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Чинпокомон
Chinpokomon
Сезон: 03Серия: 11
Описание
Друзья увлечены новой игрой из Японии — чинпокомонами. Взрослые начинают беспокоиться, так ли эта мода безопасна.
Субтитры
- 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:11,470 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,556 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,349 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,101 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:18,477 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:20,354 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:21,772 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:23,899 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:24,942 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:26,694 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:31,741 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,242 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,455 No, kitty!
- 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,665 These are my spicy hot Louisiana- baked chicken tenders!
- 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,375 No, kitty!
- 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,377 Someday I will collect all the Chinpokomon!
- 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,379 Then, I will fight the evil power that will reveal itself
- 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:47,381 once all the Chinpokomon are collected! Oh!
- 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:48,716 No, kitty!
- 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:50,134 You can't have these chicken tenders,
- 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:52,428 because they are mine, and I keep mine to myself! Oh!
- 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,472 Be sure to tune in tomorrow for another inexplicable episode
- 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:55,681 of Chinpokomon!
- 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,767 Hurray! - Hey, kids!
- 00:00:57,892 --> 00:00:59,769 Do you love Chinpokomon? - Yes!
- 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,729 Well, now you can buy your very own!
- 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,814 ♪ I've got to buy Chinpokomon ♪
- 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,524 ♪ I've got to buy it, I've got to buy it ♪
- 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:06,817 Now, you can collect them all!
- 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:08,235 Furrycat! Donkeytron!
- 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,071 Pengin! Shoe! Lambtron!
- 00:01:10,196 --> 00:01:11,447 Collect them all, and you can become
- 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,365 Royal Crown Chinpokomaster!
- 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:15,701 Royal Crown Chinpokomaster? Holy shit!
- 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,244 All the Chinpokomon are in stores now!
- 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:20,706 Chinpokomon is super universe toy number one!
- 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:23,459 ♪ I've got to buy it, Chinpokomon ♪
- 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,710 Mom! Mom!
- 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,253 Mom! Seriously!
- 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:27,713 This thing at the toy store, Mom!
- 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:29,882 Hnya! Must go! Toy store! - Eric! Calm down!
- 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,093 But seriously! Mom! Must go! Must buy!
- 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:33,552 What is it, Eric?
- 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:34,845 Mom, I've only just heard!
- 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,555 They're making Chinpokomon dolls, Mom!
- 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,099 You can collect them all! You can collect them all!
- 00:01:38,224 --> 00:01:39,725 Mother, quick! We must get to the toy store!
- 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:43,145 I'm making us some lunch right now, Eric!
- 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,440 But, Mom, I have to get a Chinpokomon doll
- 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,943 before everybody else does, 'cause then I'll be cool.
- 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,487 Can't it wait till tomorrow, hon?
- 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,156 But, Mom, I have to get the first one
- 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,325 or else people won't think I'm cool!
- 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,702 All right. Let's go. - Sweet!
- 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:01,413 Everybody's gonna be so jealous when they see my Chinpokomon!
- 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:06,585 Oh! God damn it!
- 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:07,962 Hey, fat ass! - Hey, dickhole!
- 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:09,213 I guess you saw the commercial, too!
- 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,799 Yep! I've got Roostor, Lambtron, and Shoe!
- 00:02:11,924 --> 00:02:13,425 Well, that's nice! But, I'm gonna get a Pengin!
- 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:15,594 He's the coolest!
- 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:18,097 God damn it! There's no more Pengins!
- 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:19,849 Kenny! Pengin is my favorite! That's the last one!
- 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:21,475 Let me have it! - Mm-mm.
- 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,019 Mnya, Kenny! Let me have it!
- 00:02:24,145 --> 00:02:27,481 Mnya! Mnya! Gimme Pengin! Mnya!
- 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,358 Honestly, I don't see what they find
- 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,068 so amusing about those things.
- 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:33,028 They're so strange. - Where are they from?
- 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:35,197 Well, it's some new big thing from Japan.
- 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,783 I tell ya, those Japanese really know how to market to kids.
- 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,201 I've got to collect all Chinpokomon!
- 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,786 I've got to collect them all so I can become
- 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,538 Royal Crown Chinpokomaster, oh!
- 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:47,251 Order Chinpokomon, and you will have happy feelings!
- 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,712 I have to become Royal Crown Chinpokomaster!
- 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,589 Must collect Chinpokomon!
- 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:56,093 Okay, Kenny! I'll trade you my Chuchunesbi for your Pengin!
- 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:57,845 Fuck you. - God damn it!
- 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,305 You're supposed to trade! Little asshole! Gimme Pengin!
- 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:01,265 Hey, dudes. What're those? - What're these?
- 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:02,641 They're Chinpokomon. - Huh?
- 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:05,269 You don't appear to have any Chinpokomon.
- 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:06,687 No, but look.
- 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,147 I just got this sweet Cyborg Bill doll.
- 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,900 Oh, please. Cyborg Bill is so yesterday.
- 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:12,193 Yeah, like ancient history.
- 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:13,360 Cyborg Bill isn't cool anymore?
- 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,321 No, dude.
- 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:17,198 Cyborg Bill hasn't been cool for a long time, Kyle.
- 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:18,782 Why the hell don't people tell me these things?
- 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:20,034 It's all Chinpokomon, now.
- 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,327 Dude, if you collect Chinpokomon,
- 00:03:21,452 --> 00:03:22,661 you can complete the primary main objective.
- 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,413 What's the primary main objective?
- 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,457 You don't even know what the primary main objective is?
- 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:28,459 The primary main objective is to destroy the evil power.
- 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:30,336 Well, what's the evil power? - Oh, my God.
- 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:32,504 The identity of the evil power won't be revealed until
- 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:34,924 all Chinpokomon are collected by a Royal Crown Chinpokomaster.
- 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:36,217 What? - Duh!
- 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:38,177 God, get with the times, dude. - Duh!
- 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,429 Shit.
- 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,972 Yeah, I guess so. - Mom. Dad.
- 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,265 Can I have money to buy Chinpokomon?
- 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,227 What's a Chinpokomon? - I'm not sure.
- 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:48,812 Well, why do you need one? - I don't know.
- 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:50,314 Well then, the answer is no, Kyle.
- 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:52,983 You just got money to buy your Cyborg Bill doll.
- 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,735 Yeah, but Cyborg Bill is totally gay now.
- 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,862 Please, Mom. Everybody else has Chinpokomon.
- 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:58,614 Well, Kyle, that's not a reason to buy something.
- 00:03:58,739 --> 00:03:59,990 Yeah, Kyle. Don't.
- 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:01,492 You see, Son, fads come and go.
- 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:03,160 And this-- Chinpokomon
- 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:04,745 is obviously nothing more than a fad.
- 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,413 You don't have to be a part of it.
- 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:08,707 In fact, you can even make an even stronger statement
- 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,335 by saying to your peers, "I'm not going to be a part
- 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,587 of this fad because I'm an individual."
- 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,673 Do you understand? - Yes. Yes, I do, dad.
- 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:17,591 Now, let me tell you how it works in the real world.
- 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,718 In the real world, I can either get a Chinpokomon,
- 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,178 or I can be the only kid without one,
- 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,930 which singles me out and causes the other kids
- 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,556 to make fun of me and kick my ass.
- 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:26,976 Hm. Good point. Here's $10. - Thanks.
- 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,811 Wait. Here's twenty. Get one for your brother, too.
- 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,065 There you go, son.
- 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:34,775 I honestly don't know what you see in these things.
- 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,026 Neither do I.
- 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,863 Guess I'll call it a night.
- 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:44,243 Chinpoko. Buy me. Buy me.
- 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:47,579 When will you become Royal Chinpokomaster?
- 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:49,665 Hurry up and buy me.
- 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,667 Down with America.
- 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,627 What? - I love you.
- 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,087 Let's be best friends
- 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,964 and destroy the capitalist American government.
- 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,966 What the hell is going on here?
- 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:05,931 Hey, you guys, check out my sweet Chinpokomon doll.
- 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:09,059 Oh, please, Chinpokomon dolls are so last week.
- 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,602 What? - Yeah, dude. Don't you know?
- 00:05:10,728 --> 00:05:12,396 It's all about the Chinpokomon video game now.
- 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:13,856 Did you bring your special Chinpokomon game controller?
- 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,482 Huh? No. - Oh.
- 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:18,694 You didn't get a special Chinpokomon game controller?
- 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,697 Jesus Christ.
- 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,866 Chinpokomon. What is primary objective?
- 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,326 To destroy the evil power.
- 00:05:25,451 --> 00:05:26,869 I've got to buy all the Chinpokomon
- 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,329 so I can destroy the evil power, oh!
- 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:29,705 Oh! - Damn it.
- 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:30,956 I've got to buy them all.
- 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:32,458 So first, I'd better go to Hawaii
- 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:34,209 and visit Pearl Harbor.
- 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:37,463 Try to bomb the harbor. Ready? Go.
- 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,637 I must buy them all. I must buy them all.
- 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:47,222 We must buy them all.
- 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:50,601 Try to bomb the harbor.
- 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:57,983 Dude, the video game gave Kenny a seizure.
- 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,485 Dude, this game rules.
- 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:09,036 Hello?
- 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:11,830 Hello?
- 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,166 Welcome to Chinpokomon Toy Corporation.
- 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,668 Please state name:
- 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:19,880 Red Harris. I own a toy store in America.
- 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,174 Please state purpose:
- 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,134 Uh, I want to know what the hell you people
- 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,136 are doing with these dolls talking about
- 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:29,306 bringing down American government and all.
- 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:37,272 I am President Hirohito, and this is Mr. Hosek.
- 00:06:37,398 --> 00:06:38,941 Pleased to meet you.
- 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:42,486 We understand you have big concern about our fine product.
- 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,613 Well, yes, do you mind telling me
- 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,156 what the hell this is about?
- 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,616 The American government lies to you.
- 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,660 Join the fight for Japanese supremacy of the world.
- 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:50,786 More to come.
- 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:53,831 Well? - Uh...
- 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,416 That is so strange.
- 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,709 I do not know how this could happen.
- 00:06:57,835 --> 00:07:00,295 But rest assured, I will make sure
- 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:01,922 it does not happen again.
- 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,424 Well, now, come on.
- 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:05,342 I don't think that that quite satisfies my--
- 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,094 You are American? - Yes.
- 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:09,930 Oh, you must have very big penis.
- 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,682 Excuse me?
- 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:12,891 I was just asking you
- 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,351 what you're up to with these toys.
- 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:15,853 Nothing.
- 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:18,355 We are very simple people with very small penis.
- 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,983 Mr. Hosek's penis is especially small.
- 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,609 So small.
- 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:26,029 We cannot achieve much with so small penis.
- 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:31,076 But you Americans, wow. Penis so big. So big penis.
- 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,537 Well, I-I guess it is a pretty good size.
- 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:36,123 Minata, kit-eh kit-eh.
- 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:38,584 This man has a very big penis.
- 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,506 Oh, what an immense penis.
- 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,633 Well, it certainly was nice meeting you folk.
- 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,427 I just wanted to bring that little malfunction
- 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:49,511 to your attention.
- 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,096 Bye-bye, now. - Good bye.
- 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:55,267 Thank you for stopping by with your gargantuan penis.
- 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:17,956 I've got to buy Chinpokomon. I've got to buy them.
- 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,168 Must buy Chinpokomon.
- 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:34,223 Amerikano, kodomo mindaga Chinpokomon motte imaga,
- 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:38,352 "Phase two" kaesrokida...Ikimashoo.
- 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:42,105 The time has come. We will take Pearl Harbor.
- 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,693 ♪ I've got to buy it, I've got to buy it ♪
- 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,362 ♪ Chinpokomon ♪ - What're you doing?
- 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,364 I'm watching one of Stanley's Chinpokomon video tapes.
- 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:51,615 Why?
- 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,033 Our son loves this show, Randy,
- 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,785 so I think it's important that we watch it
- 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:56,286 to see if it's teaching him good moral values.
- 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,121 Hey. You must be Roostor.
- 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:00,541 I haven't bought one of you yet, but I bet you can transform
- 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,668 into Roostalion if you found Diamond Skill Seven.
- 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:05,504 Roostor.
- 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:06,838 Hey, I'm gonna take your roostor
- 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,131 and put it in this bag, where it will flourish
- 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:09,341 or expire depending on fate.
- 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,676 Hey, is that a good idea?
- 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,344 Roostors aren't like Chuchunesbis.
- 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,720 They haven't the heart for such endeavors.
- 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,223 Oh!
- 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:18,141 Are those good moral values?
- 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,768 I don't know what the hell they're talking about.
- 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,732 Lambtron, you are losing the battle of your life.
- 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,401 But Lambtron's power level gives him
- 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,152 a good chance of new fight; will they succeed?
- 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:31,196 I am sad now, because Lambtron must be very lonely
- 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,198 because there are so few Lambtrons in the world.
- 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,700 Will he ever find a companion?
- 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:35,909 This doesn't make sense.
- 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,160 Are those stupid things supposed to be
- 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:39,204 animals or robots or what?
- 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,123 I don't know, but I suddenly kind of wanna own them all.
- 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,375 Randy, we can't allow our son to watch this stuff.
- 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,168 Well, it's not like it's vulgar or violent.
- 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,170 No, but it's incredibly stupid, and that can be
- 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,381 worse on a child's mind than any vulgarity or violence.
- 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:50,966 Remember what <i>Battle of the Network Stars</i>
- 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,217 did to an entire generation.
- 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,177 My God. You're right.
- 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,305 ♪ Come on, brothers and sisters ♪
- 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,931 ♪ We've all got to join together ♪
- 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,558 ♪ Join together and give me money ♪
- 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,268 ♪ So I can buy more Chinpokomon ♪
- 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,228 ♪ We've got to stop this fighting ♪
- 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,188 How's it going, fat ass? - Haven't made any money yet.
- 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,982 What? You've been out here all weekend.
- 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,775 How're we gonna raise money to get into the Chinpokomon camp?
- 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,193 Hey, I'm the one who's been standing out here
- 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:12,321 with this gay guitar like a God damn hippie all weekend.
- 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,531 What have you two assholes done? - We can't do anything.
- 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,158 Kenny still hasn't come out of his seizure.
- 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,409 I've got it.
- 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,411 I've got my Chinpokomon game controller.
- 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:25,250 Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ. Get with the program, Kyle.
- 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,836 Yeah, nobody plays the Chinpokomon video games anymore.
- 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:28,962 Now it's all about the big weekend Chinpokomon camp.
- 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,505 Camp?
- 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,758 The makers of Chinpokomon are going town to town
- 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,217 and putting on a special camp to show all
- 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,261 the Chinpokomasters how to destroy the evil power.
- 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,430 You didn't know that? - No, I knew it. I knew it.
- 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:39,890 I was just testing you guys.
- 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:41,725 You just wait till I get to that Chinpokomon camp.
- 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,435 I'm gonna be the toughest master of them all.
- 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,811 So we'll see you there. Ai'ght?
- 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,188 Dude. Did you just say "ai'ght"?
- 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,148 Yeah. You know. Like Lauryn Hill. Ai'ght.
- 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,317 Oh my God. That's so yesterday.
- 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,027 Yeah, dude. Nobody says "ai'ght" anymore.
- 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,279 What? "Ai'ghts" not cool either? When did that happen?
- 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,948 Like, eight days ago. - God damn it.
- 00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:01,787 Hey, kids, only one more day till the Chinpokomon camp.
- 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,705 Come early and enjoy all the Chinpokofun.
- 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,374 ♪ Chinpokomon camp ♪
- 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:06,583 ♪ I have to buy a ticket ♪
- 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,293 ♪ I have to buy one, a ticket ♪
- 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,003 ♪ I've got to buy, buy, buy ♪
- 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:14,049 This Saturday and Sunday, you can't wait to go.
- 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,385 ♪ Chinpokomon ♪
- 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,845 We just thought we'd bring it to everyone's attention,
- 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,639 because honestly, we don't know how to feel.
- 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,182 Well, I'm letting Eric go to the camp.
- 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,892 I mean, it seems to me this Chinpokomon thing
- 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,394 is just another harmless fad.
- 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,853 Yeah, we told Kyle he could go
- 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,438 if he did all his chores, and he did.
- 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,190 Now, I'm not sure this blatant commercialism
- 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,400 is good for our boys.
- 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:32,859 Well, you know how it is, Randy.
- 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,861 The more we forbid them to play with Chinpokomons,
- 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:35,487 the more they're gonna love them.
- 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:36,988 You're right, Sheila.
- 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:37,989 I guess the best thing we can do is just let them go
- 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,658 until they get sick of it.
- 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,535 Sure, apparently, they've been doing these camps
- 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:42,703 in every city around the country.
- 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:45,914 How bad can they be?
- 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,250 Get out of the way. Move it. - Can you see anything?
- 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,253 it's starting. It's starting.
- 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,130 ♪ I've got to buy it, I've got to buy it ♪
- 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,048 ♪ Chinpokomon ♪
- 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,219 Attention. Attention.
- 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,263 This is Chinpokomon camp.
- 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,473 Chinpokomon is what we strive to be in our hearts.
- 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:04,433 Our hearts.
- 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,560 Kenny?
- 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,437 What is the primary main objective?
- 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,896 To destroy the evil power.
- 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,565 Power.
- 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,942 Yes. And what is the evil power?
- 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:19,364 The evil power is... the United States government.
- 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,950 Oh.
- 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,411 United States government is an evil power.
- 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,329 It has attacked Japanese military.
- 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,415 It has broken Japanese spirit.
- 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,501 And what do Chinpokomasters do to the evil power?
- 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:32,502 Destroy it.
- 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:33,545 Destroy it?
- 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,921 That is correct.
- 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,090 Now, it is a great honor to present
- 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:41,011 your Chinpokoleader, Emperor Hirohito.
- 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:45,307 One government can not forever pass its laws on others.
- 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,518 The strength of Japan is in its history,
- 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:51,188 and it is based on that history
- 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:54,858 that we shall again rise to the dominant world power.
- 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,068 Is this cool or not? I can't tell.
- 00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,654 It is again time for the rising sun
- 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,698 to ship tall in the sky.
- 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,451 One Japan. One society.
- 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:11,166 We will begin with language and exercise skills.
- 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,126 Hajimete.
- 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:16,421 <i>Ichi, ni, san, shi. Ichi, ni, san, shi.</i>
- 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:19,216 <i>ichi, ni, san, shi. Ichi, ni, san, shi.</i>
- 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:26,473 Okay, children. I want it quiet.
- 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,892 Now, we're gonna try this again until we get it right.
- 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,811 What is six times three?
- 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:33,271 <i>Juuhachi desu ka? - Juuhachi da nee.</i>
- 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,981 No, God damn it. It's 18.
- 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,650 <i>Juuhachi</i> is 18, Garrison-san.
- 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:39,694 For the last time, my name is not Garrison-san, all right?
- 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,571 And this is not Hat-san.
- 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,989 And you all better start talking
- 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,574 in a matter that I can understand.
- 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,493 <i>Wuu, Garrison-san sabuchii dana.</i>
- 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,994 What did he say?
- 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:50,163 He said, <i>"Garrison-san sabuchii dana."</i>
- 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,248 <i>Soo desu nee.</i>
- 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:52,749 Damn it. This is not Japan.
- 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,585 <i>Minata. Kite kite, churl....</i>
- 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,963 <i>Dare ga pu shita no.</i>
- 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,554 People, please. We can only speak one at a time.
- 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,430 Now, Mr. Garrison, you were saying.
- 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:08,849 I can't take it, mayor.
- 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:10,934 You have to put an end to this Chinpokocamp.
- 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,103 My son hasn't made any sense in days.
- 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,688 I tell you, mayor, these Japanese
- 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,857 are trying to change our American children somehow.
- 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,692 All right, people, Mr. Hirohito and Mr. Hosek
- 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,193 were nice enough to stop by to talk to you.
- 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,695 Gentlemen.
- 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,281 We at the Japan Toy Company are very concerned
- 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,032 about your concerns.
- 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,410 That is why we make Chinpokomon camp.
- 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,328 Well, how is it good?
- 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,163 We don't understand what the point of your product is.
- 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,416 There is nothing to worry about.
- 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:38,879 We are Japan Toy Company are in awe of your large penis.
- 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,171 What?
- 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:43,133 You see, Japanese penis is so small.
- 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:44,676 So small.
- 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:48,638 You Americans have such humongous, bulbous penis.
- 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,181 Well, I guess that's true.
- 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:53,018 Oh, such a nice big penis, American.
- 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:56,354 What can we possibly do with such small penis?
- 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,440 We cannot take over your city
- 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,610 filled with men of such mastadonic penis.
- 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,194 Well, he's got a point there.
- 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,863 Well, I guess that settles that.
- 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,489 We're sorry we took your time, gentlemen.
- 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,241 Oh, no. Thank you.
- 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:12,037 Another chance to be in same room with big American penis.
- 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,414 My penis so small.
- 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:15,498 Nice guys.
- 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:26,509 So, what are we going to do about our children?
- 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,762 Uh, hello? - Okay, people.
- 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:32,015 I know this Chimpokomon fad is causing a lot of problems.
- 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,267 But I think we've already found a solution.
- 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,353 You have? - Children are fickle.
- 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,730 All we have to do is come up with a new fad.
- 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,565 We find the next toy and turn them all onto it
- 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,108 as soon as possible.
- 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,944 Of course. That's a great idea.
- 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:44,861 But, what toy?
- 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,615 All right, boys, we're going to show you
- 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,075 a couple of commercials,
- 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,535 and you tell us which toy interests you the most.
- 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:53,787 Now, watch carefully.
- 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,705 Hey, kids. Do you like Chinpokomon?
- 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:56,915 Yeah!
- 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,625 Well, then you're gonna go wild
- 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,794 for Wild Wacky Action Bike.
- 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,504 ♪ Wild Wacky Action Bike ♪
- 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:06,299 ♪ The bike that's hard to ride ♪
- 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,426 Wild Wacky Action Bike is almost impossible to steer
- 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,178 and it glows in the dark.
- 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,472 ♪ Gonna try to ride it all day long ♪
- 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:17,394 ♪ But I'm gonna fail 'cause it's Wild Wacky Action Bike ♪
- 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,187 ♪ You can't ride it, you can't ride it ♪
- 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,107 ♪ Wild Wacky Action Bike ♪
- 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:25,568 Wild Wacky Action Bike comes with everything you see here.
- 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,030 Gay. - Yeah, dude.
- 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,782 That looks totally gay. - Oh...
- 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,994 Okay. Here's the next one.
- 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,246 Hey, kids. Do you like Chinpokomon?
- 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,789 Yeah!
- 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,457 Then you're gonna love Alabama Man.
- 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,584 ♪ Alabama Man ♪
- 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,294 ♪ He's quick, he's strong, he's active ♪
- 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,088 You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley,
- 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,715 where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco.
- 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,842 Wow. He can bowl.
- 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,719 ♪ He can bowl, he can drink, he can drink some more ♪
- 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,554 ♪ Alabama Man ♪
- 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,222 When wife asks him where he's been,
- 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,850 just use the action button, and Alabama Man busts her lip open.
- 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,978 Shut up, bitch. - Wow.
- 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,105 ♪ He beats up his wife and sleeps it off ♪
- 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,523 ♪ Alabama Man ♪
- 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:07,027 I want to be just like Alabama Man.
- 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:07,944 Alabama Man comes with everything you see here.
- 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,154 Wife sold separately.
- 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:12,032 I thought I told you to shut up.
- 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,825 Not all people from Alabama are wife-beaters.
- 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,121 Gay. - Totally gay.
- 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,415 Liberace gay.
- 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,958 Oh, dear.
- 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,168 Well, let's keep trying. How about this?
- 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,091 <i>- Owatta.</i> <i>- Beikoku.</i>
- 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,634 <i>- Owatta.</i> <i>- Beikoku.</i>
- 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,094 <i>Nihon en ima hajimaru.</i>
- 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,722 Stan? Stan, it's mommy.
- 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,265 <i>Beikoku.</i>
- 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,225 Stanley, you need to come home right now.
- 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,435 Mommy misses you.
- 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,270 <i>- Owatta.</i> <i>- Beikoku.</i>
- 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,230 Stanley, I'm talking to you.
- 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,940 <i>Beikoku.</i>
- 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:46,483 Aww!
- 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,110 Stan, please. Come home.
- 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:53,531 <i>Kore wa watashi no uchi desu.</i> <i>- So desu nee.</i>
- 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,617 Do not worry. Everything is okay.
- 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:56,868 No, it's not okay. - Oh.
- 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,662 But you have such a large penis.
- 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:02,415 What? - Your penis. Wow.
- 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,835 What he mean is that all men in this town
- 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,088 have very large penis.
- 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,839 Can't you see what's happening?
- 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,050 They're just using that talk to distract you.
- 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,760 He doesn't really have a small penis.
- 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:16,387 <i>Misenasai.</i>
- 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,264 Oh.
- 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,266 <i>- Owatta.</i> <i>- Beikoku.</i>
- 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,102 <i>- Owatta.</i> <i>- Beikoku.</i>
- 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,521 My God. Is there nothing we can do?
- 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,190 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I think I know the answer.
- 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,651 I know how to get our kids to stop liking Chinpokomon.
- 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,777 How? - Come on.
- 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,695 We don't have much time.
- 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,489 And now, for a special announcement
- 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,825 from the president of the United States.
- 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:40,286 My fellow Americans, I wish to address the concerns
- 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,288 many of us have over the growing number of
- 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:45,750 Japanese military bases forming in the United States.
- 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,294 The new Japanese Emperor, Hirohito,
- 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:50,755 has made our own children into fighter pilots,
- 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,008 who will soon fly to Hawaii and and attack Pearl Harbor.
- 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,636 I spoke with Mr. Hirohito this morning,
- 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,889 and he assured me that I have a very large penis.
- 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,308 He said it was mammoth, dinosauric,
- 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,727 and absolutely dwarfed his penis,
- 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:08,523 which he assured me was nearly microscopic in size.
- 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,066 My penis, he said,
- 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,485 was most likely one of the biggest on the planet.
- 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,488 I applaud Mr. Hirohito in his honesty.
- 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:16,823 Thank you.
- 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,951 Your plane will fly autopilot to Pearl Harbor.
- 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,078 When you arrive, you will drop many bombs.
- 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,540 <i>Hai, sachoo-san.</i>
- 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,791 <i>Nan da kore?</i>
- 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,085 <i>Chinpoko ga dai-suki yoo.</i> - What?
- 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,671 We just came to support you. We love Chinpokomon, too.
- 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,339 It's super toy number one.
- 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,091 You like it? - You bet.
- 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,801 I think Chinpokoman is Chinpokarific.
- 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,052 I've got shoe.
- 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,304 Come on, Eric, let's try to battle
- 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,472 your Roostor with my Donkeytron.
- 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,808 Uh, no. That's okay, Mom.
- 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,352 What are they doing? - It's a trick.
- 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,104 Hey, Stan. Look at my new bumper sticker.
- 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,315 Isn't that cool? - No.
- 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,653 Screw this, dude. - Where're you going, Stan?
- 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,405 I don't know, Chinpokomon just doesn't seem that cool anymore.
- 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,907 I'm gonna go kill some ants or something.
- 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,241 Wait for me, I want to get out of these stupid clothes.
- 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,249 Noooo!
- 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,627 Well, you were right, Sharon, the best way to make our kids
- 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,086 not like something, is to like it ourselves.
- 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,546 That's right.
- 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,048 Anything we like is instantly not cool.
- 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,633 We know how to take 'em out, Mr. Garrison.
- 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,509 Spread the word, get on the wire to every parent
- 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:19,886 around the country, and tell 'em
- 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,346 how to bring those sons of bitches down.
- 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,600 Hey, Mom, I'm sorry I went a little nutty
- 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,101 with that Chinpokomon stuff.
- 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,603 Can I have $5 to buy a football? - You bet, Stanley.
- 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,357 <i>Owatta beikoku.</i>
- 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:34,943 Kyle, it's over.
- 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,237 But I'm gonna be Royal Crown Chinpokomaster.
- 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,780 Dude, Chinpokomon isn't cool anymore.
- 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,949 What? - Yeah, dude. That's way over.
- 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,159 You're just jealous, because I'm Chinpokomaster.
- 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,203 No, Kyle, you see, we've learned something today.
- 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,663 This whole Chinpokomon thing happened
- 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,248 because we all followed the group.
- 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:49,374 We only liked Chinpokomon because everyone else did.
- 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:50,792 And look at the damage it caused.
- 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,919 So now I should stop liking Chinpokomon,
- 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,713 because you all don't? - Yeah.
- 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,715 But if I stop now, I'd just be going with the group again.
- 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,051 So to be an individual, I have to bomb Pearl Harbor.
- 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,594 See ya. - Oh. Wait!
- 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,137 Actually, I was wrong.
- 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,265 You see, Kyle, I learned something just now.
- 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,599 It is good to go with the group.
- 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,559 A group mentality is healthy sometimes.
- 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,520 Aw, screw it. I'm too confused.
- 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,983 Oh, I'm sure glad this is all over.
- 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,735 Hey, get off of him! He's not dead yet!
- 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:25,535 No! Get off, you stupid rats. He's not dead yet.
- 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:26,703 Hey, you guys want to go to the toy store after school
- 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,329 and get some Spaceman Greg cards?
- 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,956 Nah, I think I'm through with fads for a while.
- 00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:31,708 Me too; I'm choosing my own toys from now on,
- 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,376 'cause...
- 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:34,419 What the...
- 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,339 Oh, ho, ho, ho! Gross!
- 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:11,470 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,556 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,349 Both: ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,101 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:18,477 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:20,354 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:21,772 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:21,897 --> 00:00:23,899 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:24,025 --> 00:00:24,942 ♪ Headin' on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:25,067 --> 00:00:26,694 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:26,819 --> 00:00:30,448 ♪ [muffled] ♪
- 00:00:30,573 --> 00:00:31,741 ♪ Come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,242 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,455 [cat meows] No, kitty!
- 00:00:37,580 --> 00:00:39,665 These are my spicy hot Louisiana- baked chicken tenders!
- 00:00:39,790 --> 00:00:41,375 [cat meows] No, kitty!
- 00:00:41,500 --> 00:00:43,377 Someday I will collect all the Chinpokomon!
- 00:00:43,502 --> 00:00:45,379 Then, I will fight the evil power that will reveal itself
- 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:47,381 once all the Chinpokomon are collected! Oh!
- 00:00:47,506 --> 00:00:48,716 [cat meows] No, kitty!
- 00:00:48,841 --> 00:00:50,134 You can't have these chicken tenders,
- 00:00:50,259 --> 00:00:52,428 because they are mine, and I keep mine to myself! Oh!
- 00:00:52,553 --> 00:00:54,472 Be sure to tune in tomorrow for another inexplicable episode
- 00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:55,681 of Chinpokomon!
- 00:00:55,806 --> 00:00:57,767 Hurray! - Hey, kids!
- 00:00:57,892 --> 00:00:59,769 Do you love Chinpokomon? - Yes!
- 00:00:59,894 --> 00:01:01,729 Well, now you can buy your very own!
- 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,814 ♪ I've got to buy Chinpokomon ♪
- 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,524 ♪ I've got to buy it, I've got to buy it ♪
- 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:06,817 Now, you can collect them all!
- 00:01:06,942 --> 00:01:08,235 Furrycat! Donkeytron!
- 00:01:08,360 --> 00:01:10,071 Pengin! Shoe! Lambtron!
- 00:01:10,196 --> 00:01:11,447 Collect them all, and you can become
- 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,365 Royal Crown Chinpokomaster!
- 00:01:13,491 --> 00:01:15,701 Royal Crown Chinpokomaster? Holy shit!
- 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,244 All the Chinpokomon are in stores now!
- 00:01:17,369 --> 00:01:20,706 Chinpokomon is super universe toy number one!
- 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:23,459 ♪ I've got to buy it, Chinpokomon ♪
- 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:24,710 Mom! Mom!
- 00:01:24,835 --> 00:01:26,253 Mom! Seriously!
- 00:01:26,378 --> 00:01:27,713 This thing at the toy store, Mom!
- 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:29,882 Hnya! Must go! Toy store! - Eric! Calm down!
- 00:01:30,007 --> 00:01:32,093 But seriously! Mom! Must go! Must buy!
- 00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:33,552 What is it, Eric?
- 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:34,845 Mom, I've only just heard!
- 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,555 They're making Chinpokomon dolls, Mom!
- 00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,099 You can collect them all! You can collect them all!
- 00:01:38,224 --> 00:01:39,725 Mother, quick! We must get to the toy store!
- 00:01:39,850 --> 00:01:43,145 I'm making us some lunch right now, Eric!
- 00:01:43,270 --> 00:01:46,440 But, Mom, I have to get a Chinpokomon doll
- 00:01:46,565 --> 00:01:48,943 before everybody else does, 'cause then I'll be cool.
- 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:51,487 Can't it wait till tomorrow, hon?
- 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,156 But, Mom, I have to get the first one
- 00:01:54,281 --> 00:01:56,325 or else people won't think I'm cool!
- 00:01:56,450 --> 00:01:58,702 All right. Let's go. - Sweet!
- 00:01:58,828 --> 00:02:01,413 Everybody's gonna be so jealous when they see my Chinpokomon!
- 00:02:01,539 --> 00:02:05,126 [kids chattering]
- 00:02:05,251 --> 00:02:06,585 Oh! God damn it!
- 00:02:06,710 --> 00:02:07,962 Hey, fat ass! - Hey, dickhole!
- 00:02:08,087 --> 00:02:09,213 I guess you saw the commercial, too!
- 00:02:09,338 --> 00:02:11,799 Yep! I've got Roostor, Lambtron, and Shoe!
- 00:02:11,924 --> 00:02:13,425 Well, that's nice! But, I'm gonna get a Pengin!
- 00:02:13,551 --> 00:02:15,594 He's the coolest!
- 00:02:15,719 --> 00:02:18,097 God damn it! There's no more Pengins!
- 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:19,849 Kenny! Pengin is my favorite! That's the last one!
- 00:02:19,974 --> 00:02:21,475 Let me have it! - Mm-mm.
- 00:02:21,600 --> 00:02:24,019 Mnya, Kenny! Let me have it!
- 00:02:24,145 --> 00:02:27,481 Mnya! Mnya! Gimme Pengin! Mnya!
- 00:02:27,606 --> 00:02:29,358 Honestly, I don't see what they find
- 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,068 so amusing about those things.
- 00:02:31,193 --> 00:02:33,028 They're so strange. - Where are they from?
- 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:35,197 Well, it's some new big thing from Japan.
- 00:02:35,322 --> 00:02:37,783 I tell ya, those Japanese really know how to market to kids.
- 00:02:37,908 --> 00:02:39,201 I've got to collect all Chinpokomon!
- 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:40,786 I've got to collect them all so I can become
- 00:02:40,911 --> 00:02:42,538 Royal Crown Chinpokomaster, oh!
- 00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:47,251 Order Chinpokomon, and you will have happy feelings!
- 00:02:47,376 --> 00:02:49,712 I have to become Royal Crown Chinpokomaster!
- 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,589 [all] Must collect Chinpokomon!
- 00:02:53,966 --> 00:02:56,093 Okay, Kenny! I'll trade you my Chuchunesbi for your Pengin!
- 00:02:56,218 --> 00:02:57,845 [muffled] Fuck you. - God damn it!
- 00:02:57,970 --> 00:02:59,305 You're supposed to trade! Little asshole! Gimme Pengin!
- 00:02:59,430 --> 00:03:01,265 Hey, dudes. What're those? - What're these?
- 00:03:01,390 --> 00:03:02,641 They're Chinpokomon. - Huh?
- 00:03:02,766 --> 00:03:05,269 You don't appear to have any Chinpokomon.
- 00:03:05,394 --> 00:03:06,687 No, but look.
- 00:03:06,812 --> 00:03:08,147 I just got this sweet Cyborg Bill doll.
- 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:10,900 Oh, please. Cyborg Bill is so yesterday.
- 00:03:11,025 --> 00:03:12,193 Yeah, like ancient history.
- 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:13,360 Cyborg Bill isn't cool anymore?
- 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,321 No, dude.
- 00:03:15,446 --> 00:03:17,198 Cyborg Bill hasn't been cool for a long time, Kyle.
- 00:03:17,323 --> 00:03:18,782 Why the hell don't people tell me these things?
- 00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:20,034 It's all Chinpokomon, now.
- 00:03:20,159 --> 00:03:21,327 Dude, if you collect Chinpokomon,
- 00:03:21,452 --> 00:03:22,661 you can complete the primary main objective.
- 00:03:22,786 --> 00:03:24,413 What's the primary main objective?
- 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:26,457 You don't even know what the primary main objective is?
- 00:03:26,582 --> 00:03:28,459 The primary main objective is to destroy the evil power.
- 00:03:28,584 --> 00:03:30,336 Well, what's the evil power? - Oh, my God.
- 00:03:30,461 --> 00:03:32,504 The identity of the evil power won't be revealed until
- 00:03:32,630 --> 00:03:34,924 all Chinpokomon are collected by a Royal Crown Chinpokomaster.
- 00:03:35,049 --> 00:03:36,217 What? - Duh!
- 00:03:36,342 --> 00:03:38,177 God, get with the times, dude. - Duh!
- 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,429 Shit.
- 00:03:40,554 --> 00:03:41,972 Yeah, I guess so. - Mom. Dad.
- 00:03:42,097 --> 00:03:43,265 Can I have money to buy Chinpokomon?
- 00:03:43,390 --> 00:03:46,227 What's a Chinpokomon? - I'm not sure.
- 00:03:46,352 --> 00:03:48,812 Well, why do you need one? - I don't know.
- 00:03:48,938 --> 00:03:50,314 Well then, the answer is no, Kyle.
- 00:03:50,439 --> 00:03:52,983 You just got money to buy your Cyborg Bill doll.
- 00:03:53,108 --> 00:03:54,735 Yeah, but Cyborg Bill is totally gay now.
- 00:03:54,860 --> 00:03:56,862 Please, Mom. Everybody else has Chinpokomon.
- 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:58,614 Well, Kyle, that's not a reason to buy something.
- 00:03:58,739 --> 00:03:59,990 Yeah, Kyle. Don't.
- 00:04:00,115 --> 00:04:01,492 You see, Son, fads come and go.
- 00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:03,160 And this-- Chinpokomon
- 00:04:03,285 --> 00:04:04,745 is obviously nothing more than a fad.
- 00:04:04,870 --> 00:04:06,413 You don't have to be a part of it.
- 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:08,707 In fact, you can even make an even stronger statement
- 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:11,335 by saying to your peers, "I'm not going to be a part
- 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:13,587 of this fad because I'm an individual."
- 00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,673 Do you understand? - Yes. Yes, I do, dad.
- 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:17,591 Now, let me tell you how it works in the real world.
- 00:04:17,716 --> 00:04:19,718 In the real world, I can either get a Chinpokomon,
- 00:04:19,843 --> 00:04:21,178 or I can be the only kid without one,
- 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:22,930 which singles me out and causes the other kids
- 00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,556 to make fun of me and kick my ass.
- 00:04:24,682 --> 00:04:26,976 Hm. Good point. Here's $10. - Thanks.
- 00:04:27,101 --> 00:04:28,811 Wait. Here's twenty. Get one for your brother, too.
- 00:04:28,936 --> 00:04:30,104 [babbling]
- 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,065 There you go, son.
- 00:04:33,190 --> 00:04:34,775 I honestly don't know what you see in these things.
- 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:36,026 Neither do I.
- 00:04:38,320 --> 00:04:39,863 Guess I'll call it a night.
- 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:44,243 Chinpoko. Buy me. Buy me.
- 00:04:44,368 --> 00:04:47,579 When will you become Royal Chinpokomaster?
- 00:04:47,705 --> 00:04:49,665 [squeaks] Hurry up and buy me.
- 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,667 [squeaks] Down with America.
- 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,627 What? - I love you.
- 00:04:53,752 --> 00:04:55,087 Let's be best friends
- 00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,964 and destroy the capitalist American government.
- 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,966 What the hell is going on here?
- 00:05:03,846 --> 00:05:05,931 Hey, you guys, check out my sweet Chinpokomon doll.
- 00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:09,059 Oh, please, Chinpokomon dolls are so last week.
- 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:10,602 What? - Yeah, dude. Don't you know?
- 00:05:10,728 --> 00:05:12,396 It's all about the Chinpokomon video game now.
- 00:05:12,521 --> 00:05:13,856 Did you bring your special Chinpokomon game controller?
- 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:15,482 Huh? No. - Oh.
- 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:18,694 You didn't get a special Chinpokomon game controller?
- 00:05:18,819 --> 00:05:21,697 [laughs] Jesus Christ.
- 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:23,866 Chinpokomon. What is primary objective?
- 00:05:23,991 --> 00:05:25,326 [all] To destroy the evil power.
- 00:05:25,451 --> 00:05:26,869 I've got to buy all the Chinpokomon
- 00:05:26,994 --> 00:05:28,329 so I can destroy the evil power, oh!
- 00:05:28,454 --> 00:05:29,705 [all] Oh! - Damn it.
- 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:30,956 I've got to buy them all.
- 00:05:31,081 --> 00:05:32,458 So first, I'd better go to Hawaii
- 00:05:32,583 --> 00:05:34,209 and visit Pearl Harbor.
- 00:05:34,335 --> 00:05:37,463 Try to bomb the harbor. Ready? Go.
- 00:05:37,588 --> 00:05:38,505 [grunting]
- 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:45,637 I must buy them all. I must buy them all.
- 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:47,222 All: We must buy them all.
- 00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:50,601 Try to bomb the harbor.
- 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:51,643 [mumbling]
- 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:57,983 Dude, the video game gave Kenny a seizure.
- 00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,485 Dude, this game rules.
- 00:06:06,909 --> 00:06:09,036 Hello?
- 00:06:10,371 --> 00:06:11,830 Hello?
- 00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:14,166 Welcome to Chinpokomon Toy Corporation.
- 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:16,668 Please state name:
- 00:06:16,794 --> 00:06:19,880 Red Harris. I own a toy store in America.
- 00:06:20,005 --> 00:06:22,174 Please state purpose:
- 00:06:22,299 --> 00:06:24,134 Uh, I want to know what the hell you people
- 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,136 are doing with these dolls talking about
- 00:06:26,261 --> 00:06:29,306 bringing down American government and all.
- 00:06:35,187 --> 00:06:37,272 I am President Hirohito, and this is Mr. Hosek.
- 00:06:37,398 --> 00:06:38,941 Pleased to meet you.
- 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:42,486 We understand you have big concern about our fine product.
- 00:06:42,611 --> 00:06:44,613 Well, yes, do you mind telling me
- 00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,156 what the hell this is about?
- 00:06:46,281 --> 00:06:47,616 The American government lies to you.
- 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:49,660 Join the fight for Japanese supremacy of the world.
- 00:06:49,785 --> 00:06:50,786 More to come.
- 00:06:52,579 --> 00:06:53,831 Well? - Uh...
- 00:06:53,956 --> 00:06:55,416 That is so strange.
- 00:06:55,541 --> 00:06:57,709 I do not know how this could happen.
- 00:06:57,835 --> 00:07:00,295 But rest assured, I will make sure
- 00:07:00,421 --> 00:07:01,922 it does not happen again.
- 00:07:02,047 --> 00:07:03,424 Well, now, come on.
- 00:07:03,549 --> 00:07:05,342 I don't think that that quite satisfies my--
- 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:07,094 You are American? - Yes.
- 00:07:07,219 --> 00:07:09,930 Oh, you must have very big penis.
- 00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,682 Excuse me?
- 00:07:11,807 --> 00:07:12,891 I was just asking you
- 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,351 what you're up to with these toys.
- 00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:15,853 Nothing.
- 00:07:15,978 --> 00:07:18,355 We are very simple people with very small penis.
- 00:07:18,480 --> 00:07:20,983 Mr. Hosek's penis is especially small.
- 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:22,609 [giggles] So small.
- 00:07:22,734 --> 00:07:26,029 We cannot achieve much with so small penis.
- 00:07:26,155 --> 00:07:31,076 But you Americans, wow. Penis so big. So big penis.
- 00:07:31,201 --> 00:07:33,537 Well, I-I guess it is a pretty good size.
- 00:07:33,662 --> 00:07:36,123 Minata, kit-eh kit-eh. [women chattering]
- 00:07:36,248 --> 00:07:38,584 This man has a very big penis.
- 00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:41,670 [women chattering and applauding]
- 00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:44,506 Oh, what an immense penis.
- 00:07:44,631 --> 00:07:46,633 Well, it certainly was nice meeting you folk.
- 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:48,427 I just wanted to bring that little malfunction
- 00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:49,511 to your attention.
- 00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:51,096 Bye-bye, now. - Good bye.
- 00:07:51,221 --> 00:07:55,267 Thank you for stopping by with your gargantuan penis.
- 00:07:55,392 --> 00:07:57,060 [humming]
- 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,022 [speaking Japanese]
- 00:08:01,482 --> 00:08:03,192 [speaking Japanese]
- 00:08:03,317 --> 00:08:06,528 [speaking Japanese]
- 00:08:06,653 --> 00:08:11,116 [speaking Japanese] [speaking Japanese]
- 00:08:13,243 --> 00:08:17,956 I've got to buy Chinpokomon. I've got to buy them.
- 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:21,168 Must buy Chinpokomon.
- 00:08:31,428 --> 00:08:34,223 Amerikano, kodomo mindaga Chinpokomon motte imaga,
- 00:08:34,348 --> 00:08:38,352 "Phase two" kaesrokida...Ikimashoo.
- 00:08:38,477 --> 00:08:42,105 The time has come. We will take Pearl Harbor.
- 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,693 ♪ I've got to buy it, I've got to buy it ♪
- 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:48,362 ♪ Chinpokomon ♪ - What're you doing?
- 00:08:48,487 --> 00:08:50,364 I'm watching one of Stanley's Chinpokomon video tapes.
- 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:51,615 Why?
- 00:08:51,740 --> 00:08:53,033 Our son loves this show, Randy,
- 00:08:53,158 --> 00:08:54,785 so I think it's important that we watch it
- 00:08:54,910 --> 00:08:56,286 to see if it's teaching him good moral values.
- 00:08:56,411 --> 00:08:58,121 Hey. You must be Roostor.
- 00:08:58,247 --> 00:09:00,541 I haven't bought one of you yet, but I bet you can transform
- 00:09:00,666 --> 00:09:02,668 into Roostalion if you found Diamond Skill Seven.
- 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:05,504 Roostor.
- 00:09:05,629 --> 00:09:06,838 Hey, I'm gonna take your roostor
- 00:09:06,964 --> 00:09:08,131 and put it in this bag, where it will flourish
- 00:09:08,257 --> 00:09:09,341 or expire depending on fate.
- 00:09:09,466 --> 00:09:10,676 Hey, is that a good idea?
- 00:09:10,801 --> 00:09:12,344 Roostors aren't like Chuchunesbis.
- 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,720 They haven't the heart for such endeavors.
- 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:16,223 Oh!
- 00:09:16,348 --> 00:09:18,141 Are those good moral values?
- 00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,768 I don't know what the hell they're talking about.
- 00:09:23,438 --> 00:09:25,732 Lambtron, you are losing the battle of your life.
- 00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,401 But Lambtron's power level gives him
- 00:09:27,526 --> 00:09:29,152 a good chance of new fight; will they succeed?
- 00:09:29,278 --> 00:09:31,196 I am sad now, because Lambtron must be very lonely
- 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,198 because there are so few Lambtrons in the world.
- 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:34,700 Will he ever find a companion?
- 00:09:34,825 --> 00:09:35,909 This doesn't make sense.
- 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,160 Are those stupid things supposed to be
- 00:09:37,286 --> 00:09:39,204 animals or robots or what?
- 00:09:39,329 --> 00:09:41,123 I don't know, but I suddenly kind of wanna own them all.
- 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,375 Randy, we can't allow our son to watch this stuff.
- 00:09:43,500 --> 00:09:45,168 Well, it's not like it's vulgar or violent.
- 00:09:45,294 --> 00:09:47,170 No, but it's incredibly stupid, and that can be
- 00:09:47,296 --> 00:09:49,381 worse on a child's mind than any vulgarity or violence.
- 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:50,966 Remember what <i>Battle of the Network Stars</i>
- 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:52,217 did to an entire generation.
- 00:09:52,342 --> 00:09:54,177 My God. You're right.
- 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:56,305 ♪ Come on, brothers and sisters ♪
- 00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,931 ♪ We've all got to join together ♪
- 00:09:58,056 --> 00:09:59,558 ♪ Join together and give me money ♪
- 00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,268 ♪ So I can buy more Chinpokomon ♪
- 00:10:01,393 --> 00:10:03,228 ♪ We've got to stop this fighting ♪
- 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,188 How's it going, fat ass? - Haven't made any money yet.
- 00:10:05,314 --> 00:10:06,982 What? You've been out here all weekend.
- 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,775 How're we gonna raise money to get into the Chinpokomon camp?
- 00:10:08,900 --> 00:10:10,193 Hey, I'm the one who's been standing out here
- 00:10:10,319 --> 00:10:12,321 with this gay guitar like a God damn hippie all weekend.
- 00:10:12,446 --> 00:10:14,531 What have you two assholes done? - We can't do anything.
- 00:10:14,656 --> 00:10:16,158 Kenny still hasn't come out of his seizure.
- 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,409 I've got it.
- 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:19,411 I've got my Chinpokomon game controller.
- 00:10:19,536 --> 00:10:22,039 [laughter]
- 00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:25,250 Jesus-tap-dancing-Christ. Get with the program, Kyle.
- 00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,836 Yeah, nobody plays the Chinpokomon video games anymore.
- 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:28,962 Now it's all about the big weekend Chinpokomon camp.
- 00:10:29,087 --> 00:10:30,505 Camp?
- 00:10:30,631 --> 00:10:32,758 The makers of Chinpokomon are going town to town
- 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,217 and putting on a special camp to show all
- 00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:36,261 the Chinpokomasters how to destroy the evil power.
- 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:38,430 You didn't know that? - No, I knew it. I knew it.
- 00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:39,890 I was just testing you guys.
- 00:10:40,015 --> 00:10:41,725 You just wait till I get to that Chinpokomon camp.
- 00:10:41,850 --> 00:10:43,435 I'm gonna be the toughest master of them all.
- 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:44,811 So we'll see you there. Ai'ght?
- 00:10:44,936 --> 00:10:46,188 Dude. Did you just say "ai'ght"?
- 00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:48,148 Yeah. You know. Like Lauryn Hill. Ai'ght.
- 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:50,317 Oh my God. That's so yesterday.
- 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,027 Yeah, dude. Nobody says "ai'ght" anymore.
- 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,279 What? "Ai'ghts" not cool either? When did that happen?
- 00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,948 Like, eight days ago. - God damn it.
- 00:10:58,909 --> 00:11:01,787 Hey, kids, only one more day till the Chinpokomon camp.
- 00:11:01,912 --> 00:11:03,705 Come early and enjoy all the Chinpokofun.
- 00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:05,374 ♪ Chinpokomon camp ♪
- 00:11:05,499 --> 00:11:06,583 ♪ I have to buy a ticket ♪
- 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,293 ♪ I have to buy one, a ticket ♪
- 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:10,003 ♪ I've got to buy, buy, buy ♪
- 00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:14,049 This Saturday and Sunday, you can't wait to go.
- 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,385 ♪ Chinpokomon ♪
- 00:11:16,510 --> 00:11:18,845 We just thought we'd bring it to everyone's attention,
- 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:20,639 because honestly, we don't know how to feel.
- 00:11:20,764 --> 00:11:22,182 Well, I'm letting Eric go to the camp.
- 00:11:22,307 --> 00:11:23,892 I mean, it seems to me this Chinpokomon thing
- 00:11:24,017 --> 00:11:25,394 is just another harmless fad.
- 00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,853 Yeah, we told Kyle he could go
- 00:11:26,978 --> 00:11:28,438 if he did all his chores, and he did.
- 00:11:28,563 --> 00:11:30,190 Now, I'm not sure this blatant commercialism
- 00:11:30,315 --> 00:11:31,400 is good for our boys.
- 00:11:31,525 --> 00:11:32,859 Well, you know how it is, Randy.
- 00:11:32,984 --> 00:11:34,861 The more we forbid them to play with Chinpokomons,
- 00:11:34,986 --> 00:11:35,487 the more they're gonna love them.
- 00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:36,988 You're right, Sheila.
- 00:11:37,114 --> 00:11:37,989 I guess the best thing we can do is just let them go
- 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,658 until they get sick of it.
- 00:11:39,783 --> 00:11:41,535 Sure, apparently, they've been doing these camps
- 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:42,703 in every city around the country.
- 00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:45,914 How bad can they be?
- 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,250 Get out of the way. Move it. - Can you see anything?
- 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,253 [cheers and applause] it's starting. It's starting.
- 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,130 ♪ I've got to buy it, I've got to buy it ♪
- 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,048 ♪ Chinpokomon ♪
- 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,219 Attention. Attention.
- 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:01,263 This is Chinpokomon camp.
- 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,473 All: Chinpokomon is what we strive to be in our hearts.
- 00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:04,433 Our hearts.
- 00:12:04,558 --> 00:12:06,560 Kenny?
- 00:12:06,685 --> 00:12:08,437 What is the primary main objective?
- 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,896 [all] To destroy the evil power.
- 00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,565 Power.
- 00:12:11,690 --> 00:12:13,942 Yes. And what is the evil power?
- 00:12:14,067 --> 00:12:19,364 The evil power is... the United States government.
- 00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,950 Oh.
- 00:12:22,075 --> 00:12:24,411 United States government is an evil power.
- 00:12:24,536 --> 00:12:26,329 It has attacked Japanese military.
- 00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,415 It has broken Japanese spirit.
- 00:12:28,540 --> 00:12:31,501 And what do Chinpokomasters do to the evil power?
- 00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:32,502 [all] Destroy it.
- 00:12:32,627 --> 00:12:33,545 Destroy it?
- 00:12:33,670 --> 00:12:34,921 That is correct.
- 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:37,090 Now, it is a great honor to present
- 00:12:37,215 --> 00:12:41,011 your Chinpokoleader, Emperor Hirohito.
- 00:12:41,136 --> 00:12:45,307 One government can not forever pass its laws on others.
- 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,518 The strength of Japan is in its history,
- 00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:51,188 and it is based on that history
- 00:12:51,313 --> 00:12:54,858 that we shall again rise to the dominant world power.
- 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,068 Is this cool or not? I can't tell.
- 00:12:57,194 --> 00:12:59,654 It is again time for the rising sun
- 00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,698 to ship tall in the sky.
- 00:13:01,823 --> 00:13:04,451 One Japan. One society.
- 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:11,166 We will begin with language and exercise skills.
- 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,126 Hajimete.
- 00:13:13,251 --> 00:13:16,421 <i>Ichi, ni, san, shi. Ichi, ni, san, shi.</i>
- 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:19,216 [all] <i>ichi, ni, san, shi. Ichi, ni, san, shi.</i>
- 00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:21,384 [bell ringing]
- 00:13:21,510 --> 00:13:23,428 [laughter]
- 00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:26,473 Okay, children. I want it quiet.
- 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:28,892 Now, we're gonna try this again until we get it right.
- 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:30,811 What is six times three?
- 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:33,271 <i>Juuhachi desu ka? - Juuhachi da nee.</i>
- 00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:34,981 No, God damn it. It's 18.
- 00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,650 <i>Juuhachi</i> is 18, Garrison-san.
- 00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:39,694 For the last time, my name is not Garrison-san, all right?
- 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:41,571 And this is not Hat-san.
- 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:42,989 And you all better start talking
- 00:13:43,114 --> 00:13:44,574 in a matter that I can understand.
- 00:13:44,699 --> 00:13:46,493 <i>Wuu, Garrison-san sabuchii dana.</i>
- 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,994 What did he say?
- 00:13:48,119 --> 00:13:50,163 He said, <i>"Garrison-san sabuchii dana."</i>
- 00:13:50,288 --> 00:13:51,248 <i>Soo desu nee.</i>
- 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:52,749 Damn it. This is not Japan.
- 00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:55,585 <i>Minata. Kite kite, churl....</i> [farts]
- 00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,963 [laughter] <i>Dare ga pu shita no.</i>
- 00:13:58,088 --> 00:13:59,130 [screams]
- 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:05,554 People, please. We can only speak one at a time.
- 00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:07,430 Now, Mr. Garrison, you were saying.
- 00:14:07,556 --> 00:14:08,849 I can't take it, mayor.
- 00:14:08,974 --> 00:14:10,934 You have to put an end to this Chinpokocamp.
- 00:14:11,059 --> 00:14:13,103 My son hasn't made any sense in days.
- 00:14:13,228 --> 00:14:14,688 I tell you, mayor, these Japanese
- 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:16,857 are trying to change our American children somehow.
- 00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,692 All right, people, Mr. Hirohito and Mr. Hosek
- 00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,193 were nice enough to stop by to talk to you.
- 00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:21,695 Gentlemen.
- 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,281 We at the Japan Toy Company are very concerned
- 00:14:24,406 --> 00:14:26,032 about your concerns.
- 00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:28,410 That is why we make Chinpokomon camp.
- 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,328 Well, how is it good?
- 00:14:30,453 --> 00:14:32,163 We don't understand what the point of your product is.
- 00:14:32,289 --> 00:14:34,416 There is nothing to worry about.
- 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:38,879 We are Japan Toy Company are in awe of your large penis.
- 00:14:39,004 --> 00:14:40,171 What?
- 00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:43,133 You see, Japanese penis is so small.
- 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:44,676 So small.
- 00:14:44,801 --> 00:14:48,638 You Americans have such humongous, bulbous penis.
- 00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,181 Well, I guess that's true.
- 00:14:50,307 --> 00:14:53,018 Oh, such a nice big penis, American.
- 00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:56,354 What can we possibly do with such small penis?
- 00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:58,440 We cannot take over your city
- 00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:01,610 filled with men of such mastadonic penis.
- 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,194 Well, he's got a point there.
- 00:15:03,320 --> 00:15:04,863 Well, I guess that settles that.
- 00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,489 We're sorry we took your time, gentlemen.
- 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,241 Oh, no. Thank you.
- 00:15:08,366 --> 00:15:12,037 Another chance to be in same room with big American penis.
- 00:15:12,162 --> 00:15:14,414 [laughs] My penis so small.
- 00:15:14,539 --> 00:15:15,498 Nice guys.
- 00:15:16,875 --> 00:15:19,127 [speaking Japanese]
- 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:26,509 So, what are we going to do about our children?
- 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:28,762 Uh, hello? - Okay, people.
- 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:32,015 I know this Chimpokomon fad is causing a lot of problems.
- 00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,267 But I think we've already found a solution.
- 00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:36,353 You have? - Children are fickle.
- 00:15:36,478 --> 00:15:38,730 All we have to do is come up with a new fad.
- 00:15:38,855 --> 00:15:40,565 We find the next toy and turn them all onto it
- 00:15:40,690 --> 00:15:42,108 as soon as possible.
- 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,944 Of course. That's a great idea.
- 00:15:44,069 --> 00:15:44,861 But, what toy?
- 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,615 All right, boys, we're going to show you
- 00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:50,075 a couple of commercials,
- 00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:52,535 and you tell us which toy interests you the most.
- 00:15:52,661 --> 00:15:53,787 Now, watch carefully.
- 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,705 Hey, kids. Do you like Chinpokomon?
- 00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:56,915 [all] Yeah!
- 00:15:57,040 --> 00:15:58,625 Well, then you're gonna go wild
- 00:15:58,750 --> 00:16:00,794 for Wild Wacky Action Bike.
- 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,504 ♪ Wild Wacky Action Bike ♪
- 00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:06,299 ♪ The bike that's hard to ride ♪
- 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,426 Wild Wacky Action Bike is almost impossible to steer
- 00:16:08,551 --> 00:16:10,178 and it glows in the dark.
- 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,472 ♪ Gonna try to ride it all day long ♪
- 00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:17,394 ♪ But I'm gonna fail 'cause it's Wild Wacky Action Bike ♪
- 00:16:17,519 --> 00:16:19,187 ♪ You can't ride it, you can't ride it ♪
- 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,107 ♪ Wild Wacky Action Bike ♪
- 00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:25,568 Wild Wacky Action Bike comes with everything you see here.
- 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,030 Gay. - Yeah, dude.
- 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:30,782 That looks totally gay. - Oh...
- 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:33,994 Okay. Here's the next one.
- 00:16:34,119 --> 00:16:36,246 Hey, kids. Do you like Chinpokomon?
- 00:16:36,371 --> 00:16:37,789 All: Yeah!
- 00:16:37,914 --> 00:16:39,457 Then you're gonna love Alabama Man.
- 00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,584 ♪ Alabama Man ♪
- 00:16:41,710 --> 00:16:43,294 ♪ He's quick, he's strong, he's active ♪
- 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,088 You can take Alabama Man to the bowling alley,
- 00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,715 where he drinks heavily and chews tobacco.
- 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:48,842 Wow. He can bowl.
- 00:16:48,967 --> 00:16:50,719 ♪ He can bowl, he can drink, he can drink some more ♪
- 00:16:50,844 --> 00:16:52,554 ♪ Alabama Man ♪
- 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,222 When wife asks him where he's been,
- 00:16:54,347 --> 00:16:56,850 just use the action button, and Alabama Man busts her lip open.
- 00:16:56,975 --> 00:16:59,978 Shut up, bitch. - Wow.
- 00:17:00,103 --> 00:17:02,105 ♪ He beats up his wife and sleeps it off ♪
- 00:17:02,230 --> 00:17:03,523 ♪ Alabama Man ♪
- 00:17:03,648 --> 00:17:07,027 Both: I want to be just like Alabama Man.
- 00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:07,944 Alabama Man comes with everything you see here.
- 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:09,154 Wife sold separately.
- 00:17:09,279 --> 00:17:12,032 I thought I told you to shut up.
- 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:13,825 Not all people from Alabama are wife-beaters.
- 00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,121 Gay. - Totally gay.
- 00:17:18,246 --> 00:17:20,415 Liberace gay.
- 00:17:20,540 --> 00:17:21,958 Oh, dear.
- 00:17:22,083 --> 00:17:23,168 Well, let's keep trying. How about this?
- 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,091 <i>Owatta.</i> [all] <i>Beikoku.</i>
- 00:17:30,216 --> 00:17:31,634 <i>Owatta.</i> [all] <i>Beikoku.</i>
- 00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,094 <i>Nihon en ima hajimaru.</i>
- 00:17:33,219 --> 00:17:35,722 Stan? Stan, it's mommy.
- 00:17:35,847 --> 00:17:37,265 [all] <i>Beikoku.</i>
- 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,225 Stanley, you need to come home right now.
- 00:17:39,350 --> 00:17:40,435 Mommy misses you.
- 00:17:40,560 --> 00:17:42,270 <i>Owatta.</i> [all] <i>Beikoku.</i>
- 00:17:42,395 --> 00:17:44,230 Stanley, I'm talking to you.
- 00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:45,940 [all] <i>Beikoku.</i>
- 00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:46,483 [all] Aww!
- 00:17:46,524 --> 00:17:49,110 Stan, please. Come home.
- 00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:53,531 <i>Kore wa watashi no uchi desu.</i> - [all] <i>So desu nee.</i>
- 00:17:53,656 --> 00:17:55,617 Do not worry. Everything is okay.
- 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:56,868 No, it's not okay. - Oh.
- 00:17:56,993 --> 00:17:59,662 But you have such a large penis.
- 00:17:59,788 --> 00:18:02,415 What? - Your penis. Wow.
- 00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:05,835 What he mean is that all men in this town
- 00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:08,088 have very large penis.
- 00:18:08,213 --> 00:18:09,839 Can't you see what's happening?
- 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,050 They're just using that talk to distract you.
- 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,760 He doesn't really have a small penis.
- 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:16,387 <i>Misenasai.</i>
- 00:18:16,513 --> 00:18:18,264 Oh.
- 00:18:18,389 --> 00:18:20,266 <i>Owatta.</i> [all] <i>Beikoku.</i>
- 00:18:20,391 --> 00:18:22,102 <i>Owatta.</i> [all] <i>Beikoku.</i>
- 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,521 My God. Is there nothing we can do?
- 00:18:24,646 --> 00:18:27,190 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I think I know the answer.
- 00:18:27,315 --> 00:18:29,651 I know how to get our kids to stop liking Chinpokomon.
- 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,777 How? - Come on.
- 00:18:30,902 --> 00:18:32,695 We don't have much time.
- 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,489 And now, for a special announcement
- 00:18:34,614 --> 00:18:36,825 from the president of the United States.
- 00:18:36,950 --> 00:18:40,286 My fellow Americans, I wish to address the concerns
- 00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:42,288 many of us have over the growing number of
- 00:18:42,413 --> 00:18:45,750 Japanese military bases forming in the United States.
- 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,294 The new Japanese Emperor, Hirohito,
- 00:18:48,419 --> 00:18:50,755 has made our own children into fighter pilots,
- 00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:54,008 who will soon fly to Hawaii and and attack Pearl Harbor.
- 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,636 I spoke with Mr. Hirohito this morning,
- 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:59,889 and he assured me that I have a very large penis.
- 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,308 He said it was mammoth, dinosauric,
- 00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,727 and absolutely dwarfed his penis,
- 00:19:04,853 --> 00:19:08,523 which he assured me was nearly microscopic in size.
- 00:19:08,648 --> 00:19:10,066 My penis, he said,
- 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,485 was most likely one of the biggest on the planet.
- 00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:15,488 I applaud Mr. Hirohito in his honesty.
- 00:19:15,613 --> 00:19:16,823 Thank you.
- 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:19,951 Your plane will fly autopilot to Pearl Harbor.
- 00:19:20,076 --> 00:19:22,078 When you arrive, you will drop many bombs.
- 00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:25,540 [all] <i>Hai, sachoo-san.</i>
- 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:26,791 <i>Nan da kore?</i>
- 00:19:26,916 --> 00:19:29,085 <i>Chinpoko ga dai-suki yoo.</i> - What?
- 00:19:29,210 --> 00:19:31,671 We just came to support you. We love Chinpokomon, too.
- 00:19:31,796 --> 00:19:33,339 It's super toy number one.
- 00:19:33,464 --> 00:19:35,091 You like it? - You bet.
- 00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:36,801 I think Chinpokoman is Chinpokarific.
- 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:38,052 I've got shoe.
- 00:19:38,178 --> 00:19:39,304 Come on, Eric, let's try to battle
- 00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:41,472 your Roostor with my Donkeytron.
- 00:19:41,598 --> 00:19:43,808 Uh, no. That's okay, Mom.
- 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,352 What are they doing? - It's a trick.
- 00:19:46,477 --> 00:19:48,104 Hey, Stan. Look at my new bumper sticker.
- 00:19:48,229 --> 00:19:50,315 Isn't that cool? - No.
- 00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,150 [laughter]
- 00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:55,653 Screw this, dude. - Where're you going, Stan?
- 00:19:55,778 --> 00:19:57,405 I don't know, Chinpokomon just doesn't seem that cool anymore.
- 00:19:57,530 --> 00:19:58,907 I'm gonna go kill some ants or something.
- 00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,241 Wait for me, I want to get out of these stupid clothes.
- 00:20:00,366 --> 00:20:02,243 [children agreeing]
- 00:20:03,870 --> 00:20:06,372 [cheering]
- 00:20:06,497 --> 00:20:08,249 Noooo!
- 00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,627 Well, you were right, Sharon, the best way to make our kids
- 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:12,086 not like something, is to like it ourselves.
- 00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,546 That's right.
- 00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:15,048 Anything we like is instantly not cool.
- 00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:16,633 We know how to take 'em out, Mr. Garrison.
- 00:20:16,758 --> 00:20:18,509 Spread the word, get on the wire to every parent
- 00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:19,886 around the country, and tell 'em
- 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,346 how to bring those sons of bitches down.
- 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:25,600 Hey, Mom, I'm sorry I went a little nutty
- 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:27,101 with that Chinpokomon stuff.
- 00:20:27,227 --> 00:20:28,603 Can I have $5 to buy a football? - You bet, Stanley.
- 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:32,357 <i>Owatta beikoku.</i>
- 00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:34,943 Kyle, it's over.
- 00:20:35,068 --> 00:20:37,237 But I'm gonna be Royal Crown Chinpokomaster.
- 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:38,780 Dude, Chinpokomon isn't cool anymore.
- 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,949 What? - Yeah, dude. That's way over.
- 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:43,159 You're just jealous, because I'm Chinpokomaster.
- 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,203 No, Kyle, you see, we've learned something today.
- 00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,663 This whole Chinpokomon thing happened
- 00:20:46,788 --> 00:20:48,248 because we all followed the group.
- 00:20:48,373 --> 00:20:49,374 We only liked Chinpokomon because everyone else did.
- 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:50,792 And look at the damage it caused.
- 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,919 So now I should stop liking Chinpokomon,
- 00:20:53,044 --> 00:20:55,713 because you all don't? - Yeah.
- 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,715 But if I stop now, I'd just be going with the group again.
- 00:20:57,840 --> 00:21:00,051 So to be an individual, I have to bomb Pearl Harbor.
- 00:21:00,176 --> 00:21:01,594 See ya. - Oh. Wait!
- 00:21:01,719 --> 00:21:03,137 Actually, I was wrong.
- 00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:05,265 You see, Kyle, I learned something just now.
- 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:06,599 It is good to go with the group.
- 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,559 A group mentality is healthy sometimes.
- 00:21:08,685 --> 00:21:10,520 Aw, screw it. I'm too confused.
- 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:14,983 Oh, I'm sure glad this is all over.
- 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,735 Hey, get off of him! He's not dead yet!
- 00:21:22,657 --> 00:21:25,535 No! Get off, you stupid rats. He's not dead yet.
- 00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:26,703 Hey, you guys want to go to the toy store after school
- 00:21:26,828 --> 00:21:28,329 and get some Spaceman Greg cards?
- 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:29,956 Nah, I think I'm through with fads for a while.
- 00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:31,708 Me too; I'm choosing my own toys from now on,
- 00:21:31,833 --> 00:21:33,376 'cause...
- 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:34,419 What the...
- 00:21:34,544 --> 00:21:36,337 [rats squeaking]
- 00:21:36,462 --> 00:21:38,339 Oh, ho, ho, ho! Gross!
- 00:21:38,464 --> 00:21:40,049 [laughter]
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