Отличная загадка группы Korn о пиратском призраке — Город празднует Хэллоуин. Друзья пытаются напугать пятиклассников. В город приезжает с концертом группа «Korn».

Предыдущая серия S03 E09 Иубилей

Следующая серия S03 E11 Чинпокомон

Отличная загадка группы Korn о пиратском призраке

Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

Сезон: 03Серия: 10

Описание

Город празднует Хэллоуин. Друзья пытаются напугать пятиклассников. В город приезжает с концертом группа «Korn».

Субтитры

00:00:06,966 --> 00:00:09,218 Arrrrrghhhh!
00:00:10,136 --> 00:00:11,512 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:13,514 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,182 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:17,018 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:17,143 --> 00:00:18,060 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,062 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:21,897 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,482 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:25,026 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:00:25,151 --> 00:00:26,736 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:31,490 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,576 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:36,454 --> 00:00:38,998 We're here live at the <i>Kozi 102.1 Halloween Haunt</i>
00:00:39,123 --> 00:00:40,249 at the South Park Docks!
00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:41,959 Come on down! We've got a haunted house,
00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:44,128 and everyone is decorating for tomorrow night, Halloween!
00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,546 When the band Korn-- that's right, Korn--
00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,048 is going to play live.
00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:48,632 And don't forget to wear a costume tomorrow
00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:50,468 because there's a big first prize!
00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:52,762 Well, here are some kids enjoying the Halloween Haunt now.
00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:56,515 Say boys, what do you think of Kozi FM's Halloween Haunt so far?
00:00:58,768 --> 00:00:59,977 This one time, like 8 months ago,
00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:01,645 I saw two guys kissing in a park.
00:01:01,771 --> 00:01:03,147 And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen
00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,357 until I saw the Kozi FM Halloween Haunt.
00:01:05,483 --> 00:01:07,651 Alright! Well enjoy the spooky docks, kids!
00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:09,653 Hey, you guys, you know what time of year it is?
00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:11,113 Of course, dumbass, it's Halloween.
00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:12,865 That's right!
00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,241 And that means only two more months 'til Christmas!
00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:16,243 ♪ You better watch out you better not cry ♪
00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:19,038 Christmas! - ♪ Christmas time means presents for meeee ♪
00:01:19,163 --> 00:01:20,456 Aw, nuts!
00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,499 Come on Ned, this ain't a whore house,
00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:22,875 it's a hor-<i>ror</i> house!
00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,043 Aw!
00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:27,088 Hey, Spooky Laboratory, you guys!
00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:28,631 Those things are stupid, Cartman.
00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:29,924 They just stick your hand in cold spaghetti
00:01:30,049 --> 00:01:31,008 and tell you it's intestines and stuff.
00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,343 Well, I'm going to Spooky Laboratory.
00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:33,803 ♪ Jingle bells jingle bells ♪
00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:36,555 Welcome to the Spooky Laboratory.
00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,432 I'm your guide, Dr. Spookalot.
00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,059 Allow me to show you around the lab.
00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:41,435 Cool.
00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,104 Here I have a bowl of human eyeballs.
00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:44,939 Ewww!
00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:46,524 And here you can feel the brains.
00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:48,484 Oh, ho! Gross!
00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,237 And here you can feel the warm innards of the body.
00:01:51,362 --> 00:01:54,365 Ewww, it feels like cold spaghetti!
00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,242 You guys, it feels like cold spaghetti!
00:01:58,244 --> 00:01:59,703 Give it up, Kenny, you're not gonna win the costume contest.
00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:01,122 Your costumes always suck.
00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:01,956 Boo!
00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:03,415 Aagghgh!
00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:04,542 Ha ha ha ha!
00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:05,918 We scared you, chickens!
00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,837 We weren't scared!
00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:11,257 Well you should be, the pirate ghosts are gonna come get'cha!
00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:12,174 The what?
00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,551 Didn't you know?
00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:14,927 There's an old legend in South Park
00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:17,012 that says these docks are haunted by pirate ghosts.
00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:18,472 Nu-uh.
00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:20,182 Yeah-huh,
00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:21,809 they roam these docks with their swords and hooks hands,
00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:24,895 looking for victims to cut up!
00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:25,604 That's just an old legend.
00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:26,897 Rarrrr!
00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,399 Aaaghghg!
00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:30,693 Ha ha ha ha, got you again!
00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,027 Just wait 'til tomorrow!
00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:33,654 We're gonna scare you kids to death!
00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,656 Ha ha ha!
00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:38,284 You guys, my hand totally smells like spaghetti now, smell it!
00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:40,244 I'm sick of those 5th graders scaring us all the time.
00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:41,453 We should come up with a way to scare them!
00:02:41,579 --> 00:02:43,122 Yeah, let's see how they like it!
00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:45,499 Joining me now is Father Maxi from the South Park Church.
00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,001 Father, what do you think of all the preparations
00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,294 here at the docks?
00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:50,254 Halloween is an abomination of God!
00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,173 A celebration of the occult!
00:02:52,298 --> 00:02:54,466 Yeah, and how about Korn playing the big concert tomorrow?
00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:56,135 Pretty exciting, huh?
00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,095 Korn is a devil worshipping group that plays violent music!
00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,346 If we allow that demon band
00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,432 to play on this most unholy of holidays,
00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:04,018 we may incur the full wrath of evil!
00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:05,728 Alright! We'll see you tomorrow for Halloween,
00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,397 in the meantime, here's a Kozi hit by Barry Manilow.
00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,149 Come on, you guys, think.
00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:11,317 How can we scare the 5th graders?
00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:13,360 It has to be something really scary.
00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,070 We could get a big, scary, plastic spider
00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:17,156 and dangle it in front of them on a string...
00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:19,200 ...spooky spider, that's pretty scary.
00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:20,784 That's not scary, fat ass!
00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:21,952 Well come on! We can think of something better
00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:24,079 than stupid pirate ghosts!
00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,461 Argggh!
00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:34,298 Are you sure we're going the right way?
00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,508 I don't know, this map doesn't make any sense.
00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:39,803 That's because you've got it upside down, chowder head!
00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:41,722 Oops.
00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:42,806 When are we gonna get to the gig? I'm starving!
00:03:42,932 --> 00:03:44,308 Don't think about it.
00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,559 We'll just keep playing our game... ready?
00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,061 I spy with my little eye
00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:48,729 something that begins with the letter "t".
00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:49,438 I know!
00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,522 A "t"ree!
00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:51,649 You got it!
00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:53,025 I spy with my little eye
00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,236 something that begins with the letter "r".
00:03:55,361 --> 00:03:56,654 The "r"oad?
00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:58,197 That's it!
00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:03,452 Aarrrggghhh!
00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:06,705 Okay, here's one: I spy with my little eye
00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,791 something that begins with the letter "p".
00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,251 The letter "p"?
00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:12,002 What the heck starts with the letter "p"?
00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:14,213 P-pirate ghosts!
00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:16,215 Aaaghgh!
00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:18,717 Aaahh!
00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,268 Mom! You got the new <i>Duffy's</i> catalogue,
00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:30,854 I'm gonna circle everything I want for Christmas, okay?
00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:33,065 Mom? Okay?
00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:36,110 Okay... let's see...
00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,070 I want this...
00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:40,197 and this...
00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:43,993 And, let's see... "comes with..."
00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:47,913 "Comes with..."
00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:50,749 Eric, your little friends are here.
00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,209 Mom! Mom! You wanna see what I want for Christmas?
00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,794 Eric, it's only Halloween.
00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:56,171 That's only 72 shopping days left for <i>you</i>!
00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:57,548 Come on, fat ass, we have to go.
00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:58,257 Hey! Don't call me fat!
00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:01,302 Mom! Don't laugh!
00:05:01,427 --> 00:05:02,803 I'm sorry, hon.
00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:04,054 I can't go with you guys right now.
00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:04,763 Yes you can, porky.
00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:07,308 Mom! Seriously!
00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:08,767 Oh, that's not funny, boys.
00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:10,728 Eric isn't fat, he's big boned.
00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:14,023 He must have a huge bone in his ass, then.
00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,899 Goddammit, Mom!
00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:17,985 God, I hate you guys.
00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:18,360 Okay, so we figured out how to scare the 5th graders.
00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:19,445 How?
00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:20,696 What's the scariest thing we could get?
00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:21,488 Spooky spider?
00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,157 No, a dead body.
00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:24,867 Yeah, fat ass, a dead body.
00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,827 You mean we make something that looks like a dead body?
00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,162 We could never make one that looks real enough.
00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:30,331 To be really scary... it would have to be real.
00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:32,291 Yeah, fat ass, it has to be real to be scary.
00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:33,876 So where the hell are we gonna get a dead body?
00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,878 We're gonna dig up Kyle's dead grandma.
00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,171 Yeah, fat ass, we're gonna dig up--
00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,423 "dig up Kyle's dead grandma"?!
00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:40,966 Dude, she's perfect, she only died like 3 months ago, right?
00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:42,551 Are you insane?!
00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,094 I think that's a sweet idea. - Mph!
00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:46,889 Dude, we're not digging up my grandma, I'll get in trouble!
00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,557 All we have to do is sneak into the graveyard, dig her up,
00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,641 scare the 5th graders, and then put her back
00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:51,185 before anybody notices she's gone.
00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:52,519 Naw, let's dig up somebody else.
00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,438 Relax, dude, what's the big deal?
00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:55,606 Think about it, if your grandma knew that she could help you,
00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:57,107 even in death, she would want to.
00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:58,525 This is gonna be fun!
00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,238 ♪ Just hear those sleighbells ring-a-ling ♪
00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:05,199 ♪ Ring ting ting-a-ling too ♪
00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:06,950 ♪ Outside its lovely weather for a sleighride together with you ♪
00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:08,660 ♪ And you and you! ♪
00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:09,828 Cartman, will you stop singing Christmas carols?
00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,247 We have to be quiet or else we're gonna get busted!
00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:15,167 This must be it-- "Cleo Broflovski".
00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,544 That's my grandma.
00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,129 Well, let's dig her up!
00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:20,297 Wait, I don't know if this is cool.
00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:21,507 Of course it's cool.
00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:22,925 She's gonna be all rotted and scary.
00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,301 I don't think my mom would want me doing this.
00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:25,969 "Oh, I don't want to dig up my dead grandma
00:06:26,095 --> 00:06:27,471 "'cause I'm such a goodie-two-shoes!"
00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:28,555 Ow!
00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,099 You guys, be quiet!
00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:31,433 Now do you wanna get back at the 5th graders or not?
00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:32,518 I don't really care, dude.
00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,186 Yes, you do! Now dig!
00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,063 ♪ Outside the snow is falling ♪
00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:38,107 ♪ And friends are calling yoo-hoo ♪
00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:43,445 Okay, it's almost open, ready?
00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,155 One, two, three!
00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:47,908 Whoa, dude.
00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,660 Oh my God.
00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:54,081 Hi, Grandma...
00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:54,748 Hi Kyle.
00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,250 Aagh!
00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:57,459 Have you been a good boy, Kyle?
00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:58,836 Have you been making Grandma proud?
00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:00,129 Dammit, Cartman, that's not funny!
00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,213 Yes, it is.
00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,798 Heh, I'm sweet.
00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,007 Alright, alright, let's just get this over with
00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,092 so we can put her back.
00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,427 Okay, grab the sled.
00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,769 ♪ Silver bells, silver bells ♪
00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:19,022 ♪ It's Christmas time, you guys... ♪
00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:20,274 Okay, let's just hide her here,
00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:21,483 and tomorrow during the Halloween party,
00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:22,443 we'll come back in our costumes,
00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:23,902 and use her to scare the 5th graders!
00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:25,696 How exactly are we gonna use her to scare them?
00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:27,614 We could shove a stick up her ass and use her like a puppet.
00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,700 Rar! Rar! I'm scary grandma!
00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:30,826 Alright, that does it, Cartman!
00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:31,994 That's my grandma!
00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,662 You show some Goddamned respect!
00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:36,707 What was that?
00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:37,416 Cartman!
00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:38,375 It wasn't me!
00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:41,253 Dude, not cool, this is scary.
00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:43,672 Aaaghghgh!
00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,674 Hey, like, it's just some kids.
00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,427 Oh, whew! I was really scared there for a second.
00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:49,636 Hey, you're that band, Korn!
00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,722 Yeah, I'm Jonathan, and this is Munky,
00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:53,015 David, Fieldy, and Head.
00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,850 And over there's our pal, Niblet.
00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,351 Hey, where'd Niblet go?
00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,562 Mm-mm, Niblet likes potato chips!
00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,105 Niblett!
00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,482 Hee-hee.
00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,066 What are you guys doing out here?
00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:04,401 We were just driving our van when all of a sudden,
00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,737 we were run off the road by some super spooky pirate ghosts.
00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,780 Aw, dude, that was just the 5th graders!
00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:10,741 Yeah, they're trying to scare everybody cuz they're gaywads.
00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:12,409 But don't worry, we're about to go get them back.
00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,119 Oh, swell, we're supposed to play here tomorrow.
00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,245 Do you know where the stage is?
00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,705 Yeah, dude, its right over there.
00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,165 O-Kay!
00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,000 Oh hi, we're Korn.
00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,919 We're supposed to play the Halloween concert tomorrow.
00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:24,254 I know who you are and what you stand for.
00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,840 I think your music and Halloween is an abomination!
00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,759 Groovy, could you show us where to set up?
00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,886 Alright, let's just set her over here behind these boxes.
00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,638 Shouldn't we hide her better than that?
00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,306 Kyle, will you stop worrying? God!
00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:35,724 Now, we'll all meet back here tomorrow with our costumes,
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,267 and then when the Halloween party gets going,
00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,477 we'll bust out his dead gram-gram.
00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:39,770 Let's go!
00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:40,479 Wait till you guys see my costume!
00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:41,271 It's gonna be sweet!
00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:44,858 Oh come on, Kenny, you never have a sweet costume.
00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,276 You're not gonna win the costume contest.
00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:58,705 Grrr...
00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,670 Hold on, kids!
00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:05,921 Mrs. Brovlovski?
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,005 Yes?
00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,674 We're from Mt. Peaceful Cemetery.
00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,259 Could we have a word with you?
00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,135 Uh, sure, come in.
00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:15,597 What is it?
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:16,890 Mrs. Broflovski,
00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,351 somebody has defiled your mother's grave.
00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,811 Defiled? How?
00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:23,146 Well, I'm afraid that... somebody dug her up.
00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:24,231 Dug her up?
00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,732 Why?
00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,651 Well, the most likely reason is that
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,278 somebody wanted to have sex with her dead body.
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,320 Yup.
00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,780 What!
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,407 We don't want to upset you, but it happens.
00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:36,285 Somebody's probably making love to her corpse as we speak.
00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:39,162 Every vile position, every disrespectful act imaginable.
00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:40,872 Oh dear God!
00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,833 Yes, by now he's probably even removed her eyes
00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:45,085 and made love to the empty sockets, as well.
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,712 Ohh!
00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:47,754 Now, we don't want to upset you, but you should know that
00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,798 your mother's body would be stiff and dry,
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,466 so he would have to have it soaked in warm water
00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,176 for several hours before making love to it.
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,636 Ohhhh!
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,179 Yes, and now for the difficult part--
00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:57,723 brace yourself.
00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,516 It is highly possible that he has created new orifices
00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,059 in her decomposing flesh,
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,185 leaving her to look something like
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,187 an overloved hunk of Swiss cheese.
00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:05,606 She probably--
00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:06,940 Okay, okay! I get the point!
00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,443 Just tell me what you're gonna do about it!
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,987 <i>Do</i>?
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,655 Oh, we don't <i>do</i> anything, we're just the watchmen.
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,448 Yeah, I guess maybe you might want to
00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:15,782 call the police, or something.
00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:16,908 Agh!
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,370 Now, he probably would make love to the dead body
00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,705 in a cool, dry place,
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,915 so as to not allow further decomposition...
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,295 Package delivery for Mrs. Cartman.
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,504 A package?
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:30,881 Oh, really...
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,175 Well, I think I can sign for that.
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,927 Sign he'a, and he'a...and he'a.
00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,137 I got a Christmas pres-ent!
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,347 I got a Christmas pres-ent!
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,057 Maybe I can see what it is,
00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:42,309 I'll just open one little corner...
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,478 Let's see...
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:45,896 Aw, screw it, I'll rewrap it later.
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:47,481 Oh sweet!
00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:50,108 Life-Sized Blow-Up Antonio Banderas Love Doll!
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:53,070 With realistic geni-tal-ia...
00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,738 Oh, this kicks ass!
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,991 What a cool Christmas present my mom got!
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,868 It's Halloween day, so come on down to the docks
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,536 and bring your costumes!
00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,121 Where's Kenny?
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,498 He said he had the best Halloween costume ever.
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:05,499 Nya nya nya nya nya nya!
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:06,750 Guess wha-hat I got!
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,543 Antonio Banderas Blow-Up Doll!
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,087 You guys didn't get one!
00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:11,630 Where's your costume, fat ass?
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,590 Screw Halloween, I already got my Christmas present!
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:14,925 In a few days I'll wrap it back up,
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,301 and then when I open it on Christmas,
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,595 I'll act all surprised, like, "oh, Mother!
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,431 "Antonio Banderas Life-Sized Blow-Up Doll, what a surprise!"
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,023 Hey, Kenny.
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,235 Nice costume, Kenny.
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,528 You think you're gonna win with <i>that</i>? Ha!
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:35,612 Alright, the 5th graders are gonna be here soon.
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:36,697 Let's get Kyle's grandma.
00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:37,906 This is gonna be sweet!
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,450 Uhh, problem guys.
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:41,243 What's the problem?
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,369 No grandma.
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,537 No grandma?!
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,496 No grandma.
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,914 She's not here!
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:46,998 She has to be here.
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,417 Well, she's not here!
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,085 That's just great!
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,920 Thanks a lot Stan, you're gonna get me busted again!
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,880 Okay, people, I know we all want to get down to the docks
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,298 for the Halloween Haunt,
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:57,050 but first, we just need to inform you about
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,677 the people or persons out there
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,220 digging up bodies to have sex with them.
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,888 Gentlemen?
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,265 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,892 A person who steals bodies to have sex with them
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,853 is called a "necrophiliac".
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,438 So that you all know what to expect,
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,189 my partner Alan has drawn a sketch
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:14,526 of what having sex with a dead body might look like.
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,361 Ewwwohh!
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,779 Yes, we know it's horrible.
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,239 It's probably best you not look at it.
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,409 Now, Alan will demonstrate what having sex with a dead body
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,287 might sound like.
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,459 Ewwwohh!
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,086 Excuse me, how is this helping?
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,921 That's it, folks, now we can all go to the docks
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,798 and enjoy the Halloween Haunt!
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,550 No! Don't go to the docks!
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:39,968 Arrggh!
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,721 Arrggh, I'm Captain Blye!
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,390 You landlubbers had better stay away from the docks,
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,309 or else there'll be hell to pay!
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,020 Fire the cannons!
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,524 Ahh!
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,026 Har har har!
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,237 Arggggh!
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,364 We won't warn ya again!
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,866 Stay away from our docks!
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,537 I warned you!
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,164 I told you this would happen!
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,166 When you allow bands like Korn to come to town
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,460 and play your heathenistic Halloween concerts,
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,128 this is what you get!
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,259 Great rehearsal, gang, that was really groovy!
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,220 Let's practice one more time before the show starts!
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,638 Uh guys, I'm sorry,
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,348 but the Halloween Haunt's been cancelled.
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,641 Cancelled?!
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:28,975 You best clear outta here,
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,477 there's pirate ghosts and they'll kill ya.
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,437 Well, gang, it looks like we have to pack it up.
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,980 Awwww!
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,148 Goddammit, now what the hell are we gonna do?
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,359 Oh hey, the kids from last night.
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,487 Wow, is that the Antonio Banderas Life-Sized Blow-Up Doll?
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:47,786 Hey, Kenny.
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,038 Say, what's the matter?
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,540 You kids look kinda glum.
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:52,666 Somebody took my dead grandma.
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,543 What?
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,794 We dug her up because we wanted to scare these 5th graders,
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,045 but then something took her body away.
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,506 Now she's doomed to walk the Earth in limbo!
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,133 Aw, I hate to see little clowns cry.
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:03,301 Well, that does it!
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,803 Something funny is going on here.
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,054 Your missing grandma must be connected somehow
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,848 to those creepy pirate ghosts.
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:09,599 They're not pirate ghosts, Jonathan,
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,476 they're ghost pirates. - Huh?
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,353 "Pirate ghost" would suggest that a pirate died
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:14,521 and became a ghost.
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,189 But "ghost pirate" is a ghost
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,149 that later made a conscious decision to be a pirate.
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,734 No, David, then they are "pirate ghosts",
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,486 because they're the ghosts of pirates.
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,280 You're wrong, because there were no pirates in Colorado.
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:26,032 So, these must be ghosts that decided to become pirates after the fact.
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,576 But that makes them pirate ghosts!
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,994 No, it makes them ghost pirates!
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:29,786 Pirate ghosts!
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,538 Guys! Guys! Guys!
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,498 Fighting isn't gonna solve anything!
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,333 Don't you see, this is exactly what those ghost pirates
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,626 want us to do!
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:37,586 Pirate ghosts!
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:38,587 Then, you'll help us?
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,213 Sure we'll help you.
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,423 If there's one thing we like more than playing music,
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,841 it's solving a groovy mystery.
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,134 Alright!
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,679 Is everybody okay?
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,514 People stealing bodies to have sex with them,
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,849 pirate ghosts destroying the town...
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,934 when did everything go so wrong?
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,353 I hate to say it, but I think Priest Maxi was right.
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,355 This is what we get for celebrating Halloween
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,274 and allowing that band Korn to come play.
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,401 He's right! Nothing ever went wrong in this town,
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,612 before that evil Korn band showed up!
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,280 Well, I say we go find them
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,240 and kick their devil-worshiping butts out of town!
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,784 Yeah! Let's get 'em!
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,453 Lynch mob!
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,122 Down with Korn!
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,419 So this is where you last saw your dead grandma?
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,962 Right, maybe there really are pirate ghosts,
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,589 and they took her inside!
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,466 Alright, gang! We have to split up and look for clues.
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:25,884 How should we split up?
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,677 I know, let's have everyone who enjoys
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,596 having obstacles in their life which they can overcome go this way,
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:32,098 and everyone whose insecurities sabotage their potential
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,309 to overcome those obstacles, go that way.
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,727 O-kay!
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,316 Wow, that was easy.
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,568 Here's their van! Here's their van!
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:44,861 Let's flip it over!
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,321 Those bastards! - Yeah!
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,989 Okay, people, let's try to stay orderly!
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,532 The best way to do this
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:52,369 is all get on one side and push it from the top.
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,037 Devil worshipers!
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,538 Yeah!
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,165 C'mon, they gotta be around here somewhere!
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,124 This place gives me the creeps.
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,835 Say, this looks like a clue...
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,545 "Pirate Lore of South Park".
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,298 Hm, now why would pirate ghosts need a book on pirates?
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:07,634 W-what was that?
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:08,677 The noise came from in here.
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,054 Stay close, everybody.
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,307 Oh no, I lost my glasses!
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,101 What does his dead grandma look like?
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:19,020 She was all like crunchy and crispy and stuff.
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,314 Hey, I got an idea, we should set a groovy trap!
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,607 Good idea!
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,359 How do we trap a bunch of pirate ghosts?
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,112 We need something that might catch their eye to use as bait.
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,489 I know! Your Antonio Banderas love doll!
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:30,907 Oh no, this is my Christmas present.
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,075 If anything happens to it,
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,451 my mom will know I opened it early.
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,412 Come on, kid, we all have to do our part.
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:36,913 Even Antonio.
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,958 My glasses got to be around here somewhere...
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,376 Is that you, Jonathan?
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,211 Boy, am I glad to see you! I lost my glasses.
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,462 Arrrghghhh!
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,214 Hey, you got a cold, Jonathan?
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,757 arrrrrggghh!
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,217 Yeah, that's sounds like a groovy song, man.
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,593 Remember that one.
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,429 Fieldy, what are you doing?!
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:53,972 Oh, I was talking to you, Jonathan.
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,640 Hey, wait a minute.
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,892 If you're over there, then how can you be over here?
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,103 Unless you're actually a--
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,730 p-p-pirate ghost!
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,440 Aarrrrgghh!
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,108 Okay, here's how the trap will work:
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,401 when the pirate ghosts walk in,
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,653 they should go right for Antonio Banderas.
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,113 When they hit the super slippery floor,
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,948 they'll slide onto this mining cart,
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,200 which should travel down this path into the next room,
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,785 where the fishnet will fall on them.
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:16,870 Wow, cool!
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,830 Hey, somebody's coming!
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:20,832 Aaaaghgh!
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,000 We've got to hide!
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:22,876 Hey, there's Antonio Banderas!
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:23,877 He'll help us!
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:24,878 Mr. Banderas--
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:25,879 Jonathan, no!
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:29,924 Aaahhhh!
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:30,884 Oh, no!
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,302 Aah!
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:33,511 Hold on, guys!
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:36,931 Alright, Korn!
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,099 Time for you to get out of town!
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,893 Arrghghh!
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,478 Aaaaaahhhh!
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,354 Korn is sending their demon minions upon us!
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,981 Aaaaahhh!!
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,858 Alright, gang!
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,277 Looks like we're gonna have to use our special Korn powers!
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,279 Korn powers vitalize!
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,489 Munky! David!
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,406 Fieldy! Head!
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,115 Jonathan!
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,493 Form of... corn!
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,677 Alright! Great job, gang!
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,054 That didn't help at all!
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,722 We know, it's just cool to do.
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:18,932 Aarrrgghh!
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,725 Niblet!
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,312 Niblet!
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,897 What the hell is that thing?
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,732 You did it, Niblet, you trapped them!
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,527 Yeah, and now let's see who these pirate ghosts really are!
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,571 Oh, I guess they really were pirate ghosts.
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,366 Alright, Korn, you can stop your demonic shenanigans
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,368 and come downtown with me!
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:39,911 He he, look what Niblet sees!
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,287 Ohh!
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:42,622 What the--
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,332 Father Maxi?
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,542 Well, what are you waiting for, Barbrady?
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,668 Arrest that band!
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:47,627 Oh?
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:48,753 No, arrest him!
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,171 Huh?
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,340 I think I've got this groovy mystery solved!
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,553 Well, I must say, I still don't get this at all.
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,721 It's simple, Priest Maxi didn't want there to be a Halloween,
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:01,015 so he decided to scare everyone away from the docks.
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,852 Yeah, and then he used this flashlight and some cotton swabs
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,228 to create the ghosts.
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,357 Then all he needed was some sound effects,
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,192 created by this cup and a piece of cheese.
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,069 Aaarrgghh!
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,446 And all he had to do then was create a ghost ship,
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:18,741 by using some candles, a mirror, and two squirrels.
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,662 Father, why did you go to all this trouble?
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,123 Because Halloween is an abomination of God.
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:27,959 I would anything to stop this wretched, unholy holiday!
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,460 Including killing people and wreaking havoc
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,379 all over South Park?
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,006 Don't you see that by trying to stop Halloween
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,632 you've scared the hell out of everybody?
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:36,134 No.
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,428 Okay, buddy, you can explain downtown!
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,096 Well, this is all fine and good,
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,931 but it doesn't explain what happened to my mother's body.
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,391 Yeah, where's Grandma?
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,396 Blehhh!
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,814 Eeewwww!
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,694 Blehhh!
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:55,695 There she is!
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,071 Ooohhh!
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,448 Well, thanks a lot, Korn.
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,783 Your Korn powers really came through for us.
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,368 Yes, we were wrong about you.
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,828 Will you please play for our Halloween party?
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:04,871 Well, sure!
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:05,830 Why the heck not?
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,373 Alright!
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,209 Aaarrgghh!
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,627 Oh no, the pirate ghosts are back!
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,671 Niblet!
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,548 Uh-oh...
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,970 Well, this sure has been a wacky night.
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,056 But me and the gang learned a lot, and we hope you did, too.
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:24,849 You all perceived us to be mean, evil people,
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,517 but really we're just normal guys.
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,144 And we all perceived pirate ghosts to be real,
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,729 when actually they were just cotton swabs.
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,606 So I guess the lesson is:
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,483 it's easy to perceive something some way and then be wrong.
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,526 So we all need to learn to be a little less perceptive.
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,528 Yeah...
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:38,905 The gang and I wrote a song about it
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,907 and it goes a little something like this.
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,533 And a-1 and a-2 and a--
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,077 Booo!!
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:54,879 ♪ Hey I'm feeling tired ♪
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,798 ♪ My time is gone today... ♪
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,049 Booo!
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,259 Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,760 Sweet!
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,429 ♪ Do what I must say... ♪
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,390 Antonio, noo!
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:07,350 You son-of-a-bitch chicken from outer space!
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,685 Come back here!
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,436 ♪ Falling away from me ♪
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,775 And the winner of the costume contest is...
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,152 Wendy, for her Chewbacca costume!
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,154 Come on up, Wendy.
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:26,619 ♪ Beating me, beating me down ♪
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:27,912 ♪ Down ♪
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,164 ♪ Into the ground ♪
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,500 ♪ Screaming some sound ♪
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,920 ♪ Beating me beating me down ♪
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,297 ♪ Down ♪
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,173 ♪ Into the ground... ♪

00:00:06,883 --> 00:00:10,512 Саут Парк, сезон 3, эпизод 12. "Аццкая мистификация о пиратах-призраках группы КоРн"
00:00:34,000 --> 00:00:36,000 Перевод и адаптация: LazyMax. Тайминг: BigBorman.
00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:39,053 Мы в прямом эфире на радио УЮТ FM 102,1 из нашего хэллоуинского уголка привидений
00:00:39,140 --> 00:00:40,937 в доках Южного Парка. Приходите сюда!
00:00:41,020 --> 00:00:42,738 У нас здесь кошмарный домик с привидениями,
00:00:42,820 --> 00:00:44,048 и все украшают его к завтрашней ночи, к празднику:
00:00:44,140 --> 00:00:47,098 Хэллоуин!! – празднику, на котором группа КоРн – да-да, КОРН!! – даст концерт живьём!
00:00:47,180 --> 00:00:48,693 И не забудьте завтра надеть свои костюмы,
00:00:48,780 --> 00:00:50,611 потому что у нас большой первый приз!
00:00:50,700 --> 00:00:53,009 О, вот несколько ребятишек, уже веселящихся в нашем кошмарном уголке привидений!
00:00:53,100 --> 00:00:54,692 Мальчики, что вы можете сказать о хэллоуинском уголке
00:00:54,780 --> 00:00:56,691 привидений УЮТ FM на этот момент?
00:00:58,460 --> 00:01:00,098 Как-то раз, примерно восемь месяцев назад,
00:01:00,180 --> 00:01:01,533 я видел двух парней, целовавшихся в парке.
00:01:01,620 --> 00:01:02,939 И это было самое кошмарное, что я видел в своей жизни,
00:01:03,020 --> 00:01:04,976 до того, как я увидел уголок привидений УЮТ FM.
00:01:05,060 --> 00:01:07,813 А-атлично! Что ж, наслаждайтесь нашими кошмарными доками, малыши!
00:01:07,900 --> 00:01:09,891 Эй, пацаны, пацаны! Вы знаете, какое сейчас время года?
00:01:09,980 --> 00:01:12,016 - Конечно, жиртрест, сейчас – Хэллоуин. - Точняк!
00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:14,200 И это значит, что осталось всего два месяца до Рождества!
00:01:14,205 --> 00:01:16,210 <i>Наконец сбываются все мечты, лучший мой подарочек – это ты. А ну-ка, давай-ка...</i>
00:01:16,220 --> 00:01:17,209 Рождества?!
00:01:17,300 --> 00:01:19,018 <i>Рождество – это подарки для меняяяя!</i>
00:01:19,100 --> 00:01:22,649 Вот фигня! Уходим, Нэд, это – НЕ домик СО ШМАРАМИ, это – домик с КО-шмарами.
00:01:25,060 --> 00:01:28,257 - Кошмарная лаборатория, пацаны! - Это тупо, Картман.
00:01:28,340 --> 00:01:29,489 Они просто засовывают твою руку в холодные спагетти
00:01:29,580 --> 00:01:30,615 и говорят тебе, что это - кишечник и прочая дрянь.
00:01:30,700 --> 00:01:32,133 Да? А я иду в Кошмарную лабораторию!!
00:01:32,220 --> 00:01:34,176 <i>Джингл бэллс, джингл бэллс...</i>
00:01:34,980 --> 00:01:36,652 Добро пожаловать в Кошмарную лабораторию.
00:01:36,740 --> 00:01:40,210 Я - Ваш гид, доктор Кошмапуг. Позвольте мне сопровождать Вас в моей лаборатории.
00:01:40,300 --> 00:01:43,292 - Круто! - Здесь у меня миска с человеческими глазными яблоками.
00:01:44,900 --> 00:01:46,413 А сейчас можешь пощупать настоящие мозги.
00:01:46,500 --> 00:01:48,297 О-го, ярко!
00:01:48,380 --> 00:01:51,690 А здесь можешь пощупать внутренности – кишечник.
00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:54,178 Э-эй, по ощущениям, как холодные спагетти!
00:01:54,260 --> 00:01:56,057 Эй, пацаны, это похоже на холодные спагетти!!!
00:01:56,284 --> 00:01:57,935 "ЗАВТРА КОНКУРС КОСТЮМОВ" (Па..ны, я х..чу попроб..ть выиг..ть э..т кон..урс ко..мов!)
00:01:57,940 --> 00:01:59,851 И не думай, Кенни! Тебе никогда не выиграть этот конкурс костюмов!
00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:01,134 Твои костюмы всегда самые отсосные.
00:02:01,220 --> 00:02:02,573 Бууу!
00:02:04,380 --> 00:02:06,257 Мы напугали вас, салабоны!
00:02:06,340 --> 00:02:08,217 - М-мы не испугались! - Так уж и нет?
00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:11,451 А и не скажешь. Пираты-призраки идут сюда, чтобы забрать вас!
00:02:11,540 --> 00:02:12,893 - Чего? - Вы чё, не знаете?
00:02:12,980 --> 00:02:14,777 Это – старая легенда Южного Парка, которая говорит,
00:02:14,860 --> 00:02:17,374 что эти доки – любимое место пиратов-призраков.
00:02:17,460 --> 00:02:18,449 Не-а.
00:02:18,540 --> 00:02:21,691 Да-а. Они бродят по этим докам с саблями и крюками вместо рук,
00:02:21,780 --> 00:02:24,089 выискивая жертв, чтобы разрубить их!
00:02:25,100 --> 00:02:27,216 Это – всего лишь старая легенда.
00:02:29,180 --> 00:02:30,818 Снова купились!
00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:32,134 Только подождите до завтра!
00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:35,451 Мы напугаем вас, детишки, до смерти!
00:02:35,540 --> 00:02:38,338 Эй, пацаны, моя рука сейчас в натуре пахнет спагетти. Понюхайте.
00:02:38,420 --> 00:02:39,978 Достали пятиклассники, всё время нас пугают.
00:02:40,060 --> 00:02:41,493 Мы должны придумать, как напугать их!
00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:42,774 Да, посмотрим, как им это понравится!
00:02:42,860 --> 00:02:45,499 Ко мне присоединился отец Макси из церкви Южного Парка.
00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:48,048 Отец, что Вы думаете обо всех приготовлениях здесь в доках?
00:02:48,140 --> 00:02:52,292 Хэллоуин – это ересь и богохульство! Праздник оккультизма!
00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:54,257 Да, а как насчёт группы КоРн и их большого концерта завтра?
00:02:54,340 --> 00:02:55,375 Захватывающе, а?
00:02:55,460 --> 00:02:58,099 КоРн – это группа демонопоклонников, которые играют агрессивную музыку!
00:02:58,180 --> 00:03:01,536 Если мы позволим этой демонской группе играть на этом самом нечестивом из праздников,
00:03:01,620 --> 00:03:03,690 мы можем привлечь к себе гнев дьявола!
00:03:03,780 --> 00:03:05,816 Отлично, увидимся завтра на Хэллоуине!
00:03:05,900 --> 00:03:08,368 А пока на радио УЮТ… ...УЮТный хит Барри Манилова.
00:03:09,100 --> 00:03:11,295 Давайте, пацаны, думайте! Как нам напугать этих пятиклассников?
00:03:11,380 --> 00:03:13,177 Должно быть что-то действительно страшное.
00:03:13,260 --> 00:03:15,330 Мы можем достать большого страшного пластикового паука,
00:03:15,420 --> 00:03:17,650 подвесить перед ними на веревочке...
00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:19,332 Кошмарный паук... это довольно страшно...
00:03:19,420 --> 00:03:20,455 Это не страшно, жиртрест!
00:03:20,540 --> 00:03:22,053 Ну, хватит! Мы можем придумать что-нибудь получше
00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:24,210 дурацких пиратов-призраков!
00:03:32,020 --> 00:03:33,772 Вы уверены, что мы едем правильно?
00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:36,135 Не знаю. Эта карта абсолютно бессмысленная.
00:03:36,220 --> 00:03:40,657 Это потому, что ты её держишь вверх ногами, тормоз!
00:03:40,780 --> 00:03:42,691 Когда мы уже дотянемся на точку? Я жрать хочу!
00:03:42,780 --> 00:03:45,692 Не думай об этом. Продолжаем играть в нашу игру. Готовы?
00:03:45,780 --> 00:03:48,499 Я вижу перед собой кое-что на букву "Д".
00:03:48,580 --> 00:03:51,333 - Я знаю! Дерево! - В точку!
00:03:51,420 --> 00:03:55,538 Я вижу перед собой кое-что c буквой "Р".
00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:56,939 Дорога?
00:03:57,020 --> 00:03:58,135 Конечно!
00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:06,971 Ладно, а вот ещё. Я вижу перед собой
00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:08,857 кое-что на букву "П".
00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:10,134 На букву "П"?
00:04:10,220 --> 00:04:11,972 Что за хрень начинается на букву "П"?
00:04:12,060 --> 00:04:13,698 П-п-пираты-привидения!
00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:27,570 Мам, тебе пришел новый каталог Даффи!
00:04:27,660 --> 00:04:31,016 Я подчеркну всё, что я хочу на Рождество, окей..?
00:04:31,100 --> 00:04:32,579 Мам? Окей?
00:04:34,300 --> 00:04:35,892 Ладно, посмотрим...
00:04:35,980 --> 00:04:37,971 Я хочу это...
00:04:38,060 --> 00:04:39,652 и это...
00:04:40,780 --> 00:04:43,897 и... так, идет в комплекте с...
00:04:43,900 --> 00:04:48,000 ...идёт с двумя ручками, так... сейчас... ну-ка, ну-ка, посмотрим...
00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:50,219 Эрик, пришли твои маленькие друзья.
00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:51,938 Мам, мам, хочешь взглянуть, что я хочу на Рождество?
00:04:52,020 --> 00:04:53,692 Эрик, сейчас только Хэллоуин.
00:04:53,780 --> 00:04:55,896 Это значит, что у тебя для шоппинга осталось всего 72 дня!
00:04:55,980 --> 00:04:57,015 Давай, толстозадый, нам надо идти!
00:04:57,100 --> 00:04:59,011 Эй! Не называй меня толстым!
00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:02,499 - Мам, не смейся! - Извини, милый.
00:05:02,580 --> 00:05:05,538 - Я не могу прямо сейчас идти с вами, пацаны. - Можешь, можешь, свинёнок.
00:05:05,620 --> 00:05:07,292 Мам, в натуре!
00:05:07,380 --> 00:05:10,452 О, это не смешно, мальчики. Эрик не толстый, у него кость широкая.
00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:13,338 Тогда самая широкая кость у него должна быть в заднице!
00:05:14,780 --> 00:05:16,008 Чёрт-блин-возьми, мам!
00:05:16,100 --> 00:05:17,169 Господи, я ненавижу вас, пацаны!
00:05:17,260 --> 00:05:18,852 Короче, мы придумали, как напугать пятиклассников.
00:05:18,940 --> 00:05:20,692 - Как? - Какая самая страшная штука, которую мы можем достать?
00:05:20,780 --> 00:05:23,499 - Кошмарный паук? - Нет! Труп мертвеца.
00:05:23,580 --> 00:05:24,808 Да, жиртрест, труп мертвеца.
00:05:24,900 --> 00:05:26,492 Ты имеешь в виду, что мы сделаем что-то, что будет выглядеть, как труп мертвеца?
00:05:26,580 --> 00:05:27,979 Нам никогда не сделать то, что будет выглядеть по-настоящему.
00:05:28,060 --> 00:05:30,369 Чтобы быть действительно страшным, труп должен быть настоящим.
00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:32,416 Да, жиртрест, он должен быть настоящим, чтоб быть страшным.
00:05:32,500 --> 00:05:33,819 Короче, и где, нафиг, мы возьмем настоящего мертвеца?
00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:35,697 Мы выкопаем мёртвую бабушку Кайла.
00:05:35,780 --> 00:05:37,691 Да, жиртрест, мы выкопаем...
00:05:37,780 --> 00:05:39,213 ...выкопаем мёртвую бабушку Кайла?!
00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:41,291 Блин, она как раз в тему. Она умерла всего примерно три месяца назад, да?
00:05:41,380 --> 00:05:43,814 - У тебя крыша поехала? - Оба-на, это клёвая идея!
00:05:43,900 --> 00:05:46,619 Блин! Мы не будем откапывать мою бабушку, у меня будут неприятности.
00:05:46,700 --> 00:05:47,928 Всё, что нам нужно сделать – это прокрасться на кладбище,
00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:49,214 откопать её, напугать пятиклассников,
00:05:49,300 --> 00:05:50,892 а потом положить её обратно до того, как кто-либо заметит, что она пропала.
00:05:50,980 --> 00:05:53,892 - Давайте откопаем кого-нибудь другого. - Расслабься, чувак. Невелико дело!
00:05:53,980 --> 00:05:55,857 Подумай об этом: если бы твоя бабушка знала, что она может тебе помочь
00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:57,009 даже после смерти, она бы с радостью согласилась.
00:05:57,100 --> 00:05:58,453 Это будет прикольно!
00:06:01,700 --> 00:06:04,692 <i>И уносят меня, и уносят меня</i>
00:06:04,780 --> 00:06:07,214 <i>в блестящую снежную даль</i>
00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:08,289 <i>три белых коня, эх, три белых коня...</i>
00:06:08,380 --> 00:06:09,733 Картман, прекрати петь рождественские песенки!
00:06:09,820 --> 00:06:12,732 Надо все делать тихо, иначе нас поймают!
00:06:12,820 --> 00:06:15,414 Должно быть здесь. "Клео Брофловски".
00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,331 Моя бабуля.
00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:20,540 - Ну, давайте вскопнём её! - Стой. Не знаю, круто ли это.
00:06:20,620 --> 00:06:22,451 Конечно круто!!! Она будет такая погнившая и страшная.
00:06:22,540 --> 00:06:24,132 Не думаю, что моя мама была бы рада.
00:06:24,220 --> 00:06:26,176 "Ой, я не хочу выкапывать мою мертвую бабулю,
00:06:26,260 --> 00:06:28,251 потому что я такой примерный пай-мальчик!"
00:06:28,340 --> 00:06:29,409 Пацаны, тихо!
00:06:29,540 --> 00:06:31,212 Так, ты хочешь отплатить пятиклассникам?
00:06:31,300 --> 00:06:34,975 - Реально, мне – всё равно. - Нет, не всё равно! Давай, копай!
00:06:35,060 --> 00:06:38,848 <i>Если снежинка не растает, в твоей ладони не растает, пока часы двенадцать бьют...</i>
00:06:41,980 --> 00:06:45,575 Он почти открыт. Готовы? Раз, два, три!
00:06:47,300 --> 00:06:49,655 - Обана, блин. - О, Боже...
00:06:52,820 --> 00:06:55,778 - Привет, бабуля! - "Привет, Кайл!"
00:06:55,860 --> 00:06:57,293 "Ты был хорошим мальчиком, Кайл?"
00:06:57,380 --> 00:06:58,972 "Бабуля может гордиться тобой?"
00:06:59,060 --> 00:07:00,413 Твою же мать, Картман, это не смешно!
00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:02,536 - Ага, не хи-хи смешно. - Хе-хе, я – клёвый.
00:07:02,620 --> 00:07:04,099 Хорошо, хорошо, давайте уже сделаем это,
00:07:04,180 --> 00:07:06,091 - и тогда мы сможем положить её назад. - Окей, хватай крышку.
00:07:13,300 --> 00:07:18,818 <i>Новый год к нам мчится, скоро всё случится...</i>
00:07:18,900 --> 00:07:20,253 Окей, давайте спрячем её тут,
00:07:20,340 --> 00:07:22,012 а завтра во время вечеринки придём сюда
00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:23,772 в костюмах и напугаем ей пятиклассников!
00:07:23,860 --> 00:07:25,452 Как именно мы "ей" их напугаем?
00:07:25,540 --> 00:07:28,373 Мы вставим палку ей в задницу и будем держать её, как в кукольном театре.
00:07:28,460 --> 00:07:29,609 "Ррр, ррр, я – ужасная Бабуля!"
00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:31,736 Ну всё, хватит, Картман! Это – моя бабуля!
00:07:31,820 --> 00:07:34,334 Ты должен иметь к ней немного чёртового уважения!
00:07:36,180 --> 00:07:37,329 - Кто там? - Картман?!
00:07:37,420 --> 00:07:39,297 Это не я!
00:07:40,180 --> 00:07:42,694 Блин, не круто, реально страшно!
00:07:43,900 --> 00:07:45,697 Эй, так это всего лишь несколько детишек.
00:07:45,780 --> 00:07:48,374 Фу, я реально испугался на секунду.
00:07:48,460 --> 00:07:49,609 Эй, вы из группы КоРн?!
00:07:49,700 --> 00:07:53,056 Ага. Я – Джонатан, это – Манки, Дэвид, Филди и Хед.
00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,698 А там – наш приятель Ниблет.
00:07:54,780 --> 00:07:56,133 Эй, а куда Ниблет делся?
00:07:56,860 --> 00:07:58,816 Угу, Ниблет любит картофельные чипсы.
00:08:01,100 --> 00:08:02,169 А чё это вы тут делаете, а, пацаны?
00:08:02,260 --> 00:08:03,932 Мы только что ехали в нашем микроавтобусе, и вдруг
00:08:04,020 --> 00:08:07,171 увидели на дороге супер-страшных пиратов-призраков.
00:08:07,260 --> 00:08:08,773 Да, блин, это – всего лишь пятиклассники!
00:08:08,860 --> 00:08:10,896 Ага. Они пытаются напугать всех подряд, потому что они тупорылые гомопендюки.
00:08:10,980 --> 00:08:12,333 Расслабьтесь. Мы скоро им отомстим!
00:08:12,420 --> 00:08:14,138 О, ништяк. Мы, типа, должны играть тут завтра.
00:08:14,220 --> 00:08:16,415 - Знаете, где сцена? - Да, блин. Вон там!
00:08:18,000 --> 00:08:19,050 "Хэллоуин – это безбожие"
00:08:19,060 --> 00:08:20,095 О, привет! Мы – КоРн.
00:08:20,180 --> 00:08:21,977 Мы, типа, должны играть на концерте в честь Хэллоуина завтра.
00:08:22,060 --> 00:08:24,290 Я знаю, кто вы такие и на чьей вы стороне!
00:08:24,380 --> 00:08:26,769 Я думаю, ваша музыка и Хэллоуин – есть мракобесие!
00:08:26,860 --> 00:08:28,657 Ништяк! Покажете, где нам раскладываться?
00:08:28,740 --> 00:08:31,334 Всё, давайте положим её тут, за этими коробками.
00:08:31,420 --> 00:08:32,535 Может, надо её лучше спрятать?
00:08:32,620 --> 00:08:34,212 Кайл, ты попустишься наконец? Господи!
00:08:34,300 --> 00:08:35,972 Так, завтра мы все придём сюда в наших костюмах и,
00:08:36,060 --> 00:08:37,334 когда начнётся Хэллоуин-вечеринка,
00:08:37,420 --> 00:08:39,092 мы задействуем нашу Мёртвую Бабулю! Вперёд!
00:08:39,180 --> 00:08:41,200 Вот увидите, какой у меня чёткий костюм!
00:08:41,300 --> 00:08:45,000 - (Мой ко..тюм такой зло..бучий, что он бу..т лу..шим за..ра!) - Ой, да ладно, Кенни! У тебя никогда не было чёткого костюма!
00:08:45,010 --> 00:08:46,600 Ты никогда не выиграешь конкурс костюмов!
00:08:46,610 --> 00:08:49,933 (Выиг..аю! У м..ня д..ма е..ть ко..тюм! Вч..ра я по..учил его по п..чте, и по..ылка б..ла оч..нь бо..шая, ясно?)
00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,272 Сейчас, детки!
00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,476 - Миссис Брофловски? - Да.
00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:10,996 Мы – работники "Безмятежного" кладбища. Мы могли бы с Вами поговорить?
00:09:11,080 --> 00:09:12,832 Конечно, проходите.
00:09:14,880 --> 00:09:15,949 Что случилось?
00:09:16,040 --> 00:09:20,113 Миссис Брофловски, некто осквернил могилу вашей матери.
00:09:20,200 --> 00:09:21,394 Осквернил? Как?
00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,914 Ну, боюсь, кто-то... выкопал её.
00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,194 Выкопал её? Зачем?
00:09:25,280 --> 00:09:27,157 Ну... В общем, наиболее вероятная причина,
00:09:27,240 --> 00:09:30,073 что кто-то хотел... совокупиться с её трупом.
00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,593 Что?!
00:09:31,680 --> 00:09:33,830 Не хотелось бы Вас расстраивать, но именно так бывает.
00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:36,639 Наверняка, как мы сказали, кто-то прямо сейчас занимается любовью с её трупом...
00:09:36,720 --> 00:09:39,837 ...ставя её в самые отвратительные позы, производя с ней самые мерзкие действия, которые только можно представить!
00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:40,955 О, господи!
00:09:41,040 --> 00:09:43,554 Да. Наверное, прямо сейчас этот человек даже вытащил её глаза
00:09:43,640 --> 00:09:46,154 и производит действия сексуального характера с её пустыми глазницами.
00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:48,196 Не хотелось бы Вас расстраивать, но вы должны знать,
00:09:48,280 --> 00:09:50,191 что труп вашей матери должен быть окоченевшим и сухим,
00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:52,919 поэтому тот человек, скорее всего, должен был вымачивать её несколько часов в тёплой воде,
00:09:53,000 --> 00:09:54,877 прежде, чем заняться с ней любовью.
00:09:54,960 --> 00:09:57,474 - Да. А теперь – самая трудная часть. - Держитесь!
00:09:57,560 --> 00:10:00,279 Наиболее вероятно, что в сексуальном экстазе он наделал новых отверстий
00:10:00,360 --> 00:10:02,669 в её разлагающемся теле, превратив её во что-то, вроде
00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:04,955 затраханного куска пахучего швейцарского сыра.
00:10:05,040 --> 00:10:06,439 - Скорее всего, она... - Всё, всё!
00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:10,308 Я уже поняла! Просто скажите мне, что вы собираетесь делать?
00:10:11,520 --> 00:10:12,919 - Делать? - О, мы ничего не делаем.
00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:14,592 - Мы – всего лишь охранники. - Да, мы думаем,
00:10:14,680 --> 00:10:16,318 Вы, может быть, хотите вызвать полицию или что-нибудь ещё...
00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:22,078 А сейчас он, наверное, занимается любовью с её трупом в холодном и сухом месте,
00:10:22,160 --> 00:10:24,037 чтобы не допустить её дальнейшего разложения...
00:10:26,680 --> 00:10:29,240 Посылка для Миссис Картман!
00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,436 Посылка? Да ну?!
00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,476 Что ж, думаю, я могу расписаться за неё!
00:10:33,560 --> 00:10:36,199 Подпишите тут, тут и тут.
00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:37,508 Рождественские подарочки!
00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:39,397 Рождественские подарочки!
00:10:39,480 --> 00:10:43,268 Хоть одним глазком гляну, что там. Только слегка приоткрою...
00:10:43,360 --> 00:10:44,759 Посмотрим...
00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,034 Ничего, потом снова заверну!
00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:50,668 О, прикольно! "Надувной резиновый Антонио Бандерас в натуральную величину"!
00:10:50,760 --> 00:10:53,877 "С реалистичными гени-та-лия-ми."
00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,075 Блин, полный кобзон!
00:10:55,160 --> 00:10:57,913 Какой же крутой подарочек на Рождество заказала моя мамочка!
00:10:58,600 --> 00:11:02,388 Вот и Хэллоуин, так что, собирайтесь все у доков и не забудьте ваши костюмы!
00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:04,710 Где же Кенни? Он говорил, что у него будет самый лучший хэллоуинский костюм!
00:11:06,320 --> 00:11:07,435 А знаете, что у меня есть?
00:11:07,520 --> 00:11:10,592 Надувной резиновый Антонио Бандерас! У вас, пацаны, такого нет!
00:11:10,680 --> 00:11:11,795 А где твой костюм, жиртрест?
00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:14,269 Да нафиг Хэллоуин! У меня уже есть мои рождественские подарочки!
00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:15,713 Через пару деньков я заверну его обратно в упаковку,
00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:17,028 и, когда я открою её на Рождество,
00:11:17,120 --> 00:11:19,076 я буду, типа, такой весь удивлённый, типа: "Ой, мама!"
00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:21,674 "Надувной резиновый Антонио Бандерас в натуральную величину! Какой сюрприз!"
00:11:29,720 --> 00:11:30,500 Привет, Кенни!
00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:32,300 (Пр..вет, пац..ны. Зац..ните-ка м..й чум..вой улёт..ый кост..мчик!)
00:11:32,360 --> 00:11:34,715 Ага, ничего костюмчик, Кенни. И ты думаешь, что можешь с ним выиграть, а?..
00:11:34,800 --> 00:11:36,153 Так, пятиклассники скоро будут тут.
00:11:36,240 --> 00:11:39,437 Давайте доставать бабулю Кайла! Вот будет угар!
00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,190 - Оп-па, проблемка, пацаны! - Чё за проблема?
00:11:42,280 --> 00:11:44,271 - Н-нет Бабули. - Нет Бабули?
00:11:44,360 --> 00:11:46,430 - Н-нет Бабули. - Её здесь нет!
00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:48,795 - Она должна быть тут! - Так, её здесь нет!
00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:49,949 Просто замечательно!
00:11:50,040 --> 00:11:52,031 Ну, спасибо большое, Стен! Ты меня снова подставил!
00:11:52,120 --> 00:11:54,793 Окей, граждане! Я знаю, что вы все хотите поскорее пойти к докам
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,394 в кошмарный уголок привидений, но сначала я должен информировать вас
00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,152 о человеке, или о людях,
00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:00,992 которые выкапывают трупы, чтобы иметь с ними секс.
00:12:01,080 --> 00:12:02,274 Господа!
00:12:02,360 --> 00:12:04,078 Добрый день, леди и джентльмены.
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,355 Человек, который ворует трупы, чтобы иметь с ними секс,
00:12:06,440 --> 00:12:08,351 называется некрофил.
00:12:08,440 --> 00:12:12,035 А чтобы вы все поняли, чего следует ожидать, мой коллега Алан покажет вам рисунок,
00:12:12,120 --> 00:12:15,556 как может выглядеть половой акт с мертвецом.
00:12:16,960 --> 00:12:20,032 Да, мы знаем, что это ужасно. Наверное, будет лучше, если вы не будете на это смотреть.
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:22,315 А теперь Алан продемонстрирует вам,
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,914 как половой акт с трупом может звучать.
00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:34,479 - Простите, но как это нам может помочь? - Ну всё, ребята.
00:12:34,560 --> 00:12:37,279 Теперь вы все можете идти к докам и наслаждаться Хэллоуин-вечеринкой.!
00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:39,555 Неет! Не ходите к докам!
00:12:41,840 --> 00:12:45,913 Я – капитан Блай! Вы, сухопутные крысы, лучше держитесь подальше от доков!
00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:47,797 Иначе вы, чёрт подери, заплатите за это!
00:12:49,000 --> 00:12:50,911 Пушки, огонь!
00:13:00,560 --> 00:13:04,030 Это было первое и последнее предупреждение! Держитесь подальше от доков!
00:13:06,800 --> 00:13:09,633 Я предупреждал вас! Я говорил вам, что это произойдет!
00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:11,915 Если позволять таким группам, как КоРн, являться в город
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:14,116 и устраивать языческий хэллоуинский концерт,
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:15,997 то вам по заслугам и воздастся!
00:13:19,520 --> 00:13:21,556 Суперская репетиция, парни. Мы жгли аццки!
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:24,108 Давайте ещё раз, пока не начнётся шоу!
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,953 Парни, простите, но Хэллоуин-вечеринка отменяется.
00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,075 Отменяется?!
00:13:28,160 --> 00:13:30,833 Вам лучше убраться отсюда. Тут пираты-призраки, и они вас убьют.
00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:33,992 Ну, парни, кажется, пора паковаться.
00:13:34,320 --> 00:13:35,912 Черт возьми! Что же нам теперь делать?!
00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:37,991 О, привет! Вчерашние детишки.
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:41,755 Вау! Это надувной резиновый Антонио Бандерас в натуральную величину?
00:13:47,760 --> 00:13:49,557 - Привет, Кенни! - (Тв..ю ж м..ть!)
00:13:49,640 --> 00:13:51,995 Ну-ка, что случилось? Парни, вы выглядите мрачновато.
00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,071 - Кто-то украл мою мёртвую бабулю. - Что?
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:55,878 Мы её выкопали, чтоб напугать пятиклассников,
00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:57,552 но кто-то потом стащил её труп.
00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,791 Теперь она обречена скитаться по Земле между раем и адом.
00:14:00,880 --> 00:14:02,836 Черт, ненавижу, когда маленькие клоуны плачут!
00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:05,275 Ну, хватит! Что-то странное происходит здесь.
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:06,873 Ваша пропавшая бабуля, должно быть, как-то связана
00:14:06,960 --> 00:14:08,632 с теми бросающими в дрожь пиратами-призраками.
00:14:08,720 --> 00:14:11,837 Они – не пираты-призраки, Джонатан, они – призраки-пираты.
00:14:11,920 --> 00:14:13,956 - Чё? - "Пират-призрак" означает, что пират умер
00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:16,395 и превратился в призрак, а "призрак-пират" – это призрак,
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,516 который принял осознанное решение стать пиратом.
00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:20,272 Нет, Дэвид, тогда бы они были пиратами-призраками,
00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:21,679 потому что они – призраки пиратов.
00:14:21,760 --> 00:14:23,876 Ты не прав, потому что в Колорадо не было пиратов.
00:14:23,960 --> 00:14:26,713 Таким образом, это – скорее всего призраки, которые решили стать пиратами уже позже.
00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:27,994 Но ведь это значит, что они – пираты-призраки!
00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:29,479 Нет, это значит, что они – призраки-пираты!
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:32,028 - Пираты-призраки! - Парни, парни, парни!
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,758 Драка ничего не решит!
00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:37,071 Разве вы не видите, это как раз то, чего эти призраки-пираты хотят добиться?
00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:38,195 Пираты-призраки!
00:14:38,280 --> 00:14:40,157 - Так что, вы нам поможете? - Конечно, мы вам поможем.
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:41,878 Если и есть в мире то, что мы любим делать больше, чем играть музыку,
00:14:41,960 --> 00:14:44,428 так это – разрешать аццкие мистификации.
00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:47,999 Все в порядке?
00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:49,911 Люди воруют трупы, чтобы заняться с ними сексом!
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,592 Пираты-призраки уничтожают город!
00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:53,398 Когда именно всё пошло так плохо?
00:14:53,480 --> 00:14:56,040 Не хотелось бы говорить, но думаю, что отец Макси был прав.
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,792 Это нам за то, что мы празднуем Хэллоуин
00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,711 и что разрешили группе КоРн приехать сюда с концертом.
00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:01,995 Он прав! Ничего плохого никогда не случалось с этим городом
00:15:02,080 --> 00:15:04,150 до того, как эта дьявольская группа КоРн не заявилась сюда!
00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:05,912 Так, мы все должны пойти, найти их
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,877 и изгнать их дьяволопоклоннические задницы из нашего города!
00:15:07,960 --> 00:15:10,349 - Да! Избавимся от них! - Давайте их поймаем!
00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:11,793 Суд Линча!
00:15:13,240 --> 00:15:14,593 Завалить КоРн!
00:15:18,240 --> 00:15:19,992 Так это то место, где ты последний раз видел свою мёртвую бабулю?
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,389 - Точно. - Может, тут действительно водятся пираты-призраки, и они и они забрали её "туда"?
00:15:22,480 --> 00:15:24,948 Ладно, парни, надо разделиться и искать ключи к разгадке.
00:15:25,040 --> 00:15:26,473 - Как нам разделиться? - Я знаю.
00:15:26,560 --> 00:15:28,152 Давайте все, кому нравится преодолевать препятствия
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,276 на своём жизненном пути, пойдут сюда,
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,112 а все остальные, чья ненадежность
00:15:32,200 --> 00:15:34,794 и неуверенность в себе мешает им преодолевать преграды, пойдут туда.
00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:42,312 Вау! Это было несложно.
00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:44,038 Вот их автобус! Вот их автобус!
00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:46,031 Давайте его перевернём!
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,998 Так, граждане, давайте организованно!
00:15:49,080 --> 00:15:51,116 Лучше всего для того, чтобы перевернуть его,
00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:52,997 вы все должны зайти с одной стороны и толкать его сверху!
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:55,548 Дьяволопоклонники!
00:15:55,640 --> 00:15:57,198 Вперёд, они должны быть где-то здесь!
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:59,589 У меня мурашки по коже от этого места.
00:15:59,680 --> 00:16:03,000 Вроде выглядит, как ключ к разгадке. "Пират Лоур из Южного Парка", хм...
00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:06,152 Так, зачем бы пиратам-призракам понадобилась бы книга о пиратах?
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,111 - Опа, чё это было? - Звук шёл отсюда.
00:16:09,200 --> 00:16:11,031 Все будьте рядом!
00:16:12,600 --> 00:16:14,636 О, нет! Я потерял свои очки!
00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:16,551 А как эта мёртвая бабуля выглядела?
00:16:16,640 --> 00:16:19,473 Ну, она вся была, типа, ломкая и хрустящая, и всё такое.
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:22,028 Эй, есть идея! Мы должны поставить аццкий капкан!
00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:23,348 Хорошая идея!
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,759 И на что мы будем ловить кучу пиратов-призраков?
00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:27,354 Для наживки нам нужно что-то, что привлечёт их внимание.
00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:30,193 Я знаю! Твой надувной резиновый Антонио Бандерас!
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,759 О, нет! Это же мой рождественский подарок!
00:16:31,840 --> 00:16:33,876 Если с ним что-то случится, моя мама узнает, что я открыл его заранее!
00:16:33,960 --> 00:16:36,952 Ты чё, пацан! Каждый из нас должен делать своё дело, даже Антонио!
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:40,155 Мои очки должны быть где-то здесь.
00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,355 Это ты, Джонатан?
00:16:41,440 --> 00:16:43,715 Блин, я рад, что ты тут. Я потерял свои очки.
00:16:45,280 --> 00:16:47,919 Эй, ты что, простудился, Джонатан?
00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,638 Да, аццки зачётная песня, чувак!
00:16:49,720 --> 00:16:51,392 Запомни её!
00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:54,870 - Филди, что ты делаешь? - О, я разговаривал с тобой, Джонатан.
00:16:54,960 --> 00:16:56,188 Эй, подожди-ка,
00:16:56,280 --> 00:16:58,555 если ты там, как ты мог быть здесь?
00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:00,631 Только если ты не...
00:17:00,720 --> 00:17:02,711 - Пираты-призраки! - Пираты-призраки!
00:17:03,840 --> 00:17:05,796 Окей. Вот как работает ловушка:
00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,199 когда пираты-призраки зайдут сюда,
00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:09,157 они должны пойти прямо на Антонио Бандераса.
00:17:09,240 --> 00:17:10,832 Как только они наступят на супер скользкий пол,
00:17:10,920 --> 00:17:12,399 они соскользнут прямо в эту угольную тележку,
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:14,869 которая покатится по этой дорожке прямо в соседнюю комнату,
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,518 где на них упадёт рыбацкая сеть.
00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,239 - Вау, круто! - Эй, кто-то идёт!
00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:22,314 Надо спрятаться!
00:17:22,400 --> 00:17:24,311 Эй, это же Антонио Бандерас! Он поможет нам!
00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:26,550 - Мистер Бандерас! - Джонатан, нет!
00:17:32,640 --> 00:17:34,312 Держитесь, братцы!
00:17:35,960 --> 00:17:39,236 Так, КоРн, пора вам убираться из города!
00:17:41,800 --> 00:17:43,756 КоРн посылает своих демонов-приспешников против нас!
00:17:45,520 --> 00:17:46,714 Ладно, парни.
00:17:46,800 --> 00:17:50,156 Похоже, нам пора использовать наши специальные КоРн супер-силы!
00:17:50,240 --> 00:17:51,992 Кукурузные супер-силы КоРн, оживите!
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:57,272 А теперь... КУКУРУЗА!
00:18:12,360 --> 00:18:15,158 Хорошо! Отличная работа, парни!
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:17,993 - Да это не помогло вообще! - Мы знаем. Это просто круто выглядит.
00:18:19,800 --> 00:18:21,279 Ниблет!
00:18:23,480 --> 00:18:24,629 Ниблет!
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:26,233 А чё это за нафиг?
00:18:26,320 --> 00:18:28,072 Ты сделал это, Ниблет! Ты словил их!
00:18:28,160 --> 00:18:31,869 Да. А сейчас давайте посмотрим, кто же такие эти пираты-призраки на самом деле!
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,431 О, думаю, это действительно были пираты-призраки.
00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,193 Так, ладно, КоРн, прекращаем демоническое мошенничество
00:18:37,280 --> 00:18:39,157 и проходим со мной!
00:18:39,240 --> 00:18:41,231 Эй-эй, смотрите, что видит Ниблет!
00:18:42,600 --> 00:18:44,318 - Что за..? - Отец Макси?
00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:46,231 Ну, чего же вы ждёте, Барбрэди?
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,514 Арестуйте эту группу!
00:18:47,600 --> 00:18:49,955 Нет! Арестуйте его!
00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,952 Думаю, эта аццкая мистификация разгадана!
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,949 Ну, должен сказать, я так всего полностью и не понял.
00:18:57,040 --> 00:18:59,315 Это просто. Отец Макси не хотел, чтобы мы праздновали Хэллоуин,
00:18:59,400 --> 00:19:01,516 и решил всех испугать и выгнать из доков.
00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:03,556 Да, а потом с помощью фонарика
00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:06,473 и ватных палочек создал призраков.
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,599 Далее, всё, что ему требовалось – кое-какие звуковые эффекты,
00:19:09,680 --> 00:19:12,513 которые он сделал с помощью этой чашки и куска сыра.
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:16,030 И потом – осталось только сделать корабль-призрак
00:19:16,120 --> 00:19:19,396 из нескольких свечей, зеркала и двух белок.
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:23,070 Отец, зачем Вы пустились во все эти тяжкие?
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,469 Потому, что Хэллоуин – это богохульство!
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:28,597 Я бы сделал всё, что угодно, чтобы остановить этот презренный праздник оккультизма!
00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:31,513 Включая массовые убийства и разрушения по всему Южному Парку?
00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,670 Разве Вы не видите, что, пытаясь остановить Хэллоуин,
00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:35,193 Вы распугали всех к чертям?
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:36,315 Нет.
00:19:36,400 --> 00:19:38,868 Ладно, дружище, объяснишь в участке!
00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:40,188 Что ж, всё это хорошо и чудесно,
00:19:40,280 --> 00:19:42,510 но никак не объясняет, что же произошло с телом моей мамы!
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:44,477 Да! Где Бабуля?
00:19:55,160 --> 00:19:56,275 Вот она!
00:19:57,640 --> 00:19:58,868 Ну, спасибо большое, КоРн!
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,076 Ваши кукурузные КоРн супер-силы действительно проникли в нас!
00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:02,559 Да, мы были неправы относительно вас.
00:20:02,640 --> 00:20:04,358 Сможете ли вы сыграть на нашей хэллоуинской вечеринке?
00:20:04,440 --> 00:20:06,271 Ну, конечно! Чего бы, нафиг, и нет?
00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,634 Отлично!
00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,794 О, нет! Пираты-призраки возвращаются!
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:14,273 - Ниблет! - Ниблет!
00:20:20,060 --> 00:20:21,698 Ну, это была, конечно, ночка со странностями,
00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,930 но я и моя группа многое поняли, и мы надеемся, что вы тоже!
00:20:24,020 --> 00:20:25,533 Вы все воспринимали нас дурными, испорченными людьми,
00:20:25,620 --> 00:20:27,338 хотя, на самом деле, мы – просто обычные ребята.
00:20:27,420 --> 00:20:28,978 А мы все воспринимали пиратов-призраков реальными,
00:20:29,060 --> 00:20:30,652 хотя, на самом деле, это были просто ватные палочки.
00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:31,809 А значит, мораль такова:
00:20:31,900 --> 00:20:34,255 легко воспринять кого-либо кем-нибудь и потом ошибиться.
00:20:34,340 --> 00:20:36,729 Так что, нам надо учиться быть менее восприимчивыми.
00:20:38,580 --> 00:20:41,492 Я со своей группой написали песню об этом, и она звучит примерно так:
00:20:41,580 --> 00:20:43,536 И раз, и два, и..!
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:58,011 <i>Эй, я устал, моё время ушло!</i>
00:20:58,100 --> 00:21:00,660 <i>Но покончить с собой у тебя не прошло...</i>
00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:01,775 - Отпад! - Отпад!
00:21:02,780 --> 00:21:04,691 <i>Сделал так, как сказали...</i>
00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,213 Антонио, нет!
00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:08,256 Ты, сын падшей курицы из потустороннего мира!
00:21:08,340 --> 00:21:09,568 Вернись!
00:21:09,660 --> 00:21:11,935 <i>Прочь, долой из меня!</i>
00:21:14,380 --> 00:21:16,769 И победителем конкурса костюмов становится...
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,294 Венди за её костюм Чубаки!
00:21:19,380 --> 00:21:21,052 Поднимайся сюда, Венди.
00:21:23,060 --> 00:21:24,334 <i>Забивая меня</i>
00:21:24,420 --> 00:21:29,016 <i>Забивая, забивая меня</i>
00:21:29,100 --> 00:21:33,890 <i>В землю с визгом и смехом</i>
00:21:33,980 --> 00:21:38,451 <i>Забивая, забивая меня</i>
00:21:38,540 --> 00:21:40,212 <i>В землю!</i>
00:21:43,750 --> 00:21:45,000 Ч..о за на..иг? Ч..о за, ё.. в..шу м..ть, пр..ходит?

00:00:06,966 --> 00:00:09,218 Arrrrrghhhh!
00:00:10,136 --> 00:00:11,512 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:13,514 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:13,639 --> 00:00:15,182 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:15,307 --> 00:00:17,018 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:17,143 --> 00:00:18,060 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:18,185 --> 00:00:20,062 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:21,897 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,482 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:23,607 --> 00:00:25,026 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:00:25,151 --> 00:00:26,736 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:26,861 --> 00:00:30,156 ♪ [Mumbling] ♪
00:00:30,281 --> 00:00:31,490 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:31,615 --> 00:00:33,576 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:36,454 --> 00:00:38,998 We're here live at the <i>Kozi 102.1 Halloween Haunt</i>
00:00:39,123 --> 00:00:40,249 at the South Park Docks!
00:00:40,374 --> 00:00:41,959 Come on down! We've got a haunted house,
00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:44,128 and everyone is decorating for tomorrow night, Halloween!
00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,546 When the band Korn-- that's right, Korn--
00:00:45,671 --> 00:00:47,048 is going to play live.
00:00:47,173 --> 00:00:48,632 And don't forget to wear a costume tomorrow
00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:50,468 because there's a big first prize!
00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:52,762 Well, here are some kids enjoying the Halloween Haunt now.
00:00:52,887 --> 00:00:56,515 Say boys, what do you think of Kozi FM's Halloween Haunt so far?
00:00:58,768 --> 00:00:59,977 This one time, like 8 months ago,
00:01:00,102 --> 00:01:01,645 I saw two guys kissing in a park.
00:01:01,771 --> 00:01:03,147 And that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen
00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:05,357 until I saw the Kozi FM Halloween Haunt.
00:01:05,483 --> 00:01:07,651 Alright! Well enjoy the spooky docks, kids!
00:01:07,777 --> 00:01:09,653 Hey, you guys, you know what time of year it is?
00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:11,113 Of course, dumbass, it's Halloween.
00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:12,865 That's right!
00:01:12,990 --> 00:01:14,241 And that means only two more months 'til Christmas!
00:01:14,366 --> 00:01:16,243 ♪ You better watch out you better not cry ♪
00:01:16,368 --> 00:01:19,038 Christmas! - ♪ Christmas time means presents for meeee ♪
00:01:19,163 --> 00:01:20,456 Aw, nuts!
00:01:20,581 --> 00:01:21,499 Come on Ned, this ain't a whore house,
00:01:21,624 --> 00:01:22,875 it's a hor-<i>ror</i> house!
00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,043 [all] Aw!
00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:27,088 Hey, Spooky Laboratory, you guys!
00:01:27,213 --> 00:01:28,631 Those things are stupid, Cartman.
00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:29,924 They just stick your hand in cold spaghetti
00:01:30,049 --> 00:01:31,008 and tell you it's intestines and stuff.
00:01:31,133 --> 00:01:32,343 Well, I'm going to Spooky Laboratory.
00:01:32,468 --> 00:01:33,803 ♪ Jingle bells jingle bells ♪
00:01:33,928 --> 00:01:36,555 Welcome to the Spooky Laboratory.
00:01:36,680 --> 00:01:38,432 I'm your guide, Dr. Spookalot.
00:01:38,557 --> 00:01:40,059 Allow me to show you around the lab.
00:01:40,184 --> 00:01:41,435 Cool.
00:01:41,560 --> 00:01:43,104 Here I have a bowl of human eyeballs.
00:01:43,229 --> 00:01:44,939 Ewww!
00:01:45,064 --> 00:01:46,524 And here you can feel the brains.
00:01:46,649 --> 00:01:48,484 Oh, ho! Gross!
00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:51,237 And here you can feel the warm innards of the body.
00:01:51,362 --> 00:01:54,365 Ewww, it feels like cold spaghetti!
00:01:54,490 --> 00:01:56,242 You guys, it feels like cold spaghetti!
00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:58,119 [mumbling]
00:01:58,244 --> 00:01:59,703 Give it up, Kenny, you're not gonna win the costume contest.
00:01:59,829 --> 00:02:01,122 Your costumes always suck.
00:02:01,247 --> 00:02:01,956 Boo!
00:02:02,081 --> 00:02:03,415 [all] Aagghgh!
00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:04,542 Ha ha ha ha!
00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:05,918 We scared you, chickens!
00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:07,837 We weren't scared!
00:02:07,962 --> 00:02:11,257 Well you should be, the pirate ghosts are gonna come get'cha!
00:02:11,382 --> 00:02:12,174 The what?
00:02:12,299 --> 00:02:13,551 Didn't you know?
00:02:13,676 --> 00:02:14,927 There's an old legend in South Park
00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:17,012 that says these docks are haunted by pirate ghosts.
00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:18,472 Nu-uh.
00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:20,182 Yeah-huh,
00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:21,809 they roam these docks with their swords and hooks hands,
00:02:21,934 --> 00:02:24,895 looking for victims to cut up!
00:02:25,020 --> 00:02:25,604 That's just an old legend.
00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:26,897 Rarrrr!
00:02:27,022 --> 00:02:28,399 Aaaghghg!
00:02:28,524 --> 00:02:30,693 Ha ha ha ha, got you again!
00:02:30,818 --> 00:02:32,027 Just wait 'til tomorrow!
00:02:32,153 --> 00:02:33,654 We're gonna scare you kids to death!
00:02:33,779 --> 00:02:35,656 Ha ha ha!
00:02:35,781 --> 00:02:38,284 You guys, my hand totally smells like spaghetti now, smell it!
00:02:38,409 --> 00:02:40,244 I'm sick of those 5th graders scaring us all the time.
00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:41,453 We should come up with a way to scare them!
00:02:41,579 --> 00:02:43,122 Yeah, let's see how they like it!
00:02:43,247 --> 00:02:45,499 Joining me now is Father Maxi from the South Park Church.
00:02:45,624 --> 00:02:47,001 Father, what do you think of all the preparations
00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:48,294 here at the docks?
00:02:48,419 --> 00:02:50,254 Halloween is an abomination of God!
00:02:50,379 --> 00:02:52,173 A celebration of the occult!
00:02:52,298 --> 00:02:54,466 Yeah, and how about Korn playing the big concert tomorrow?
00:02:54,592 --> 00:02:56,135 Pretty exciting, huh?
00:02:56,260 --> 00:02:58,095 Korn is a devil worshipping group that plays violent music!
00:02:58,220 --> 00:02:59,346 If we allow that demon band
00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,432 to play on this most unholy of holidays,
00:03:01,557 --> 00:03:04,018 we may incur the full wrath of evil!
00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:05,728 Alright! We'll see you tomorrow for Halloween,
00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,397 in the meantime, here's a Kozi hit by Barry Manilow.
00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,149 Come on, you guys, think.
00:03:10,274 --> 00:03:11,317 How can we scare the 5th graders?
00:03:11,442 --> 00:03:13,360 It has to be something really scary.
00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:15,070 We could get a big, scary, plastic spider
00:03:15,196 --> 00:03:17,156 and dangle it in front of them on a string...
00:03:17,281 --> 00:03:19,200 ...spooky spider, that's pretty scary.
00:03:19,325 --> 00:03:20,784 That's not scary, fat ass!
00:03:20,910 --> 00:03:21,952 Well come on! We can think of something better
00:03:22,077 --> 00:03:24,079 than stupid pirate ghosts!
00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:30,461 Argggh!
00:03:31,170 --> 00:03:34,298 [spooky psychedelic music playing] Are you sure we're going the right way?
00:03:34,423 --> 00:03:36,508 I don't know, this map doesn't make any sense.
00:03:36,634 --> 00:03:39,803 [laugh track laughter] That's because you've got it upside down, chowder head!
00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:41,722 Oops.
00:03:41,847 --> 00:03:42,806 When are we gonna get to the gig? I'm starving!
00:03:42,932 --> 00:03:44,308 Don't think about it.
00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,559 We'll just keep playing our game... ready?
00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:47,061 I spy with my little eye
00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:48,729 something that begins with the letter "t".
00:03:48,854 --> 00:03:49,438 I know!
00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:50,522 A "t"ree!
00:03:50,648 --> 00:03:51,649 You got it!
00:03:51,774 --> 00:03:53,025 I spy with my little eye
00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,236 something that begins with the letter "r".
00:03:55,361 --> 00:03:56,654 The "r"oad?
00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:58,197 That's it!
00:04:02,326 --> 00:04:03,452 [all in pirate voice] Aarrrggghhh!
00:04:04,662 --> 00:04:06,705 Okay, here's one: I spy with my little eye
00:04:06,830 --> 00:04:08,791 something that begins with the letter "p".
00:04:08,916 --> 00:04:10,251 The letter "p"?
00:04:10,376 --> 00:04:12,002 What the heck starts with the letter "p"?
00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:14,213 P-pirate ghosts!
00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:16,215 [all] Aaaghgh!
00:04:17,967 --> 00:04:18,717 [all] Aaahh!
00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:20,302 [crash]
00:04:25,516 --> 00:04:27,268 Mom! You got the new <i>Duffy's</i> catalogue,
00:04:27,393 --> 00:04:30,854 I'm gonna circle everything I want for Christmas, okay?
00:04:30,980 --> 00:04:33,065 Mom? Okay?
00:04:34,275 --> 00:04:36,110 Okay... let's see...
00:04:36,235 --> 00:04:38,070 I want this...
00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:40,197 and this...
00:04:40,322 --> 00:04:43,993 [doorbell rings] And, let's see... "comes with... "
00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:47,913 [door opening] "Comes with..."
00:04:49,123 --> 00:04:50,749 Eric, your little friends are here.
00:04:50,874 --> 00:04:52,209 Mom! Mom! You wanna see what I want for Christmas?
00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,794 Eric, it's only Halloween.
00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:56,171 That's only 72 shopping days left for <i>you</i>!
00:04:56,297 --> 00:04:57,548 Come on, fat ass, we have to go.
00:04:57,673 --> 00:04:58,257 Hey! Don't call me fat!
00:04:58,299 --> 00:04:59,258 [laughing]
00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:01,302 Mom! Don't laugh!
00:05:01,427 --> 00:05:02,803 I'm sorry, hon.
00:05:02,928 --> 00:05:04,054 I can't go with you guys right now.
00:05:04,179 --> 00:05:04,763 Yes you can, porky.
00:05:04,847 --> 00:05:06,015 [laughing]
00:05:06,056 --> 00:05:07,308 Mom! Seriously!
00:05:07,433 --> 00:05:08,767 Oh, that's not funny, boys.
00:05:08,892 --> 00:05:10,728 Eric isn't fat, he's big boned.
00:05:10,853 --> 00:05:14,023 He must have a huge bone in his ass, then. - [laughing]
00:05:14,148 --> 00:05:15,899 Goddammit, Mom!
00:05:16,025 --> 00:05:17,985 God, I hate you guys.
00:05:18,110 --> 00:05:18,360 Okay, so we figured out how to scare the 5th graders.
00:05:19,153 --> 00:05:19,445 How?
00:05:19,486 --> 00:05:20,696 What's the scariest thing we could get?
00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:21,488 Spooky spider?
00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:23,157 No, a dead body.
00:05:23,282 --> 00:05:24,867 Yeah, fat ass, a dead body.
00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,827 You mean we make something that looks like a dead body?
00:05:26,952 --> 00:05:28,162 We could never make one that looks real enough.
00:05:28,287 --> 00:05:30,331 To be really scary... it would have to be real.
00:05:30,456 --> 00:05:32,291 Yeah, fat ass, it has to be real to be scary.
00:05:32,416 --> 00:05:33,876 So where the hell are we gonna get a dead body?
00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,878 We're gonna dig up Kyle's dead grandma.
00:05:36,003 --> 00:05:37,171 Yeah, fat ass, we're gonna dig up--
00:05:37,296 --> 00:05:39,423 "dig up Kyle's dead grandma"?!
00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:40,966 Dude, she's perfect, she only died like 3 months ago, right?
00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:42,551 Are you insane?!
00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,094 I think that's a sweet idea. - Mph!
00:05:44,219 --> 00:05:46,889 Dude, we're not digging up my grandma, I'll get in trouble!
00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,557 All we have to do is sneak into the graveyard, dig her up,
00:05:48,682 --> 00:05:49,641 scare the 5th graders, and then put her back
00:05:49,767 --> 00:05:51,185 before anybody notices she's gone.
00:05:51,310 --> 00:05:52,519 Naw, let's dig up somebody else.
00:05:52,644 --> 00:05:54,438 Relax, dude, what's the big deal?
00:05:54,563 --> 00:05:55,606 Think about it, if your grandma knew that she could help you,
00:05:55,731 --> 00:05:57,107 even in death, she would want to.
00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:58,525 This is gonna be fun!
00:05:58,650 --> 00:06:01,278 [howling and spooky music]
00:06:01,403 --> 00:06:03,238 [Cartman] ♪ Just hear those sleighbells ring-a-ling ♪
00:06:03,364 --> 00:06:05,199 ♪ Ring ting ting-a-ling too ♪
00:06:05,324 --> 00:06:06,950 ♪ Outside its lovely weather for a sleighride together with you ♪
00:06:07,076 --> 00:06:08,660 ♪ And you and you! ♪
00:06:08,786 --> 00:06:09,828 Cartman, will you stop singing Christmas carols?
00:06:09,953 --> 00:06:12,247 We have to be quiet or else we're gonna get busted!
00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:15,167 This must be it-- "Cleo Broflovski".
00:06:15,292 --> 00:06:17,544 That's my grandma.
00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,129 Well, let's dig her up!
00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:20,297 Wait, I don't know if this is cool.
00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:21,507 Of course it's cool.
00:06:21,632 --> 00:06:22,925 She's gonna be all rotted and scary.
00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:24,301 I don't think my mom would want me doing this.
00:06:24,426 --> 00:06:25,969 "Oh, I don't want to dig up my dead grandma
00:06:26,095 --> 00:06:27,471 "'cause I'm such a goodie-two-shoes!"
00:06:27,596 --> 00:06:28,555 [bang] Ow!
00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,099 You guys, be quiet!
00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:31,433 Now do you wanna get back at the 5th graders or not?
00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:32,518 I don't really care, dude.
00:06:32,643 --> 00:06:34,186 Yes, you do! Now dig!
00:06:34,311 --> 00:06:36,063 ♪ Outside the snow is falling ♪
00:06:36,188 --> 00:06:38,107 ♪ And friends are calling yoo-hoo ♪
00:06:38,232 --> 00:06:42,277 [wolf howling]
00:06:42,403 --> 00:06:43,445 Okay, it's almost open, ready?
00:06:43,570 --> 00:06:45,155 One, two, three!
00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:47,908 Whoa, dude.
00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,660 Oh my God.
00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,162 [crackling]
00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:54,081 Hi, Grandma...
00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:54,748 [woman] Hi Kyle.
00:06:54,873 --> 00:06:56,250 Aagh!
00:06:56,375 --> 00:06:57,459 Have you been a good boy, Kyle?
00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:58,836 Have you been making Grandma proud?
00:06:58,961 --> 00:07:00,129 Dammit, Cartman, that's not funny!
00:07:00,254 --> 00:07:01,213 Yes, it is.
00:07:01,338 --> 00:07:02,798 Heh, I'm sweet.
00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,007 Alright, alright, let's just get this over with
00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:05,092 so we can put her back.
00:07:05,217 --> 00:07:06,427 Okay, grab the sled.
00:07:13,267 --> 00:07:15,769 ♪ Silver bells, silver bells ♪
00:07:15,894 --> 00:07:19,022 ♪ It's Christmas time, you guys... ♪
00:07:19,148 --> 00:07:20,274 Okay, let's just hide her here,
00:07:20,399 --> 00:07:21,483 and tomorrow during the Halloween party,
00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:22,443 we'll come back in our costumes,
00:07:22,568 --> 00:07:23,902 and use her to scare the 5th graders!
00:07:24,027 --> 00:07:25,696 How exactly are we gonna use her to scare them?
00:07:25,821 --> 00:07:27,614 We could shove a stick up her ass and use her like a puppet.
00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:29,700 Rar! Rar! I'm scary grandma!
00:07:29,825 --> 00:07:30,826 Alright, that does it, Cartman!
00:07:30,951 --> 00:07:31,994 That's my grandma!
00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,662 You show some Goddamned respect!
00:07:33,787 --> 00:07:35,789 [man moaning]
00:07:35,914 --> 00:07:36,707 What was that?
00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:37,416 Cartman!
00:07:37,541 --> 00:07:38,375 It wasn't me!
00:07:38,500 --> 00:07:40,294 [moaning and spooky music]
00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:41,253 Dude, not cool, this is scary.
00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:42,546 [crash]
00:07:42,671 --> 00:07:43,672 [all] Aaaghghgh!
00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,674 Hey, like, it's just some kids.
00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,427 Oh, whew! I was really scared there for a second.
00:07:48,552 --> 00:07:49,636 Hey, you're that band, Korn!
00:07:49,761 --> 00:07:51,722 Yeah, I'm Jonathan, and this is Munky,
00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:53,015 David, Fieldy, and Head.
00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:54,850 And over there's our pal, Niblet.
00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,351 Hey, where'd Niblet go?
00:07:56,477 --> 00:07:58,562 Mm-mm, Niblet likes potato chips!
00:07:58,687 --> 00:08:00,105 [all] Niblett!
00:08:00,230 --> 00:08:01,482 Hee-hee.
00:08:01,607 --> 00:08:03,066 What are you guys doing out here?
00:08:03,192 --> 00:08:04,401 We were just driving our van when all of a sudden,
00:08:04,526 --> 00:08:06,737 we were run off the road by some super spooky pirate ghosts.
00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,780 Aw, dude, that was just the 5th graders!
00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:10,741 Yeah, they're trying to scare everybody cuz they're gaywads.
00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:12,409 But don't worry, we're about to go get them back.
00:08:12,534 --> 00:08:14,119 Oh, swell, we're supposed to play here tomorrow.
00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,245 Do you know where the stage is?
00:08:15,370 --> 00:08:16,705 Yeah, dude, its right over there.
00:08:16,830 --> 00:08:18,165 [all] O-Kay!
00:08:18,290 --> 00:08:20,000 Oh hi, we're Korn.
00:08:20,125 --> 00:08:21,919 We're supposed to play the Halloween concert tomorrow.
00:08:22,044 --> 00:08:24,254 I know who you are and what you stand for.
00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:26,840 I think your music and Halloween is an abomination!
00:08:26,965 --> 00:08:28,759 Groovy, could you show us where to set up?
00:08:28,884 --> 00:08:30,886 Alright, let's just set her over here behind these boxes.
00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,638 Shouldn't we hide her better than that?
00:08:32,763 --> 00:08:34,306 Kyle, will you stop worrying? God!
00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:35,724 Now, we'll all meet back here tomorrow with our costumes,
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,267 and then when the Halloween party gets going,
00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:38,477 we'll bust out his dead gram-gram.
00:08:38,602 --> 00:08:39,770 Let's go!
00:08:39,895 --> 00:08:40,479 Wait till you guys see my costume!
00:08:40,604 --> 00:08:41,271 It's gonna be sweet!
00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:43,357 [mumbling]
00:08:43,482 --> 00:08:44,858 Oh come on, Kenny, you never have a sweet costume.
00:08:44,983 --> 00:08:46,276 You're not gonna win the costume contest.
00:08:46,401 --> 00:08:50,572 [mumbling in protest]
00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:53,575 [sniffing]
00:08:57,079 --> 00:08:58,705 Grrr...
00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:04,670 [doorbell rings] Hold on, kids!
00:09:04,795 --> 00:09:05,921 Mrs. Brovlovski?
00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,005 Yes?
00:09:07,130 --> 00:09:08,674 We're from Mt. Peaceful Cemetery.
00:09:08,799 --> 00:09:10,259 Could we have a word with you?
00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,135 Uh, sure, come in.
00:09:14,638 --> 00:09:15,597 What is it?
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:16,890 Mrs. Broflovski,
00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:19,351 somebody has defiled your mother's grave.
00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:20,811 Defiled? How?
00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:23,146 Well, I'm afraid that... somebody dug her up.
00:09:23,272 --> 00:09:24,231 Dug her up?
00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,732 Why?
00:09:25,857 --> 00:09:27,651 Well, the most likely reason is that
00:09:27,776 --> 00:09:29,278 somebody wanted to have sex with her dead body.
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,320 Yup.
00:09:30,362 --> 00:09:31,780 What!
00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,407 We don't want to upset you, but it happens.
00:09:33,532 --> 00:09:36,285 Somebody's probably making love to her corpse as we speak.
00:09:36,410 --> 00:09:39,162 Every vile position, every disrespectful act imaginable.
00:09:39,288 --> 00:09:40,872 Oh dear God!
00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,833 Yes, by now he's probably even removed her eyes
00:09:42,958 --> 00:09:45,085 and made love to the empty sockets, as well.
00:09:45,210 --> 00:09:46,712 Ohh!
00:09:46,837 --> 00:09:47,754 Now, we don't want to upset you, but you should know that
00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,798 your mother's body would be stiff and dry,
00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:51,466 so he would have to have it soaked in warm water
00:09:51,592 --> 00:09:53,176 for several hours before making love to it.
00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:54,636 Ohhhh!
00:09:54,761 --> 00:09:56,179 Yes, and now for the difficult part--
00:09:56,305 --> 00:09:57,723 brace yourself.
00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,516 It is highly possible that he has created new orifices
00:09:59,641 --> 00:10:01,059 in her decomposing flesh,
00:10:01,184 --> 00:10:02,185 leaving her to look something like
00:10:02,311 --> 00:10:04,187 an overloved hunk of Swiss cheese.
00:10:04,313 --> 00:10:05,606 She probably--
00:10:05,731 --> 00:10:06,940 Okay, okay! I get the point!
00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,443 Just tell me what you're gonna do about it!
00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:11,987 <i>Do</i>?
00:10:12,112 --> 00:10:13,655 Oh, we don't <i>do</i> anything, we're just the watchmen.
00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,448 Yeah, I guess maybe you might want to
00:10:14,573 --> 00:10:15,782 call the police, or something.
00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:16,908 Agh!
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:20,370 Now, he probably would make love to the dead body
00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,705 in a cool, dry place,
00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,915 so as to not allow further decomposition...
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,335 [doorbell rings]
00:10:26,460 --> 00:10:28,295 Package delivery for Mrs. Cartman.
00:10:28,420 --> 00:10:29,504 A package?
00:10:29,630 --> 00:10:30,881 Oh, really...
00:10:31,006 --> 00:10:33,175 Well, I think I can sign for that.
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:35,927 Sign he'a, and he'a...and he'a.
00:10:36,053 --> 00:10:37,137 I got a Christmas pres-ent!
00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:38,347 I got a Christmas pres-ent!
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:40,057 Maybe I can see what it is,
00:10:40,182 --> 00:10:42,309 I'll just open one little corner...
00:10:42,434 --> 00:10:44,478 Let's see...
00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:45,896 Aw, screw it, I'll rewrap it later.
00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:47,481 Oh sweet!
00:10:47,606 --> 00:10:50,108 Life-Sized Blow-Up Antonio Banderas Love Doll!
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:53,070 With realistic geni-tal-ia...
00:10:53,195 --> 00:10:54,738 Oh, this kicks ass!
00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:57,991 What a cool Christmas present my mom got!
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,868 It's Halloween day, so come on down to the docks
00:10:59,993 --> 00:11:01,536 and bring your costumes!
00:11:01,662 --> 00:11:03,121 Where's Kenny?
00:11:03,246 --> 00:11:04,498 He said he had the best Halloween costume ever.
00:11:04,623 --> 00:11:05,499 [in a sing-song voice] Nya nya nya nya nya nya!
00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:06,750 Guess wha-hat I got!
00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:08,543 Antonio Banderas Blow-Up Doll!
00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,087 You guys didn't get one!
00:11:10,212 --> 00:11:11,630 Where's your costume, fat ass?
00:11:11,755 --> 00:11:13,590 Screw Halloween, I already got my Christmas present!
00:11:13,715 --> 00:11:14,925 In a few days I'll wrap it back up,
00:11:15,050 --> 00:11:16,301 and then when I open it on Christmas,
00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,595 I'll act all surprised, like, "oh, Mother!
00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:21,431 "Antonio Banderas Life-Sized Blow-Up Doll, what a surprise!"
00:11:21,556 --> 00:11:23,934 [robotic sounds]
00:11:29,106 --> 00:11:30,023 Hey, Kenny.
00:11:30,148 --> 00:11:31,733 [mumbling]
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,235 Nice costume, Kenny.
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,528 You think you're gonna win with <i>that</i>? Ha!
00:11:34,653 --> 00:11:35,612 Alright, the 5th graders are gonna be here soon.
00:11:35,737 --> 00:11:36,697 Let's get Kyle's grandma.
00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:37,906 This is gonna be sweet!
00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,450 Uhh, problem guys.
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:41,243 What's the problem?
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:42,369 No grandma.
00:11:42,494 --> 00:11:43,537 No grandma?!
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:44,496 No grandma.
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:45,914 She's not here!
00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:46,998 She has to be here.
00:11:47,124 --> 00:11:48,417 Well, she's not here!
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:50,085 That's just great!
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,920 Thanks a lot Stan, you're gonna get me busted again!
00:11:52,045 --> 00:11:53,880 Okay, people, I know we all want to get down to the docks
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,298 for the Halloween Haunt,
00:11:55,424 --> 00:11:57,050 but first, we just need to inform you about
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,677 the people or persons out there
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,220 digging up bodies to have sex with them.
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:01,888 Gentlemen?
00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,265 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,892 A person who steals bodies to have sex with them
00:12:06,017 --> 00:12:07,853 is called a "necrophiliac".
00:12:07,978 --> 00:12:09,438 So that you all know what to expect,
00:12:09,563 --> 00:12:11,189 my partner Alan has drawn a sketch
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:14,526 of what having sex with a dead body might look like.
00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:16,361 [all] Ewwwohh!
00:12:16,486 --> 00:12:17,779 Yes, we know it's horrible.
00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,239 It's probably best you not look at it.
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:22,409 Now, Alan will demonstrate what having sex with a dead body
00:12:22,534 --> 00:12:25,287 might sound like.
00:12:25,412 --> 00:12:27,122 [squish squish]
00:12:27,247 --> 00:12:29,207 [squish squish squish]
00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:30,459 [all] Ewwwohh!
00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:31,585 [squish squish]
00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,086 Excuse me, how is this helping?
00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,921 That's it, folks, now we can all go to the docks
00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,798 and enjoy the Halloween Haunt!
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,550 No! Don't go to the docks!
00:12:38,675 --> 00:12:39,968 Arrggh!
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,094 [gasps and screams]
00:12:41,219 --> 00:12:42,721 Arrggh, I'm Captain Blye!
00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:45,390 You landlubbers had better stay away from the docks,
00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:47,309 or else there'll be hell to pay!
00:12:47,434 --> 00:12:48,435 [screaming]
00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,020 Fire the cannons!
00:12:52,063 --> 00:12:53,023 [boom]
00:12:53,148 --> 00:12:54,524 [all] Ahh!
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:56,026 Har har har!
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:57,819 [all screaming]
00:12:57,944 --> 00:12:59,237 Arggggh!
00:12:59,362 --> 00:13:01,364 We won't warn ya again!
00:13:01,490 --> 00:13:02,866 Stay away from our docks!
00:13:02,991 --> 00:13:04,743 [screaming]
00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:07,537 I warned you!
00:13:07,662 --> 00:13:09,164 I told you this would happen!
00:13:09,289 --> 00:13:11,166 When you allow bands like Korn to come to town
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,460 and play your heathenistic Halloween concerts,
00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:15,128 this is what you get!
00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:18,882 [playing rock music]
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:21,259 Great rehearsal, gang, that was really groovy!
00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:23,220 Let's practice one more time before the show starts!
00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:24,638 Uh guys, I'm sorry,
00:13:24,763 --> 00:13:26,348 but the Halloween Haunt's been cancelled.
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:27,641 Cancelled?!
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:28,975 You best clear outta here,
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,477 there's pirate ghosts and they'll kill ya.
00:13:30,602 --> 00:13:32,437 Well, gang, it looks like we have to pack it up.
00:13:32,562 --> 00:13:33,980 [all] Awwww!
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:35,148 Goddammit, now what the hell are we gonna do?
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:37,359 Oh hey, the kids from last night.
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,487 Wow, is that the Antonio Banderas Life-Sized Blow-Up Doll?
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:47,160 [robotic sounds]
00:13:47,285 --> 00:13:47,786 Hey, Kenny.
00:13:47,911 --> 00:13:48,787 [mumbling]
00:13:48,912 --> 00:13:50,038 Say, what's the matter?
00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,540 You kids look kinda glum.
00:13:51,665 --> 00:13:52,666 Somebody took my dead grandma.
00:13:52,791 --> 00:13:54,543 What?
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:55,794 We dug her up because we wanted to scare these 5th graders,
00:13:55,919 --> 00:13:57,045 but then something took her body away.
00:13:57,170 --> 00:13:59,506 Now she's doomed to walk the Earth in limbo!
00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:02,133 Aw, I hate to see little clowns cry.
00:14:02,259 --> 00:14:03,301 Well, that does it!
00:14:03,426 --> 00:14:04,803 Something funny is going on here.
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,054 Your missing grandma must be connected somehow
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:07,848 to those creepy pirate ghosts.
00:14:07,973 --> 00:14:09,599 They're not pirate ghosts, Jonathan,
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,476 they're ghost pirates. - Huh?
00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,353 "Pirate ghost" would suggest that a pirate died
00:14:13,478 --> 00:14:14,521 and became a ghost.
00:14:14,646 --> 00:14:16,189 But "ghost pirate" is a ghost
00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,149 that later made a conscious decision to be a pirate.
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:19,734 No, David, then they are "pirate ghosts",
00:14:19,860 --> 00:14:21,486 because they're the ghosts of pirates.
00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:23,280 You're wrong, because there were no pirates in Colorado.
00:14:23,405 --> 00:14:26,032 So, these must be ghosts that decided to become pirates after the fact.
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,576 But that makes them pirate ghosts!
00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:28,994 No, it makes them ghost pirates!
00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:29,786 Pirate ghosts!
00:14:29,911 --> 00:14:31,538 Guys! Guys! Guys!
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,498 Fighting isn't gonna solve anything!
00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,333 Don't you see, this is exactly what those ghost pirates
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:36,626 want us to do!
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:37,586 Pirate ghosts!
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:38,587 Then, you'll help us?
00:14:38,712 --> 00:14:40,213 Sure we'll help you.
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,423 If there's one thing we like more than playing music,
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:42,841 it's solving a groovy mystery.
00:14:42,966 --> 00:14:44,134 [all] Alright!
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:47,679 Is everybody okay?
00:14:47,804 --> 00:14:49,514 People stealing bodies to have sex with them,
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:50,849 pirate ghosts destroying the town...
00:14:50,974 --> 00:14:52,934 when did everything go so wrong?
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:55,353 I hate to say it, but I think Priest Maxi was right.
00:14:55,478 --> 00:14:57,355 This is what we get for celebrating Halloween
00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,274 and allowing that band Korn to come play.
00:14:59,399 --> 00:15:01,401 He's right! Nothing ever went wrong in this town,
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:03,612 before that evil Korn band showed up!
00:15:03,737 --> 00:15:05,280 Well, I say we go find them
00:15:05,405 --> 00:15:07,240 and kick their devil-worshiping butts out of town!
00:15:07,365 --> 00:15:09,784 [all] Yeah! Let's get 'em!
00:15:09,910 --> 00:15:11,453 Lynch mob!
00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:14,122 [all screaming angrily] Down with Korn!
00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,419 So this is where you last saw your dead grandma?
00:15:19,544 --> 00:15:20,962 Right, maybe there really are pirate ghosts,
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:22,589 and they took her inside!
00:15:22,714 --> 00:15:24,466 Alright, gang! We have to split up and look for clues.
00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:25,884 How should we split up?
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:27,677 I know, let's have everyone who enjoys
00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:29,596 having obstacles in their life which they can overcome go this way,
00:15:29,721 --> 00:15:32,098 and everyone whose insecurities sabotage their potential
00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,309 to overcome those obstacles, go that way.
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,727 [all] O-kay!
00:15:35,852 --> 00:15:39,940 [Kenny's costume makes robotic sounds]
00:15:40,065 --> 00:15:41,316 Wow, that was easy.
00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:43,568 Here's their van! Here's their van!
00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:44,861 Let's flip it over!
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:46,321 Those bastards! - Yeah!
00:15:46,446 --> 00:15:47,989 Okay, people, let's try to stay orderly!
00:15:48,114 --> 00:15:49,532 The best way to do this
00:15:49,658 --> 00:15:52,369 is all get on one side and push it from the top.
00:15:52,494 --> 00:15:54,037 [Mr. Garrison] Devil worshipers!
00:15:54,162 --> 00:15:55,538 [all] Yeah!
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:57,165 C'mon, they gotta be around here somewhere!
00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,124 [Stan] This place gives me the creeps.
00:15:58,249 --> 00:16:00,835 Say, this looks like a clue...
00:16:00,961 --> 00:16:02,545 "Pirate Lore of South Park".
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:05,298 Hm, now why would pirate ghosts need a book on pirates?
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:06,257 [crash]
00:16:06,383 --> 00:16:07,634 W-what was that?
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:08,677 The noise came from in here.
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:11,054 Stay close, everybody.
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,222 [thud]
00:16:12,347 --> 00:16:14,307 Oh no, I lost my glasses!
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,101 What does his dead grandma look like?
00:16:16,226 --> 00:16:19,020 She was all like crunchy and crispy and stuff.
00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:21,314 Hey, I got an idea, we should set a groovy trap!
00:16:21,439 --> 00:16:22,607 Good idea!
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,359 How do we trap a bunch of pirate ghosts?
00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:27,112 We need something that might catch their eye to use as bait.
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,489 I know! Your Antonio Banderas love doll!
00:16:29,614 --> 00:16:30,907 Oh no, this is my Christmas present.
00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,075 If anything happens to it,
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,451 my mom will know I opened it early.
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,412 Come on, kid, we all have to do our part.
00:16:35,537 --> 00:16:36,913 Even Antonio.
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,958 My glasses got to be around here somewhere...
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:41,376 Is that you, Jonathan?
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,211 Boy, am I glad to see you! I lost my glasses.
00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:44,462 Arrrghghhh!
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,214 Hey, you got a cold, Jonathan?
00:16:46,339 --> 00:16:47,757 [laugh-track laughter] arrrrrggghh!
00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,217 Yeah, that's sounds like a groovy song, man.
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:50,593 [laugh track laughter] Remember that one.
00:16:50,719 --> 00:16:52,429 Fieldy, what are you doing?!
00:16:52,554 --> 00:16:53,972 Oh, I was talking to you, Jonathan.
00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:55,640 Hey, wait a minute.
00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:57,892 If you're over there, then how can you be over here?
00:16:58,018 --> 00:17:00,103 Unless you're actually a--
00:17:00,228 --> 00:17:01,730 [Fieldy and Jonathan] p-p-pirate ghost!
00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:03,440 Aarrrrgghh!
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:05,108 Okay, here's how the trap will work:
00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:06,401 when the pirate ghosts walk in,
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,653 they should go right for Antonio Banderas.
00:17:08,778 --> 00:17:10,113 When they hit the super slippery floor,
00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:11,948 they'll slide onto this mining cart,
00:17:12,073 --> 00:17:14,200 which should travel down this path into the next room,
00:17:14,325 --> 00:17:15,785 where the fishnet will fall on them.
00:17:15,910 --> 00:17:16,870 Wow, cool!
00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:18,830 Hey, somebody's coming!
00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:20,832 Aaaaghgh!
00:17:20,957 --> 00:17:22,000 [Stan] We've got to hide!
00:17:22,125 --> 00:17:22,876 Hey, there's Antonio Banderas!
00:17:23,001 --> 00:17:23,877 He'll help us!
00:17:24,002 --> 00:17:24,878 Mr. Banderas--
00:17:25,003 --> 00:17:25,879 Jonathan, no!
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:29,924 [all] Aaahhhh!
00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:30,884 Oh, no!
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:32,302 Aah!
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:33,511 Hold on, guys!
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,764 [crowd screaming]
00:17:35,889 --> 00:17:36,931 Alright, Korn!
00:17:37,057 --> 00:17:38,099 Time for you to get out of town!
00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:39,893 Arrghghh!
00:17:40,018 --> 00:17:41,478 Aaaaaahhhh!
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:43,354 Korn is sending their demon minions upon us!
00:17:43,480 --> 00:17:44,981 [all] Aaaaahhh!!
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,858 Alright, gang!
00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:49,277 Looks like we're gonna have to use our special Korn powers!
00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:51,279 Korn powers vitalize!
00:17:51,404 --> 00:17:52,489 Munky! David!
00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:53,406 Fieldy! Head!
00:17:53,531 --> 00:17:54,115 Jonathan!
00:17:54,240 --> 00:17:56,493 Form of... corn!
00:18:00,747 --> 00:18:01,748 [pop]
00:18:11,549 --> 00:18:14,677 Alright! Great job, gang!
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,054 That didn't help at all!
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,722 We know, it's just cool to do.
00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:18,932 Aarrrgghh!
00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:20,725 Niblet!
00:18:23,144 --> 00:18:24,312 [all] Niblet!
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:25,897 What the hell is that thing?
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,732 You did it, Niblet, you trapped them!
00:18:27,857 --> 00:18:30,527 Yeah, and now let's see who these pirate ghosts really are!
00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,571 Oh, I guess they really were pirate ghosts.
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:36,366 Alright, Korn, you can stop your demonic shenanigans
00:18:36,491 --> 00:18:38,368 and come downtown with me!
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:39,911 He he, look what Niblet sees!
00:18:40,036 --> 00:18:41,287 Ohh!
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:42,622 What the--
00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:44,332 Father Maxi?
00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,542 Well, what are you waiting for, Barbrady?
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:46,668 Arrest that band!
00:18:46,793 --> 00:18:47,627 Oh?
00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:48,753 No, arrest him!
00:18:48,878 --> 00:18:50,171 [all] Huh?
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:52,340 I think I've got this groovy mystery solved!
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,553 Well, I must say, I still don't get this at all.
00:18:56,678 --> 00:18:58,721 It's simple, Priest Maxi didn't want there to be a Halloween,
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:01,015 so he decided to scare everyone away from the docks.
00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,852 Yeah, and then he used this flashlight and some cotton swabs
00:19:03,977 --> 00:19:05,228 to create the ghosts.
00:19:08,022 --> 00:19:09,357 Then all he needed was some sound effects,
00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:11,192 created by this cup and a piece of cheese.
00:19:11,317 --> 00:19:13,069 Aaarrgghh!
00:19:13,194 --> 00:19:15,446 And all he had to do then was create a ghost ship,
00:19:15,572 --> 00:19:18,741 by using some candles, a mirror, and two squirrels.
00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:22,662 Father, why did you go to all this trouble?
00:19:22,787 --> 00:19:25,123 Because Halloween is an abomination of God.
00:19:25,248 --> 00:19:27,959 I would anything to stop this wretched, unholy holiday!
00:19:28,084 --> 00:19:29,460 Including killing people and wreaking havoc
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:31,379 all over South Park?
00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,006 Don't you see that by trying to stop Halloween
00:19:33,131 --> 00:19:34,632 you've scared the hell out of everybody?
00:19:34,757 --> 00:19:36,134 No.
00:19:36,259 --> 00:19:38,428 Okay, buddy, you can explain downtown!
00:19:38,553 --> 00:19:40,096 Well, this is all fine and good,
00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,931 but it doesn't explain what happened to my mother's body.
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:43,391 Yeah, where's Grandma?
00:19:43,516 --> 00:19:46,769 [gagging]
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:48,396 Blehhh!
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,814 [all] Eeewwww!
00:19:49,939 --> 00:19:53,026 [gagging]
00:19:53,151 --> 00:19:54,694 Blehhh!
00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:55,695 There she is!
00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:57,071 [all] Ooohhh!
00:19:57,197 --> 00:19:58,448 Well, thanks a lot, Korn.
00:19:58,573 --> 00:20:00,783 Your Korn powers really came through for us.
00:20:00,909 --> 00:20:02,368 Yes, we were wrong about you.
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,828 Will you please play for our Halloween party?
00:20:03,953 --> 00:20:04,871 Well, sure!
00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:05,830 Why the heck not?
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,373 [all] Alright!
00:20:07,498 --> 00:20:09,209 Aaarrgghh!
00:20:09,334 --> 00:20:10,627 Oh no, the pirate ghosts are back!
00:20:12,086 --> 00:20:13,671 [all] Niblet!
00:20:13,796 --> 00:20:15,548 Uh-oh...
00:20:19,093 --> 00:20:20,970 Well, this sure has been a wacky night.
00:20:21,095 --> 00:20:23,056 But me and the gang learned a lot, and we hope you did, too.
00:20:23,181 --> 00:20:24,849 You all perceived us to be mean, evil people,
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:26,517 but really we're just normal guys.
00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:28,144 And we all perceived pirate ghosts to be real,
00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,729 when actually they were just cotton swabs.
00:20:29,854 --> 00:20:31,606 So I guess the lesson is:
00:20:31,731 --> 00:20:33,483 it's easy to perceive something some way and then be wrong.
00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:35,526 So we all need to learn to be a little less perceptive.
00:20:35,652 --> 00:20:37,528 [all] Yeah...
00:20:37,654 --> 00:20:38,905 The gang and I wrote a song about it
00:20:39,030 --> 00:20:40,907 and it goes a little something like this.
00:20:41,032 --> 00:20:42,533 And a-1 and a-2 and a--
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,077 Booo!!
00:20:44,202 --> 00:20:46,996 [playing heavy rock music]
00:20:52,794 --> 00:20:54,879 ♪ Hey I'm feeling tired ♪
00:20:55,004 --> 00:20:56,798 ♪ My time is gone today... ♪
00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,049 Booo!
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,259 Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:00,760 [all] Sweet!
00:21:00,885 --> 00:21:03,429 ♪ Do what I must say... ♪
00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,390 Antonio, noo!
00:21:05,515 --> 00:21:07,350 You son-of-a-bitch chicken from outer space!
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:08,685 Come back here!
00:21:08,810 --> 00:21:10,436 ♪ Falling away from me ♪
00:21:10,561 --> 00:21:12,855 [guitar solo]
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:15,775 And the winner of the costume contest is...
00:21:15,900 --> 00:21:18,152 Wendy, for her Chewbacca costume!
00:21:18,278 --> 00:21:20,154 Come on up, Wendy.
00:21:20,280 --> 00:21:23,032 [robotic sigh]
00:21:23,157 --> 00:21:26,619 [screaming] ♪ Beating me, beating me down ♪
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:27,912 ♪ Down ♪
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:30,164 ♪ Into the ground ♪
00:21:30,290 --> 00:21:32,500 ♪ Screaming some sound ♪
00:21:32,625 --> 00:21:35,920 ♪ Beating me beating me down ♪
00:21:36,045 --> 00:21:37,297 ♪ Down ♪
00:21:37,422 --> 00:21:39,173 ♪ Into the ground... ♪
00:21:39,299 --> 00:21:41,884 [space ship whooshing]
00:21:43,052 --> 00:21:44,637 [mumbling]

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