Доисторический ледяной человек — Стэн и Кайл находят человека, замёрзшего в 1996 году. Мефесто считает его уникальным существом, однако тот просто хочет домой.

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Доисторический ледяной человек

Prehistoric Ice Man

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Описание

Стэн и Кайл находят человека, замёрзшего в 1996 году. Мефесто считает его уникальным существом, однако тот просто хочет домой.

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00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:11,679 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:13,472 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:15,349 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,143 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:17,268 --> 00:00:18,519 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,312 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:21,939 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:23,774 ♪ People spouting "howdy, neighbor" ♪
00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:25,192 ♪ Heading on up to South Park ♪
00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:26,569 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:31,782 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:34,160 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:35,911 As we steer our boat down,
00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,747 looking for these dangerous predators.
00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:40,791 Oy, there's a king 'croc right there!
00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:44,128 He must be four meters, 12-13 feet long at least.
00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,880 This 'croc has enough power in his jaws
00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:48,466 to rip my head right off.
00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:50,009 I've got to be careful.
00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:51,385 So what I'm gonna do is sneak up on him,
00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,220 and jam my thumb in its butthole.
00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:54,513 Holy crap, dude!
00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,265 If I get bit out here,
00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,558 I'm 200 kilometers from the nearest hospital.
00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:58,851 I better be real careful
00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:00,478 jamming my thumb in its butthole.
00:01:02,146 --> 00:01:03,981 Oh, boy he's pissed off now.
00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:05,649 Go, dude, go!
00:01:05,775 --> 00:01:07,401 I'm gonna jam my thumb in its butthole now!
00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,945 This should really piss it off.
00:01:10,071 --> 00:01:12,615 Oh, yeah, that pissed it off alright!
00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:13,699 I've got to be careful!
00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:14,992 This guy rules!
00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:16,452 I told you guys.
00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,954 Well, that was quite an angry 'croc,
00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,457 but I managed to escape with only a few bruises
00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,542 and a shattered left testicle.
00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,377 Next week we'll look for more of these beautiful creatures
00:01:25,503 --> 00:01:26,712 so we can learn more about them
00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:28,214 by pissing them off immensely.
00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:29,715 Thanks for watching.
00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,966 Dude, let's go look for crocodiles.
00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:32,301 Yeah.
00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:36,097 there's bound to be some 'crocs up here.
00:01:36,222 --> 00:01:38,390 I'll use my 'croc call and try to bring them in.
00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:40,476 Bananas, bananas.
00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,020 That's not how a 'croc sounds, you fat-ass penis!
00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:44,980 Oy, now I'm gonna kick my friend Kyle
00:01:45,106 --> 00:01:47,024 in the beanbag and see what happens, by crikey!
00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,025 Get away from me, Cartman!
00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,026 Come here, crocky.
00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:52,655 Ahh!
00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:53,656 Dude!
00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:56,367 Help! Uhh!
00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:57,952 Good job, Cartman, you killed Kyle.
00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:01,247 Well, he shouldn't have called me fat.
00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:03,415 Why the hell not? That's like calling the sky blue.
00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:04,542 Well, screw him. He's dead. Let's go look for crocodiles.
00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,043 You guys!
00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,003 Hey, he's still alive. Kyle, are you okay?
00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:09,755 I think so. Is Cartman up there?
00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,382 I'm right here, Kyle.
00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:13,217 Cartman, you fucking hunk of fat rat fucking
00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:14,885 hunk of pig fucking ass face.
00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:17,012 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Say that to my face, pussy!
00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:18,222 Can you climb back up, dude?
00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:19,890 I don't think so.
00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,851 Dammit, I guess I'll have to go get him.
00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:23,519 No, come on, you guys. Let's look for crocodiles.
00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:29,817 Whoa, dude, this is making me sick.
00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:30,985 Sick, dude.
00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:32,403 Sorry.
00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:33,863 What the hell are you doing, fat boy?
00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:35,531 Screw you, hippy!
00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:36,782 Come on, dude, I want to get out of here.
00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,159 All right, just grab the rope.
00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:40,286 Wait a minute. What's this?
00:02:42,705 --> 00:02:43,914 Ahh! Ahh!
00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:46,125 Dude, it's a dude!
00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:49,128 He's like some frozen guy.
00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:50,880 Come on, you guys, it's getting cold up here.
00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:52,173 Shut up, Cartman.
00:02:52,298 --> 00:02:52,965 Dude, I saw this in a movie once.
00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,550 The old cavemen get frozen,
00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:55,217 and then people discover them
00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,510 and make them their caveman friend.
00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:57,261 Wow, cool.
00:02:57,386 --> 00:03:00,055 You guys, there's a frozen ape man from the past down here.
00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:02,183 Send some more rope. - Really?
00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:03,559 Hey, there's a frozen guy down there.
00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,477 Help me chip some of the ice away.
00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:06,979 Hey, you guys,
00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,606 this is just like that one movie,
00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:09,857 and John Travolta and that French chick
00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,400 were doing it all summer long,
00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,860 and they went back to school
00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:15,154 and sang songs about greased lightning.
00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,615 You know, that movie, the Sandra Dee chick
00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:18,866 is all prissy, and then the Italian chick
00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:20,659 gets an abortion, but she--
00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,036 Cartman, will you shut the hell up
00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:23,412 and get some more rope?
00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,581 Ah, screw you guys, anyway!
00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,583 Hey, remember when that kid found a wallet, and he got a reward?
00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,585 Yeah, sweet. Maybe we can get a reward for the frozen guy.
00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:30,794 Hooray! Hooray!
00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,087 Hooray.
00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:37,927 Where should we bring it?
00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:38,177 I don't know.
00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:39,803 We just have to get it to town
00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:41,096 and then let them figure out what to do with it.
00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:42,473 I think I'm gonna name it Gorac.
00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:44,308 No, dude, we have to name it Steve.
00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,684 Steve? What the hell kind of caveman name is Steve?
00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:46,936 It's my name, and I found him.
00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,312 You didn't find him; I found him.
00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:49,980 What are you talking about, dude?
00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,482 I fell down that abyss, and there it was.
00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:52,816 You wouldn't have even noticed it
00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:53,776 if I hadn't pointed it out.
00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,277 Kenny, who found the iceman?
00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:58,656 I think we're almost there, you guys.
00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:01,450 All right, people, the next order of business
00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:02,993 is a very serious matter.
00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:04,703 We need to vote on whether South Park
00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,997 should reinstate the death penalty or not.
00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,666 All those in favor, say "yippy".
00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:10,334 Yippy! Yippy!
00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:11,418 Wait, what was that? I missed the question.
00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:12,670 Yippy.
00:04:12,795 --> 00:04:14,171 All those oppose say "nay".
00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,756 Nay. - Screw you!
00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:18,217 Hey, screw you!
00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:19,218 Excuse me.
00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:20,886 Not now, kids,
00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,137 the town is having a very important debate
00:04:22,263 --> 00:04:24,431 on capital punishment.
00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,976 But we found a frozen iceman from the past.
00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:29,895 I found this frozen guy in the woods today.
00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,939 No, I found this frozen guy in the woods today.
00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,565 What the hell is going on here?
00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,067 We came for our reward.
00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,277 Yeah, like the kid with the wallet.
00:04:36,402 --> 00:04:38,279 Reward, what reward?
00:04:38,404 --> 00:04:39,822 Mayor, I think the boys may have stumbled onto something here.
00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,699 You see, mayor, frozen links are often found.
00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:43,575 Dinosaur eggs, woolly mammoths...
00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:45,911 This specimen could be a missing link in our evolution.
00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,497 If I can unfreeze the body and perform an autopsy,
00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,208 I could learn much about this creature's people and its time.
00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,127 Sure, sure, sure, be my guest, knock your socks off.
00:04:53,252 --> 00:04:54,211 Thank you, mayor.
00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,088 Oh, and, boys,
00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,715 I can't give you a reward for finding this creature.
00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,174 But if you'd like, I'll let you name him.
00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,426 Really? Sweet! How about Steve?
00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:01,927 Steve it is.
00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,554 Wait a minute, his name is Gorac.
00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:05,222 Come on, Steve, we've got work to do.
00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:07,057 Unfreezing this body will be quite delicate work.
00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,476 We'll have to use the most advanced methods available.
00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:14,440 This is very exciting.
00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:16,191 He could be a Neanderthal,
00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:18,444 or an Australopithecus from the Paleolithic era.
00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:21,780 Do you see that, Kevin?
00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,657 These clothes are from Eddie Bauer.
00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,534 I haven't seen anybody wear clothes from Eddie Bauer
00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:29,913 since...1996.
00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,541 This is incredible.
00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,876 Think of all we can learn from this body.
00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,961 All that it can teach us.
00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,921 Let's just hope the press doesn't get wind of this right away.
00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:40,549 Stand back, people, there's nothing to see here.
00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,551 What about the prehistoric iceman?
00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,428 Oh, yeah, there is that.
00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:45,971 Dr. Mephisto,
00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,848 could you please tell us what's going on?
00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,683 Ladies and gentlemen, we still have a lot of work to do.
00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:52,603 But it is my opinion that this man has been frozen in time
00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:54,813 for over 32 months.
00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,482 Oh! Yes, it's true.
00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:57,983 Although at this early stage
00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,360 we know very little about this man
00:05:59,485 --> 00:06:00,819 or the time from which he comes.
00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,780 Fascinating news tonight from South Park.
00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:04,698 An ancient discovery of a prehistoric man
00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,533 actually frozen in ice.
00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,994 A team of scientists continues to try and unfreeze the body
00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:11,163 so that it can be autopsied and studied.
00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:13,665 The caveman was discovered by Kyle Broflovski,
00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:15,125 who had this to say.
00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,835 Well, I fell down this ice cavern...
00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,170 La, la, la, la! And I saw this block of ice,
00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,255 so I called me friend to borrow...
00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:21,965 The prehistoric iceman is thought to be
00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:24,134 from the late neo-post-Jurassic era,
00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,845 where he was probably part of a hunting and gathering tribe
00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,264 that lived on Waterston Street.
00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:31,934 That's it, Kevin.
00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,018 Now we can begin the autopsy.
00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,019 Uhh...
00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,229 Huh, what's this?
00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:36,480 Mmm...
00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:37,940 Holy crap, he's alive?
00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,900 That's impossible. Do an EKG on him.
00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,276 Augh!
00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:42,569 My God, he really is alive.
00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:43,904 The ice must have preserved him.
00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:44,530 Well, quick, do something.
00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:45,781 No, no, we've got to think this through.
00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,866 Mayor, this man has not been conscious
00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:48,784 for almost three years.
00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,369 He won't understand what he sees.
00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:51,453 He'll be frightened and confused.
00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:52,955 Well, you can't just let him die.
00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,790 Perhaps death is better than the shock he will take
00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,375 trying to adapt to our time.
00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:57,668 Uhh...uhh...
00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:59,753 Oh, my goodness, it looks as if he's about to speak.
00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:02,047 Where...where am I?
00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:03,715 What? What's he saying? Is that English?
00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,592 What? You're hungry?
00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,678 Where am I? You're--you're hungry?
00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:08,887 What's going on?
00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:13,308 Me friend. Friend. Me friend.
00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:16,395 Me-phis-to. Me-phis-to.
00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,021 Huh?
00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:19,606 If we could understand what he's saying,
00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:21,733 then maybe we could get some answers.
00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,277 If only there was someone who could communicate with him
00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:24,528 on a level as primitive as his own.
00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,071 A mind like... A child.
00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:27,406 Dude, I wanted to call him Gorac.
00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,116 Gorac's a gay name. - No, it isn't.
00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:30,534 Why are you being such a dick?
00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:31,702 I'm not be a dick, you're being a dick.
00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:32,995 Nuh-huh. - Hello, children,
00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,538 Dr. Mephisto needs one of you
00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:35,914 to help him out in his lab
00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,458 with the prehistoric iceman.
00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:38,584 I'll go.
00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,377 No, I'll go; I found him.
00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,087 Damn, I've never seen you guys fight like this.
00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:43,672 All right, there's only one fair way to do this.
00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,549 Everyone one stick out their potatoes.
00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,092 My mother and your mother
00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,594 were out hanging clothes.
00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:50,554 My mother punched your mother in the nose.
00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:51,722 What color blood came out?
00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:52,973 Blue.
00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:56,435 B-I-o-o... Spells blue,
00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,645 and that means that you will go to the lab
00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,022 and help out Mephisto
00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,273 and then we can all go home
00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,192 and watch "Murphy Brown".
00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:06,236 Steve, you.
00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:07,571 Where am I?
00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:13,202 Steve. Steve. Steve...
00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,828 Oh, good, you're here.
00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,622 Oh, my God, they revived Gorac.
00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:18,248 You bastards!
00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,791 Yes, and I need you to communicate with him.
00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,168 See if you can understand what he's saying.
00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,004 Uh, hi. - Hi.
00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:25,506 What'd he say? - He said hi.
00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:27,049 Very interesting. - Where am I?
00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,634 What? - He wants to know where he is.
00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:31,011 Tell him... Tell him he's home.
00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,137 You're home.
00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:34,431 In the year 1999.
00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:35,974 It's 1999?!
00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,601 He's been frozen for the past 32 months.
00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,019 Dude, you've been frozen for 32 months.
00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,979 And we found you-- - What? 32 months?
00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,523 All right, all right, all right, calm down.
00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:43,899 I think that's enough for today.
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,192 Good job, dude, you freaked him out.
00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:46,818 Oh, shut up, ass master,
00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,487 you're just jealous that they had me talk to him.
00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,489 Guess what. You're not my best friend anymore.
00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:51,865 Cartman's my new best friend.
00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,659 Sweet. - Oh, yeah?
00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,077 Well, you're not my best friend anymore either.
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,161 Cartman is now my best friend.
00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,329 Killer. - Fine.
00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,414 Fine. - Fine.
00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,796 Are you Alphonse Mephisto?
00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:07,714 The same.
00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:09,216 We're understand that you are currently in possession
00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,717 of the prehistoric iceman from 1996.
00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,761 That's right. We would like to...
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,474 We would like to offer our services
00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:18,809 in your experiments.
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,185 Oh? Where are you gents from?
00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,354 From the university...
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:23,897 of America.
00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,232 Well, there's not a lot to see.
00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,900 But come on in.
00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,694 He's still not responding much to us.
00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:30,153 The shock is still settling in.
00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:31,655 But we've made great progress
00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,282 now that he's in the habitat. Habitat?
00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,950 Yes, Kevin and I designed a habitat for Steve
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,661 to live in that is completely like his own world.
00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,746 Everything is 1996-oriented.
00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:43,417 ♪ All that she wants is a another baby ♪
00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,711 ♪ She's gone tomorrow... ♪
00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,588 Amazing. He looks so much like us.
00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,715 Yes, well, Kevin has done a lot of work
00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,258 in figuring out just how related to us
00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,676 Steve really is.
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,928 He came up with this drawing.
00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,888 Dr. Mephisto,
00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:58,599 we realize that a scientific study is expensive.
00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,976 We want to help you make this project more lucrative.
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,311 How would we do that?
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,895 It's easy.
00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,816 ♪ I saw the sign ♪
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,111 ♪ And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign ♪
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,112 ♪ Life is demanding... ♪
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,572 As you can see,
00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,824 the iceman is listening to Ace of Base,
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,035 which was a very popular group during his era.
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,621 Their primitive drumming soothed his peoples' tempers.
00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:21,747 He doesn't look very happy in there.
00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:22,581 No, he sure doesn't.
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:23,915 I wasn't talking to you, butt-pipe,
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:24,958 I was talking to Cartman.
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,084 Well, I was talking to Cartman, too.
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,586 Damn, I'm pretty freaking cool all of a sudden.
00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,880 Ah, here we see the iceman trying to gain
00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:31,590 internet access on the computer.
00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,051 The internet was still not very big in his time,
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,511 so the web frightens and confuses him.
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:37,971 Grrr!
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,598 It's okay, he can't hurt you.
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,099 This is one-way glass, he can't even see us.
00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,644 And now the iceman watches television.
00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:45,520 This grizzly bear has the strength
00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,272 of over ten Morgan Freemans!
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,024 I'm really pissing him off right now.
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,651 Wait, this could be dangerous.
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,319 How so? He's changing the channel.
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,570 Something on the television
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:54,988 could frighten and confuse him.
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,948 And they've done it!
00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:59,076 The Atlanta Falcons are going to the Super Bowl!
00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:00,869 What?
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,746 Grrr!
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,791 Grrr!
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,292 You guys aren't being very nice to my creature.
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,293 He's my creature!
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,753 He's fine, boys,
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,171 and we're learning so much from him.
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,798 Let him out, dude. He's scared.
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,341 He would be more scared on the outside.
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,759 You think this stuff freaks him out?
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,344 How do you think he would react to
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:18,387 what's happening in the government right now?
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,097 But it isn't right.
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,515 Little boy, sometimes what's right isn't as important
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,810 as what's profitable.
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:33,527 Uh-oh!
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:36,822 Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,368 What? I'm not talking to you.
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,830 ♪ I saw the sign ♪
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:48,417 ♪ And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign... ♪
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,336 Gorac! Gorac! Gorac, are you there?
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,255 Oh, hi. What are you doing here?
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,715 Viewing hours are 10 to 6.
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,216 I don't think it's fair for them
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,342 to keep you captive like this, Gorac.
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,885 I came to bust you out.
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,470 Wow, that's really nice of you, kid. Thanks.
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,432 What are you doing here?
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,058 I'm here to bust out Steve.
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,852 What? You can't. I'm here to bust out Gorac.
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,603 His name is Steve! - His name is Gorac!
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:09,604 My name is Larry.
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:10,772 Steve! - Gorac!
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,190 Steve!
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,692 What kind of stupid-ass name is Steve?
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:14,943 Because he kind of looks like Steve Austin,
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,571 "The Six Million Dollar Man".
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,406 No, he doesn't! - Does so!
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,199 Uh, hey, kids, could you just open the door
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,659 so I could get back to my family?
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,369 I found him, I'm rescuing him!
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,871 Thanks. - You're a dick!
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,539 You're a dick! - You're a dick.
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,166 And I've had it with your dick-atry! I choose you!
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,543 You wanna fight? Well, that's fine with me!
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,378 Tomorrow afternoon at the bus stop! Four o'clock!
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,088 Why don't we make it three o'clock?!
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,131 Because, dude, "Terrance and Phillip" is on at three.
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,758 Oh, yeah.
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,134 Fine, I'll kick your ass tomorrow, dick!
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,385 I'll kick your ass so bad you'll wish
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,596 you never had it to begin with!
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:43,972 Your ass, I mean.
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,224 Wait...
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,024 ♪ I just smelled your britches ♪
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,817 ♪ And they're stinky ♪
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,154 ♪ Stinky britches, stinky britches ♪
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:03,575 Grrrr!
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,579 He's gone. The iceman has broken out.
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,581 No, that's impossible. How could he have?
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,000 He must have used this... Door.
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,043 Damn it! Damn it!
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:14,669 We have to find him.
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,046 He won't survive long out in the world.
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,881 Yes, and if he isn't found,
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:18,882 we won't be able to use him for our military war--
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,175 Shh. - Right.
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,760 What? - What? -Nothing.
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:22,761 No, what'd you say? Use him for what?
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,846 Blaabbhh!
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,682 Dr. Mephisto, where could the creature have gone?
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,267 I have no idea.
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,936 We'll never track him down on our own.
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,396 This calls for some special assistance.
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,317 Can I help you?
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,152 Leslie, it's me Larry.
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,114 Your husband.
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,534 Husband? You're not my husband.
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,036 Think hard, Leslie, we used to be together.
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,454 For over eight years?
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,457 I seem to remember a husband,
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:53,959 but I think he was lost
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,836 and never found on Kenosha Pass.
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:57,921 That was me. - Oh.
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,297 Who is it, lover?
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,551 It's my former husband who I'd forgotten all about.
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:03,677 Ooh.
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,058 Well, sir, let me shake your hand.
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,685 I'm proud to meet the man whose wife
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,812 I'm currently sticking it to every night.
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,524 So, you remarried?
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,067 Yes, Lori-- - Larry!
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,193 Uh, Larry.
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,153 Larry, you disappeared.
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,906 I waited for you to come home for over three days.
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,617 I remember how cold and lonely the nights got.
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:30,954 By the fourth day I knew I had to move on.
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,874 Didn't anybody send out a search party for me?
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,334 We did, Larry. We looked all afternoon,
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,086 but we found nothing, no trace.
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,380 Please, Leslie, I don't know where else to go.
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:41,548 I'm confused.
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,091 Leslie, I'm with Buck now.
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,801 You're Leslie. - Right.
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,845 I'm with Buck now. We have children together.
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,472 Calvin is eight, and little Buck is thirteen.
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,308 I can't just up and leave them.
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,642 I'm sorry.
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,394 I'm sorry, too.
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:58,315 I'll leave you alone.
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,733 Eight and thirteen?
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,777 Well, I don't see any 'crocs out here.
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,821 Damn it, Cartman! You're supposed to be helping me get ready to fight Kyle,
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,740 not playing Australian outback guy.
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:09,701 Oy, now I'm gonna let this jaguar bite me in the face
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,161 and see if it hurts.
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,412 Come on, jaguar, let's see what you got.
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,622 Ow!
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,040 Ah, son-of-a-bitch!
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,249 You suck as a best friend, Cartman.
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,876 You son-of-a-bitch cat.
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:23,673 What are you doing, Gorac?
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,008 I can't live in your time.
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,177 I'm freezing myself again.
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,261 Wow, that sucks, dude.
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,930 Tell me about it.
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,431 I've been doing this for three and a half hours now
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:32,682 and only my toes are starting to ice over.
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:33,934 Steve, wait.
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,560 What are you doing here, dick?
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:36,978 We're not supposed to fight until four o'clock.
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,647 I've got something to show Steve, dick.
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,482 Gorac is busy freezing himself again, dick.
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,984 Steve, you don't have to freeze yourself. Look!
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,319 What is that?
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,487 It's this place called Des Moines.
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,780 It's, like, lost in time.
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,573 See? Everybody looks like you do.
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:49,991 Fashion is three years behind.
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,493 Technology is three years behind.
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,578 Fads are three years behind, just like you.
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,916 Home.
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,668 Come on, Steve, you're going to Des Moines.
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,127 Oh, no, you don't, glory-monger.
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,545 Gorac is my responsibility.
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:03,672 I'll take him to Des Moines.
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,131 No, you won't, butthole.
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:08,677 They're coming for me.
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,261 Come on.
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,972 Yeah, these jaguars can be real mean.
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,974 I'm gonna have to smack it in the face.
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,351 Was the iceman here? - He might have been, by crikey!
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,644 We have to get him back.
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,062 Well, can you do it?
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,355 Sure I can.
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,649 I can hunt down anything.
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,192 Wow! Kick ass!
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,572 We need a one-way ticket to Des Moines, please.
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,241 Des Moines? What the hell for?
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:32,325 We have to get our friend Steve...
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,868 My friend Gorac!
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,203 To Des Moines or else he's gonna melt away.
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,538 No, he's not gonna melt away.
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,914 That's Frosty, you stupid butthole.
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,416 Frosty, Steve, whatever.
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,710 Well, okay, I'll find him a seat.
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,629 Dude, look, it's four o'clock.
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,047 Oh, we'll wait for you over there, Steve.
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,090 We have to start fighting now.
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,550 Okay, boys, thanks.
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,635 Okay, first one to die loses.
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,053 Okay.
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,263 Okay.
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,264 Okay.
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,682 So, here we go.
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,017 Okay.
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,769 Go.
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,229 Ow.
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,772 Ow.
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,399 Augh!
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,862 Wait a second.
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,284 I think he came through here recently.
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,869 Yeah, I think the same thing.
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,245 Well, where the hell is he?
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,872 We've got to get him back to the lab.
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,165 He can't function out here in our time.
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,791 Calm down, calm down.
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,752 Yeah, calm down, calm down, you sons-of-bitches.
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,087 Wait, look. - Is it him?
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,466 No, it's a Rocky Mountain rattlesnake.
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:32,302 This is the most poisonous snake in this entire region.
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:35,138 So, what I'm gonna do is carefully sneak up on him
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,474 and jam my thumb in its butthole.
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,769 Crikey! Oh this snake is really pissed.
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,438 I'm gonna jam my thumb in its butthole now.
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,732 Oh, yeah, that pissed it off, alright.
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,650 Does he always do this? - Yeah.
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:51,029 I'm gonna go jam my thumb in something's butthole now.
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,742 Ow! - Ow!
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,160 Watch my coat, dude. - Oh.
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,162 I got my ticket. - Huh?
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,539 I have to go to platform B.
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,792 Oh, okay, it's over this way.
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,507 The trail ends here.
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:11,800 The train station?
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,426 Then he's trying to go somewhere.
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,053 Have you seen a man who looks similar to us
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,013 but with a thicker brow and ape-ish nose?
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,515 What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,433 An iceman, a man from the past.
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,935 We must find him. Now, where is he?
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:25,939 Well, this is it.
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,065 I'm going back to my time.
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,858 Thanks again, boys.
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,069 No problem, Gorac. - Later.
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,403 You boys have really shown me
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:34,197 the true meaning of friendship.
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,907 You didn't care about anything but my happiness.
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,450 You put me in front of yourselves,
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,369 and that's what real friendship is all about.
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,287 Yep. - Uh-huh.
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,789 After being frozen,
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:43,957 I've learned that all a person has in life
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,542 is family and friends.
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,418 If you lose those, you have nothing.
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,003 So friends are to be treasured
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,922 more than anything else in the world.
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,590 Right on. - Cool.
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,844 Good-bye boys, good-bye, friends.
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,265 Where is he? Where's Steve?
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,475 His name is Gorac.
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,227 His name is Steve.
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,728 The train.
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:06,855 We've got to stop it.
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,148 No worries.
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:09,774 Let's get him.
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:10,900 No! - No!
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,070 We've got to stop that train.
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,738 Come back here, you.
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,241 Steve, Steve, look out!
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,367 They're after you.
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,496 Oh, he's a wily one.
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,540 Oh, poop! Steve, look out.
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,669 Notice the dilated pupils of this prehistoric man.
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,005 A sure sign the prey is frightened.
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,548 As well as he should be
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,049 as I will now jam my thumb in its butthole.
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,050 Huh? Crikey!
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,510 Stop the train.
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:38,928 Hey, who are you?
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,930 I said stop that train.
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,557 Yes, hello, I see you.
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,142 You're all moving pretty fast,
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,269 but I'll catch up to them, by crikey!
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,190 I've got you pinned, I win.
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,941 Now I've got you pinned, I win.
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,111 Oh!
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,781 Hey, it's okay, the chopper is here.
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,700 Go get him, boys, cut him off.
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,869 No! - Now for the <i>coup de grace.</i>
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:05,288 I'll just get my thumb up here.
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:10,084 Ohhhh!
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,590 Uh, the train's not stopping.
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,051 It's not stopping!
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,385 Ahhhh!
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,513 Golly!
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,140 Where's Gorac?
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,685 Wow, that is the God-damned-est thing I ever seen.
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,690 Where's the iceman?
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:33,858 He has to be around here somewhere.
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,238 I can't believe he's gone.
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,823 Wait. Look. The helicopter.
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,408 Steve. - He's alive.
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,410 Good-bye again. I'm off to Des Moines.
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:45,912 No, come back.
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,997 You can't adapt, you'll never live.
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,332 I'm not living here.
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,000 Living is having ups and downs
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,253 and sharing them with friends.
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:54,671 Thank you, Stan and Kyle.
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,381 See ya!
00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:58,549 Damn! Well, so much for our plan to use the iceman
00:20:58,675 --> 00:20:59,676 to take over Sweden.
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,469 What? - What? Nothing.
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,471 Kyle, Steve is a pretty good name for that guy.
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,848 No, dude, Gorac is cool because it's original.
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,100 And besides, you found him.
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,478 Shh, be very, very quiet.
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,147 I'm hunting crocodiles. Ha ha ha ha!
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,774 Can we be best friends again?
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,067 I hate having Cartman as a best friend.
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,986 Me too. He sucks.
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,029 Oh, yeah? Well, I don't need you guys anyway.
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,864 You guys can kiss my...
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,659 Aha! There's a king 'croc right there.
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,288 And what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna sneak up on it
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:29,872 and jam my thumb in its...
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,167 Hey! Hey, get me out of here!
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:34,669 It smells like...
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,755 Hey, it smells like Kenny's house in here.
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:46,014 <i>♪ And you've got stinky britches ♪</i>
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,016 <i>♪ Stinky britches ♪</i>
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:51,894 <i>♪ You've got stinky britches ♪</i>
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:55,565 <i>♪ You've got stinky britches ♪</i>

00:00:10,302 --> 00:00:11,679 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:13,472 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:00:13,597 --> 00:00:15,349 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,143 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:00:17,268 --> 00:00:18,519 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:00:18,644 --> 00:00:20,312 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:00:20,438 --> 00:00:21,939 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:00:22,064 --> 00:00:23,774 ♪ People spouting "howdy, neighbor" ♪
00:00:23,899 --> 00:00:25,192 ♪ Heading on up to South Park ♪
00:00:25,317 --> 00:00:26,569 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:30,364 ( mumbling )
00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:31,782 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:00:31,907 --> 00:00:34,160 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:35,911 ( TV ) As we steer our boat down,
00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,747 looking for these dangerous predators.
00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:40,791 Oy, there's a king 'croc right there!
00:00:40,916 --> 00:00:44,128 He must be four meters, 12-13 feet long at least.
00:00:44,253 --> 00:00:45,880 This 'croc has enough power in his jaws
00:00:46,005 --> 00:00:48,466 to rip my head right off. - ( mumbling )
00:00:48,591 --> 00:00:50,009 I've got to be careful.
00:00:50,134 --> 00:00:51,385 So what I'm gonna do is sneak up on him,
00:00:51,510 --> 00:00:53,220 and jam my thumb in its butthole.
00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:54,513 Holy crap, dude!
00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:56,265 If I get bit out here,
00:00:56,390 --> 00:00:57,558 I'm 200 kilometers from the nearest hospital.
00:00:57,683 --> 00:00:58,851 I better be real careful
00:00:58,976 --> 00:01:00,478 jamming my thumb in its butthole.
00:01:02,146 --> 00:01:03,981 Oh, boy he's pissed off now.
00:01:04,106 --> 00:01:05,649 Go, dude, go!
00:01:05,775 --> 00:01:07,401 I'm gonna jam my thumb in its butthole now!
00:01:07,526 --> 00:01:09,945 This should really piss it off.
00:01:10,071 --> 00:01:12,615 Oh, yeah, that pissed it off alright!
00:01:12,740 --> 00:01:13,699 I've got to be careful!
00:01:13,824 --> 00:01:14,992 This guy rules!
00:01:15,117 --> 00:01:16,452 ( mumbling ) I told you guys.
00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,954 Well, that was quite an angry 'croc,
00:01:19,080 --> 00:01:21,457 but I managed to escape with only a few bruises
00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,542 and a shattered left testicle.
00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,377 Next week we'll look for more of these beautiful creatures
00:01:25,503 --> 00:01:26,712 so we can learn more about them
00:01:26,837 --> 00:01:28,214 by pissing them off immensely.
00:01:28,339 --> 00:01:29,715 Thanks for watching.
00:01:29,840 --> 00:01:30,966 Dude, let's go look for crocodiles.
00:01:31,092 --> 00:01:32,301 Yeah.
00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:36,097 ( Cartman ) there's bound to be some 'crocs up here.
00:01:36,222 --> 00:01:38,390 I'll use my 'croc call and try to bring them in.
00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:40,476 Bananas, bananas.
00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:43,020 That's not how a 'croc sounds, you fat-ass penis!
00:01:43,145 --> 00:01:44,980 Oy, now I'm gonna kick my friend Kyle
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00:01:47,149 --> 00:01:48,025 Get away from me, Cartman!
00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:49,026 Come here, crocky.
00:01:49,151 --> 00:01:52,655 Ahh!
00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:53,656 Dude!
00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:56,367 Help! Uhh!
00:01:56,492 --> 00:01:57,952 Good job, Cartman, you killed Kyle.
00:01:58,077 --> 00:01:59,537 ( mumbling )
00:01:59,662 --> 00:02:01,247 Well, he shouldn't have called me fat.
00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:03,415 Why the hell not? That's like calling the sky blue.
00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:04,542 Well, screw him. He's dead. Let's go look for crocodiles.
00:02:04,667 --> 00:02:06,043 ( Kyle ) You guys!
00:02:06,168 --> 00:02:08,003 Hey, he's still alive. Kyle, are you okay?
00:02:08,129 --> 00:02:09,755 I think so. Is Cartman up there?
00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:11,382 I'm right here, Kyle.
00:02:11,507 --> 00:02:13,217 Cartman, you fucking hunk of fat rat fucking
00:02:13,342 --> 00:02:14,885 hunk of pig fucking ass face.
00:02:15,010 --> 00:02:17,012 Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Say that to my face, pussy!
00:02:17,138 --> 00:02:18,222 Can you climb back up, dude?
00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:19,890 I don't think so.
00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,851 Dammit, I guess I'll have to go get him.
00:02:21,976 --> 00:02:23,519 No, come on, you guys. Let's look for crocodiles.
00:02:24,270 --> 00:02:27,022 ( grunting )
00:02:27,148 --> 00:02:29,817 Whoa, dude, this is making me sick.
00:02:29,942 --> 00:02:30,985 Sick, dude.
00:02:31,110 --> 00:02:32,403 Sorry.
00:02:32,528 --> 00:02:33,863 What the hell are you doing, fat boy?
00:02:33,988 --> 00:02:35,531 ( Cartman ) Screw you, hippy!
00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:36,782 Come on, dude, I want to get out of here.
00:02:36,907 --> 00:02:38,159 All right, just grab the rope.
00:02:38,284 --> 00:02:40,286 Wait a minute. What's this?
00:02:42,705 --> 00:02:43,914 Ahh! Ahh!
00:02:44,915 --> 00:02:46,125 Dude, it's a dude!
00:02:47,126 --> 00:02:49,128 He's like some frozen guy.
00:02:49,253 --> 00:02:50,880 ( Cartman ) Come on, you guys, it's getting cold up here.
00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:52,173 Shut up, Cartman.
00:02:52,298 --> 00:02:52,965 Dude, I saw this in a movie once.
00:02:53,090 --> 00:02:54,550 The old cavemen get frozen,
00:02:54,675 --> 00:02:55,217 and then people discover them
00:02:55,342 --> 00:02:56,510 and make them their caveman friend.
00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:57,261 Wow, cool.
00:02:57,386 --> 00:03:00,055 You guys, there's a frozen ape man from the past down here.
00:03:00,222 --> 00:03:02,183 Send some more rope. - Really?
00:03:02,725 --> 00:03:03,559 Hey, there's a frozen guy down there.
00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,477 Help me chip some of the ice away.
00:03:05,603 --> 00:03:06,979 ( Cartman ) Hey, you guys,
00:03:07,104 --> 00:03:08,606 this is just like that one movie,
00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:09,857 and John Travolta and that French chick
00:03:09,982 --> 00:03:11,400 were doing it all summer long,
00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:12,860 and they went back to school
00:03:12,985 --> 00:03:15,154 and sang songs about greased lightning.
00:03:15,279 --> 00:03:17,615 You know, that movie, the Sandra Dee chick
00:03:17,740 --> 00:03:18,866 is all prissy, and then the Italian chick
00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:20,659 gets an abortion, but she--
00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:22,036 ( together ) Cartman, will you shut the hell up
00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:23,412 and get some more rope?
00:03:23,537 --> 00:03:25,581 Ah, screw you guys, anyway!
00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:27,583 Hey, remember when that kid found a wallet, and he got a reward?
00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,585 Yeah, sweet. Maybe we can get a reward for the frozen guy.
00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:30,794 Hooray! Hooray!
00:03:30,920 --> 00:03:32,087 ( Cartman ) Hooray.
00:03:36,967 --> 00:03:37,927 ( Stan ) Where should we bring it?
00:03:38,052 --> 00:03:38,177 ( Kyle ) I don't know.
00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:39,803 We just have to get it to town
00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:41,096 and then let them figure out what to do with it.
00:03:41,222 --> 00:03:42,473 I think I'm gonna name it Gorac.
00:03:42,598 --> 00:03:44,308 No, dude, we have to name it Steve.
00:03:44,433 --> 00:03:45,684 Steve? What the hell kind of caveman name is Steve?
00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:46,936 It's my name, and I found him.
00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,312 You didn't find him; I found him.
00:03:48,437 --> 00:03:49,980 What are you talking about, dude?
00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,482 I fell down that abyss, and there it was.
00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:52,816 You wouldn't have even noticed it
00:03:52,942 --> 00:03:53,776 if I hadn't pointed it out.
00:03:53,901 --> 00:03:55,277 Kenny, who found the iceman?
00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:56,654 ( mumbling )
00:03:56,779 --> 00:03:58,656 I think we're almost there, you guys.
00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:01,450 All right, people, the next order of business
00:04:01,575 --> 00:04:02,993 is a very serious matter.
00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:04,703 We need to vote on whether South Park
00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:06,997 should reinstate the death penalty or not.
00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:08,666 All those in favor, say "yippy".
00:04:08,791 --> 00:04:10,334 Yippy! Yippy!
00:04:10,459 --> 00:04:11,418 Wait, what was that? I missed the question.
00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:12,670 Yippy.
00:04:12,795 --> 00:04:14,171 All those oppose say "nay".
00:04:14,296 --> 00:04:15,756 Nay. - Screw you!
00:04:15,881 --> 00:04:18,217 Hey, screw you!
00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:19,218 Excuse me.
00:04:19,343 --> 00:04:20,886 Not now, kids,
00:04:21,011 --> 00:04:22,137 the town is having a very important debate
00:04:22,263 --> 00:04:24,431 on capital punishment.
00:04:24,556 --> 00:04:26,976 But we found a frozen iceman from the past.
00:04:28,352 --> 00:04:29,895 I found this frozen guy in the woods today.
00:04:30,020 --> 00:04:31,939 No, I found this frozen guy in the woods today.
00:04:32,064 --> 00:04:33,565 What the hell is going on here?
00:04:33,691 --> 00:04:35,067 We came for our reward.
00:04:35,192 --> 00:04:36,277 Yeah, like the kid with the wallet.
00:04:36,402 --> 00:04:38,279 Reward, what reward?
00:04:38,404 --> 00:04:39,822 Mayor, I think the boys may have stumbled onto something here.
00:04:39,947 --> 00:04:41,699 You see, mayor, frozen links are often found.
00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:43,575 Dinosaur eggs, woolly mammoths...
00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:45,911 This specimen could be a missing link in our evolution.
00:04:46,036 --> 00:04:48,497 If I can unfreeze the body and perform an autopsy,
00:04:48,622 --> 00:04:51,208 I could learn much about this creature's people and its time.
00:04:51,333 --> 00:04:53,127 Sure, sure, sure, be my guest, knock your socks off.
00:04:53,252 --> 00:04:54,211 Thank you, mayor.
00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,088 Oh, and, boys,
00:04:56,213 --> 00:04:57,715 I can't give you a reward for finding this creature.
00:04:57,840 --> 00:04:59,174 But if you'd like, I'll let you name him.
00:04:59,300 --> 00:05:00,426 Really? Sweet! How about Steve?
00:05:00,551 --> 00:05:01,927 Steve it is.
00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:03,554 Wait a minute, his name is Gorac.
00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:05,222 Come on, Steve, we've got work to do.
00:05:05,347 --> 00:05:07,057 Unfreezing this body will be quite delicate work.
00:05:07,182 --> 00:05:09,476 We'll have to use the most advanced methods available.
00:05:13,147 --> 00:05:14,440 This is very exciting.
00:05:14,565 --> 00:05:16,191 He could be a Neanderthal,
00:05:16,317 --> 00:05:18,444 or an Australopithecus from the Paleolithic era.
00:05:20,362 --> 00:05:21,780 Do you see that, Kevin?
00:05:21,905 --> 00:05:23,657 These clothes are from Eddie Bauer.
00:05:23,782 --> 00:05:25,534 I haven't seen anybody wear clothes from Eddie Bauer
00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:29,913 since...1996.
00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,541 This is incredible.
00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,876 Think of all we can learn from this body.
00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:35,961 All that it can teach us.
00:05:36,086 --> 00:05:37,921 Let's just hope the press doesn't get wind of this right away.
00:05:38,047 --> 00:05:40,549 Stand back, people, there's nothing to see here.
00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,551 What about the prehistoric iceman?
00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,428 Oh, yeah, there is that.
00:05:44,553 --> 00:05:45,971 Dr. Mephisto,
00:05:46,096 --> 00:05:47,848 could you please tell us what's going on?
00:05:47,973 --> 00:05:49,683 Ladies and gentlemen, we still have a lot of work to do.
00:05:49,808 --> 00:05:52,603 But it is my opinion that this man has been frozen in time
00:05:52,728 --> 00:05:54,813 for over 32 months.
00:05:54,938 --> 00:05:56,482 Oh! Yes, it's true.
00:05:56,607 --> 00:05:57,983 Although at this early stage
00:05:58,108 --> 00:05:59,360 we know very little about this man
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00:06:00,944 --> 00:06:02,780 Fascinating news tonight from South Park.
00:06:02,905 --> 00:06:04,698 An ancient discovery of a prehistoric man
00:06:04,823 --> 00:06:06,533 actually frozen in ice.
00:06:06,658 --> 00:06:08,994 A team of scientists continues to try and unfreeze the body
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00:06:11,288 --> 00:06:13,665 The caveman was discovered by Kyle Broflovski,
00:06:13,791 --> 00:06:15,125 who had this to say.
00:06:15,250 --> 00:06:16,835 Well, I fell down this ice cavern...
00:06:16,960 --> 00:06:18,170 La, la, la, la! And I saw this block of ice,
00:06:18,295 --> 00:06:20,255 so I called me friend to borrow...
00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:21,965 The prehistoric iceman is thought to be
00:06:22,091 --> 00:06:24,134 from the late neo-post-Jurassic era,
00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:26,845 where he was probably part of a hunting and gathering tribe
00:06:26,970 --> 00:06:29,264 that lived on Waterston Street.
00:06:30,682 --> 00:06:31,934 That's it, Kevin.
00:06:32,059 --> 00:06:33,018 Now we can begin the autopsy.
00:06:33,143 --> 00:06:34,019 Uhh...
00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,229 Huh, what's this?
00:06:35,354 --> 00:06:36,480 Mmm...
00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:37,940 Holy crap, he's alive?
00:06:38,065 --> 00:06:39,900 That's impossible. Do an EKG on him.
00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,276 Augh!
00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:42,569 My God, he really is alive.
00:06:42,694 --> 00:06:43,904 The ice must have preserved him.
00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:44,530 Well, quick, do something.
00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:45,781 No, no, we've got to think this through.
00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:47,866 Mayor, this man has not been conscious
00:06:47,991 --> 00:06:48,784 for almost three years.
00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,369 He won't understand what he sees.
00:06:50,494 --> 00:06:51,453 He'll be frightened and confused.
00:06:51,578 --> 00:06:52,955 Well, you can't just let him die.
00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,790 Perhaps death is better than the shock he will take
00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,375 trying to adapt to our time.
00:06:56,583 --> 00:06:57,668 Uhh...uhh...
00:06:57,793 --> 00:06:59,753 Oh, my goodness, it looks as if he's about to speak.
00:06:59,878 --> 00:07:02,047 Where...where am I?
00:07:02,172 --> 00:07:03,715 What? What's he saying? Is that English?
00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,592 What? You're hungry?
00:07:05,717 --> 00:07:07,678 Where am I? You're--you're hungry?
00:07:07,803 --> 00:07:08,887 What's going on?
00:07:09,012 --> 00:07:13,308 Me friend. Friend. Me friend.
00:07:13,434 --> 00:07:16,395 Me-phis-to. Me-phis-to.
00:07:16,520 --> 00:07:18,021 Huh?
00:07:18,147 --> 00:07:19,606 If we could understand what he's saying,
00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:21,733 then maybe we could get some answers.
00:07:21,859 --> 00:07:23,277 If only there was someone who could communicate with him
00:07:23,402 --> 00:07:24,528 on a level as primitive as his own.
00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,071 A mind like... A child.
00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:27,406 Dude, I wanted to call him Gorac.
00:07:27,531 --> 00:07:29,116 Gorac's a gay name. - No, it isn't.
00:07:29,241 --> 00:07:30,534 Why are you being such a dick?
00:07:30,659 --> 00:07:31,702 I'm not be a dick, you're being a dick.
00:07:31,827 --> 00:07:32,995 Nuh-huh. - Hello, children,
00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:34,538 Dr. Mephisto needs one of you
00:07:34,663 --> 00:07:35,914 to help him out in his lab
00:07:36,039 --> 00:07:37,458 with the prehistoric iceman.
00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:38,584 I'll go.
00:07:38,709 --> 00:07:40,377 No, I'll go; I found him.
00:07:40,502 --> 00:07:42,087 Damn, I've never seen you guys fight like this.
00:07:42,212 --> 00:07:43,672 All right, there's only one fair way to do this.
00:07:43,797 --> 00:07:45,549 Everyone one stick out their potatoes.
00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,092 My mother and your mother
00:07:47,217 --> 00:07:48,594 were out hanging clothes.
00:07:48,719 --> 00:07:50,554 My mother punched your mother in the nose.
00:07:50,679 --> 00:07:51,722 What color blood came out?
00:07:51,847 --> 00:07:52,973 Blue.
00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:56,435 B-I-o-o... Spells blue,
00:07:56,560 --> 00:07:58,645 and that means that you will go to the lab
00:07:58,770 --> 00:08:00,022 and help out Mephisto
00:08:00,147 --> 00:08:01,273 and then we can all go home
00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:03,192 and watch "Murphy Brown".
00:08:04,485 --> 00:08:06,236 Steve, you.
00:08:06,361 --> 00:08:07,571 Where am I?
00:08:07,696 --> 00:08:13,202 Steve. Steve. Steve...
00:08:13,327 --> 00:08:14,828 Oh, good, you're here.
00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:16,622 Oh, my God, they revived Gorac.
00:08:16,747 --> 00:08:18,248 You bastards!
00:08:18,373 --> 00:08:19,791 Yes, and I need you to communicate with him.
00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,168 See if you can understand what he's saying.
00:08:22,169 --> 00:08:24,004 Uh, hi. - Hi.
00:08:24,129 --> 00:08:25,506 What'd he say? - He said hi.
00:08:25,631 --> 00:08:27,049 Very interesting. - Where am I?
00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:28,634 What? - He wants to know where he is.
00:08:28,759 --> 00:08:31,011 Tell him... Tell him he's home.
00:08:31,136 --> 00:08:32,137 You're home.
00:08:33,138 --> 00:08:34,431 In the year 1999.
00:08:34,556 --> 00:08:35,974 It's 1999?!
00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:37,601 He's been frozen for the past 32 months.
00:08:37,726 --> 00:08:39,019 Dude, you've been frozen for 32 months.
00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:40,979 And we found you-- - What? 32 months?
00:08:41,104 --> 00:08:42,523 All right, all right, all right, calm down.
00:08:42,648 --> 00:08:43,899 I think that's enough for today.
00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,192 Good job, dude, you freaked him out.
00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:46,818 Oh, shut up, ass master,
00:08:46,944 --> 00:08:48,487 you're just jealous that they had me talk to him.
00:08:48,612 --> 00:08:50,489 Guess what. You're not my best friend anymore.
00:08:50,614 --> 00:08:51,865 Cartman's my new best friend.
00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:53,659 Sweet. - Oh, yeah?
00:08:53,784 --> 00:08:55,077 Well, you're not my best friend anymore either.
00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,161 Cartman is now my best friend.
00:08:56,286 --> 00:08:57,329 Killer. - Fine.
00:08:57,454 --> 00:08:59,414 Fine. - Fine.
00:09:04,169 --> 00:09:05,796 Are you Alphonse Mephisto?
00:09:05,921 --> 00:09:07,714 The same.
00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:09,216 We're understand that you are currently in possession
00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,717 of the prehistoric iceman from 1996.
00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:12,761 That's right. We would like to...
00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,474 We would like to offer our services
00:09:17,599 --> 00:09:18,809 in your experiments.
00:09:18,934 --> 00:09:20,185 Oh? Where are you gents from?
00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:22,354 From the university...
00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:23,897 of America.
00:09:24,022 --> 00:09:25,232 Well, there's not a lot to see.
00:09:25,357 --> 00:09:26,900 But come on in.
00:09:27,025 --> 00:09:28,694 He's still not responding much to us.
00:09:28,819 --> 00:09:30,153 The shock is still settling in.
00:09:30,279 --> 00:09:31,655 But we've made great progress
00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:33,282 now that he's in the habitat. Habitat?
00:09:33,407 --> 00:09:34,950 Yes, Kevin and I designed a habitat for Steve
00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,661 to live in that is completely like his own world.
00:09:37,786 --> 00:09:39,746 Everything is 1996-oriented.
00:09:39,871 --> 00:09:43,417 ♪ All that she wants is a another baby ♪
00:09:43,542 --> 00:09:45,711 ♪ She's gone tomorrow... ♪
00:09:45,836 --> 00:09:47,588 Amazing. He looks so much like us.
00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,715 Yes, well, Kevin has done a lot of work
00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:51,258 in figuring out just how related to us
00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,676 Steve really is.
00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,928 He came up with this drawing.
00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:56,888 Dr. Mephisto,
00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:58,599 we realize that a scientific study is expensive.
00:09:58,724 --> 00:10:00,976 We want to help you make this project more lucrative.
00:10:01,101 --> 00:10:02,311 How would we do that?
00:10:02,436 --> 00:10:03,895 It's easy.
00:10:06,023 --> 00:10:07,816 ♪ I saw the sign ♪
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,111 ♪ And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign ♪
00:10:11,236 --> 00:10:12,112 ♪ Life is demanding... ♪
00:10:12,237 --> 00:10:13,572 As you can see,
00:10:13,697 --> 00:10:15,824 the iceman is listening to Ace of Base,
00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:18,035 which was a very popular group during his era.
00:10:18,160 --> 00:10:20,621 Their primitive drumming soothed his peoples' tempers.
00:10:20,746 --> 00:10:21,747 He doesn't look very happy in there.
00:10:21,872 --> 00:10:22,581 No, he sure doesn't.
00:10:22,706 --> 00:10:23,915 I wasn't talking to you, butt-pipe,
00:10:24,041 --> 00:10:24,958 I was talking to Cartman.
00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,084 Well, I was talking to Cartman, too.
00:10:26,209 --> 00:10:27,586 Damn, I'm pretty freaking cool all of a sudden.
00:10:27,711 --> 00:10:29,880 Ah, here we see the iceman trying to gain
00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:31,590 internet access on the computer.
00:10:31,715 --> 00:10:34,051 The internet was still not very big in his time,
00:10:34,176 --> 00:10:36,511 so the web frightens and confuses him.
00:10:36,637 --> 00:10:37,971 Grrr!
00:10:38,096 --> 00:10:39,598 It's okay, he can't hurt you.
00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,099 This is one-way glass, he can't even see us.
00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:43,644 And now the iceman watches television.
00:10:43,769 --> 00:10:45,520 This grizzly bear has the strength
00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,272 of over ten Morgan Freemans!
00:10:47,397 --> 00:10:49,024 I'm really pissing him off right now.
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,651 Wait, this could be dangerous.
00:10:50,776 --> 00:10:52,319 How so? He's changing the channel.
00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:53,570 Something on the television
00:10:53,695 --> 00:10:54,988 could frighten and confuse him.
00:10:55,113 --> 00:10:56,948 And they've done it!
00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:59,076 The Atlanta Falcons are going to the Super Bowl!
00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:00,869 What?
00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,746 Grrr!
00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:03,872 ( all gasping )
00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,791 Grrr!
00:11:05,916 --> 00:11:07,292 You guys aren't being very nice to my creature.
00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:08,293 He's my creature!
00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,753 He's fine, boys,
00:11:09,878 --> 00:11:11,171 and we're learning so much from him.
00:11:11,296 --> 00:11:12,798 Let him out, dude. He's scared.
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,341 He would be more scared on the outside.
00:11:14,466 --> 00:11:15,759 You think this stuff freaks him out?
00:11:15,884 --> 00:11:17,344 How do you think he would react to
00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:18,387 what's happening in the government right now?
00:11:18,512 --> 00:11:20,097 But it isn't right.
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,515 Little boy, sometimes what's right isn't as important
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,810 as what's profitable.
00:11:29,731 --> 00:11:33,527 Uh-oh!
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:36,822 Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,368 What? I'm not talking to you.
00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:44,830 ♪ I saw the sign ♪
00:11:44,955 --> 00:11:48,417 ♪ And it opened up my eyes, I saw the sign... ♪
00:11:48,542 --> 00:11:51,336 Gorac! Gorac! Gorac, are you there?
00:11:51,461 --> 00:11:53,255 Oh, hi. What are you doing here?
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,715 Viewing hours are 10 to 6.
00:11:54,840 --> 00:11:56,216 I don't think it's fair for them
00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,342 to keep you captive like this, Gorac.
00:11:57,467 --> 00:11:58,885 I came to bust you out.
00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:00,470 Wow, that's really nice of you, kid. Thanks.
00:12:02,180 --> 00:12:03,432 What are you doing here?
00:12:03,557 --> 00:12:05,058 I'm here to bust out Steve.
00:12:05,183 --> 00:12:06,852 What? You can't. I'm here to bust out Gorac.
00:12:06,977 --> 00:12:08,603 His name is Steve! - His name is Gorac!
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:09,604 My name is Larry.
00:12:09,730 --> 00:12:10,772 Steve! - Gorac!
00:12:10,897 --> 00:12:12,190 Steve!
00:12:12,315 --> 00:12:13,692 What kind of stupid-ass name is Steve?
00:12:13,817 --> 00:12:14,943 Because he kind of looks like Steve Austin,
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:17,571 "The Six Million Dollar Man".
00:12:17,696 --> 00:12:19,406 No, he doesn't! - Does so!
00:12:19,531 --> 00:12:21,199 Uh, hey, kids, could you just open the door
00:12:21,324 --> 00:12:22,659 so I could get back to my family?
00:12:22,784 --> 00:12:24,369 I found him, I'm rescuing him!
00:12:24,494 --> 00:12:25,871 Thanks. - You're a dick!
00:12:25,996 --> 00:12:27,539 You're a dick! - You're a dick.
00:12:27,664 --> 00:12:29,166 And I've had it with your dick-atry! I choose you!
00:12:29,291 --> 00:12:31,543 You wanna fight? Well, that's fine with me!
00:12:31,668 --> 00:12:33,378 Tomorrow afternoon at the bus stop! Four o'clock!
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:35,088 Why don't we make it three o'clock?!
00:12:35,213 --> 00:12:36,131 Because, dude, "Terrance and Phillip" is on at three.
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,758 Oh, yeah.
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,134 Fine, I'll kick your ass tomorrow, dick!
00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,385 I'll kick your ass so bad you'll wish
00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:42,596 you never had it to begin with!
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:43,972 Your ass, I mean.
00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,224 Wait...
00:12:51,104 --> 00:12:54,024 ♪ I just smelled your britches ♪
00:12:54,149 --> 00:12:55,817 ♪ And they're stinky ♪
00:12:55,942 --> 00:12:59,154 ♪ Stinky britches, stinky britches ♪
00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:03,575 Grrrr!
00:13:05,577 --> 00:13:07,579 He's gone. The iceman has broken out.
00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,581 No, that's impossible. How could he have?
00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:12,000 He must have used this... Door.
00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,043 Damn it! Damn it!
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:14,669 We have to find him.
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,046 He won't survive long out in the world.
00:13:16,171 --> 00:13:17,881 Yes, and if he isn't found,
00:13:18,006 --> 00:13:18,882 we won't be able to use him for our military war--
00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,175 Shh. - Right.
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,760 What? - What? -Nothing.
00:13:21,885 --> 00:13:22,761 No, what'd you say? Use him for what?
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,846 Blaabbhh!
00:13:25,931 --> 00:13:27,682 Dr. Mephisto, where could the creature have gone?
00:13:27,808 --> 00:13:29,267 I have no idea.
00:13:29,392 --> 00:13:30,936 We'll never track him down on our own.
00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:33,396 This calls for some special assistance.
00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:37,317 Can I help you?
00:13:37,442 --> 00:13:39,152 Leslie, it's me Larry.
00:13:41,905 --> 00:13:43,114 Your husband.
00:13:43,240 --> 00:13:45,534 Husband? You're not my husband.
00:13:45,659 --> 00:13:48,036 Think hard, Leslie, we used to be together.
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,454 For over eight years?
00:13:50,372 --> 00:13:52,457 I seem to remember a husband,
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:53,959 but I think he was lost
00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,836 and never found on Kenosha Pass.
00:13:55,961 --> 00:13:57,921 That was me. - Oh.
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,297 Who is it, lover?
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:02,551 It's my former husband who I'd forgotten all about.
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:03,677 Ooh.
00:14:08,306 --> 00:14:10,058 Well, sir, let me shake your hand.
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:11,685 I'm proud to meet the man whose wife
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,812 I'm currently sticking it to every night.
00:14:15,772 --> 00:14:17,524 So, you remarried?
00:14:17,649 --> 00:14:19,067 Yes, Lori-- - Larry!
00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:20,193 Uh, Larry.
00:14:20,318 --> 00:14:22,153 Larry, you disappeared.
00:14:22,279 --> 00:14:24,906 I waited for you to come home for over three days.
00:14:25,031 --> 00:14:27,617 I remember how cold and lonely the nights got.
00:14:27,742 --> 00:14:30,954 By the fourth day I knew I had to move on.
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:33,874 Didn't anybody send out a search party for me?
00:14:33,999 --> 00:14:36,334 We did, Larry. We looked all afternoon,
00:14:36,459 --> 00:14:38,086 but we found nothing, no trace.
00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:40,380 Please, Leslie, I don't know where else to go.
00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:41,548 I'm confused.
00:14:41,673 --> 00:14:43,091 Leslie, I'm with Buck now.
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,801 You're Leslie. - Right.
00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:46,845 I'm with Buck now. We have children together.
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:49,472 Calvin is eight, and little Buck is thirteen.
00:14:49,598 --> 00:14:51,308 I can't just up and leave them.
00:14:51,433 --> 00:14:52,642 I'm sorry.
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:54,394 I'm sorry, too.
00:14:54,519 --> 00:14:58,315 I'll leave you alone.
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,733 Eight and thirteen?
00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,777 Well, I don't see any 'crocs out here.
00:15:02,903 --> 00:15:04,821 Damn it, Cartman! You're supposed to be helping me get ready to fight Kyle,
00:15:04,946 --> 00:15:06,740 not playing Australian outback guy.
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:09,701 Oy, now I'm gonna let this jaguar bite me in the face
00:15:09,826 --> 00:15:11,161 and see if it hurts.
00:15:11,286 --> 00:15:12,412 Come on, jaguar, let's see what you got.
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,622 Ow!
00:15:13,747 --> 00:15:15,040 Ah, son-of-a-bitch!
00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,249 You suck as a best friend, Cartman.
00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,876 You son-of-a-bitch cat.
00:15:22,631 --> 00:15:23,673 What are you doing, Gorac?
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:25,008 I can't live in your time.
00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:27,177 I'm freezing myself again.
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:28,261 Wow, that sucks, dude.
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:29,930 Tell me about it.
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,431 I've been doing this for three and a half hours now
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:32,682 and only my toes are starting to ice over.
00:15:32,807 --> 00:15:33,934 Steve, wait.
00:15:34,059 --> 00:15:35,560 What are you doing here, dick?
00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:36,978 We're not supposed to fight until four o'clock.
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:38,647 I've got something to show Steve, dick.
00:15:38,772 --> 00:15:40,482 Gorac is busy freezing himself again, dick.
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:42,984 Steve, you don't have to freeze yourself. Look!
00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:44,319 What is that?
00:15:44,444 --> 00:15:45,487 It's this place called Des Moines.
00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:46,780 It's, like, lost in time.
00:15:46,905 --> 00:15:48,573 See? Everybody looks like you do.
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:49,991 Fashion is three years behind.
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,493 Technology is three years behind.
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,578 Fads are three years behind, just like you.
00:15:56,331 --> 00:15:57,916 Home.
00:15:58,041 --> 00:15:59,668 Come on, Steve, you're going to Des Moines.
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:01,127 Oh, no, you don't, glory-monger.
00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:02,545 Gorac is my responsibility.
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:03,672 I'll take him to Des Moines.
00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:05,131 No, you won't, butthole.
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,592 ( sirens )
00:16:07,717 --> 00:16:08,677 They're coming for me.
00:16:08,802 --> 00:16:10,261 Come on.
00:16:10,387 --> 00:16:11,972 Yeah, these jaguars can be real mean.
00:16:12,097 --> 00:16:13,974 I'm gonna have to smack it in the face.
00:16:14,099 --> 00:16:16,351 Was the iceman here? - He might have been, by crikey!
00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:17,644 We have to get him back.
00:16:17,769 --> 00:16:19,062 Well, can you do it?
00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:20,355 Sure I can.
00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,649 I can hunt down anything.
00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:24,192 Wow! Kick ass!
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:29,572 We need a one-way ticket to Des Moines, please.
00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,241 Des Moines? What the hell for?
00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:32,325 We have to get our friend Steve...
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,868 My friend Gorac!
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:35,203 To Des Moines or else he's gonna melt away.
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:36,538 No, he's not gonna melt away.
00:16:36,663 --> 00:16:37,914 That's Frosty, you stupid butthole.
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:39,416 Frosty, Steve, whatever.
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,710 Well, okay, I'll find him a seat.
00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,629 Dude, look, it's four o'clock.
00:16:44,754 --> 00:16:46,047 Oh, we'll wait for you over there, Steve.
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:47,090 We have to start fighting now.
00:16:47,215 --> 00:16:48,550 Okay, boys, thanks.
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:50,635 Okay, first one to die loses.
00:16:50,760 --> 00:16:52,053 Okay.
00:16:52,178 --> 00:16:53,263 Okay.
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,264 Okay.
00:16:54,389 --> 00:16:55,682 So, here we go.
00:16:55,807 --> 00:16:57,017 Okay.
00:16:57,892 --> 00:16:59,769 Go.
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:01,229 Ow.
00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:02,772 Ow.
00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:04,399 Augh!
00:17:07,444 --> 00:17:08,862 Wait a second.
00:17:12,323 --> 00:17:14,284 I think he came through here recently.
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:15,869 Yeah, I think the same thing.
00:17:15,994 --> 00:17:17,245 Well, where the hell is he?
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:18,872 We've got to get him back to the lab.
00:17:18,997 --> 00:17:20,165 He can't function out here in our time.
00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:21,791 Calm down, calm down.
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,752 Yeah, calm down, calm down, you sons-of-bitches.
00:17:23,877 --> 00:17:26,087 Wait, look. - Is it him?
00:17:26,212 --> 00:17:29,466 No, it's a Rocky Mountain rattlesnake.
00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:32,302 This is the most poisonous snake in this entire region.
00:17:32,427 --> 00:17:35,138 So, what I'm gonna do is carefully sneak up on him
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:37,474 and jam my thumb in its butthole.
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:40,769 Crikey! Oh this snake is really pissed.
00:17:40,894 --> 00:17:43,438 I'm gonna jam my thumb in its butthole now.
00:17:43,563 --> 00:17:45,732 Oh, yeah, that pissed it off, alright.
00:17:45,857 --> 00:17:47,650 Does he always do this? - Yeah.
00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:51,029 I'm gonna go jam my thumb in something's butthole now.
00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:55,742 Ow! - Ow!
00:17:55,867 --> 00:17:57,160 Watch my coat, dude. - Oh.
00:17:57,285 --> 00:17:59,162 I got my ticket. - Huh?
00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:01,539 I have to go to platform B.
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:03,792 Oh, okay, it's over this way.
00:18:09,089 --> 00:18:10,507 The trail ends here.
00:18:10,632 --> 00:18:11,800 The train station?
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,426 Then he's trying to go somewhere.
00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,053 Have you seen a man who looks similar to us
00:18:15,178 --> 00:18:17,013 but with a thicker brow and ape-ish nose?
00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,515 What the hell are you talking about?
00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,433 An iceman, a man from the past.
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:21,935 We must find him. Now, where is he?
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,604 ( grunts )
00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:25,939 Well, this is it.
00:18:26,064 --> 00:18:27,065 I'm going back to my time.
00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:28,858 Thanks again, boys.
00:18:28,983 --> 00:18:31,069 No problem, Gorac. - Later.
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,403 You boys have really shown me
00:18:32,529 --> 00:18:34,197 the true meaning of friendship.
00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:35,907 You didn't care about anything but my happiness.
00:18:36,032 --> 00:18:37,450 You put me in front of yourselves,
00:18:37,575 --> 00:18:39,369 and that's what real friendship is all about.
00:18:39,494 --> 00:18:41,287 Yep. - Uh-huh.
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,789 After being frozen,
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:43,957 I've learned that all a person has in life
00:18:44,082 --> 00:18:45,542 is family and friends.
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,418 If you lose those, you have nothing.
00:18:47,544 --> 00:18:49,003 So friends are to be treasured
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,922 more than anything else in the world.
00:18:51,047 --> 00:18:52,590 Right on. - Cool.
00:18:52,715 --> 00:18:55,844 Good-bye boys, good-bye, friends.
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:00,265 Where is he? Where's Steve?
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:02,475 His name is Gorac.
00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,227 His name is Steve.
00:19:04,352 --> 00:19:05,728 The train.
00:19:05,854 --> 00:19:06,855 We've got to stop it.
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,148 No worries.
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:09,774 Let's get him.
00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:10,900 No! - No!
00:19:12,360 --> 00:19:14,070 We've got to stop that train.
00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,738 Come back here, you.
00:19:16,698 --> 00:19:18,241 Steve, Steve, look out!
00:19:18,366 --> 00:19:19,367 They're after you.
00:19:21,035 --> 00:19:23,496 Oh, he's a wily one.
00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:25,540 Oh, poop! Steve, look out.
00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:29,669 Notice the dilated pupils of this prehistoric man.
00:19:29,794 --> 00:19:32,005 A sure sign the prey is frightened.
00:19:32,130 --> 00:19:33,548 As well as he should be
00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,049 as I will now jam my thumb in its butthole.
00:19:35,175 --> 00:19:36,050 Huh? Crikey!
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,510 Stop the train.
00:19:37,635 --> 00:19:38,928 Hey, who are you?
00:19:39,053 --> 00:19:40,930 I said stop that train.
00:19:41,055 --> 00:19:42,557 Yes, hello, I see you.
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,142 You're all moving pretty fast,
00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,269 but I'll catch up to them, by crikey!
00:19:48,354 --> 00:19:50,190 I've got you pinned, I win.
00:19:50,315 --> 00:19:51,941 Now I've got you pinned, I win.
00:19:53,067 --> 00:19:55,111 ( gunshots ) Oh!
00:19:56,738 --> 00:19:58,781 Hey, it's okay, the chopper is here.
00:19:58,907 --> 00:20:00,700 Go get him, boys, cut him off.
00:20:00,825 --> 00:20:02,869 No! - Now for the <i>coup de grace.</i>
00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:05,288 I'll just get my thumb up here.
00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:10,084 Ohhhh!
00:20:13,588 --> 00:20:15,590 Uh, the train's not stopping.
00:20:16,424 --> 00:20:18,051 It's not stopping!
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,385 Ahhhh!
00:20:20,470 --> 00:20:22,513 Golly!
00:20:22,639 --> 00:20:24,140 Where's Gorac?
00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,685 Wow, that is the God-damned-est thing I ever seen.
00:20:31,272 --> 00:20:32,690 Where's the iceman?
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:33,858 He has to be around here somewhere.
00:20:36,611 --> 00:20:38,238 I can't believe he's gone.
00:20:38,363 --> 00:20:40,823 Wait. Look. The helicopter.
00:20:40,949 --> 00:20:42,408 Steve. - He's alive.
00:20:42,533 --> 00:20:44,410 Good-bye again. I'm off to Des Moines.
00:20:44,535 --> 00:20:45,912 No, come back.
00:20:46,037 --> 00:20:47,997 You can't adapt, you'll never live.
00:20:48,122 --> 00:20:49,332 I'm not living here.
00:20:49,457 --> 00:20:51,000 Living is having ups and downs
00:20:51,125 --> 00:20:53,253 and sharing them with friends.
00:20:53,378 --> 00:20:54,671 Thank you, Stan and Kyle.
00:20:54,796 --> 00:20:56,381 See ya!
00:20:56,506 --> 00:20:58,549 Damn! Well, so much for our plan to use the iceman
00:20:58,675 --> 00:20:59,676 to take over Sweden.
00:20:59,801 --> 00:21:01,469 What? - What? Nothing.
00:21:01,594 --> 00:21:03,471 Kyle, Steve is a pretty good name for that guy.
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,848 No, dude, Gorac is cool because it's original.
00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,100 And besides, you found him.
00:21:08,101 --> 00:21:10,478 Shh, be very, very quiet.
00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,147 I'm hunting crocodiles. Ha ha ha ha!
00:21:13,273 --> 00:21:14,774 Can we be best friends again?
00:21:14,899 --> 00:21:16,067 I hate having Cartman as a best friend.
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,986 Me too. He sucks.
00:21:18,111 --> 00:21:20,029 Oh, yeah? Well, I don't need you guys anyway.
00:21:20,154 --> 00:21:21,864 You guys can kiss my...
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:24,659 Aha! There's a king 'croc right there.
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:28,288 And what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna sneak up on it
00:21:28,413 --> 00:21:29,872 and jam my thumb in its...
00:21:29,998 --> 00:21:33,167 ( mooing) Hey! Hey, get me out of here!
00:21:33,293 --> 00:21:34,669 It smells like...
00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,755 Hey, it smells like Kenny's house in here.
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:40,758 <i>( rock music)</i>
00:21:40,883 --> 00:21:42,468 ♪♪
00:21:42,593 --> 00:21:46,014 <i>♪ And you've got stinky britches ♪</i>
00:21:46,139 --> 00:21:48,016 <i>♪ Stinky britches ♪</i>
00:21:48,141 --> 00:21:51,894 <i>♪ You've got stinky britches ♪</i>
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:55,565 <i>♪ You've got stinky britches ♪</i>

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