Страшная рыбка

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in Spooky Vision--

be warned:

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all scenes will be accompanied

by pictures

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of Barbra Streisand.

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♪ I'm going down

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces

everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Going down to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking

day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting:

"Howdy neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Headed on up

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see if

I can't unwind ♪

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♪ So come on down

to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet some

friends of mine ♪

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I wonder why Cartman

wasn't in school today.

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He probably just ditched

to avoid that spelling test.

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Hey, guys, how's it going?

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Oh, nice costume, dude.

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Who are you supposed to be,

Luke Perry?

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Cartman, how come

you weren't at school today?

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Did you eat too many

pork rinds last night?

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You guys.

You're so funny.

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No matter how I'm feeling,

I can always count

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on you guys to lighten me up.

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What?

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I had to stay home today

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because my mother

wasn't feeling well.

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She has the flu,

and I wanted to take care

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of the house

so she could stay in bed.

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I just wanted to catch you guys

to see if we were assigned

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any homework tonight.

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What the hell are you

talking about, Cartman?

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Stop screwing around, dude--

we're all gonna go meet

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at the store later

to buy pumpkins to carve.

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Oh, then we can enter

the carving contest!

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I'll run home

and get money from Mother.

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Do you guys need some, too?

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Dude, this is creepy.

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Stanley, look who's here.

Aunt Flo.

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Hello, Stanley.

Remember me?

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Hi, Aunt Flo.

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Now, Stanley,

Aunt Flo only visits

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once a month--

be nice.

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Say, Stanley, I brought

you and Shelly presents.

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Wow, really?

Hey, I love Aunt Flo!

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Okay, Shelly.

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This one's for you.

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It's a television-

CD player-

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surround sound home theater.

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Wow!

- What do you say, Shelly?

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Thank you, Aunt Flo.

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Okay, Stanley. Your turn.

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Your very own fish.

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What do you say, Stanley?

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I don't know.

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I think he likes you.

Come on, Shelly.

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Let's hook up

your home theater.

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Okay...

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How do you like your fish,

Stanley?

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I don't like it.

It's spooky.

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Oh, now, what's spooky

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about a cute little goldfish?

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Go put him in your room.

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- Do I have to?

Yes, you do!

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- Damn it!

Language!

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Where have you been, dude?

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Dude, my mom's having

her monthly visitor.

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Aunt Flo?

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Yeah, and every time

she shows up,

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my mom turns into

a total bitch.

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Where's Cartman?

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He said he was gonna bring

money for us to buy a pumpkin.

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Yeah, I wonder why

he's being so nice.

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Here he comes.

- Hey, Cartman.

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Did you bring us

money from your mom?

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Yeah, right.

You guys can kiss my black ass.

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You said you could

get us money, Cartman.

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Man, you guys

are hella stupid.

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If I had money, I wouldn't

give it to you assholes.

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Well, at least

he's back to normal.

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Yeah, but we can't

get a pumpkin,

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so we can't enter

the carving contest.

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It's okay,

Kenny said he'd get one.

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Oh, how's Kenny

gonna get one?

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He's hella poor.

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Why do you keep saying

"hella," fat-ass?

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'Cause I'm hella cool,

that's why.

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That's not cool!

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You guys are

just hella jealous.

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- Good night, Stanley.

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We'll see you in the morning.

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Can you leave

the light on, Dad?

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Well, it has to be off,

or your Aunt Flo will complain

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about wasting electricity.

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I wish Aunt Flo didn't

have to visit now.

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Yeah, me too,

but she only visits your mom

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for five days or so.

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I'll be out sleeping

on the couch.

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Where'd he go?

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Kenny!

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You share that blanket

with your brother!

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Who the hell could that be?

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Hi, there, folks.

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This is a heck of a storm

out now.

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Thought maybe you could use

some provisions.

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There's some candles

and food in there.

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It ain't much, but it should

get you through the night.

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Take care, folks, I've got

other houses to get to.

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Kenny, wasn't that

your fat, racist,

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foul-mouthed friend,

Eric Cartman?

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Uh-huh.

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Hey, where did the shirt go?

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I covered you with a shirt.

Where did it go?

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I'm not gonna look.

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It's not closer.

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I'm just seeing things.

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Ah!

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Mom! Mom!

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Stanley, settle down!

- Look!

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He's gonna kill me, Mom!

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Is there a problem?

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No problem, Aunt Flo.

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Do you not like

your goldfish?

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No!

- I'm sorry, I'm a bad aunt.

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There, there, Aunt Flo.

Stanley loves his goldfish.

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Stanley! What are you doing?

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The fish! But--

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Stanley,

I'm in no mood for this,

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not when your Aunt Flo

is in town.

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Oh, look,

you woke your sister up!

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Go to sleep, Stanley!

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Ah! Mom!

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All right, Stanley,

I have had enough...

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Oh, Stanley.

What have you done, baby?

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What have you done?

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Mom, I was just sleeping,

and the next thing I knew--

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Shh. It's okay, honey.

It's okay.

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I've got such a good boy.

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Mommy's little angel.

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Now, don't worry, Stanley.

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Mommy's going to hide the body.

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Nobody's going to take

my baby away.

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I've got such a handsome boy.

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Such a good boy.

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You're not gonna

get away with this.

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Sharon!

- Ah!

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Aunt Flo,

what are you doing up?

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Look at you

with your little shovel.

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Just like when you were 12.

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Mom, what are you doing?

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Shh.

It's going to be okay, Stanley.

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Mom, you think

I killed that guy?

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It was the fish.

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He says I'm next.

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You get some sleep, baby.

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Mommy's taken care

of everything.

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But Mom!

- Shh.

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♪ Hush, little baby,

don't say a word ♪

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♪ Mommy's gonna buy you

a mockingbird ♪

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♪ If that mockingbird

don't sing ♪

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♪ Momma's gonna bury it

in the backyard ♪

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Mom!

- What is it, honey?

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My baby's killed again!

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No, Mom!

- What are we gonna do, baby?

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What are we gonna do?

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I've got such a handsome boy.

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Such a good boy.

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It's about time, Kenny.

Did you bring the pumpkin?

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Uh-huh.

- Well, where is it?

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What the hell is that?

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It's all you could afford?

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Whoever heard of

a squash allowance, Kenny?

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That's hella stupid.

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Stop saying "hella," Cartman.

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How are we gonna win

the contest with a squash?

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Whoa, Stan,

you don't look so good.

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I haven't been sleeping

so well.

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God, I hate you, Kenny.

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I have to get another knife.

This one's hella dull.

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God, will you shut up?

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Kyle, you know

how some people

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are, like, murderers and stuff?

- Yeah?

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Do you think animals

can be murderers too?

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I don't know.

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Oh, great, he's got

that stupid beard on again.

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No, Kenny, you should cut

with the blade

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facing away from you,

you're gonna hurt yourself.

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There you go.

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Isn't this fun, you guys?

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Carving pumpkins for Halloween?

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♪ You guys

are my best friends ♪

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♪ Through thick and thin,

we've always been together ♪

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♪ We're four of a kind,

havin' fun all day ♪

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♪ Pallin' around

and laughin' away ♪

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♪ Just best friends ♪

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♪ Best friends are we ♪

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I love you guys.

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You seem tired, Stan.

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I haven't been sleeping well.

- Why?

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My pet goldfish killed

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another random person

last night.

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Oh, that sucks, dude.

- Hey, dudes.

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Man, it's hella cold out here.

- Cartman?

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Who'd you expect,

Maury Povich?

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God, you're hella lame.

- What are you doing?

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What do you mean,

what am I doing?

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I'm just standing here.

Jesus, mellow out, you guys.

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You can't be standing there,

Cartman.

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Why the hell not?

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- Because you're standing

over there!

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Ah! Son of a bitch!

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Wow, you don't see this

every day.

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I can't believe

what I'm seeing.

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It's like I'm looking

at a mirror.

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Dude, this is hella weird.

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Oh, Officer Barbrady,

wh-what a surprise.

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What can I do for you?

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Well, there's been a report

of a few missing people.

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Is that so?

- Yeah, no biggie.

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But I was wondering

if you'd seen any of 'em.

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- I've never seen any of

those men, Officer Barbrady.

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- No, I didn't think so.

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Mind if I look around

the backyard, though?

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- Why would you want

to do that?

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- Well, I'm checking

everyone's backyards.

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Missing people usually turn up

hiding in someone's bushes.

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May I?

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Well, this all looks in or--

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Tennis, anyone?

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Nobody's going to take

my baby away from me.

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Nobody!

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Okay, Ms. Marsh,

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I'm afraid I'm gonna have to

ask you a few questions.

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- Hello there, children.

- Hey, Chef.

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- All ready

for a Halloween lunch?

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Today I've got

spooky spaghetti.

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With freaky French fries.

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Uh, Chef?

- Or haunted hash browns.

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Chef--

- And a creepy cookie.

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And monstrous milk.

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Chef--

- And a terrifying napkin!

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Chef!

- What?

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- We have problems.

- What's the first problem?

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- Chef, I have a goldfish

that keeps killing people.

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- Oh.

Well, uh, don't worry, Stan.

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I'm sure it'll work out.

Now, what's the other problem?

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- Oh, no.

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Oh, dear God, no!

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And then I showed up

to the bus stop,

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and this son of a bitch

is standing there!

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I'm sorry.

I've caused so much trouble.

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This is all very strange

to me, too.

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Exactly what do you remember?

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Well, I was

just standing around,

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and Stan and Kyle were being

really mean as usual,

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and Kenny had just bought

a new car.

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Of course. That's it!

- What?

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Don't you see, children?

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This Cartman is from

an evil parallel universe

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where everything exists

as its opposite.

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He's my evil twin?

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But he doesn't even look

that much like me.

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He's all fat and stuff.

He's hella lying.

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Will you stop saying

that word?!

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Of course!

My pet goldfish must be

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from the evil opposite

universe, too.

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Children,

somewhere in South Park,

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something has created a door

to the evil parallel universe.

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This is amazing.

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I can't believe

how nice you are, Chef.

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How do you mean?

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In my world,

you're a skinny,

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white insurance salesman.

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Oh! Hello, boys.

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I'm Stan's Aunt Flo.

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Whoa!

What's wrong with your head?

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Why are you shaking like that?

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Dude, that's not cool,

she's got Parkinson's disease.

00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,658

Oh, sweet.

00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,410

Check it out, you guys.

00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,995

You don't even have to put

a quarter in her.

00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,080

Cartman!

- Ooh, this is hella cool.

00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,832

Aunt Flo, where did you

get this goldfish?

00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,293

Oh, I got it

from the pet store, Stanley.

00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,836

Do you remember

what pet store?

00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,254

Let's see,

I believe it was called

00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,006

the Indian Burial Ground

Pet Store.

00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,924

Just outside of town.

- Where?

00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,635

I know I have the address

written down somewhere.

00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,554

Let me look.

- That's it, dude.

00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,222

We gotta take the spooky fish

back to that pet store.

00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,640

Who's we?

You got a turd in your pocket?

00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:46,808

I'm going home,

I'm hella hungry.

00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,226

I'll help you, Stan.

00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,853

Shut your goddamn mouth,

fat ass!

00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,480

Dude, are you sure

that fish is a murderer?

00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,939

It seemed like

a normal fish to me.

00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,483

Just help me take it back.

Come on.

00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,776

Did you find the address,

Aunt Flo?

00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,652

Aunt Flo!

- Oh, Stanley, no!

00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,529

Not Aunt Flo!

- It was the fish!

00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,198

Oh, what a good baby.

00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,950

What a good son I have.

00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,952

Now we'll never know

where that pet store is.

00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,454

There can't be that many

pet stores in South Park, dude.

00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,331

Aunt Flo isn't from

South Park.

00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,624

The pet store could be anywhere

between here and Denver.

00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:12,459

Well, we better get working.

00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:13,460

Cartmans, you go home

and call all the pet stores

00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:14,628

in the phone book.

00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,255

Can do!

- Screw you!

00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,550

It's all taken care of,

Stanley... oh!

00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,052

I've got such a good boy.

00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,845

Such a handsome boy!

00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,473

Come on,

we're running out of time.

00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:29,559

Hey, why is

the basement door locked?

00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,645

♪ Cracked corn

and I don't care ♪

00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,189

♪ Jimmy cracked corn

and I don't care! ♪

00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,317

♪ My master's gone away ♪

00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,658

♪ Jimmy cracked corn

and I don't care ♪

00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:47,410

don't see any pet stores

called Indian Burial Ground.

00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,621

Shut up, dude,

I'm trying to watch TV!

00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:53,667

And now back to the Terrance

and Phillip Halloween Special!

00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,088

That fart was absolutely

ghoulish, Terrance!

00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,466

Man, that's hella funny!

00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,093

What's so funny about that?

00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,803

No, Kitty,

this is my pot pie!

00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,055

No, Kitty, that's a bad kitty!

00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,515

Who's my kitty?

00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,016

Who's my Mr. Kitty?

00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,643

My fluffy ol' pal?

00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:15,313

Yes, that's a guy--

that's my Mr. Kitty.

00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,899

No, Kitty! Bad kitty!

00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,568

You suck, dude.

00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,321

Stanley,

Kenny's mother is here.

00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,323

She's wondering

if you've seen Kenny.

00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,701

You saw him, didn't you?

00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,494

You saw my boy.

00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:30,745

Yeah, my goldfish--

- Yeah!

00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,330

Stan just got a new goldfish,

00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,540

and he wanted

to show it to Kenny,

00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:34,875

but Kenny never came over.

00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,751

My Kenny used to laugh

and play.

00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,588

He was eight years old,

just like you, my Kenny was.

00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,256

I know.

- You gotta tell me.

00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,507

What happened to him?

00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,384

You have to know something!

00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,344

Mrs. McCormick, I'm going to

have to ask you to leave.

00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,888

You've been drinking.

00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,931

That's right,

I'm a little drunk.

00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,642

You'd be drunk, too,

if you lost your boy.

00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,687

My Kenny used to sing

and dance!

00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,147

You guys,

I found the pet store!

00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,732

Come on, let's go!

00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,525

Mom, I know you think

I did all this,

00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,444

but I'm gonna prove to you

it was this fucking fish.

00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,571

I believe you, sweetheart.

00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,281

Run from him, boys.

Run and don't stop.

00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,706

Can I help you boys?

- I want to return a fish.

00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,416

Damn it!

- What?

00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,126

That's the ninth return

I've had this week.

00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,794

What's wrong with it?

Oh, let me guess.

00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,087

It killed a bunch

of people, right?

00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,631

Yeah, dude!

- Damn it!

00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,299

It's just like

all the other returns.

00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,848

Dude, why is

your store called

00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,141

the Indian Burial Ground

Pet Store?

00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,726

Well, there was an Indian

00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,811

burial ground here

before I bought it.

00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,897

So you just built your store

on top of Indian burial ground?

00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,607

Oh, hell no!

00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,984

First I dug up all the bodies,

pissed on 'em,

00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,153

and then buried them again

upside-down.

00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,405

Why?

- Why?

00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,449

I don't know.

I was drunk.

00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,368

We think that when

you did that,

00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,203

you opened up a doorway

to an evil parallel universe.

00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,288

Well, that certainly would

explain a lot.

00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,207

Like what?

- Well, like this.

00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,336

I've been wondering

what the hell this was!

00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,632

Hello, Mr. Marsh.

00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,176

Top of the evening to you.

00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,390

Okay, bye, then.

00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,392

Sharon?

- Yes, hon?

00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:19,229

There's a policeman being

held prisoner in our basement.

00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,022

Yes, hon,

I had to restrain him

00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,816

so he wouldn't find the bodies

in the backyard

00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,943

and take our baby away.

00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,448

Why'd you take his pants off?

00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,661

Sh-Sharon?

00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,663

Why'd you take his pants off?

00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,332

Oh, Randy, I just don't know

what to do anymore.

00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,042

What is it?

- I just...

00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,253

I can't believe

that Aunt Flo is gone,

00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,839

that she won't be visiting me

ever again.

00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,258

Oh, well, don't think of it

as an end,

00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,051

think of it as a new beginning.

00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,845

Now, could you fill me in

on the dead bodies

00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,596

and captive policeman stuff

real quick?

00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,058

Look, pal,

this is very simple.

00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,810

All I want to do

is return this fish.

00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,770

I can't give you

your money back.

00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,522

I don't care, dude, I just

want this fish away from me!

00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,941

No, I won't take it back.

- Listen, friend.

00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,443

You can't sell people

pets like this.

00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,445

You have to have a sign

that says,

00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,864

"Warning: these fish are from

an evil parallel universe."

00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,574

Now, it's not our fault

you disrespected the bodies

00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,325

of this land's native people,

00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,578

but by golly, you're gonna

take this fish back.

00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,079

All right, you win.

00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,331

Wow, thanks, Evil Cartman!

00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,125

And sir,

can I make a suggestion?

00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,710

Move your store,

00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:24,919

and let these great people

of the Wampanoag

00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,504

rest in peace.

00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,214

You kick ass, Evil Cartman!

- Yeah!

00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,924

You know what I like best

about you?

00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,926

You don't say "hella"

like our Cartman does.

00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,511

I swear, if he says that one

more time, I'm gonna kill him.

00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,805

Now, Kyle,

murder is never an answer.

00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,059

What the...

00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,019

- He was here.

Cartman was just here.

00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,645

Who are you?

- We're looking for Cartman.

00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,314

The trail ended here.

00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,774

Where is he?

- I don't know who you mean.

00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,359

Maybe this will

jog your memory!

00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,445

No, stop! You don't know

what you're doing!

00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,654

Those pets are evil!

00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,117

I'm sure glad

that's over with.

00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,744

Now I can sleep at night.

00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:58,953

Hey, you guys,

we still have time to enter

00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,205

the pumpkin carving contest.

00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,664

Hey, yeah! I almost forgot.

00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,166

Come on!

I bet that, together,

00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,626

we can make

the best pumpkin ever!

00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,877

You know, Evil Cartman,

I like you

00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,629

a lot better than our Cartman.

00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,755

Yeah, you're cool,

and you don't say "hella."

00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,173

Oh, thanks, you guys.

00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,674

I certainly like you a lot more

00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,259

than in my evil

parallel universe.

00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,512

Ah! Ah!

00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,138

So where are we gonna find

a pumpkin to carve?

00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,556

Let's use Kenny's squash.

00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:19,933

Yeah, you know,

I never thought

00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,434

it was such a bad

little squash.

00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,061

It just needs

some tender loving care.

00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,899

Boo!

- Ah!

00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,068

Oh, man,

this movie is hella scary.

00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,028

Aha! There you are, Cartman.

00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,530

Nice costume, you guys.

00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,198

You spend about a buck fifty

on those?

00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,741

We're here to take you back,

Goody-Two-shoes.

00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,451

Oh? I've got a better idea.

00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,371

Why don't you two

go fuck yourselves?

00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,081

Hey, what's wrong with you,

Cartman?

00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,958

What's wrong with me?

Let's see.

00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,793

Um, I hate you guys.

00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:47,961

You're hella stupid.

00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,462

Come on, Mr. Wholesome.

00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:50,463

We're taking you back

to our universe.

00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,673

Don't touch me!

00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,757

What the hell's going on?

00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,259

Cartman never hits us.

00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,261

All right, just stand there,

Cartman.

00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,263

This gengratication gun will

send you back to our universe.

00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,931

Oh, wait, you guys are from

the evil parallel universe?

00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,183

Oh, it's about friggin' time

you showed up.

00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,309

You don't want me.

You want that impostor Cartman.

00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,435

Come on, I'll show you.

00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,525

- And the winner is...

00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,193

Squash-O'-Lantern!

00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,195

By Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski,

00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,490

and the evil Eric Cartman

from a parallel universe!

00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,534

We won, dude!

- Hooray!

00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,619

You boys win

the Halloween chocolate ball!

00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,621

Oh, no!

00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,665

Stan and Kyle have come

to take me back my world!

00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:26,875

I don't want to go back!

00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,001

Don't worry, Evil Cartman.

00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,961

You're staying with us.

00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,630

Now, zap his hella ass back

to your... hella universe!

00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,465

Stop saying "hella," Cartman!

00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,050

Thought you could get away

from us, huh, Cartman?

00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,677

Please!

- Leave him alone, butthole.

00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,220

Shut your trap, kid!

00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,430

Why don't you guys take

our Cartman back?

00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:41,806

He's more like you anyways.

00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:42,891

Hey,

you backstabbing sellout!

00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,100

It's time, Cartman.

00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,101

Prepare for gengratication.

00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,770

Well, goodbye, you guys.

00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,230

It's been fun.

00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,448

Oh, what now?

00:19:58,573 --> 00:19:59,782

- It's the evil pets!

00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,578

The gengratication gun!

00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,871

Get to the stage!

00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,253

Oh, dear...

it really was Stan's fish

00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,797

that killed those people.

00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,132

Give me that gun, kid.

00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,550

Up yours, evil twin!

00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:20,637

No...

00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,597

Ah...

00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,265

All right, now you just gotta

send this bozo through,

00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,934

and the whole mess

will be over with.

00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,018

Sorry, Cartman.

We like Evil Cartman better.

00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,937

See ya.

- What?!

00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,688

- We can't deal with you saying

"hella" anymore, Cartman!

00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,023

You're going

to the other universe.

00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,943

Hey!

00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,115

Which one

is the good Cartman?

00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,867

I am!

00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,452

Stop wasting time, Cartman--

we have to send

00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,496

one of you back

to the evil universe.

00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,081

Yeah, now, which one of you

is the Cartman we can't stand?

00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:49,207

He is!

00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,002

Time is running out.

You'll have to destroy us both.

00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,462

What?!

00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,172

It's the only way

you can be sure.

00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,882

We have to both go

for the good of the world.

00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,929

No! Screw you guys!

00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,764

How did you guys know?

00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,307

Our Cartman would never say

anything like that.

00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,643

You guys are hella stupid!

00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,311

I knew you would fall for that.

00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,313

Oh, no, dude!

- You tricked us, Cartman!

00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,690

That's right, I did!

00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,316

♪ You guys are hella stupid ♪

00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,943

♪ You guys are hella lame ♪

00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,319

♪ You guys are hella dumb ♪

00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,862

♪ Hella, hella, hella ♪

00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,531

Damn it!

00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,116

I'm sorry my wife held you

captive, Officer.

00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,742

She's been upset

'cause her Aunt Flo

00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:25,910

isn't gonna visit her anymore.

00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,954

Oh, I understand.

00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:31,374

I remember when my wife stopped

getting her monthly visitor.

00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,543

Uh, do you want

your pants back?

00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,754

No.

Just leave me with my dignity.

00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:40,258

Okay, people, move along,

nothing to see here!

00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,552

♪ You guys

are my best friends ♪

00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,846

♪ Through thick and thin,

we've always been together ♪

00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,181

♪ We're four of a kind,

havin' fun all day ♪

00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,475

♪ Pallin' around

and laughin' away ♪

00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,019

♪ Just best friends ♪

00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:54,063

♪ Best friends are we ♪

00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,482

I love you guys.

00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,469

in Spooky Vision--

be warned:

00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,471

all scenes will be accompanied

by pictures

00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:13,848

of Barbra Streisand.

00:00:13,973 --> 00:00:15,599

[screams]

00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:16,767

[twangy music]

00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,477

[bloodcurdling scream]

00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:19,854

♪ I'm going down

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces

everywhere ♪

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♪ Humble folks

without temptation ♪

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♪ Going down to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪

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♪ Ample parking

day or night ♪

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♪ People spouting:

"Howdy neighbor!" ♪

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♪ Headed on up

to South Park ♪

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♪ Gonna see if

I can't unwind ♪

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[singing indistinctly]

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♪ So come on down

to South Park ♪

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♪ And meet some

friends of mine ♪

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[ship rumbling]

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[spooky music]

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♪♪

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[ship humming]

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[hatch whooshes]

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[alien shrieking]

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[guts squish]

[engine hisses]

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I wonder why Cartman

wasn't in school today.

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He probably just ditched

to avoid that spelling test.

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Hey, guys, how's it going?

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[laughter]

Oh, nice costume, dude.

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Who are you supposed to be,

Luke Perry?

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Cartman, how come

you weren't at school today?

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Did you eat too many

pork rinds last night?

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You guys.

You're so funny.

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No matter how I'm feeling,

I can always count

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on you guys to lighten me up.

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What?

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I had to stay home today

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because my mother

wasn't feeling well.

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She has the flu,

and I wanted to take care

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of the house

so she could stay in bed.

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I just wanted to catch you guys

to see if we were assigned

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any homework tonight.

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[spooky music]

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What the hell are you

talking about, Cartman?

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Stop screwing around, dude--

we're all gonna go meet

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at the store later

to buy pumpkins to carve.

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Oh, then we can enter

the carving contest!

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I'll run home

and get money from Mother.

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Do you guys need some, too?

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♪♪

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Dude, this is creepy.

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Stanley, look who's here.

Aunt Flo.

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Hello, Stanley.

Remember me?

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Hi, Aunt Flo.

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Now, Stanley,

Aunt Flo only visits

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once a month--

be nice.

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Say, Stanley, I brought

you and Shelly presents.

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Wow, really?

Hey, I love Aunt Flo!

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Okay, Shelly.

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This one's for you.

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[grunting]

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It's a television-

CD player-

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surround sound home theater.

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Wow!

- What do you say, Shelly?

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Thank you, Aunt Flo.

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Okay, Stanley. Your turn.

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Your very own fish.

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What do you say, Stanley?

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I don't know.

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I think he likes you.

Come on, Shelly.

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Let's hook up

your home theater.

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Okay...

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How do you like your fish,

Stanley?

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I don't like it.

It's spooky.

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Oh, now, what's spooky

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about a cute little goldfish?

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Go put him in your room.

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- Do I have to?

Yes, you do!

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- Damn it!

Language!

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Where have you been, dude?

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Dude, my mom's having

her monthly visitor.

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Aunt Flo?

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Yeah, and every time

she shows up,

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my mom turns into

a total bitch.

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Where's Cartman?

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He said he was gonna bring

money for us to buy a pumpkin.

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Yeah, I wonder why

he's being so nice.

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Here he comes.

- Hey, Cartman.

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Did you bring us

money from your mom?

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Yeah, right.

You guys can kiss my black ass.

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You said you could

get us money, Cartman.

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Man, you guys

are hella stupid.

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If I had money, I wouldn't

give it to you assholes.

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Well, at least

he's back to normal.

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Yeah, but we can't

get a pumpkin,

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so we can't enter

the carving contest.

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It's okay,

Kenny said he'd get one.

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Oh, how's Kenny

gonna get one?

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He's hella poor.

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Why do you keep saying

"hella," fat-ass?

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'Cause I'm hella cool,

that's why.

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That's not cool!

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You guys are

just hella jealous.

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♪♪

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- Good night, Stanley.

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We'll see you in the morning.

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Can you leave

the light on, Dad?

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Well, it has to be off,

or your Aunt Flo will complain

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about wasting electricity.

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I wish Aunt Flo didn't

have to visit now.

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Yeah, me too,

but she only visits your mom

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for five days or so.

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I'll be out sleeping

on the couch.

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[spooky music]

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♪♪

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♪♪

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[gasps]

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♪♪

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Where'd he go?

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♪♪

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[sighs]

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♪♪

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[thunder crackles]

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[indistinct]

Kenny!

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You share that blanket

with your brother!

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[knock on door]

- Who the hell could that be?

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Hi, there, folks.

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This is a heck of a storm

out now.

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Thought maybe you could use

some provisions.

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There's some candles

and food in there.

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It ain't much, but it should

get you through the night.

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Take care, folks, I've got

other houses to get to.

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Kenny, wasn't that

your fat, racist,

00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,349

foul-mouthed friend,

Eric Cartman?

00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,767

Uh-huh.

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Hey, where did the shirt go?

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I covered you with a shirt.

Where did it go?

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[whimpers]

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♪♪

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I'm not gonna look.

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It's not closer.

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I'm just seeing things.

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Ah!

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[screams]

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Mom! Mom!

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Stanley, settle down!

- Look!

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He's gonna kill me, Mom!

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Is there a problem?

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No problem, Aunt Flo.

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Do you not like

your goldfish?

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No!

- I'm sorry, I'm a bad aunt.

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There, there, Aunt Flo.

Stanley loves his goldfish.

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♪♪

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[screams]

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Stanley! What are you doing?

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The fish! But--

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Stanley,

I'm in no mood for this,

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not when your Aunt Flo

is in town.

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Oh, look,

you woke your sister up!

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Go to sleep, Stanley!

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[wind howling]

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Ah! Mom!

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All right, Stanley,

I have had enough...

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Oh, Stanley.

What have you done, baby?

00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,591

What have you done?

00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,301

Mom, I was just sleeping,

and the next thing I knew--

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Shh. It's okay, honey.

It's okay.

00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:09,471

I've got such a good boy.

00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,224

Mommy's little angel.

00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,684

Now, don't worry, Stanley.

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Mommy's going to hide the body.

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Nobody's going to take

my baby away.

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I've got such a handsome boy.

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Such a good boy.

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You're not gonna

get away with this.

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[thunder crackles]

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♪♪

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[Sharon grunting]

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Sharon!

- Ah!

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Aunt Flo,

what are you doing up?

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Look at you

with your little shovel.

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Just like when you were 12.

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Mom, what are you doing?

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Shh.

It's going to be okay, Stanley.

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Mom, you think

I killed that guy?

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It was the fish.

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He says I'm next.

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You get some sleep, baby.

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Mommy's taken care

of everything.

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But Mom!

- Shh.

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♪ Hush, little baby,

don't say a word ♪

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♪ Mommy's gonna buy you

a mockingbird ♪

00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,693

♪ If that mockingbird

don't sing ♪

00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,862

♪ Momma's gonna bury it

in the backyard ♪

00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,323

[rooster cries]

00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:10,782

[clock farts]

00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,415

Mom!

- What is it, honey?

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[gasps] My baby's killed again!

00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,294

No, Mom!

- What are we gonna do, baby?

00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:23,962

What are we gonna do?

00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,547

I've got such a handsome boy.

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Such a good boy.

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[Sharon grunting]

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It's about time, Kenny.

Did you bring the pumpkin?

00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,641

Uh-huh.

- Well, where is it?

00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,727

What the hell is that?

00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,562

[indistinct]

- It's all you could afford?

00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:41,980

Whoever heard of

a squash allowance, Kenny?

00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,273

That's hella stupid.

00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,025

Stop saying "hella," Cartman.

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How are we gonna win

the contest with a squash?

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Whoa, Stan,

you don't look so good.

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I haven't been sleeping

so well.

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[sighs]

God, I hate you, Kenny.

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I have to get another knife.

This one's hella dull.

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God, will you shut up?

00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,500

Kyle, you know

how some people

00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:03,210

are, like, murderers and stuff?

- Yeah?

00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,294

Do you think animals

can be murderers too?

00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,713

I don't know.

00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,007

Oh, great, he's got

that stupid beard on again.

00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,842

No, Kenny, you should cut

with the blade

00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,344

facing away from you,

you're gonna hurt yourself.

00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,512

There you go.

00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:14,972

Isn't this fun, you guys?

00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:17,015

Carving pumpkins for Halloween?

00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,393

♪ You guys

are my best friends ♪

00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:21,603

♪ Through thick and thin,

we've always been together ♪

00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,189

♪ We're four of a kind,

havin' fun all day ♪

00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,233

♪ Pallin' around

and laughin' away ♪

00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:28,026

♪ Just best friends ♪

00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,987

♪ Best friends are we ♪

00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:32,197

I love you guys.

00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,494

You seem tired, Stan.

00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,079

I haven't been sleeping well.

- Why?

00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,581

My pet goldfish killed

00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:42,165

another random person

last night.

00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,084

Oh, that sucks, dude.

- Hey, dudes.

00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,169

Man, it's hella cold out here.

- Cartman?

00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,921

Who'd you expect,

Maury Povich?

00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,631

God, you're hella lame.

- What are you doing?

00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,508

What do you mean,

what am I doing?

00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,010

I'm just standing here.

Jesus, mellow out, you guys.

00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:54,052

You can't be standing there,

Cartman.

00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,554

Why the hell not?

00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,472

- Because you're standing

over there!

00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,182

Ah! Son of a bitch!

00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:01,101

Wow, you don't see this

every day.

00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,811

I can't believe

what I'm seeing.

00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,521

It's like I'm looking

at a mirror.

00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,064

Dude, this is hella weird.

00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,275

[humming]

[doorbell dings]

00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,319

Oh, Officer Barbrady,

wh-what a surprise.

00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,154

What can I do for you?

00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,281

Well, there's been a report

of a few missing people.

00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,658

Is that so?

- Yeah, no biggie.

00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,785

But I was wondering

if you'd seen any of 'em.

00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,873

- I've never seen any of

those men, Officer Barbrady.

00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:24,583

- No, I didn't think so.

00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,418

Mind if I look around

the backyard, though?

00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:27,878

♪♪

00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,546

- Why would you want

to do that?

00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,548

- Well, I'm checking

everyone's backyards.

00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,258

Missing people usually turn up

hiding in someone's bushes.

00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,676

May I?

00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:39,097

♪♪

00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,475

[dog gruffing]

00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,018

Well, this all looks in or--

00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,227

[pan clunks]

Tennis, anyone?

00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,896

[bloodcurdling scream]

00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,357

Nobody's going to take

my baby away from me.

00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,358

Nobody!

00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,151

Okay, Ms. Marsh,

00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,236

I'm afraid I'm gonna have to

ask you a few questions.

00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,113

♪♪

00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,948

Hello there, children.

all: Hey, Chef.

00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:58,325

- All ready

for a Halloween lunch?

00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,369

Today I've got

spooky spaghetti.

00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,120

With freaky French fries.

00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,831

Uh, Chef?

- Or haunted hash browns.

00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,500

Chef--

- And a creepy cookie.

00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,918

And monstrous milk.

00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,711

Chef--

- And a terrifying napkin!

00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,005

Chef!

- What?

00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,799

- We have problems.

- What's the first problem?

00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,300

- Chef, I have a goldfish

that keeps killing people.

00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,344

- Oh.

Well, uh, don't worry, Stan.

00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,513

I'm sure it'll work out.

Now, what's the other problem?

00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,725

- Oh, no.

00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,894

Oh, dear God, no!

00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,562

And then I showed up

to the bus stop,

00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,189

and this son of a bitch

is standing there!

00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,941

I'm sorry.

I've caused so much trouble.

00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,609

This is all very strange

to me, too.

00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,194

Exactly what do you remember?

00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,154

Well, I was

just standing around,

00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,156

and Stan and Kyle were being

really mean as usual,

00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,783

and Kenny had just bought

a new car.

00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,535

Of course. That's it!

- What?

00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,203

Don't you see, children?

00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,163

This Cartman is from

an evil parallel universe

00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,290

where everything exists

as its opposite.

00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:48,875

He's my evil twin?

00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,460

But he doesn't even look

that much like me.

00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,295

He's all fat and stuff.

He's hella lying.

00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,839

Will you stop saying

that word?!

00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,382

Of course!

My pet goldfish must be

00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,883

from the evil opposite

universe, too.

00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,885

Children,

somewhere in South Park,

00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,888

something has created a door

to the evil parallel universe.

00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,515

This is amazing.

00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,599

I can't believe

how nice you are, Chef.

00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:05,934

How do you mean?

00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,018

In my world,

you're a skinny,

00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,187

white insurance salesman.

00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,984

Oh! Hello, boys.

00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,527

I'm Stan's Aunt Flo.

00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,778

Whoa!

What's wrong with your head?

00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,613

Why are you shaking like that?

00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,115

Dude, that's not cool,

she's got Parkinson's disease.

00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,658

Oh, sweet.

00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,410

[vibrating]

Check it out, you guys.

00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,995

You don't even have to put

a quarter in her.

00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,080

Cartman!

- Ooh, this is hella cool.

00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,832

Aunt Flo, where did you

get this goldfish?

00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,293

Oh, I got it

from the pet store, Stanley.

00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,836

Do you remember

what pet store?

00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,254

Let's see,

I believe it was called

00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,006

the Indian Burial Ground

Pet Store.

00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,924

Just outside of town.

- Where?

00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,635

I know I have the address

written down somewhere.

00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,554

Let me look.

- That's it, dude.

00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,222

We gotta take the spooky fish

back to that pet store.

00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,640

Who's we?

You got a turd in your pocket?

00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:46,808

I'm going home,

I'm hella hungry.

00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,226

I'll help you, Stan.

00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,853

Shut your goddamn mouth,

fat ass!

00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,480

Dude, are you sure

that fish is a murderer?

00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,939

It seemed like

a normal fish to me.

00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,483

Just help me take it back.

Come on.

00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,776

Did you find the address,

Aunt Flo?

00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,652

Aunt Flo!

- Oh, Stanley, no!

00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,529

Not Aunt Flo!

- It was the fish!

00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,198

Oh, what a good baby.

00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,950

What a good son I have.

00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,952

Now we'll never know

where that pet store is.

00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,454

There can't be that many

pet stores in South Park, dude.

00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,331

Aunt Flo isn't from

South Park.

00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,624

The pet store could be anywhere

between here and Denver.

00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:12,459

Well, we better get working.

00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:13,460

Cartmans, you go home

and call all the pet stores

00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:14,628

in the phone book.

00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,255

Can do!

- Screw you!

00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,550

It's all taken care of,

Stanley... oh!

00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,052

I've got such a good boy.

00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,845

Such a handsome boy!

00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,473

Come on,

we're running out of time.

00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:29,559

Hey, why is

the basement door locked?

00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,645

♪ Cracked corn

and I don't care ♪

00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,189

♪ Jimmy cracked corn

and I don't care! ♪

00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,317

♪ My master's gone away ♪

00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,658

♪ Jimmy cracked corn

and I don't care ♪

00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:47,410

don't see any pet stores

called Indian Burial Ground.

00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,621

Shut up, dude,

I'm trying to watch TV!

00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:53,667

And now back to the Terrance

and Phillip Halloween Special!

00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,877

[farts]

00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,088

That fart was absolutely

ghoulish, Terrance!

00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,548

[both laugh]

00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,466

[laughs]

Man, that's hella funny!

00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,093

What's so funny about that?

00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,803

No, Kitty,

this is my pot pie!

00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,055

[Kitty meows]

No, Kitty, that's a bad kitty!

00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,515

[singsongy]

Who's my kitty?

00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,016

Who's my Mr. Kitty?

00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,643

My fluffy ol' pal?

00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:15,313

Yes, that's a guy--

that's my Mr. Kitty.

00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,899

No, Kitty! Bad kitty!

00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,568

[laughs] You suck, dude.

00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,403

♪♪

00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,321

Stanley,

Kenny's mother is here.

00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,323

She's wondering

if you've seen Kenny.

00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,701

You saw him, didn't you?

00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,494

You saw my boy.

00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:30,745

Yeah, my goldfish--

- Yeah!

00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,330

Stan just got a new goldfish,

00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,540

and he wanted

to show it to Kenny,

00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:34,875

but Kenny never came over.

00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,751

My Kenny used to laugh

and play.

00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,588

He was eight years old,

just like you, my Kenny was.

00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,256

I know.

- You gotta tell me.

00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,507

What happened to him?

00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,384

You have to know something!

00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,344

Mrs. McCormick, I'm going to

have to ask you to leave.

00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,888

You've been drinking.

00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,931

That's right,

I'm a little drunk.

00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,642

You'd be drunk, too,

if you lost your boy.

00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,687

My Kenny used to sing

and dance!

00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,147

You guys,

I found the pet store!

00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,732

Come on, let's go!

00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,525

Mom, I know you think

I did all this,

00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,444

but I'm gonna prove to you

it was this fucking fish.

00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,571

I believe you, sweetheart.

00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,281

Run from him, boys.

Run and don't stop.

00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,706

Can I help you boys?

- I want to return a fish.

00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,416

Damn it!

- What?

00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,126

That's the ninth return

I've had this week.

00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,794

What's wrong with it?

Oh, let me guess.

00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,087

It killed a bunch

of people, right?

00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,631

Yeah, dude!

- Damn it!

00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,299

It's just like

all the other returns.

00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,802

[animals snarling demonically]

00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,848

Dude, why is

your store called

00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,141

the Indian Burial Ground

Pet Store?

00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,726

Well, there was an Indian

00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,811

burial ground here

before I bought it.

00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,897

So you just built your store

on top of Indian burial ground?

00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,607

Oh, hell no!

00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,984

First I dug up all the bodies,

pissed on 'em,

00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,153

and then buried them again

upside-down.

00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,405

Why?

- Why?

00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,449

I don't know.

I was drunk.

00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,368

We think that when

you did that,

00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,203

you opened up a doorway

to an evil parallel universe.

00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,288

Well, that certainly would

explain a lot.

00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,207

Like what?

- Well, like this.

00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,917

[vortex howling]

00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,336

I've been wondering

what the hell this was!

00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,632

Hello, Mr. Marsh.

00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,176

Top of the evening to you.

00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,390

Okay, bye, then.

00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,392

Sharon?

- Yes, hon?

00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:19,229

There's a policeman being

held prisoner in our basement.

00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,022

Yes, hon,

I had to restrain him

00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,816

so he wouldn't find the bodies

in the backyard

00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,943

and take our baby away.

00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,448

Why'd you take his pants off?

00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,661

Sh-Sharon?

00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,663

Why'd you take his pants off?

00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,332

Oh, Randy, I just don't know

what to do anymore.

00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,042

What is it?

- I just...

00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,253

I can't believe

that Aunt Flo is gone,

00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,839

that she won't be visiting me

ever again.

00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,258

Oh, well, don't think of it

as an end,

00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,051

think of it as a new beginning.

00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,845

Now, could you fill me in

on the dead bodies

00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,596

and captive policeman stuff

real quick?

00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,473

[spooky music]

00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,058

Look, pal,

this is very simple.

00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,810

All I want to do

is return this fish.

00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,770

I can't give you

your money back.

00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,522

I don't care, dude, I just

want this fish away from me!

00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,941

No, I won't take it back.

- Listen, friend.

00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,443

You can't sell people

pets like this.

00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,445

You have to have a sign

that says,

00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,864

"Warning: these fish are from

an evil parallel universe."

00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,574

Now, it's not our fault

you disrespected the bodies

00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,325

of this land's native people,

00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,578

but by golly, you're gonna

take this fish back.

00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,079

All right, you win.

00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,331

Wow, thanks, Evil Cartman!

00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,125

And sir,

can I make a suggestion?

00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,710

Move your store,

00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:24,919

and let these great people

of the Wampanoag

00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,504

rest in peace.

00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,214

You kick ass, Evil Cartman!

- Yeah!

00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,924

You know what I like best

about you?

00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,926

You don't say "hella"

like our Cartman does.

00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,511

I swear, if he says that one

more time, I'm gonna kill him.

00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,805

Now, Kyle,

murder is never an answer.

00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,059

What the...

00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,019

- He was here.

Cartman was just here.

00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,645

Who are you?

- We're looking for Cartman.

00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,314

The trail ended here.

00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,774

Where is he?

- I don't know who you mean.

00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,359

Maybe this will

jog your memory!

00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,445

No, stop! You don't know

what you're doing!

00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,654

Those pets are evil!

00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:55,033

[futuristic whooshing]

00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,117

I'm sure glad

that's over with.

00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,744

Now I can sleep at night.

00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:58,953

Hey, you guys,

we still have time to enter

00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,205

the pumpkin carving contest.

00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,664

Hey, yeah! I almost forgot.

00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,166

Come on!

I bet that, together,

00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,626

we can make

the best pumpkin ever!

00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,877

You know, Evil Cartman,

I like you

00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,629

a lot better than our Cartman.

00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,755

Yeah, you're cool,

and you don't say "hella."

00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,173

Oh, thanks, you guys.

00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,674

I certainly like you a lot more

00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,259

than in my evil

parallel universe.

00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,512

Ah! Ah!

00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,138

So where are we gonna find

a pumpkin to carve?

00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,556

Let's use Kenny's squash.

00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:19,933

Yeah, you know,

I never thought

00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,434

it was such a bad

little squash.

00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,061

It just needs

some tender loving care.

00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:26,356

[spooky music]

00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,899

Boo!

- Ah!

00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,068

Oh, man,

this movie is hella scary.

00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,028

Aha! There you are, Cartman.

00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,530

Nice costume, you guys.

00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,198

You spend about a buck fifty

on those?

00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,741

We're here to take you back,

Goody-Two-shoes.

00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,451

Oh? I've got a better idea.

00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,371

Why don't you two

go fuck yourselves?

00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,081

Hey, what's wrong with you,

Cartman?

00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,958

What's wrong with me?

Let's see.

00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,793

Um, I hate you guys.

00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:47,961

You're hella stupid.

00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,462

Come on, Mr. Wholesome.

00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:50,463

We're taking you back

to our universe.

00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,673

Don't touch me!

00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,757

What the hell's going on?

00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,259

Cartman never hits us.

00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,261

All right, just stand there,

Cartman.

00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,263

This gengratication gun will

send you back to our universe.

00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,931

Oh, wait, you guys are from

the evil parallel universe?

00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,183

Oh, it's about friggin' time

you showed up.

00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,309

You don't want me.

You want that impostor Cartman.

00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,435

Come on, I'll show you.

00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,525

- And the winner is...

00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,193

Squash-O'-Lantern!

00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,195

By Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski,

00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,490

and the evil Eric Cartman

from a parallel universe!

00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,534

We won, dude!

- Hooray!

00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,619

You boys win

the Halloween chocolate ball!

00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,621

Oh, no!

00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,665

Stan and Kyle have come

to take me back my world!

00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:26,875

I don't want to go back!

00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,001

Don't worry, Evil Cartman.

00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,961

You're staying with us.

00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,630

Now, zap his hella ass back

to your... hella universe!

00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,465

Stop saying "hella," Cartman!

00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,050

Thought you could get away

from us, huh, Cartman?

00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,677

Please!

- Leave him alone, butthole.

00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,220

Shut your trap, kid!

00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,430

Why don't you guys take

our Cartman back?

00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:41,806

He's more like you anyways.

00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:42,891

Hey,

you backstabbing sellout!

00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,100

It's time, Cartman.

00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,101

Prepare for gengratication.

00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,311

[gun whirring]

00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,770

Well, goodbye, you guys.

00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,230

It's been fun.

00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:53,985

[all screaming]

00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,448

Oh, what now?

00:19:58,573 --> 00:19:59,782

- It's the evil pets!

00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,951

[all screaming]

00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,578

The gengratication gun!

00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,871

Get to the stage!

00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,707

♪♪

00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,043

[man groaning]

00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,253

Oh, dear...

it really was Stan's fish

00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,797

that killed those people.

00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,132

Give me that gun, kid.

00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,550

Up yours, evil twin!

00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:20,637

No...

00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,597

Ah...

00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,265

All right, now you just gotta

send this bozo through,

00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,934

and the whole mess

will be over with.

00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,018

Sorry, Cartman.

We like Evil Cartman better.

00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,937

See ya.

- What?!

00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,688

- We can't deal with you saying

"hella" anymore, Cartman!

00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,023

You're going

to the other universe.

00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,943

[yells]

- Hey!

00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,115

Which one

is the good Cartman?

00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,867

[both] I am!

00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,452

Stop wasting time, Cartman--

we have to send

00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,496

one of you back

to the evil universe.

00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,081

Yeah, now, which one of you

is the Cartman we can't stand?

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both: He is!

00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,002

Time is running out.

You'll have to destroy us both.

00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,462

What?!

00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,172

It's the only way

you can be sure.

00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,882

We have to both go

for the good of the world.

00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,929

No! Screw you guys!

00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,764

How did you guys know?

00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,307

Our Cartman would never say

anything like that.

00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,643

[laughs]

You guys are hella stupid!

00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,311

I knew you would fall for that.

00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,313

Oh, no, dude!

- You tricked us, Cartman!

00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,690

That's right, I did!

00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,316

♪ You guys are hella stupid ♪

00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,943

♪ You guys are hella lame ♪

00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,319

♪ You guys are hella dumb ♪

00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,862

♪ Hella, hella, hella ♪

00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,531

Damn it!

00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,116

I'm sorry my wife held you

captive, Officer.

00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,742

She's been upset

'cause her Aunt Flo

00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:25,910

isn't gonna visit her anymore.

00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,954

Oh, I understand.

00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:31,374

I remember when my wife stopped

getting her monthly visitor.

00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,543

Uh, do you want

your pants back?

00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,754

No.

Just leave me with my dignity.

00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:40,258

Okay, people, move along,

nothing to see here!

00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,552

♪ You guys

are my best friends ♪

00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,846

♪ Through thick and thin,

we've always been together ♪

00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,181

♪ We're four of a kind,

havin' fun all day ♪

00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,475

♪ Pallin' around

and laughin' away ♪

00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,019

♪ Just best friends ♪

00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:54,063

♪ Best friends are we ♪

00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,482

I love you guys.