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♪ Gonna have

myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces

everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Going down

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave my

woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking

day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting

"howdy neighbor" ♪

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♪ Headed on up

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see if

I can't unwind ♪

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♪ So come on down

to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet some

friends of mine ♪

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Hold still, Ike.

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We have to

get you dressed.

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Where the heck

is Kyle!

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I don't know.

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Come on, Kyle!

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You're gonna be

late for Jew Scouts!

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♪ Hmm hmmm, da daaaa ♪

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Kyle!

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I'm coming, Ma!!

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Go get

the door, Kyle!

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"Get ready",

"answer the door"!

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Jesus Christ,

make up your friggin' mind!

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Oh, hey, Kenny.

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Mph rm rmph rm

rmph rm rmph rm!

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I can't watch the

meteor shower with you, Kenny.

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I have to go to Jewbilee.

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What's that!

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It's what we do in Jew Scouts.

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Usually we just sit around

and make stuff,

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but tonight because

there's a meteor shower

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we're gonna do some big thing

out in the woods.

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It's gonna

suck ass, I'm sure.

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Oh, that's too bad.

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Hey, maybe you can

go with me!

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Then it won't suck so hard!

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Really!

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Mom, can Kenny go

to Jewbilee with me!

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Well, Kyle...Jewbilee

is sort of a...

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...special thing.

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Oh. Kenny isn't special?

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Awww.

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No, no. You're

very special, Kenny.

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It's just that... well,

Jewbilee is for Jewish kids.

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You see, boys, Jew Scouts

is a special group

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that borrows a little bit

from all different

Jewish denominations.

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From the Orthodox Jews,

from the Hasidic Jews

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from the

Northern Italy Cave Jews...

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But you have to believe

the basic tenets of Judaism

to be a scout.

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Kenny'll believe

whatever you want him to.

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Yeah!

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Kyle, the problem is...

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Please, Ma.

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I don't think Kenny has

anywhere else to be tonight.

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Oh alright.

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Just don't let any

of the elders know

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that he isn't

Jewish, okay!

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Woo-hoo!

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Come on, Ike!

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It's time to

go to Squirts!

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Smrphs!

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You have to

be in Squirts

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if you're too young

to be a Jew Scout.

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Don't worry, Kenny, I'll

fill you in on our faith

on the way up there.

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...And then, Kenny,

Abraham's wife bore him

no children,

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She had a handmaid, an Egyptian,

whose name was Hagar.

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And Sarai said

unto Abraham,

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"behold now, the Lord hath

restrained me from bearing,

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I pray thee,

go into my mate."

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Uh-huh...

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Abraham begat Issac,

who the Lord then said to kill,

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but that was just

a little silly trick

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to see if Abraham

would do it.

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Uh-huh.

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No, Ike!

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Ma, Ike keeps taking off

his Squirt uniform!

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Ike, you behave!

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Floor!

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No, Ike!

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Ba-ba ba-ba!

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I don't think Ike wants

to go to Squirts.

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Ike, your brother Kyle

was in Squirts and so was I.

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You have to go

so that someday

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you can be a big,

brave Jew Scout!

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No!

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Tell Ike how much fun

Squirts is, Kyle.

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What, you want

me to lie!

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Yeah, lie.

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Oh.

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Ike, Squirts is

so much fun.

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Oh my God,

what is that!!

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Hey, it's a bear!

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Wow, cool!

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This retreat really is

out of the way, isn't it!

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Welcome to Jewbilee,

you folks find it okay!

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Yeah, actually we saw

a bear a few miles back!

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He was huge!

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Yeah, we spotted him

a few days ago.

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Nothing to worry about, though,

your boys are safe with us!

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I'm sure they are.

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We'll be back to pick you up

after the meteor shower party,

boys.

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Goodbye boys.

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Kyle and Ike,

you be safe.

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And Kenny!

- Mm-hmm!

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Try and act Jewish.

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How do I

do that!

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Come on, Squirt,

we're meeting over here!

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Who are you!

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I'm the Squirt leader.

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I don't want to be

the Squirt leader,

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but I don't have a choice.

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It's the only way

I can earn my Hutzpah badge

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so I gotta spend all night

instructing Squirts!

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You have to

go with him, Ike.

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Ba-ba ba-ba.

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Don't worry, Ike,

Squirts is fun.

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And I'll be right over there

in the next building.

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Ba-ba!

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Come on-nn!!

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Name!

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Kyle Brovlofski.

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Mmnny mnnrmck.

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What!

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Kenny Mcheimerberg.

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Alright, get to

Mashugana Hall,

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the meeting is

already starting!

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What's this!

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This is where

the elders meet.

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Nobody is allowed to go in there

when they're having a meeting.

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I want to

welcome you all.

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Though we each come from a

different sect of Judaism

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on this night of Jewbilee,

we all pray to Moses as one.

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Now let us

introduce ourselves.

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Elder Karn

from the Orthodox Synagogue.

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Elder Harris

from the Hasidic Sect.

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Elder Garth, from

the Synagogue of Anti-Semites.

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I... don't believe

I've heard of

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the Anti-Semetic sect

of Judaism before...

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We're new.

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Okay, Squirts,

the elders have given us

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a very important

task tonight.

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We're all going to make...

Macaroni pictures like this one.

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Using dry macaroni,

paper, and glue.

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How come we have to make

macaroni pictures!

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Because that's

what Squirts do!

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Now shut your pie hole!

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What's your name!

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No!

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How come your head

is looking so...

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funny looking!

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Uh-uh!

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And that's how we'll be

making tonight's craft.

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And so you see, scouts,

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all you need is a bar of soap,

and a dull knife

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and you can make nifty

soap sculptures like these.

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Here's a giraffe.

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And here's a cloud.

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You can all pick up

your bars of soap later on,

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as we will all be making

soap sculptures tonight.

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Now, this year,

we are pleased to announce

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that Jewbilee has grown

to over 100 Jew Scouts

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from all

around the country!

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All new inductees

raise your hands.

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That's you, Kenny,

raise your hand.

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Uh... yes... And what is

your name, young man!

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Junichi.

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Ah, wonderful!

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Uh, uhh...

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Could you run out and grab

some of those candles for us!

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There we go.

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Now, I would like

all the new inductees

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to step forward, please.

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This part kind of

sucks, Kenny.

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But don't screw it up.

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Raise your left hand

and repeat after me:

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"I pledge to be

a Jew Scout."

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I pledge to be a Jew Scout.

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"My honor

wide and true."

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My honor wide and true.

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"I am proud to be

a Jew Scout."

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I am proud to be a Jew Scout

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"Otherwise, I'd

just be a Jew."

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Otherwise, I'd just be a Jew.

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Na-heek kayem.

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Na-heek kayem.

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Na-heek kayem.

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Na-heek kayem.

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Na-heek kayem.

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Mph-mph mrph-mpph.

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Aaaagghghg!!!

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Okay, Squirts, let's see what

you made macaroni pictures of.

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Ichmael!

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Apple!

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Good!

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Matthew!

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Cat.

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Joseph!

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Triangle!

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Okay.

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Ike!

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Ko-ka shan!

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You don't make a macaroni

picture of the Last Supper

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at a Jewish camp!

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What the cheese?!

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Oh my God, it's that bear

they've been talking about!!

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Where'd he go!

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Squirts,

go grab your gear!

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We're gonna go

hunt us a bear!

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Then I'll get my

Hutzpah badge for sure!

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Oh, enough already!

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What has Moses

ever done for us!

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All sects of Judaism

follow the words of Moses!

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Not mine!

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Tonight's meteor shower

is a sign of the new time.

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We should use it

to pray to Hamon

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and enter into a

new millennium of faith.

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Enough, elder!

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You will not speak

the name of Hamon here!

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All you ever do

is worship Moses!

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But it says in the

Book of Centuries

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that Hamon will

one day lead the Jews.

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We pray to

Moses here, elder.

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If you guys love Moses so much

why don't you marry him!

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We accept all denominations of

Judaism here at scouts, elder,

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but your Synagogue of

Anti-Semites is too strange.

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Get out and

do not return!

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You are no longer

welcome here!

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Fine!

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Jewbilee is

the time of Hamon!

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You will all see

how wrong you are very soon,

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when Hamon returns from the

ninth tower of deaf illusionment

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and smotes Moses and all his

followers into pillars of dust

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that would cry for their

petty lives, but can't,

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having recently been

turned into dust and all.

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You will see,

you will see this very night!

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Hel-lo.

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C'mon, Kenny.

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You have to get

in the circle.

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What are we doing!

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This is where we all

stand in a circle

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and pray to Moses for

guidance during Jewbilee.

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I think it's stupid!

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It is not stupid, Kenny!

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This is my faith and you

shouldn't make fun of it!

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Alright, Jew Scouts.

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The meteor shower

will start soon.

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Let us pray to Moses

for guidance.

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Moses... great leader.

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On this blessed

night of Jewbilee,

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we ask for your tutelage.

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May the teachings of Moses

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fill our ears and

our hearts, respectively.

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Ohmmmmm...

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Ohmmmmmm...

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Stupid assholes!

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Moses ain't gonna

teach them anything.

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Do not fear, Hamon,

this night shall be yours.

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And the Anti-Semetic Jews

will once again rule the earth!

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♪ We are Squirts

we are Squirts ♪

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♪ We're so kosher

that it hurts ♪

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♪ When we get older

we will be scouts ♪

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♪ But until then

we are Squirts ♪

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There he is, Squirts!

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Okay Squirts,

remember the plan:

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immobilize and attack.

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Matthew, you immobilize

the bear with the net,

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then echo team run up

and attack it with your

Squirtknives.

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Don't get too close now,

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just close enough

to throw the net

on the stupid bear.

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Now!!

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Oh, Frank!

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Nooo!

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Oh no!

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Oh God!

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Oh, the bear

took a Squirt!

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Oh, I'm gonna

get it now!!

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Ohmmmm...

Ohmmmm...

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Mprh mm mrph mrmmp!

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Shh! Shut up, Kenny!

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What the mphhh is that!

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That's Moses, stupid!

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Great Moses, we,

your most loyal followers,

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want to thank you

a lot for coming.

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The hour of Jewbilee is near.

00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,932

Let all debts be forgiven

and all slaves freed.

00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:43,393

Mwaaaaaaa...

00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,270

Mwaaa...

Mwaaa...

00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,272

Alright scouts,

let's all show Moses

00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:50,942

our soap sculptures so that he

may rejoice and be pleased.

00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,412

It's a duck.

00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,416

"And it was foretold

that the spirit of Moses

00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:10,128

"would finally rest, when his

spirit was imprisoned by Hamon

00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,923

in a conch shell

of blind faith..."

00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,509

A conch shell...

Like this one!

00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,806

Moses, the Squirts have made you

tidings of macaroni pictures...

00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,599

They should be here

any second...

00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,351

Where the hell

are the Squirts?

00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,187

We need those macaroni pictures

for Moses, right now!

00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:37,072

Now, we'll just see how

Mr. Bear likes rat poison...

00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:40,033

That oughta be enough

to kill a stupid bear!

00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,244

Okay, raise the tray!

00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,163

Hutzpah badge here I come!

00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:47,833

Yikes!

00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:52,045

Okay, here he comes.

Easy now... easy Squirts.

00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,174

Okay, Squirt!

Lower the tray!

00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,678

That's it... That's it you

Goddamn stupid bear-face...

00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,973

Agh!

00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,057

Ahhhh!

00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,810

Jesus, hell,

he got another Squirt!

00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,186

Mommy!

00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,813

You think

you can stop me

00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,982

from getting my Hutzpah badge,

you stupid bear?!

00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,984

Think again!

00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,738

♪ Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya ♪

00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:20,449

♪ Oh Lord, kumbaya... ♪♪

00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,325

Great and honorable Moses

00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,953

what do desire from us,

your children!

00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,788

I desire...

00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:33,211

I desire

macaroni pictures.

00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:36,965

Yes, yes. The macaroni pictures

are coming right away.

00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,302

Uh, anything else you want from us,

oh, great leader of the people!

00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:45,265

I desire...

popcorn necklaces.

00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,808

You heard him!

00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,769

Get to making

popcorn necklaces, right away!

00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:51,313

All you need is some popcorn

and a needle and thread!

00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,029

Hold!

00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,950

There is...

an impurity...

00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,495

Oh no, he's

on to me, Hamon!

00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,748

An impurity, Moses!?

00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,834

This child here

is not Kosher.

00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:13,919

Uh-oh.

00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,466

What are we

gonna do!!

00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,218

Don't worry,

I know what to do.

00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,720

Scout Brovlofski,

have you defiled Jew Scouts

00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,889

by bringing a non-Hebrew

to Jewbilee?

00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,475

Elder, it's

not my fault.

00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,726

He told me

he was Jewish.

00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:30,852

What!

00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,151

A non-Jew has

infiltrated Jew Scouts

00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,736

and looked upon

the face of Moses.

00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,571

He must be dealt with.

00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,198

Mph rmph rm rmph rm rmph rm!

00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,408

You are banished

from here.

00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,744

You must leave, before the

Great Eating of Carrot Cake.

00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:48,620

What!

00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:49,704

He doesn't

get cake!

00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,414

No cake for the impurity.

00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,959

Go now, you do not

belong here.

00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,056

Aaagghgh!

00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,724

Eem batu

kom da-veed!

00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,810

Da-veed hakem

bar laka shtood.

00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,186

Elder!

What are you doing!

00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,188

Shtood valak shtood

inka inka broost!

00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,815

He is reading from

the Book of Hamon!

00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,775

Into the

conch shell, Moses!

00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,027

Hellllllppp!

00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,284

And there you shall stay,

trapped for all eternity!

00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,160

Elder!

What have you done!!

00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,580

I told you. The meteor shower

is the time of Hamon!

00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,540

I am running

Jewbilee now!

00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,166

Release Moses now!

00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,752

I don't think so...

00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:40,755

When do we

get to eat

carrot cake!

00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,340

Now, all of you

into that building

00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,633

or I'll shoot you

where you stand!

00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,135

Elder, you cannot mean--

00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,803

Move!

00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,151

Now! Now, Hamon!

Your time has come!

00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,069

Dude, what the hell

is going on!

00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,572

If he summons Hamon,

we will all be destroyed.

00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,157

Oh no!

00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,117

♪ We are Jew Squirts

we know Jew words ♪

00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:09,951

♪ Schtick schtick ♪

00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:10,744

♪ Shmadda shmadda ♪

00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:11,786

♪ Schtick schtick ♪

00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:12,370

♪ Shmadda shmadda ♪

00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,997

Hold it, Squirts!

00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,248

This is where

we'll set our trap!

00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,541

Everyone remember

your squadron.

00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,585

Alpha-5 and Gamma-7

will be on recon team.

00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,295

Alpha will

take left flank

00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,130

and flush the bear

out of Sector-3.

00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,798

Once we're in position,

00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,217

I want constant contact

between all squad leaders.

00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,219

We'll flush him out and

then attack him!

00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,180

Ahhh!

- Remember, this is only a bear.

00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,598

All we have to do

is stick together,

00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,183

and we can spend

the rest of the night

00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:34,976

making bear sandwiches!

00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,438

Where is Ichmael!

00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,356

No!

00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:40,899

Goddamnit!

00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,901

You stupid Goddamn

son-a-of-bear!

00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,986

You've taken your last Squirt,

you hear me!

00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,906

"And the ancient one

looked upon Hamon

00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,866

"as the new leader

of the people.

00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:53,453

And it was the night that

stars flew around in the sky..."

00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,664

Yes, yes!

00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,082

If he summons Hamon,

00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,167

it will be the end

of everything we hold dear.

00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,335

I wanna go home.

00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:06,549

Mlp!

00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,014

Mlp!!

00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:16,101

Sh-mmm-t!

00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,604

That bear thinks

he can outsmart me!

00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,940

Well, I'm not gonna let

a stupid bear get--

00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,192

Hold, look over there!

00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,945

It's one of the Squirts

the bear took!

00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,530

Maybe he's okay!

00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,625

It's a trap!

00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,883

Damn!

Damn damn damn!

00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,511

Okay, bear,

that does it!

00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,138

You want to kill

all the Squirts!

00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:54,139

You can have 'em!

00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,640

I give up!

00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,143

I don't need my Hutzpah badge,

or Jew Scouts

00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,936

or any of this crap!

00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,771

Forget it!!

00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,106

Let the new tide turn!

00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,941

Let Hamon rule his people

once again!

00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,067

No!

00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,820

We await

your return, Hamon!

00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,739

Your passage

is safe from enemies!

00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,907

Arhhh!

00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,327

It's hopeless.

00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,997

Hamon will be summoned, and we

will be forced to obey him...

00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,123

or die.

00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,542

I'm fine with obeying.

00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,169

Yeah, obeying should

work out swell.

00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,712

Don't worry you guys,

he forgot about Kenny.

00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:26,337

Kenny will help us.

00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:27,464

How!

00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,298

Kenny will find a way.

00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,133

Rmpppphh!!

00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,178

Mphh!

00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,599

Hey, welcome to the party!

00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,226

See this

little bear cub!

00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,145

It's his birthday!

00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,646

Yeah, so his mommy brought us

all over to play with him!

00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,108

Aww...

00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,696

Mprhm, mrm mrph rmph!

00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,657

Mrphm rmphm rmh rmhprm!!

00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,494

They are!

Uh-oh!

00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:00,038

Mprph rm mprhm mrph,

rmph rm rmphm rpmh!!!

00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,415

Come on, Squirts,

we have to help them!

00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,416

Yeah!

00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:15,637

Elder Schwartz,

I lost the Squirts...

00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,348

I lost all the Squirts...

00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,475

But screw you!

00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,811

I don't need your

Hutzpah badge anyway!

00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,145

Hello!?

00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,230

Schlomo, get us

out of here!

00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,815

What the cheese?!

00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,650

What are you guys

doing in there!

00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,860

Get the keys and

unlock the door!

00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,028

What!

00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,696

Get the keys and

unlock the door!

00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,866

I lost the Squirts.

00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:38,618

Look out!

00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:39,786

Huh!

00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:40,912

Don't move!

00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,330

Oh jiminy gravy,

what is this!!

00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,040

It is the summoning

of Hamon, fool.

00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,667

The wakening

of a new kingdom.

00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,503

You can't awake Hamon,

what would Moses say?

00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,004

Moses is trapped

for all eternity

00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,965

in the Conch

of Blind Faith.

00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,301

Oh no, you don't!

00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,429

Owwwwww!

00:18:58,555 --> 00:18:59,764

Enough of this

waste of time!

00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,853

Hamon, the great summoning

is done!

00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,522

Upon these words

let your spirit come!

00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,149

Ayneck, holst...

00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,066

It is lost...

00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,026

Na-yak, ka-reem!

00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,319

Woo-hoo!

00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:14,988

Hey! Give that back!

00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,866

It's the Squirts!

- Go, Ike!

00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,201

Unlock the door, Squirts,

the keys are up there!

00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,536

They'll never reach!

00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,580

Squirts, fall in,

Chinese formation!

00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:24,789

Hup!

Hup!

Hup!

00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:25,623

Hup! Hup! Hup!

00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:26,833

Give me that book!

00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,669

Hamon will deal with you!

00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:30,712

Hup! Hup! Hup!

00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,762

Oh no,

it's too late!

00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,056

Gramack, shtoood!

00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:54,944

What is that!

00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:55,987

It is Hamon.

00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:56,946

Yes!!

00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,406

Yes!!!

00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,705

Free! Free to punish

those that imprisoned me!

00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,207

Hamon, it's me, Garth!

00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,082

I freed you!

00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,500

Look!

00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,171

Mphh hmmmp rppp!

00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,173

Kenny, noooooo!

00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,346

Moses!

00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,181

Nooooo!!

00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,350

No! Noooooo!!

00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,610

Moses...

I--

00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,238

I apologize for

any inconvenience.

00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:39,989

You see I was just, uh--

00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,616

Die!

00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,661

Arrrghhh!

00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:47,622

Hooray!

00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,374

Kenny!

00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,961

That blow to his head

must have killed him.

00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:57,006

He saved us,

he saved all the Jews.

00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,133

Y'know, I think we all

learned something today...

00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,386

It's fine to have your own

beliefs and your own traditions,

00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,429

but as soon as you start

excluding people from your ways,

00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,723

only because of their race,

you become separatist.

00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,600

And being a separatist

sucks ass.

00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:10,103

We've learned a lot from you

and your great friend, Kenny.

00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:12,897

Every year we shall gather here

in this special place

00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,024

and bring Kenny tidings

of soap sculptures

00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,150

and macaroni pictures.

00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,652

Yes!

00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,736

And those little

shaker things

00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:21,030

where you put beans

inside of paper plates

00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,282

that are glued together.

00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,574

Paper plate

bean shakers!

00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,785

And let us put

patterns of glue

00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,870

on the outside

of those paper plates

00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,497

so that we can

then pour glitter on them

00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,957

so they look

nice and sparkly.

00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:32,917

You heard him, scouts,

let's get to work!

00:00:11,637 --> 00:00:13,556

♪ Gonna have

myself a time ♪

00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:15,391

♪ Friendly faces

everywhere ♪

00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:17,059

♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

00:00:17,184 --> 00:00:18,394

♪ Going down

to South Park ♪

00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,354

♪ Gonna leave my

woes behind ♪

00:00:20,479 --> 00:00:21,939

♪ Ample parking

day or night ♪

00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:23,607

♪ People spouting

"howdy neighbor" ♪

00:00:23,733 --> 00:00:25,067

♪ Headed on up

to South Park ♪

00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:26,902

♪ Gonna see if

I can't unwind ♪

00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:30,239

♪ [Mumbling] ♪

00:00:30,364 --> 00:00:31,741

♪ So come on down

to South Park ♪

00:00:31,866 --> 00:00:33,409

♪ And meet some

friends of mine ♪

00:00:35,619 --> 00:00:36,704

Hold still, Ike.

00:00:36,829 --> 00:00:37,955

We have to

get you dressed.

00:00:38,080 --> 00:00:39,457

Where the heck

is Kyle!

00:00:39,582 --> 00:00:40,374

I don't know.

00:00:40,499 --> 00:00:41,542

Come on, Kyle!

00:00:41,667 --> 00:00:43,753

You're gonna be

late for Jew Scouts!

00:00:43,878 --> 00:00:45,880

[humming]

♪ Hmm hmmm, da daaaa ♪

00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:46,839

Kyle!

00:00:46,964 --> 00:00:47,798

I'm coming, Ma!!

00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:48,674

[doorbell]

00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:50,009

Go get

the door, Kyle!

00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:51,635

"Get ready",

"answer the door"!

00:00:51,761 --> 00:00:56,015

Jesus Christ,

make up your friggin' mind!

00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,475

Oh, hey, Kenny.

00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,185

Mph rm rmph rm

rmph rm rmph rm!

00:00:59,310 --> 00:01:00,603

I can't watch the

meteor shower with you, Kenny.

00:01:00,728 --> 00:01:01,812

I have to go to Jewbilee.

00:01:01,937 --> 00:01:02,855

[mumbling]

What's that!

00:01:02,980 --> 00:01:04,273

It's what we do in Jew Scouts.

00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:05,691

Usually we just sit around

and make stuff,

00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:06,859

but tonight because

there's a meteor shower

00:01:06,984 --> 00:01:08,486

we're gonna do some big thing

out in the woods.

00:01:08,611 --> 00:01:09,653

It's gonna

suck ass, I'm sure.

00:01:09,779 --> 00:01:11,447

[mumbles]

Oh, that's too bad.

00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:12,782

Hey, maybe you can

go with me!

00:01:12,907 --> 00:01:14,075

Then it won't suck so hard!

00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,576

Really!

00:01:15,701 --> 00:01:17,161

Mom, can Kenny go

to Jewbilee with me!

00:01:17,286 --> 00:01:20,122

Well, Kyle...Jewbilee

is sort of a...

00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:21,582

...special thing.

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Oh. Kenny isn't special?

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Awww.

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No, no. You're

very special, Kenny.

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It's just that... well,

Jewbilee is for Jewish kids.

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You see, boys, Jew Scouts

is a special group

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that borrows a little bit

from all different

Jewish denominations.

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From the Orthodox Jews,

from the Hasidic Jews

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from the

Northern Italy Cave Jews...

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But you have to believe

the basic tenets of Judaism

to be a scout.

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Kenny'll believe

whatever you want him to.

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Yeah!

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Kyle, the problem is...

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Please, Ma.

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I don't think Kenny has

anywhere else to be tonight.

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Oh alright.

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Just don't let any

of the elders know

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that he isn't

Jewish, okay!

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Woo-hoo!

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Come on, Ike!

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It's time to

go to Squirts!

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Smrphs!

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You have to

be in Squirts

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if you're too young

to be a Jew Scout.

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Don't worry, Kenny, I'll

fill you in on our faith

on the way up there.

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...And then, Kenny,

Abraham's wife bore him

no children,

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She had a handmaid, an Egyptian,

whose name was Hagar.

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And Sarai said

unto Abraham,

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"behold now, the Lord hath

restrained me from bearing,

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I pray thee,

go into my mate."

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Uh-huh...

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Abraham begat Issac,

who the Lord then said to kill,

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but that was just

a little silly trick

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to see if Abraham

would do it.

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Uh-huh.

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[baby talk]

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No, Ike!

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Ma, Ike keeps taking off

his Squirt uniform!

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Ike, you behave!

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Floor!

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No, Ike!

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Ba-ba ba-ba!

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I don't think Ike wants

to go to Squirts.

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Ike, your brother Kyle

was in Squirts and so was I.

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You have to go

so that someday

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you can be a big,

brave Jew Scout!

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No!

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Tell Ike how much fun

Squirts is, Kyle.

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What, you want

me to lie!

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Yeah, lie.

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Oh.

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Ike, Squirts is

so much fun.

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Oh my God,

what is that!!

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Hey, it's a bear!

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[growl]

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Wow, cool!

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This retreat really is

out of the way, isn't it!

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Welcome to Jewbilee,

you folks find it okay!

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Yeah, actually we saw

a bear a few miles back!

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He was huge!

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Yeah, we spotted him

a few days ago.

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Nothing to worry about, though,

your boys are safe with us!

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I'm sure they are.

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We'll be back to pick you up

after the meteor shower party,

boys.

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Goodbye boys.

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Kyle and Ike,

you be safe.

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And Kenny!

- Mm-hmm!

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Try and act Jewish.

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How do I

do that!

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[with braces lisp]

Come on, Squirt,

we're meeting over here!

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Who are you!

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I'm the Squirt leader.

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I don't want to be

the Squirt leader,

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but I don't have a choice.

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It's the only way

I can earn my Hutzpah badge

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so I gotta spend all night

instructing Squirts!

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You have to

go with him, Ike.

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Ba-ba ba-ba.

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Don't worry, Ike,

Squirts is fun.

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And I'll be right over there

in the next building.

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Ba-ba!

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[whining]

Come on-nn!!

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Name!

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Kyle Brovlofski.

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[mumbling]

Mmnny mnnrmck.

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What!

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Kenny Mcheimerberg.

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Alright, get to

Mashugana Hall,

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the meeting is

already starting!

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What's this!

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This is where

the elders meet.

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Nobody is allowed to go in there

when they're having a meeting.

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[speaking in Hebrew]

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I want to

welcome you all.

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Though we each come from a

different sect of Judaism

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on this night of Jewbilee,

we all pray to Moses as one.

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[in Hebrew]

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Now let us

introduce ourselves.

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Elder Karn

from the Orthodox Synagogue.

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Elder Harris

from the Hasidic Sect.

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Elder Garth, from

the Synagogue of Anti-Semites.

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I... don't believe

I've heard of

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the Anti-Semetic sect

of Judaism before...

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We're new.

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Okay, Squirts,

the elders have given us

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a very important

task tonight.

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We're all going to make...

Macaroni pictures like this one.

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Using dry macaroni,

paper, and glue.

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How come we have to make

macaroni pictures!

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Because that's

what Squirts do!

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Now shut your pie hole!

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What's your name!

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No!

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How come your head

is looking so...

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funny looking!

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Uh-uh!

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And that's how we'll be

making tonight's craft.

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And so you see, scouts,

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all you need is a bar of soap,

and a dull knife

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and you can make nifty

soap sculptures like these.

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Here's a giraffe.

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And here's a cloud.

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You can all pick up

your bars of soap later on,

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as we will all be making

soap sculptures tonight.

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Now, this year,

we are pleased to announce

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that Jewbilee has grown

to over 100 Jew Scouts

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from all

around the country!

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All new inductees

raise your hands.

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That's you, Kenny,

raise your hand.

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Uh... yes... And what is

your name, young man!

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Junichi.

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Ah, wonderful!

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Uh, uhh...

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Could you run out and grab

some of those candles for us!

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There we go.

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Now, I would like

all the new inductees

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to step forward, please.

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This part kind of

sucks, Kenny.

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But don't screw it up.

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Raise your left hand

and repeat after me:

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"I pledge to be

a Jew Scout."

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I pledge to be a Jew Scout.

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"My honor

wide and true."

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My honor wide and true.

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"I am proud to be

a Jew Scout."

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I am proud to be a Jew Scout

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"Otherwise, I'd

just be a Jew."

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Otherwise, I'd just be a Jew.

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Na-heek kayem.

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Na-heek kayem.

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[bwong]

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Na-heek kayem.

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Na-heek kayem.

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[bwonnnggg]

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[crying]

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Na-heek kayem.

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Mph-mph mrph-mpph.

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[bwong]

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[snickering]

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[bwong bwong bwong]

Aaaagghghg!!!

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Okay, Squirts, let's see what

you made macaroni pictures of.

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Ichmael!

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Apple!

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Good!

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Matthew!

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Cat.

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Joseph!

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Triangle!

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Okay.

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Ike!

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Ko-ka shan!

00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,299

[gasp]

00:07:04,425 --> 00:07:06,885

You don't make a macaroni

picture of the Last Supper

00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,053

at a Jewish camp!

00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,556

[crash and growling]

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What the cheese?!

00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:16,520

Oh my God, it's that bear

they've been talking about!!

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Where'd he go!

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Squirts,

go grab your gear!

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We're gonna go

hunt us a bear!

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Then I'll get my

Hutzpah badge for sure!

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[in Hebrew]

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Oh, enough already!

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What has Moses

ever done for us!

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All sects of Judaism

follow the words of Moses!

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Not mine!

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Tonight's meteor shower

is a sign of the new time.

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We should use it

to pray to Hamon

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and enter into a

new millennium of faith.

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Enough, elder!

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You will not speak

the name of Hamon here!

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All you ever do

is worship Moses!

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But it says in the

Book of Centuries

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that Hamon will

one day lead the Jews.

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We pray to

Moses here, elder.

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If you guys love Moses so much

why don't you marry him!

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We accept all denominations of

Judaism here at scouts, elder,

00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:08,363

but your Synagogue of

Anti-Semites is too strange.

00:08:08,489 --> 00:08:10,282

Get out and

do not return!

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You are no longer

welcome here!

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Fine!

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Jewbilee is

the time of Hamon!

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You will all see

how wrong you are very soon,

00:08:17,164 --> 00:08:19,791

when Hamon returns from the

ninth tower of deaf illusionment

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and smotes Moses and all his

followers into pillars of dust

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that would cry for their

petty lives, but can't,

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having recently been

turned into dust and all.

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You will see,

you will see this very night!

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Hel-lo.

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C'mon, Kenny.

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You have to get

in the circle.

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[mumbling]

What are we doing!

00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:42,731

This is where we all

stand in a circle

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and pray to Moses for

guidance during Jewbilee.

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[laughing]

I think it's stupid!

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It is not stupid, Kenny!

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This is my faith and you

shouldn't make fun of it!

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Alright, Jew Scouts.

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The meteor shower

will start soon.

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Let us pray to Moses

for guidance.

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Moses... great leader.

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On this blessed

night of Jewbilee,

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we ask for your tutelage.

00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:02,668

[all together]

May the teachings of Moses

00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:05,712

fill our ears and

our hearts, respectively.

00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:07,714

Ohmmmmm...

00:09:08,674 --> 00:09:11,385

[all]

Ohmmmmmm...

00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:15,514

Stupid assholes!

00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,432

Moses ain't gonna

teach them anything.

00:09:17,558 --> 00:09:20,561

Do not fear, Hamon,

this night shall be yours.

00:09:20,686 --> 00:09:23,355

And the Anti-Semetic Jews

will once again rule the earth!

00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,690

♪ We are Squirts

we are Squirts ♪

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♪ We're so kosher

that it hurts ♪

00:09:26,233 --> 00:09:27,276

♪ When we get older

we will be scouts ♪

00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:28,610

♪ But until then

we are Squirts ♪

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[gasp]

00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:32,030

There he is, Squirts!

00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,282

[sniff sniff]

00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,366

Okay Squirts,

remember the plan:

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immobilize and attack.

00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:38,203

Matthew, you immobilize

the bear with the net,

00:09:38,328 --> 00:09:40,872

then echo team run up

and attack it with your

Squirtknives.

00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:43,000

Don't get too close now,

00:09:43,125 --> 00:09:45,252

just close enough

to throw the net

on the stupid bear.

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Now!!

00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:51,967

[growl]

00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,554

Oh, Frank!

00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,139

[roar]

Nooo!

00:09:57,764 --> 00:09:58,765

[whining]

Oh no!

00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,309

Oh God!

00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:03,228

Oh, the bear

took a Squirt!

00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,022

Oh, I'm gonna

get it now!!

00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,316

Ohmmmm...

Ohmmmm...

00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,278

[rumbling]

00:10:11,403 --> 00:10:12,404

Mprh mm mrph mrmmp!

00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,364

Shh! Shut up, Kenny!

00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:26,960

What the mphhh is that!

00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:28,587

That's Moses, stupid!

00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:34,217

Great Moses, we,

your most loyal followers,

00:10:34,343 --> 00:10:35,761

want to thank you

a lot for coming.

00:10:35,886 --> 00:10:38,013

[phase-shifting voice]

The hour of Jewbilee is near.

00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:40,932

Let all debts be forgiven

and all slaves freed.

00:10:41,058 --> 00:10:43,393

Mwaaaaaaa...

00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,270

Mwaaa...

Mwaaa...

00:10:45,395 --> 00:10:47,272

Alright scouts,

let's all show Moses

00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:50,942

our soap sculptures so that he

may rejoice and be pleased.

00:11:01,495 --> 00:11:02,412

It's a duck.

00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,416

"And it was foretold

that the spirit of Moses

00:11:06,541 --> 00:11:10,128

"would finally rest, when his

spirit was imprisoned by Hamon

00:11:10,253 --> 00:11:12,923

in a conch shell

of blind faith..."

00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:15,509

A conch shell...

Like this one!

00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:20,806

Moses, the Squirts have made you

tidings of macaroni pictures...

00:11:20,931 --> 00:11:22,599

They should be here

any second...

00:11:22,724 --> 00:11:24,351

Where the hell

are the Squirts?

00:11:24,476 --> 00:11:27,187

We need those macaroni pictures

for Moses, right now!

00:11:34,069 --> 00:11:37,072

Now, we'll just see how

Mr. Bear likes rat poison...

00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:40,033

That oughta be enough

to kill a stupid bear!

00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:42,244

Okay, raise the tray!

00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,163

Hutzpah badge here I come!

00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:46,581

[growl]

00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:47,833

Yikes!

00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:52,045

Okay, here he comes.

Easy now... easy Squirts.

00:11:52,170 --> 00:11:53,964

[sniff sniff]

00:11:54,089 --> 00:11:56,174

Okay, Squirt!

Lower the tray!

00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:59,678

That's it... That's it you

Goddamn stupid bear-face...

00:12:01,471 --> 00:12:02,973

Agh!

00:12:03,098 --> 00:12:04,057

Ahhhh!

00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,810

Jesus, hell,

he got another Squirt!

00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:08,186

Mommy!

00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,813

You think

you can stop me

00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:11,982

from getting my Hutzpah badge,

you stupid bear?!

00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,984

Think again!

00:12:14,651 --> 00:12:17,738

[all]

♪ Kumbaya, my Lord, kumbaya ♪

00:12:17,863 --> 00:12:20,449

♪ Oh Lord, kumbaya... ♪♪

00:12:20,574 --> 00:12:22,325

Great and honorable Moses

00:12:22,451 --> 00:12:24,953

what do desire from us,

your children!

00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:26,788

I desire...

00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:33,211

I desire

macaroni pictures.

00:12:33,336 --> 00:12:36,965

Yes, yes. The macaroni pictures

are coming right away.

00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:40,302

Uh, anything else you want from us,

oh, great leader of the people!

00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:45,265

I desire...

popcorn necklaces.

00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,808

You heard him!

00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,769

Get to making

popcorn necklaces, right away!

00:12:48,894 --> 00:12:51,313

All you need is some popcorn

and a needle and thread!

00:12:57,986 --> 00:12:59,029

Hold!

00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,950

There is...

an impurity...

00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:06,495

Oh no, he's

on to me, Hamon!

00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:07,454

[everyone gasps]

00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,748

An impurity, Moses!?

00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,834

This child here

is not Kosher.

00:13:12,959 --> 00:13:13,919

Uh-oh.

00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,466

What are we

gonna do!!

00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,218

Don't worry,

I know what to do.

00:13:21,343 --> 00:13:23,720

Scout Brovlofski,

have you defiled Jew Scouts

00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,889

by bringing a non-Hebrew

to Jewbilee?

00:13:26,014 --> 00:13:28,475

Elder, it's

not my fault.

00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,726

He told me

he was Jewish.

00:13:29,851 --> 00:13:30,852

What!

00:13:36,233 --> 00:13:38,151

A non-Jew has

infiltrated Jew Scouts

00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,736

and looked upon

the face of Moses.

00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:41,571

He must be dealt with.

00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,198

[apologizing]

Mph rmph rm rmph rm rmph rm!

00:13:43,323 --> 00:13:45,408

You are banished

from here.

00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:47,744

You must leave, before the

Great Eating of Carrot Cake.

00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:48,620

What!

00:13:48,745 --> 00:13:49,704

He doesn't

get cake!

00:13:49,830 --> 00:13:51,414

No cake for the impurity.

00:13:51,540 --> 00:13:53,959

Go now, you do not

belong here.

00:14:05,679 --> 00:14:08,056

Aaagghgh!

00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,724

Eem batu

kom da-veed!

00:14:09,850 --> 00:14:11,810

Da-veed hakem

bar laka shtood.

00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,186

Elder!

What are you doing!

00:14:13,311 --> 00:14:15,188

Shtood valak shtood

inka inka broost!

00:14:15,313 --> 00:14:16,815

He is reading from

the Book of Hamon!

00:14:16,940 --> 00:14:18,775

Into the

conch shell, Moses!

00:14:18,900 --> 00:14:21,027

Hellllllppp!

00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:27,284

And there you shall stay,

trapped for all eternity!

00:14:27,409 --> 00:14:29,160

Elder!

What have you done!!

00:14:29,286 --> 00:14:31,580

I told you. The meteor shower

is the time of Hamon!

00:14:31,705 --> 00:14:33,540

I am running

Jewbilee now!

00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:35,166

Release Moses now!

00:14:35,292 --> 00:14:37,752

I don't think so...

00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:39,462

[all gasp]

00:14:39,588 --> 00:14:40,755

When do we

get to eat

carrot cake!

00:14:40,881 --> 00:14:42,340

Now, all of you

into that building

00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:43,633

or I'll shoot you

where you stand!

00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,135

Elder, you cannot mean--

00:14:45,260 --> 00:14:46,803

Move!

00:14:58,648 --> 00:15:01,151

Now! Now, Hamon!

Your time has come!

00:15:01,276 --> 00:15:03,069

Dude, what the hell

is going on!

00:15:03,194 --> 00:15:05,572

If he summons Hamon,

we will all be destroyed.

00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,157

Oh no!

00:15:07,282 --> 00:15:09,117

♪ We are Jew Squirts

we know Jew words ♪

00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:09,951

♪ Schtick schtick ♪

00:15:10,076 --> 00:15:10,744

♪ Shmadda shmadda ♪

00:15:10,869 --> 00:15:11,786

♪ Schtick schtick ♪

00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:12,370

♪ Shmadda shmadda ♪

00:15:12,495 --> 00:15:13,997

Hold it, Squirts!

00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:15,248

This is where

we'll set our trap!

00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:16,541

Everyone remember

your squadron.

00:15:16,666 --> 00:15:18,585

Alpha-5 and Gamma-7

will be on recon team.

00:15:18,710 --> 00:15:20,295

Alpha will

take left flank

00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,130

and flush the bear

out of Sector-3.

00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:23,798

Once we're in position,

00:15:23,924 --> 00:15:26,217

I want constant contact

between all squad leaders.

00:15:26,343 --> 00:15:28,219

We'll flush him out and

then attack him!

00:15:28,345 --> 00:15:30,180

Ahhh!

- Remember, this is only a bear.

00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,598

All we have to do

is stick together,

00:15:31,723 --> 00:15:33,183

and we can spend

the rest of the night

00:15:33,308 --> 00:15:34,976

making bear sandwiches!

00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:38,438

Where is Ichmael!

00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:39,356

No!

00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:40,899

Goddamnit!

00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:42,901

You stupid Goddamn

son-a-of-bear!

00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,986

You've taken your last Squirt,

you hear me!

00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:47,906

"And the ancient one

looked upon Hamon

00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:49,866

"as the new leader

of the people.

00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:53,453

And it was the night that

stars flew around in the sky..."

00:15:53,578 --> 00:15:55,664

Yes, yes!

00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,082

If he summons Hamon,

00:15:57,207 --> 00:15:59,167

it will be the end

of everything we hold dear.

00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,335

I wanna go home.

00:16:05,674 --> 00:16:06,549

Mlp!

00:16:11,388 --> 00:16:13,014

[sirens blaring]

Mlp!!

00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:16,101

Sh-mmm-t!

00:16:18,144 --> 00:16:19,604

That bear thinks

he can outsmart me!

00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,940

Well, I'm not gonna let

a stupid bear get--

00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:24,192

Hold, look over there!

00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,945

It's one of the Squirts

the bear took!

00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:28,530

Maybe he's okay!

00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:40,625

It's a trap!

00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:45,797

[roar]

00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,883

Damn!

Damn damn damn!

00:16:49,009 --> 00:16:51,511

Okay, bear,

that does it!

00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:53,138

You want to kill

all the Squirts!

00:16:53,263 --> 00:16:54,139

You can have 'em!

00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,640

I give up!

00:16:55,765 --> 00:16:58,143

I don't need my Hutzpah badge,

or Jew Scouts

00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,936

or any of this crap!

00:17:00,061 --> 00:17:01,771

Forget it!!

00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,106

Let the new tide turn!

00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:04,941

Let Hamon rule his people

once again!

00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,067

No!

00:17:06,192 --> 00:17:08,820

We await

your return, Hamon!

00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:10,739

Your passage

is safe from enemies!

00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,907

[growl]

Arhhh!

00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,327

[grunt]

It's hopeless.

00:17:16,453 --> 00:17:18,997

Hamon will be summoned, and we

will be forced to obey him...

00:17:19,122 --> 00:17:20,123

or die.

00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:22,542

I'm fine with obeying.

00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,169

Yeah, obeying should

work out swell.

00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:25,712

Don't worry you guys,

he forgot about Kenny.

00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:26,337

Kenny will help us.

00:17:26,463 --> 00:17:27,464

How!

00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,298

Kenny will find a way.

00:17:28,423 --> 00:17:30,133

Rmpppphh!!

00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,178

Mphh!

00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,599

Hey, welcome to the party!

00:17:39,100 --> 00:17:40,226

See this

little bear cub!

00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,145

It's his birthday!

00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:43,646

Yeah, so his mommy brought us

all over to play with him!

00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:44,856

[baby growl]

00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:47,108

Aww...

00:17:49,527 --> 00:17:51,696

[mumbling the situation]

Mprhm, mrm mrph rmph!

00:17:52,864 --> 00:17:54,657

Mrphm rmphm rmh rmhprm!!

00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,494

They are!

Uh-oh!

00:17:57,619 --> 00:18:00,038

Mprph rm mprhm mrph,

rmph rm rmphm rpmh!!!

00:18:00,163 --> 00:18:02,415

Come on, Squirts,

we have to help them!

00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:03,416

[all]

Yeah!

00:18:11,716 --> 00:18:15,637

Elder Schwartz,

I lost the Squirts...

00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:18,348

I lost all the Squirts...

00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:20,475

But screw you!

00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,811

I don't need your

Hutzpah badge anyway!

00:18:22,936 --> 00:18:24,145

Hello!?

00:18:24,270 --> 00:18:25,230

Schlomo, get us

out of here!

00:18:25,355 --> 00:18:26,815

What the cheese?!

00:18:26,940 --> 00:18:28,650

What are you guys

doing in there!

00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:30,860

[muffled]

Get the keys and

unlock the door!

00:18:30,985 --> 00:18:32,028

What!

00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,696

Get the keys and

unlock the door!

00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,866

I lost the Squirts.

00:18:37,992 --> 00:18:38,618

Look out!

00:18:38,743 --> 00:18:39,786

Huh!

00:18:39,911 --> 00:18:40,912

Don't move!

00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,330

Oh jiminy gravy,

what is this!!

00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,040

It is the summoning

of Hamon, fool.

00:18:44,165 --> 00:18:45,667

The wakening

of a new kingdom.

00:18:45,792 --> 00:18:48,503

You can't awake Hamon,

what would Moses say?

00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,004

Moses is trapped

for all eternity

00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:51,965

in the Conch

of Blind Faith.

00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,301

Oh no, you don't!

00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:56,261

[gunshot]

00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,429

Owwwwww!

00:18:58,555 --> 00:18:59,764

Enough of this

waste of time!

00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,853

Hamon, the great summoning

is done!

00:19:04,978 --> 00:19:07,522

Upon these words

let your spirit come!

00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,149

Ayneck, holst...

00:19:09,274 --> 00:19:10,066

It is lost...

00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,026

Na-yak, ka-reem!

00:19:12,152 --> 00:19:13,319

Woo-hoo!

00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:14,988

Hey! Give that back!

00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:17,866

It's the Squirts!

- Go, Ike!

00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:20,201

Unlock the door, Squirts,

the keys are up there!

00:19:20,326 --> 00:19:21,536

They'll never reach!

00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,580

Squirts, fall in,

Chinese formation!

00:19:23,705 --> 00:19:24,789

Hup!

Hup!

Hup!

00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:25,623

Hup! Hup! Hup!

00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:26,833

Give me that book!

00:19:26,958 --> 00:19:29,669

Hamon will deal with you!

00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:30,712

Hup! Hup! Hup!

00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,762

Oh no,

it's too late!

00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:42,056

Gramack, shtoood!

00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,350

[thunder claps]

00:19:45,977 --> 00:19:46,769

[growl]

00:19:49,272 --> 00:19:50,773

[growl]

00:19:54,027 --> 00:19:54,944

What is that!

00:19:55,069 --> 00:19:55,987

It is Hamon.

00:19:56,112 --> 00:19:56,946

Yes!!

00:19:57,071 --> 00:19:58,406

Yes!!!

00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,705

[demonic voice]

Free! Free to punish

those that imprisoned me!

00:20:05,830 --> 00:20:07,207

Hamon, it's me, Garth!

00:20:07,332 --> 00:20:08,082

I freed you!

00:20:08,208 --> 00:20:09,500

Look!

00:20:12,212 --> 00:20:13,171

Mphh hmmmp rppp!

00:20:13,296 --> 00:20:15,173

Kenny, noooooo!

00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:21,346

Moses!

00:20:21,471 --> 00:20:23,181

Nooooo!!

00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:25,350

No! Noooooo!!

00:20:33,524 --> 00:20:35,610

Moses...

I--

00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,238

I apologize for

any inconvenience.

00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:39,989

You see I was just, uh--

00:20:40,114 --> 00:20:41,616

Die!

00:20:43,034 --> 00:20:44,661

Arrrghhh!

00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:47,622

[all]

Hooray!

00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,374

Kenny!

00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:52,961

That blow to his head

must have killed him.

00:20:53,086 --> 00:20:57,006

He saved us,

he saved all the Jews.

00:20:57,131 --> 00:20:59,133

Y'know, I think we all

learned something today...

00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,386

It's fine to have your own

beliefs and your own traditions,

00:21:01,511 --> 00:21:03,429

but as soon as you start

excluding people from your ways,

00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:05,723

only because of their race,

you become separatist.

00:21:05,848 --> 00:21:07,600

And being a separatist

sucks ass.

00:21:07,725 --> 00:21:10,103

We've learned a lot from you

and your great friend, Kenny.

00:21:10,228 --> 00:21:12,897

Every year we shall gather here

in this special place

00:21:13,022 --> 00:21:15,024

and bring Kenny tidings

of soap sculptures

00:21:15,149 --> 00:21:16,150

and macaroni pictures.

00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,652

Yes!

00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:18,736

And those little

shaker things

00:21:18,861 --> 00:21:21,030

where you put beans

inside of paper plates

00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:22,282

that are glued together.

00:21:22,407 --> 00:21:23,574

Paper plate

bean shakers!

00:21:23,700 --> 00:21:25,785

And let us put

patterns of glue

00:21:25,910 --> 00:21:27,870

on the outside

of those paper plates

00:21:27,996 --> 00:21:29,497

so that we can

then pour glitter on them

00:21:29,622 --> 00:21:30,957

so they look

nice and sparkly.

00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:32,917

You heard him, scouts,

let's get to work!