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Jakovasaurs
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Город старается спасти вымирающий вид — яковозавров. Однако постепенно эти животные начинают раздражать всех, кроме Картмана.
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- 00:00:09,719 --> 00:00:13,347 ♪ I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:13,389 --> 00:00:15,016 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:17,101 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:20,104 ♪ Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:21,647 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:23,649 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:26,360 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:30,114 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
- 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:33,492 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:43,085 You guys, listen to this song I just wrote.
- 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,336 It's called "I Hate You Guys".
- 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,923 ♪ I hate you guys ♪
- 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:49,216 ♪ You guys are assholes ♪
- 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:53,012 ♪ Especially Kenny ♪
- 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:55,723 ♪ I hate him the most ♪
- 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:58,100 Okay, now let's try one all together.
- 00:00:58,225 --> 00:00:59,310 ♪ I hate you guys ♪
- 00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:01,479 Come on, you guys know the words!
- 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:02,980 ♪ Especially Kenny ♪
- 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:04,440 This is sweet, being rugged outdoorsmen.
- 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:05,691 Facing the wilderness,
- 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:07,359 not having to be home until 8:30.
- 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:08,486 Where are you going?
- 00:01:08,611 --> 00:01:09,487 I'm going home for a minute.
- 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:10,362 I have to go to the bathroom.
- 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:11,238 Just go behind the trees.
- 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:13,240 I have to go number two.
- 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:14,658 So? You can poo in the wilderness.
- 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:16,494 No way, dude. What would I wipe with?
- 00:01:16,619 --> 00:01:17,661 Cartman, don't be such a baby.
- 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:19,038 We're supposed to be rugged outdoorsmen.
- 00:01:19,163 --> 00:01:20,039 What do I sit on?
- 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:22,124 You just squat, stupid.
- 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,043 Not here. Go further away!
- 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:25,169 God, I'm glad you guys know
- 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:26,629 all these "pooping outside" rules.
- 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:31,383 Come on, now.
- 00:01:31,509 --> 00:01:32,468 Watch out for ground eels!
- 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,513 Shut up, you guys. I can't think!
- 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:36,847 What do you have to think about?
- 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:39,266 I have to think about planes dropping bombs
- 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:40,476 and dump trucks
- 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,020 and soft-serve ice cream.
- 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:44,063 Ah, that did it!
- 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,397 Sick, dude!
- 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,154 ♪ Pooping outside ♪
- 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:53,948 ♪ Making soft-serve ice cream ♪
- 00:01:54,073 --> 00:01:55,741 ♪ For all my friends ♪
- 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:58,160 ♪ Especially Kenny ♪
- 00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,954 Hey, Kenny, can I borrow one of your gloves?
- 00:02:00,079 --> 00:02:01,372 Mrph rhm.
- 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:02,581 Mrph rmh!
- 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:03,833 What the...
- 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:05,292 Oohma kooba!
- 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:06,752 Oh my God, you guys, come look at this!
- 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:08,379 We don't want to look at it, Cartman!
- 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:09,338 You guys, get over here!
- 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,381 No way, dude!
- 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,508 I'm seriously!
- 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,301 Look, over by those bushes! - What?
- 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:15,636 Meesa scared!
- 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,304 I see it! - Come on, let's kill it!
- 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:18,472 Aw, Cartman!
- 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:19,890 You're supposed to bury it!
- 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:22,768 Look at this sword...
- 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:24,103 Offered only here on House Shopping Network.
- 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:26,856 It's got a dragon on the blade!
- 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:29,984 It's got a dragon painted right on the blade.
- 00:02:30,109 --> 00:02:31,652 Used by the samurai of Japan...
- 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:33,904 Ned, how the hell could you lose your voice box?
- 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,323 I can't hear you, Ned.
- 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,741 You don't have a trachea.
- 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:39,118 You smoked too much. You had it removed.
- 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:40,619 And then you drank too much,
- 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,329 and you lost your God damn voice box, Ned.
- 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,498 Shut...up...Jim-bo.
- 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,792 Aw, Ned, don't burp-talk. That just sicks me out.
- 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:47,793 It went this way! Over here!
- 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:48,961 Come on, you guys.
- 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,588 What the hell's going on?
- 00:02:50,713 --> 00:02:52,256 Uncle Jimbo, Cartman found some animal creature.
- 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:53,507 It ran over that way!
- 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,009 Hold on, I'll get my shotgun!
- 00:02:55,134 --> 00:02:56,594 Ned! Ned, come on!
- 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:58,971 Where'd it go?
- 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:00,639 It just ran by here a second ago!
- 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,808 Sounds like it ran into the ostrich trap!
- 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,686 Shh! Now, keep quiet.
- 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:08,397 Alright, I'm gonna turn my flashlight on.
- 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,191 It may get startled, so be ready.
- 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,735 Ooba dagga!
- 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:13,944 Holy crow!
- 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,654 I've never seen anything like it!
- 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:16,864 Meesa gonna die?
- 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,115 Whoo-woop!
- 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,909 Hey, that thing's funny!
- 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:21,035 It's stupid.
- 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,369 Well, let's kill it!
- 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,163 No! No, don't.
- 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:25,164 Huh?
- 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:26,665 I like it.
- 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:27,958 You don't like anything, Cartman!
- 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,543 Well, alright...
- 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:30,294 Ned, get the mayor on the phone,
- 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,087 tell her that we--
- 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:34,215 Oh, yeah, he can't talk. Never mind, I'll do it.
- 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:36,550 Yeah, it was like wrestling a Louisiana alligator,
- 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:37,718 this thing!
- 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:38,677 Put up one hell of a fight!
- 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:43,515 Hello, there. Who's the cute baby?
- 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:44,391 Who's the fuzzy, huh?
- 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:47,061 Yes, that's a cutie.
- 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:48,646 Mayor, we're from the Department of Interior.
- 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:50,064 Oh, yes. How are you?
- 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,232 Fine, just fine.
- 00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:52,066 Fine, just fine. - Fine.
- 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:53,484 Right over here.
- 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:54,652 My God, McClannon. Do you believe it?
- 00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:56,153 Meesa needs a Jakov!
- 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:57,780 Gooo-wooop!
- 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,365 It's amazing! - What?
- 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,200 Mayor, this is a Jakovasaur.
- 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:03,285 A live one has never been seen!
- 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,578 Ooh, neato!
- 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:05,579 Incredible!
- 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:06,872 We know of this creature
- 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,457 only from remains found frozen in snow.
- 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,084 Do you realize what this means?
- 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:11,961 We could use its DNA and have a chance at bringing
- 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:14,672 the entire Jakovasaur species back from extinction.
- 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:16,590 Wow, cool!
- 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:19,593 Is...there...re...ward...money?
- 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,472 Cut it out, Ned. That's just disgusting!
- 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,099 This one Jakovasaur
- 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:26,433 could mother an entire population of the animals.
- 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:29,144 Well, in that case, I think we should name it...
- 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:30,187 "Hope."
- 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,188 Hope.
- 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,148 Yes, Hope!
- 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:34,817 Meesa name "Junjun"!
- 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,443 I think its name is Junjun.
- 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,612 Hope! Why, that's a perfectly beautiful name!
- 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,572 Now we must find a safe place for it.
- 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:42,324 I'll keep it at my house.
- 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,410 No, Garrison, you'll just try to have sex with it.
- 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:45,619 Wah?
- 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,037 What? How dare you say that!
- 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:48,706 Garrison, you remember what happened
- 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:51,208 to the wounded pigeon you were supposed to take care of?
- 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,961 Oh, come on, you all know that pigeon was a total slut.
- 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:55,796 I've got a barn it can stay in.
- 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,339 It ain't much, but it's heated.
- 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,549 Well, that sounds fine, just fine.
- 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:00,050 Fine, just fine. - Fine.
- 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,218 Now wait a minute.
- 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:02,469 I want to clear the air here.
- 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,305 We all know that pigeon was a whore.
- 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:06,849 Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon!
- 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,520 Oh, whatever!
- 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,918 it's got a dragon painted on the blade.
- 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:36,879 This is the Tsumutomi sword...
- 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,256 Wow, a dragon right on the blade.
- 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,467 Mom, can I get a Tsumutomi sword
- 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:43,969 used by the ancient Tokugawa soldiers?
- 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,637 I'll think about it, hon.
- 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:46,638 Sweet.
- 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,184 Mom, somebody's at the door!
- 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:52,436 Mommy's busy, poopykins!
- 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:53,479 Should I get it?
- 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:56,148 Go ahead, snookums!
- 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:59,193 It's probably one of your little friends.
- 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:00,235 Okay!
- 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:01,236 Hmm.
- 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:02,321 Okay, okay.
- 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:04,281 Hold your horses. God!
- 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,453 Mom, it's another Stark's Pond creature!
- 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:11,038 That's nice, muffin!
- 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:12,331 Please help me!
- 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:13,791 W-w-whoa!
- 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,793 Please help me find Junjun.
- 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,461 She has been gone since last night,
- 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:18,796 and I'm worried scared!
- 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:20,255 You mean the other Jakovasaur?
- 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:21,924 What means a Jakovasaur?
- 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,467 You're a Jakovasaur. That's what they call you.
- 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,386 Oh. Cool beans!
- 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,346 But the other Jakovasaur talked different.
- 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:28,889 That's 'cause Junjun's a girl.
- 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,766 Girls talk different.
- 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,559 I have to call my friends. They're never gonna believe it.
- 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,103 Please take me to Junjun.
- 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,729 We're the last of our kind.
- 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,648 There are only two of us left.
- 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:39,191 He's the last of his kind, you guys.
- 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:40,609 There's only two of them left.
- 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:44,321 Did you smoke some of your mom's crack?
- 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:45,572 Will you stop with the whole "mom smoking crack" thing?
- 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:46,949 That's a old joke.
- 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,159 Eric, do you have any more cookies?
- 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:50,536 Who's that? One of your mom's boyfriends?
- 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,037 No, that was the Jakovasaur.
- 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,122 It's okay to come in!
- 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:54,581 Wow!
- 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:55,874 Jakov, I want you to meet my friends.
- 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,168 Hi, you guys. I love new friends!
- 00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,253 Who-o-a!
- 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:00,462 Aa-yah-yah-yah.
- 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,965 Isn't he funny?
- 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,341 No, he's annoying.
- 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:05,759 What are we supposed to do with him?
- 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:06,510 We have to take him to that rancher's barn
- 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:08,011 to see his girlfriend.
- 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:08,971 Why don't we just tell our parents?
- 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,055 No, adults won't understand.
- 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,724 We have to do this ourselves!
- 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,268 Shh! Keep quiet.
- 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,186 We could get in big trouble for being here.
- 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:17,271 Junjun!
- 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:18,480 Shh! Keep quiet, stupid!
- 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,524 Oh, Junjun, I'm so glad you're okay!
- 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:21,608 Dude, have you ever heard of whispering?
- 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,360 I am whispering!
- 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:24,778 Yeeeee-ow!
- 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,406 You're so funny, Jakov.
- 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:28,407 I am?
- 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:30,492 Okay, Jakov,
- 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:31,910 why don't you take boonga here and go back to Stark's Pond?
- 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,370 Oh, I don't know.
- 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,330 This place is kinda nicer than Stark's Pond.
- 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,501 Ohh! Wesa in big doo-doo now!
- 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,544 Uh-oh!
- 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,008 Hello, and welcome to Voice Box Express,
- 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,050 your number-one source for voice boxes.
- 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:48,635 I'm Amanda. How may I help you?
- 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,762 Yes, hello.
- 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:52,890 Um, I...Lost...
- 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:55,684 my...voice...box.
- 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:56,810 Excuse me?
- 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,020 I...lost...
- 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,355 my...voice...box.
- 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,109 Excuse me?
- 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:09,198 I...lost...my...voice...box.
- 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:10,741 Hey, Ned, look what I bought you,
- 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:11,909 a new voice box!
- 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,660 You want it? You want it?
- 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,662 Yeah, there-- yeah, you want it?
- 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:16,663 Alright, here you go.
- 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,081 Well, try it out!
- 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:19,583 Aw, Jimbo.
- 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,251 I can't thank you enough for the new voice box.
- 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:24,379 Now, what in the devil is this thing?
- 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:27,424 Oh, no, I must have picked up the Irish model by mistake.
- 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:29,635 Aw, what a bloody pickle this is.
- 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,261 Did you keep the receipt, then?
- 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:32,763 You guys, come quick. I've only just heard!
- 00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:33,847 What? What is it?
- 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,098 They found another one!
- 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:36,683 They found another Jakovasaur.
- 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:41,480 Oh, blimey!
- 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:43,273 Here with more on the status of the Jakovasaurs
- 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,150 is Department-of-Interior guy!
- 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,818 Thank you, Mayor.
- 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:49,112 The noble Jakovasaur is on the brink of extinction.
- 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:52,032 And now you as a community have a chance to bring them back.
- 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:54,034 "Thank you, Mayor, for this distinctive honor..."
- 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,494 What are you doing, fat ass?
- 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:56,995 I'm preparing my speech for when they call me up
- 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,664 to congratulate me on my discovery.
- 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,749 "Thank you, Mayor, for this distinctive honor..."
- 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,751 Hope and Jakov are the last of their kind.
- 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,294 But with the help of the mayor,
- 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,088 we have implemented a plan to help them breed.
- 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,381 We will give them a home
- 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,466 and a fighting chance at survival.
- 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,760 Yay for us! - Thank you!
- 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,304 Now the little boy who first discovered the Jakovasaurs,
- 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,515 Eric Cartman!
- 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,059 Thank you, mayor, for this honorable distinction.
- 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,811 Well, that's about it. Let's go.
- 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,688 You know, there's really only two seasons here in South Park,
- 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:24,773 winter and July.
- 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,775 But, um, seriously.
- 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,944 South Park has always been a place of discovery for me.
- 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,532 Hey, you sons of bitches, get back here!
- 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:35,534 I'm having a God damn distinctive honor!
- 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,121 Wow, it's so pretty!
- 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,831 Well, Jakov, we hope this new home
- 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:45,127 inspires you and Hope to, uh...hm, you know.
- 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,420 What?
- 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:48,505 Well, we'd love to see more Jakovasaurs,
- 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:51,425 so maybe you two should, uh...
- 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:52,634 What?
- 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,386 Get to some business. - What?
- 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:55,596 They want you to have sex, God damn it!
- 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,264 Oh!
- 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:58,974 We'll just leave you two lovebirds alone.
- 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,058 Alright, then.
- 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:09,443 Who-o-o-a!
- 00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:10,694 Waaahh!
- 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,863 Whoo-o-o-o!
- 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:15,741 Meesa jes don't wanna!
- 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,410 I don't know what to do!
- 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,871 Jakov, to have sex, all you need to do is,
- 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:22,247 well, you know, put your...
- 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:28,086 Hmm, I guess we don't know exactly how Jakovasaurs mate.
- 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,005 There is another option.
- 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,549 I have managed to artificially inseminate Hope
- 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:33,925 with your semen.
- 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:35,886 I have semen? Where's their boat?
- 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,391 Yes, yes. That's very funny, Jakov.
- 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,310 I will need to examine Hope once more
- 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:44,895 to see if the process worked.
- 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,104 Goo-waaaaaa!
- 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,105 Harr! Ooohh!
- 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,690 God damn. Shut up!
- 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,067 Yes, yes. I think it worked.
- 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,652 You're going to be parents.
- 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,028 Yeah! - We did it!
- 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,738 Now I can be like all the other dads
- 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:55,947 in South Park!
- 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,449 Dude, do we really want
- 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,034 another one of these things hanging around?
- 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,745 "And Bubby Brister is having a great first quarter!
- 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,580 "Let's see what trickery he uses here.
- 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,040 "Here's the snap..."
- 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,668 Thanks for inviting me to watch the game, guys!
- 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:08,919 No problem, Jakov.
- 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:09,920 "...to the 40-yard line!"
- 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,547 Go, niners! Nin-ers!
- 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,800 We're rooting for the Broncos here, Jakov.
- 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,301 Oop! - "To Terrell Davis!
- 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:17,761 "He's at the 50, the 40, the 30..."
- 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,221 You guys know what?
- 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,807 This one time, I was watching this rabbit,
- 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,517 a brown rabbit...
- 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:24,643 "He breaks another tackle, and the ball is loose!"
- 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,603 You guys know what happened?
- 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,271 It took dookie right in front of me!
- 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:29,564 Hey, Jakov.
- 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:30,399 Uh, could you run down to the store
- 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,109 and get some more pretzels?
- 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,860 Sure. You got money?
- 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,195 Here you go.
- 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,822 And don't go to the store down the block.
- 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,740 The one four miles away in Fairplay has better pretzels.
- 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:39,866 Cool beans!
- 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,119 Oopie! I'll be right back.
- 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:44,705 Jakovasaurs kind of piss me off, m'kay?
- 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:45,539 yep.
- 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,253 Amazing! The gestation period was only four days.
- 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,213 At that rate, we could repopulate the Jakovasaurs
- 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,673 in just a few years!
- 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,007 Boooo-wap! Don't worry, Hope.
- 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,300 Everything's gonna be fine, just fine.
- 00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,052 Just fine. - Fine.
- 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,387 Dude, I don't want to watch this thing have a baby.
- 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:01,638 If Jakov and Hope don't have kids,
- 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,014 their race will become extinct.
- 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,767 Maybe the baby will be stillborn, like Cartman was.
- 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,018 Hey, I might have been stillborn,
- 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,145 but at least I got better.
- 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,188 Here we go! - Ooo...woop!
- 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,482 Behold, the miracle of childbirth!
- 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,026 Gross!
- 00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:17,529 Ah-woop!
- 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,030 Hooray!
- 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,657 This is the first step in bringing the species
- 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,117 back from the brink of extinction.
- 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,827 Ooh-woop!
- 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:24,953 Looks like there might be a second one.
- 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,206 Wow, that would be a great start for them!
- 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,332 Hooray!
- 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,087 She's a cannon!
- 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,341 Well, apparently they breed in litters.
- 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,510 Aren't they cute, you guys?
- 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,012 Dude, I'm not so sure this is a good thing.
- 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,138 Boooo-woooop!
- 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,557 Aah! Ohh!
- 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,517 Okay, children,
- 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,770 we have some new students joining us today.
- 00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:52,856 Let's all be warm and welcome them to our class.
- 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,024 Dude, it's crowded in here!
- 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,234 I like school! - Boooo-wooop!
- 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:59,029 Okay, so we're just gonna stick to our normal lesson plan
- 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,239 and start the day with history.
- 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,241 Now, does anyone know why Chubby Checker
- 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,786 left The Beatles in 1972?
- 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,330 Yes?
- 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,081 I don't know! - Booooo-woooop!
- 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:13,168 Okay, is there anybody who can answer the question?
- 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,128 I can't. - Me neither.
- 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,506 Damn it, you don't raise your hand if you don't know!
- 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:18,673 Oh! - Gooowwaaa!
- 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:19,716 Gooowwaaa!
- 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,092 Ooh! Fight, fight!
- 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,761 ♪ School, school! I like school! ♪
- 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,513 ♪ School, school! I like school! ♪
- 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:25,514 ♪ School, school! ♪
- 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,015 Dude, this sucks ass!
- 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,391 I like going to school now.
- 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:29,768 Jakovasaurs are so cool.
- 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,812 This is insane, Mr. Garrison.
- 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,897 It sure is, Mr. Hat.
- 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,525 Now, folks, I know we're all a little worried
- 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:37,609 about the Jakovasaurs,
- 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,402 and I want to hear you all out.
- 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:42,113 Mayor, the little Jakovasaurs are ruining my classroom.
- 00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,532 I can't teach our kids anything.
- 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:44,533 Yeah!
- 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,076 And those Jakovasaurs
- 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,702 eat three times as much as normal children.
- 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:48,745 I can't keep up!
- 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,038 Yeah!
- 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,331 And they're creating more trash
- 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,541 than we can handle, too!
- 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,251 Yeah! Listen to him!
- 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,294 And what about little Laura, the Williams kid?
- 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,879 If she doesn't get that heart-valve operation,
- 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,130 she could die!
- 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:02,801 Yeah, yeah, that's right!
- 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,135 Alright, alright.
- 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,428 It's obvious we have to do something,
- 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:06,805 but we can't just make them leave.
- 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,682 We just encourage them to find someplace better.
- 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,267 But where?
- 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:11,852 Jakovasaurs are big, loud, annoying, and stupid.
- 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,562 Where would they fit in?
- 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,480 Memphis? - Yes, Memphis!
- 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,399 You Jakovasaurs would love it there.
- 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,776 I don't know. I like South Park a lot.
- 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,111 What do you think, honey?
- 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,404 Gooooowwwaaahh!
- 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,613 Yeah.
- 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:24,948 But everyone in South Park
- 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,783 wishes they could live in Memphis, right?
- 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:29,536 Yeah, yeah! - Go, Memphis!
- 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,121 Okay, we'll move to Memphis.
- 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:32,289 Hooray!
- 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,748 Hey, Jakov, how's it going?
- 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,500 Great, Eric. We're moving!
- 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,710 Moving?
- 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:37,961 Me and my family are heading
- 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,796 to the promised land of Memphis.
- 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,215 You...can't leave. You're my friend.
- 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,593 Oh, Eric dear, it's what's best.
- 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:45,886 Yeah, let's get that luggage packed.
- 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,596 Jakov, please don't go.
- 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,389 You make everything in South Park fun.
- 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,224 You brought life to this whole town.
- 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,434 It would suck without you.
- 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,727 It would?
- 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,478 Yes. These people, Jakov...
- 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,564 These people need you. I need you.
- 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,941 Please, Jakov... stay?
- 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,860 Okay!
- 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,486 I like South Park best of all!
- 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:04,571 We're staying!
- 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:05,655 Hooray!
- 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,324 Jakov is staying, you guys!
- 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,327 Now what do we do?
- 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,328 Don't worry. We've come up with a plan.
- 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:12,412 You have?
- 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,496 Yes, we're leaving!
- 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:14,831 What?
- 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:15,957 We're getting the hell out of here
- 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,709 and away from those God damn things.
- 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,002 You can't leave!
- 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,337 Yes, who will take care of them?
- 00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,172 Little boy, we're making you an honorary
- 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,840 Department of Interior person.
- 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,717 So now you are officially in charge
- 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,552 of South Park's fish and wildlife.
- 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,180 You have authority over all of them.
- 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,806 I have authoritah?
- 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,558 That's right, and people must respect it.
- 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,560 Well, that should be fine, just fine.
- 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,270 Fine, just fine. - Fine.
- 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,105 Oh, no, nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!
- 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:39,898 Bye-bye, now!
- 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:48,907 And now back to <i>Jakovasaurs</i> on Comedy Central
- 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,118 Hi, honey, I'm home!
- 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,161 Whoo!
- 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,499 Boy, it was rough at work today.
- 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,292 I've never seen so much coffee!
- 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,794 Booooo-wooooop?
- 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,837 No...in the boss' lap!
- 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,632 Hello, Dad!
- 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,384 Hello, Son. How was your day?
- 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:08,843 Oh, not so good.
- 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,428 Something really strange happened.
- 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:14,975 What, you mean MTV played a video that wasn't Will Smith?
- 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,601 No, Dad!
- 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,812 A man in a blue suit and a bag came to the door.
- 00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:21,398 He just left this sealed piece of paper with a stamp on it.
- 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:22,565 That's called a mailman!
- 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,567 He takes care of mail!
- 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:28,488 Oh, he took care of Mom, too.
- 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:29,656 You're a nut!
- 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,617 Let me see that letter!
- 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,119 It's from a game show!
- 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:36,788 The mayor has invited me to compete.
- 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:37,956 Hi, Jakov!
- 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:40,166 What the hell is that?
- 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,752 Who's laughing?
- 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,963 Eric, the mayor has invited us to compete
- 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,173 on a game show in South Park.
- 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:50,427 First prize is an all-expense paid vacation.
- 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,846 Wow, that's cool. I can help you get ready.
- 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,348 Whoop! Whoo!
- 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,270 Come on, come on.
- 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,271 Hello?
- 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,189 Mayor, this is Jakov.
- 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,983 I'm the tall fellow down the block--
- 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,943 Yes, yes, you're calling about the game show.
- 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,737 Congratulations. Will you do it?
- 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,364 Sure, if a free trip is involved.
- 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:12,991 Can my whole family go?
- 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,826 Of course! That's the point!
- 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,037 Just be ready this afternoon at the public access building.
- 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:18,496 And good luck. Hope you win.
- 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,540 Cool beans!
- 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,541 We got him.
- 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,043 Alright, the boys here
- 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,128 will keep little Eric Cartman distracted.
- 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,005 Meanwhile, we get rid of the Jakovasaurs
- 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,840 and bring some normalcy back to this town!
- 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,050 Ready? - Break!
- 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:36,806 Hey, Ned, a package came for you from Voice Box Express.
- 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,184 Oh...boy. Oh...boy.
- 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,602 Now, remember, Barbrady, all you have to do is lose.
- 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,145 Right!
- 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,231 Okay, let's quiet down, people and Jakovasaurs.
- 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,150 Now, as you know, the winner of this little game
- 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,360 will get an all-expense paid trip for himself
- 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:53,448 and 50 of his closest relatives to lovely...France!
- 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,575 And all one of you lucky contestants has to do
- 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,243 is answer only one of these questions.
- 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,745 Are you ready, players?
- 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,163 Ready! - Ready!
- 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:01,748 Okay, hands on your buzzers.
- 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,708 47!
- 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,502 You have to wait until I ask the question first.
- 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,045 Sorry!
- 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,630 That's okay. Hands on buzzers.
- 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:09,589 Turkey sandwich!
- 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:10,757 Damn, he's quick.
- 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,634 Oh, sorry! - No, I'm sorry.
- 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:13,760 No, that's my fault.
- 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,512 No, it's all me. My bad.
- 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,055 Sorry. - Sorry.
- 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,766 Will somebody please unplug the damn buzzers?
- 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,017 Got it.
- 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,185 Now can we get on with this?
- 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,313 First question: What color is blue?
- 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,439 Blue? - What?
- 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,108 Blue is blue?
- 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,734 Aw, did I lose?
- 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,569 What, lose? - No, no, hang on.
- 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:32,654 You're supposed to lose, you idiot!
- 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,239 Where am I?
- 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,907 Just don't answer any more questions, got it?
- 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,075 Okeydokey.
- 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,326 Sorry, folks. A little mix-up.
- 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,994 We're playing best out of three.
- 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,287 What are we doing out here, you guys?
- 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,831 I want to see if Jakov wins that game show.
- 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,249 Oh, he'll win, don't worry.
- 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,792 We just have to show you this new species
- 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,043 because you're the Department of Interior guy now.
- 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,795 Soon they will all be eaten by bears.
- 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:49,921 Let me get out my notepad
- 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,506 so I can classify this new species.
- 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,465 That should be fine, just fine.
- 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,425 Just fine, fine.
- 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,719 There it is! That must be of the antelope family.
- 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:59,347 That's Kenny with branches on his head.
- 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,225 Why did you bring me all the way out here, you guys?
- 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,018 Cartman, Jakovasaurs are making South Park suck.
- 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,854 You have to understand that.
- 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,772 What does that have to do with me being all the way out--
- 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,358 Wait a minute, you're distracting me!
- 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,985 That game show is a fix!
- 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,153 Cartman, wait!
- 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,238 Mrph rmh mrph rmh rmphm-- mrphh!
- 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,074 What's two plus two, Jakov?
- 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,075 I don't know!
- 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,076 Four?
- 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:24,956 Jakov, what is your name?
- 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,124 Jakov.
- 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,168 Oh, screw it. Jakov wins!
- 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,169 I do?
- 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,463 You and your entire family
- 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,591 are going to wonderful and exotic France!
- 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,050 Hooray!
- 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,302 Alright, everybody.
- 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,179 Let's get them to the airport.
- 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,222 Let's go, people. There's no time to lose!
- 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,435 But what about our clothes?
- 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,853 Shouldn't we pack first?
- 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,438 Jakovasaurs don't wear clothes, Jakov.
- 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,480 Oh, yeah!
- 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:50,773 Well, good-bye, everybody!
- 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,650 We'll send stuff from France!
- 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:53,776 Goodbye!
- 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:54,777 Whoo!
- 00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,530 Jakov!
- 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:58,531 Close the door!
- 00:19:58,656 --> 00:19:59,699 Open this door!
- 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,409 Eric, this is for the best.
- 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,787 I am Department of Interior guy, and I have authoritah!
- 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,039 No!
- 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,373 Jakov, don't go!
- 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,001 Hi, Eric!
- 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,127 Okay, bye, then!
- 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,380 Come...Back.
- 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,012 Eric, it's important for you to understand--
- 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,513 Don't, Mother. Just don't.
- 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,057 I know it's hard, Eric,
- 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:25,183 but I've learned something today.
- 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,018 You see, animal species come and go.
- 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,270 It's all part of natural evolution.
- 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,772 The Jakovasaurs would have gone extinct
- 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,232 if we hadn't interfered
- 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:33,441 because their particular form of life
- 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,859 simply wasn't practical.
- 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:35,860 We can't go around
- 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,195 saving every form of life
- 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,697 any more than we can kill them all.
- 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,033 We have to let nature run its course.
- 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,495 Ned, that voice box sucks!
- 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,997 I know. I'm still trying to find my old one.
- 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,582 Well, then, what say we all go get some ice cream?
- 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:50,959 Hooray!
- 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:55,088 No, that's okay. I'll see you guys.
- 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,506 Dude, I've never seen Cartman
- 00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:57,966 care so much about something.
- 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,133 Yeah, I guess he finally found something
- 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,177 that's as annoying as he is.
- 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,306 Bonjour. - Bonjour.
- 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,140 Café? - Oui.
- 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,563 Come on, kids. Let's go find the pyramid!
- 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,107 Whoo! Aah!
- 00:00:09,719 --> 00:00:13,347 ♪ I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:13,389 --> 00:00:15,016 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:15,141 --> 00:00:17,101 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:17,226 --> 00:00:20,104 ♪ Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:20,229 --> 00:00:21,647 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:21,772 --> 00:00:23,649 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor" ♪
- 00:00:23,774 --> 00:00:26,360 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:26,485 --> 00:00:30,114 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
- 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:33,492 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,459 [playing harmonica]
- 00:00:41,584 --> 00:00:43,085 You guys, listen to this song I just wrote.
- 00:00:43,210 --> 00:00:44,336 It's called "I Hate You Guys".
- 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:45,588 [playing harmonica]
- 00:00:45,713 --> 00:00:47,923 ♪ I hate you guys ♪
- 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:49,216 ♪ You guys are assholes ♪
- 00:00:50,676 --> 00:00:53,012 ♪ Especially Kenny ♪
- 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:55,723 ♪ I hate him the most ♪
- 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:58,100 Okay, now let's try one all together.
- 00:00:58,225 --> 00:00:59,310 ♪ I hate you guys ♪
- 00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:01,479 Come on, you guys know the words!
- 00:01:01,604 --> 00:01:02,980 ♪ Especially Kenny ♪
- 00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:04,440 This is sweet, being rugged outdoorsmen.
- 00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:05,691 Facing the wilderness,
- 00:01:05,816 --> 00:01:07,359 not having to be home until 8:30.
- 00:01:07,485 --> 00:01:08,486 Where are you going?
- 00:01:08,611 --> 00:01:09,487 I'm going home for a minute.
- 00:01:09,612 --> 00:01:10,362 I have to go to the bathroom.
- 00:01:10,488 --> 00:01:11,238 Just go behind the trees.
- 00:01:11,363 --> 00:01:13,240 I have to go number two.
- 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:14,658 So? You can poo in the wilderness.
- 00:01:14,784 --> 00:01:16,494 No way, dude. What would I wipe with?
- 00:01:16,619 --> 00:01:17,661 Cartman, don't be such a baby.
- 00:01:17,787 --> 00:01:19,038 We're supposed to be rugged outdoorsmen.
- 00:01:19,163 --> 00:01:20,039 What do I sit on?
- 00:01:20,164 --> 00:01:22,124 You just squat, stupid.
- 00:01:22,249 --> 00:01:24,043 Not here. Go further away!
- 00:01:24,168 --> 00:01:25,169 God, I'm glad you guys know
- 00:01:25,294 --> 00:01:26,629 all these "pooping outside" rules.
- 00:01:29,381 --> 00:01:31,383 [grunts] Come on, now.
- 00:01:31,509 --> 00:01:32,468 Watch out for ground eels!
- 00:01:32,593 --> 00:01:33,844 [all laughing]
- 00:01:33,969 --> 00:01:35,513 Shut up, you guys. I can't think!
- 00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:36,847 What do you have to think about?
- 00:01:36,972 --> 00:01:39,266 I have to think about planes dropping bombs
- 00:01:39,391 --> 00:01:40,476 and dump trucks
- 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,020 and soft-serve ice cream.
- 00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:44,063 [plop] Ah, that did it!
- 00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,397 Sick, dude!
- 00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:50,194 [playing harmonica]
- 00:01:50,319 --> 00:01:52,154 ♪ Pooping outside ♪
- 00:01:52,279 --> 00:01:53,948 ♪ Making soft-serve ice cream ♪
- 00:01:54,073 --> 00:01:55,741 ♪ For all my friends ♪
- 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:58,160 ♪ Especially Kenny ♪
- 00:01:58,285 --> 00:01:59,954 Hey, Kenny, can I borrow one of your gloves?
- 00:02:00,079 --> 00:02:01,372 Mrph rhm.
- 00:02:01,497 --> 00:02:02,581 Mrph rmh!
- 00:02:02,706 --> 00:02:03,833 [rustling] What the...
- 00:02:03,958 --> 00:02:05,292 Oohma kooba!
- 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:06,752 Oh my God, you guys, come look at this!
- 00:02:06,877 --> 00:02:08,379 We don't want to look at it, Cartman!
- 00:02:08,504 --> 00:02:09,338 You guys, get over here!
- 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:10,381 No way, dude!
- 00:02:10,506 --> 00:02:12,508 I'm seriously!
- 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,301 Look, over by those bushes! - What?
- 00:02:14,426 --> 00:02:15,636 Meesa scared!
- 00:02:15,761 --> 00:02:17,304 I see it! - Come on, let's kill it!
- 00:02:17,429 --> 00:02:18,472 [squish] Aw, Cartman!
- 00:02:18,597 --> 00:02:19,890 You're supposed to bury it!
- 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:22,768 Look at this sword...
- 00:02:22,893 --> 00:02:24,103 Offered only here on House Shopping Network.
- 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:26,856 It's got a dragon on the blade!
- 00:02:26,981 --> 00:02:29,984 It's got a dragon painted right on the blade.
- 00:02:30,109 --> 00:02:31,652 Used by the samurai of Japan...
- 00:02:31,777 --> 00:02:33,904 Ned, how the hell could you lose your voice box?
- 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,072 [no audio]
- 00:02:35,197 --> 00:02:36,323 I can't hear you, Ned.
- 00:02:36,448 --> 00:02:37,741 You don't have a trachea.
- 00:02:37,867 --> 00:02:39,118 You smoked too much. You had it removed.
- 00:02:39,243 --> 00:02:40,619 And then you drank too much,
- 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,329 and you lost your God damn voice box, Ned.
- 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,498 [belches] Shut...up...Jim-bo.
- 00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:46,792 Aw, Ned, don't burp-talk. That just sicks me out.
- 00:02:46,917 --> 00:02:47,793 It went this way! Over here!
- 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:48,961 Come on, you guys.
- 00:02:49,086 --> 00:02:50,588 What the hell's going on?
- 00:02:50,713 --> 00:02:52,256 Uncle Jimbo, Cartman found some animal creature.
- 00:02:52,381 --> 00:02:53,507 It ran over that way!
- 00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,009 Hold on, I'll get my shotgun!
- 00:02:55,134 --> 00:02:56,594 Ned! Ned, come on!
- 00:02:57,720 --> 00:02:58,971 Where'd it go?
- 00:02:59,096 --> 00:03:00,639 It just ran by here a second ago!
- 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,808 Sounds like it ran into the ostrich trap!
- 00:03:02,933 --> 00:03:05,686 Shh! Now, keep quiet.
- 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:08,397 Alright, I'm gonna turn my flashlight on.
- 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:10,191 It may get startled, so be ready.
- 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:12,735 Ooba dagga!
- 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:13,944 Holy crow!
- 00:03:14,069 --> 00:03:15,654 I've never seen anything like it!
- 00:03:15,779 --> 00:03:16,864 Meesa gonna die?
- 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:18,115 Whoo-woop!
- 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,909 [giggles] Hey, that thing's funny!
- 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:21,035 It's stupid.
- 00:03:21,160 --> 00:03:22,369 Well, let's kill it!
- 00:03:22,494 --> 00:03:24,163 No! No, don't.
- 00:03:24,288 --> 00:03:25,164 Huh?
- 00:03:25,289 --> 00:03:26,665 I like it.
- 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:27,958 You don't like anything, Cartman!
- 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,543 Well, alright...
- 00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:30,294 Ned, get the mayor on the phone,
- 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:32,087 tell her that we--
- 00:03:32,213 --> 00:03:34,215 Oh, yeah, he can't talk. Never mind, I'll do it.
- 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:36,550 Yeah, it was like wrestling a Louisiana alligator,
- 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:37,718 this thing!
- 00:03:37,843 --> 00:03:38,677 Put up one hell of a fight!
- 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:41,138 [crowd murmuring]
- 00:03:41,263 --> 00:03:43,515 Hello, there. Who's the cute baby?
- 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:44,391 Who's the fuzzy, huh?
- 00:03:44,516 --> 00:03:47,061 Yes, that's a cutie.
- 00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:48,646 Mayor, we're from the Department of Interior.
- 00:03:48,771 --> 00:03:50,064 Oh, yes. How are you?
- 00:03:50,189 --> 00:03:51,232 Fine, just fine.
- 00:03:51,357 --> 00:03:52,066 Fine, just fine. - Fine.
- 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:53,484 Right over here.
- 00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:54,652 My God, McClannon. Do you believe it?
- 00:03:54,777 --> 00:03:56,153 Meesa needs a Jakov!
- 00:03:56,278 --> 00:03:57,780 Gooo-wooop!
- 00:03:57,905 --> 00:03:59,365 It's amazing! - What?
- 00:03:59,490 --> 00:04:01,200 Mayor, this is a Jakovasaur.
- 00:04:01,325 --> 00:04:03,285 A live one has never been seen!
- 00:04:03,410 --> 00:04:04,578 Ooh, neato!
- 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:05,579 Incredible!
- 00:04:05,704 --> 00:04:06,872 We know of this creature
- 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:08,457 only from remains found frozen in snow.
- 00:04:08,582 --> 00:04:10,084 Do you realize what this means?
- 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:11,961 We could use its DNA and have a chance at bringing
- 00:04:12,086 --> 00:04:14,672 the entire Jakovasaur species back from extinction.
- 00:04:14,797 --> 00:04:16,590 Wow, cool!
- 00:04:16,715 --> 00:04:19,593 [belching] Is...there...re...ward...money?
- 00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:23,472 Cut it out, Ned. That's just disgusting!
- 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:25,099 This one Jakovasaur
- 00:04:25,224 --> 00:04:26,433 could mother an entire population of the animals.
- 00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:29,144 Well, in that case, I think we should name it...
- 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:30,187 "Hope."
- 00:04:30,312 --> 00:04:31,188 Hope.
- 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:33,148 Yes, Hope!
- 00:04:33,274 --> 00:04:34,817 Meesa name "Junjun"!
- 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:36,443 I think its name is Junjun.
- 00:04:36,568 --> 00:04:38,612 Hope! Why, that's a perfectly beautiful name!
- 00:04:38,737 --> 00:04:40,572 Now we must find a safe place for it.
- 00:04:40,698 --> 00:04:42,324 I'll keep it at my house.
- 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,410 No, Garrison, you'll just try to have sex with it.
- 00:04:44,535 --> 00:04:45,619 Wah?
- 00:04:45,744 --> 00:04:47,037 What? How dare you say that!
- 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:48,706 Garrison, you remember what happened
- 00:04:48,831 --> 00:04:51,208 to the wounded pigeon you were supposed to take care of?
- 00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,961 Oh, come on, you all know that pigeon was a total slut.
- 00:04:54,086 --> 00:04:55,796 I've got a barn it can stay in.
- 00:04:55,921 --> 00:04:57,339 It ain't much, but it's heated.
- 00:04:57,464 --> 00:04:58,549 Well, that sounds fine, just fine.
- 00:04:58,674 --> 00:05:00,050 Fine, just fine. - Fine.
- 00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:01,218 Now wait a minute.
- 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:02,469 I want to clear the air here.
- 00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,305 We all know that pigeon was a whore.
- 00:05:04,430 --> 00:05:06,849 Raise your hand if you didn't sleep with that pigeon!
- 00:05:09,810 --> 00:05:11,520 Oh, whatever!
- 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:30,998 [sniffing]
- 00:05:32,916 --> 00:05:34,918 it's got a dragon painted on the blade.
- 00:05:35,044 --> 00:05:36,879 This is the Tsumutomi sword...
- 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:39,256 Wow, a dragon right on the blade.
- 00:05:39,381 --> 00:05:41,467 Mom, can I get a Tsumutomi sword
- 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:43,969 used by the ancient Tokugawa soldiers?
- 00:05:44,094 --> 00:05:45,637 I'll think about it, hon.
- 00:05:45,763 --> 00:05:46,638 Sweet.
- 00:05:46,764 --> 00:05:47,806 [knock on door]
- 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:50,184 Mom, somebody's at the door!
- 00:05:50,309 --> 00:05:52,436 Mommy's busy, poopykins!
- 00:05:52,561 --> 00:05:53,479 Should I get it?
- 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:56,148 Go ahead, snookums!
- 00:05:56,273 --> 00:05:59,193 It's probably one of your little friends.
- 00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:00,235 Okay!
- 00:06:00,361 --> 00:06:01,236 Hmm.
- 00:06:01,362 --> 00:06:02,321 Okay, okay.
- 00:06:02,446 --> 00:06:04,281 Hold your horses. God!
- 00:06:04,406 --> 00:06:05,074 [screams]
- 00:06:07,326 --> 00:06:09,453 Mom, it's another Stark's Pond creature!
- 00:06:09,578 --> 00:06:11,038 That's nice, muffin!
- 00:06:11,163 --> 00:06:12,331 Please help me!
- 00:06:12,456 --> 00:06:13,791 W-w-whoa!
- 00:06:13,916 --> 00:06:15,793 Please help me find Junjun.
- 00:06:15,918 --> 00:06:17,461 She has been gone since last night,
- 00:06:17,586 --> 00:06:18,796 and I'm worried scared!
- 00:06:18,921 --> 00:06:20,255 You mean the other Jakovasaur?
- 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:21,924 What means a Jakovasaur?
- 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:23,467 You're a Jakovasaur. That's what they call you.
- 00:06:23,592 --> 00:06:25,386 Oh. Cool beans!
- 00:06:25,511 --> 00:06:27,346 But the other Jakovasaur talked different.
- 00:06:27,471 --> 00:06:28,889 That's 'cause Junjun's a girl.
- 00:06:29,014 --> 00:06:30,766 Girls talk different.
- 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,559 I have to call my friends. They're never gonna believe it.
- 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:34,103 Please take me to Junjun.
- 00:06:34,228 --> 00:06:35,729 We're the last of our kind.
- 00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,648 There are only two of us left.
- 00:06:37,773 --> 00:06:39,191 He's the last of his kind, you guys.
- 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:40,609 There's only two of them left.
- 00:06:42,945 --> 00:06:44,321 Did you smoke some of your mom's crack?
- 00:06:44,446 --> 00:06:45,572 Will you stop with the whole "mom smoking crack" thing?
- 00:06:45,697 --> 00:06:46,949 That's a old joke.
- 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:49,159 Eric, do you have any more cookies?
- 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:50,536 Who's that? One of your mom's boyfriends?
- 00:06:50,661 --> 00:06:52,037 No, that was the Jakovasaur.
- 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:53,122 It's okay to come in!
- 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:54,581 Wow!
- 00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:55,874 Jakov, I want you to meet my friends.
- 00:06:55,999 --> 00:06:58,168 Hi, you guys. I love new friends!
- 00:06:58,293 --> 00:06:59,253 Who-o-a!
- 00:06:59,378 --> 00:07:00,462 Aa-yah-yah-yah.
- 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:02,965 [laughs] Isn't he funny?
- 00:07:03,090 --> 00:07:04,341 No, he's annoying.
- 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:05,759 What are we supposed to do with him?
- 00:07:05,884 --> 00:07:06,510 We have to take him to that rancher's barn
- 00:07:06,635 --> 00:07:08,011 to see his girlfriend.
- 00:07:08,137 --> 00:07:08,971 Why don't we just tell our parents?
- 00:07:09,096 --> 00:07:10,055 No, adults won't understand.
- 00:07:10,180 --> 00:07:12,724 We have to do this ourselves!
- 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:14,268 Shh! Keep quiet.
- 00:07:14,393 --> 00:07:16,186 We could get in big trouble for being here.
- 00:07:16,311 --> 00:07:17,271 Junjun!
- 00:07:17,396 --> 00:07:18,480 Shh! Keep quiet, stupid!
- 00:07:18,605 --> 00:07:20,524 Oh, Junjun, I'm so glad you're okay!
- 00:07:20,649 --> 00:07:21,608 Dude, have you ever heard of whispering?
- 00:07:21,733 --> 00:07:23,360 I am whispering!
- 00:07:23,485 --> 00:07:24,778 Yeeeee-ow!
- 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,406 [laughs] You're so funny, Jakov.
- 00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:28,407 I am?
- 00:07:28,532 --> 00:07:30,492 Okay, Jakov,
- 00:07:30,617 --> 00:07:31,910 why don't you take boonga here and go back to Stark's Pond?
- 00:07:32,035 --> 00:07:33,370 Oh, I don't know.
- 00:07:33,495 --> 00:07:35,330 This place is kinda nicer than Stark's Pond.
- 00:07:37,875 --> 00:07:39,501 Ohh! Wesa in big doo-doo now!
- 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,544 Uh-oh!
- 00:07:44,047 --> 00:07:46,008 Hello, and welcome to Voice Box Express,
- 00:07:46,133 --> 00:07:47,050 your number-one source for voice boxes.
- 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:48,635 I'm Amanda. How may I help you?
- 00:07:48,760 --> 00:07:50,762 [belching] Yes, hello.
- 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:52,890 Um, I...Lost...
- 00:07:53,015 --> 00:07:55,684 my...voice...box.
- 00:07:55,809 --> 00:07:56,810 Excuse me?
- 00:07:56,935 --> 00:07:58,020 I...lost...
- 00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,355 my...voice...box.
- 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,109 Excuse me?
- 00:08:06,028 --> 00:08:09,198 I...lost...my...voice...box.
- 00:08:09,323 --> 00:08:10,741 Hey, Ned, look what I bought you,
- 00:08:10,866 --> 00:08:11,909 a new voice box!
- 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,660 You want it? You want it?
- 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,662 Yeah, there-- yeah, you want it?
- 00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:16,663 Alright, here you go.
- 00:08:16,788 --> 00:08:18,081 Well, try it out!
- 00:08:18,207 --> 00:08:19,583 [Irish accent] Aw, Jimbo.
- 00:08:19,708 --> 00:08:21,251 I can't thank you enough for the new voice box.
- 00:08:21,376 --> 00:08:24,379 Now, what in the devil is this thing?
- 00:08:24,505 --> 00:08:27,424 Oh, no, I must have picked up the Irish model by mistake.
- 00:08:27,549 --> 00:08:29,635 Aw, what a bloody pickle this is.
- 00:08:29,760 --> 00:08:31,261 Did you keep the receipt, then?
- 00:08:31,386 --> 00:08:32,763 You guys, come quick. I've only just heard!
- 00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:33,847 What? What is it?
- 00:08:33,972 --> 00:08:35,098 They found another one!
- 00:08:35,224 --> 00:08:36,683 They found another Jakovasaur.
- 00:08:38,101 --> 00:08:41,480 Oh, blimey!
- 00:08:41,605 --> 00:08:43,273 Here with more on the status of the Jakovasaurs
- 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,150 is Department-of-Interior guy!
- 00:08:45,275 --> 00:08:46,818 Thank you, Mayor.
- 00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:49,112 The noble Jakovasaur is on the brink of extinction.
- 00:08:49,238 --> 00:08:52,032 And now you as a community have a chance to bring them back.
- 00:08:52,157 --> 00:08:54,034 "Thank you, Mayor, for this distinctive honor..."
- 00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:55,494 What are you doing, fat ass?
- 00:08:55,619 --> 00:08:56,995 I'm preparing my speech for when they call me up
- 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,664 to congratulate me on my discovery.
- 00:08:58,789 --> 00:09:00,749 "Thank you, Mayor, for this distinctive honor..."
- 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,751 Hope and Jakov are the last of their kind.
- 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,294 But with the help of the mayor,
- 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,088 we have implemented a plan to help them breed.
- 00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,381 We will give them a home
- 00:09:07,506 --> 00:09:09,466 and a fighting chance at survival.
- 00:09:09,591 --> 00:09:11,760 Yay for us! - Thank you!
- 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:14,304 Now the little boy who first discovered the Jakovasaurs,
- 00:09:14,429 --> 00:09:16,515 Eric Cartman!
- 00:09:16,640 --> 00:09:19,059 Thank you, mayor, for this honorable distinction.
- 00:09:19,184 --> 00:09:20,811 Well, that's about it. Let's go.
- 00:09:20,936 --> 00:09:22,688 You know, there's really only two seasons here in South Park,
- 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:24,773 winter and July. [chuckles]
- 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:26,775 But, um, seriously.
- 00:09:26,900 --> 00:09:28,944 South Park has always been a place of discovery for me.
- 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:33,532 Hey, you sons of bitches, get back here!
- 00:09:33,657 --> 00:09:35,534 I'm having a God damn distinctive honor!
- 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,121 Wow, it's so pretty!
- 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,831 Well, Jakov, we hope this new home
- 00:09:40,956 --> 00:09:45,127 inspires you and Hope to, uh...hm, you know.
- 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:46,420 What?
- 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:48,505 Well, we'd love to see more Jakovasaurs,
- 00:09:48,630 --> 00:09:51,425 so maybe you two should, uh...
- 00:09:51,550 --> 00:09:52,634 What?
- 00:09:52,759 --> 00:09:54,386 Get to some business. - What?
- 00:09:54,511 --> 00:09:55,596 They want you to have sex, God damn it!
- 00:09:55,721 --> 00:09:57,264 Oh!
- 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:58,974 We'll just leave you two lovebirds alone.
- 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,058 Alright, then.
- 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:09,443 Who-o-o-a! [glass shattering]
- 00:10:09,568 --> 00:10:10,694 Waaahh!
- 00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,863 Whoo-o-o-o!
- 00:10:12,988 --> 00:10:14,615 [loud crash]
- 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:15,741 Meesa jes don't wanna!
- 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:18,410 I don't know what to do!
- 00:10:18,535 --> 00:10:20,871 Jakov, to have sex, all you need to do is,
- 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:22,247 well, you know, put your...
- 00:10:24,374 --> 00:10:28,086 Hmm, I guess we don't know exactly how Jakovasaurs mate.
- 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,005 There is another option.
- 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,549 I have managed to artificially inseminate Hope
- 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:33,925 with your semen.
- 00:10:34,051 --> 00:10:35,886 I have semen? Where's their boat?
- 00:10:36,011 --> 00:10:39,222 [laughing]
- 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:41,391 Yes, yes. That's very funny, Jakov.
- 00:10:41,516 --> 00:10:43,310 I will need to examine Hope once more
- 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:44,895 to see if the process worked.
- 00:10:45,020 --> 00:10:46,104 Goo-waaaaaa!
- 00:10:46,229 --> 00:10:47,105 Harr! Ooohh!
- 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:48,690 God damn. Shut up!
- 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:50,067 Yes, yes. I think it worked.
- 00:10:50,192 --> 00:10:51,652 You're going to be parents.
- 00:10:51,777 --> 00:10:53,028 Yeah! - We did it!
- 00:10:53,153 --> 00:10:54,738 Now I can be like all the other dads
- 00:10:54,863 --> 00:10:55,947 in South Park!
- 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:57,449 Dude, do we really want
- 00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:59,034 another one of these things hanging around?
- 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:01,745 [TV] "And Bubby Brister is having a great first quarter!
- 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:03,580 "Let's see what trickery he uses here.
- 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,040 "Here's the snap..."
- 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:07,668 Thanks for inviting me to watch the game, guys!
- 00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:08,919 No problem, Jakov.
- 00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:09,920 "...to the 40-yard line!"
- 00:11:10,045 --> 00:11:12,547 Go, niners! Nin-ers!
- 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:14,800 We're rooting for the Broncos here, Jakov.
- 00:11:14,925 --> 00:11:16,301 Oop! - "To Terrell Davis!
- 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:17,761 "He's at the 50, the 40, the 30..."
- 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,221 You guys know what?
- 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,807 This one time, I was watching this rabbit,
- 00:11:21,932 --> 00:11:23,517 a brown rabbit...
- 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:24,643 "He breaks another tackle, and the ball is loose!"
- 00:11:24,768 --> 00:11:26,603 You guys know what happened?
- 00:11:26,728 --> 00:11:28,271 It took dookie right in front of me!
- 00:11:28,397 --> 00:11:29,564 Hey, Jakov.
- 00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:30,399 Uh, could you run down to the store
- 00:11:30,524 --> 00:11:32,109 and get some more pretzels?
- 00:11:32,234 --> 00:11:33,860 Sure. You got money?
- 00:11:33,985 --> 00:11:35,195 Here you go.
- 00:11:35,320 --> 00:11:36,822 And don't go to the store down the block.
- 00:11:36,947 --> 00:11:38,740 The one four miles away in Fairplay has better pretzels.
- 00:11:38,865 --> 00:11:39,866 Cool beans!
- 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,119 Oopie! I'll be right back.
- 00:11:42,244 --> 00:11:44,705 Jakovasaurs kind of piss me off, m'kay?
- 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:45,539 [all] yep.
- 00:11:49,126 --> 00:11:51,253 Amazing! The gestation period was only four days.
- 00:11:51,378 --> 00:11:53,213 At that rate, we could repopulate the Jakovasaurs
- 00:11:53,338 --> 00:11:54,673 in just a few years!
- 00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,007 Boooo-wap! Don't worry, Hope.
- 00:11:56,133 --> 00:11:57,300 Everything's gonna be fine, just fine.
- 00:11:57,426 --> 00:11:59,052 Just fine. - Fine.
- 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,387 Dude, I don't want to watch this thing have a baby.
- 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:01,638 If Jakov and Hope don't have kids,
- 00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,014 their race will become extinct.
- 00:12:03,140 --> 00:12:05,767 Maybe the baby will be stillborn, like Cartman was.
- 00:12:05,892 --> 00:12:07,018 Hey, I might have been stillborn,
- 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:08,145 but at least I got better.
- 00:12:08,270 --> 00:12:10,188 Here we go! - Ooo...woop!
- 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,482 Behold, the miracle of childbirth!
- 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,026 Gross!
- 00:12:15,152 --> 00:12:17,529 Ah-woop!
- 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:19,030 All: Hooray!
- 00:12:19,156 --> 00:12:20,657 This is the first step in bringing the species
- 00:12:20,782 --> 00:12:22,117 back from the brink of extinction.
- 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:23,827 Ooh-woop!
- 00:12:23,952 --> 00:12:24,953 Looks like there might be a second one.
- 00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:28,206 Wow, that would be a great start for them!
- 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,332 [All] Hooray!
- 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:34,087 She's a cannon!
- 00:12:36,673 --> 00:12:38,341 Well, apparently they breed in litters.
- 00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:40,510 Aren't they cute, you guys?
- 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:42,012 Dude, I'm not so sure this is a good thing.
- 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:43,138 Boooo-woooop!
- 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,557 Aah! Ohh!
- 00:12:45,682 --> 00:12:47,517 [bell rings] Okay, children,
- 00:12:47,642 --> 00:12:49,770 we have some new students joining us today.
- 00:12:49,895 --> 00:12:52,856 Let's all be warm and welcome them to our class.
- 00:12:52,981 --> 00:12:54,024 Dude, it's crowded in here!
- 00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:56,234 I like school! - Boooo-wooop!
- 00:12:56,359 --> 00:12:59,029 Okay, so we're just gonna stick to our normal lesson plan
- 00:12:59,154 --> 00:13:01,239 and start the day with history.
- 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:03,241 Now, does anyone know why Chubby Checker
- 00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,786 left The Beatles in 1972?
- 00:13:07,037 --> 00:13:08,330 Yes?
- 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,081 I don't know! - Booooo-woooop!
- 00:13:10,207 --> 00:13:13,168 Okay, is there anybody who can answer the question?
- 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,128 I can't. - Me neither.
- 00:13:15,253 --> 00:13:17,506 Damn it, you don't raise your hand if you don't know!
- 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:18,673 Oh! - Gooowwaaa!
- 00:13:18,799 --> 00:13:19,716 Gooowwaaa!
- 00:13:19,841 --> 00:13:21,092 Ooh! Fight, fight!
- 00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,761 ♪ School, school! I like school! ♪
- 00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,513 [All Jakovasaurs] ♪ School, school! I like school! ♪
- 00:13:24,638 --> 00:13:25,514 ♪ School, school! ♪
- 00:13:25,639 --> 00:13:27,015 Dude, this sucks ass!
- 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,391 I like going to school now.
- 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:29,768 Jakovasaurs are so cool.
- 00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:31,812 This is insane, Mr. Garrison.
- 00:13:31,937 --> 00:13:33,897 It sure is, Mr. Hat.
- 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:36,525 Now, folks, I know we're all a little worried
- 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:37,609 about the Jakovasaurs,
- 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:39,402 and I want to hear you all out.
- 00:13:39,528 --> 00:13:42,113 Mayor, the little Jakovasaurs are ruining my classroom.
- 00:13:42,239 --> 00:13:43,532 I can't teach our kids anything.
- 00:13:43,657 --> 00:13:44,533 [All] Yeah!
- 00:13:44,658 --> 00:13:46,076 And those Jakovasaurs
- 00:13:46,201 --> 00:13:47,702 eat three times as much as normal children.
- 00:13:47,828 --> 00:13:48,745 I can't keep up!
- 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,038 [All] Yeah!
- 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:51,331 And they're creating more trash
- 00:13:51,456 --> 00:13:52,541 than we can handle, too!
- 00:13:52,666 --> 00:13:54,251 Yeah! Listen to him!
- 00:13:54,376 --> 00:13:56,294 And what about little Laura, the Williams kid?
- 00:13:56,419 --> 00:13:57,879 If she doesn't get that heart-valve operation,
- 00:13:58,004 --> 00:13:59,130 she could die!
- 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:02,801 Yeah, yeah, that's right!
- 00:14:02,926 --> 00:14:04,135 Alright, alright.
- 00:14:04,261 --> 00:14:05,428 It's obvious we have to do something,
- 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:06,805 but we can't just make them leave.
- 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:08,682 We just encourage them to find someplace better.
- 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,267 But where?
- 00:14:10,392 --> 00:14:11,852 Jakovasaurs are big, loud, annoying, and stupid.
- 00:14:11,977 --> 00:14:13,562 Where would they fit in?
- 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:15,480 Memphis? - Yes, Memphis!
- 00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,399 You Jakovasaurs would love it there.
- 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,776 I don't know. I like South Park a lot.
- 00:14:19,901 --> 00:14:21,111 What do you think, honey?
- 00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,404 Gooooowwwaaahh!
- 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:23,613 Yeah.
- 00:14:23,738 --> 00:14:24,948 But everyone in South Park
- 00:14:25,073 --> 00:14:26,783 wishes they could live in Memphis, right?
- 00:14:26,908 --> 00:14:29,536 Yeah, yeah! - Go, Memphis!
- 00:14:29,661 --> 00:14:31,121 Okay, we'll move to Memphis.
- 00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:32,289 [All] Hooray!
- 00:14:32,414 --> 00:14:33,748 Hey, Jakov, how's it going?
- 00:14:33,874 --> 00:14:35,500 Great, Eric. We're moving!
- 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:36,710 Moving?
- 00:14:36,835 --> 00:14:37,961 Me and my family are heading
- 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:39,796 to the promised land of Memphis.
- 00:14:39,921 --> 00:14:42,215 You...can't leave. You're my friend.
- 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:44,593 Oh, Eric dear, it's what's best.
- 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:45,886 Yeah, let's get that luggage packed.
- 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,596 Jakov, please don't go.
- 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:49,389 You make everything in South Park fun.
- 00:14:49,514 --> 00:14:51,224 You brought life to this whole town.
- 00:14:51,349 --> 00:14:52,434 It would suck without you.
- 00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:53,727 It would?
- 00:14:53,852 --> 00:14:55,478 Yes. These people, Jakov...
- 00:14:55,604 --> 00:14:57,564 These people need you. I need you.
- 00:14:57,689 --> 00:14:59,941 Please, Jakov... stay?
- 00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:01,860 Okay!
- 00:15:01,985 --> 00:15:03,486 I like South Park best of all!
- 00:15:03,612 --> 00:15:04,571 We're staying!
- 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:05,655 Hooray!
- 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,324 Jakov is staying, you guys!
- 00:15:08,950 --> 00:15:10,327 Now what do we do?
- 00:15:10,452 --> 00:15:11,328 Don't worry. We've come up with a plan.
- 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:12,412 You have?
- 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,496 Yes, we're leaving!
- 00:15:13,622 --> 00:15:14,831 [All] What?
- 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:15,957 We're getting the hell out of here
- 00:15:16,082 --> 00:15:17,709 and away from those God damn things.
- 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,002 You can't leave!
- 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,337 Yes, who will take care of them?
- 00:15:20,462 --> 00:15:22,172 Little boy, we're making you an honorary
- 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:23,840 Department of Interior person.
- 00:15:23,965 --> 00:15:25,717 So now you are officially in charge
- 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,552 of South Park's fish and wildlife.
- 00:15:27,677 --> 00:15:30,180 You have authority over all of them.
- 00:15:30,305 --> 00:15:31,806 I have authoritah?
- 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,558 That's right, and people must respect it.
- 00:15:33,683 --> 00:15:35,560 Well, that should be fine, just fine.
- 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,270 Fine, just fine. - Fine.
- 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,105 Oh, no, nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!
- 00:15:39,230 --> 00:15:39,898 Bye-bye, now!
- 00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:48,907 [announcer] And now back to <i>Jakovasaurs</i> on Comedy Central
- 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,118 Hi, honey, I'm home!
- 00:15:52,243 --> 00:15:53,161 Whoo!
- 00:15:53,286 --> 00:15:55,664 [laughter]
- 00:15:55,789 --> 00:15:57,499 Boy, it was rough at work today.
- 00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,292 I've never seen so much coffee!
- 00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:00,794 Booooo-wooooop?
- 00:16:00,919 --> 00:16:02,837 No...in the boss' lap!
- 00:16:02,963 --> 00:16:04,506 [laughter]
- 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:05,632 Hello, Dad!
- 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:07,384 Hello, Son. How was your day?
- 00:16:07,509 --> 00:16:08,843 Oh, not so good.
- 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,428 Something really strange happened.
- 00:16:10,553 --> 00:16:14,975 What, you mean MTV played a video that wasn't Will Smith?
- 00:16:15,100 --> 00:16:16,601 No, Dad!
- 00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,812 A man in a blue suit and a bag came to the door.
- 00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:21,398 He just left this sealed piece of paper with a stamp on it.
- 00:16:21,523 --> 00:16:22,565 That's called a mailman!
- 00:16:22,691 --> 00:16:24,567 He takes care of mail!
- 00:16:24,693 --> 00:16:28,488 Oh, he took care of Mom, too.
- 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:29,656 You're a nut!
- 00:16:29,781 --> 00:16:32,617 Let me see that letter!
- 00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:34,119 It's from a game show!
- 00:16:34,244 --> 00:16:36,788 The mayor has invited me to compete.
- 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:37,956 Hi, Jakov!
- 00:16:38,081 --> 00:16:39,332 [applause]
- 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:40,166 What the hell is that?
- 00:16:40,291 --> 00:16:41,418 [laughter]
- 00:16:41,543 --> 00:16:42,752 Who's laughing?
- 00:16:42,877 --> 00:16:44,963 Eric, the mayor has invited us to compete
- 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:47,173 on a game show in South Park.
- 00:16:47,298 --> 00:16:50,427 First prize is an all-expense paid vacation.
- 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:52,846 Wow, that's cool. I can help you get ready.
- 00:16:52,971 --> 00:16:55,348 Whoop! Whoo!
- 00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,808 [laughter and applause]
- 00:16:58,518 --> 00:17:00,270 Come on, come on.
- 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:01,271 [telephone rings] Hello?
- 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,189 Mayor, this is Jakov.
- 00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:04,983 I'm the tall fellow down the block--
- 00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:06,943 Yes, yes, you're calling about the game show.
- 00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:08,737 Congratulations. Will you do it?
- 00:17:08,862 --> 00:17:11,364 Sure, if a free trip is involved.
- 00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:12,991 Can my whole family go?
- 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:14,826 Of course! That's the point!
- 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,037 Just be ready this afternoon at the public access building.
- 00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:18,496 And good luck. Hope you win.
- 00:17:18,621 --> 00:17:20,540 Cool beans!
- 00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:21,541 We got him.
- 00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,043 Alright, the boys here
- 00:17:23,168 --> 00:17:25,128 will keep little Eric Cartman distracted.
- 00:17:25,253 --> 00:17:27,005 Meanwhile, we get rid of the Jakovasaurs
- 00:17:27,130 --> 00:17:28,840 and bring some normalcy back to this town!
- 00:17:28,965 --> 00:17:30,050 Ready? - [All] Break!
- 00:17:31,593 --> 00:17:33,720 [Jakovasaurs whooping]
- 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:36,806 Hey, Ned, a package came for you from Voice Box Express.
- 00:17:36,931 --> 00:17:39,184 [belching] Oh...boy. Oh...boy.
- 00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,602 Now, remember, Barbrady, all you have to do is lose.
- 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,145 Right!
- 00:17:42,270 --> 00:17:45,231 Okay, let's quiet down, people and Jakovasaurs.
- 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,150 Now, as you know, the winner of this little game
- 00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:49,360 will get an all-expense paid trip for himself
- 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:53,448 and 50 of his closest relatives to lovely...France!
- 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,575 And all one of you lucky contestants has to do
- 00:17:55,700 --> 00:17:57,243 is answer only one of these questions.
- 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,745 Are you ready, players?
- 00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:00,163 Ready! - Ready!
- 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:01,748 Okay, hands on your buzzers.
- 00:18:01,873 --> 00:18:03,708 [buzzer sounds] 47!
- 00:18:03,833 --> 00:18:05,502 You have to wait until I ask the question first.
- 00:18:05,627 --> 00:18:07,045 Sorry!
- 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:08,630 That's okay. Hands on buzzers.
- 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:09,589 Turkey sandwich!
- 00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:10,757 Damn, he's quick.
- 00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,634 Oh, sorry! - No, I'm sorry.
- 00:18:12,759 --> 00:18:13,760 No, that's my fault.
- 00:18:13,885 --> 00:18:15,512 No, it's all me. My bad.
- 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,055 Sorry. - Sorry.
- 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:19,766 Will somebody please unplug the damn buzzers?
- 00:18:19,891 --> 00:18:21,017 Got it.
- 00:18:21,142 --> 00:18:22,185 Now can we get on with this?
- 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:25,313 First question: What color is blue?
- 00:18:25,438 --> 00:18:26,439 Blue? - What?
- 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,108 Blue is blue?
- 00:18:28,233 --> 00:18:29,734 Aw, did I lose?
- 00:18:29,859 --> 00:18:31,569 What, lose? - No, no, hang on.
- 00:18:31,694 --> 00:18:32,654 You're supposed to lose, you idiot!
- 00:18:32,779 --> 00:18:34,239 Where am I?
- 00:18:34,364 --> 00:18:35,907 Just don't answer any more questions, got it?
- 00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,075 Okeydokey.
- 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,326 Sorry, folks. A little mix-up.
- 00:18:38,451 --> 00:18:39,994 We're playing best out of three.
- 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,287 What are we doing out here, you guys?
- 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,831 I want to see if Jakov wins that game show.
- 00:18:42,956 --> 00:18:44,249 Oh, he'll win, don't worry.
- 00:18:44,374 --> 00:18:45,792 We just have to show you this new species
- 00:18:45,917 --> 00:18:47,043 because you're the Department of Interior guy now.
- 00:18:47,168 --> 00:18:48,795 Soon they will all be eaten by bears.
- 00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:49,921 Let me get out my notepad
- 00:18:50,046 --> 00:18:51,506 so I can classify this new species.
- 00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:52,465 That should be fine, just fine.
- 00:18:52,590 --> 00:18:54,425 Just fine, fine.
- 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:56,719 There it is! That must be of the antelope family.
- 00:18:56,845 --> 00:18:59,347 That's Kenny with branches on his head.
- 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:02,225 Why did you bring me all the way out here, you guys?
- 00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,018 Cartman, Jakovasaurs are making South Park suck.
- 00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:05,854 You have to understand that.
- 00:19:05,979 --> 00:19:07,772 What does that have to do with me being all the way out--
- 00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,358 Wait a minute, you're distracting me!
- 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:11,985 That game show is a fix!
- 00:19:12,110 --> 00:19:13,153 Cartman, wait!
- 00:19:13,278 --> 00:19:15,238 Mrph rmh mrph rmh rmphm-- mrphh!
- 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,074 What's two plus two, Jakov?
- 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,075 I don't know!
- 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,076 Four?
- 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,161 [bell dings]
- 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:24,956 Jakov, what is your name?
- 00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,124 Jakov.
- 00:19:26,249 --> 00:19:28,168 Oh, screw it. Jakov wins!
- 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:29,169 I do?
- 00:19:29,294 --> 00:19:30,962 [all Jakovasaurs cheering]
- 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,463 You and your entire family
- 00:19:32,589 --> 00:19:34,591 are going to wonderful and exotic France!
- 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:36,050 Hooray!
- 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,302 Alright, everybody.
- 00:19:37,427 --> 00:19:39,179 Let's get them to the airport.
- 00:19:39,304 --> 00:19:41,222 Let's go, people. There's no time to lose!
- 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:45,435 But what about our clothes?
- 00:19:45,560 --> 00:19:46,853 Shouldn't we pack first?
- 00:19:46,978 --> 00:19:48,438 Jakovasaurs don't wear clothes, Jakov.
- 00:19:48,563 --> 00:19:49,480 Oh, yeah!
- 00:19:49,606 --> 00:19:50,773 Well, good-bye, everybody!
- 00:19:50,899 --> 00:19:52,650 We'll send stuff from France!
- 00:19:52,775 --> 00:19:53,776 [All] Goodbye!
- 00:19:53,902 --> 00:19:54,777 Whoo!
- 00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:55,778 [light laughter]
- 00:19:55,904 --> 00:19:57,530 Jakov!
- 00:19:57,655 --> 00:19:58,531 Close the door!
- 00:19:58,656 --> 00:19:59,699 Open this door!
- 00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:01,409 Eric, this is for the best.
- 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,787 I am Department of Interior guy, and I have authoritah!
- 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:06,039 No!
- 00:20:06,164 --> 00:20:07,373 Jakov, don't go!
- 00:20:08,666 --> 00:20:10,001 Hi, Eric!
- 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,127 Okay, bye, then!
- 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:14,380 Come...Back.
- 00:20:19,344 --> 00:20:21,012 Eric, it's important for you to understand--
- 00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,513 Don't, Mother. Just don't.
- 00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,057 I know it's hard, Eric,
- 00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:25,183 but I've learned something today.
- 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:27,018 You see, animal species come and go.
- 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,270 It's all part of natural evolution.
- 00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:30,772 The Jakovasaurs would have gone extinct
- 00:20:30,897 --> 00:20:32,232 if we hadn't interfered
- 00:20:32,357 --> 00:20:33,441 because their particular form of life
- 00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:34,859 simply wasn't practical.
- 00:20:34,984 --> 00:20:35,860 [speaking clearly] We can't go around
- 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,195 saving every form of life
- 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,697 any more than we can kill them all.
- 00:20:39,822 --> 00:20:42,033 We have to let nature run its course.
- 00:20:43,451 --> 00:20:45,495 Ned, that voice box sucks!
- 00:20:45,620 --> 00:20:47,997 I know. I'm still trying to find my old one.
- 00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,582 Well, then, what say we all go get some ice cream?
- 00:20:49,707 --> 00:20:50,959 [All] Hooray!
- 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:55,088 No, that's okay. I'll see you guys.
- 00:20:55,213 --> 00:20:56,506 Dude, I've never seen Cartman
- 00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:57,966 care so much about something.
- 00:20:58,091 --> 00:20:59,133 Yeah, I guess he finally found something
- 00:20:59,259 --> 00:21:01,177 that's as annoying as he is.
- 00:21:03,846 --> 00:21:05,306 Bonjour. - Bonjour.
- 00:21:05,431 --> 00:21:06,140 Café? - Oui.
- 00:21:10,019 --> 00:21:12,563 Come on, kids. Let's go find the pyramid!
- 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,107 Whoo! Aah!
- 00:21:18,778 --> 00:21:19,779 [all laughing]
- 00:21:19,904 --> 00:21:21,906 [speaking French]
- 00:21:22,031 --> 00:21:23,825 [speaking french]
- 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:27,495 [speaking french]
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