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,282 Don't you want to go out?
- 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,243 All you do is stay in your house and study.
- 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,703 What else would one do?
- 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,037 Love... for one thing.
- 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,831 And what is love?
- 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,041 Love... Is the most important thing on Earth.
- 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,960 When boys and girls feel love...
- 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,545 they kiss.
- 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,963 What means "kiss"?
- 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,923 When a man and a woman feel love
- 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,466 they put their lips together.
- 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,010 Oh, you mean a mate?
- 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,553 When it is time to increase the herd,
- 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,179 my provider will select one for me.
- 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:56,433 Rebecca, in public school, we select our own mate.
- 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,893 In public school, men and women get together,
- 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,270 make each other happy.
- 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:03,398 You certainly come from a silly place.
- 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:07,068 Still, I should like to try this... kiss.
- 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,696 So I could write about it.
- 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,322 How do we do it?
- 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,615 I'm not completely sure.
- 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,451 Should we... look it up?
- 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,202 No, I think its just something you have to try a few times
- 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,080 until you... get it... right.
- 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,957 Mmmm...
- 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,168 Wow!
- 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,669 Wow, that was fun!
- 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,046 Does that--
- 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,255 does that mean you'll go to the dance?
- 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,507 You bet your sweet ass I will!
- 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,551 Alright, here's the plan.
- 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:32,886 Tomorrow night at the dance,
- 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,304 when none of the chaperones are looking,
- 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,680 you guys go grab Mark, bring him out here
- 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,474 and then we're gonna duct tape him to this flagpole.
- 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:38,892 Are you sure?
- 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:39,768 He could be out here all night on the flagpole.
- 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:40,977 That's the point, buttpipe!
- 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,562 Don't call me a buttpipe, buttpipe!
- 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,689 Well, come on, we gotta go buy us some more duct tape!
- 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,566 Hooray!
- 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,570 Alright, here's the plan:
- 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,155 all we gotta to is volunteer to chaperone the dance tomorrow.
- 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,282 Why do we all wanna chaperone the dance?
- 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,367 Because Cotswolds is gonna be there.
- 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,161 And we he shows up, we all grab him,
- 00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,496 bring him out here...
- 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,581 and duct tape him to the flagpole!
- 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,500 The flagpole, that's great!
- 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,085 Come on we gotta buy more duct tape!
- 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,544 Alright!
- 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,640 Dude, we're gonna go duct tape that Mark kid to the bleachers,
- 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,182 you wanna help?
- 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,850 I can't.
- 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:21,601 I have to wait for Rebecca to show up.
- 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:22,685 Oh, brother!
- 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:23,812 Don't you oh brother me!
- 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:24,813 She's the woman of my dreams!
- 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:25,814 You suck now, Kyle.
- 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,482 You suck!
- 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,817 Boys and girls can I have your attention please?
- 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,027 This year we have a very special guest performing
- 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,321 at the South Park Elementary Bay of Pigs Memorial Dance.
- 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,907 He was a musical force in the Seventies and Eighties.
- 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:39,244 Please welcome... <i>Ronni James Dio</i>!
- 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,332 Are you ready to rock, boys and girls?!
- 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:48,044 I said... are you ready to rock?!
- 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,796 Uh, sure, I guess.
- 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,756 Then let's hit it!
- 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,884 I know you'll all remember this one.
- 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,928 It's off my first solo album.
- 00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:00,181 The song that you all helped me make number one!
- 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,392 ♪ Holy diver ♪
- 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:05,436 ♪ You've been down too long in the midnight sea-- ♪
- 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:09,065 Hey, there he is, there's the home-school kid!
- 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,861 Come on, let's go duct tape him to the flag pole.
- 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,279 Hey, isn't that the home-school kid's sister?
- 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:17,323 Hi, guys!
- 00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:22,162 Holy cow!
- 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:23,663 Hey, baby, come see me later, 'kay?
- 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,207 What the-- damn, baby!
- 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,750 Hey, Kyle, wanna go make out?
- 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,836 Rebecca... you...
- 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:30,837 Rebecca, what the devil are you doing?!
- 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:31,838 I'm having fun, Mark!
- 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,965 Oh, goodness!
- 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,133 You're out of control!
- 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,301 You did this to my sister!
- 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:37,886 Uh... all I did was show her how to--
- 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,596 You made my sister into a slut!
- 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:40,388 I'll kill you!
- 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,598 Aaaghgh!
- 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,935 You bitch!
- 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,104 I'm gonna whoop your bitch-ass!
- 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,857 Oh my God!
- 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,066 Dude, he's kicking the crap out of Kyle!
- 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,651 Yeah, he's a bad-ass!
- 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,320 Alright, alright, that's enough, boys!
- 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,447 I'm not through with you, bitch!
- 00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:58,823 Hey, you're pretty cool, Mark.
- 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,533 Yeah, that was real bad-ass
- 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:01,826 how you stood up for your sister.
- 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,620 I'd a kicked Kyle's bitch-ass too.
- 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:04,954 You wanna have grab some cake with me?
- 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,706 No, he's my friend!
- 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,000 He said he'd hang out with me!
- 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,669 They've got to be here somewhere!
- 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,379 Hey, there's Cotswolds!
- 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,089 Come on, let's duct-tape him to the flagpole!
- 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,758 Yeah!
- 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,387 Where are my children?
- 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,556 I'm taking them out of this God-forsaken place!
- 00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,516 Calm down, Papa.
- 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,018 Everything is alright.
- 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,938 You see, I've learned something today.
- 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,648 Public schools may be a bit lacking in education,
- 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,358 but it's the main place where children learn
- 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,776 all of their social skills.
- 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,194 You can't teach a child social skills,
- 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:37,862 they have to learn them themselves,
- 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:38,988 and the only place to do that is on the playground
- 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,490 in the cafeteria and so on.
- 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:42,242 Don't you see, Papa?
- 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,910 That's what happened to your daughter.
- 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,370 You tried so hard to keep her from anything sexual,
- 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,830 and now look at her, she's a Goddamned whore, Papa!
- 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,582 Wow, she sure is.
- 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,542 I know letting your kids out into the world is scary.
- 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,169 I know you wish nothing bad would ever happen to us.
- 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:54,462 But bad things will happen,
- 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,713 and we have to start learning now
- 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,298 how to deal with those things.
- 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:04,722 Mark... you're absolutely right...
- 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,307 Okay, children, if it's what you want,
- 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,810 you can start going to public school!
- 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,186 Alright!
- 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:12,855 Nice speech, nerd-o.
- 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:13,773 Thanks, gay wad.
- 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,275 Now you're getting it!
- 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,901 Well, come on guys, if I'm not mistaken
- 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,404 we still have someone to duct-tape to the flag pole!
- 00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:20,446 Hooray!
- 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:21,656 What?!
- 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,409 See ya, Papa!
- 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,786 Well, I'm glad we all learned something today, kids.
- 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,955 Now let's dance!
- 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,499 ♪ Holy diver ♪
- 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,627 ♪ You've been down too long in the midnight sea ♪
- 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,922 ♪ Oh what's becoming of me ♪
- 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,551 ♪ Like the tiger ♪
- 00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:44,846 ♪ You can see his stripes but you know he's clean ♪
- 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:48,391 ♪ Oh, don't you see what I mean ♪
- 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,894 ♪ Gotta get away ♪
- 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:55,231 ♪ Holy diver... ♪♪
- 00:00:10,428 --> 00:00:11,387 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,389 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:13,514 --> 00:00:15,141 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:15,266 --> 00:00:16,767 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,185 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:20,187 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:20,312 --> 00:00:21,981 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:22,106 --> 00:00:23,441 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:24,734 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:24,859 --> 00:00:26,694 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:30,072 ♪ [Mumbling] ♪
- 00:00:30,197 --> 00:00:31,407 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:33,242 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪♪
- 00:00:36,662 --> 00:00:37,538 Look, Eric!
- 00:00:37,663 --> 00:00:38,914 Mommy got you a present!
- 00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:39,915 A present-- is it a "Rocket Racer?!"
- 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:41,125 No, let me guess!
- 00:00:41,250 --> 00:00:42,626 It's a "Frogman Dave" doll!
- 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:44,378 No wait, I know, it's a "Police Power Chopper"!
- 00:00:44,503 --> 00:00:45,671 No, I got you something that's going to help you
- 00:00:45,796 --> 00:00:48,466 win the big spelling bee tomorrow!
- 00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:50,468 Mom, I'm not gonna win the spelling bee.
- 00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:51,552 I never do.
- 00:00:51,677 --> 00:00:52,928 This year's gonna be different!
- 00:00:53,054 --> 00:00:54,388 Look!
- 00:00:54,513 --> 00:00:56,348 I got you "Hooked on Monkey Fonics"!
- 00:00:56,474 --> 00:00:59,268 What the hell is "Hooked on Monkey Fonics"?
- 00:00:59,393 --> 00:01:01,353 It's a new way to learn how to read and spell,
- 00:01:01,479 --> 00:01:02,563 and it comes with everything you need
- 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:05,191 to help win that spelling bee!
- 00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:07,943 Wagh!
- 00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:10,696 It says we just put the cassette into a tape player...
- 00:01:10,821 --> 00:01:13,783 [female on tape] Welcome to "Hooked on Monkey Fonics"
- 00:01:13,908 --> 00:01:15,910 Level 1!
- 00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:18,287 I will read the sounds and the monkey will keep the beat.
- 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:20,331 If your monkey arrived in the box dead
- 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:24,126 call 1-800-555-4500 to get a new monkey.
- 00:01:24,251 --> 00:01:27,129 Ready? Let's begin!
- 00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:29,006 [playing rhytmically]
- 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:31,008 The learning monkey is here to say,
- 00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:33,511 that reading is easy and it's okay!
- 00:01:33,636 --> 00:01:35,721 Work with the monkey and you will learn,
- 00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:38,349 to spell hard words like "morbid" and "fern".
- 00:01:38,474 --> 00:01:41,143 Start with card 1, ready begin--
- 00:01:41,268 --> 00:01:45,022 [boom box] C-h, ch-chalk.
- 00:01:51,237 --> 00:01:53,614 <i>C-h,ch-chalk.</i>
- 00:01:53,739 --> 00:01:54,824 Good, Card 2!
- 00:01:54,949 --> 00:01:57,952 [boom box] T-h, th-there.
- 00:01:58,077 --> 00:02:00,079 <i>T-h,th-there!</i>
- 00:02:00,204 --> 00:02:01,455 Hey, this is easy!!
- 00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:04,333 I'm gonna win the spelling bee for sure, Mom!
- 00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:07,711 Alright, everyone!
- 00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:11,340 Welcome to the 15th annual South Park Spelling Bee Finals!
- 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:13,342 Woo-hoo!
- 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:15,594 This should be very interesting.
- 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:19,348 We have with us 12 of the brightest spellers from South Park Elementary.
- 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,933 Kyle, Kyle, he's our man
- 00:02:21,058 --> 00:02:23,102 if he can't win it, I'm out 50 bucks!
- 00:02:23,227 --> 00:02:24,812 You bet money on my son to win?!
- 00:02:24,937 --> 00:02:26,355 Sure, when it comes to spelling bees,
- 00:02:26,480 --> 00:02:28,149 I always bet on the Jew!
- 00:02:28,274 --> 00:02:28,899 You're going down, bitch.
- 00:02:29,024 --> 00:02:30,484 Shut up, fat ass.
- 00:02:30,609 --> 00:02:31,652 Everyone knows I can spell better than you.
- 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:34,280 Yeah, well this year I have a secret weapon.
- 00:02:34,405 --> 00:02:35,990 And joining us this year,
- 00:02:36,115 --> 00:02:37,783 are the two home-schooled children,
- 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,952 Rebecca and Mark Cotswolds!
- 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:42,037 What?!
- 00:02:42,163 --> 00:02:44,206 Home-schooled kids?!
- 00:02:44,331 --> 00:02:45,207 Who the hell are they!?
- 00:02:45,332 --> 00:02:46,292 Hey, that's not fair!
- 00:02:46,417 --> 00:02:47,710 You can't let home-schooled kids
- 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:49,336 into a public school spelling bee!
- 00:02:49,461 --> 00:02:50,838 What's a home-schooled kid?
- 00:02:50,963 --> 00:02:52,214 I don't know, dude, I've never seen them before.
- 00:02:52,339 --> 00:02:54,884 Go Mark! Go Rebecca!
- 00:02:55,009 --> 00:03:00,097 Our first contestant is Mark Cotswolds from home-school.
- 00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:04,435 Alright, Mark, your word is: "conscientious".
- 00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:05,895 What?! What the fuck does that mean?!
- 00:03:06,020 --> 00:03:07,980 Conscientious... may I have the definition, please?
- 00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:11,108 "Closely attentive to details, careful".
- 00:03:11,233 --> 00:03:13,777 Conscientious--could you use it in a sentence, please.
- 00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:17,615 "Mary's analysis of the spreadsheet was conscientious."
- 00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:23,162 Conscientious... C-o-n-s-c-i-e-n-t-i-o-u-s.
- 00:03:23,287 --> 00:03:24,705 [Ding ding] - Holy crap!
- 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:27,791 Way to go, Mark, alright!
- 00:03:27,917 --> 00:03:31,462 Okay, our next contestant is Eric Cartman.
- 00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:35,507 Alright, Eric, here is your word: "chair."
- 00:03:35,633 --> 00:03:38,427 Cha-ir.
- 00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:44,725 [whispering] Come on, Fonics Monkey, drum!
- 00:03:46,560 --> 00:03:48,229 Come on!
- 00:03:52,441 --> 00:03:54,026 Eric, your word is "chair"!
- 00:03:54,151 --> 00:03:55,444 Uh... definition?
- 00:03:55,569 --> 00:03:57,821 Something you sit on.
- 00:03:57,947 --> 00:03:58,989 Country of origin?
- 00:03:59,114 --> 00:04:00,449 English!
- 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:01,909 Could you please use it in a sentence?
- 00:04:02,034 --> 00:04:03,494 Oh for Christ's sake, kid, the word is "chair"!
- 00:04:03,619 --> 00:04:09,583 Uh... chair... C-h-a-r-e.
- 00:04:09,708 --> 00:04:11,085 Bzzzt! - Aw, dammit!
- 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,586 How come I get the hard ones?!
- 00:04:12,711 --> 00:04:15,005 Get over here you son-of-a-bitch Fonics Monkey!
- 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:18,884 Alright, we're down to just three finalists.
- 00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:22,471 First up is Rebecca Cotswalds from home-school.
- 00:04:22,596 --> 00:04:26,267 Alright, Rebecca, here is your word: "litoral."
- 00:04:26,392 --> 00:04:27,893 Litoral... Definition?
- 00:04:28,018 --> 00:04:30,604 "Having to do with a lake or ocean."
- 00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:33,857 Litoral... will you please use it in a sentence?
- 00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:38,570 "Gary was most interested in the litoral features of Michigan."
- 00:04:38,696 --> 00:04:46,412 Litoral... L-i-t-o-r-a-I!
- 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:47,621 [Bell: Ding ding ding] Correct!
- 00:04:47,746 --> 00:04:48,872 Wow...
- 00:04:48,998 --> 00:04:50,749 Alright, Rebecca! Good job honey!
- 00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:53,585 And now we have Kyle Broflofski.
- 00:04:53,711 --> 00:04:55,879 Here we go: "kroxldyphivc."
- 00:04:56,005 --> 00:04:56,839 What?!
- 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,048 "Kroxldyphivc".
- 00:04:58,173 --> 00:04:59,466 Definition?
- 00:04:59,591 --> 00:05:02,386 "Something which has a Kroxldyph-like quality."
- 00:05:02,511 --> 00:05:04,930 Uh... could you use it in a sentence?
- 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:06,181 Certainly.
- 00:05:06,307 --> 00:05:10,019 "Kroxldyphivc is a hard word to spell."
- 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:13,355 Kroxldyphivc...
- 00:05:13,480 --> 00:05:15,232 You can do it, kid! You can do it!
- 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:17,776 Kroxldyphic... C-
- 00:05:17,901 --> 00:05:19,278 Bzzztt! - Dammit!
- 00:05:19,403 --> 00:05:21,780 You little bastard! You cost me 50 bucks!
- 00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,532 Why don't you run away and join the circus,
- 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,075 you stupid little son-of-a-bitch!
- 00:05:25,200 --> 00:05:26,410 Aghghgh!
- 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:27,786 Congratulations, Mark and Rebecca.
- 00:05:27,911 --> 00:05:29,872 You are truly South Park's finest!
- 00:05:29,997 --> 00:05:32,833 Damn, dude, those home-school kids are smart!
- 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:35,127 Yeah, too bad they have the personalities of a wet dishcloth!
- 00:05:35,252 --> 00:05:37,171 What's your name?
- 00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:38,255 What's in a name?
- 00:05:38,380 --> 00:05:40,299 Wow.
- 00:05:40,424 --> 00:05:41,717 It was nice competing against you boys.
- 00:05:41,842 --> 00:05:42,843 We will have to do it a-gain sometime.
- 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:44,428 Oh yes, we must do it a-gain.
- 00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:45,763 We've never seen you before,
- 00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:47,014 do you live in the woods or something?
- 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,515 No, I live right over there.
- 00:05:48,640 --> 00:05:49,808 I've lived there all my life.
- 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,352 How come you don't go to school?
- 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:52,478 Because I'm home-schooled. - What's that?
- 00:05:52,603 --> 00:05:54,021 My parents teach me,
- 00:05:54,146 --> 00:05:54,938 so I stay at home instead of going to school.
- 00:05:55,064 --> 00:05:56,148 You what?
- 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:58,150 Stay at home-- all day--no school?!
- 00:05:58,275 --> 00:05:59,985 Right.
- 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,154 ♪ Who would have thought such a miracle could be ♪
- 00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,448 ♪ Who could have known that this moment I would see ♪
- 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,950 ♪ A new way of living, a chance to be free--♪♪
- 00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:07,826 Shut up, Cartman.
- 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:08,952 You shut up, butthole.
- 00:06:09,078 --> 00:06:09,870 You shut up, gay wad.
- 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:11,163 You shut up, ass logger.
- 00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:12,039 Oh my goodness, are you two enemies?
- 00:06:12,164 --> 00:06:13,874 No, we're friends.
- 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,085 Strange, friends would call each other names and fight.
- 00:06:16,210 --> 00:06:17,628 What?
- 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,004 Come, children, let's take our trophies home
- 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:21,757 and place them high upon the mantle!
- 00:06:28,514 --> 00:06:30,682 Dude, what a bunch of freakin' nerdos.
- 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,562 Papa?
- 00:06:35,687 --> 00:06:36,939 Yes, Mark?
- 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,482 Why can't I go to school with the other boys?
- 00:06:38,607 --> 00:06:40,651 [gasp] Oh...
- 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:42,736 Well, because son, public schools are inefficient and dangerous.
- 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:44,321 But I want to play with the other children.
- 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:45,572 Oh, how they laugh and play, Papa.
- 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:47,116 Mark, you have play time.
- 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:48,492 You get to play in the afternoons.
- 00:06:48,617 --> 00:06:49,952 I just feel like I should go to public school,
- 00:06:50,077 --> 00:06:51,328 if only for a little while.
- 00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:52,663 To see what other little boys are like.
- 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,123 Mark, public schools are no good.
- 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:55,791 Your mother and I were both home-schooled
- 00:06:55,916 --> 00:06:57,960 and we turned out much better because of it.
- 00:06:58,085 --> 00:06:59,586 Please, Papa, just let me try it for a few days.
- 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:01,171 Alright, fine, Mark!
- 00:07:01,296 --> 00:07:02,756 You go ahead and go to public school.
- 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:04,007 You can just find out for yourself
- 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,759 how flawed and treacherous it is!
- 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:07,636 Hooray!
- 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,138 You don't want to go to public school, too, do you Rebecca?
- 00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:11,306 Oh, heavens no.
- 00:07:11,432 --> 00:07:12,766 Well, thank God for that.
- 00:07:12,891 --> 00:07:14,309 At least my daughter will remain safe!
- 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:15,727 [doorbell rings]
- 00:07:15,853 --> 00:07:18,856 Oh, hi... is, uh... is Rebecca home?
- 00:07:18,981 --> 00:07:21,442 Yes, she is.
- 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:24,403 Uh... can I talk to her?
- 00:07:24,528 --> 00:07:26,280 Oh, well... I suppose so.
- 00:07:26,405 --> 00:07:28,949 Rebecca, this little boy wants to see you.
- 00:07:29,074 --> 00:07:30,659 Hello?
- 00:07:38,750 --> 00:07:40,002 Uh... hi.
- 00:07:40,127 --> 00:07:41,336 Hello.
- 00:07:41,462 --> 00:07:44,423 Uh... I just...
- 00:07:44,548 --> 00:07:46,800 Well... that's all.
- 00:07:49,511 --> 00:07:50,762 Who was that?
- 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:51,847 A little boy wanted to see Rebecca.
- 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,390 Oh no.
- 00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:54,641 I told you the spelling bee was a bad idea!
- 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,226 But the children won,
- 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:57,686 and they were happy to meet the other children.
- 00:07:57,811 --> 00:07:59,313 Yes, but now I think we may have opened
- 00:07:59,438 --> 00:08:01,982 a Pandora's Box that we can't close!
- 00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,740 Okay, children, we have a new student joining us today
- 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:11,241 from home-school.
- 00:08:11,366 --> 00:08:12,993 Now, his parents are very worried about his safety,
- 00:08:13,118 --> 00:08:14,745 so please don't be too cruel too him.
- 00:08:14,870 --> 00:08:16,079 Mark?
- 00:08:18,957 --> 00:08:20,250 Hey guys, what's up?
- 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:21,835 Dude, what's wrong with you?
- 00:08:21,960 --> 00:08:23,086 Do you have some kind of John Travolta disease?
- 00:08:23,212 --> 00:08:25,047 Alright, children, let's just try to pretend
- 00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,798 there isn't a little boy in a huge plastic hamster ball here
- 00:08:26,924 --> 00:08:28,467 and go on with our studies.
- 00:08:28,592 --> 00:08:30,969 Now, who can tell me when Columbus sailed the seas
- 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,221 and discovered America?
- 00:08:32,346 --> 00:08:33,889 Yes, Mark?
- 00:08:34,014 --> 00:08:35,682 Ay! How come you never pick me?
- 00:08:35,807 --> 00:08:37,351 Because you never know the right answer, butt-for-brains.
- 00:08:37,476 --> 00:08:38,310 Yes, Mark?
- 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,062 The answer is 1492.
- 00:08:40,187 --> 00:08:41,396 However, the Americas had already been discovered
- 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:42,814 by many before him,
- 00:08:42,940 --> 00:08:43,857 including the Vikings and the Native Americans,
- 00:08:43,982 --> 00:08:45,651 and therefore your question is a charade.
- 00:08:45,776 --> 00:08:47,277 Aw, see, that's what I was gonna say!
- 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:48,904 Very impressive, Mark.
- 00:08:49,029 --> 00:08:50,364 You should be able to throw the grading curve
- 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:52,241 and flunk all these little bastards.
- 00:08:52,366 --> 00:08:54,952 Oh God, this kid's gonna last about five seconds
- 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:56,620 out on the playground.
- 00:08:56,745 --> 00:08:58,580 Now, who can tell me what country Columbus was from?
- 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:00,582 Put your hand down, cream puff.
- 00:09:00,707 --> 00:09:02,417 That does it!
- 00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,963 I do not need to sit here and be ridiculed!
- 00:09:06,088 --> 00:09:07,923 I'm gonna be home-schooled from now on!
- 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:08,840 You don't wanna be home-schooled, fat ass.
- 00:09:08,966 --> 00:09:10,926 I'm gonna be home-schooled
- 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:12,761 and leave all the pain and suffering of public school behind me!
- 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:16,640 Screw you, guys... I'm gonna be home-schooled.
- 00:09:16,765 --> 00:09:18,809 Oh please God, let it be forever.
- 00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,310 [bell rings]
- 00:09:25,983 --> 00:09:27,734 Come on, Pip, say it, say "please hit me."
- 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:29,194 But if I say that, you'll hit me!
- 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:30,988 No, I'm gonna hit you if you <i>don't</i> say it.
- 00:09:31,113 --> 00:09:32,489 If you say "please hit me," I won't hit you.
- 00:09:32,614 --> 00:09:33,365 "Please hit me."
- 00:09:33,490 --> 00:09:34,741 Alright. - Ow!
- 00:09:34,866 --> 00:09:35,784 Alright, let's try this again, Pip...
- 00:09:35,909 --> 00:09:36,827 I don't understand.
- 00:09:36,952 --> 00:09:37,911 You seem to like that boy,
- 00:09:38,036 --> 00:09:39,079 yet hate him at the same time.
- 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,372 Hey, kid, get out of that hamster ball.
- 00:09:40,497 --> 00:09:41,540 Oh, I promised my father I wouldn't.
- 00:09:41,665 --> 00:09:42,833 Oh, boy.
- 00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:44,042 Sorry, dude, you're on your own.
- 00:09:44,167 --> 00:09:45,836 You best do what he says, home-school kid.
- 00:09:45,961 --> 00:09:47,796 Why this is our part of the playground, see,
- 00:09:47,921 --> 00:09:49,339 and if you don't follow our rules,
- 00:09:49,464 --> 00:09:51,300 we're gonna duct-tape ya to a bench.
- 00:09:51,425 --> 00:09:53,260 You mean you would actually duct tape my entire body to a bench?
- 00:09:53,385 --> 00:09:54,761 For what purpose?
- 00:09:54,886 --> 00:09:55,721 Just get out of the hamster ball
- 00:09:55,846 --> 00:09:57,347 or else you're gonna find out!
- 00:09:58,557 --> 00:10:00,267 [kids shouting]
- 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:06,315 Have a nice second half of the day, nerdo.
- 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,066 Yeah, why... why, you shouldn't be such a smart mouth
- 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:09,067 Mr. Know-It-All.
- 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,236 Oh, dear.
- 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:15,449 Oh, where could he be?!
- 00:10:15,574 --> 00:10:17,451 He should have been home from the public school by now!
- 00:10:17,576 --> 00:10:18,827 I'm sure he's alright.
- 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,412 That must be him!
- 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:22,331 Aaaaaaaaaaghhh!
- 00:10:22,456 --> 00:10:25,042 Oh my God, son!
- 00:10:25,167 --> 00:10:26,335 Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
- 00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,045 Mark, what have they done to you?!
- 00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:29,880 Well, they duct-taped me to a bench.
- 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:30,922 But why?!
- 00:10:31,048 --> 00:10:32,132 I don't know, Mother.
- 00:10:32,257 --> 00:10:33,091 It didn't make any sense at all.
- 00:10:33,216 --> 00:10:34,551 Well, you see?!
- 00:10:34,676 --> 00:10:36,011 This is what happens at public schools!
- 00:10:36,136 --> 00:10:37,095 But I want to go back tomorrow, Papa.
- 00:10:37,220 --> 00:10:38,513 What?!
- 00:10:38,639 --> 00:10:39,348 Please, just give me one more day.
- 00:10:39,473 --> 00:10:40,891 What do we do?
- 00:10:41,016 --> 00:10:41,808 Well, if we're going to let him go back...
- 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,518 It looks like I need to have a little talk
- 00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:46,063 with those other boys' fathers!
- 00:10:48,148 --> 00:10:51,318 ♪ Everywhere I go I'm thinking of you, Rebecca ♪
- 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:54,655 ♪ I don't know what to do, Rebecca ♪
- 00:10:54,780 --> 00:10:57,991 ♪ You're so nice, I'd like to get to know you better ♪
- 00:10:58,116 --> 00:11:00,035 ♪ So what do you say we get together ♪
- 00:11:00,160 --> 00:11:03,163 ♪ You really are quite good looking, Rebecca ♪
- 00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:07,042 ♪ You really are quite good looking, Rebecca ♪
- 00:11:07,167 --> 00:11:09,711 ♪ Rebecca, you really are quite good looking ♪
- 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,464 ♪ You're a fox ♪
- 00:11:31,441 --> 00:11:32,984 Uh... good evening, gentlemen.
- 00:11:33,110 --> 00:11:35,404 If I could have your attention for a few moments...
- 00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:37,781 My son Mark was beat up in school today, by your sons.
- 00:11:37,906 --> 00:11:40,283 I think it would be appropriate for you to talk with your sons,
- 00:11:40,409 --> 00:11:42,536 and instruct them to no longer tease or bother my boy.
- 00:11:42,661 --> 00:11:45,414 Look, Mr...
- 00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:46,748 Cotswolds.
- 00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,542 Mr. Cotswolds, we can't completely control
- 00:11:48,667 --> 00:11:50,210 what our kids do socially.
- 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:52,671 That's for them to figure out on their own.
- 00:11:52,796 --> 00:11:54,798 Well, obviously they need to be to be coached a little better.
- 00:11:54,923 --> 00:11:58,510 And furthermore, your son has been harassing my little girl.
- 00:11:58,635 --> 00:11:59,845 I would like you to tell him to stop.
- 00:11:59,970 --> 00:12:01,680 Hey, my son is just discovering love.
- 00:12:01,805 --> 00:12:03,056 Maybe your daughter is, too.
- 00:12:03,181 --> 00:12:04,474 They need to know about that stuff.
- 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:05,767 Oh, hello?!
- 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,227 My girl is eight years old!
- 00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:08,520 What does she need to know about love?!
- 00:12:08,645 --> 00:12:10,147 Well, something.
- 00:12:10,272 --> 00:12:11,773 I mean, you can't just wait until she's a teenager
- 00:12:11,898 --> 00:12:13,358 and expect her to figure out everything all at once.
- 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:15,402 I will not tell you how to raise your children
- 00:12:15,527 --> 00:12:17,654 and you will not tell me how to raise mine.
- 00:12:17,779 --> 00:12:19,573 You want a beer or something, Catswall?
- 00:12:19,698 --> 00:12:21,283 No, I don't drink beer.
- 00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:22,367 I just like wine coolers.
- 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,202 You what!?
- 00:12:25,620 --> 00:12:27,122 See ya, Cotswolds, thanks for stopping by.
- 00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:28,915 Yeah, see ya.
- 00:12:32,878 --> 00:12:34,004 I can't even get her to understand.
- 00:12:34,129 --> 00:12:35,130 It's like she's from another planet.
- 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,173 Can I sit here with you?
- 00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,507 Oh man, if you have to.
- 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:38,884 [female] Attention students.
- 00:12:39,009 --> 00:12:40,552 Don't forget that this Friday night is
- 00:12:40,677 --> 00:12:43,221 the South Park Elementary "Bay of Pigs Memorial Dance".
- 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:46,099 We will have a very special band performing so please come early.
- 00:12:46,224 --> 00:12:47,434 Hey, that's it, the dance!
- 00:12:47,559 --> 00:12:48,977 I can ask Rebecca to go to the dance!
- 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:50,270 Dude what happened to you?!
- 00:12:50,395 --> 00:12:51,313 You're a total wuss now!
- 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:52,397 Ha ha!
- 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:54,065 Mrfm frm mrm!
- 00:12:54,191 --> 00:12:55,484 Why do you call Kyle names and laugh at him?
- 00:12:55,609 --> 00:12:56,818 Is he not your friend?
- 00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:57,903 Yeah, dude, but guys just do that.
- 00:12:58,028 --> 00:12:59,446 We rip on each other and stuff.
- 00:12:59,571 --> 00:13:01,031 I see--it's like you have to mark your territory as a boy.
- 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:02,407 You have to socially find your place.
- 00:13:02,532 --> 00:13:03,867 What?
- 00:13:03,992 --> 00:13:04,993 Enjoying your lunch, nerd-o?
- 00:13:05,118 --> 00:13:06,703 Ah, sticks and stones may break my bones
- 00:13:06,828 --> 00:13:07,996 but words will never harm me!
- 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,498 Oh, dude, you don't say <i>that</i>!
- 00:13:09,623 --> 00:13:10,874 Huh?
- 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:12,501 Get him!
- 00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,671 Boy, that kid's having a hard time adjusting to public school.
- 00:13:16,797 --> 00:13:19,174 Yeah, I wonder how Cartman is doing with his home-schooling.
- 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:25,972 Uhhh... seriously...
- 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,852 Uhhh...
- 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,938 Hon, are you ready for some math problems?
- 00:13:33,063 --> 00:13:34,356 Oh, not right this second, Mother.
- 00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:35,524 Put them there by the door.
- 00:13:35,649 --> 00:13:36,900 Oh, alright.
- 00:13:37,025 --> 00:13:37,651 Mom...
- 00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:39,194 Yes, hon?
- 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,111 Could you turn up the heat just a little?
- 00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:41,738 Sure, hon.
- 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:42,948 Uhhhh...
- 00:13:43,073 --> 00:13:46,117 Dude, home-schooling rules!
- 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:47,577 Yes!
- 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:54,376 Oh, hello.
- 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,002 Oh! Uh... Rebecca!
- 00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:58,505 There's this dance, see... at the school... and, um--
- 00:13:58,630 --> 00:14:00,549 Hey, would you like to come up to my room?
- 00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:01,925 Huh?
- 00:14:02,050 --> 00:14:02,843 Would you like to come up to my room?
- 00:14:02,968 --> 00:14:04,594 Uh... okay?
- 00:14:04,719 --> 00:14:08,598 I'm sorry, Son, there's nothing we can do to stop those bullies.
- 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,600 We have to pull you out of public school.
- 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:13,311 Oh, Papa... can I at least go to the dance tomorrow?
- 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,105 Alright, you can go.
- 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,356 But I'll be there to supervise.
- 00:14:16,481 --> 00:14:17,816 Alright...
- 00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,442 Mark, where is your sister?
- 00:14:19,568 --> 00:14:20,902 She's upstairs playing doctor with that Kyle boy.
- 00:14:21,027 --> 00:14:22,112 Oh, alright.
- 00:14:22,237 --> 00:14:22,988 [both] What?!
- 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:24,364 Rebecca?!
- 00:14:24,489 --> 00:14:26,533 Don't play his perverted games!
- 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:32,539 I have to extirpate a lesion in his cerebral cortex
- 00:14:32,664 --> 00:14:34,541 or risk infection to the synaptic responses.
- 00:14:34,666 --> 00:14:37,377 Uh... alright, Rebecca,
- 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,546 but it's time to start your home-schooling.
- 00:14:39,671 --> 00:14:42,674 Rebecca, there's this dance, see.
- 00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:44,968 The South Park Elementary Bay of Pigs Memorial Dance.
- 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:47,637 And I was wondering, if you want to go.
- 00:14:47,762 --> 00:14:49,514 Hmmm... alright, I guess I'll go.
- 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,640 You will?!
- 00:14:50,765 --> 00:14:52,142 I guess.
- 00:14:52,267 --> 00:14:53,101 Are you gonna go? Maybe I'll see you there.
- 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,603 No, no... I mean... go with <i>me.</i>
- 00:14:54,728 --> 00:14:57,147 Oh I'm sure Father will give me a ride.
- 00:15:00,817 --> 00:15:02,319 Aaahh..
- 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:05,739 Ughhhh...
- 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:09,784 Eric, I got you a new history textbook.
- 00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,369 Why don't you come downstairs?
- 00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:13,413 Waaaaghhh... not right now, Mom.
- 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:17,375 Eric, please, we have to do some studying today.
- 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:18,627 I am studying, Mom.
- 00:15:18,752 --> 00:15:19,961 I'm learning with the Fonics Monkey.
- 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:22,380 Mach maaach, mach!
- 00:15:22,505 --> 00:15:25,258 Waaaaghhh....
- 00:15:25,383 --> 00:15:26,509 Hey, fat ass, how's home-schooling going?
- 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,762 Oh, it's so sweet, you guys.
- 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,180 Well get your ass out of bed,
- 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,473 we have to go deal with that home-school kid.
- 00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:32,933 I can't, I'm too tired.
- 00:15:33,058 --> 00:15:34,434 Maybe tomorrow.
- 00:15:36,186 --> 00:15:37,896 But the big dance is tomorrow
- 00:15:38,021 --> 00:15:39,230 and all the guys are going to duct-tape him to a flagpole.
- 00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:42,233 That sounds cool, maybe I'll go to that.
- 00:15:44,778 --> 00:15:47,155 No, Fonics Monkey!
- 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:51,284 Wach wach waaaaach! - No, Fonics Monkey!
- 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:52,619 That's a bad Fonics Monkey!
- 00:15:54,329 --> 00:15:56,164 Wach wach waaaach!
- 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:59,542 Oh my God, Fonics Monkey killed Kenny!
- 00:15:59,668 --> 00:16:01,461 You're damn straight he did.
- 00:16:02,420 --> 00:16:03,588 You got my note?
- 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:04,673 Of course, you taped it to my dog,
- 00:16:04,798 --> 00:16:05,840 how could I not see it?
- 00:16:05,966 --> 00:16:07,008 Uhh... can we sit down?
- 00:16:07,133 --> 00:16:08,343 Why not?
- 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:11,388 Isn't Papa's garden beautiful?
- 00:16:11,513 --> 00:16:12,722 He works so hard on it.
- 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,558 Rebecca... don't you ever look at the town?
- 00:16:15,684 --> 00:16:17,602 At that flicker of light over there?
- 00:16:17,727 --> 00:16:19,270 I have looked at it.
- 00:16:19,396 --> 00:16:20,981 Well, that's a public school.
- 00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:23,733 And in it, there are children, just like us.
- 00:16:23,858 --> 00:16:26,653 How can children go to school on a flicker of light?
- 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:29,572 From public school, your house is just a flicker of light.
- 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,282 Don't you want to go out?
- 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:33,243 All you do is stay in your house and study.
- 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,703 What else would one do?
- 00:16:34,828 --> 00:16:36,037 Love... for one thing.
- 00:16:36,162 --> 00:16:37,831 And what is love?
- 00:16:37,956 --> 00:16:40,041 Love... Is the most important thing on Earth.
- 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:41,960 When boys and girls feel love...
- 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:43,545 they kiss.
- 00:16:43,670 --> 00:16:44,963 What means "kiss"?
- 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,923 When a man and a woman feel love
- 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:48,466 they put their lips together.
- 00:16:48,591 --> 00:16:50,010 Oh, you mean a mate?
- 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,553 When it is time to increase the herd,
- 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:53,179 my provider will select one for me.
- 00:16:53,304 --> 00:16:56,433 Rebecca, in public school, we select our own mate.
- 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,893 In public school, men and women get together,
- 00:16:59,019 --> 00:17:00,270 make each other happy.
- 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:03,398 You certainly come from a silly place.
- 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:07,068 Still, I should like to try this... kiss.
- 00:17:07,193 --> 00:17:09,696 So I could write about it.
- 00:17:09,821 --> 00:17:11,322 How do we do it?
- 00:17:11,448 --> 00:17:12,615 I'm not completely sure.
- 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,451 Should we... look it up?
- 00:17:14,576 --> 00:17:16,202 No, I think its just something you have to try a few times
- 00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,080 until you... get it... right.
- 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,957 Mmmm...
- 00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:21,958 [smooch]
- 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,168 Wow!
- 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:24,669 Wow, that was fun!
- 00:17:24,794 --> 00:17:26,046 Does that--
- 00:17:26,171 --> 00:17:27,255 does that mean you'll go to the dance?
- 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,507 You bet your sweet ass I will!
- 00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:31,551 Alright, here's the plan.
- 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:32,886 Tomorrow night at the dance,
- 00:17:33,011 --> 00:17:34,304 when none of the chaperones are looking,
- 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,680 you guys go grab Mark, bring him out here
- 00:17:35,805 --> 00:17:37,474 and then we're gonna duct tape him to this flagpole.
- 00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:38,892 Are you sure?
- 00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:39,768 He could be out here all night on the flagpole.
- 00:17:39,893 --> 00:17:40,977 That's the point, buttpipe!
- 00:17:41,102 --> 00:17:42,562 Don't call me a buttpipe, buttpipe!
- 00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,689 Well, come on, we gotta go buy us some more duct tape!
- 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,566 [all] Hooray!
- 00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:50,570 Alright, here's the plan:
- 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,155 all we gotta to is volunteer to chaperone the dance tomorrow.
- 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,282 Why do we all wanna chaperone the dance?
- 00:17:54,407 --> 00:17:56,367 Because Cotswolds is gonna be there.
- 00:17:56,493 --> 00:17:58,161 And we he shows up, we all grab him,
- 00:17:58,286 --> 00:17:59,496 bring him out here...
- 00:17:59,621 --> 00:18:01,581 and duct tape him to the flagpole!
- 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:03,500 The flagpole, that's great!
- 00:18:03,625 --> 00:18:05,085 Come on we gotta buy more duct tape!
- 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:06,544 [all] Alright!
- 00:18:17,055 --> 00:18:18,640 Dude, we're gonna go duct tape that Mark kid to the bleachers,
- 00:18:18,765 --> 00:18:19,182 you wanna help?
- 00:18:19,307 --> 00:18:20,850 I can't.
- 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:21,601 I have to wait for Rebecca to show up.
- 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:22,685 Oh, brother!
- 00:18:22,811 --> 00:18:23,812 Don't you oh brother me!
- 00:18:23,937 --> 00:18:24,813 She's the woman of my dreams!
- 00:18:24,938 --> 00:18:25,814 You suck now, Kyle.
- 00:18:25,939 --> 00:18:27,482 You suck!
- 00:18:27,607 --> 00:18:28,817 Boys and girls can I have your attention please?
- 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,027 This year we have a very special guest performing
- 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:33,321 at the South Park Elementary Bay of Pigs Memorial Dance.
- 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:35,907 He was a musical force in the Seventies and Eighties.
- 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:39,244 Please welcome... <i>Ronni James Dio</i>!
- 00:18:42,080 --> 00:18:44,332 Are you ready to rock, boys and girls?!
- 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:48,044 I said... are you ready to rock?!
- 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:49,796 Uh, sure, I guess.
- 00:18:49,921 --> 00:18:51,756 Then let's hit it!
- 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,884 I know you'll all remember this one.
- 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:56,928 It's off my first solo album.
- 00:18:57,053 --> 00:19:00,181 The song that you all helped me make number one!
- 00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,392 ♪ Holy diver ♪
- 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:05,436 ♪ You've been down too long in the midnight sea-- ♪
- 00:19:05,562 --> 00:19:09,065 Hey, there he is, there's the home-school kid!
- 00:19:10,692 --> 00:19:12,861 Come on, let's go duct tape him to the flag pole.
- 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,279 Hey, isn't that the home-school kid's sister?
- 00:19:14,404 --> 00:19:17,323 Hi, guys!
- 00:19:17,448 --> 00:19:18,283 [smooch]
- 00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:22,162 Holy cow!
- 00:19:22,287 --> 00:19:23,663 Hey, baby, come see me later, 'kay?
- 00:19:23,788 --> 00:19:26,207 What the-- damn, baby!
- 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,750 Hey, Kyle, wanna go make out?
- 00:19:27,876 --> 00:19:29,836 Rebecca... you...
- 00:19:29,961 --> 00:19:30,837 Rebecca, what the devil are you doing?!
- 00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:31,838 I'm having fun, Mark!
- 00:19:31,963 --> 00:19:33,965 Oh, goodness!
- 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,133 You're out of control!
- 00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:36,301 You did this to my sister!
- 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:37,886 Uh... all I did was show her how to--
- 00:19:38,011 --> 00:19:39,596 You made my sister into a slut!
- 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:40,388 I'll kill you!
- 00:19:40,513 --> 00:19:41,598 Aaaghgh!
- 00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:45,935 You bitch!
- 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,104 I'm gonna whoop your bitch-ass!
- 00:19:49,522 --> 00:19:50,857 Oh my God!
- 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:52,066 Dude, he's kicking the crap out of Kyle!
- 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,651 Yeah, he's a bad-ass!
- 00:19:53,776 --> 00:19:55,320 Alright, alright, that's enough, boys!
- 00:19:55,445 --> 00:19:57,447 I'm not through with you, bitch!
- 00:19:57,572 --> 00:19:58,823 Hey, you're pretty cool, Mark.
- 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,533 Yeah, that was real bad-ass
- 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:01,826 how you stood up for your sister.
- 00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,620 I'd a kicked Kyle's bitch-ass too.
- 00:20:03,745 --> 00:20:04,954 You wanna have grab some cake with me?
- 00:20:05,079 --> 00:20:06,706 No, he's my friend!
- 00:20:06,831 --> 00:20:09,000 He said he'd hang out with me!
- 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:11,669 They've got to be here somewhere!
- 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:13,379 Hey, there's Cotswolds!
- 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,089 Come on, let's duct-tape him to the flagpole!
- 00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:16,758 [all] Yeah!
- 00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,177 [music stops]
- 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,387 Where are my children?
- 00:20:21,512 --> 00:20:23,556 I'm taking them out of this God-forsaken place!
- 00:20:23,681 --> 00:20:25,516 Calm down, Papa.
- 00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:27,018 Everything is alright.
- 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,938 You see, I've learned something today.
- 00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:31,648 Public schools may be a bit lacking in education,
- 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:33,358 but it's the main place where children learn
- 00:20:33,483 --> 00:20:34,776 all of their social skills.
- 00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:36,194 You can't teach a child social skills,
- 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:37,862 they have to learn them themselves,
- 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:38,988 and the only place to do that is on the playground
- 00:20:39,113 --> 00:20:40,490 in the cafeteria and so on.
- 00:20:40,615 --> 00:20:42,242 Don't you see, Papa?
- 00:20:42,367 --> 00:20:43,910 That's what happened to your daughter.
- 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:45,370 You tried so hard to keep her from anything sexual,
- 00:20:45,495 --> 00:20:47,830 and now look at her, she's a Goddamned whore, Papa!
- 00:20:47,956 --> 00:20:49,582 Wow, she sure is.
- 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:51,542 I know letting your kids out into the world is scary.
- 00:20:51,668 --> 00:20:53,169 I know you wish nothing bad would ever happen to us.
- 00:20:53,294 --> 00:20:54,462 But bad things will happen,
- 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:55,713 and we have to start learning now
- 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,298 how to deal with those things.
- 00:21:01,010 --> 00:21:04,722 Mark... you're absolutely right...
- 00:21:04,847 --> 00:21:06,307 Okay, children, if it's what you want,
- 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,810 you can start going to public school!
- 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,186 [all] Alright!
- 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:12,855 Nice speech, nerd-o.
- 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:13,773 Thanks, gay wad.
- 00:21:13,898 --> 00:21:15,275 Now you're getting it!
- 00:21:15,400 --> 00:21:16,901 Well, come on guys, if I'm not mistaken
- 00:21:17,026 --> 00:21:19,404 we still have someone to duct-tape to the flag pole!
- 00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:20,446 [all] Hooray!
- 00:21:20,571 --> 00:21:21,656 What?!
- 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,409 See ya, Papa!
- 00:21:24,534 --> 00:21:26,786 Well, I'm glad we all learned something today, kids.
- 00:21:26,911 --> 00:21:28,955 Now let's dance!
- 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:31,499 ♪ Holy diver ♪
- 00:21:31,624 --> 00:21:34,627 ♪ You've been down too long in the midnight sea ♪
- 00:21:34,752 --> 00:21:37,922 ♪ Oh what's becoming of me ♪
- 00:21:39,924 --> 00:21:41,551 ♪ Like the tiger ♪
- 00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:44,846 ♪ You can see his stripes but you know he's clean ♪
- 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:48,391 ♪ Oh, don't you see what I mean ♪
- 00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,894 ♪ Gotta get away ♪
- 00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:55,231 ♪ Holy diver... ♪♪
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