Джунгли-Шмунгли — Друзья вынуждены участвовать в музыкальной кампании в защиту исчезающих тропических лесов. Кенни влюбляется, и эта любовь помогает ему выжить.

Предыдущая серия S02 E18 Доисторический ледяной человек

Следующая серия S03 E02 Самопроизвольное возгорание

Джунгли-Шмунгли

Rainforest Shmainforest

Сезон: 03Серия: 01

Описание

Друзья вынуждены участвовать в музыкальной кампании в защиту исчезающих тропических лесов. Кенни влюбляется, и эта любовь помогает ему выжить.

Субтитры

00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:12,013 ♪ I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,138 --> 00:00:13,889 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:16,017 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:16,142 --> 00:00:18,728 ♪ Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:20,646 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:22,648 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:25,067 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:29,196 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,824 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:37,913 Okay, children, we have a special guest today --
00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:41,000 a woman recruiting young people for a national choir tour.
00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:43,711 Now, I know that choir tours are totally stupid and lame,
00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:45,921 but please give her your full attention.
00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:47,298 Go ahead.
00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:48,841 Uh, thank you, Mr. Garrison.
00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,843 How are we all doing today?
00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:53,721 I can't hear you!
00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:55,139 I said, "how are we all doing?"
00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,768 Eric Cartman, you say "excuse me"!
00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:00,269 Okay.
00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,520 Go ahead.
00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:02,938 Children, we are a national choir called
00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:04,774 "Getting Gay With Kids."
00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:06,650 We're gonna do a big tour down in Central America
00:01:06,776 --> 00:01:10,029 to help save the rainforest, and you can be a part of it.
00:01:10,154 --> 00:01:12,740 Mrph rmhmhm rm.
00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:14,700 Kenny McCormick, you speak when you're spoken to!
00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,328 Go ahead.
00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:18,871 You see, we take kids from all over the country
00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:19,872 and put them in a choir where we sing and dance
00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:24,168 to raise awareness about our vanishing rainforests.
00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,170 Did you know over 10,000 acres of rainforest
00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:27,922 are bulldozed every year?
00:01:28,047 --> 00:01:30,341 That's right, and over 30% of the world's oxygen
00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:31,842 is made in the rainforest.
00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,804 So, who wants to join the fun?
00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:35,930 What if you don't have any rhythm?
00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:37,807 Excuse me? - Like my friend Kyle.
00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,100 He's Jewish so he doesn't have any rhythm.
00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:40,559 Shut up, fat-ass! - Choirs suck.
00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,394 Kyle Broflovski, you watch your language!
00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,063 Eric Cartman, you be nice to people!
00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,815 Stan Marsh, you mind your manners!
00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,316 Kenny McCormick, you pay attention!
00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,110 Go ahead.
00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:50,528 Well, that's all, really.
00:01:50,653 --> 00:01:52,321 So if anyone is interested
00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,697 in seeing the rainforest and joining our choir,
00:01:53,823 --> 00:01:56,075 I'll leave information packets up front.
00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,284 That's good. We need some more toilet paper.
00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,121 Alright, that does it!
00:02:00,246 --> 00:02:02,665 I am tired of seeing you in my office.
00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:05,251 You get sent here every day, Craig.
00:02:05,376 --> 00:02:06,377 I know.
00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:07,711 Why can't you behave?
00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:09,296 I don't know.
00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:10,840 What do you have to say for yourself?
00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:14,093 Well, I'll tell you what, young man,
00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:16,387 you're gonna be held back a grade if you don't--
00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:18,514 Did you just flip me off?! - No.
00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,307 Yes, you did. You just flipped me the bird.
00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:23,018 Now, see, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:25,312 If you don't shape up, m'kay, and get your head straight--
00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,772 There! You just flipped me off again!
00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,274 No, I didn't. - Yes, you did!
00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:30,192 And until you stop flipping people off,
00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,819 you can just go back to the waiting room, m'kay?
00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:32,945 Next!
00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,989 Well, well, well,
00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:37,032 if it isn't Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric.
00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:38,534 Hey, Craig. - Hey, don't flip me off,
00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:39,326 you son of a bitch!
00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:41,412 Sit down, boys.
00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:43,581 Let's see, what did Mr. Garrison send <i>you</i> in here for?
00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:46,041 "The boys were being rude while a choir teacher
00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:47,918 was giving some stupid presentation."
00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,837 It's just some dumb activist kids' choir thing.
00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:51,589 Young man, "Getting Gay With Kids"
00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:53,549 is not dumb, m'kay?
00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,467 It just so happens that I'm on the board of directors.
00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:57,469 Dude, all those choirs are the same.
00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:59,180 They don't even really sing. They use prerecorded tapes.
00:02:59,305 --> 00:03:01,182 Well, guess what, boys?
00:03:01,307 --> 00:03:02,850 I think "Getting Gay With Kids" is just what you need.
00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:04,560 I'm gonna sign up all four of you.
00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:05,936 What?! - You can't do that!
00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:07,354 Mrph rm!
00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,064 Mrph rm, mrph.
00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:11,150 I think this will be very good for you.
00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:12,776 But we don't even care about the rainforest.
00:03:12,902 --> 00:03:15,446 And that's exactly why you need to go, m'kay?
00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:16,989 Please, Mr. Mackey, we'll be good!
00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:18,782 Don't send us to that old kids' choir!
00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:20,576 Have mercy, Mr. Mackey!
00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,329 Be safe, Kyle.
00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:24,788 Bring me something back from the rainforest.
00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:27,333 Oh, no, the rainforest is very fragile.
00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:30,085 We must take only pictures and leave only footprints.
00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:31,462 Oh, I didn't realize.
00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,130 Did you know that right now,
00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,049 bulldozers are tearing down thousand of acres
00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,634 of rainforest every day?
00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,969 Ah, man, this is gonna suck donkey balls.
00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,597 Please, don't make me go on a choir tour, mom! Please!
00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,390 Stan, you should be excited.
00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,226 I would love to see the rainforest.
00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:46,936 Besides, your dad and I need some time alone.
00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,437 Noooo!
00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:53,567 Okay, children, that's all of us.
00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,819 We're ready to head for the Latin-American nation
00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:57,363 of Costa Rica,
00:03:57,488 --> 00:03:59,698 a country filled with virgin rainforest.
00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,700 Whoopee.
00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,453 And you must be Eric Cartman. I've heard about you.
00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,789 You don't respect nature or other cultures.
00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,374 Yeah, pretty much.
00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:10,626 Well, I'm gonna change the way you think, kiddo.
00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,211 My name's Kelly.
00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:14,213 Mrph rm rmphm. - Lenny?
00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:15,506 Mrph rmphm! - Johnny?
00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,132 Rmphm! - Oh.
00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:18,884 Now, we've got a long trip ahead of us,
00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,679 so let's take the opportunity to learn our choreography.
00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:23,264 The nightmare begins.
00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:33,857 Oh, look, children!
00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:35,276 I think we're entering San José,
00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:37,486 which is the capital of Costa Rica.
00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,154 Oh, this is so exciting!
00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,198 Oh, my God, dude!
00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:42,866 Look how dirty and crappy everything is!
00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:45,411 Eric, Costa Rica is a third-world country.
00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:48,414 These people are much poorer than those in the U.S.
00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:50,457 Why the hell don't they get jobs?
00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:53,294 Hey! Why don't you people quit slacking off and get a job?!
00:04:53,419 --> 00:04:55,004 What's wrong with you?! Go to college!
00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,588 Eric, sit down!
00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:58,465 You gotta be firm with these people
00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,384 or they just slack off and be poor forever, right, Kenny?
00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:02,970 Hey, maybe that's it, Kenny. Maybe you're Costa Rican.
00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:04,847 That's why your family's so poor.
00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,057 Mrph rmhmhm rm. - Your family <i>isn't</i> poor?
00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,018 Wow, dude, look over there!
00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:11,312 Wow! Costa Rican prostitutes!
00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:12,896 Hey, look at the prostitutes, you guys!
00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:17,651 What are you looking at, man?
00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:20,195 Yeah, why don't you take a picture?
00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,197 Okay. Cleek!
00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,991 Eric, sit down!
00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:27,995 Kids, this is the Costa Rican Capitol building.
00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,747 This is where all the leaders
00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:31,415 of the Costa Rican government make their--
00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,125 Oh, my God, it smells like ass out here!
00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,002 Alright, that does it!
00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:36,795 Eric Cartman, you respect other cultures this instant!
00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,714 I wasn't saying anything about their culture.
00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,507 I'm just saying their city smells like ass.
00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,426 Wow, seeing a place like this
00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,303 really makes you appreciate living in America, huh?
00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:45,929 Mrph rm.
00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:46,889 You may think that making fun
00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:47,890 of third-world countries is funny,
00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:48,932 but let me--
00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:50,267 I don't think it's funny.
00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:51,477 This place is overcrowded, smelly, and poor.
00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:53,562 That's not funny. That sucks.
00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,439 Eric, will you please, <i>please, just keep your mouth shut</i>
00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,358 while we present ourselves to the Costa-Rican president?
00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:59,193 Why?
00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:00,069 Because I'll buy you some ice cream if you do.
00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:01,195 Oh!
00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,863 Well, it was a long trip,
00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,865 but the children are very excited to sing tomorrow.
00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:07,493 <i>¿Qué?</i>
00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:09,244 Uh, we're the choir
00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:11,413 that-that was sent from the United States.
00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:13,749 <i>¿Qué?</i>
00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,209 We're the group singing
00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:18,128 for the "Save the Rainforest" summit tomorrow?
00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:20,923 Oh, dear, where's Mr. Mackey?
00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,257 He should've been here by now.
00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:23,509 Children, do any of you speak Spanish?
00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:25,177 Don't you dare!
00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,179 Sorry I'm late.
00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:28,722 Oh, thank goodness you're here. I don't speak any Spanish.
00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,432 Oh, no problem.
00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:33,102 <i>Usted es choir de estados unidos, muy bien.</i>
00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,978 Oh, oh-- "Save the Rainforest."
00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:36,105 Yes!
00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:41,318 He says, "Pablo here will take you on a rainforest tour."
00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:42,361 Oh, boy!
00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:43,821 Mr. Presidente,
00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:44,947 round up your subjects outside.
00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,740 We have a special gift for you--
00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:49,159 The gift... of song.
00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:50,953 <i>¿Qué?</i>
00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,663 Alright, children,
00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,873 let's get in our rows quickly so we can begin.
00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:56,708 Did you remember all the choreography, Lenny?
00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:57,709 Mrph rmhmhm rm.
00:06:57,835 --> 00:06:59,420 Hello, everybody!
00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:01,046 This is just a little rehearsal for tomorrow,
00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,714 so we may be a little rusty.
00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,301 ♪ Doo-doo-dee-doo ♪
00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:08,053 ♪ Zada-doo-dee-wow ♪
00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,596 ♪ There's a place that is magical ♪
00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:11,723 ♪ And full of rain ♪
00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:14,601 ♪ But now it needs help because it is in pain ♪
00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:17,813 ♪ Cleaning the earth is a mighty big chore ♪
00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:23,026 ♪ We're spreading awareness like never before ♪
00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:26,071 ♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪
00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:29,116 ♪ To spread the word and bring you cheer ♪
00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:32,744 ♪ Let's save the rainforest, what do you say? ♪
00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:36,290 ♪ Being an activist is totally gay ♪
00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:40,878 ♪ And someday, if we work hard, boys and girls ♪
00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:44,798 ♪ There'll be nothing but rainforest ♪
00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:47,092 ♪ Covering the entire world ♪
00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,177 ♪ World! ♪
00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:49,720 ♪ World! ♪
00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:52,514 ♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪
00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:56,226 ♪ To spread the word and bring you cheer ♪
00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:58,979 ♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪
00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:00,898 ♪ So save the rainforest ♪
00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,608 ♪ Totally gay ♪
00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,526 ♪ It's totally gay! ♪
00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,406 Great job, gang!
00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:10,616 You were really all over the place, Kyle.
00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:12,075 Thanks.
00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:12,701 I told you Jewish people don't have rhythm.
00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,328 Fuck off, Cartman!
00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:16,371 No, dude, I think Cartman might actually be right.
00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:18,624 No! That's a stereotype!
00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:21,126 Dude, maybe you really don't have any rhythm.
00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:28,509 This is now secondary rainforest we're entering.
00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:30,594 Notice the canopy of foliage.
00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:33,347 Oh, it's everything I ever dreamed it would be!
00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:34,348 Damn, it's hot out here.
00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:35,724 Aah! Snake!
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:36,850 No, dude, that's a branch.
00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,810 Oh. Aah! Snake!
00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:39,978 No, that's the same branch again.
00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,355 Oh.
00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,731 The rainforest is very delicate,
00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,942 and we must take steps to protect it.
00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:47,778 Take steps, blah, blah, blah.
00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:50,447 We hear this a million times back up in the States.
00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,658 Here, look-- these are squirrel monkeys,
00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:55,327 endangered inhabitants of the rainforest.
00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,912 Wow, isn't he neat, Lenny?
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,413 Bad! Bad monkey!
00:08:58,539 --> 00:08:59,998 Eric, what the heck are you doing?!
00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,542 I'm asserting myself.
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,377 It's tough love, just like my Mr. Kitty.
00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:05,379 When he's bad, I say, "that's a bad Mr. Kitty!"
00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:06,922 And I smack him on the head!
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,591 And here is a three-toed sloth.
00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,593 It's bad-- that's a bad three-toed sloth!
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,136 Eric, for God's sake, knock it off!
00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:15,347 Respect my authoritah!
00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:16,932 Well, Mr. Pedro, this was a great tour,
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,767 but I guess we should be heading back.
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,435 We have a big concert tomorrow, don't we, kids?
00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,020 Yeah! Yeah!
00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,897 I wish we could've seen the yanogapa.
00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,566 What's the Yanogapa?
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:26,441 The Yanogapa are a gentle native people
00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,193 that live in the rainforest,
00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,279 but bulldozers are destroying their homes.
00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,114 Soon, they will have nowhere to go.
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,241 So we must stop bulldozing the rainforest --
00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,451 Oh, God, here she goes again!
00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:38,078 Aah! - Stanley, what is it?
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,121 Snake!
00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,708 Oh, yes, this is what we call a coral snake.
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,668 Notice the red markings. Quite an amazing creature.
00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,461 Aah!
00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:47,379 What's the matter, little boy?
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,630 He's a little wuss. What's it look like?
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:49,881 I'm just scared of snakes.
00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:51,717 No, no, you must remember,
00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:53,802 this snake is more afraid of us than we are of it.
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,345 Aah!
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,224 Oh, my God!
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,894 Yeah, that snake is really scared of us, alright.
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,732 Jesus Christ! Is he dead?
00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:07,983 Dude!
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,234 My guess would be "yes."
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,485 Oh, no! God, no!
00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:11,695 Now, don't panic, children.
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,363 Bad!
00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,157 That's a bad snake-- aah!
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,370 Maybe we came from that way. No... No.
00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,872 Let's try this way.
00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,790 Lenny, do you think we're gonna be okay?
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,250 Mrph rmhmhm rm.
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,252 That's good. Can I tell you something?
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,003 Mrph rm. - I think I like you.
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,588 Mrph?!
00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,965 Yeah, I think we communicate really well.
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,759 Mrph rmhmhm rm! - No, that's not good.
00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,093 Mrph rmh rmphm?
00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,637 No. See, if I start to like you too much,
00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:38,430 I'm only going to get my heart broken,
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,182 'cause we live on opposite ends of the country.
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,516 Once this choir tour is over,
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:42,684 we'll never see each other again,
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,311 and that would devastate me!
00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,395 So I can't have any feelings for you!
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,106 I just can't, Lenny! - Mrph!
00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,858 Oh, children, the sun is setting.
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,401 We have to find our way out of here, quick!
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,117 Okay, okay.
00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:01,328 Everything is just fine, kids.
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,914 Now, it is important that we all stick together.
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,124 Is everybody still here?
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,209 I'm not.
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,585 Who's not?
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,045 Me.
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,881 Lenny, will you hold my hand?
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,342 I don't want to get emotionally attached, though.
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,469 Oh, my God, dude! I just saw Tony Danza!
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:20,180 No, you didn't just see Tony Danza, Stanley.
00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:27,646 <i>Bueno. Bueno.</i>
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,848 Dude, we're totally lost.
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:04,474 - We're gonna die out here. - We are?
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,226 Don't worry, Kelly,
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,477 we're gonna find our way out of the rainforest
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:08,979 and make it back to the concert in time.
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,189 We just need to respect our mother rainforest,
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,233 and she will respect us.
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,985 Mrs. Stevens, you have a bug on your back.
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,445 Oh, really? Could you brush it off?
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,656 Um, no.
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,992 Whoa! Oh, my God! Get it off me!
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,327 For the love of God, get it off me!
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,371 Oh, my God!
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,540 Okay, children, we must understand
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,834 that the insects of the rainforest
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,128 help the delicate balance of life here.
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,505 Oh, my God!
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:36,631 The rainforest sucks. I want to go home.
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:37,799 Me too!
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,928 Shh, children.
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,765 Let's try to listen to what the rainforest tells us.
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,349 And if we use our ears,
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,518 she can tell us so many things --
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:49,936 Aah! There's a dude here.
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,897 Oh, thank goodness! Hello, sir, we are lost.
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,566 Can you help us?
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,818 <i>¿Qué?</i>
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,320 Let me try, let me try.
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,489 We are from America-- A-mer-ica.
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,657 We are lost and very hungry.
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:04,743 <i>Necesito burritos.</i>
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,495 I don't want a burrito, I want a taco... supreme.
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,079 A taco.
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,122 I want two tostadas with mild sauce.
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:12,167 Two tostadas...
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,377 Boys, not every Spanish person eats tacos and burritos.
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:15,962 That's a stereotype.
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,632 Children, he wants us to follow him.
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,008 Oh, thank goodness!
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,010 I think this ordeal is over.
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,139 This doesn't look very safe.
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,766 Yeah, I think we should get the hell out of here.
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,976 Now, kids, let's be a bit more open-minded.
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,728 I've read all about this in <i>Newsweek.</i>
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,271 This is a people's army.
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,190 They are fighting the fascist policies
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,525 of their fascist government.
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,151 Oh, hello.
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,778 Do you speak, uh, English?
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,571 Who are you? - Oh, wonderful!
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,573 We were lost, and it is such a great coincidence
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,534 we found you.
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,118 We're here to protest the government-sanctioned raping
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,203 of your rainforest.
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,122 We are fighters, just like you.
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:52,874 Could you help us get back to San José?
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:57,170 Um...oh, I know! Perhaps you would like a gift.
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,339 Well, we have only one gift to give--
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,424 the gift of song.
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,469 ♪ Doo-doo-dee-doo ♪
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:05,971 ♪ Zada-doo-dee-wow ♪
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,472 ♪ There's a place that is magical ♪
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,182 ♪ And full of rain ♪
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:12,435 Kyle, for the love of God, do the right choreography.
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:15,772 ♪ Cleaning the earth is a mighty big chore ♪
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,400 ♪ We're spreading awareness like never before ♪
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,861 Oh, Kyle, please!
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,446 ♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:24,906 Enough!
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,408 Well, we hope that our gift of song
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,118 has warmed your hearts.
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,453 We're not getting gay with any kids, okay?
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:33,081 Uh, yeah, so... do you have a phone we could use?
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,000 Yes, we have a phone.
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,419 It's right over there, next to the 12-person jacuzzi.
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,008 Now, get out of here before we kill you!
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,968 If it's because of the little Jewish boy's choreography--
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,887 Hey!
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,013 You whacked Americans make me sick.
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,098 You waste food, oil, and everything else
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,475 because you're so rich, and then you tell the rest of the world
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:53,977 to save the rainforest
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,228 because you like its pretty flowers.
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,649 Aah! Aah!
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:00,817 <i>Rápido! Rápido!</i>
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,154 Run, children, run!
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,050 Hello? Anybody?
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,551 Help!
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,053 Wow, look at the pretty flower.
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,679 Oh, no, no, no, Jake.
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,806 That fragile flower is very delicate.
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,266 Aah! Ow, it hurts!
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,393 Aah!
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:38,271 I want to go home! I hate the rainforest!
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,648 Mrph rmhmhm rm.
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,524 Oh, Lenny, hold me.
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,777 No, I can't get attached.
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,904 But I do like you. - Mrph rmh rmphm.
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,155 But you're only going to leave me.
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,740 Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,325 We're here live in San José, Costa Rica,
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,452 where hundreds of rich Americans have gathered
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,371 for the "Save the Rainforest" summit.
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,331 Everyone is here so they can feel good about themselves
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,166 and act like they aren't the ones responsible
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,626 for the rainforest's peril.
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,419 That's right, Bob, and, of course,
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,421 the main attraction today is the darling kids' choir
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,131 "Getting Gay With Kids,"
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,967 all of whom must be backstage preparing
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:08,259 at this very moment.
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,680 Oh, there's just no end to this place.
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,473 I think maybe we're going in circles.
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,183 Oh, dear God! The summit starts in an hour.
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,351 I'm going to lose my job.
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,519 Aah!
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,521 This is bull crap.
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,730 I am not following this stupid hippie around anymore.
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,857 Where are you going? - I'm going this way.
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,651 Young man, I am the adult here,
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,111 and I say you go <i>this</i> way!
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,988 Look, you can stay over nah,
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,572 but I'm going over nah!
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,408 Young man, I have had it!
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,952 No, no, no -- you nah, me nah.
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,913 Screw you guys! I'm going home.
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:40,542 Good! You deserve to die, you little bastard!
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,460 Eric, we have to stay together!
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:43,962 God damn stupid hippie activist.
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,588 I should be home nestled on the couch
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,048 with my Mr. Kitty right now
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,843 watching "Fat Albert" cartoons...
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:52,262 Yes! I knew it! I'm saved!
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:53,638 Hey, maybe Cartman was right.
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,390 Yeah, it happened once before.
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,768 No, the spirit of Maya has told me to go <i>this</i> way.
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,603 Mister, you gotta help me! I'm starving to death.
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:01,646 What are you doing here, little boy?
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,440 I was with my class,
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:04,482 and we got lost rainforest, and I need some food!
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,984 I'm fading fast!
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,027 Lost in the rainforest? Oh, my Lord!
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,361 Where are all the others?
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,572 Food! I have to have food!
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,825 Oh, my God! Get this child some food, quick!
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,201 Chicken wings.
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,412 Chicken wings! Medium spicy.
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:21,249 Start the show! Start the show!
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,237 Oh, God, this is a nightmare!
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,947 We're never going to make the festival.
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,532 Hey, look over there. Isn't that smoke?
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,744 Let's go, quickly!
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,871 Hey, it's a fire. That means there must be people.
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,293 Children, it's the Yanogapa!
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,003 Do not be afraid.
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,672 We are not here to tear down your rainforest.
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,677 Look how they live in peace with all living things.
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,638 Gentle, noble...
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,724 Run for your lives children! - Holy crap!
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,229 Jesus Christ! - Run, run, run!
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,897 Aah!
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,982 Aah! Lenny!
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,614 What the hell? I'm sinking.
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:35,740 It's quicksand!
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,086 All we ever heard growing up
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:48,878 was "save the rainforest," "the rainforest is fragile."
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,421 Yeah, fragile my ass!
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,464 Larry, if we make it out of this,
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,007 I want to be your girlfriend.
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,259 Even if we do live in different places,
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,260 I don't care.
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,637 Mrph rmhmhm rm.
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:04,561 Okay, just what the heck is going on here, people?
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,028 Aaaah!
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,030 Oh, no!
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,198 That big thing is going to make love to Miss Stevens!
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,242 Alright, that does it!
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,369 God damn, stupid-ass rainforest!
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,913 This place fucking sucks!
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:24,998 I was wrong! Fuck the rainforest!
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,082 I fucking hate it!
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,458 I fucking hate it!
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,127 <i>Now</i> she figures it out.
00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,796 Quick! Everybody help the children!
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,133 Hyah!
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,017 Wow! Dude, bulldozers rule!
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,518 Come on, let's get you back to civilization!
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:46,686 Hooray!
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,605 Hooray, children!
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,064 How did you know where we were?
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,024 Your little friend helped me out.
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,442 Eric?
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:53,693 Who'd you expect? Merv Griffin?
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,486 What exactly are you guys doing out here
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,322 with all this construction equipment?
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,365 We're clearing out big sections of the rainforest
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,617 for a lumberyard.
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:01,826 Really? That's great!
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,328 You mean, you don't mind?
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,205 No, I hate the rainforest.
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,874 You go right ahead and plow down this whole fucking thing.
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:08,917 That's swell!
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,835 Okay, Lenny, so,
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,128 in order for our long-distance relationship to work,
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,421 we'll have to call each other every other day.
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,464 Mrph rmhmhm rm.
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,799 Aah!
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,260 Aah! Lenny, no!
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,012 Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,388 You bastards!
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,766 What?! Who?! Who killed him?!
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:26,601 They did.
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:27,644 Who's "they"?
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,896 You know, "they".
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,856 They're-- they're bastards.
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,441 Well, don't just stand there! Help him!
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,109 What? Help... him?
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,611 Ugh!
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,780 Come on, Benny! Breathe!
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,992 Breathe, you son of a bitch!
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:47,664 Whoa, dude!
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,083 And now,
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,252 here to teach us about the rainforest
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,212 is "Getting Gay With Kids."
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:56,839 Does everybody remember the new lyrics?
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,425 And... ♪ Doo-doo-dee-doo ♪
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,219 ♪ Zada-doo-dee-wow ♪
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,679 ♪ There's a place called the rainforest ♪
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,514 ♪ That truly sucks ass ♪
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,767 ♪ Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast ♪
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,310 ♪ You say, "save the rainforest" ♪
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,312 ♪ But what do you know? ♪
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:16,025 ♪ You've never been to the rainforest before ♪
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:19,279 ♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:22,782 ♪ To tell you things you might not like to hear ♪
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:26,035 ♪ You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells ♪
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,414 ♪ All you activists can go fuck yourselves ♪
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:30,707 That was so inspiring.
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,041 What a wonderful message.
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,711 ♪...Boys and girls ♪
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:38,006 ♪ There'll be no more rainforests ♪
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:40,550 ♪ Left in the entire world ♪
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:41,551 ♪ World ♪
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:43,094 ♪ World ♪
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,555 ♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:49,058 ♪ To spread the word and bring you cheer ♪
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:52,228 ♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,063 ♪ Let's knock down the rainforest ♪
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,065 ♪ What do you say? ♪
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,359 ♪ It's totally gay ♪
00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,444 ♪ It's totally gay ♪

00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Джунгли-Шмунгли
00:00:22,980 --> 00:00:25,700 Специальный гость: Дженифер Алистон в роли руководителя хора
00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:37,565 Окей дети, сегодня у нас особенный гость -
00:00:37,600 --> 00:00:41,565 женщина, которая набирает детей для гастролей государственного хора.
00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:44,100 Далее, я знаю, что эти хоры и их гастроли - совершенная тупость и абсолютная лажа
00:00:44,135 --> 00:00:46,600 Но, тем не менее, я требую от вас полного внимания
00:00:46,610 --> 00:00:47,665 Ну-с, валяйте.
00:00:47,700 --> 00:00:49,550 Э, спасибо, мистер Гаррисон
00:00:49,585 --> 00:00:52,365 Как наши дела сегодня?!
00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:57,265 Не слышу вас! Я говорю, как наши дела?
00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:59,000 Эрик Картман!! Сейчас же сказал "извините меня"!!!
00:00:59,035 --> 00:00:59,965 Ладно
00:01:00,000 --> 00:01:01,065 Ну-с, валяйте.
00:01:01,100 --> 00:01:04,300 Дети, мы - государственный хор "Голубой вагон с детьми".
00:01:04,335 --> 00:01:07,200 Мы планируем большие гастроли в Центральную Америку
00:01:07,235 --> 00:01:09,165 чтобы помочь спасти джунгли,
00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,800 и вы можете принять в этом участие!
00:01:11,000 --> 00:01:12,700 Э.о - по...я х..ня!
00:01:12,800 --> 00:01:16,000 Кенни МакКормик!! Будешь говорить, когда тебя попросят!!!
00:01:16,035 --> 00:01:17,065 Ну-с, валяйте.
00:01:17,100 --> 00:01:20,200 Видите, мы отбираем детей для нашего хора по всей стране
00:01:20,235 --> 00:01:22,300 мы поем и пляшем и рассказываем людям
00:01:22,335 --> 00:01:24,165 об исчезновении джунглей.
00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,200 Знаете ли вы, что более десяти тысяч акров джунглей
00:01:26,235 --> 00:01:27,365 ежегодно стираются с лица земли?
00:01:27,400 --> 00:01:33,000 Это так. И более 30% кислорода на земле производят джунгли!
00:01:33,035 --> 00:01:34,367 Ну, кто хочет в наш веселый хор?
00:01:34,402 --> 00:01:35,700 Что делать, если нет чувства ритма?
00:01:35,735 --> 00:01:36,665 Извините..?
00:01:36,700 --> 00:01:38,900 Ну, вот мой друг Кайл. Он - еврей, поэтому у него нет чувства ритма.
00:01:38,935 --> 00:01:40,267 Заткнись, жирная ж*па!
00:01:40,302 --> 00:01:41,565 Все хоры - отсосные!
00:01:41,600 --> 00:01:43,500 Кайл Брофловский, следи за своей речью!!! Эрик Картман, ты будь тактичен с людьми!!!
00:01:43,535 --> 00:01:48,000 Стен Марш, помни о манерах!!! Кенни МакКормик, а ты не отвлекайся!!!
00:01:48,035 --> 00:01:49,265 Ох, ну, валяйте!
00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:52,500 Э, ну, в принципе, у меня, в общем, все. Так что, если кто захочет увидеть джунгли
00:01:52,535 --> 00:01:55,700 и вступить в хор, я оставлю пачки с информационными листовками на столе
00:01:55,735 --> 00:01:58,600 Клёво, лишняя туалетная бумага не помешает!
00:01:58,635 --> 00:02:00,565 Все!!! С меня хватит!!!
00:02:00,600 --> 00:02:03,400 Мне надоело видеть вас в моем кабинете, молодой человек!
00:02:03,435 --> 00:02:05,800 Вас отправляют сюда каждый день, Крэйг!
00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:07,165 Я знаю.
00:02:07,200 --> 00:02:08,500 Почему бы вам ни вести себя хорошо?
00:02:08,535 --> 00:02:09,300 Я не знаю.
00:02:09,350 --> 00:02:12,065 Что бы вам следовало сказать самому себе?
00:02:12,100 --> 00:02:16,400 Ну, так я вам скажу, молодой человек, вас оставят на второй год, если вы не...
00:02:16,435 --> 00:02:17,700 Ты показал мне пальчик?!
00:02:17,735 --> 00:02:18,865 Нет
00:02:18,900 --> 00:02:21,900 Да, ты показал мне пальчиком "птичку"! Видишь, именно об этом я и говорю!
00:02:21,935 --> 00:02:24,900 Если ты не научишься себя вести – мммкей? – держаться в рамках дозво.. Ах!
00:02:24,935 --> 00:02:26,100 Вот, ты снова показал мне пальчик!
00:02:26,300 --> 00:02:27,365 Не-а, нет.
00:02:27,400 --> 00:02:30,600 Да, показал! И пока ты не прекратишь посылать людей, тебе придется
00:02:30,635 --> 00:02:33,917 посидеть в приемной и подумать, мммкей? Следующий!
00:02:33,952 --> 00:02:37,200 Так, так, так. Кажется, Стен, Кайл, Кенни и Эрик?
00:02:37,235 --> 00:02:38,165 Привет, Крейг.
00:02:38,200 --> 00:02:39,865 Блин! Нефиг мне фак совать, сучий потрох!
00:02:39,900 --> 00:02:43,800 Садитесь мальчики. Посмотрим, за что мистер Гаррисон прислал вас сюда...
00:02:43,835 --> 00:02:47,700 "Вели себя плохо, грубили руководителю хора во время ее тупой презентации"
00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:49,765 Хор – это тупая тема для тупых детей-активистов!
00:02:49,800 --> 00:02:55,700 Молодой человек, "Голубой вагон" – не такой, мммкей? Я сам вхожу в совет директоров этого хора.
00:02:55,735 --> 00:02:59,065 Блин, все эти хоры - одинаковые. Они даже не поют по-настоящему, у них все под фонограмму
00:02:59,100 --> 00:03:04,900 Знаете что, мальчики, я думаю, "Голубой вагон" – как раз то, что вам нужно. Запишу вас всех четверых!
00:03:04,935 --> 00:03:06,800 Что? – Вы не можете этого сделать!
00:03:06,900 --> 00:03:08,700 У.а!!! В см..ле – в.т б..н!
00:03:08,800 --> 00:03:10,700 Я думаю, это пойдет вам на пользу
00:03:10,735 --> 00:03:12,565 Блин, да нам плевать на эти джунгли!
00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:15,965 Вот именно поэтому вам и придется туда поехать, мммкей?
00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,700 Пожалуйста, мистер Мэккей, мы будем себя хорошо вести, не посылайте нас в этот отстойный хор!!
00:03:18,735 --> 00:03:21,765 Будьте милосердны, мистер Мэккей!
00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:24,665 Будь осторожен, Кайл. Привези мамочке сувенир из джунглей
00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:29,900 О, нет-нет-нет. Джунгли очень ранимы. Из них мы можем взять только впечатления и фотографии, а оставить – только отпечатки наших ног.
00:03:29,935 --> 00:03:31,565 О, я это не осознавала
00:03:31,600 --> 00:03:36,600 А вы осознавали, что прямо сейчас бульдозеры разрушают тысячи акров джунглей каждый день?
00:03:36,635 --> 00:03:39,265 Чувак, как ты задрал, отсос ослиный...
00:03:39,300 --> 00:03:42,300 Пожалуйста, не дай меня отправить туда, мам! Пожалуйста!
00:03:42,335 --> 00:03:45,300 Стен, тебе понравится. Я бы сама хотела увидеть джунгли.
00:03:45,335 --> 00:03:47,100 Кроме того, я и папа тоже хотим побыть вдвоем.
00:03:47,135 --> 00:03:51,565 Не-е-е-е-т!
00:03:51,600 --> 00:04:01,600 Так, дети. Мы в сборе. И мы направляемся в латиноамериканскую страну Коста-Рика, страну, полную девственных джунглей
00:04:01,635 --> 00:04:07,200 А ты, должно быть, Эрик Картман. Я слышала о тебе. Ты плохо относишься к природе и другим культурам.
00:04:07,235 --> 00:04:08,165 Да, прямо в точку
00:04:08,200 --> 00:04:11,600 Что ж, я изменю твое мнение, малыш.
00:04:11,635 --> 00:04:12,600 Меня зовут Келли.
00:04:12,700 --> 00:04:13,500 А м.ня - ..нни!
00:04:13,550 --> 00:04:14,250 Ленни?
00:04:14,300 --> 00:04:15,100 Н.т! ..нни !
00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:15,900 Джонни?
00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:16,800 ..нни!!!
00:04:16,900 --> 00:04:21,600 Так, у нас впереди длинный путь, используем эту возможность, чтобы выучить хореографию
00:04:21,635 --> 00:04:24,000 Кошмар начинается...
00:04:32,500 --> 00:04:38,900 О, посмотрите дети, мы уже въезжаем в Сан-Хосе, столицу Коста-Рики.
00:04:38,935 --> 00:04:40,265 О, это так замечательно!
00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:42,800 Господи, блин, пацаны, смотрите, какое тут все грязное и дерьмовое!
00:04:42,835 --> 00:04:45,717 Эрик, Коста-Рика – это страна третьего мира.
00:04:45,752 --> 00:04:48,176 Люди здесь живут намного беднее, чем в США
00:04:48,211 --> 00:04:50,905 Так какого черта им бы не пойти поработать?
00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:53,600 Эй, вы! Кончайте дрочить и идите работать!
00:04:53,635 --> 00:04:55,100 Чё с вами случилось? Идите учиться!
00:04:55,135 --> 00:04:56,565 Эрик, сядь!
00:04:56,600 --> 00:04:59,000 Видите, с такими людьми нужно быть пожёстче, иначе они расслабятся
00:04:59,035 --> 00:05:01,165 и будут жить в дерьме всю жизнь... Да, Кенни?
00:05:01,200 --> 00:05:03,900 Эй, точно, Кенни! Может, вы костариканцы, и поэтому твоя семья такая бедная?
00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:05,800 В.т е...ый ж...яй!
00:05:05,900 --> 00:05:07,765 Твоя семья ведь не бедная, Кенни?
00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:16,000 Оба-на, блин, смотрите туда! Вау, костариканские проститутки! Эй, смотрите, вон проститутки, пацаны!
00:05:16,035 --> 00:05:17,600 (Говорят с акцентом) Чего уставица, ты, чувак?
00:05:17,635 --> 00:05:20,267 Да! А чего бы еще не фотографировать?
00:05:20,302 --> 00:05:22,900 (Говорит с акцентом) Ладно! Кли-и-и-к!
00:05:22,935 --> 00:05:25,300 Эрик, сядь!
00:05:25,947 --> 00:05:30,947 Дети, это – главное здание в Коста-Рике. Здесь главные люди этого государства решаю...
00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:33,532 О господи, воняет как жопа!
00:05:35,299 --> 00:05:37,305 Ну, все, хватит! Эрик Картман, ты начнешь уважать культуру этой страны прямо сейчас!
00:05:37,313 --> 00:05:38,475 Я ничего не говорил про их культуру,
00:05:38,476 --> 00:05:40,476 я только сказал, что их город воняет, как жопа.
00:05:40,477 --> 00:05:45,477 Вау, глядя на такие места, сразу начинаешь еще больше любить жить в Америке, а?
00:05:45,748 --> 00:05:49,163 Может ты и думаешь, что смеяться над страной третьего мира очень весело, но позволь мне...
00:05:49,164 --> 00:05:51,573 Да я не думаю, что это весело! Это место перенаселено, и все бедные и воняют!
00:05:51,574 --> 00:05:53,022 Это не весело, это - отстой!
00:05:53,023 --> 00:05:56,488 Эрик, мог бы ты, ПОЖАЛУЙСТА, помолчать пока мы будем представляться президенту?
00:05:56,500 --> 00:05:58,354 С чего бы это?
00:05:58,355 --> 00:06:00,740 Потому что я куплю тебе мороженое, если ты помолчишь!
00:06:01,666 --> 00:06:04,749 Да, дорога была не близкой, но дети ОЧЕНЬ рады тому, что будут завтра петь
00:06:05,780 --> 00:06:07,673 (Говорит по-испански) Что???
00:06:07,674 --> 00:06:10,609 А мы... Мы – хор, ну, тот, который из США...
00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:13,800 Что???
00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:17,200 Ну, мы – хор, который будет петь завтра на фестивале "Спасем джунгли"...
00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:21,915 О боже, где же мистер Мэккей, где его носит!
00:06:21,916 --> 00:06:24,899 Дети! Кто-нибудь из вас говорит по-испански?
00:06:24,900 --> 00:06:25,898 Даже и не думай ...
00:06:25,899 --> 00:06:27,073 Извините, я задержался...
00:06:27,074 --> 00:06:29,195 О, слава Богу, вы пришли. Я не говорю по-испански!
00:06:29,196 --> 00:06:30,494 О, нет проблем!
00:06:34,187 --> 00:06:35,410 О... о! Спасти джунгли!
00:06:35,411 --> 00:06:36,649 Да!
00:06:38,067 --> 00:06:41,552 Он говорит, Пабло будет сопровождать вас в джунглях
00:06:41,553 --> 00:06:46,686 О, замечательно! Господин президент, соберите всех своих подданных на площади! У нас есть для вас специальный подарок...
00:06:46,687 --> 00:06:47,400 Это... - песня!
00:06:50,687 --> 00:06:51,300 Что???
00:06:52,101 --> 00:06:55,101 Хорошо дети, давайте быстро построимся и начнем
00:06:55,102 --> 00:06:56,173 Ты помнишь всю хореографию, Ленни?
00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:57,173 А.а, д.маю, д.!
00:06:58,140 --> 00:07:02,523 Привет всем. Это – только небольшая репетиция перед завтрашним днем, и может, мы будем звучать, как ржавая кастрюля...
00:07:10,713 --> 00:07:14,255 Место волшебное, дождевое есть на земле, но ему нужна помощь – оно ведь в беде!
00:07:14,256 --> 00:07:20,935 Нелёгок наш труд, но не боимся мы! Несём людям знания, чтоб спасти от беды
00:07:23,251 --> 00:07:28,916 "Голубой вагон" приехал, привез улыбки, грусть – долой! "Голубой вагон" приехал, абсолютно голубой!
00:07:28,917 --> 00:07:34,722 Джунгли спасем! Что ты должен сказать? "Активным голубым" с нами - детьми нужно стать!
00:07:36,540 --> 00:07:42,756 Если делать наше дело и быть преданным мечте,
00:07:43,580 --> 00:07:47,045 Скоро кроме джунглей ничего вы не найдете на Земле!
00:07:49,911 --> 00:07:55,402 "Голубой вагон с детьми" приехал! Грусть – долой! Грусть – долой!
00:07:55,403 --> 00:08:01,720 "Голубой вагон" приехал, абсолютно голубой! Абсолютно голубой!! Абсолютно голубой!!!
00:08:08,184 --> 00:08:09,303 Отличная работа, ребята!
00:08:09,304 --> 00:08:10,899 Ты был поистине везде, Кайл,...
00:08:10,900 --> 00:08:12,139 Спасибо..
00:08:12,140 --> 00:08:12,971 Я говорил, у жидов нет чувства ритма.
00:08:12,972 --> 00:08:14,141 На х**, Картман!
00:08:14,142 --> 00:08:16,202 Нет чел, думаю, Картман может быть реально прав.
00:08:16,769 --> 00:08:18,839 Нет.. э.. э.. это – стереотипы...
00:08:18,874 --> 00:08:21,407 Чел, может, у тебя реально нет чувства ритма?
00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:30,699 (Говорит с сильным акцентом) Это - мезозойские джунгли, сейчас мы входим в них... Обратите внимание, какая здесь густая листва...
00:08:30,700 --> 00:08:32,979 О! Это все, о чем я могла только мечтать!
00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,315 Твою мать, жарко..
00:08:35,310 --> 00:08:36,472 А-а! Змея!
00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:37,595 Не, блин, это - ветка
00:08:38,330 --> 00:08:39,423 О! Ай! Змея!
00:08:39,458 --> 00:08:40,639 Нет, это – та же самая ветка опять
00:08:41,477 --> 00:08:45,292 Джунгли очень ранимы, и мы должны сделать многое для их защиты.
00:08:45,300 --> 00:08:50,646 Да, да, да, мы должны... для защиты... Бла-бла-бла... Да мы слышали все это миллионы раз, еще в США.
00:08:51,000 --> 00:08:55,243 О, смотрите: беличьи обезьяны саймири! Пугливые обитатели джунглей...
00:08:55,932 --> 00:08:57,133 О, какой очаровашка, правда, Ленни?
00:08:57,172 --> 00:08:58,133 Плохая! Плохая обезьянка!
00:08:59,285 --> 00:09:00,050 Эрик, черт возьми, что ты творишь?
00:09:00,084 --> 00:09:01,871 Самоутверждаюсь здесь как главный! Это - закон джунглей. Это – как с моей киской Китти.
00:09:01,872 --> 00:09:06,654 Когда Китти ведет себя плохо, я говорю ей: "Плохая киска!" И бью палкой по голове!
00:09:07,412 --> 00:09:09,326 А это - трехпалый ленивец.
00:09:09,965 --> 00:09:11,648 Плохой! Плохой трехпалый ленивец!
00:09:11,649 --> 00:09:13,225 Эрик, ради Бога, оставь его в покое!
00:09:13,598 --> 00:09:14,745 Уважай мою власть!
00:09:15,806 --> 00:09:18,468 Так, мистер Педро, это была замечательная экскурсия, но думаю, нам надо возвращаться
00:09:18,469 --> 00:09:20,540 У нас большой концерт завтра, правда, дети?
00:09:20,541 --> 00:09:22,046 Да!
00:09:22,047 --> 00:09:23,664 Я бы хотел увидеть Янагопа...
00:09:23,665 --> 00:09:25,173 Че, блин, за Янагопа?
00:09:25,174 --> 00:09:27,844 Янагопа – это добрые, мирные туземцы, которые живут в джунглях.
00:09:27,845 --> 00:09:30,482 Но бульдозеры уничтожают их дом, и скоро им совсем негде будет жить,
00:09:30,483 --> 00:09:33,854 поэтому мы и должны остановить вырубку...
00:09:33,855 --> 00:09:36,485 Твою же мать, опять ее понесло...
00:09:37,172 --> 00:09:38,394 Стенли, что там?!
00:09:38,395 --> 00:09:39,560 Змея!
00:09:40,375 --> 00:09:43,343 О да, это – так называемая коралловая змея Обратите внимание на красные полосы
00:09:43,344 --> 00:09:44,935 Действительно удивительное создание..
00:09:46,023 --> 00:09:47,161 Что случилось, малыш?
00:09:47,162 --> 00:09:48,652 Это наш маленький писюн, что может быть еще?
00:09:48,653 --> 00:09:49,541 Нет, я только змей боюсь...
00:09:49,542 --> 00:09:53,471 Ну-ну, но помните, эта змея боится нас больше, чем мы ее
00:09:58,031 --> 00:09:58,991 О мой Бог!
00:10:00,871 --> 00:10:02,521 Да, эта змея реально нас боится, точняк!
00:10:04,531 --> 00:10:06,231 Господи Иисусе, он умер?
00:10:07,400 --> 00:10:08,000 Блин!!!
00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,761 Моя догадка – наверное, да!
00:10:09,762 --> 00:10:11,602 О, нет, нет!! Не паниковать, дети!
00:10:12,942 --> 00:10:14,599 Плохая! Плохая змея!
00:10:17,739 --> 00:10:20,247 Может, мы пришли по тому пути...
00:10:20,248 --> 00:10:21,977 Нет, давайте попробуем этот путь...
00:10:21,978 --> 00:10:22,917 Бенни, ты думаешь, все будет окей?
00:10:23,978 --> 00:10:24,772 Да, в.. будет хо.шо!
00:10:24,911 --> 00:10:27,052 Хорошо. Можно тебе кое-что сказать?
00:10:28,291 --> 00:10:29,361 Кажется, ты мне нравишься.
00:10:29,372 --> 00:10:30,361 Д.?!
00:10:30,362 --> 00:10:31,800 Да. Мне кажется, мы понимаем друг друга
00:10:31,972 --> 00:10:32,772 О, кр.то!
00:10:32,802 --> 00:10:33,729 Нет, это – нехорошо.
00:10:33,801 --> 00:10:34,729 Н. хо...шо?
00:10:35,519 --> 00:10:37,665 Нет. Если я сильно полюблю тебя, я только разобью свое сердце
00:10:37,666 --> 00:10:41,125 потому что мы живем в разных концах страны. И, когда гастроли хора закончатся,
00:10:41,126 --> 00:10:42,695 мы никогда больше не увидим друг друга – и это уничтожит меня!
00:10:42,696 --> 00:10:47,793 Я просто не могу любить тебя, ПРОСТО НЕ МОГУ, Ленни!!
00:10:48,204 --> 00:10:51,193 О, дети, солнце уже садится! Нам надо быстрее выбираться отсюда!
00:10:58,073 --> 00:11:03,483 Окей, окей, пока все просто хорошо, дети! Сейчас главное – держаться вместе.
00:11:03,484 --> 00:11:05,503 Все находятся здесь?
00:11:05,504 --> 00:11:07,103 Я нет.
00:11:07,104 --> 00:11:08,637 Кто нет?
00:11:08,638 --> 00:11:10,693 Я
00:11:10,694 --> 00:11:13,467 Бенни, возьми меня за руку...
00:11:13,468 --> 00:11:15,139 Но только между нами все равно не может быть никаких чувств
00:11:15,140 --> 00:11:17,007 О господи, блин!! Я видел Тони Дэнза!
00:11:17,008 --> 00:11:20,879 Нет, здесь не может быть Тони Дэнза, Стенли!
00:11:26,172 --> 00:11:27,252 (Говорят по-испански) Хорошо, очень хорошо!
00:11:27,260 --> 00:11:29,949 Поставьте радугу рядом с фотографией вымирающих морских черепах
00:11:29,950 --> 00:11:32,759 Здравствуйте, Эль Президенте... ммбьен
00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:34,329 О, привет. У вас все окей?
00:11:34,330 --> 00:11:35,709 О, очень бьен...
00:11:35,710 --> 00:11:38,149 Эль Президенте, вы, случайно, хор не видели, ммбьен?
00:11:39,197 --> 00:11:40,535 ЧТО?!
00:11:40,536 --> 00:11:43,527 Ну, они не вернулись в отель вчера вечером, ммбьен.
00:11:43,528 --> 00:11:45,365 Вы, должно быть, шутите?!
00:11:45,366 --> 00:11:47,225 Сегодня 100 000 человек придут на этот концерт!
00:11:47,226 --> 00:11:51,147 И ты мне говоришь, что у нас не будет милых маленьких детей, чтоб петь им?
00:11:51,256 --> 00:11:54,159 Я уверен, они скоро появятся... ммкей.. здесь
00:11:54,536 --> 00:11:58,907 Нет проблем. Забудьте, что я вам говорил... ммбьен?
00:12:01,347 --> 00:12:03,617 Блин, пацаны, мы конкретно заблудились. Мы все помрем с голоду!
00:12:03,618 --> 00:12:04,407 Помрем?!
00:12:04,408 --> 00:12:08,513 Не волнуйся Келли, мы выберемся из джунглей и поспеем как раз к началу концерта!
00:12:08,514 --> 00:12:13,033 Мы просто должны любить нашу мать – природу, и она поможет нам
00:12:13,034 --> 00:12:14,723 Миссис Стивенс, у вас жук на спине.
00:12:14,724 --> 00:12:16,293 Неужели? Не мог бы ты его с меня сбросить?
00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:18,954 Наверное, нет...
00:12:18,955 --> 00:12:24,424 О господи!! Убирайся с меня!! Ради Бога!! Оставь меня в покое!! Господи!!
00:12:26,241 --> 00:12:32,751 Так хорошо... Дети, вы должны понимать, что насекомые джунглей поддерживают хрупкий экологический баланс...
00:12:33,241 --> 00:12:33,751 А!! Господи!!!
00:12:34,007 --> 00:12:36,486 Джунгли – это полный отстой, я домой хочу!
00:12:36,487 --> 00:12:37,487 Я тоже!
00:12:40,431 --> 00:12:44,361 Тс-с-с, дети, давайте послушаем, что джунгли скажут нам
00:12:44,362 --> 00:12:48,131 Если мы прислушаемся, джунгли расскажут нам столько тайн, может сейчас...
00:12:48,163 --> 00:12:49,597 Блин, какой-то чел здесь!!
00:12:49,598 --> 00:12:53,957 О, слава Богу. Здравствуйте, сэр! Мы заблудились, не могли бы вы нам помочь?
00:12:56,000 --> 00:12:56,672 Что???
00:12:56,943 --> 00:13:02,179 Дайте мне, дайте мне! Мы из Америки, АМЕ-РИ-КА! Мы заблудились и очень голодны!
00:13:02,472 --> 00:13:04,179 Нужны БУРРИТОС!
00:13:04,180 --> 00:13:05,479 Не хочу буррито. Хочу тако... суприм.
00:13:05,572 --> 00:13:06,572 И ТА-КО...
00:13:06,672 --> 00:13:08,472 А мне два тостадос с нежным соусом!
00:13:08,672 --> 00:13:10,087 ДОС ТОСТА-ДОС и НЕЖ... и ЭНЧИ-РИТО!
00:13:11,941 --> 00:13:15,591 Дети, прекратите немедленно! Не все испанцы едят такос и буритос, это – стереотип
00:13:16,659 --> 00:13:21,679 Дети, он хочет, чтобы мы шли за ним! Слава Богу, наше испытание закончилось!
00:13:24,319 --> 00:13:25,811 Чего-то это место не выглядит безопасным...
00:13:25,812 --> 00:13:27,131 Да, думаю надо валить отсюда!
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:31,800 Дети, надо шире смотреть на вещи Я читала об этих людях в "Ньюсвик"
00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:36,491 Это повстанцы из Народной Армии, они сражаются с фашистской политикой их фашистского правительства
00:13:36,492 --> 00:13:39,262 Привет! Вы говорить по-английски?
00:13:39,263 --> 00:13:40,147 Кто вы такие?
00:13:40,148 --> 00:13:44,497 О, замечательно! Мы заблудились и по счастливой случайности набрели на ваш лагерь
00:13:44,498 --> 00:13:48,097 Видите ли, мы здесь, чтобы протестовать против вашего правительства, которое вырубает ваши джунгли
00:13:48,679 --> 00:13:52,811 Мы - борцы, такие же, как и вы. Не могли бы вы помочь нам добраться до Сан-Хосе?
00:13:52,812 --> 00:14:01,269 О, я знаю! Вы, наверное, хотите подарок! Ну, у нас есть только один, особенный подарок. Подарок... песня!
00:14:03,812 --> 00:14:08,269 Место волшебное, дождевое есть на земле, но ему нужна помощь – оно ведь в беде!
00:14:08,755 --> 00:14:11,545 Кайл, ради Бога, танцуй правильно!
00:14:12,755 --> 00:14:20,545 Нелегок наш труд, но не боимся мы! Несем людям знания, что спасут от беды... - Кайл, пожалуйста...
00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:23,700 Джунгли спасем! Что ты должен сказать? "Активным голубым" с нами - детьми нужно стать!
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:24,507 Хватит!!
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:27,467 Надеемся, наш дар, наша песня, согрела ваши сердца.
00:14:27,468 --> 00:14:30,185 Мы не собираемся становиться активно голубыми ни с какими детьми, ясно?!
00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:32,459 Ну... да... ясно. Так, а телефон у вас есть?
00:14:32,460 --> 00:14:37,075 А как же! Прямо рядом с джакузи на двенадцать персон.
00:14:40,825 --> 00:14:42,665 Ну, убирайтесь, пока мы вас не прикончили
00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:45,545 Это из-за того, что еврейский мальчик плохо танцевал?
00:14:45,950 --> 00:14:46,572 Ничего себе!
00:14:46,669 --> 00:14:51,225 Вы, белые американцы, меня просто бесите! Вы бездумно тратите нефть, еду и все остальное,
00:14:51,226 --> 00:14:54,355 потому что вы так богаты, а потом говорите всему миру, что мы должны беречь джунгли,
00:14:54,356 --> 00:14:55,945 потому что вам нравятся эти милые цветочки!
00:15:02,925 --> 00:15:04,285 Бегите, дети, бегите!
00:15:08,264 --> 00:15:10,171 (Говорят по-испански) Где, черт возьми, наш хор?!
00:15:10,172 --> 00:15:10,946 Концерт уже скоро должен начинаться!
00:15:10,947 --> 00:15:12,045 Не волнуйтесь, ммбьен...
00:15:13,317 --> 00:15:15,170 Эль Президенте, они скоро будут.
00:15:15,171 --> 00:15:20,817 Это слишком важно для учительницы хора, чтоб пропустить концерт, ммбьен?
00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:26,087 Эй! Кто-нибудь?! Помогите!
00:15:26,088 --> 00:15:27,601 Вау, какой классный цветок!
00:15:27,602 --> 00:15:31,378 О нет-нет, Джейк, эти нежные цветы они такие беззащитные, ясно?
00:15:35,341 --> 00:15:37,942 Я хочу домой! Я ненавижу джунгли!!
00:15:38,341 --> 00:15:39,588 Приж.ись к. мн., д..ка!
00:15:40,203 --> 00:15:42,590 О да. Ленни, обними меня... Нет, я не могу привязываться к тебе!
00:15:43,469 --> 00:15:44,833 Но... но ты мне так нравишься...
00:15:45,422 --> 00:15:47,098 О, но ты ведь все равно потом бросишь меня!
00:15:47,188 --> 00:15:48,098 А., т..ю м.ть!
00:15:48,100 --> 00:15:54,252 Мы в прямом эфире из Сан-Хосе, Коста-Рика, где сотни богатых американцев собрались на фестиваль "Спасем Джунгли"
00:15:54,253 --> 00:15:59,235 Теперь те, кто здесь, могут легко вести себя, как люди, непричастные к исчезновению джунглей...
00:15:59,236 --> 00:16:03,240 В точку, Боб! А гвоздем сегодняшнего вечера станет выступление милого хора "Голубой вагон с детьми"
00:16:03,241 --> 00:16:07,922 который сейчас наверняка за сценой и готовится к выступлению в этот самый момент...
00:16:09,349 --> 00:16:12,836 Эти джунгли бесконечны! Мне кажется, мы ходим кругами...
00:16:13,178 --> 00:16:15,984 О, нет, концерт начинается через час! Меня уволят!
00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:20,203 Твою же мать! Я не пойду дальше за этой тупой хиппи!
00:16:20,204 --> 00:16:21,568 Эрик, ты куда?
00:16:21,569 --> 00:16:22,405 Туда.
00:16:22,406 --> 00:16:25,802 Молодой человек, я – единственная из взрослых здесь! И я говорю, что мы идем сюда!
00:16:25,803 --> 00:16:29,057 Слушайте, вы идете сь-да... А я пойду т-да..!
00:16:29,058 --> 00:16:31,199 Молодой человек, ты слышал!!
00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:34,524 Нет, нет, нет! Вы сь-да, я т-да... на...
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,524 Вы – в жопу, пацаны, а я иду домой!
00:16:36,525 --> 00:16:38,882 Хорошо! Ну и подыхай сам, маленький ублюдок!
00:16:39,715 --> 00:16:42,101 Эрик, мы должны держаться вместе!
00:16:42,102 --> 00:16:45,852 Иди в жопу, тупая хиппи-активистка.
00:16:45,853 --> 00:16:48,302 Сидел бы сейчас дома на диване с моей Китти и смотрел бы мультик про толстого аббата...
00:16:49,639 --> 00:16:51,749 Опа, я знал это: р-рраз – и я охрененно спасен!
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,484 Эй, может, Картман был прав?
00:16:53,485 --> 00:16:54,819 Да, один раз уже так было.
00:16:54,820 --> 00:16:58,236 Нет, дух Майя сказал мне, что идти надо в эту сторону
00:16:58,237 --> 00:17:00,442 Мистер, вы должны помочь мне! Я маленький мальчик, я умираю от голода!
00:17:00,443 --> 00:17:01,620 Что ты тут делаешь, малыш?
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,703 Наш класс был в джунглях, и мы заблудились
00:17:03,704 --> 00:17:05,337 Мне нужна пища... Я уже слабею!
00:17:05,338 --> 00:17:08,224 Заблудились? О господи! А где же остальные?
00:17:08,225 --> 00:17:10,791 Есть! Мне нужно поесть!
00:17:10,792 --> 00:17:14,034 О господи! Принесите этому ребенку что-нибудь поесть! Быстрее!
00:17:14,035 --> 00:17:15,035 Куриные крылышки.
00:17:15,036 --> 00:17:16,036 Куриные крылышки!
00:17:16,037 --> 00:17:17,037 Средне острые.
00:17:17,896 --> 00:17:20,519 Даешь шоу, даешь шоу!
00:17:21,265 --> 00:17:22,566 (Говорят по-испански) Эти активисты начинают злиться.
00:17:22,567 --> 00:17:25,824 Скоро они начнут кидать в нас помидоры.
00:17:25,825 --> 00:17:27,870 Уверен, они скоро появятся.
00:17:27,871 --> 00:17:30,540 Надо просто немного потянуть время, ммбьен?
00:17:30,541 --> 00:17:33,235 Ладно, я попытаюсь отвлечь их анекдотами о поляках. Пожелайте мне удачи.
00:17:35,346 --> 00:17:38,043 Сколько нужно поляков, чтобы съесть буррито?
00:17:40,001 --> 00:17:41,677 Два.
00:17:45,069 --> 00:17:48,123 Сколько нужно поляков, чтобы доехать до Панамы?
00:17:49,690 --> 00:17:53,287 О Господи, это кошмар! Мы никогда не попадем на фестиваль
00:17:53,288 --> 00:17:54,651 Эй, смотрите туда! Похоже, там дым.
00:17:55,706 --> 00:17:57,414 Быстрее туда!
00:17:57,415 --> 00:18:00,065 Эй, это огонь! Где-то здесь должны быть люди!
00:18:03,288 --> 00:18:05,645 Дети, это Янагопа!
00:18:05,646 --> 00:18:09,233 Не бойтесь! Мы здесь не для того, чтобы разрушать ваши джунгли!
00:18:12,005 --> 00:18:16,636 Посмотрите как мирно они живут, как они милы, благородны...
00:18:16,637 --> 00:18:18,566 Спасайте свои жизни, дети!
00:18:18,567 --> 00:18:19,553 Твою мать!
00:18:22,383 --> 00:18:23,492 О, Господи!
00:18:23,493 --> 00:18:25,026 Бегите, бегите!
00:18:27,373 --> 00:18:28,809 Ленни!
00:18:32,836 --> 00:18:33,674 Что за черт?!
00:18:33,675 --> 00:18:34,310 Мы проваливаемся!
00:18:34,311 --> 00:18:36,418 Это зыбучие пески!
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,787 Все, что мы слышали с детства: "Спасайте джунгли! Джунгли такие ранимые!"
00:18:48,788 --> 00:18:50,092 В жопу такую ранимость!
00:18:50,093 --> 00:18:52,913 Ларри, если мы выберемся отсюда, я буду твоей подружкой,
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:54,707 пусть мы и живем в разных городах, мне все равно!
00:18:55,914 --> 00:18:57,707 Кр.то, ну, на..нец!
00:19:00,071 --> 00:19:04,452 Окей, что, черт возьми, здесь происходит, люди?
00:19:14,349 --> 00:19:17,790 О, нет! Эта большая штуковина собирается заняться любовью с мисс Стивенс!
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:19,645 Ну, всё, хватит! Провалитесь вы, е**жопые джунгли!
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:21,610 За**ло это долбаное место, полный отсос!
00:19:21,645 --> 00:19:27,787 Ну и дурой же я была! Да ср*ть на эти джунгли! В гробу я видала е**жопые джунгли, б***ь, ненавижу!!
00:19:27,822 --> 00:19:29,156 Наконец-то сформулировала как надо.
00:19:30,453 --> 00:19:32,132 Быстрее! Главное – освободить детей!
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,691 Блин, бульдозеры рулят!
00:19:43,692 --> 00:19:45,652 Ну-ка, добро пожаловать в цивилизацию!
00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:46,834 Ура!
00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:48,101 Ура! Дети...
00:19:48,473 --> 00:19:50,176 Как же вы узнали, что мы здесь?
00:19:50,177 --> 00:19:51,354 Ваш маленький друг помог нам.
00:19:51,355 --> 00:19:51,945 Эрик?
00:19:51,946 --> 00:19:53,154 А кто вы думали, Андрей Губин?
00:19:53,155 --> 00:19:57,159 А что именно вы все тут делаете с этими бульдозерами?
00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,509 Мы вырубаем в джунглях большое место для постройки деревообрабатывающего комбината.
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:01,813 Да что вы! Это же – грандиозно!
00:20:01,814 --> 00:20:03,021 Вы точно не против?
00:20:03,022 --> 00:20:07,705 Не-е-ет! Я ненавижу джунгли! По мне, так весь лес перепашите на х** в опилки!
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,706 От круто!
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:13,413 Бенни, чтобы наши долгосрочные отношения работали, мы должны звонить друг другу каждый день.
00:20:13,707 --> 00:20:15,413 Ок.й, э.о мо.но!
00:20:16,684 --> 00:20:19,028 Ленни, нет!
00:20:19,029 --> 00:20:20,870 О, господи, они убили Кенни!
00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,173 Сволочи!
00:20:22,174 --> 00:20:24,189 Что? Кто? Кто его убил?
00:20:24,850 --> 00:20:26,439 Ну... они
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,339 Кто они?
00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:29,590 Ну, ты знаешь... они
00:20:29,591 --> 00:20:31,265 Ну эти... – сволочи.
00:20:31,266 --> 00:20:33,205 Чего же вы стоите! Помогите ему!
00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:34,206 Что?
00:20:34,207 --> 00:20:35,209 Помочь... ему?
00:20:40,984 --> 00:20:43,009 Ах! Давай Бенни! Дыши!
00:20:43,025 --> 00:20:45,009 Дыши, сучий потрох!
00:20:46,765 --> 00:20:47,477 Блин, ничего себе!
00:20:48,479 --> 00:20:53,163 А сейчас с песней о джунглях – "Голубой Вагон с детьми"!
00:20:53,479 --> 00:20:56,163 Все помнят новые слова?
00:21:00,725 --> 00:21:06,808 Джунгли жопо-отсосные, это полный отстой, вырубить надо их, быстрей с глаз долой!
00:21:06,809 --> 00:21:16,065 Кто сказал "Спасем джунгли"? – а мудилы, вот кто!, которые не были в тех джунглях никогда до того!
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:21,588 "Голубой вагон" приехал правду спеть богачам! Но наши слова не понравятся вам!
00:21:21,589 --> 00:21:28,691 Вы протестуете, чтоб замести следы и не лишиться продаж, Все вы, лицемеры, идите и трахните ваших же мамаш...
00:21:28,692 --> 00:21:30,460 Так вдохновенно!
00:21:30,461 --> 00:21:32,011 А какая прекрасная идея!
00:21:32,012 --> 00:21:36,340 (Каждый год в джунглях погибает более 3000 человек) Если делать наше дело и быть преданным мечте,
00:21:37,611 --> 00:21:41,458 (Более 700 растений и животных в джунглях вызывают рак) Скоро и остатков от джунглей не найдете вы на Земле!
00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:44,007 (Присоединяйтесь к нам, остановим джунгли, пока не поздно!) "Голубой вагон" приехал, правду кроем, ложь – долой! Любой активист – и есть голубой!
00:21:44,459 --> 00:21:47,007 "Голубой вагон" приехал! Джунгли – отстой! Если ты за джунгли, то ты - голубой!
00:21:47,459 --> 00:21:50,007 Абсолютно голубой!!! Абсолютно голубой!!!
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00:00:09,010 --> 00:00:12,013 ♪ I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:12,138 --> 00:00:13,889 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:14,015 --> 00:00:16,017 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:16,142 --> 00:00:18,728 ♪ Going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:18,853 --> 00:00:20,646 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:22,648 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor" ♪
00:00:22,773 --> 00:00:25,067 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:25,192 --> 00:00:29,196 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪
00:00:29,321 --> 00:00:31,824 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:34,994 --> 00:00:37,913 Okay, children, we have a special guest today --
00:00:38,039 --> 00:00:41,000 a woman recruiting young people for a national choir tour.
00:00:41,125 --> 00:00:43,711 Now, I know that choir tours are totally stupid and lame,
00:00:43,836 --> 00:00:45,921 but please give her your full attention.
00:00:46,047 --> 00:00:47,298 Go ahead.
00:00:47,423 --> 00:00:48,841 Uh, thank you, Mr. Garrison.
00:00:48,966 --> 00:00:50,843 How are we all doing today?
00:00:52,344 --> 00:00:53,721 I can't hear you!
00:00:53,846 --> 00:00:55,139 I said, "how are we all doing?"
00:00:55,264 --> 00:00:57,099 [farts]
00:00:57,224 --> 00:00:58,768 Eric Cartman, you say "excuse me"!
00:00:58,893 --> 00:01:00,269 Okay.
00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:01,520 Go ahead.
00:01:01,645 --> 00:01:02,938 Children, we are a national choir called
00:01:03,064 --> 00:01:04,774 "Getting Gay With Kids."
00:01:04,899 --> 00:01:06,650 We're gonna do a big tour down in Central America
00:01:06,776 --> 00:01:10,029 to help save the rainforest, and you can be a part of it.
00:01:10,154 --> 00:01:12,740 Mrph rmhmhm rm. - [laughter]
00:01:12,865 --> 00:01:14,700 Kenny McCormick, you speak when you're spoken to!
00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,328 Go ahead.
00:01:17,453 --> 00:01:18,871 You see, we take kids from all over the country
00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:19,872 and put them in a choir where we sing and dance
00:01:19,997 --> 00:01:21,457 [yawns]
00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:24,168 to raise awareness about our vanishing rainforests.
00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,170 Did you know over 10,000 acres of rainforest
00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:27,922 are bulldozed every year?
00:01:28,047 --> 00:01:30,341 That's right, and over 30% of the world's oxygen
00:01:30,466 --> 00:01:31,842 is made in the rainforest.
00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:34,804 Miss Stevens: So, who wants to join the fun?
00:01:34,929 --> 00:01:35,930 What if you don't have any rhythm?
00:01:36,055 --> 00:01:37,807 Excuse me? - Like my friend Kyle.
00:01:37,932 --> 00:01:39,100 He's Jewish so he doesn't have any rhythm.
00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:40,559 Shut up, fat-ass! - Choirs suck.
00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:42,394 Kyle Broflovski, you watch your language!
00:01:42,520 --> 00:01:44,063 Eric Cartman, you be nice to people!
00:01:44,188 --> 00:01:45,815 Stan Marsh, you mind your manners!
00:01:45,940 --> 00:01:47,316 Kenny McCormick, you pay attention!
00:01:47,441 --> 00:01:49,110 [exhales] Go ahead.
00:01:49,235 --> 00:01:50,528 Well, that's all, really.
00:01:50,653 --> 00:01:52,321 So if anyone is interested
00:01:52,446 --> 00:01:53,697 in seeing the rainforest and joining our choir,
00:01:53,823 --> 00:01:56,075 I'll leave information packets up front.
00:01:56,200 --> 00:01:57,284 That's good. We need some more toilet paper.
00:01:57,409 --> 00:01:58,494 [laughter]
00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:00,121 Alright, that does it!
00:02:00,246 --> 00:02:02,665 Mr. Mackey: I am tired of seeing you in my office.
00:02:02,790 --> 00:02:05,251 You get sent here every day, Craig.
00:02:05,376 --> 00:02:06,377 I know.
00:02:06,502 --> 00:02:07,711 Why can't you behave?
00:02:07,837 --> 00:02:09,296 I don't know.
00:02:09,421 --> 00:02:10,840 What do you have to say for yourself?
00:02:10,965 --> 00:02:14,093 Well, I'll tell you what, young man,
00:02:14,218 --> 00:02:16,387 you're gonna be held back a grade if you don't--
00:02:16,512 --> 00:02:18,514 Did you just flip me off?! - No.
00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,307 Yes, you did. You just flipped me the bird.
00:02:20,432 --> 00:02:23,018 Now, see, this is exactly what I'm talking about.
00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:25,312 If you don't shape up, m'kay, and get your head straight--
00:02:25,437 --> 00:02:26,772 There! You just flipped me off again!
00:02:26,897 --> 00:02:28,274 No, I didn't. - Yes, you did!
00:02:28,399 --> 00:02:30,192 And until you stop flipping people off,
00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,819 you can just go back to the waiting room, m'kay?
00:02:31,944 --> 00:02:32,945 Next!
00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,989 Well, well, well,
00:02:35,114 --> 00:02:37,032 if it isn't Stan, Kyle, Kenny, and Eric.
00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:38,534 Hey, Craig. - Hey, don't flip me off,
00:02:38,659 --> 00:02:39,326 you son of a bitch!
00:02:39,451 --> 00:02:41,412 Sit down, boys.
00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:43,581 Let's see, what did Mr. Garrison send <i>you</i> in here for?
00:02:43,706 --> 00:02:46,041 "The boys were being rude while a choir teacher
00:02:46,167 --> 00:02:47,918 was giving some stupid presentation."
00:02:48,043 --> 00:02:49,837 It's just some dumb activist kids' choir thing.
00:02:49,962 --> 00:02:51,589 Young man, "Getting Gay With Kids"
00:02:51,714 --> 00:02:53,549 is not dumb, m'kay?
00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:55,467 It just so happens that I'm on the board of directors.
00:02:55,593 --> 00:02:57,469 Dude, all those choirs are the same.
00:02:57,595 --> 00:02:59,180 They don't even really sing. They use prerecorded tapes.
00:02:59,305 --> 00:03:01,182 Well, guess what, boys?
00:03:01,307 --> 00:03:02,850 I think "Getting Gay With Kids" is just what you need.
00:03:02,975 --> 00:03:04,560 I'm gonna sign up all four of you.
00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:05,936 What?! - You can't do that!
00:03:06,061 --> 00:03:07,354 Mrph rm!
00:03:07,479 --> 00:03:09,064 Mrph rm, mrph.
00:03:09,190 --> 00:03:11,150 I think this will be very good for you.
00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:12,776 But we don't even care about the rainforest.
00:03:12,902 --> 00:03:15,446 And that's exactly why you need to go, m'kay?
00:03:15,571 --> 00:03:16,989 Please, Mr. Mackey, we'll be good!
00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:18,782 Don't send us to that old kids' choir!
00:03:18,908 --> 00:03:20,576 Have mercy, Mr. Mackey!
00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:23,329 Be safe, Kyle.
00:03:23,454 --> 00:03:24,788 Bring me something back from the rainforest.
00:03:24,914 --> 00:03:27,333 Oh, no, the rainforest is very fragile.
00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:30,085 We must take only pictures and leave only footprints.
00:03:30,211 --> 00:03:31,462 Oh, I didn't realize.
00:03:31,587 --> 00:03:33,130 Did you know that right now,
00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,049 bulldozers are tearing down thousand of acres
00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:36,634 of rainforest every day?
00:03:36,759 --> 00:03:38,969 Ah, man, this is gonna suck donkey balls.
00:03:39,094 --> 00:03:41,597 Please, don't make me go on a choir tour, mom! Please!
00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:43,390 Stan, you should be excited.
00:03:43,515 --> 00:03:45,226 I would love to see the rainforest.
00:03:45,351 --> 00:03:46,936 Besides, your dad and I need some time alone.
00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:48,437 Noooo!
00:03:51,941 --> 00:03:53,567 Okay, children, that's all of us.
00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,819 We're ready to head for the Latin-American nation
00:03:55,945 --> 00:03:57,363 of Costa Rica,
00:03:57,488 --> 00:03:59,698 a country filled with virgin rainforest.
00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,700 Whoopee.
00:04:01,825 --> 00:04:04,453 And you must be Eric Cartman. I've heard about you.
00:04:04,578 --> 00:04:06,789 You don't respect nature or other cultures.
00:04:06,914 --> 00:04:08,374 Yeah, pretty much.
00:04:08,499 --> 00:04:10,626 Well, I'm gonna change the way you think, kiddo.
00:04:10,751 --> 00:04:12,211 My name's Kelly.
00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:14,213 Mrph rm rmphm. - Lenny?
00:04:14,338 --> 00:04:15,506 Mrph rmphm! - Johnny?
00:04:15,631 --> 00:04:17,132 Rmphm! - Oh.
00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:18,884 Now, we've got a long trip ahead of us,
00:04:19,009 --> 00:04:21,679 so let's take the opportunity to learn our choreography.
00:04:21,804 --> 00:04:23,264 The nightmare begins.
00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:25,933 [Latin-American music plays]
00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:33,857 Oh, look, children!
00:04:33,983 --> 00:04:35,276 I think we're entering San José,
00:04:35,401 --> 00:04:37,486 which is the capital of Costa Rica.
00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,154 Oh, this is so exciting!
00:04:39,280 --> 00:04:41,198 Oh, my God, dude!
00:04:41,323 --> 00:04:42,866 Look how dirty and crappy everything is!
00:04:42,992 --> 00:04:45,411 Eric, Costa Rica is a third-world country.
00:04:45,536 --> 00:04:48,414 These people are much poorer than those in the U.S.
00:04:48,539 --> 00:04:50,457 Why the hell don't they get jobs?
00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:53,294 Hey! Why don't you people quit slacking off and get a job?!
00:04:53,419 --> 00:04:55,004 What's wrong with you?! Go to college!
00:04:55,129 --> 00:04:56,588 Eric, sit down!
00:04:56,714 --> 00:04:58,465 You gotta be firm with these people
00:04:58,590 --> 00:05:00,384 or they just slack off and be poor forever, right, Kenny?
00:05:00,509 --> 00:05:02,970 Hey, maybe that's it, Kenny. Maybe you're Costa Rican.
00:05:03,095 --> 00:05:04,847 That's why your family's so poor.
00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:07,057 Mrph rmhmhm rm. - Your family <i>isn't</i> poor?
00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,018 Wow, dude, look over there!
00:05:09,143 --> 00:05:11,312 Wow! Costa Rican prostitutes!
00:05:11,437 --> 00:05:12,896 Hey, look at the prostitutes, you guys!
00:05:16,150 --> 00:05:17,651 [Latin accent] What are you looking at, man?
00:05:17,776 --> 00:05:20,195 [Latin accent] Yeah, why don't you take a picture?
00:05:20,321 --> 00:05:22,197 Okay. Cleek!
00:05:22,323 --> 00:05:23,991 Miss Stevens: Eric, sit down!
00:05:25,743 --> 00:05:27,995 Kids, this is the Costa Rican Capitol building.
00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:29,747 This is where all the leaders
00:05:29,872 --> 00:05:31,415 of the Costa Rican government make their--
00:05:31,540 --> 00:05:33,125 Oh, my God, it smells like ass out here!
00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,002 Alright, that does it!
00:05:35,127 --> 00:05:36,795 Eric Cartman, you respect other cultures this instant!
00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,714 I wasn't saying anything about their culture.
00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,507 I'm just saying their city smells like ass.
00:05:40,632 --> 00:05:42,426 Wow, seeing a place like this
00:05:42,551 --> 00:05:44,303 really makes you appreciate living in America, huh?
00:05:44,428 --> 00:05:45,929 Mrph rm.
00:05:46,055 --> 00:05:46,889 You may think that making fun
00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:47,890 of third-world countries is funny,
00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:48,932 but let me--
00:05:49,058 --> 00:05:50,267 I don't think it's funny.
00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:51,477 This place is overcrowded, smelly, and poor.
00:05:51,602 --> 00:05:53,562 That's not funny. That sucks.
00:05:53,687 --> 00:05:55,439 Eric, will you please, <i>please, just keep your mouth shut</i>
00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:57,358 while we present ourselves to the Costa-Rican president?
00:05:57,483 --> 00:05:59,193 Why?
00:05:59,318 --> 00:06:00,069 Because I'll buy you some ice cream if you do.
00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:01,195 [laughing] Oh!
00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:02,863 Well, it was a long trip,
00:06:02,988 --> 00:06:04,865 but the children are very excited to sing tomorrow.
00:06:06,367 --> 00:06:07,493 <i>¿Qué?</i>
00:06:07,618 --> 00:06:09,244 Uh, we're the choir
00:06:09,370 --> 00:06:11,413 that-that was sent from the United States.
00:06:12,498 --> 00:06:13,749 <i>¿Qué?</i>
00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,209 We're the group singing
00:06:15,334 --> 00:06:18,128 for the "Save the Rainforest" summit tomorrow?
00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:20,923 Oh, dear, where's Mr. Mackey?
00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:22,257 He should've been here by now.
00:06:22,383 --> 00:06:23,509 Children, do any of you speak Spanish?
00:06:23,634 --> 00:06:25,177 Don't you dare!
00:06:25,302 --> 00:06:27,179 Sorry I'm late.
00:06:27,304 --> 00:06:28,722 Oh, thank goodness you're here. I don't speak any Spanish.
00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:30,432 Oh, no problem.
00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:33,102 <i>Usted es choir de estados unidos, muy bien.</i>
00:06:33,227 --> 00:06:34,978 Oh, oh-- "Save the Rainforest."
00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:36,105 Yes!
00:06:36,230 --> 00:06:38,065 [speaking Spanish]
00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:41,318 He says, "Pablo here will take you on a rainforest tour."
00:06:41,443 --> 00:06:42,361 Oh, boy!
00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:43,821 Mr. Presidente,
00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:44,947 round up your subjects outside.
00:06:45,072 --> 00:06:46,740 We have a special gift for you--
00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:49,159 The gift... of song.
00:06:49,910 --> 00:06:50,953 <i>¿Qué?</i>
00:06:51,078 --> 00:06:52,663 Alright, children,
00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:54,873 let's get in our rows quickly so we can begin.
00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:56,708 Did you remember all the choreography, Lenny?
00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:57,709 Mrph rmhmhm rm.
00:06:57,835 --> 00:06:59,420 Hello, everybody!
00:06:59,545 --> 00:07:01,046 This is just a little rehearsal for tomorrow,
00:07:01,171 --> 00:07:02,714 so we may be a little rusty.
00:07:02,840 --> 00:07:03,966 [chuckling]
00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,301 ♪ Doo-doo-dee-doo ♪
00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:08,053 ♪ Zada-doo-dee-wow ♪
00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,596 Boys: ♪ There's a place that is magical ♪
00:07:09,721 --> 00:07:11,723 ♪ And full of rain ♪
00:07:11,849 --> 00:07:14,601 Girls: ♪ But now it needs help because it is in pain ♪
00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:17,813 All: ♪ Cleaning the earth is a mighty big chore ♪
00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:23,026 ♪ We're spreading awareness like never before ♪
00:07:23,152 --> 00:07:26,071 ♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪
00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:29,116 ♪ To spread the word and bring you cheer ♪
00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:32,744 ♪ Let's save the rainforest, what do you say? ♪
00:07:32,870 --> 00:07:36,290 ♪ Being an activist is totally gay ♪
00:07:36,415 --> 00:07:40,878 ♪ And someday, if we work hard, boys and girls ♪
00:07:41,003 --> 00:07:44,798 ♪ There'll be nothing but rainforest ♪
00:07:44,923 --> 00:07:47,092 ♪ Covering the entire world ♪
00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,177 ♪ World! ♪
00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:49,720 ♪ World! ♪
00:07:49,845 --> 00:07:52,514 ♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪
00:07:52,639 --> 00:07:56,226 ♪ To spread the word and bring you cheer ♪
00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:58,979 ♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪
00:07:59,104 --> 00:08:00,898 ♪ So save the rainforest ♪
00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,608 ♪ Totally gay ♪
00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:04,526 ♪ It's totally gay! ♪
00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:06,195 [boom box clicks off]
00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:09,406 Great job, gang!
00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:10,616 You were really all over the place, Kyle.
00:08:10,741 --> 00:08:12,075 Thanks.
00:08:12,201 --> 00:08:12,701 I told you Jewish people don't have rhythm.
00:08:12,826 --> 00:08:14,328 Fuck off, Cartman!
00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:16,371 No, dude, I think Cartman might actually be right.
00:08:16,497 --> 00:08:18,624 No! That's a stereotype!
00:08:18,749 --> 00:08:21,126 Dude, maybe you really don't have any rhythm.
00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:28,509 This is now secondary rainforest we're entering.
00:08:28,634 --> 00:08:30,594 Notice the canopy of foliage.
00:08:30,719 --> 00:08:33,347 Oh, it's everything I ever dreamed it would be!
00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:34,348 Damn, it's hot out here.
00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:35,724 Aah! Snake!
00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:36,850 No, dude, that's a branch.
00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:38,810 Oh. Aah! Snake!
00:08:38,936 --> 00:08:39,978 No, that's the same branch again.
00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:41,355 Oh.
00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,731 The rainforest is very delicate,
00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:44,942 and we must take steps to protect it.
00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:46,360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:08:46,485 --> 00:08:47,778 Take steps, blah, blah, blah.
00:08:47,903 --> 00:08:50,447 We hear this a million times back up in the States.
00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:52,658 Here, look-- these are squirrel monkeys,
00:08:52,783 --> 00:08:55,327 endangered inhabitants of the rainforest.
00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,912 Wow, isn't he neat, Lenny?
00:08:57,037 --> 00:08:58,413 Bad! Bad monkey!
00:08:58,539 --> 00:08:59,998 Eric, what the heck are you doing?!
00:09:00,123 --> 00:09:01,542 I'm asserting myself.
00:09:01,667 --> 00:09:03,377 It's tough love, just like my Mr. Kitty.
00:09:03,502 --> 00:09:05,379 When he's bad, I say, "that's a bad Mr. Kitty!"
00:09:05,504 --> 00:09:06,922 And I smack him on the head!
00:09:07,047 --> 00:09:09,591 And here is a three-toed sloth.
00:09:09,716 --> 00:09:11,593 It's bad-- that's a bad three-toed sloth!
00:09:11,718 --> 00:09:13,136 Eric, for God's sake, knock it off!
00:09:13,262 --> 00:09:15,347 Respect my authoritah!
00:09:15,472 --> 00:09:16,932 Well, Mr. Pedro, this was a great tour,
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,767 but I guess we should be heading back.
00:09:18,892 --> 00:09:20,435 We have a big concert tomorrow, don't we, kids?
00:09:20,561 --> 00:09:22,020 Yeah! Yeah!
00:09:22,145 --> 00:09:23,897 I wish we could've seen the yanogapa.
00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,566 What's the Yanogapa?
00:09:25,691 --> 00:09:26,441 The Yanogapa are a gentle native people
00:09:26,567 --> 00:09:28,193 that live in the rainforest,
00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:30,279 but bulldozers are destroying their homes.
00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,114 Soon, they will have nowhere to go.
00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,241 So we must stop bulldozing the rainforest --
00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:36,451 Oh, God, here she goes again!
00:09:36,577 --> 00:09:38,078 Aah! - Stanley, what is it?
00:09:38,203 --> 00:09:39,121 Snake!
00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:40,872 [all gasping]
00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,708 Oh, yes, this is what we call a coral snake.
00:09:42,833 --> 00:09:44,668 Notice the red markings. Quite an amazing creature.
00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,461 Aah!
00:09:46,587 --> 00:09:47,379 What's the matter, little boy?
00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:48,630 He's a little wuss. What's it look like?
00:09:48,755 --> 00:09:49,881 I'm just scared of snakes.
00:09:50,007 --> 00:09:51,717 No, no, you must remember,
00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:53,802 this snake is more afraid of us than we are of it.
00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:55,345 Aah!
00:09:56,430 --> 00:09:57,806 [groans]
00:09:57,931 --> 00:09:59,224 Oh, my God!
00:10:00,976 --> 00:10:02,894 Yeah, that snake is really scared of us, alright.
00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,732 Jesus Christ! Is he dead?
00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:07,983 Dude!
00:10:08,108 --> 00:10:09,234 My guess would be "yes."
00:10:09,359 --> 00:10:10,485 Oh, no! God, no!
00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:11,695 Now, don't panic, children.
00:10:11,820 --> 00:10:13,363 Bad!
00:10:13,488 --> 00:10:15,157 That's a bad snake-- aah!
00:10:17,868 --> 00:10:20,370 Maybe we came from that way. No... No.
00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,872 Let's try this way.
00:10:21,997 --> 00:10:23,790 Lenny, do you think we're gonna be okay?
00:10:23,915 --> 00:10:25,250 Mrph rmhmhm rm.
00:10:25,375 --> 00:10:27,252 That's good. Can I tell you something?
00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:28,003 Mrph rm. - I think I like you.
00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,588 Mrph?!
00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:31,965 Yeah, I think we communicate really well.
00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:33,759 Mrph rmhmhm rm! - No, that's not good.
00:10:33,884 --> 00:10:35,093 Mrph rmh rmphm?
00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,637 No. See, if I start to like you too much,
00:10:36,762 --> 00:10:38,430 I'm only going to get my heart broken,
00:10:38,555 --> 00:10:40,182 'cause we live on opposite ends of the country.
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:41,516 Once this choir tour is over,
00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:42,684 we'll never see each other again,
00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,311 and that would devastate me!
00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,395 So I can't have any feelings for you!
00:10:45,520 --> 00:10:48,106 I just can't, Lenny! - Mrph!
00:10:48,231 --> 00:10:49,858 Oh, children, the sun is setting.
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,401 We have to find our way out of here, quick!
00:10:54,696 --> 00:10:57,699 [thunder crashes]
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,117 Okay, okay.
00:10:59,242 --> 00:11:01,328 Everything is just fine, kids.
00:11:01,453 --> 00:11:03,914 Now, it is important that we all stick together.
00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,124 Is everybody still here?
00:11:06,249 --> 00:11:07,209 Boy: I'm not.
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,585 Who's not?
00:11:08,710 --> 00:11:10,045 Me.
00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,881 Lenny, will you hold my hand?
00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,342 I don't want to get emotionally attached, though.
00:11:15,467 --> 00:11:17,469 Oh, my God, dude! I just saw Tony Danza!
00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:20,180 No, you didn't just see Tony Danza, Stanley.
00:11:22,099 --> 00:11:25,060 [rooster crowing]
00:11:26,687 --> 00:11:27,646 <i>Bueno. Bueno.</i>
00:11:27,771 --> 00:11:29,940 [speaking Spanish]
00:11:30,065 --> 00:11:32,234 [speaking Spanish]
00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:02,848 Stan: Dude, we're totally lost.
00:12:02,973 --> 00:12:04,474 We're gonna die out here. - Kelly: We are?
00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:06,226 Don't worry, Kelly,
00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:07,477 we're gonna find our way out of the rainforest
00:12:07,602 --> 00:12:08,979 and make it back to the concert in time.
00:12:09,104 --> 00:12:11,189 We just need to respect our mother rainforest,
00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:13,233 and she will respect us.
00:12:13,358 --> 00:12:14,985 Mrs. Stevens, you have a bug on your back.
00:12:15,110 --> 00:12:16,445 Oh, really? Could you brush it off?
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:17,988 [roaring]
00:12:18,113 --> 00:12:19,656 Um, no.
00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,992 Whoa! Oh, my God! Get it off me!
00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:24,327 For the love of God, get it off me!
00:12:24,453 --> 00:12:26,371 Oh, my God! [insect roaring]
00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:28,540 Okay, children, we must understand
00:12:28,665 --> 00:12:30,834 that the insects of the rainforest
00:12:30,959 --> 00:12:33,128 help the delicate balance of life here.
00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:35,505 [roaring] Oh, my God!
00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:36,631 The rainforest sucks. I want to go home.
00:12:36,757 --> 00:12:37,799 Me too!
00:12:37,924 --> 00:12:39,968 [children grumbling]
00:12:40,093 --> 00:12:41,928 Shh, children.
00:12:42,053 --> 00:12:44,765 Let's try to listen to what the rainforest tells us.
00:12:44,890 --> 00:12:46,349 And if we use our ears,
00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,518 she can tell us so many things --
00:12:48,643 --> 00:12:49,936 Aah! There's a dude here.
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:51,897 Oh, thank goodness! Hello, sir, we are lost.
00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,566 [chuckling] Can you help us?
00:12:55,567 --> 00:12:56,818 <i>¿Qué?</i>
00:12:56,943 --> 00:12:58,320 Let me try, let me try.
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:00,489 We are from America-- A-mer-ica.
00:13:00,614 --> 00:13:02,657 We are lost and very hungry.
00:13:02,783 --> 00:13:04,743 <i>Necesito burritos.</i>
00:13:04,868 --> 00:13:06,495 I don't want a burrito, I want a taco... supreme.
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:08,079 A taco.
00:13:08,205 --> 00:13:09,122 I want two tostadas with mild sauce.
00:13:09,247 --> 00:13:12,167 Two tostadas...
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:14,377 Boys, not every Spanish person eats tacos and burritos.
00:13:14,503 --> 00:13:15,962 That's a stereotype.
00:13:16,087 --> 00:13:18,632 Children, he wants us to follow him.
00:13:18,757 --> 00:13:20,008 Oh, thank goodness!
00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,010 I think this ordeal is over.
00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,139 This doesn't look very safe.
00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,766 Yeah, I think we should get the hell out of here.
00:13:27,891 --> 00:13:29,976 Now, kids, let's be a bit more open-minded.
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,728 I've read all about this in <i>Newsweek.</i>
00:13:31,853 --> 00:13:33,271 This is a people's army.
00:13:33,396 --> 00:13:35,190 They are fighting the fascist policies
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:36,525 of their fascist government.
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,151 Oh, hello.
00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:39,778 Do you speak, uh, English?
00:13:39,903 --> 00:13:41,571 Who are you? - Oh, wonderful!
00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,573 We were lost, and it is such a great coincidence
00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:45,534 we found you.
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:47,118 We're here to protest the government-sanctioned raping
00:13:47,244 --> 00:13:48,203 of your rainforest.
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,122 We are fighters, just like you.
00:13:51,248 --> 00:13:52,874 Could you help us get back to San José?
00:13:52,999 --> 00:13:57,170 Um...oh, I know! Perhaps you would like a gift.
00:13:57,295 --> 00:13:59,339 Well, we have only one gift to give--
00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,424 the gift of song.
00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:02,592 [groaning]
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:04,469 ♪ Doo-doo-dee-doo ♪
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:05,971 ♪ Zada-doo-dee-wow ♪
00:14:06,096 --> 00:14:07,472 Boys: ♪ There's a place that is magical ♪
00:14:07,597 --> 00:14:09,182 ♪ And full of rain ♪
00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:12,435 Kyle, for the love of God, do the right choreography.
00:14:12,561 --> 00:14:15,772 All: ♪ Cleaning the earth is a mighty big chore ♪
00:14:15,897 --> 00:14:18,400 ♪ We're spreading awareness like never before ♪
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,861 Oh, Kyle, please!
00:14:20,986 --> 00:14:23,446 ♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪
00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:24,906 Enough!
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:26,408 Well, we hope that our gift of song
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:28,118 has warmed your hearts.
00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:30,453 We're not getting gay with any kids, okay?
00:14:30,579 --> 00:14:33,081 Uh, yeah, so... do you have a phone we could use?
00:14:33,206 --> 00:14:35,000 Yes, we have a phone.
00:14:35,125 --> 00:14:37,419 It's right over there, next to the 12-person jacuzzi.
00:14:37,544 --> 00:14:40,881 [laughter]
00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:43,008 Now, get out of here before we kill you!
00:14:43,133 --> 00:14:44,968 If it's because of the little Jewish boy's choreography--
00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:46,887 Hey!
00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:48,013 You whacked Americans make me sick.
00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:50,098 You waste food, oil, and everything else
00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,475 because you're so rich, and then you tell the rest of the world
00:14:52,601 --> 00:14:53,977 to save the rainforest
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:55,228 because you like its pretty flowers.
00:14:55,353 --> 00:14:58,148 [gunfire]
00:14:58,273 --> 00:14:59,649 Aah! Aah!
00:14:59,774 --> 00:15:00,817 <i>Rápido! Rápido!</i>
00:15:02,986 --> 00:15:04,154 Miss Stevens: Run, children, run!
00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,050 Hello? Anybody?
00:15:25,175 --> 00:15:26,551 Help!
00:15:26,676 --> 00:15:28,053 Wow, look at the pretty flower.
00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,679 Oh, no, no, no, Jake.
00:15:29,804 --> 00:15:31,806 That fragile flower is very delicate.
00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,266 [muffled] Aah! Ow, it hurts!
00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:35,393 Aah!
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:38,271 [crying] I want to go home! I hate the rainforest!
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,648 Mrph rmhmhm rm.
00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,524 Oh, Lenny, hold me.
00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,777 No, I can't get attached.
00:15:43,902 --> 00:15:45,904 But I do like you. - Mrph rmh rmphm.
00:15:46,029 --> 00:15:47,155 But you're only going to leave me.
00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,740 Mrph rmhmhm rm!
00:15:48,865 --> 00:15:50,325 We're here live in San José, Costa Rica,
00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:52,452 where hundreds of rich Americans have gathered
00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,371 for the "Save the Rainforest" summit.
00:15:54,496 --> 00:15:56,331 Everyone is here so they can feel good about themselves
00:15:56,456 --> 00:15:58,166 and act like they aren't the ones responsible
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,626 for the rainforest's peril.
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,419 That's right, Bob, and, of course,
00:16:01,544 --> 00:16:03,421 the main attraction today is the darling kids' choir
00:16:03,546 --> 00:16:05,131 "Getting Gay With Kids,"
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:06,967 all of whom must be backstage preparing
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:08,259 at this very moment.
00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:09,844 [birds squawking]
00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,680 Oh, there's just no end to this place.
00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,473 I think maybe we're going in circles.
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,183 Oh, dear God! The summit starts in an hour.
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,351 I'm going to lose my job.
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,519 [roaring] Aah!
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:19,521 This is bull crap.
00:16:19,646 --> 00:16:20,730 I am not following this stupid hippie around anymore.
00:16:20,855 --> 00:16:22,857 Where are you going? - I'm going this way.
00:16:22,983 --> 00:16:24,651 Young man, I am the adult here,
00:16:24,776 --> 00:16:26,111 and I say you go <i>this</i> way!
00:16:26,236 --> 00:16:27,988 Look, you can stay over nah,
00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:29,572 but I'm going over nah!
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,408 Young man, I have had it!
00:16:31,533 --> 00:16:33,952 No, no, no -- you nah, me nah.
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,913 Screw you guys! I'm going home.
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:40,542 Good! You deserve to die, you little bastard!
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,460 Eric, we have to stay together!
00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:43,962 God damn stupid hippie activist.
00:16:44,087 --> 00:16:45,588 I should be home nestled on the couch
00:16:45,714 --> 00:16:47,048 with my Mr. Kitty right now
00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:49,843 watching "Fat Albert" cartoons...
00:16:49,968 --> 00:16:52,262 Yes! I knew it! I'm saved!
00:16:52,387 --> 00:16:53,638 Hey, maybe Cartman was right.
00:16:53,763 --> 00:16:55,390 Yeah, it happened once before.
00:16:55,515 --> 00:16:58,768 No, the spirit of Maya has told me to go <i>this</i> way.
00:16:58,893 --> 00:17:00,603 Mister, you gotta help me! I'm starving to death.
00:17:00,729 --> 00:17:01,646 What are you doing here, little boy?
00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,440 I was with my class,
00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:04,482 and we got lost rainforest, and I need some food!
00:17:04,607 --> 00:17:05,984 I'm fading fast!
00:17:06,109 --> 00:17:07,027 Lost in the rainforest? Oh, my Lord!
00:17:07,152 --> 00:17:08,361 Where are all the others?
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,572 Food! I have to have food!
00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:13,825 Oh, my God! Get this child some food, quick!
00:17:13,950 --> 00:17:15,201 Chicken wings.
00:17:15,326 --> 00:17:17,412 Chicken wings! Medium spicy.
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:21,249 Crowd: [chanting] Start the show! Start the show!
00:17:41,603 --> 00:17:42,979 [laughing]
00:17:49,986 --> 00:17:51,237 Oh, God, this is a nightmare!
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:52,947 We're never going to make the festival.
00:17:53,073 --> 00:17:54,532 Hey, look over there. Isn't that smoke?
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:57,744 Let's go, quickly!
00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:59,871 Hey, it's a fire. That means there must be people.
00:17:59,996 --> 00:18:01,081 [rustling]
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:05,293 Children, it's the Yanogapa!
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,003 Do not be afraid.
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,672 We are not here to tear down your rainforest.
00:18:09,798 --> 00:18:11,049 [speaking native language]
00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,550 [speaking native language]
00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,677 Look how they live in peace with all living things.
00:18:14,803 --> 00:18:16,638 Gentle, noble...
00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:19,724 Run for your lives children! - Holy crap!
00:18:19,849 --> 00:18:22,477 [yanogapa chanting in native language]
00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,229 Jesus Christ! - Run, run, run!
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,897 [roaring] Aah!
00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:27,982 Aah! Lenny!
00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,614 What the hell? I'm sinking.
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:35,740 It's quicksand!
00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:38,368 [chanting quickens]
00:18:46,292 --> 00:18:48,086 All we ever heard growing up
00:18:48,211 --> 00:18:48,878 was "save the rainforest," "the rainforest is fragile."
00:18:49,003 --> 00:18:50,421 Yeah, fragile my ass!
00:18:50,547 --> 00:18:51,464 Larry, if we make it out of this,
00:18:51,589 --> 00:18:53,007 I want to be your girlfriend.
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,259 Even if we do live in different places,
00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:55,260 I don't care.
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:57,637 Mrph rmhmhm rm.
00:18:57,762 --> 00:19:00,431 [Yanogapa chanting in native language]
00:19:00,557 --> 00:19:04,561 Okay, just what the heck is going on here, people?
00:19:04,686 --> 00:19:06,646 [chanting continues]
00:19:06,771 --> 00:19:10,608 [chanting slowly]
00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:14,028 Aaaah!
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:16,030 Oh, no!
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:17,198 That big thing is going to make love to Miss Stevens!
00:19:17,323 --> 00:19:19,242 Alright, that does it!
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:21,369 God damn, stupid-ass rainforest!
00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:23,913 This place fucking sucks!
00:19:24,038 --> 00:19:24,998 I was wrong! Fuck the rainforest!
00:19:25,123 --> 00:19:26,082 I fucking hate it!
00:19:26,207 --> 00:19:27,458 I fucking hate it!
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:29,127 <i>Now</i> she figures it out.
00:19:29,252 --> 00:19:31,796 Quick! Everybody help the children!
00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,133 Hyah!
00:19:35,258 --> 00:19:37,218 [chanting]
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,017 Wow! Dude, bulldozers rule!
00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,518 Come on, let's get you back to civilization!
00:19:45,643 --> 00:19:46,686 All: Hooray!
00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,605 Hooray, children!
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,064 How did you know where we were?
00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,024 Your little friend helped me out.
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,442 Eric?
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:53,693 Who'd you expect? Merv Griffin?
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:55,486 What exactly are you guys doing out here
00:19:55,612 --> 00:19:57,322 with all this construction equipment?
00:19:57,447 --> 00:19:59,365 We're clearing out big sections of the rainforest
00:19:59,490 --> 00:20:00,617 for a lumberyard.
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:01,826 Really? That's great!
00:20:01,951 --> 00:20:03,328 You mean, you don't mind?
00:20:03,453 --> 00:20:05,205 No, I hate the rainforest.
00:20:05,330 --> 00:20:07,874 You go right ahead and plow down this whole fucking thing.
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:08,917 That's swell!
00:20:09,042 --> 00:20:10,835 Okay, Lenny, so,
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,128 in order for our long-distance relationship to work,
00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,421 we'll have to call each other every other day.
00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,464 Mrph rmhmhm rm.
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:16,799 Aah!
00:20:16,925 --> 00:20:19,260 Aah! Lenny, no!
00:20:19,385 --> 00:20:21,012 Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,388 You bastards!
00:20:22,513 --> 00:20:24,766 What?! Who?! Who killed him?!
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:26,601 They did.
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:27,644 Who's "they"?
00:20:27,769 --> 00:20:29,896 You know, "they".
00:20:30,021 --> 00:20:31,856 They're-- they're bastards.
00:20:31,981 --> 00:20:33,441 Well, don't just stand there! Help him!
00:20:33,566 --> 00:20:35,109 What? Help... him?
00:20:35,235 --> 00:20:36,611 Ugh!
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:38,780 Come on, Benny! Breathe!
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:42,992 Breathe, you son of a bitch!
00:20:44,744 --> 00:20:45,954 [coughs]
00:20:46,829 --> 00:20:47,664 Whoa, dude!
00:20:47,789 --> 00:20:50,083 And now,
00:20:50,208 --> 00:20:52,252 here to teach us about the rainforest
00:20:52,377 --> 00:20:54,212 is "Getting Gay With Kids."
00:20:54,337 --> 00:20:56,839 Does everybody remember the new lyrics?
00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:59,425 And... ♪ Doo-doo-dee-doo ♪
00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:01,219 ♪ Zada-doo-dee-wow ♪
00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:02,679 Boys: ♪ There's a place called the rainforest ♪
00:21:02,804 --> 00:21:04,514 ♪ That truly sucks ass ♪
00:21:04,639 --> 00:21:07,767 All: ♪ Let's knock it all down and get rid of it fast ♪
00:21:07,892 --> 00:21:09,310 Boys: ♪ You say, "save the rainforest" ♪
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:11,312 ♪ But what do you know? ♪
00:21:11,437 --> 00:21:16,025 All: ♪ You've never been to the rainforest before ♪
00:21:16,150 --> 00:21:19,279 ♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪
00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:22,782 ♪ To tell you things you might not like to hear ♪
00:21:22,907 --> 00:21:26,035 ♪ You only fight these causes 'cause caring sells ♪
00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:29,414 ♪ All you activists can go fuck yourselves ♪
00:21:29,539 --> 00:21:30,707 That was so inspiring.
00:21:30,832 --> 00:21:32,041 What a wonderful message.
00:21:32,166 --> 00:21:34,711 Boy: ♪...Boys and girls ♪
00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:38,006 Kelly: ♪ There'll be no more rainforests ♪
00:21:38,131 --> 00:21:40,550 ♪ Left in the entire world ♪
00:21:40,675 --> 00:21:41,551 ♪ World ♪
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:43,094 ♪ World ♪
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:45,555 ♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪
00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:49,058 ♪ To spread the word and bring you cheer ♪
00:21:49,183 --> 00:21:52,228 ♪ Getting Gay With Kids is here ♪
00:21:52,353 --> 00:21:54,063 ♪ Let's knock down the rainforest ♪
00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,065 ♪ What do you say? ♪
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:58,359 ♪ It's totally gay ♪
00:21:58,484 --> 00:21:59,444 ♪ It's totally gay ♪

00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:09,000 Джунгли-Шмунгли
00:00:22,980 --> 00:00:25,700 Дженифер Алистон в роли руководителя хора
00:00:33,792 --> 00:00:37,905 Так, дети, сегодня у нас особенный гость.
00:00:37,940 --> 00:00:41,905 Эта женщина набирает детей в национальный хор.
00:00:41,940 --> 00:00:44,440 Я, как и вы, знаю, что национальный хор - это полная лажа
00:00:44,475 --> 00:00:46,940 Но, тем не менее, я требую от вас полного внимания
00:00:46,975 --> 00:00:47,005 Прошу вас
00:00:47,040 --> 00:00:48,940 Э, спасибо мистер Гаррисон
00:00:48,975 --> 00:00:52,705 Как дела, ребята?!
00:00:52,740 --> 00:00:56,040 Не слышу вас! Как дела, ребята?
00:00:56,075 --> 00:00:59,340 Эрик Картман, немедленно извинись!
00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:00,305 Хорошо
00:01:00,340 --> 00:01:01,405 Продолжайте, пожалуйста
00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:04,490 Дети, мы из национального хора "Голубой вагон".
00:01:04,525 --> 00:01:07,032 Мы планируем поездку в Южную Америку, для того,
00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:09,540 чтобы помочь спасти джунгли, и вы можете принять
00:01:09,575 --> 00:01:13,105 в этом участие!
00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:16,340 Кенни МакКормик, ты будешь говорить, когда тебе разрешат!
00:01:16,375 --> 00:01:17,405 Продолжайте
00:01:17,440 --> 00:01:20,040 Мы собираем детей со всей страны в наш хор
00:01:20,075 --> 00:01:22,640 мы пляшем и поем и этим помогаем людям узнать
00:01:22,675 --> 00:01:24,505 об исчезновении тропических лесов.
00:01:24,540 --> 00:01:26,540 Знаете ли вы, что более десяти тысяч акров тропического леса
00:01:26,575 --> 00:01:27,705 уничтожается бульдозерами ежегодно?
00:01:27,740 --> 00:01:33,340 Точно так, и что более 30% кислорода на земле вырабатывается в джунглях?
00:01:33,375 --> 00:01:34,705 Ну, кто хочет в наш хор?!
00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:36,040 А что делать, если у тебя нет чувства ритма?
00:01:36,075 --> 00:01:37,005 Не поняла?
00:01:37,040 --> 00:01:39,240 Как мой друг Кайл. Он - еврей, поэтому у него нет чувства ритма.
00:01:39,275 --> 00:01:40,540 Заткнись, толстожопый!
00:01:40,575 --> 00:01:41,905 Хор - отстой!
00:01:41,940 --> 00:01:45,140 Кайл Брофловский, последи за своей речью! Эрик Картман, прекрати язвить!
00:01:45,175 --> 00:01:48,340 Станли Марш, подумай о своем поведении! Кенни МакКормик, будь внимательней!
00:01:48,375 --> 00:01:49,605 Продолжайте.
00:01:49,640 --> 00:01:52,840 Ну, в принципе у меня все. Так что, если кто захочет поступить в наш хор
00:01:52,875 --> 00:01:55,907 и увидеть джунгли, я оставлю буклеты на столе
00:01:55,942 --> 00:01:58,940 Клево, у нас как раз в туалете бумага закончилась!
00:01:58,975 --> 00:02:00,905 Все! Хватит!
00:02:00,940 --> 00:02:03,740 Мне надоело видеть вас у меня в офисе, молодой человек!
00:02:03,775 --> 00:02:06,140 Вы тут каждый день бываете, Крэг!
00:02:06,175 --> 00:02:07,505 Я в курсе.
00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:08,840 Почему бы вам не вести себя нормально?
00:02:08,875 --> 00:02:09,105 Не знаю.
00:02:09,140 --> 00:02:12,405 Что же с вами будет?
00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:16,740 Что ж, я скажу вам молодой человек, вас ждут серьезные неприятности, если вы...
00:02:16,775 --> 00:02:18,040 Ты только что послал меня на хер?!
00:02:18,075 --> 00:02:19,205 Нет
00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:23,640 Да, ты мне палец показал, именно об этом я и говорю!
00:02:23,675 --> 00:02:25,240 Ты должен вести себя в рамках дозво...
00:02:25,275 --> 00:02:27,040 Ты снова послал меня на хер?!
00:02:27,075 --> 00:02:27,705 Нет.
00:02:27,740 --> 00:02:30,940 Да, послал! И пока ты не перестанешь посылать людей, тебе придется
00:02:30,975 --> 00:02:34,257 посидеть и подумать, п'нятно? Следующий!
00:02:34,292 --> 00:02:37,540 Ну, конечно-же. Стэн, Кайл, Кенни и Эрик.
00:02:37,575 --> 00:02:38,505 Привет, Крэг.
00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:40,205 Не посылай меня на хер, сука!
00:02:40,240 --> 00:02:44,140 Ну-ка, сели ребятки. Посмотрим, за что Мр. Гаррисон прислал вас сюда...
00:02:44,175 --> 00:02:48,040 Ага, тут написано: "грубили руководителю хора во время ее идиотской речи"
00:02:48,075 --> 00:02:50,105 Да ну, этот хор - отстой.
00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:56,005 "Голубой вагон" не отстой, п'нятно? Я сам вхожу в его правление.
00:02:56,040 --> 00:03:00,640 Мужик, все эти хоры - дерьмо полное. Они даже не поют, у них все на пленку записано
00:03:00,675 --> 00:03:05,240 Значит так, пацаны, я знаю, что вам нужно. Я запишу вас в "Голубой вагон" сегодня же!
00:03:05,275 --> 00:03:09,105 Как! За что?!
00:03:09,140 --> 00:03:11,040 Я думаю, это пойдет вам на пользу
00:03:11,075 --> 00:03:12,905 Да нам наплевать на эти джунгли!
00:03:12,940 --> 00:03:16,305 Именно поэтому вам и придется туда поехать, п'нятно?
00:03:16,340 --> 00:03:19,040 Пожалуйста, мистер Маки, мы будем себя хорошо вести, не посылайте нас в этот отстойный хор!
00:03:19,075 --> 00:03:22,105 Пожалейте нас, мистер Маки!
00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:25,005 Будь осторожен, Кайл. Привези мне что-нибудь из джунглей
00:03:25,040 --> 00:03:30,240 О, нет. Тропические леса очень ранимы. Мы сможем привести только фото, и оставим там только следы на земле
00:03:30,275 --> 00:03:31,905 О, я не знала об этом
00:03:31,940 --> 00:03:36,940 А вы знали, что прямо сейчас бульдозеры разрушают тысячи акров тропического леса?
00:03:36,975 --> 00:03:39,605 Чувак, как ты задрал...
00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:42,005 Мам, пожалуйста, не отправляй меня туда! Пожалуйста!
00:03:42,040 --> 00:03:45,640 Стэн, это же так замечательно. Я сама хотела бы увидеть джунгли.
00:03:45,675 --> 00:03:47,440 И кроме того, я и папа тоже хотим побыть вдвоем.
00:03:47,475 --> 00:03:51,905 Нет!
00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:59,740 Так, дети. Все в сборе. Мы направляемся в Коста Рику, страну, полную девственных тропических лесов
00:03:59,775 --> 00:04:07,540 А ты наверное Эрик Картман. Я слышала о тебе. Ты совсем не уважаешь другие культуры и народы.
00:04:07,575 --> 00:04:08,505 Да, прямо в точку
00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:11,940 Что ж, я собираюсь изменить твое мнение, малыш.
00:04:11,975 --> 00:04:13,940 Меня зовут Келли.
00:04:13,975 --> 00:04:15,607 Ленни?
00:04:15,642 --> 00:04:17,205 Донни?
00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:21,940 Так, поскольку впереди у нас длинный путь, давайте подучим хореографию
00:04:21,975 --> 00:04:24,000 Ну вот, началось, блин...
00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:39,240 Смотрите дети, мне кажется, мы въезжаем в Сан Хосе, столицу Коста Рики.
00:04:39,275 --> 00:04:40,605 Как это замечательно!
00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,440 О, Боже, чуваки, тут так засрано и воняет!
00:04:43,475 --> 00:04:46,207 Эрик, Коста Рика - это страна третьего мира.
00:04:46,242 --> 00:04:48,940 Люди здесь живут намного беднее, чем в Америке
00:04:48,975 --> 00:04:50,905 Так почему бы им не пойти работать?
00:04:50,940 --> 00:04:53,940 Эй, вы! Кончайте дрочить и идите работать! Че, так и будете в дерьме жить.
00:04:53,975 --> 00:04:55,457 Идите в колледж!
00:04:55,492 --> 00:04:56,905 Эрик, сядь!
00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:59,340 Чтобы помочь им, надо быть упорным, иначе они так и будут жить в дерьме
00:04:59,375 --> 00:05:01,505 и останутся бедными навсегда, а, Кенни?
00:05:01,540 --> 00:05:06,240 А, Кенни, может, ты - костариканец, и поэтому твоя семья такая бедная?
00:05:06,275 --> 00:05:08,105 Твоя семья не бедная, Кенни?
00:05:08,140 --> 00:05:16,340 О, чуваки, смотрите сюда! Костариканские проститутки! Смотрите, вот они!
00:05:16,375 --> 00:05:17,905 Че пялишься?
00:05:17,940 --> 00:05:20,840 Да, может еще сфотографируешь нас на память?
00:05:20,875 --> 00:05:23,257 Да без проблем.
00:05:23,292 --> 00:05:25,640 Эрик, сядь!
00:05:25,947 --> 00:05:30,947 Дети, это - главное здание в Коста Рике. Здесь главные люди этого государства решаю...
00:05:31,872 --> 00:05:33,872 О господи, воняет, как из жопы!
00:05:35,000 --> 00:05:37,645 Все, Эрик Картман, я заставлю вас уважать древнюю культуру этой страны
00:05:37,653 --> 00:05:38,815 Я про культуру ничего не говорил!
00:05:38,816 --> 00:05:40,816 Я говорю: "Этот город воняет, как будто тут сильно насрали"
00:05:40,817 --> 00:05:45,817 Глядя, как живут здесь люди, сразу начинаешь еще больше любить Америку, а?
00:05:46,088 --> 00:05:49,503 Может тебе и кажется жизнь здесь смешной. Но я расскажу тебе...
00:05:49,504 --> 00:05:51,913 Да не смешно это! Здесь слишком много народу, все бедные и воняют
00:05:51,914 --> 00:05:53,362 Это - не смешно, это - отстой!
00:05:53,363 --> 00:05:57,828 Эрик, мог бы ты, ПОЖАЙЛУСТА, помолчать, когда нас будут представлять президенту?
00:05:57,829 --> 00:05:58,694 С чего бы это?
00:05:58,695 --> 00:06:01,080 Я куплю тебе мороженое, если ты сделаешь это!
00:06:02,006 --> 00:06:05,089 Дорога была не близкой, но дети очень рады тому что будут завтра петь
00:06:06,120 --> 00:06:08,013 (ЧТО?)
00:06:08,014 --> 00:06:11,949 Мы - национальный хор из США...
00:06:11,950 --> 00:06:17,540 Мы - те, которые завтра будут петь, чтобы спасти лес...
00:06:20,177 --> 00:06:22,255 О господи, где же мистер Мэки, где его носит!
00:06:22,256 --> 00:06:25,239 Дети! Кто-нибудь из вас говорит на испанском?
00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:26,238 Даже и не думай...
00:06:26,239 --> 00:06:27,413 Извините, я задержался...
00:06:27,414 --> 00:06:29,535 О, слава Богу, Вы пришли Я же не говорю на испанском!
00:06:29,536 --> 00:06:30,834 О, без проблем!
00:06:34,527 --> 00:06:35,750 А, спасти, тропический лес!
00:06:35,751 --> 00:06:36,989 Да!
00:06:38,407 --> 00:06:41,892 Он говорит, Пабло будет сопровождать вас в джунглях
00:06:41,893 --> 00:06:47,026 О, замечательно! Господин президент, выгляньте, пожалуйста! У нас для вас замечательный подарок..
00:06:47,027 --> 00:06:49,381 Подарок - песня
00:06:52,441 --> 00:06:55,441 Ну, дети, давайте быстро построимся и начнем
00:06:55,442 --> 00:06:57,513 Ты помнишь все движения, Ленни?
00:06:58,480 --> 00:07:02,863 Мы, правда, сегодня не распевались. Поэтому может получиться фальшиво...
00:07:11,053 --> 00:07:14,595 Есть на земле место, полное дождя и солнца Но оно нуждается в помощи, ему больно
00:07:14,596 --> 00:07:21,275 Продуем ваши уши своим огромным хором Мы объясним вам лучше всех
00:07:23,591 --> 00:07:29,256 Здесь "Голубой вагон" мы ездим по миру и дарим улыбки
00:07:29,257 --> 00:07:35,062 Повторяйте за нами: "Спасите Джунгли" Это замечательно, что мы имеем друг друга!
00:07:36,880 --> 00:07:43,096 И если все дети будут упорно трудится
00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:47,385 Настанет время, когда не будет ничего кроме джунглей!
00:07:50,251 --> 00:07:55,742 Здесь "Голубой вагон" мы ездим по миру и дарим улыбки
00:07:55,743 --> 00:08:02,060 Повторяйте за нами: "Спасите Джунгли" Это замечательно, что мы имеем друг друга!
00:08:08,524 --> 00:08:09,643 Отличная работа, все!
00:08:09,644 --> 00:08:11,239 Ну а ты, Кайл, был поистине везде...
00:08:11,240 --> 00:08:12,479 Спасибо..
00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,311 Я говорил тебе, что у евреев нет чувства ритма...
00:08:13,312 --> 00:08:14,481 Отъеб*сь, Картман...
00:08:14,482 --> 00:08:16,542 Слышь, чувак, а может, Картман был реально прав?
00:08:17,109 --> 00:08:19,179 Не, это - стереотипы...
00:08:19,214 --> 00:08:21,747 Не, может, у тебя действительно нет чувства ритма?
00:08:26,195 --> 00:08:30,622 Сейчас мы входим во вторичные джунгли... Обратите внимание, какая здесь густая листва...
00:08:30,623 --> 00:08:32,902 О, здесь все, о чем я мечтала!
00:08:32,903 --> 00:08:34,238 Черт, я сваливаю отсюда!
00:08:35,233 --> 00:08:35,925 Змея!
00:08:36,526 --> 00:08:37,518 Не, чувак, это - ветка
00:08:38,253 --> 00:08:39,346 Змея!
00:08:39,381 --> 00:08:40,562 Нет, это - та же самая ветка
00:08:41,499 --> 00:08:45,299 Джунгли очень хрупки, и мы должны многое сделать для их защиты.
00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,215 Ага, мы должны, они должны...
00:08:48,709 --> 00:08:50,569 Мы все слышали эту херню много раз!
00:08:50,570 --> 00:08:55,166 О, смотрите: обязьяны-белки, непуганные обитатели тропического леса
00:08:55,855 --> 00:08:57,056 О, какой очаровашка, правда, Ленни?
00:08:57,207 --> 00:08:58,207 Плохая, плохая обезьяна-белка!
00:08:59,208 --> 00:08:59,973 Эрик, какого дьявола ты это делаешь?
00:09:00,007 --> 00:09:01,794 Я самоутверждаюсь здесь! Это - закон джунглей.
00:09:01,795 --> 00:09:06,577 Дома, если моя кошка ведет себя плохо, я говорю ей: "Плохая киска!" И бью палкой по голове
00:09:07,335 --> 00:09:09,249 А это - трехпалый ленивец.
00:09:09,888 --> 00:09:11,571 Плохой, плохой трехпалый ленивец!
00:09:11,572 --> 00:09:13,148 Эрик, ради Бога, оставь его в покое!
00:09:13,521 --> 00:09:14,668 Я заставлю его меня уважать!
00:09:15,729 --> 00:09:18,391 Так, мистер Педро, это было замечательно, но, думаю, нам надо возвращаться
00:09:18,392 --> 00:09:20,463 У нас завтра концерт, правда, дети?
00:09:20,464 --> 00:09:21,969 Да!
00:09:21,970 --> 00:09:23,587 Я бы хотел увидеть Янагапу...
00:09:23,588 --> 00:09:25,096 А че за Янагапа?
00:09:25,097 --> 00:09:27,767 Янагапа - это племя туземцев, которые живут в тропических лесах
00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:30,405 Но в последнее время бульдозеры уничтожают джунгли, а значит, и их дом
00:09:30,406 --> 00:09:33,777 Скоро им совсем негде будет жить, поэтому мы и должны остановить вырубку...
00:09:33,778 --> 00:09:36,408 Опять ее понесло...
00:09:37,801 --> 00:09:38,317 Стэнли, что там?!
00:09:38,318 --> 00:09:39,483 Змея!
00:09:40,298 --> 00:09:43,266 Мы называем ее "коралловый змей". Обратите внимание на красные полосы
00:09:43,267 --> 00:09:44,858 Замечательное животное...
00:09:45,946 --> 00:09:47,084 Что случилось, малыш?
00:09:47,085 --> 00:09:48,575 Да, похоже, он - просто ссыкун
00:09:48,576 --> 00:09:49,464 Неправда, я только змей боюсь...
00:09:49,465 --> 00:09:53,394 Ну-ну, змея должна бояться нас больше, чем мы ее
00:09:57,954 --> 00:09:58,914 О Боже!
00:10:00,794 --> 00:10:02,444 Угу, похоже, она действительно нас боится
00:10:04,454 --> 00:10:06,154 Боже, он умер?
00:10:07,804 --> 00:10:09,684 Чего-то мне подсказывает, что да...
00:10:09,685 --> 00:10:11,525 О,нет! Дети, главное - не впадать в панику!
00:10:12,865 --> 00:10:14,522 Плохой, плохой змей!
00:10:17,662 --> 00:10:20,170 Мне кажется, мы пришли оттуда...
00:10:20,171 --> 00:10:21,900 Нет, по-моему, оттуда
00:10:21,901 --> 00:10:23,840 Бенни, как тебе кажется, мы выберемся?
00:10:24,834 --> 00:10:26,975 Это хорошо. Я хочу тебе кое-что сказать..
00:10:28,214 --> 00:10:30,284 Мне кажется, что ты мне нравишься..
00:10:30,285 --> 00:10:32,723 Да, мне кажется, мы понимаем друг друга
00:10:32,724 --> 00:10:33,652 Нет, это плохо.
00:10:35,442 --> 00:10:37,588 Если я сильно полюблю тебя, это только причинит мне боль,
00:10:37,589 --> 00:10:41,048 потому что мы живем в разных концах страны. И когда наше путешествие закончится,
00:10:41,049 --> 00:10:42,618 мы никогда больше не увидим друг друга. И это причинит мне боль!
00:10:42,619 --> 00:10:47,716 Мне нельзя любить тебя, нельзя, Ленни!
00:10:48,127 --> 00:10:51,116 О, дети, солнце уже садится! Нам надо быстрее выбираться отсюда!
00:10:57,996 --> 00:11:03,406 Дети, все пока идет хорошо! Теперь главное - держаться вместе.
00:11:03,407 --> 00:11:05,426 Пока все здесь?
00:11:05,427 --> 00:11:07,026 Я нет.
00:11:07,027 --> 00:11:08,560 Кто нет?
00:11:08,561 --> 00:11:10,616 Я
00:11:10,617 --> 00:11:13,390 Бенни, возьми меня за руку...
00:11:13,391 --> 00:11:15,062 Но только между нами все равно не может быть никаких чувств
00:11:15,063 --> 00:11:16,930 Чуваки, я только что видел Тони Данзу!
00:11:16,931 --> 00:11:20,802 Стэнли, ты не мог видеть здесь Тони Данзу
00:11:26,612 --> 00:11:27,182 Хорошо, хорошо
00:11:27,183 --> 00:11:29,872 Поставь радугу рядом с фотографией вымирающих морских черепах
00:11:29,873 --> 00:11:32,682 Здравствуйте, Президент
00:11:32,683 --> 00:11:34,252 О, привет, ну как, все нормально?
00:11:34,253 --> 00:11:35,632 Да, хорошо...
00:11:35,633 --> 00:11:38,072 А вы не видели ребят из хора?
00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,458 Что!
00:11:40,459 --> 00:11:43,450 Они не вернулись в отель вчера вечером
00:11:43,451 --> 00:11:45,288 Ты серьезно?!
00:11:45,289 --> 00:11:47,148 Да тут сегодня соберется 100 000 человек на них посмотреть!
00:11:47,149 --> 00:11:51,070 И ты мне говоришь, что они не услышат прекрасное пение малышей?
00:11:51,179 --> 00:11:54,082 Я уверен, они появятся...
00:11:54,459 --> 00:11:58,830 Забудь, что я сказал...
00:12:01,270 --> 00:12:03,540 Чуваки, мы конкретно заблудились Мы тут все помрем с голоду!
00:12:03,541 --> 00:12:04,330 Неужели?!
00:12:04,331 --> 00:12:08,436 Не волнуйся, Келли, мы выберемся из леса и поспеем как раз к началу концерта!
00:12:08,437 --> 00:12:12,956 Мы просто должны любить нашу мать-природу, и она поможет нам
00:12:12,957 --> 00:12:14,646 Миссис Стивенс, у вас жук на спине
00:12:14,647 --> 00:12:16,216 Неужели, не мог бы ты его с меня сбросить?
00:12:17,757 --> 00:12:18,877 Да нет...
00:12:18,878 --> 00:12:24,347 О господи, слезь с меня, ради Бога, оставь меня в покое!
00:12:26,164 --> 00:12:32,674 Дети, вы должны понимать, что насекомые в тропиках поддерживают экологический баланс
00:12:33,930 --> 00:12:36,409 Джунгли - это полный отстой, я домой хочу!
00:12:36,410 --> 00:12:37,410 Я тоже!
00:12:40,354 --> 00:12:44,284 Шшш, дети, давайте попытаемся послушать, что лес говорит нам
00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:48,054 Если мы прислушаемся, он расскажет нам много замечательного...
00:12:48,086 --> 00:12:49,520 Блин, тут мужик какой-то
00:12:49,521 --> 00:12:53,880 О, слава Богу. Здравствуйте, сэр! Мы заблудились, не могли бы вы помочь нам?
00:12:55,866 --> 00:13:04,102 Дай, я попробую. Мы из Америки, А-ме-ри-ка! Мы заблудились и хотим есть! Одно бурито!
00:13:04,103 --> 00:13:06,402 Я не хочу бурито, я хочу тако. Увеличенный.
00:13:06,403 --> 00:13:09,010 Я хочу 2 тостадос с соусом
00:13:11,864 --> 00:13:15,514 Дети, прекратите немедленно! Не все испанцы едят такос и буритос, это - стереотип!
00:13:16,582 --> 00:13:21,602 Он хочет, чтобы мы шли за ним! Слава Богу, наше испытание закончилось!
00:13:24,242 --> 00:13:25,734 Чего-то мне на кажется это место безопасным...
00:13:25,735 --> 00:13:27,054 Да, надо убираться отсюда!
00:13:27,055 --> 00:13:31,055 Дети, надо шире смотреть на вещи Я читала в газете об этих людях
00:13:31,056 --> 00:13:36,414 Это - повстанцы, которые борются с политикой своего фашистского государства
00:13:36,415 --> 00:13:39,185 Привет, вы говорите по-английски?
00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:40,070 Вы - кто?
00:13:40,071 --> 00:13:44,420 Как замечательно! Мы заблудились и по счастливой случайности набрели на ваш лагерь
00:13:44,421 --> 00:13:48,020 Мы здесь, чтобы протестовать против вашего правительства, которое вырубает джунгли
00:13:48,602 --> 00:13:52,734 Мы - такие же повстанцы, как и вы. Не могли бы вы доставить нас в Сан Хозе?
00:13:52,735 --> 00:14:01,192 Мы можем подарить вам подарок. Это - особенный подарок. Подарок-песня.
00:14:08,678 --> 00:14:11,468 Кайл, ради Бога, будь на своем месте!
00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:20,430 Кайл, пожалуйста!
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:24,507 Довольно!!!
00:14:24,700 --> 00:14:27,390 Я надеюсь, наш подарок смягчил ваши сердца
00:14:27,391 --> 00:14:30,108 Мы не хотим иметь никаких детей
00:14:30,109 --> 00:14:32,382 Понятно, у вас есть телефон?
00:14:32,383 --> 00:14:36,998 Конечно, он прямо за олимпийским бассейном
00:14:40,748 --> 00:14:42,588 Теперь убирайтесь, пока я вас не прикончил
00:14:42,589 --> 00:14:45,468 Это из за того, что еврейский мальчик плохо танцевал?
00:14:45,469 --> 00:14:51,148 Вы, американцы, меня просто бесите! Вы бездумно тратите нефть, еду
00:14:51,149 --> 00:14:54,278 А теперь говорите всему миру, что надо беречь джунгли
00:14:54,279 --> 00:14:55,868 Потому, что вам нравятся цветочки?!
00:15:02,848 --> 00:15:04,208 Бегите, дети, бегите!
00:15:08,500 --> 00:15:10,407 Где, черт возьми, наш хор?!
00:15:10,408 --> 00:15:11,182 Представление уже должно начаться!
00:15:11,183 --> 00:15:12,281 Не волнуйтесь
00:15:13,553 --> 00:15:15,406 Господин президент, они скоро будут.
00:15:15,407 --> 00:15:21,053 Учительница знает, как это важно.
00:15:22,636 --> 00:15:26,323 Эй! Есть тут кто-нибудь? Помогите!
00:15:26,324 --> 00:15:27,837 О, какой классный цветок!
00:15:27,838 --> 00:15:31,614 О, нет Джейк, не трогай, эти цветы очень нежные
00:15:35,577 --> 00:15:38,178 Я хочу домой! Я ненавижу этот лес!
00:15:40,439 --> 00:15:42,826 О. Ленни, обними меня. Нет, мне нельзя привыкать к тебе
00:15:43,705 --> 00:15:45,069 Но ты мне нравишься...
00:15:45,658 --> 00:15:47,334 Но нам придется расстаться!
00:15:48,336 --> 00:15:54,488 Сотни богатых американцев собрались на симпозиум по спасению тропического леса
00:15:54,489 --> 00:15:59,471 Все собравшиеся здесь могу спать спокойно. Они уже считаются защитниками природы
00:15:59,472 --> 00:16:03,476 Точно, Боб, и гвоздем сегодняшнего вечера станет выступление замечательного хора
00:16:03,477 --> 00:16:08,158 "Голубой вагон", который сейчас наверняка готовится к выступлению за сценой
00:16:09,585 --> 00:16:13,072 Это лес бесконечен. Мне кажется, мы ходим по нему кругами
00:16:13,414 --> 00:16:16,220 О, нет, выступление начнется через час! Меня уволят!
00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,439 Все, с меня хватит! Я за этой идиотской хиппи больше не пойду!
00:16:20,440 --> 00:16:21,804 Эрик, ты куда?
00:16:21,805 --> 00:16:22,641 Я иду туда.
00:16:22,642 --> 00:16:26,038 Молодой человек, я - единственный взрослый здесь, и я говорю, что нам надо идти туда
00:16:26,039 --> 00:16:29,293 Вы можете идти туды. А я пойду туды
00:16:29,294 --> 00:16:31,435 Молодой человек, я, кажется, сказала вам.
00:16:31,436 --> 00:16:36,760 Нет, нет, нет! Вы туды, я сюды. Пошли вы, парни, я - домой!
00:16:36,761 --> 00:16:39,118 Ты сдохнешь, и ты это заслужил, маленькой подонок!
00:16:39,951 --> 00:16:42,337 Эрик, мы должны держатся вместе!
00:16:42,338 --> 00:16:46,088 Да пошла ты, хиппи, если бы не ты, я бы сидел бы сейчас дома на диване
00:16:46,089 --> 00:16:48,538 с киской и смотрел мультик про толстого аббата...
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,985 Ура, я выбрался!
00:16:52,414 --> 00:16:53,720 Может, Картман был прав?
00:16:53,721 --> 00:16:55,055 Да, такое уже случалось.
00:16:55,056 --> 00:16:58,472 Нет, духи Майя сказали мне, что надо идти в эту сторону
00:16:58,473 --> 00:17:00,678 Мистер, помогите мне, прошу вас, я умираю с голоду!
00:17:00,679 --> 00:17:01,856 Что ты делаешь здесь, малыш?
00:17:01,857 --> 00:17:03,939 Наш класс был в джунглях, и мы потерялись,
00:17:03,940 --> 00:17:05,573 дайте мне что-нибудь поесть, иначе я умру от истощения!
00:17:05,574 --> 00:17:08,460 Потерялись? О господи! А где же остальные?
00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,027 Есть, пожалуйста, есть!
00:17:11,028 --> 00:17:14,270 О господи! Принесите быстрее что-нибудь поесть!
00:17:14,271 --> 00:17:15,271 Куриные крылышки.
00:17:15,272 --> 00:17:16,272 Куриные крылышки!
00:17:16,273 --> 00:17:17,273 С перцем.
00:17:18,132 --> 00:17:20,755 Начинай, начинай!
00:17:21,501 --> 00:17:22,802 Люди начинают злится.
00:17:22,803 --> 00:17:26,060 Скоро они начнут кидать в нас помидоры.
00:17:26,061 --> 00:17:28,106 Я уверен, что хор скоро будет здесь.
00:17:28,107 --> 00:17:30,776 Надо просто немного потянуть время.
00:17:30,777 --> 00:17:33,471 Хорошо, я попытаюсь отвлечь их моими шутками про поляков.
00:17:35,582 --> 00:17:38,279 Сколько нужно поляков, чтобы съесть бурито?
00:17:40,237 --> 00:17:41,913 Два.
00:17:45,305 --> 00:17:48,359 Сколько нужно поляков, чтобы съездить в Панаму?
00:17:49,926 --> 00:17:53,523 О Господи, это похоже на кошмарный сон! Мы никогда не доберемся до фестиваля
00:17:53,524 --> 00:17:54,887 Эй, смотрите туда, похоже, там дым.
00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:57,650 Быстрее, туда!
00:17:57,651 --> 00:18:00,301 Смотрите, огонь. Значит, где-то здесь должны быть люди.
00:18:03,524 --> 00:18:05,881 Дети, это - Янагапа!
00:18:05,882 --> 00:18:09,469 Не бойтесь нас, мы здесь для того, чтобы помочь вам спасти ваш лес!
00:18:12,241 --> 00:18:16,872 Посмотрите, как мирно они живут, как они милы, добры...
00:18:16,873 --> 00:18:18,802 Спасайтесь бегством!
00:18:18,803 --> 00:18:19,789 Вот черт!
00:18:22,619 --> 00:18:23,728 О господи!
00:18:23,729 --> 00:18:25,262 Бегите, бегите!
00:18:27,609 --> 00:18:29,045 Ленни!
00:18:33,072 --> 00:18:33,910 Что за черт?!
00:18:33,911 --> 00:18:34,546 Мы проваливаемся!
00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:36,654 Это - зыбучие пески!
00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:48,787 И главное, всю свою жизнь я слышу: "Спасем джунгли, они такие ранимые!"
00:18:48,788 --> 00:18:50,092 В жопу такую ранимость!
00:18:50,093 --> 00:18:52,913 Ларри, если мы выберемся отсюда, я буду твоей подружкой,
00:18:52,914 --> 00:18:55,707 хоть мы и живем в разных городах, мне все равно!
00:19:00,071 --> 00:19:04,452 Блин, кто-нибудь может мне объяснить, что здесь происходит?
00:19:14,349 --> 00:19:17,790 О, нет! Эта большая штуковина собирается заняться любовью с мисс Стивенс!
00:19:17,791 --> 00:19:21,610 Ну все, хватит! Пошел он жопу, этот лес!
00:19:21,645 --> 00:19:27,787 Как меня здесь зае**ло! Я хочу съе**ть отсюда как можно быстрее!
00:19:27,822 --> 00:19:29,156 Кажется, до нее дошло.
00:19:30,453 --> 00:19:32,132 Быстрее! Главное - освободить детей!
00:19:42,430 --> 00:19:43,691 Чувак, бульдозеры - это круто!
00:19:43,692 --> 00:19:45,652 Ну-ка, добро пожаловать в цивилизацию!
00:19:45,653 --> 00:19:46,834 Ура!
00:19:46,835 --> 00:19:48,101 Ура! Дети...
00:19:48,473 --> 00:19:50,176 Как вы узнали, что мы здесь?
00:19:50,177 --> 00:19:51,354 Ваш маленькой друг помог мне найти вас.
00:19:51,355 --> 00:19:51,945 Эрик?
00:19:51,946 --> 00:19:53,154 А кто, вы думали, Андрей Губин?
00:19:53,155 --> 00:19:57,159 Я что вы все тут делаете?
00:19:57,160 --> 00:20:00,509 Мы расчищаем место для постройки нового завода по переработке леса
00:20:00,510 --> 00:20:01,813 Да что вы! Это - замечательно!
00:20:01,814 --> 00:20:03,021 А вы разве не защитники леса?
00:20:03,022 --> 00:20:07,705 Нет! Я ненавижу тропические леса! По мне так весь лес перепахивайте на х*й!
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,706 Офигительно!
00:20:08,707 --> 00:20:13,413 Бенни, теперь ты - мой парень и ты должен звонить мне каждый день.
00:20:16,684 --> 00:20:19,028 Ленни, нет!
00:20:19,029 --> 00:20:20,870 О, господи, они убили Кенни!
00:20:20,871 --> 00:20:22,173 Сволочи!
00:20:22,174 --> 00:20:24,189 Что? Кто? Кто его убил?
00:20:25,850 --> 00:20:26,439 Ну... они
00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:27,339 Кто они?
00:20:28,558 --> 00:20:29,590 Ну как... они
00:20:29,591 --> 00:20:31,265 Они, сволочи.
00:20:31,266 --> 00:20:33,205 Вы не можете так просто стоять и смотреть! Помогите ему!
00:20:33,206 --> 00:20:34,206 Что?
00:20:34,207 --> 00:20:35,209 Помочь... ему?
00:20:40,984 --> 00:20:43,009 Дыши, сукин сын!
00:20:46,765 --> 00:20:47,477 О, чувак!
00:20:48,479 --> 00:20:53,163 А сейчас с песней о джунглях – "Голубой Вагон с детьми"!
00:20:53,479 --> 00:20:56,163 Все помнят новые слова?
00:21:00,725 --> 00:21:06,808 На свете есть джунгли, и это - полный отстой. Давайте вырубим их и забудем как кошмар
00:21:06,809 --> 00:21:16,065 Те, кто говорит, что их надо спасать, ни фига не понимает.
00:21:16,100 --> 00:21:21,588 "Голубой вагон" приехал, чтобы рассказать вам правду, которую вы никогда не слышали
00:21:21,589 --> 00:21:28,691 Глупо заниматься тем, что модно. А активисты Гринписа пусть сами себе отсосут!
00:21:28,692 --> 00:21:30,460 Как вдохновенно они поют!
00:21:30,461 --> 00:21:32,011 И как убедительно!
00:21:32,012 --> 00:21:36,340 Каждый год в тропических лесах погибает более 3000 человек
00:21:37,611 --> 00:21:41,458 Есть более 700 вещей в джунглях, которые могут привести к раку
00:21:41,459 --> 00:21:44,007 Присоединяйтесь к нашей борьбе! Остановим джунгли, пока это не поздно!

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