Два голых парня в горячей ванне — Стэн вынужден отправиться на вечеринку по поводу метеоритного дождя и общаться с главными отщепенцами школы. Его отец, Рэнди, нервничает после того, как он и отец Кайла, Джеральд, вместе мастурбируют в горячей ванне.

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Два голых парня в горячей ванне

Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub

Сезон: 03Серия: 08

Описание

Стэн вынужден отправиться на вечеринку по поводу метеоритного дождя и общаться с главными отщепенцами школы. Его отец, Рэнди, нервничает после того, как он и отец Кайла, Джеральд, вместе мастурбируют в горячей ванне.

Субтитры

00:00:10,428 --> 00:00:11,554 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,639 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,391 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,851 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:16,976 --> 00:00:18,269 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:20,062 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:21,897 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,649 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,151 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:26,902 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:31,532 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:33,492 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:35,578 --> 00:00:36,996 I don't want to go to this stupid party!
00:00:37,121 --> 00:00:38,914 Come on, Stan, you're gonna have a great time.
00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,541 No, <i>you</i> guys are gonna have a great time.
00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:41,876 Whenever there's a party,
00:00:42,001 --> 00:00:43,461 the adults get to hang out and have fun
00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:44,670 while the kids spend the night locked in the basement
00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,213 eating stale pretzels.
00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:47,506 Well, your mom and I don't get out much,
00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:48,674 so you'll just have to bear through it.
00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:56,599 Hello, welcome! M'kay?
00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,476 This is already a wild party!
00:00:58,601 --> 00:01:00,436 Yeah, well, sorry we had to bring the kid along.
00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,854 We had nowhere else to put him.
00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:03,647 Oh, that's okay, I've got a special "kid's room"
00:01:03,773 --> 00:01:04,732 down in the basement!
00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,317 Aw!
00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:08,652 Be sure to help yourself to the crab souffle and the--
00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:09,528 Juanita!
00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:10,738 Juanita!
00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:12,531 We need some more finger sandwiches!
00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:13,908 I don't want to hang out in the kids room.
00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:15,534 I won't know anybody!
00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,203 Well, it'll be good for you to make new friends.
00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:18,871 You can't just hang out with your buddy Kyle all the time.
00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:20,372 People will think you guys are,
00:01:20,498 --> 00:01:21,582 you know... funny.
00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:22,750 I bet you'll have a great time.
00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:24,668 Here we go, it's right in here.
00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:32,093 We'll be upstairs if you need anything, Stan.
00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:33,886 Dad, you can't leave me here these guys are total melvins.
00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:35,721 Have fun, Stanley!
00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:36,931 No, Mom, please, they're the geekiest kids at our school!
00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:39,850 We'll come get you kids when the meteor shower starts.
00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:49,902 Cheerio, Stan!
00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,403 I do say, it's quite a nice surprise seeing you here.
00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:52,613 Shut up, Pip.
00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:53,739 Hey Stan!
00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:55,032 Wow, I sure am glad you're here
00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,117 cuz then we'll have even more fun than
00:01:56,242 --> 00:01:57,535 we was havin' before.
00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:59,036 We were having an awfully good time
00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,496 before you showed up too, however.
00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:01,539 Butters... Is there a way out of here?
00:02:01,664 --> 00:02:03,457 Nope, no way out.
00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,292 But there ain't nothing upstairs but a ol' stupid party anyways.
00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:06,752 It's better down here in the kid's room!
00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:08,504 This here is Dougie.
00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,755 He's not too old but he sure is a hoot to hang with!
00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,590 He's in first grade, I think!
00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:12,883 I like math.
00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:15,219 Oh my god.
00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:16,720 We were just playing a game called
00:02:16,846 --> 00:02:17,930 "Wickershams 'n' Decklers"! Do you want to play?
00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:18,973 No.
00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:20,015 I'm the head Wicker-Knicker.
00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:21,267 And you are all little Wickershams.
00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:22,560 We all sing the "Merry Tune of Stratford"
00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:23,811 until I yell "churrah"!
00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,396 And then you all fall down laughing
00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:27,106 and I join you as I find it funny, too.
00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:30,067 Stan, would you be the Wickershamble-Brumble Briar?
00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,360 Well, alright, here we go...
00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,529 ♪ Whippy-tippy too-too tra la la la ♪
00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,781 ♪ Whippy-tippy too-too tra la la la ♪
00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:38,159 ♪ Whippy-tippy too-too tra la la la ♪
00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:40,870 Great party, Mr. Mackey!
00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:43,164 Mr. Hat just grabbed Principal Victoria's ass!
00:02:43,289 --> 00:02:44,957 No! Mr. Hat, you get back here!
00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,376 Anyone for some meteor mai-tai punch?
00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:48,335 It packs quite a wallop!
00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:49,545 Oh, I'll pass.
00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:50,296 I don't drink hard alcohol.
00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:51,964 Come on, loosen up!
00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:54,091 Meteor showers only come once in a great while!
00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,926 One little drink isn't going to hurt anything, honey.
00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:57,511 Come on, live a little!
00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,138 Well, it <i>is</i> kind of a special night.
00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:00,681 I guess I could... experiment.
00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:01,807 Yeah, experiment!
00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,435 ♪ Whippy-tippy too too tra la la la ♪
00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,812 Wickersham, tally ho!
00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:07,980 Are you sure you don't want to play Stanley!
00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,356 Yes.
00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:10,482 What are you a sour puss?
00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:11,859 You really oughta play, Stan.
00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:13,194 It's an awfully fun game.
00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:14,737 I've never been to England
00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:15,863 but I'll bet the people there are real nice.
00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:17,656 Are people nice in England, Pip?
00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,033 I bet they are, huh, they got those thick noses and all.
00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:20,534 Hey, look at this!
00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:21,702 What is it? Is it something neat?
00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,120 I wonder what it could be?
00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,205 It's a box filled with ladies clothes!
00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:25,789 Neat-o!
00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:26,916 Hey, you know what we could do with these lady clothes?
00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,834 Why, we could play "Charlie's Angels"!
00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,044 Oh, dude, you've got to be kidding me.
00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:31,128 Oh, yes, let's!
00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:32,296 Can I be Jaclyn Smith?
00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:33,464 Can I?
00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:34,548 No, I get to be Jaclyn Smith.
00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:36,008 I thought of "Charlie's Angels".
00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,801 I get to be Jaclyn Smith cuz I thought of it.
00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:39,929 Oh, this sounds as fun as "Wickershams 'n' Decklers".
00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,597 Come on angels, let's get dressed!
00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,224 Which ladies garments would you like, Stan?
00:03:43,349 --> 00:03:44,767 Dude, I'm not putting on ladies' clothes.
00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,352 And I'm not playing "Charlie's Angels".
00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:48,187 You guys are melvins, and I'm not one of you.
00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:49,438 So you go ahead and be melvins
00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,273 and leave me alone.
00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,274 Well... alrighty then.
00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,984 Here it is.
00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,694 I just had the hot tub put in last week.
00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:56,654 Wow, neat!
00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:57,738 It looks quite inviting!
00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,073 Yeah, you can get a lot of action
00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:00,157 when you have a hot tub.
00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:01,450 Oh, Mr. Mackey, you nut!
00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:02,451 Hell, we should get in!
00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:03,869 Yeah!
00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,663 Sure go ahead, it's a party isn't it, m'kay!
00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:06,830 Oh I'm not hot-tubbing.
00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:08,040 I have nothing to wear.
00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,375 That's okay!
00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,960 No hot tub for me.
00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:12,920 Well, screw you guys!
00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,049 I'm getting in for a while too!
00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:18,634 Geronimo!
00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:19,927 Oh, look at our boys, Sheila!
00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:21,553 It's just like they're in college again!
00:04:21,679 --> 00:04:25,599 Okay angels, what's our mission this week?
00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,393 I don't know what our mission is.
00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:29,478 Do you know what our mission is, little first grade kid?
00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,604 How should I know?
00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,314 Oh, dear...
00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,816 We're Charlie's Angels but we don't have a mission.
00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,150 Hey, that's because we need Bosley.
00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:36,860 Bosley always told the angels what their mission was.
00:04:36,986 --> 00:04:37,903 Remember Bosley?
00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,906 We need somebody to be Bosley.
00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:45,411 What?
00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:46,912 Well, we hate to trouble you, Stan,
00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,455 but would you mind terribly being Bosley for us?
00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:49,957 What do I have to do?
00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,458 You just gotta tell us what our mission is.
00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:52,293 That's all.
00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:53,877 That's all Bosley does.
00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:55,087 Just give a mission and us angels will accomplish it.
00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,880 Alright, alright, here's your mission...
00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:58,382 In ten minutes this room is going to fill up with water
00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,050 and drown everybody.
00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,510 You have to find me a way out of this room, fast.
00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,761 Oh, that's a splendid mission!
00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,221 Well, what are we waiting for?
00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:05,597 We gotta find a way out of this room, by golly,
00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:07,474 or else we're all gonna get drowned!
00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:08,976 Come on, angels!
00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,562 Which angel am I, again?
00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:13,814 Oh boy, it's nice to have a night off without the kids.
00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,274 Yeah, I know what you mean.
00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:16,734 I love having a family and all,
00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:18,610 I just miss being able to party.
00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:20,237 Drinking and socializing,
00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:21,905 experimenting with all kinds of different things.
00:05:22,031 --> 00:05:24,116 Well that's what being young is all about.
00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,701 Once you have a family and a career,
00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,494 your experimenting days are over.
00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:28,954 But tonight is the exception!
00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,456 That's why I'm gonna smoke this cigar,
00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,166 only 'cause I've never smoked before!
00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:33,792 Good idea!
00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,128 What haven't you tried that you've always wanted to try?
00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:37,421 I don't know...
00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:38,839 Maybe I'll drink a few more beers
00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,049 and see where the party takes me!
00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:41,050 Yeah!
00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:42,384 Was that your leg?
00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:43,385 Huh?
00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:43,969 Oh, you mean this?
00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:44,762 Yeah.
00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:45,763 Yeah, that was me.
00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:46,764 Bosley! Bosley!
00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:47,473 What, Pip?
00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:48,849 Oh, no no no...
00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,142 My name is "Sabrina Duncan".
00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:50,768 Remember, we're playing "Charlie's Angels".
00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:51,977 What the hell do you want?!
00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:52,978 Well, we've completed our mission.
00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,229 Jill found a way upstairs.
00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:55,439 He did?!
00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:58,400 Airshaft.
00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,610 Dougie pushed that big box out of the way
00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:00,861 and found this old ventilation duct.
00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,154 I reckon' it's got to lead somewhere
00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,073 and it's good 'cause now we won't drown!
00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,574 So, Bosley, what's our next mission?
00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:06,408 We're going upstairs!
00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,035 Upstairs?
00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,244 Why there ain't nothin' upstairs but adults
00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:10,621 why would we wanna go upstairs for?
00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,414 Because, you stupid melvins,
00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:15,250 they have rad food and desserts upstairs!
00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:17,294 Hey, did you see Principal Victoria in there?
00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:17,961 She looks hot!
00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:19,254 She sure does!
00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:20,506 I wouldn't mind taking <i>that</i> home!
00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,049 Oh yeah, I'm sure your wife would love that!
00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:23,801 I wish!
00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:25,761 That's the one thing I've always thought of experimenting with.
00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:26,970 A threesome!
00:06:27,096 --> 00:06:28,180 With two girls or two guys?
00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:29,473 Well, two girls, of course!
00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:30,933 I mean--
00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,602 with another guy, you know, that'd be...
00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,106 You never had a homosexual fantasy?
00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:37,981 ...Not that I have.
00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:39,566 You haven't?
00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:40,943 No, I mean.
00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,361 Well, they say everybody has at some point...
00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:44,029 don't they?
00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,157 Well, I never really wanted to experiment
00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,951 with anything <i>too</i> crazy.
00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,328 You know, maybe just... I don't know...
00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:55,249 ...masturbate in front of another guy...
00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:58,502 Yeah, well...
00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,379 That's not really <i>gay</i>, is it?
00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:03,090 No, no. I-I don't think so...
00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:05,467 Well, it is a night for experimenting.
00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,428 It sure is!
00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,181 Okay, I'll start.
00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:19,356 This must be the place.
00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,984 They've got all kinds of crazy things going on in there.
00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,402 Code Seven.
00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:24,236 We believe we have found the compound.
00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,612 Request immediate backup.
00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:28,240 Okay, so just what is going on here, people?
00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,241 Get down!
00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,617 What?
00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:31,994 It's just like we told you, officer.
00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,120 There is a religious cult in there
00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:34,663 that plans to commit mass suicide
00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,581 when the meteor shower starts.
00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:36,707 Are you sure?
00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:38,208 Of course, we're sure!
00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:39,960 We're the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms!
00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:41,545 It's our job to know what these fanatics do!
00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,672 So what does the ATF do when religious fanatics
00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,215 are gonna commit mass suicide?
00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,884 Oh don't worry, we won't let that happen.
00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:48,844 Even if it means we have to kill
00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,262 each and every one of them.
00:07:57,478 --> 00:07:59,438 What's the situation?
00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:00,939 Apparently we've got at least five dozen men and women in there
00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,442 who intend to commit suicide when the meteor shower starts.
00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:04,776 Any luck talking to somebody in the house?
00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,695 We've tried calling but there's no answer.
00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:07,988 I think we're gonna have to move in, sir.
00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:08,780 Alright, Johnson!
00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:10,324 Sir!
00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:11,783 I'm sending you in, watch your ass.
00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,035 Yes sir!
00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,337 Oh, come on in join the party, m'kay?
00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:25,714 Would you like a meteor mai tai?
00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,050 Hey, I love mai tais!
00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,972 We did it! Great job, angels!
00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,557 So what's our mission now, huh, Bosley?
00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,100 What do you want us to do now, I wonder?
00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:38,519 Alright, angels...
00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:40,270 Your next mission is to get Bosley some cookies
00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:41,730 and a TV set.
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:42,773 What kind of cookies do you want, Bosley?
00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:43,899 I don't care, just hurry!
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,400 Hooray!
00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:50,489 So... well... that was certainly...
00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:51,698 Interesting.
00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,075 Yeah...
00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,326 You don't regret doing it now, do you?
00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,577 No, no...
00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,079 What's there to regret, right?
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,497 I mean...
00:08:58,622 --> 00:08:59,498 All we did was watch each other...
00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:00,707 masturbate.
00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:01,959 That's not gay or anything.
00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:02,918 We said so, right?
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,086 That's right.
00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,254 It was just harmless experimenting.
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,255 Well, let's just get back into the party
00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,506 and see what everybody's doing.
00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:08,799 Hey...
00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:10,259 Nothing changes between us, right?
00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,302 I mean, we're still friends?
00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:15,472 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,141 Damnit, where is Johnson?
00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,351 No communication, sir.
00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:19,977 It doesn't look good for him.
00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,478 Those bastards!
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,607 Great party, Mr. Mackey, thank you so much.
00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,693 Are you sure you have to leave so early?
00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:29,903 We both have to be up early tomorrow, but thanks again!
00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:32,114 M'kay, drive carefully, m'kay.
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,575 Hold it right there!
00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,326 Whatever it is you are intending to do.
00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:39,037 Do not do it.
00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:42,457 Your freaky religious cult will not succeed in its plan!
00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,001 What?
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,503 Do not move or we will be forced to shoot--
00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,506 Goddamnit who was that?!
00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:51,967 Did you see them move?!
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,677 I did.
00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:54,803 Yeah.
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,430 Yeah, they moved alright.
00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:57,973 Well, I'll tell you what,
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,766 we may not have Elway this year
00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:02,102 but Brister won every game he started in last year!
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,521 That's true, but Elway was the heart of the team.
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,897 Who's the leader now?
00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,232 I think the Jets are gonna be the team to beat
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,275 this year in the AFC.
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,693 Yeah.
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:10,902 Hey, if you watch another guy masturbate
00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:11,778 does that make you gay?
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,405 What?
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,240 Well, I just-- I have this buddy...
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,035 And he sat and watched another guy play with himself...
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,369 Well...
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,246 Let's go kick his ass!
00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,039 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:22,956 Where is he?
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:23,957 Oh, he lives in like...
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:24,666 ...Florida.
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:25,751 Aw!
00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,836 Hey Randy, what are you doing?
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,087 Nothing.
00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,256 Uh...I'm gonna go get some chips.
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:32,341 Can I come with you?
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,800 Okay...
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:34,968 Come right on in here, Bosley!
00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,637 It was my idea.
00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:38,722 I got to thinkin', "where do people keep TV sets"
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:39,973 and then I remembered that lots of grown-ups
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,516 have TVs in their bedrooms,
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,060 so I walked into Mr. Mackey's bedroom
00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,227 and sure enough here it was.
00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,646 Rad!
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,314 Okay, Bosley, we got you cookies and a TV set.
00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:48,440 So what's our next mission?
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:49,191 There are no more missions.
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,734 I have everything I want.
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,111 We ain't got no more missions?
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,154 What are we supposed to do?
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,739 We're angels!
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:56,573 What do angels do without missions?
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:57,991 Just play something else!!
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,534 God!!!
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,620 Oh, dear. We've angered Bosley.
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:05,123 Tom, I'm standing in front of a house
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:08,043 where a religious cult is planning to commit mass suicide
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,670 when the meteor shower starts.
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:10,712 Whoa, cool!
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,255 I wanna be a reporter someday!
00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,841 Just moments ago, a couple emerged from the house--
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:17,928 according to the ATF, the couple refused to cooperate,
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,472 then pulled out very big guns and started shooting everyone.
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,891 The ATF had no choice but to shoot the insane couple,
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,685 and now a standoff has ensued.
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,186 Oooh! Looks like that cult
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,771 is about to be blown to tiny bits!
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,856 The ATF commander tells that he has reason to believe
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,733 there may be children inside--
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,402 Wait a minute...
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:37,948 Oh my God!
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,533 Dude, that's <i>this</i> house!
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:40,992 They think <i>our</i> parents are the religious cult!
00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,744 Do you think someday I could be a reporter?
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,788 We just received a photo from the recon team,
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,581 of the action inside the house,
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,667 showing evidence that there are indeed
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,127 innocent children trapped inside.
00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:52,295 Those sick cult-fanatic bastards!
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,880 Dude!
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,132 Hey, our parents aren't religious fantastics.
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,425 Why, we gotta tell them
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:57,342 they're making an awful mistake, don't we.
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,635 Yes, come on angels!
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,220 Looks like we have a new mission!!
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,851 Randy, you're really making me feel unimportant.
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,186 Talk... talk, damn you.
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,479 Look, I'm just having a hard time
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,564 with what we did in the hot tub.
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,023 So now we can't be friends?
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,150 I didn't say that.
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,651 I mean... I don't know...
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,027 I-I just feel so strange.
00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,696 I know it's ridiculous
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,239 but I can't help feeling like people here <i>know.</i>
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,490 You know?
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:21,616 Even though nobody could know
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,160 'cause we said we'd never tell anybody.
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,370 We said we'd never tell anybody?
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,456 Well, of course we wouldn't!
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,124 Oh... I didn't realize that.
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,501 You didn't tell anybody did you?!
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,920 Well... a few people, yeah!
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,046 What?!
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,173 Why the hell would you do that?!
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,799 You didn't say not to tell anyone!
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,051 Well of course I thought it would be <i>implied</i>!
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:41,720 When you masturbate with another guy in a hot tub
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,555 you assume that nobody's going to tell anybody!!
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,515 Listen to you, you're yelling at me.
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,142 You've never yelled at me before.
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,393 Aarggh!
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,020 Hey, you guys!
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,104 We've got a big problem!
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:54,524 The ATF is outside and they think
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:55,567 you're all a religious cult!!
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:56,777 You gotta go talk to them!!
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,403 Raise the roof!!
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,947 How come they're acting that way, Stan?
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,366 How come they're laughing and falling down and such?
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,660 Mom, go look outside!
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,370 Mommy's little poopy-kins!
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,331 Let me handle this, Stan.
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,750 Now listen up, and listen good, everyone.
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,001 Why, I'm awful disappointed in you
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,377 drinkin' and carryin' on this way.
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,129 You should be ashamed of yourselves.
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,048 If you don't get outside right now,
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,509 and tell those army guys you're not religious fantastics,
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,177 there's gonna be heck to pay.
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,637 Heck, I tell you.
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,810 C'mon, we're gonna have to go tell 'em ourselves.
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,772 Lay down your weapons.
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,440 We don't have any weapons.
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,109 Go back inside and tell everyone that they are surrounded.
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:39,569 Tell them to come out peacefully,
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,363 and we will not shoot them!
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,573 Argghh! - Get back inside!
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:46,493 I don't think they're gonna come out.
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,869 Use the "Gans technique".
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,412 What's the "Gans technique"?
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:50,664 This what we did in Waco.
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,290 Play really bad music really loud
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:55,001 until it drives 'em nuts and makes them want to come out.
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,549 Nobody can stand this much <i>Cher</i>!
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,092 This is her new album.
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,052 If this doesn't drive them out, nothing will!
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,138 That's great music, Mr. Mackey, what is that?
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,516 This is <i>Cher,</i> this is her new album.
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,893 Well, hell, turn it up!
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:12,978 Yeah, well you know what I heard?
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:13,979 I heard that he's gay.
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:14,813 Oh, is he?
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:15,313 Who?
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:16,690 Huh?
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:17,566 Who did you hear is gay?!
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:18,608 Ricky Martin, the singer.
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:19,609 Oh.
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,194 Hey, Randy what's up?
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,446 What the hell is that supposed to mean?! - Huh?
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:25,699 Look, shouldn't you be hanging out with your wife right now?
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,242 I just felt like talking to you.
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,702 There's nothing to talk about.
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:29,911 You're having regrets, aren't you?
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:30,745 No...
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,330 I don't know.
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,165 Hey... talk to me.
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,834 No!
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,168 I thought we agreed what happened in the hot tub
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,545 wouldn't change our relationship.
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:39,754 Will you stop it?!
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,631 I don't... I just...
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,091 Hey "Mister Withdrawn",
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,885 you might not need to talk about it, but I sure do.
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,011 Arrgh!
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,096 Sharon, Sharon. Can we go?
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,681 Go?
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,141 The meteor shower hasn't even started yet!
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,018 I know.
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,144 But I want to make love to you, right now.
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,020 I <i>have</i> to make love to you right now.
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,521 Randy, relax.
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,940 We don't ever get to party, now come on, loosen up!
00:14:59,065 --> 00:14:59,983 Experiment!
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,568 I already did.
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:02,861 Dad, Dad, they shot at us!
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,112 Not now, Stan.
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:04,863 Mom!
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,990 Whoopie!
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,328 Hey, what are we gonna do, huh?!
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:12,329 They shot at us!
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,122 They really shot at us!
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,707 They ain't gonna stop until we're all dead I bet'cha!
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:16,583 Us and all our families.
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,084 Get a hold of yourself, man!
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,461 How come you slapped my face, Stan, huh?
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,254 What on earth would you go and do that for anyways?
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,881 Come on, we have to find out what's happening!
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,133 I am standing now with Danny Ganz,
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,593 the commander of the ATF.
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,553 Commander, what is the latest?
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,597 We have not had any cooperation with the cult inside the house.
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,390 They are refusing to come out,
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,892 and apparently, they still plan to commit mass suicide
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,894 once the meteor shower starts,
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,646 which should be any moment now.
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,522 See how reporters get to wear those cool jackets?
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:40,690 That's why I wanna be a reporter!
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,359 So what are your plans, commander?
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,069 Right now our plan is to burn the house down.
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,487 If we set it on fire,
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,905 they'll have no choice but to come out.
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,865 Oh dear god, they're gonna set us on fire!
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,493 Oh great Jesus, son of Mary, wife of Joseph what are we gonna do?!
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,287 Oh sweet Joseph husband to Mary but not father of sweet Jesus!!
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,914 Shhh!
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,791 Setting them on fire seems a little dangerous, commander.
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,167 It is...
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,543 But we can't let them kill themselves.
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,045 We have to let them know this isn't a cult party!
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,880 But we can't, they'll just shoot at us again!
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,299 They're gonna burn us up and act like nothing happened.
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:09,803 Oh sweet Jesus, Mary mother of Jesus wife of Joseph, father to Mary...
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,888 Wait... Mary wife of...
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,181 Hold on.
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,683 C'mon angels, we've got a new mission.
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,018 And this time... it's for real.
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,147 For hours now the ATF has tried to communicate
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,608 with the religious fanatics inside this house.
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,027 The meteor shower is expected to begin at any moment,
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,988 and so time is running out.
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,116 Oh look, Harold's doing it again!
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,829 This is Jill Monroe reporting live
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,747 from inside the meteor shower party.
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,458 As you can see, this is a perfectly normal party.
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,377 Nobody is killing themselves.
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,130 We tried to tell ATF people but they shot at us...
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,297 Anything else?
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:47,424 Tell 'em not to burn us down.
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,426 Oh yeah, don't burn us, please.
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,011 Jill Monroe, GFN news.
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,054 Now, what do we do?
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,389 Now we find a way to get this tape out to the <i>re a I</i> reporters.
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,598 Hey, I'm a real reporter!
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:56,808 You're right, you are, Dougie.
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,435 You did an awesome job.
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,938 Attention cult people, do not commit mass suicide.
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,899 There are so many reasons not to kill yourselves.
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,568 Flowers, for instance.
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,028 And back rubs.
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,739 Alright, I'm through trying to reason with them!
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,574 Send in the negotiator!
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,245 Uh, excuse me, but what proof do you have
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,080 that those people inside are religious fanatics?
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,582 We know what we're doing!
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,125 We did this all before in Waco!
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,377 Yes, but you totally screwed up Waco.
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,087 You killed a bunch of innocent people
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,547 and then tried to say they killed themselves.
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,882 Look, you see this?
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:29,799 You see this?
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:30,884 Yes.
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:31,634 You see it, you see it?
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,218 Go get it!
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,261 Go get it!
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:38,558 Alright, let's get ready to kick some religious-fanatic-ass!
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:45,857 Having a good time?
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,150 Yeah, swell.
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,943 Could I just... have a few minutes alone?
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,695 I'm not gonna let you change on me, Randy.
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,697 Just because we shared an intimate moment in the hot tub--
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,408 We did not share an intimate moment, okay?
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,285 That makes it sound gay.
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,245 Goodnight, everyone.
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,872 Look out!
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:03,708 Hold your fire!
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,418 Okay...
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,879 People at the door, that was a warning.
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,923 Go back inside and tell the others
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,842 that they now have one minute to surrender.
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,846 Oh no, we're out of time!
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,598 Are you sure you can do this, Butters?
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,558 No, I'm not sure, I'm not sure at all, what am I doing again?
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,268 We're just gonna slide you down this rope,
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,603 and then you gotta get our exclusive video
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:24,896 to that reporter down there.
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,064 That sounds awful dangerous.
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:27,440 Can you hit a target, Pip?
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,984 I was Archery Class Esquire in Stratfordshire!
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,237 Hit something nice and solid, now.
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,076 I think that's got it!
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,119 Nice job, Pip!
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,286 Did I do a nice job, really?
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,788 Alright, Butters, now it's your turn.
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,833 I don't know about this, I think I'll reconsider.
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,877 Yup, I think reconsidering is the thing to do right now...
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:48,878 Whoaa!
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:53,758 Whooooa!
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,053 He made it down!
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,930 Alright, people, prepare to fire on my command!
00:18:59,055 --> 00:18:59,806 Mr. Reporter, sir!
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,766 Huh?
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,144 We've got an eyewitness exclusive video for you, sir.
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,314 Honey...
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,524 God, everybody's looking at me.
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,525 Everybody knows!
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,693 Everybody doesn't know.
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,236 And why are you so ashamed of me?
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,779 What's happened to you?!
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,406 You've become all needy and talkative and--
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:17,907 I just want to know it meant something to you.
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,784 It didn't mean anything to me, Jerry!!
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,662 All we did was watch each other masturbate in the hot tub!!
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,626 Aw, I was just <i>in</i> the hot tub!!
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,713 Yeah, yeah! it's true.
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,298 I thought it would be exciting and maybe it was,
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,592 but I can't deal with your accusing stares!!
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,011 We watched each other jack off in the hot tub!!
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,429 There, we did it!
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,471 I'm not proud of it, but there it is!!
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,308 Well, it's not like you're the only guy
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,893 who's ever watched another guy masturbate.
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:45,768 I've done it.
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,020 Me too.
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:47,854 Yeah, I've done that a few times.
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:48,438 Yup...
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,105 Me too...
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,649 Uh-huh, yep.
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,610 Aw hell, I've done it, too...
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,986 With Cameron, here.
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,822 Juanita could you fix some more dip, Juanita?
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,657 You mean it?
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:00,825 I'm not gay?
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,410 Well, maybe a little.
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,162 But we're all a little gay.
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:05,830 Oh I feel so much better!!
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,081 Wow!!
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,291 So we're friends again?
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,334 You bet we are, Jerry!
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,752 I feel great!!
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,754 I feel like I could take on the world!!
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,631 Everything's gonna be okay!!
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,134 Alright, everyone. Fire!
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,969 Hold on, just a minute!
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,763 This is Derek Smalls reporting.
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,514 We have just received an exclusive video
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,350 from <i>inside</i> the house,
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,311 proving that the people inside are not cultists after all!
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,938 Uh-oh...
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:33,274 Uh, attention everyone this has only been a test!
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,817 Good job, men on this,
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,277 uh, simulation.
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,154 Simulation?
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,739 All is well, do not shoot at--
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,580 Oh, I believe we saved the day!
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,041 Oops.
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,084 Sir, this isn't gonna look good.
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:52,210 You're right--
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:53,378 Quick, let's get out of here!
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,715 Say, that was a fine piece of journalism, boys.
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,259 Wow, you mean it?
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,302 Sure, why with your tape I'll be able to make millions
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,221 and further my career beyond my wildest dreams.
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:05,932 Oh, hooray, then!
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,101 Well, angels, I must say I think we did a smashing job!
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:09,811 We sure did!
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,396 Why, we put the fear of God in those ATF sons-of-guns,
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:12,855 I can tell you.
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,232 But you know, I learned something today...
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,441 I used to call you guys melvins.
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,943 But you're just kids, like me.
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,444 We separate you in school, because you talk different,
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,029 or you study too hard...
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,572 But we've proven tonight that we can all get along.
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,408 So you mean we can stay friends, Stan?
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,659 Wouldn't that be swell, huh?
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,160 Dude, am I glad to see you.
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,662 You would not believe the night I had.
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,871 You?!
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,581 You think you had a bad night?
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:31,582 I had to hang out all night with these friggin' melvins!
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,583 Oh, dude, weak.
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,210 Super weak.
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,795 Come on, I'll tell you all about what happened to me.

00:00:10,428 --> 00:00:11,554 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,639 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:13,764 --> 00:00:15,391 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:15,516 --> 00:00:16,851 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:16,976 --> 00:00:18,269 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:20,062 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:20,187 --> 00:00:21,897 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:22,023 --> 00:00:23,649 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:25,151 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:26,902 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:27,028 --> 00:00:30,281 ♪ [Mumbling] ♪
00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:31,532 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:31,657 --> 00:00:33,492 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:35,578 --> 00:00:36,996 I don't want to go to this stupid party!
00:00:37,121 --> 00:00:38,914 Come on, Stan, you're gonna have a great time.
00:00:39,040 --> 00:00:40,541 No, <i>you</i> guys are gonna have a great time.
00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:41,876 Whenever there's a party,
00:00:42,001 --> 00:00:43,461 the adults get to hang out and have fun
00:00:43,586 --> 00:00:44,670 while the kids spend the night locked in the basement
00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,213 eating stale pretzels.
00:00:46,338 --> 00:00:47,506 Well, your mom and I don't get out much,
00:00:47,631 --> 00:00:48,674 so you'll just have to bear through it.
00:00:51,552 --> 00:00:52,595 [doorbell rings]
00:00:54,597 --> 00:00:56,599 Hello, welcome! M'kay?
00:00:56,724 --> 00:00:58,476 This is already a wild party!
00:00:58,601 --> 00:01:00,436 Yeah, well, sorry we had to bring the kid along.
00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:01,854 We had nowhere else to put him.
00:01:01,979 --> 00:01:03,647 Oh, that's okay, I've got a special "kid's room"
00:01:03,773 --> 00:01:04,732 down in the basement!
00:01:04,857 --> 00:01:06,317 Aw!
00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:08,652 Be sure to help yourself to the crab souffle and the--
00:01:08,778 --> 00:01:09,528 Juanita!
00:01:09,653 --> 00:01:10,738 Juanita!
00:01:10,863 --> 00:01:12,531 We need some more finger sandwiches!
00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:13,908 I don't want to hang out in the kids room.
00:01:14,033 --> 00:01:15,534 I won't know anybody!
00:01:15,659 --> 00:01:17,203 Well, it'll be good for you to make new friends.
00:01:17,328 --> 00:01:18,871 You can't just hang out with your buddy Kyle all the time.
00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:20,372 People will think you guys are,
00:01:20,498 --> 00:01:21,582 you know... funny.
00:01:21,707 --> 00:01:22,750 I bet you'll have a great time.
00:01:22,875 --> 00:01:24,668 Here we go, it's right in here.
00:01:24,794 --> 00:01:26,087 [gasp]
00:01:28,631 --> 00:01:32,093 We'll be upstairs if you need anything, Stan.
00:01:32,218 --> 00:01:33,886 Dad, you can't leave me here these guys are total melvins.
00:01:34,011 --> 00:01:35,721 Have fun, Stanley!
00:01:35,846 --> 00:01:36,931 No, Mom, please, they're the geekiest kids at our school!
00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:39,850 We'll come get you kids when the meteor shower starts.
00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:46,732 [doorknob rattling]
00:01:48,192 --> 00:01:49,902 Cheerio, Stan!
00:01:50,027 --> 00:01:51,403 I do say, it's quite a nice surprise seeing you here.
00:01:51,529 --> 00:01:52,613 Shut up, Pip.
00:01:52,738 --> 00:01:53,739 Hey Stan!
00:01:53,864 --> 00:01:55,032 Wow, I sure am glad you're here
00:01:55,157 --> 00:01:56,117 cuz then we'll have even more fun than
00:01:56,242 --> 00:01:57,535 we was havin' before.
00:01:57,660 --> 00:01:59,036 We were having an awfully good time
00:01:59,161 --> 00:02:00,496 before you showed up too, however.
00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:01,539 Butters... Is there a way out of here?
00:02:01,664 --> 00:02:03,457 Nope, no way out.
00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,292 But there ain't nothing upstairs but a ol' stupid party anyways.
00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:06,752 It's better down here in the kid's room!
00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:08,504 This here is Dougie.
00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,755 He's not too old but he sure is a hoot to hang with!
00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,590 He's in first grade, I think!
00:02:11,715 --> 00:02:12,883 I like math.
00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:15,219 Oh my god.
00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:16,720 We were just playing a game called
00:02:16,846 --> 00:02:17,930 "Wickershams 'n' Decklers"! Do you want to play?
00:02:18,055 --> 00:02:18,973 No.
00:02:19,098 --> 00:02:20,015 I'm the head Wicker-Knicker.
00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:21,267 And you are all little Wickershams.
00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:22,560 We all sing the "Merry Tune of Stratford"
00:02:22,685 --> 00:02:23,811 until I yell "churrah"!
00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,396 And then you all fall down laughing
00:02:25,521 --> 00:02:27,106 and I join you as I find it funny, too.
00:02:27,231 --> 00:02:30,067 Stan, would you be the Wickershamble-Brumble Briar?
00:02:30,192 --> 00:02:31,360 Well, alright, here we go...
00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,529 ♪ Whippy-tippy too-too tra la la la ♪
00:02:33,654 --> 00:02:35,781 ♪ Whippy-tippy too-too tra la la la ♪
00:02:35,906 --> 00:02:38,159 ♪ Whippy-tippy too-too tra la la la ♪
00:02:39,410 --> 00:02:40,870 Great party, Mr. Mackey!
00:02:40,995 --> 00:02:43,164 Mr. Hat just grabbed Principal Victoria's ass!
00:02:43,289 --> 00:02:44,957 No! Mr. Hat, you get back here!
00:02:45,082 --> 00:02:47,376 Anyone for some meteor mai-tai punch?
00:02:47,501 --> 00:02:48,335 It packs quite a wallop!
00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:49,545 Oh, I'll pass.
00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:50,296 I don't drink hard alcohol.
00:02:50,421 --> 00:02:51,964 Come on, loosen up!
00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:54,091 Meteor showers only come once in a great while!
00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,926 One little drink isn't going to hurt anything, honey.
00:02:56,051 --> 00:02:57,511 Come on, live a little!
00:02:57,636 --> 00:02:59,138 Well, it <i>is</i> kind of a special night.
00:02:59,263 --> 00:03:00,681 I guess I could... experiment.
00:03:00,806 --> 00:03:01,807 Yeah, experiment!
00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:04,435 ♪ Whippy-tippy too too tra la la la ♪
00:03:04,560 --> 00:03:06,812 Wickersham, tally ho!
00:03:06,937 --> 00:03:07,980 Are you sure you don't want to play Stanley!
00:03:08,105 --> 00:03:09,356 Yes.
00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:10,482 What are you a sour puss?
00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:11,859 You really oughta play, Stan.
00:03:11,984 --> 00:03:13,194 It's an awfully fun game.
00:03:13,319 --> 00:03:14,737 I've never been to England
00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:15,863 but I'll bet the people there are real nice.
00:03:15,988 --> 00:03:17,656 Are people nice in England, Pip?
00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:19,033 I bet they are, huh, they got those thick noses and all.
00:03:19,158 --> 00:03:20,534 Hey, look at this!
00:03:20,659 --> 00:03:21,702 What is it? Is it something neat?
00:03:21,827 --> 00:03:23,120 I wonder what it could be?
00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,205 It's a box filled with ladies clothes!
00:03:24,330 --> 00:03:25,789 Neat-o!
00:03:25,915 --> 00:03:26,916 Hey, you know what we could do with these lady clothes?
00:03:27,041 --> 00:03:28,834 Why, we could play "Charlie's Angels"!
00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:30,044 Oh, dude, you've got to be kidding me.
00:03:30,169 --> 00:03:31,128 Oh, yes, let's!
00:03:31,253 --> 00:03:32,296 Can I be Jaclyn Smith?
00:03:32,421 --> 00:03:33,464 Can I?
00:03:33,589 --> 00:03:34,548 No, I get to be Jaclyn Smith.
00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:36,008 I thought of "Charlie's Angels".
00:03:36,133 --> 00:03:37,801 I get to be Jaclyn Smith cuz I thought of it.
00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:39,929 Oh, this sounds as fun as "Wickershams 'n' Decklers".
00:03:40,054 --> 00:03:41,597 Come on angels, let's get dressed!
00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,224 Which ladies garments would you like, Stan?
00:03:43,349 --> 00:03:44,767 Dude, I'm not putting on ladies' clothes.
00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,352 And I'm not playing "Charlie's Angels".
00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:48,187 You guys are melvins, and I'm not one of you.
00:03:48,312 --> 00:03:49,438 So you go ahead and be melvins
00:03:49,563 --> 00:03:51,273 and leave me alone.
00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,274 Well... alrighty then.
00:03:52,399 --> 00:03:53,984 Here it is.
00:03:54,109 --> 00:03:55,694 I just had the hot tub put in last week.
00:03:55,819 --> 00:03:56,654 Wow, neat!
00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:57,738 It looks quite inviting!
00:03:57,863 --> 00:03:59,073 Yeah, you can get a lot of action
00:03:59,198 --> 00:04:00,157 when you have a hot tub.
00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:01,450 Oh, Mr. Mackey, you nut!
00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:02,451 Hell, we should get in!
00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:03,869 Yeah!
00:04:03,994 --> 00:04:05,663 Sure go ahead, it's a party isn't it, m'kay!
00:04:05,788 --> 00:04:06,830 Oh I'm not hot-tubbing.
00:04:06,956 --> 00:04:08,040 I have nothing to wear.
00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:09,375 [chortling] That's okay!
00:04:09,500 --> 00:04:10,960 No hot tub for me.
00:04:11,085 --> 00:04:12,920 Well, screw you guys!
00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,049 I'm getting in for a while too!
00:04:17,174 --> 00:04:18,634 Geronimo!
00:04:18,759 --> 00:04:19,927 Oh, look at our boys, Sheila!
00:04:20,052 --> 00:04:21,553 It's just like they're in college again!
00:04:21,679 --> 00:04:25,599 Okay angels, what's our mission this week?
00:04:25,724 --> 00:04:27,393 I don't know what our mission is.
00:04:27,518 --> 00:04:29,478 Do you know what our mission is, little first grade kid?
00:04:29,603 --> 00:04:30,604 How should I know?
00:04:30,729 --> 00:04:32,314 Oh, dear...
00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:33,816 We're Charlie's Angels but we don't have a mission.
00:04:33,941 --> 00:04:35,150 Hey, that's because we need Bosley.
00:04:35,276 --> 00:04:36,860 Bosley always told the angels what their mission was.
00:04:36,986 --> 00:04:37,903 Remember Bosley?
00:04:38,028 --> 00:04:40,906 We need somebody to be Bosley.
00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:45,411 What?
00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:46,912 Well, we hate to trouble you, Stan,
00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:48,455 but would you mind terribly being Bosley for us?
00:04:48,580 --> 00:04:49,957 What do I have to do?
00:04:50,082 --> 00:04:51,458 You just gotta tell us what our mission is.
00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:52,293 That's all.
00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:53,877 That's all Bosley does.
00:04:54,003 --> 00:04:55,087 Just give a mission and us angels will accomplish it.
00:04:55,212 --> 00:04:56,880 Alright, alright, here's your mission...
00:04:57,006 --> 00:04:58,382 In ten minutes this room is going to fill up with water
00:04:58,507 --> 00:05:00,050 and drown everybody.
00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,510 You have to find me a way out of this room, fast.
00:05:01,635 --> 00:05:02,761 Oh, that's a splendid mission!
00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,221 Well, what are we waiting for?
00:05:04,346 --> 00:05:05,597 We gotta find a way out of this room, by golly,
00:05:05,723 --> 00:05:07,474 or else we're all gonna get drowned!
00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:08,976 Come on, angels!
00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,562 Which angel am I, again?
00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:13,814 Oh boy, it's nice to have a night off without the kids.
00:05:13,939 --> 00:05:15,274 Yeah, I know what you mean.
00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:16,734 I love having a family and all,
00:05:16,859 --> 00:05:18,610 I just miss being able to party.
00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:20,237 Drinking and socializing,
00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:21,905 experimenting with all kinds of different things.
00:05:22,031 --> 00:05:24,116 Well that's what being young is all about.
00:05:24,241 --> 00:05:25,701 Once you have a family and a career,
00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:27,494 your experimenting days are over.
00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:28,954 But tonight is the exception!
00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:30,456 That's why I'm gonna smoke this cigar,
00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:32,166 only 'cause I've never smoked before!
00:05:32,291 --> 00:05:33,792 Good idea!
00:05:33,917 --> 00:05:36,128 What haven't you tried that you've always wanted to try?
00:05:36,253 --> 00:05:37,421 I don't know...
00:05:37,546 --> 00:05:38,839 Maybe I'll drink a few more beers
00:05:38,964 --> 00:05:40,049 and see where the party takes me!
00:05:40,174 --> 00:05:41,050 Yeah!
00:05:41,175 --> 00:05:42,384 Was that your leg?
00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:43,385 Huh?
00:05:43,510 --> 00:05:43,969 Oh, you mean this?
00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:44,762 Yeah.
00:05:44,887 --> 00:05:45,763 Yeah, that was me.
00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:46,764 Bosley! Bosley!
00:05:46,889 --> 00:05:47,473 What, Pip?
00:05:47,598 --> 00:05:48,849 Oh, no no no...
00:05:48,974 --> 00:05:50,142 My name is "Sabrina Duncan".
00:05:50,267 --> 00:05:50,768 Remember, we're playing "Charlie's Angels".
00:05:50,893 --> 00:05:51,977 What the hell do you want?!
00:05:52,102 --> 00:05:52,978 Well, we've completed our mission.
00:05:53,103 --> 00:05:54,229 Jill found a way upstairs.
00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:55,439 He did?!
00:05:57,232 --> 00:05:58,400 Airshaft.
00:05:58,525 --> 00:05:59,610 Dougie pushed that big box out of the way
00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:00,861 and found this old ventilation duct.
00:06:00,986 --> 00:06:02,154 I reckon' it's got to lead somewhere
00:06:02,279 --> 00:06:04,073 and it's good 'cause now we won't drown!
00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,574 So, Bosley, what's our next mission?
00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:06,408 We're going upstairs!
00:06:06,533 --> 00:06:08,035 Upstairs?
00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:09,244 Why there ain't nothin' upstairs but adults
00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:10,621 why would we wanna go upstairs for?
00:06:10,746 --> 00:06:12,414 Because, you stupid melvins,
00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:15,250 they have rad food and desserts upstairs!
00:06:15,751 --> 00:06:17,294 Hey, did you see Principal Victoria in there?
00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:17,961 She looks hot!
00:06:18,087 --> 00:06:19,254 She sure does!
00:06:19,380 --> 00:06:20,506 I wouldn't mind taking <i>that</i> home!
00:06:20,631 --> 00:06:22,049 Oh yeah, I'm sure your wife would love that!
00:06:22,174 --> 00:06:23,801 I wish!
00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:25,761 That's the one thing I've always thought of experimenting with.
00:06:25,886 --> 00:06:26,970 A threesome!
00:06:27,096 --> 00:06:28,180 With two girls or two guys?
00:06:28,305 --> 00:06:29,473 Well, two girls, of course!
00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:30,933 I mean--
00:06:31,058 --> 00:06:33,602 with another guy, you know, that'd be...
00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:37,106 You never had a homosexual fantasy?
00:06:37,231 --> 00:06:37,981 ...Not that I have.
00:06:38,107 --> 00:06:39,566 You haven't?
00:06:39,691 --> 00:06:40,943 No, I mean.
00:06:41,068 --> 00:06:42,361 Well, they say everybody has at some point...
00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:44,029 don't they?
00:06:45,322 --> 00:06:47,157 Well, I never really wanted to experiment
00:06:47,282 --> 00:06:48,951 with anything <i>too</i> crazy.
00:06:49,076 --> 00:06:51,328 You know, maybe just... I don't know...
00:06:51,453 --> 00:06:55,249 ...masturbate in front of another guy...
00:06:57,251 --> 00:06:58,502 Yeah, well...
00:06:58,627 --> 00:07:00,379 That's not really <i>gay</i>, is it?
00:07:00,504 --> 00:07:03,090 No, no. I-I don't think so...
00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:05,467 Well, it is a night for experimenting.
00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:07,428 It sure is!
00:07:10,055 --> 00:07:11,181 Okay, I'll start.
00:07:17,813 --> 00:07:19,356 This must be the place.
00:07:19,481 --> 00:07:21,984 They've got all kinds of crazy things going on in there.
00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:23,402 Code Seven.
00:07:23,527 --> 00:07:24,236 We believe we have found the compound.
00:07:24,361 --> 00:07:25,612 Request immediate backup.
00:07:25,737 --> 00:07:28,240 Okay, so just what is going on here, people?
00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:29,241 Get down!
00:07:29,366 --> 00:07:30,617 What?
00:07:30,742 --> 00:07:31,994 It's just like we told you, officer.
00:07:32,119 --> 00:07:33,120 There is a religious cult in there
00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:34,663 that plans to commit mass suicide
00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:35,581 when the meteor shower starts.
00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:36,707 Are you sure?
00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:38,208 Of course, we're sure!
00:07:38,333 --> 00:07:39,960 We're the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms!
00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:41,545 It's our job to know what these fanatics do!
00:07:41,670 --> 00:07:43,672 So what does the ATF do when religious fanatics
00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,215 are gonna commit mass suicide?
00:07:45,340 --> 00:07:46,884 Oh don't worry, we won't let that happen.
00:07:47,009 --> 00:07:48,844 Even if it means we have to kill
00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,262 each and every one of them.
00:07:57,478 --> 00:07:59,438 What's the situation?
00:07:59,563 --> 00:08:00,939 Apparently we've got at least five dozen men and women in there
00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,442 who intend to commit suicide when the meteor shower starts.
00:08:03,567 --> 00:08:04,776 Any luck talking to somebody in the house?
00:08:04,902 --> 00:08:06,695 We've tried calling but there's no answer.
00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:07,988 I think we're gonna have to move in, sir.
00:08:08,113 --> 00:08:08,780 Alright, Johnson!
00:08:08,906 --> 00:08:10,324 Sir!
00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:11,783 I'm sending you in, watch your ass.
00:08:11,909 --> 00:08:13,035 Yes sir!
00:08:16,371 --> 00:08:17,581 [doorbell]
00:08:21,210 --> 00:08:23,337 Oh, come on in join the party, m'kay?
00:08:23,462 --> 00:08:25,714 Would you like a meteor mai tai?
00:08:25,839 --> 00:08:28,050 Hey, I love mai tais!
00:08:32,679 --> 00:08:33,972 We did it! Great job, angels!
00:08:34,097 --> 00:08:35,557 So what's our mission now, huh, Bosley?
00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:37,100 What do you want us to do now, I wonder?
00:08:37,226 --> 00:08:38,519 Alright, angels...
00:08:38,644 --> 00:08:40,270 Your next mission is to get Bosley some cookies
00:08:40,395 --> 00:08:41,730 and a TV set.
00:08:41,855 --> 00:08:42,773 What kind of cookies do you want, Bosley?
00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:43,899 I don't care, just hurry!
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,400 Hooray!
00:08:48,654 --> 00:08:50,489 So... well... that was certainly...
00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:51,698 Interesting.
00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:53,075 Yeah...
00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:54,326 You don't regret doing it now, do you?
00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,577 No, no...
00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,079 What's there to regret, right?
00:08:57,204 --> 00:08:58,497 I mean...
00:08:58,622 --> 00:08:59,498 All we did was watch each other...
00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:00,707 masturbate.
00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:01,959 That's not gay or anything.
00:09:02,084 --> 00:09:02,918 We said so, right?
00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,086 That's right.
00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:05,254 It was just harmless experimenting.
00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:06,255 Well, let's just get back into the party
00:09:06,380 --> 00:09:07,506 and see what everybody's doing.
00:09:07,631 --> 00:09:08,799 Hey...
00:09:08,924 --> 00:09:10,259 Nothing changes between us, right?
00:09:10,384 --> 00:09:12,302 I mean, we're still friends?
00:09:12,427 --> 00:09:15,472 Oh, yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,141 Damnit, where is Johnson?
00:09:18,267 --> 00:09:19,351 No communication, sir.
00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:19,977 It doesn't look good for him.
00:09:20,102 --> 00:09:21,478 Those bastards!
00:09:23,897 --> 00:09:25,607 Great party, Mr. Mackey, thank you so much.
00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,693 Are you sure you have to leave so early?
00:09:27,818 --> 00:09:29,903 We both have to be up early tomorrow, but thanks again!
00:09:30,028 --> 00:09:32,114 M'kay, drive carefully, m'kay.
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,575 Hold it right there!
00:09:34,700 --> 00:09:36,326 Whatever it is you are intending to do.
00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:39,037 Do not do it.
00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:42,457 Your freaky religious cult will not succeed in its plan!
00:09:42,583 --> 00:09:44,001 What?
00:09:44,126 --> 00:09:46,503 Do not move or we will be forced to shoot--
00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,506 Goddamnit who was that?!
00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:51,967 Did you see them move?!
00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,677 I did.
00:09:53,802 --> 00:09:54,803 Yeah.
00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,430 Yeah, they moved alright.
00:09:56,555 --> 00:09:57,973 Well, I'll tell you what,
00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,766 we may not have Elway this year
00:09:59,891 --> 00:10:02,102 but Brister won every game he started in last year!
00:10:02,227 --> 00:10:04,521 That's true, but Elway was the heart of the team.
00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:05,897 Who's the leader now?
00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,232 I think the Jets are gonna be the team to beat
00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:08,275 this year in the AFC.
00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:09,693 Yeah.
00:10:09,818 --> 00:10:10,902 Hey, if you watch another guy masturbate
00:10:11,028 --> 00:10:11,778 does that make you gay?
00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:13,405 What?
00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:15,240 Well, I just-- I have this buddy...
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:18,035 And he sat and watched another guy play with himself...
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:19,369 Well...
00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,246 Let's go kick his ass!
00:10:21,371 --> 00:10:22,039 Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
00:10:22,164 --> 00:10:22,956 Where is he?
00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:23,957 Oh, he lives in like...
00:10:24,082 --> 00:10:24,666 ...Florida.
00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:25,751 Aw!
00:10:25,876 --> 00:10:27,836 Hey Randy, what are you doing?
00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,087 Nothing.
00:10:29,212 --> 00:10:31,256 Uh...I'm gonna go get some chips.
00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:32,341 Can I come with you?
00:10:32,466 --> 00:10:33,800 Okay...
00:10:33,925 --> 00:10:34,968 Come right on in here, Bosley!
00:10:35,093 --> 00:10:36,637 It was my idea.
00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:38,722 I got to thinkin', "where do people keep TV sets"
00:10:38,847 --> 00:10:39,973 and then I remembered that lots of grown-ups
00:10:40,098 --> 00:10:41,516 have TVs in their bedrooms,
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,060 so I walked into Mr. Mackey's bedroom
00:10:43,185 --> 00:10:44,227 and sure enough here it was.
00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,646 Rad!
00:10:45,771 --> 00:10:47,314 Okay, Bosley, we got you cookies and a TV set.
00:10:47,439 --> 00:10:48,440 So what's our next mission?
00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:49,191 There are no more missions.
00:10:49,316 --> 00:10:50,734 I have everything I want.
00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,111 We ain't got no more missions?
00:10:53,236 --> 00:10:54,154 What are we supposed to do?
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,739 We're angels!
00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:56,573 What do angels do without missions?
00:10:56,698 --> 00:10:57,991 Just play something else!!
00:10:58,116 --> 00:10:59,534 God!!!
00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,620 Oh, dear. We've angered Bosley.
00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:05,123 Tom, I'm standing in front of a house
00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:08,043 where a religious cult is planning to commit mass suicide
00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:09,670 when the meteor shower starts.
00:11:09,795 --> 00:11:10,712 Whoa, cool!
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,255 I wanna be a reporter someday!
00:11:12,381 --> 00:11:14,841 Just moments ago, a couple emerged from the house--
00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:17,928 according to the ATF, the couple refused to cooperate,
00:11:18,053 --> 00:11:20,472 then pulled out very big guns and started shooting everyone.
00:11:20,597 --> 00:11:22,891 The ATF had no choice but to shoot the insane couple,
00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:24,685 and now a standoff has ensued.
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,186 Oooh! Looks like that cult
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,771 is about to be blown to tiny bits!
00:11:27,896 --> 00:11:29,856 The ATF commander tells that he has reason to believe
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,733 there may be children inside--
00:11:31,858 --> 00:11:33,402 Wait a minute...
00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:37,948 Oh my God!
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,533 Dude, that's <i>this</i> house!
00:11:39,658 --> 00:11:40,992 They think <i>our</i> parents are the religious cult!
00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,744 Do you think someday I could be a reporter?
00:11:42,869 --> 00:11:44,788 We just received a photo from the recon team,
00:11:44,913 --> 00:11:46,581 of the action inside the house,
00:11:46,707 --> 00:11:48,667 showing evidence that there are indeed
00:11:48,792 --> 00:11:50,127 innocent children trapped inside.
00:11:50,252 --> 00:11:52,295 Those sick cult-fanatic bastards!
00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,880 Dude!
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,132 Hey, our parents aren't religious fantastics.
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,425 Why, we gotta tell them
00:11:56,550 --> 00:11:57,342 they're making an awful mistake, don't we.
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,635 Yes, come on angels!
00:11:58,760 --> 00:12:00,220 Looks like we have a new mission!!
00:12:00,345 --> 00:12:02,889 [yelling and partying]
00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,851 Randy, you're really making me feel unimportant.
00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:08,186 Talk... talk, damn you.
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,479 Look, I'm just having a hard time
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,564 with what we did in the hot tub.
00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:12,023 So now we can't be friends?
00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:13,150 I didn't say that.
00:12:13,275 --> 00:12:14,651 I mean... I don't know...
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,027 I-I just feel so strange.
00:12:16,153 --> 00:12:17,696 I know it's ridiculous
00:12:17,821 --> 00:12:19,239 but I can't help feeling like people here <i>know.</i>
00:12:19,364 --> 00:12:20,490 You know?
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:21,616 Even though nobody could know
00:12:21,742 --> 00:12:23,160 'cause we said we'd never tell anybody.
00:12:23,285 --> 00:12:25,370 We said we'd never tell anybody?
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,456 Well, of course we wouldn't!
00:12:27,581 --> 00:12:29,124 Oh... I didn't realize that.
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,501 You didn't tell anybody did you?!
00:12:31,626 --> 00:12:33,920 Well... a few people, yeah!
00:12:34,045 --> 00:12:35,046 What?!
00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:36,173 Why the hell would you do that?!
00:12:36,298 --> 00:12:37,799 You didn't say not to tell anyone!
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:40,051 Well of course I thought it would be <i>implied</i>!
00:12:40,177 --> 00:12:41,720 When you masturbate with another guy in a hot tub
00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,555 you assume that nobody's going to tell anybody!!
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,515 Listen to you, you're yelling at me.
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,142 You've never yelled at me before.
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,393 Aarggh!
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,020 Hey, you guys!
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,104 We've got a big problem!
00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:54,524 The ATF is outside and they think
00:12:54,649 --> 00:12:55,567 you're all a religious cult!!
00:12:55,692 --> 00:12:56,777 You gotta go talk to them!!
00:12:56,902 --> 00:12:58,403 Raise the roof!!
00:12:58,528 --> 00:13:00,947 How come they're acting that way, Stan?
00:13:01,072 --> 00:13:03,366 How come they're laughing and falling down and such?
00:13:03,492 --> 00:13:05,660 Mom, go look outside!
00:13:05,786 --> 00:13:07,370 Mommy's little poopy-kins!
00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:09,331 Let me handle this, Stan.
00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:11,750 Now listen up, and listen good, everyone.
00:13:11,875 --> 00:13:13,001 Why, I'm awful disappointed in you
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:14,377 drinkin' and carryin' on this way.
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:16,129 You should be ashamed of yourselves.
00:13:16,254 --> 00:13:18,048 If you don't get outside right now,
00:13:18,173 --> 00:13:20,509 and tell those army guys you're not religious fantastics,
00:13:20,634 --> 00:13:22,177 there's gonna be heck to pay.
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,637 Heck, I tell you.
00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,014 [laughing and partying]
00:13:27,724 --> 00:13:29,810 C'mon, we're gonna have to go tell 'em ourselves.
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,772 Lay down your weapons.
00:13:33,897 --> 00:13:35,440 We don't have any weapons.
00:13:35,565 --> 00:13:38,109 Go back inside and tell everyone that they are surrounded.
00:13:38,235 --> 00:13:39,569 Tell them to come out peacefully,
00:13:39,694 --> 00:13:41,363 and we will not shoot them!
00:13:41,488 --> 00:13:43,573 Argghh! - Get back inside!
00:13:45,534 --> 00:13:46,493 I don't think they're gonna come out.
00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:47,869 Use the "Gans technique".
00:13:47,994 --> 00:13:49,412 What's the "Gans technique"?
00:13:49,538 --> 00:13:50,664 This what we did in Waco.
00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:52,290 Play really bad music really loud
00:13:52,415 --> 00:13:55,001 until it drives 'em nuts and makes them want to come out.
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,461 [Cher-like dance music starts]
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,549 Nobody can stand this much <i>Cher</i>!
00:14:00,674 --> 00:14:02,092 This is her new album.
00:14:02,217 --> 00:14:04,052 If this doesn't drive them out, nothing will!
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:07,138 That's great music, Mr. Mackey, what is that?
00:14:07,264 --> 00:14:09,516 This is <i>Cher,</i> this is her new album.
00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,893 Well, hell, turn it up!
00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:12,978 Yeah, well you know what I heard?
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:13,979 I heard that he's gay.
00:14:14,104 --> 00:14:14,813 Oh, is he?
00:14:14,938 --> 00:14:15,313 Who?
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:16,690 Huh?
00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:17,566 Who did you hear is gay?!
00:14:17,691 --> 00:14:18,608 Ricky Martin, the singer.
00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:19,609 Oh.
00:14:19,734 --> 00:14:21,194 Hey, Randy what's up?
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:23,446 What the hell is that supposed to mean?! - Huh?
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:25,699 Look, shouldn't you be hanging out with your wife right now?
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:27,242 I just felt like talking to you.
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,702 There's nothing to talk about.
00:14:28,827 --> 00:14:29,911 You're having regrets, aren't you?
00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:30,745 No...
00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,330 I don't know.
00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:34,165 Hey... talk to me.
00:14:34,291 --> 00:14:35,834 No!
00:14:35,959 --> 00:14:37,168 I thought we agreed what happened in the hot tub
00:14:37,294 --> 00:14:38,545 wouldn't change our relationship.
00:14:38,670 --> 00:14:39,754 Will you stop it?!
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,631 I don't... I just...
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,091 Hey "Mister Withdrawn",
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,885 you might not need to talk about it, but I sure do.
00:14:45,010 --> 00:14:46,011 Arrgh!
00:14:46,136 --> 00:14:48,096 Sharon, Sharon. Can we go?
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:49,681 Go?
00:14:49,806 --> 00:14:51,141 The meteor shower hasn't even started yet!
00:14:51,266 --> 00:14:53,018 I know.
00:14:53,143 --> 00:14:54,144 But I want to make love to you, right now.
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,020 I <i>have</i> to make love to you right now.
00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:56,521 Randy, relax.
00:14:56,646 --> 00:14:58,940 We don't ever get to party, now come on, loosen up!
00:14:59,065 --> 00:14:59,983 Experiment!
00:15:00,108 --> 00:15:01,568 I already did.
00:15:01,693 --> 00:15:02,861 Dad, Dad, they shot at us!
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,112 Not now, Stan.
00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:04,863 Mom!
00:15:04,988 --> 00:15:06,990 Whoopie!
00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:11,328 Hey, what are we gonna do, huh?!
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:12,329 They shot at us!
00:15:12,454 --> 00:15:14,122 They really shot at us!
00:15:14,247 --> 00:15:15,707 They ain't gonna stop until we're all dead I bet'cha!
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:16,583 Us and all our families.
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,084 Get a hold of yourself, man!
00:15:18,209 --> 00:15:19,461 How come you slapped my face, Stan, huh?
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,254 What on earth would you go and do that for anyways?
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:22,881 Come on, we have to find out what's happening!
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:25,133 I am standing now with Danny Ganz,
00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:26,593 the commander of the ATF.
00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,553 Commander, what is the latest?
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:30,597 We have not had any cooperation with the cult inside the house.
00:15:30,722 --> 00:15:32,390 They are refusing to come out,
00:15:32,515 --> 00:15:33,892 and apparently, they still plan to commit mass suicide
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,894 once the meteor shower starts,
00:15:36,019 --> 00:15:37,646 which should be any moment now.
00:15:37,771 --> 00:15:39,522 See how reporters get to wear those cool jackets?
00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:40,690 That's why I wanna be a reporter!
00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,359 So what are your plans, commander?
00:15:42,484 --> 00:15:44,069 Right now our plan is to burn the house down.
00:15:44,194 --> 00:15:45,487 If we set it on fire,
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,905 they'll have no choice but to come out.
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:48,865 Oh dear god, they're gonna set us on fire!
00:15:48,990 --> 00:15:51,493 Oh great Jesus, son of Mary, wife of Joseph what are we gonna do?!
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:54,287 Oh sweet Joseph husband to Mary but not father of sweet Jesus!!
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,914 Shhh!
00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:57,791 Setting them on fire seems a little dangerous, commander.
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,167 It is...
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:00,543 But we can't let them kill themselves.
00:16:00,669 --> 00:16:02,045 We have to let them know this isn't a cult party!
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,880 But we can't, they'll just shoot at us again!
00:16:04,005 --> 00:16:06,299 They're gonna burn us up and act like nothing happened.
00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:09,803 Oh sweet Jesus, Mary mother of Jesus wife of Joseph, father to Mary...
00:16:09,928 --> 00:16:11,888 Wait... Mary wife of...
00:16:12,013 --> 00:16:13,181 Hold on.
00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:14,683 C'mon angels, we've got a new mission.
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,018 And this time... it's for real.
00:16:18,687 --> 00:16:21,147 For hours now the ATF has tried to communicate
00:16:21,272 --> 00:16:23,608 with the religious fanatics inside this house.
00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:26,027 The meteor shower is expected to begin at any moment,
00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,988 and so time is running out.
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:31,116 Oh look, Harold's doing it again!
00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:35,829 This is Jill Monroe reporting live
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:37,747 from inside the meteor shower party.
00:16:37,872 --> 00:16:40,458 As you can see, this is a perfectly normal party.
00:16:40,583 --> 00:16:42,377 Nobody is killing themselves.
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:45,130 We tried to tell ATF people but they shot at us...
00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:46,297 Anything else?
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:47,424 Tell 'em not to burn us down.
00:16:47,549 --> 00:16:49,426 Oh yeah, don't burn us, please.
00:16:49,551 --> 00:16:51,011 Jill Monroe, GFN news.
00:16:51,136 --> 00:16:53,054 [Pip] Now, what do we do?
00:16:53,179 --> 00:16:54,389 Now we find a way to get this tape out to the <i>re a I</i> reporters.
00:16:54,514 --> 00:16:55,598 Hey, I'm a real reporter!
00:16:55,724 --> 00:16:56,808 You're right, you are, Dougie.
00:16:56,933 --> 00:16:58,435 You did an awesome job.
00:16:58,560 --> 00:17:01,938 Attention cult people, do not commit mass suicide.
00:17:02,063 --> 00:17:04,899 There are so many reasons not to kill yourselves.
00:17:05,025 --> 00:17:06,568 Flowers, for instance.
00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:08,028 And back rubs.
00:17:08,153 --> 00:17:10,739 Alright, I'm through trying to reason with them!
00:17:10,864 --> 00:17:12,574 Send in the negotiator!
00:17:15,368 --> 00:17:17,245 Uh, excuse me, but what proof do you have
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:19,080 that those people inside are religious fanatics?
00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,582 We know what we're doing!
00:17:20,707 --> 00:17:22,125 We did this all before in Waco!
00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:24,377 Yes, but you totally screwed up Waco.
00:17:24,502 --> 00:17:26,087 You killed a bunch of innocent people
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:27,547 and then tried to say they killed themselves.
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:28,882 Look, you see this?
00:17:29,007 --> 00:17:29,799 You see this?
00:17:29,924 --> 00:17:30,884 Yes.
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:31,634 You see it, you see it?
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:32,218 Go get it!
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:33,261 Go get it!
00:17:35,472 --> 00:17:38,558 Alright, let's get ready to kick some religious-fanatic-ass!
00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:45,857 Having a good time?
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,150 Yeah, swell.
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,943 Could I just... have a few minutes alone?
00:17:49,069 --> 00:17:50,695 I'm not gonna let you change on me, Randy.
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:52,697 Just because we shared an intimate moment in the hot tub--
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:55,408 We did not share an intimate moment, okay?
00:17:55,533 --> 00:17:57,285 That makes it sound gay.
00:17:58,578 --> 00:17:59,245 Goodnight, everyone.
00:17:59,370 --> 00:18:00,872 Look out!
00:18:02,874 --> 00:18:03,708 Hold your fire!
00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,418 Okay...
00:18:05,543 --> 00:18:07,879 People at the door, that was a warning.
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:09,923 Go back inside and tell the others
00:18:10,048 --> 00:18:12,842 that they now have one minute to surrender.
00:18:15,553 --> 00:18:16,846 Oh no, we're out of time!
00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,598 Are you sure you can do this, Butters?
00:18:18,723 --> 00:18:20,558 No, I'm not sure, I'm not sure at all, what am I doing again?
00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,268 We're just gonna slide you down this rope,
00:18:22,393 --> 00:18:23,603 and then you gotta get our exclusive video
00:18:23,728 --> 00:18:24,896 to that reporter down there.
00:18:25,021 --> 00:18:26,064 That sounds awful dangerous.
00:18:26,189 --> 00:18:27,440 Can you hit a target, Pip?
00:18:27,565 --> 00:18:29,984 I was Archery Class Esquire in Stratfordshire!
00:18:30,110 --> 00:18:32,237 Hit something nice and solid, now.
00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:38,076 I think that's got it!
00:18:38,201 --> 00:18:39,119 Nice job, Pip!
00:18:39,244 --> 00:18:40,286 Did I do a nice job, really?
00:18:40,411 --> 00:18:41,788 Alright, Butters, now it's your turn.
00:18:41,913 --> 00:18:44,833 I don't know about this, I think I'll reconsider.
00:18:44,958 --> 00:18:47,877 Yup, I think reconsidering is the thing to do right now...
00:18:48,002 --> 00:18:48,878 Whoaa!
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:53,758 Whooooa!
00:18:55,426 --> 00:18:57,053 He made it down!
00:18:57,178 --> 00:18:58,930 Alright, people, prepare to fire on my command!
00:18:59,055 --> 00:18:59,806 Mr. Reporter, sir!
00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,766 Huh?
00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:04,144 We've got an eyewitness exclusive video for you, sir.
00:19:07,021 --> 00:19:08,314 Honey...
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,524 God, everybody's looking at me.
00:19:09,649 --> 00:19:10,525 Everybody knows!
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:11,693 Everybody doesn't know.
00:19:11,818 --> 00:19:13,236 And why are you so ashamed of me?
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,779 What's happened to you?!
00:19:14,904 --> 00:19:16,406 You've become all needy and talkative and--
00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:17,907 I just want to know it meant something to you.
00:19:18,032 --> 00:19:19,784 It didn't mean anything to me, Jerry!!
00:19:19,909 --> 00:19:22,662 All we did was watch each other masturbate in the hot tub!!
00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:25,790 [gasp]
00:19:27,167 --> 00:19:28,626 Aw, I was just <i>in</i> the hot tub!!
00:19:28,751 --> 00:19:31,713 Yeah, yeah! it's true.
00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:33,298 I thought it would be exciting and maybe it was,
00:19:33,423 --> 00:19:35,592 but I can't deal with your accusing stares!!
00:19:35,717 --> 00:19:38,011 We watched each other jack off in the hot tub!!
00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,429 There, we did it!
00:19:39,554 --> 00:19:40,471 I'm not proud of it, but there it is!!
00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,308 Well, it's not like you're the only guy
00:19:43,433 --> 00:19:44,893 who's ever watched another guy masturbate.
00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:45,768 I've done it.
00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:47,020 Me too.
00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:47,854 Yeah, I've done that a few times.
00:19:47,979 --> 00:19:48,438 Yup...
00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,105 Me too...
00:19:49,230 --> 00:19:51,649 Uh-huh, yep.
00:19:51,774 --> 00:19:53,610 Aw hell, I've done it, too...
00:19:53,735 --> 00:19:54,986 With Cameron, here.
00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,822 Juanita could you fix some more dip, Juanita?
00:19:57,947 --> 00:19:59,657 You mean it?
00:19:59,782 --> 00:20:00,825 I'm not gay?
00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:02,410 Well, maybe a little.
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,162 But we're all a little gay.
00:20:04,287 --> 00:20:05,830 Oh I feel so much better!!
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,081 Wow!!
00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:08,291 So we're friends again?
00:20:08,416 --> 00:20:09,334 You bet we are, Jerry!
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,752 I feel great!!
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,754 I feel like I could take on the world!!
00:20:12,879 --> 00:20:14,631 Everything's gonna be okay!!
00:20:16,507 --> 00:20:18,134 Alright, everyone. Fire!
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,969 Hold on, just a minute!
00:20:20,094 --> 00:20:21,763 This is Derek Smalls reporting.
00:20:21,888 --> 00:20:23,514 We have just received an exclusive video
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:25,350 from <i>inside</i> the house,
00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,311 proving that the people inside are not cultists after all!
00:20:28,436 --> 00:20:29,938 Uh-oh...
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:33,274 Uh, attention everyone this has only been a test!
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:34,817 Good job, men on this,
00:20:34,943 --> 00:20:36,277 uh, simulation.
00:20:36,402 --> 00:20:38,154 Simulation?
00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:39,739 All is well, do not shoot at--
00:20:45,453 --> 00:20:47,580 Oh, I believe we saved the day!
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:50,041 Oops.
00:20:50,166 --> 00:20:51,084 Sir, this isn't gonna look good.
00:20:51,209 --> 00:20:52,210 You're right--
00:20:52,335 --> 00:20:53,378 Quick, let's get out of here!
00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:57,715 Say, that was a fine piece of journalism, boys.
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,259 Wow, you mean it?
00:20:59,384 --> 00:21:01,302 Sure, why with your tape I'll be able to make millions
00:21:01,427 --> 00:21:03,221 and further my career beyond my wildest dreams.
00:21:03,346 --> 00:21:05,932 Oh, hooray, then!
00:21:06,057 --> 00:21:08,101 Well, angels, I must say I think we did a smashing job!
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:09,811 We sure did!
00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:11,396 Why, we put the fear of God in those ATF sons-of-guns,
00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:12,855 I can tell you.
00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,232 But you know, I learned something today...
00:21:14,357 --> 00:21:15,441 I used to call you guys melvins.
00:21:15,566 --> 00:21:16,943 But you're just kids, like me.
00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,444 We separate you in school, because you talk different,
00:21:18,569 --> 00:21:20,029 or you study too hard...
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,572 But we've proven tonight that we can all get along.
00:21:21,698 --> 00:21:23,408 So you mean we can stay friends, Stan?
00:21:23,533 --> 00:21:24,659 Wouldn't that be swell, huh?
00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,160 Dude, am I glad to see you.
00:21:26,286 --> 00:21:27,662 You would not believe the night I had.
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,871 You?!
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,581 You think you had a bad night?
00:21:30,707 --> 00:21:31,582 I had to hang out all night with these friggin' melvins!
00:21:31,708 --> 00:21:32,583 Oh, dude, weak.
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,210 Super weak.
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:35,795 Come on, I'll tell you all about what happened to me.
00:21:38,047 --> 00:21:40,425 ["Cher" pumping on the box]

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