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Страшная рыбка
Spookyfish
Сезон: 02Серия: 15
Описание
Рыбка Стэна убивает людей. Вслед за рыбкой из злого параллельного мира появляется «злой» Картман, который куда лучше «доброго».
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- 00:00:06,716 --> 00:00:08,467 <i>- The following program is brought to you</i>
- 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,469 <i>in Spooky Vision-- be warned:</i>
- 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,471 <i>all scenes will be accompanied by pictures</i>
- 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:13,848 <i>of Barbra Streisand.</i>
- 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:19,854 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:19,979 --> 00:00:21,814 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,524 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:26,819 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,612 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:30,322 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:31,907 ♪ People spouting: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
- 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:33,409 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:34,910 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:40,207 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:42,626 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:01:19,622 --> 00:01:21,415 I wonder why Cartman wasn't in school today.
- 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,250 He probably just ditched to avoid that spelling test.
- 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,960 Hey, guys, how's it going?
- 00:01:25,086 --> 00:01:26,587 Oh, nice costume, dude.
- 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:28,547 Who are you supposed to be, Luke Perry?
- 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,257 Cartman, how come you weren't at school today?
- 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,384 Did you eat too many pork rinds last night?
- 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:34,553 You guys. You're so funny.
- 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:36,347 No matter how I'm feeling, I can always count
- 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:38,390 on you guys to lighten me up.
- 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:39,558 What?
- 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:41,060 I had to stay home today
- 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:42,686 because my mother wasn't feeling well.
- 00:01:42,812 --> 00:01:44,188 She has the flu, and I wanted to take care
- 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:47,358 of the house so she could stay in bed.
- 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:49,151 I just wanted to catch you guys to see if we were assigned
- 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,528 any homework tonight.
- 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,406 What the hell are you talking about, Cartman?
- 00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:56,033 Stop screwing around, dude-- we're all gonna go meet
- 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:57,743 at the store later to buy pumpkins to carve.
- 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,370 Oh, then we can enter the carving contest!
- 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:00,538 I'll run home and get money from Mother.
- 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:03,165 Do you guys need some, too?
- 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:08,587 Dude, this is creepy.
- 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,923 Stanley, look who's here. Aunt Flo.
- 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,508 Hello, Stanley. Remember me?
- 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,051 Hi, Aunt Flo.
- 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:15,386 Now, Stanley, Aunt Flo only visits
- 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:17,096 once a month-- be nice.
- 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,431 Say, Stanley, I brought you and Shelly presents.
- 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:21,267 Wow, really? Hey, I love Aunt Flo!
- 00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:22,351 Okay, Shelly.
- 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:23,394 This one's for you.
- 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:26,814 It's a television- CD player-
- 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:28,357 surround sound home theater.
- 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,401 Wow! - What do you say, Shelly?
- 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:33,112 Thank you, Aunt Flo.
- 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:35,197 Okay, Stanley. Your turn.
- 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,994 Your very own fish.
- 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:41,412 What do you say, Stanley?
- 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:43,831 I don't know.
- 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,626 I think he likes you. Come on, Shelly.
- 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,086 Let's hook up your home theater.
- 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:50,546 Okay...
- 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:51,964 How do you like your fish, Stanley?
- 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,382 I don't like it. It's spooky.
- 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,009 Oh, now, what's spooky
- 00:02:55,134 --> 00:02:56,510 about a cute little goldfish?
- 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:57,928 Go put him in your room.
- 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,471 - Do I have to? Yes, you do!
- 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:01,807 - Damn it! Language!
- 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,517 Where have you been, dude?
- 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:04,518 Dude, my mom's having her monthly visitor.
- 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:06,061 Aunt Flo?
- 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:07,438 Yeah, and every time she shows up,
- 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:08,439 my mom turns into a total bitch.
- 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:10,399 Where's Cartman?
- 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,026 He said he was gonna bring money for us to buy a pumpkin.
- 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:13,402 Yeah, I wonder why he's being so nice.
- 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,862 Here he comes. - Hey, Cartman.
- 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:16,614 Did you bring us money from your mom?
- 00:03:16,739 --> 00:03:18,449 Yeah, right. You guys can kiss my black ass.
- 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:20,075 You said you could get us money, Cartman.
- 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:21,827 Man, you guys are hella stupid.
- 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,246 If I had money, I wouldn't give it to you assholes.
- 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,873 Well, at least he's back to normal.
- 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:27,458 Yeah, but we can't get a pumpkin,
- 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:28,918 so we can't enter the carving contest.
- 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:30,294 It's okay, Kenny said he'd get one.
- 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:31,295 Oh, how's Kenny gonna get one?
- 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,838 He's hella poor.
- 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,465 Why do you keep saying "hella," fat-ass?
- 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:35,549 'Cause I'm hella cool, that's why.
- 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,051 That's not cool!
- 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:38,677 You guys are just hella jealous.
- 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,306 - Good night, Stanley.
- 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:43,807 We'll see you in the morning.
- 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:45,684 Can you leave the light on, Dad?
- 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:46,852 Well, it has to be off, or your Aunt Flo will complain
- 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,437 about wasting electricity.
- 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,147 I wish Aunt Flo didn't have to visit now.
- 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:51,482 Yeah, me too, but she only visits your mom
- 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:53,067 for five days or so.
- 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:54,818 I'll be out sleeping on the couch.
- 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,389 Where'd he go?
- 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:48,038 Kenny!
- 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:49,915 You share that blanket with your brother!
- 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,459 Who the hell could that be?
- 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:53,794 Hi, there, folks.
- 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,421 This is a heck of a storm out now.
- 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:57,298 Thought maybe you could use some provisions.
- 00:04:57,423 --> 00:04:59,216 There's some candles and food in there.
- 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:01,051 It ain't much, but it should get you through the night.
- 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,554 Take care, folks, I've got other houses to get to.
- 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:05,764 Kenny, wasn't that your fat, racist,
- 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,349 foul-mouthed friend, Eric Cartman?
- 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,767 Uh-huh.
- 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,233 Hey, where did the shirt go?
- 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,611 I covered you with a shirt. Where did it go?
- 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,206 I'm not gonna look.
- 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:34,793 It's not closer.
- 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,128 I'm just seeing things.
- 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,090 Ah!
- 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,802 Mom! Mom!
- 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:46,430 Stanley, settle down! - Look!
- 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:47,806 He's gonna kill me, Mom!
- 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:48,974 Is there a problem?
- 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,434 No problem, Aunt Flo.
- 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,144 Do you not like your goldfish?
- 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,646 No! - I'm sorry, I'm a bad aunt.
- 00:05:54,772 --> 00:05:58,984 There, there, Aunt Flo. Stanley loves his goldfish.
- 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:26,178 Stanley! What are you doing?
- 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:29,014 The fish! But--
- 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,516 Stanley, I'm in no mood for this,
- 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:32,393 not when your Aunt Flo is in town.
- 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:34,603 Oh, look, you woke your sister up!
- 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:38,899 Go to sleep, Stanley!
- 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,708 Ah! Mom!
- 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:59,420 All right, Stanley, I have had enough...
- 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:02,631 Oh, Stanley. What have you done, baby?
- 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,591 What have you done?
- 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,301 Mom, I was just sleeping, and the next thing I knew--
- 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:08,095 Shh. It's okay, honey. It's okay.
- 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:09,471 I've got such a good boy.
- 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,224 Mommy's little angel.
- 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,684 Now, don't worry, Stanley.
- 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,269 Mommy's going to hide the body.
- 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:17,479 Nobody's going to take my baby away.
- 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,648 I've got such a handsome boy.
- 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,109 Such a good boy.
- 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,194 You're not gonna get away with this.
- 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,961 Sharon! - Ah!
- 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,504 Aunt Flo, what are you doing up?
- 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,214 Look at you with your little shovel.
- 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:45,966 Just like when you were 12.
- 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:47,551 Mom, what are you doing?
- 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,344 Shh. It's going to be okay, Stanley.
- 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:50,429 Mom, you think I killed that guy?
- 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:51,430 It was the fish.
- 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:53,765 He says I'm next.
- 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,225 You get some sleep, baby.
- 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,518 Mommy's taken care of everything.
- 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,270 But Mom! - Shh.
- 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,314 ♪ Hush, little baby, don't say a word ♪
- 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,691 ♪ Mommy's gonna buy you a mockingbird ♪
- 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,693 ♪ If that mockingbird don't sing ♪
- 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,862 ♪ Momma's gonna bury it in the backyard ♪
- 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,415 Mom! - What is it, honey?
- 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,292 My baby's killed again!
- 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,294 No, Mom! - What are we gonna do, baby?
- 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:23,962 What are we gonna do?
- 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,547 I've got such a handsome boy.
- 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,841 Such a good boy.
- 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,931 It's about time, Kenny. Did you bring the pumpkin?
- 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,641 Uh-huh. - Well, where is it?
- 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,727 What the hell is that?
- 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,562 It's all you could afford?
- 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:41,980 Whoever heard of a squash allowance, Kenny?
- 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,273 That's hella stupid.
- 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,025 Stop saying "hella," Cartman.
- 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,568 How are we gonna win the contest with a squash?
- 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,570 Whoa, Stan, you don't look so good.
- 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,614 I haven't been sleeping so well.
- 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:56,328 God, I hate you, Kenny.
- 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,497 I have to get another knife. This one's hella dull.
- 00:08:58,622 --> 00:08:59,873 God, will you shut up?
- 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,500 Kyle, you know how some people
- 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:03,210 are, like, murderers and stuff? - Yeah?
- 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,294 Do you think animals can be murderers too?
- 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,713 I don't know.
- 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,007 Oh, great, he's got that stupid beard on again.
- 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,842 No, Kenny, you should cut with the blade
- 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,344 facing away from you, you're gonna hurt yourself.
- 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,512 There you go.
- 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:14,972 Isn't this fun, you guys?
- 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:17,015 Carving pumpkins for Halloween?
- 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,393 ♪ You guys are my best friends ♪
- 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:21,603 ♪ Through thick and thin, we've always been together ♪
- 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,189 ♪ We're four of a kind, havin' fun all day ♪
- 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,233 ♪ Pallin' around and laughin' away ♪
- 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:28,026 ♪ Just best friends ♪
- 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,987 ♪ Best friends are we ♪
- 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:32,197 I love you guys.
- 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,494 You seem tired, Stan.
- 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,079 I haven't been sleeping well. - Why?
- 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,581 My pet goldfish killed
- 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:42,165 another random person last night.
- 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,084 Oh, that sucks, dude. - Hey, dudes.
- 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,169 Man, it's hella cold out here. - Cartman?
- 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,921 Who'd you expect, Maury Povich?
- 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,631 God, you're hella lame. - What are you doing?
- 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,508 What do you mean, what am I doing?
- 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,010 I'm just standing here. Jesus, mellow out, you guys.
- 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:54,052 You can't be standing there, Cartman.
- 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,554 Why the hell not?
- 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,472 - Because you're standing over there!
- 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,182 Ah! Son of a bitch!
- 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:01,101 Wow, you don't see this every day.
- 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,811 I can't believe what I'm seeing.
- 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,521 It's like I'm looking at a mirror.
- 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,064 Dude, this is hella weird.
- 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,319 Oh, Officer Barbrady, wh-what a surprise.
- 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,154 What can I do for you?
- 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,281 Well, there's been a report of a few missing people.
- 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,658 Is that so? - Yeah, no biggie.
- 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,785 But I was wondering if you'd seen any of 'em.
- 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,873 - I've never seen any of those men, Officer Barbrady.
- 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:24,583 - No, I didn't think so.
- 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,418 Mind if I look around the backyard, though?
- 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,546 - Why would you want to do that?
- 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,548 - Well, I'm checking everyone's backyards.
- 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,258 Missing people usually turn up hiding in someone's bushes.
- 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,676 May I?
- 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,018 Well, this all looks in or--
- 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,227 Tennis, anyone?
- 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,357 Nobody's going to take my baby away from me.
- 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,358 Nobody!
- 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,151 Okay, Ms. Marsh,
- 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,236 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you a few questions.
- 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,948 - Hello there, children. - Hey, Chef.
- 00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:58,325 - All ready for a Halloween lunch?
- 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,369 Today I've got spooky spaghetti.
- 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,120 With freaky French fries.
- 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,831 Uh, Chef? - Or haunted hash browns.
- 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,500 Chef-- - And a creepy cookie.
- 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,918 And monstrous milk.
- 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,711 Chef-- - And a terrifying napkin!
- 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,005 Chef! - What?
- 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,799 - We have problems. - What's the first problem?
- 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,300 - Chef, I have a goldfish that keeps killing people.
- 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,344 - Oh. Well, uh, don't worry, Stan.
- 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,513 I'm sure it'll work out. Now, what's the other problem?
- 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,725 - Oh, no.
- 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,894 Oh, dear God, no!
- 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,562 And then I showed up to the bus stop,
- 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,189 and this son of a bitch is standing there!
- 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,941 I'm sorry. I've caused so much trouble.
- 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,609 This is all very strange to me, too.
- 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,194 Exactly what do you remember?
- 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,154 Well, I was just standing around,
- 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,156 and Stan and Kyle were being really mean as usual,
- 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,783 and Kenny had just bought a new car.
- 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,535 Of course. That's it! - What?
- 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,203 Don't you see, children?
- 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,163 This Cartman is from an evil parallel universe
- 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,290 where everything exists as its opposite.
- 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:48,875 He's my evil twin?
- 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,460 But he doesn't even look that much like me.
- 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,295 He's all fat and stuff. He's hella lying.
- 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,839 Will you stop saying that word?!
- 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,382 Of course! My pet goldfish must be
- 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,883 from the evil opposite universe, too.
- 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,885 Children, somewhere in South Park,
- 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,888 something has created a door to the evil parallel universe.
- 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,515 This is amazing.
- 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,599 I can't believe how nice you are, Chef.
- 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:05,934 How do you mean?
- 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,018 In my world, you're a skinny,
- 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,187 white insurance salesman.
- 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,984 Oh! Hello, boys.
- 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,527 I'm Stan's Aunt Flo.
- 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,778 Whoa! What's wrong with your head?
- 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,613 Why are you shaking like that?
- 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,115 Dude, that's not cool, she's got Parkinson's disease.
- 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,658 Oh, sweet.
- 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,410 Check it out, you guys.
- 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,995 You don't even have to put a quarter in her.
- 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,080 Cartman! - Ooh, this is hella cool.
- 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,832 Aunt Flo, where did you get this goldfish?
- 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,293 Oh, I got it from the pet store, Stanley.
- 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,836 Do you remember what pet store?
- 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,254 Let's see, I believe it was called
- 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,006 the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store.
- 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,924 Just outside of town. - Where?
- 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,635 I know I have the address written down somewhere.
- 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,554 Let me look. - That's it, dude.
- 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,222 We gotta take the spooky fish back to that pet store.
- 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,640 Who's we? You got a turd in your pocket?
- 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:46,808 I'm going home, I'm hella hungry.
- 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,226 I'll help you, Stan.
- 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,853 Shut your goddamn mouth, fat ass!
- 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,480 Dude, are you sure that fish is a murderer?
- 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,939 It seemed like a normal fish to me.
- 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,483 Just help me take it back. Come on.
- 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,776 Did you find the address, Aunt Flo?
- 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,652 Aunt Flo! - Oh, Stanley, no!
- 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,529 Not Aunt Flo! - It was the fish!
- 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,198 Oh, what a good baby.
- 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,950 What a good son I have.
- 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,952 Now we'll never know where that pet store is.
- 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,454 There can't be that many pet stores in South Park, dude.
- 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,331 Aunt Flo isn't from South Park.
- 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,624 The pet store could be anywhere between here and Denver.
- 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:12,459 Well, we better get working.
- 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:13,460 Cartmans, you go home and call all the pet stores
- 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:14,628 in the phone book.
- 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,255 Can do! - Screw you!
- 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,550 It's all taken care of, Stanley... oh!
- 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,052 I've got such a good boy.
- 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,845 Such a handsome boy!
- 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,473 Come on, we're running out of time.
- 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:29,559 Hey, why is the basement door locked?
- 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,645 ♪ Cracked corn and I don't care ♪
- 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,189 ♪ Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care! ♪
- 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,317 ♪ My master's gone away ♪
- 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,658 ♪ Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care ♪
- 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:47,410 don't see any pet stores called Indian Burial Ground.
- 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,621 Shut up, dude, I'm trying to watch TV!
- 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:53,667 <i>And now back to the Terrance and Phillip Halloween Special!</i>
- 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,088 <i>That fart was absolutely ghoulish, Terrance!</i>
- 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,466 Man, that's hella funny!
- 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,093 What's so funny about that?
- 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,803 No, Kitty, this is my pot pie!
- 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,055 No, Kitty, that's a bad kitty!
- 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,515 Who's my kitty?
- 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,016 Who's my Mr. Kitty?
- 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,643 My fluffy ol' pal?
- 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:15,313 Yes, that's a guy-- that's my Mr. Kitty.
- 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,899 No, Kitty! Bad kitty!
- 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,568 You suck, dude.
- 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,321 Stanley, Kenny's mother is here.
- 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,323 She's wondering if you've seen Kenny.
- 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,701 You saw him, didn't you?
- 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,494 You saw my boy.
- 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:30,745 Yeah, my goldfish-- - Yeah!
- 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,330 Stan just got a new goldfish,
- 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,540 and he wanted to show it to Kenny,
- 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:34,875 but Kenny never came over.
- 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,751 My Kenny used to laugh and play.
- 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,588 He was eight years old, just like you, my Kenny was.
- 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,256 I know. - You gotta tell me.
- 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,507 What happened to him?
- 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,384 You have to know something!
- 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,344 Mrs. McCormick, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
- 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,888 You've been drinking.
- 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,931 That's right, I'm a little drunk.
- 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,642 You'd be drunk, too, if you lost your boy.
- 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,687 My Kenny used to sing and dance!
- 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,147 You guys, I found the pet store!
- 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,732 Come on, let's go!
- 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,525 Mom, I know you think I did all this,
- 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,444 but I'm gonna prove to you it was this fucking fish.
- 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,571 I believe you, sweetheart.
- 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,281 Run from him, boys. Run and don't stop.
- 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,706 Can I help you boys? - I want to return a fish.
- 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,416 Damn it! - What?
- 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,126 That's the ninth return I've had this week.
- 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,794 What's wrong with it? Oh, let me guess.
- 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,087 It killed a bunch of people, right?
- 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,631 Yeah, dude! - Damn it!
- 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,299 It's just like all the other returns.
- 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,848 Dude, why is your store called
- 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,141 the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store?
- 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,726 Well, there was an Indian
- 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,811 burial ground here before I bought it.
- 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,897 So you just built your store on top of Indian burial ground?
- 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,607 Oh, hell no!
- 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,984 First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on 'em,
- 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,153 and then buried them again upside-down.
- 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,405 Why? - Why?
- 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,449 I don't know. I was drunk.
- 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,368 We think that when you did that,
- 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,203 you opened up a doorway to an evil parallel universe.
- 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,288 Well, that certainly would explain a lot.
- 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,207 Like what? - Well, like this.
- 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,336 I've been wondering what the hell this was!
- 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,632 Hello, Mr. Marsh.
- 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,176 Top of the evening to you.
- 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,390 Okay, bye, then.
- 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,392 Sharon? - Yes, hon?
- 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:19,229 There's a policeman being held prisoner in our basement.
- 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,022 Yes, hon, I had to restrain him
- 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,816 so he wouldn't find the bodies in the backyard
- 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,943 and take our baby away.
- 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,448 Why'd you take his pants off?
- 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,661 Sh-Sharon?
- 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,663 Why'd you take his pants off?
- 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,332 Oh, Randy, I just don't know what to do anymore.
- 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,042 What is it? - I just...
- 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,253 I can't believe that Aunt Flo is gone,
- 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,839 that she won't be visiting me ever again.
- 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,258 Oh, well, don't think of it as an end,
- 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,051 think of it as a new beginning.
- 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,845 Now, could you fill me in on the dead bodies
- 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,596 and captive policeman stuff real quick?
- 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,058 Look, pal, this is very simple.
- 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,810 All I want to do is return this fish.
- 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,770 I can't give you your money back.
- 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,522 I don't care, dude, I just want this fish away from me!
- 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,941 No, I won't take it back. - Listen, friend.
- 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,443 You can't sell people pets like this.
- 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,445 You have to have a sign that says,
- 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,864 "Warning: these fish are from an evil parallel universe."
- 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,574 Now, it's not our fault you disrespected the bodies
- 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,325 of this land's native people,
- 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,578 but by golly, you're gonna take this fish back.
- 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,079 All right, you win.
- 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,331 Wow, thanks, Evil Cartman!
- 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,125 And sir, can I make a suggestion?
- 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,710 Move your store,
- 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:24,919 and let these great people of the Wampanoag
- 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,504 rest in peace.
- 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,214 You kick ass, Evil Cartman! - Yeah!
- 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,924 You know what I like best about you?
- 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,926 You don't say "hella" like our Cartman does.
- 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,511 I swear, if he says that one more time, I'm gonna kill him.
- 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,805 Now, Kyle, murder is never an answer.
- 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,059 What the...
- 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,019 - He was here. Cartman was just here.
- 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,645 Who are you? - We're looking for Cartman.
- 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,314 The trail ended here.
- 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,774 Where is he? - I don't know who you mean.
- 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,359 Maybe this will jog your memory!
- 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,445 No, stop! You don't know what you're doing!
- 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,654 Those pets are evil!
- 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,117 I'm sure glad that's over with.
- 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,744 Now I can sleep at night.
- 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:58,953 Hey, you guys, we still have time to enter
- 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,205 the pumpkin carving contest.
- 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,664 Hey, yeah! I almost forgot.
- 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,166 Come on! I bet that, together,
- 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,626 we can make the best pumpkin ever!
- 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,877 You know, Evil Cartman, I like you
- 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,629 a lot better than our Cartman.
- 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,755 Yeah, you're cool, and you don't say "hella."
- 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,173 Oh, thanks, you guys.
- 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,674 I certainly like you a lot more
- 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,259 than in my evil parallel universe.
- 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,512 Ah! Ah!
- 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,138 So where are we gonna find a pumpkin to carve?
- 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,556 Let's use Kenny's squash.
- 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:19,933 Yeah, you know, I never thought
- 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,434 it was such a bad little squash.
- 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,061 It just needs some tender loving care.
- 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,899 <i>Boo! - Ah!</i>
- 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,068 Oh, man, this movie is hella scary.
- 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,028 Aha! There you are, Cartman.
- 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,530 Nice costume, you guys.
- 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,198 You spend about a buck fifty on those?
- 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,741 We're here to take you back, Goody-Two-shoes.
- 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,451 Oh? I've got a better idea.
- 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,371 Why don't you two go fuck yourselves?
- 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,081 Hey, what's wrong with you, Cartman?
- 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,958 What's wrong with me? Let's see.
- 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,793 Um, I hate you guys.
- 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:47,961 You're hella stupid.
- 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,462 Come on, Mr. Wholesome.
- 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:50,463 We're taking you back to our universe.
- 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,673 Don't touch me!
- 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,757 What the hell's going on?
- 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,259 Cartman never hits us.
- 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,261 All right, just stand there, Cartman.
- 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,263 This gengratication gun will send you back to our universe.
- 00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,931 Oh, wait, you guys are from the evil parallel universe?
- 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,183 Oh, it's about friggin' time you showed up.
- 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,309 You don't want me. You want that impostor Cartman.
- 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,435 Come on, I'll show you.
- 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,525 - And the winner is...
- 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,193 Squash-O'-Lantern!
- 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,195 By Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski,
- 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,490 and the evil Eric Cartman from a parallel universe!
- 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,534 We won, dude! - Hooray!
- 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,619 You boys win the Halloween chocolate ball!
- 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,621 Oh, no!
- 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,665 Stan and Kyle have come to take me back my world!
- 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:26,875 I don't want to go back!
- 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,001 Don't worry, Evil Cartman.
- 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,961 You're staying with us.
- 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,630 Now, zap his hella ass back to your... hella universe!
- 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,465 Stop saying "hella," Cartman!
- 00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,050 Thought you could get away from us, huh, Cartman?
- 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,677 Please! - Leave him alone, butthole.
- 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,220 Shut your trap, kid!
- 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,430 Why don't you guys take our Cartman back?
- 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:41,806 He's more like you anyways.
- 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:42,891 Hey, you backstabbing sellout!
- 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,100 It's time, Cartman.
- 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,101 Prepare for gengratication.
- 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,770 Well, goodbye, you guys.
- 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,230 It's been fun.
- 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,448 Oh, what now?
- 00:19:58,573 --> 00:19:59,782 - It's the evil pets!
- 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,578 The gengratication gun!
- 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,871 Get to the stage!
- 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,253 Oh, dear... it really was Stan's fish
- 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,797 that killed those people.
- 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,132 Give me that gun, kid.
- 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,550 Up yours, evil twin!
- 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:20,637 No...
- 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,597 Ah...
- 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,265 All right, now you just gotta send this bozo through,
- 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,934 and the whole mess will be over with.
- 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,018 Sorry, Cartman. We like Evil Cartman better.
- 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,937 See ya. - What?!
- 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,688 - We can't deal with you saying "hella" anymore, Cartman!
- 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,023 You're going to the other universe.
- 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,943 Hey!
- 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,115 Which one is the good Cartman?
- 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,867 I am!
- 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,452 Stop wasting time, Cartman-- we have to send
- 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,496 one of you back to the evil universe.
- 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,081 Yeah, now, which one of you is the Cartman we can't stand?
- 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:49,207 He is!
- 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,002 Time is running out. You'll have to destroy us both.
- 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,462 What?!
- 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,172 It's the only way you can be sure.
- 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,882 We have to both go for the good of the world.
- 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,929 No! Screw you guys!
- 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,764 How did you guys know?
- 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,307 Our Cartman would never say anything like that.
- 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,643 You guys are hella stupid!
- 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,311 I knew you would fall for that.
- 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,313 Oh, no, dude! - You tricked us, Cartman!
- 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,690 That's right, I did!
- 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,316 ♪ You guys are hella stupid ♪
- 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,943 ♪ You guys are hella lame ♪
- 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,319 ♪ You guys are hella dumb ♪
- 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,862 ♪ Hella, hella, hella ♪
- 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,531 Damn it!
- 00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,116 I'm sorry my wife held you captive, Officer.
- 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,742 She's been upset 'cause her Aunt Flo
- 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:25,910 isn't gonna visit her anymore.
- 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,954 Oh, I understand.
- 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:31,374 I remember when my wife stopped getting her monthly visitor.
- 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,543 Uh, do you want your pants back?
- 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,754 No. Just leave me with my dignity.
- 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:40,258 Okay, people, move along, nothing to see here!
- 00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,552 <i>♪ You guys are my best friends ♪</i>
- 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,846 <i>♪ Through thick and thin, we've always been together ♪</i>
- 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,181 <i>♪ We're four of a kind, havin' fun all day ♪</i>
- 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,475 <i>♪ Pallin' around and laughin' away ♪</i>
- 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,019 <i>♪ Just best friends ♪</i>
- 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:54,063 <i>♪ Best friends are we ♪</i>
- 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,482 <i>I love you guys.</i>
- 00:00:06,716 --> 00:00:08,467 <i>- The following program is brought to you</i>
- 00:00:08,592 --> 00:00:10,469 <i>in Spooky Vision-- be warned:</i>
- 00:00:10,594 --> 00:00:12,471 <i>all scenes will be accompanied by pictures</i>
- 00:00:12,596 --> 00:00:13,848 <i>of Barbra Streisand.</i>
- 00:00:13,973 --> 00:00:15,599 <i>[screams]</i>
- 00:00:15,725 --> 00:00:16,767 <i>[twangy music]</i>
- 00:00:16,892 --> 00:00:18,477 <i>[bloodcurdling scream]</i>
- 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:19,854 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:19,979 --> 00:00:21,814 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
- 00:00:21,939 --> 00:00:23,524 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
- 00:00:23,649 --> 00:00:25,443 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
- 00:00:25,568 --> 00:00:26,819 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,612 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
- 00:00:28,738 --> 00:00:30,322 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
- 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:31,907 ♪ People spouting: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪
- 00:00:32,033 --> 00:00:33,409 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
- 00:00:33,534 --> 00:00:34,910 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
- 00:00:35,036 --> 00:00:38,706 [singing indistinctly]
- 00:00:38,831 --> 00:00:40,207 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
- 00:00:40,332 --> 00:00:42,626 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
- 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:45,629 [ship rumbling]
- 00:00:45,755 --> 00:00:48,632 <i>[spooky music]</i>
- 00:00:48,758 --> 00:00:55,765 ♪♪
- 00:01:00,770 --> 00:01:03,773 [ship humming]
- 00:01:07,860 --> 00:01:09,862 [hatch whooshes]
- 00:01:11,864 --> 00:01:15,284 [alien shrieking]
- 00:01:17,203 --> 00:01:19,497 [guts squish] [engine hisses]
- 00:01:19,622 --> 00:01:21,415 I wonder why Cartman wasn't in school today.
- 00:01:21,540 --> 00:01:23,250 He probably just ditched to avoid that spelling test.
- 00:01:23,375 --> 00:01:24,960 Hey, guys, how's it going?
- 00:01:25,086 --> 00:01:26,587 [laughter] Oh, nice costume, dude.
- 00:01:26,712 --> 00:01:28,547 Who are you supposed to be, Luke Perry?
- 00:01:28,672 --> 00:01:30,257 Cartman, how come you weren't at school today?
- 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:32,384 Did you eat too many pork rinds last night?
- 00:01:32,510 --> 00:01:34,553 You guys. You're so funny.
- 00:01:34,678 --> 00:01:36,347 No matter how I'm feeling, I can always count
- 00:01:36,472 --> 00:01:38,390 on you guys to lighten me up.
- 00:01:38,516 --> 00:01:39,558 What?
- 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:41,060 I had to stay home today
- 00:01:41,185 --> 00:01:42,686 because my mother wasn't feeling well.
- 00:01:42,812 --> 00:01:44,188 She has the flu, and I wanted to take care
- 00:01:44,313 --> 00:01:47,358 of the house so she could stay in bed.
- 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:49,151 I just wanted to catch you guys to see if we were assigned
- 00:01:49,276 --> 00:01:50,528 any homework tonight.
- 00:01:50,653 --> 00:01:52,488 <i>[spooky music]</i>
- 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,406 What the hell are you talking about, Cartman?
- 00:01:54,532 --> 00:01:56,033 Stop screwing around, dude-- we're all gonna go meet
- 00:01:56,158 --> 00:01:57,743 at the store later to buy pumpkins to carve.
- 00:01:57,868 --> 00:01:59,370 Oh, then we can enter the carving contest!
- 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:00,538 I'll run home and get money from Mother.
- 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:03,165 Do you guys need some, too?
- 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:05,584 ♪♪
- 00:02:05,709 --> 00:02:08,587 Dude, this is creepy.
- 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,923 Stanley, look who's here. Aunt Flo.
- 00:02:11,048 --> 00:02:12,508 Hello, Stanley. Remember me?
- 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:14,051 Hi, Aunt Flo.
- 00:02:14,176 --> 00:02:15,386 Now, Stanley, Aunt Flo only visits
- 00:02:15,511 --> 00:02:17,096 once a month-- be nice.
- 00:02:17,221 --> 00:02:19,431 Say, Stanley, I brought you and Shelly presents.
- 00:02:19,557 --> 00:02:21,267 Wow, really? Hey, I love Aunt Flo!
- 00:02:21,392 --> 00:02:22,351 Okay, Shelly.
- 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:23,394 This one's for you.
- 00:02:23,519 --> 00:02:25,604 [grunting]
- 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:26,814 It's a television- CD player-
- 00:02:26,939 --> 00:02:28,357 surround sound home theater.
- 00:02:28,482 --> 00:02:30,401 Wow! - What do you say, Shelly?
- 00:02:30,526 --> 00:02:33,112 Thank you, Aunt Flo.
- 00:02:33,237 --> 00:02:35,197 Okay, Stanley. Your turn.
- 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:39,994 Your very own fish.
- 00:02:40,119 --> 00:02:41,412 What do you say, Stanley?
- 00:02:41,537 --> 00:02:43,831 I don't know.
- 00:02:46,041 --> 00:02:47,626 I think he likes you. Come on, Shelly.
- 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:49,086 Let's hook up your home theater.
- 00:02:49,211 --> 00:02:50,546 Okay...
- 00:02:50,671 --> 00:02:51,964 How do you like your fish, Stanley?
- 00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,382 I don't like it. It's spooky.
- 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,009 Oh, now, what's spooky
- 00:02:55,134 --> 00:02:56,510 about a cute little goldfish?
- 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:57,928 Go put him in your room.
- 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,471 - Do I have to? Yes, you do!
- 00:02:59,597 --> 00:03:01,807 - Damn it! Language!
- 00:03:01,932 --> 00:03:03,517 Where have you been, dude?
- 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:04,518 Dude, my mom's having her monthly visitor.
- 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:06,061 Aunt Flo?
- 00:03:06,187 --> 00:03:07,438 Yeah, and every time she shows up,
- 00:03:07,563 --> 00:03:08,439 my mom turns into a total bitch.
- 00:03:08,564 --> 00:03:10,399 Where's Cartman?
- 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,026 He said he was gonna bring money for us to buy a pumpkin.
- 00:03:12,151 --> 00:03:13,402 Yeah, I wonder why he's being so nice.
- 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:14,862 Here he comes. - Hey, Cartman.
- 00:03:14,987 --> 00:03:16,614 Did you bring us money from your mom?
- 00:03:16,739 --> 00:03:18,449 Yeah, right. You guys can kiss my black ass.
- 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:20,075 You said you could get us money, Cartman.
- 00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:21,827 Man, you guys are hella stupid.
- 00:03:21,952 --> 00:03:24,246 If I had money, I wouldn't give it to you assholes.
- 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:25,873 Well, at least he's back to normal.
- 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:27,458 Yeah, but we can't get a pumpkin,
- 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:28,918 so we can't enter the carving contest.
- 00:03:29,043 --> 00:03:30,294 It's okay, Kenny said he'd get one.
- 00:03:30,419 --> 00:03:31,295 Oh, how's Kenny gonna get one?
- 00:03:31,420 --> 00:03:32,838 He's hella poor.
- 00:03:32,963 --> 00:03:34,465 Why do you keep saying "hella," fat-ass?
- 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:35,549 'Cause I'm hella cool, that's why.
- 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,051 That's not cool!
- 00:03:37,176 --> 00:03:38,677 You guys are just hella jealous.
- 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:41,055 ♪♪
- 00:03:41,180 --> 00:03:42,306 - Good night, Stanley.
- 00:03:42,431 --> 00:03:43,807 We'll see you in the morning.
- 00:03:43,933 --> 00:03:45,684 Can you leave the light on, Dad?
- 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:46,852 Well, it has to be off, or your Aunt Flo will complain
- 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:48,437 about wasting electricity.
- 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,147 I wish Aunt Flo didn't have to visit now.
- 00:03:50,272 --> 00:03:51,482 Yeah, me too, but she only visits your mom
- 00:03:51,607 --> 00:03:53,067 for five days or so.
- 00:03:53,192 --> 00:03:54,818 I'll be out sleeping on the couch.
- 00:03:56,987 --> 00:03:59,865 <i>[spooky music]</i>
- 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:05,037 ♪♪
- 00:04:10,209 --> 00:04:14,672 ♪♪
- 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:20,261 [gasps]
- 00:04:20,386 --> 00:04:22,304 ♪♪
- 00:04:22,429 --> 00:04:23,389 Where'd he go?
- 00:04:23,514 --> 00:04:28,769 ♪♪
- 00:04:28,894 --> 00:04:30,354 [sighs]
- 00:04:30,479 --> 00:04:36,986 ♪♪
- 00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:41,949 [thunder crackles]
- 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:48,038 [indistinct] Kenny!
- 00:04:48,163 --> 00:04:49,915 You share that blanket with your brother!
- 00:04:50,040 --> 00:04:52,459 [knock on door] - Who the hell could that be?
- 00:04:52,584 --> 00:04:53,794 Hi, there, folks.
- 00:04:53,919 --> 00:04:55,421 This is a heck of a storm out now.
- 00:04:55,546 --> 00:04:57,298 Thought maybe you could use some provisions.
- 00:04:57,423 --> 00:04:59,216 There's some candles and food in there.
- 00:04:59,341 --> 00:05:01,051 It ain't much, but it should get you through the night.
- 00:05:01,176 --> 00:05:03,554 Take care, folks, I've got other houses to get to.
- 00:05:03,679 --> 00:05:05,764 Kenny, wasn't that your fat, racist,
- 00:05:05,889 --> 00:05:07,349 foul-mouthed friend, Eric Cartman?
- 00:05:07,474 --> 00:05:08,767 Uh-huh.
- 00:05:14,815 --> 00:05:16,233 Hey, where did the shirt go?
- 00:05:17,943 --> 00:05:19,611 I covered you with a shirt. Where did it go?
- 00:05:22,740 --> 00:05:24,783 [whimpers]
- 00:05:24,908 --> 00:05:29,079 ♪♪
- 00:05:29,204 --> 00:05:31,206 I'm not gonna look.
- 00:05:33,709 --> 00:05:34,793 It's not closer.
- 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:36,128 I'm just seeing things.
- 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:40,090 Ah!
- 00:05:40,215 --> 00:05:41,967 [screams]
- 00:05:42,092 --> 00:05:43,802 Mom! Mom!
- 00:05:43,927 --> 00:05:46,430 Stanley, settle down! - Look!
- 00:05:46,555 --> 00:05:47,806 He's gonna kill me, Mom!
- 00:05:47,931 --> 00:05:48,974 Is there a problem?
- 00:05:49,099 --> 00:05:50,434 No problem, Aunt Flo.
- 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,144 Do you not like your goldfish?
- 00:05:52,269 --> 00:05:54,646 No! - I'm sorry, I'm a bad aunt.
- 00:05:54,772 --> 00:05:58,984 There, there, Aunt Flo. Stanley loves his goldfish.
- 00:05:59,109 --> 00:06:03,113 ♪♪
- 00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:23,801 [screams]
- 00:06:23,926 --> 00:06:26,178 Stanley! What are you doing?
- 00:06:26,303 --> 00:06:29,014 The fish! But--
- 00:06:29,139 --> 00:06:30,516 Stanley, I'm in no mood for this,
- 00:06:30,641 --> 00:06:32,393 not when your Aunt Flo is in town.
- 00:06:32,518 --> 00:06:34,603 Oh, look, you woke your sister up!
- 00:06:37,523 --> 00:06:38,899 Go to sleep, Stanley!
- 00:06:42,236 --> 00:06:44,279 [wind howling]
- 00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:56,708 Ah! Mom!
- 00:06:56,834 --> 00:06:59,420 All right, Stanley, I have had enough...
- 00:07:01,505 --> 00:07:02,631 Oh, Stanley. What have you done, baby?
- 00:07:02,756 --> 00:07:04,591 What have you done?
- 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,301 Mom, I was just sleeping, and the next thing I knew--
- 00:07:06,427 --> 00:07:08,095 Shh. It's okay, honey. It's okay.
- 00:07:08,220 --> 00:07:09,471 I've got such a good boy.
- 00:07:09,596 --> 00:07:12,224 Mommy's little angel.
- 00:07:12,349 --> 00:07:13,684 Now, don't worry, Stanley.
- 00:07:13,809 --> 00:07:15,269 Mommy's going to hide the body.
- 00:07:15,394 --> 00:07:17,479 Nobody's going to take my baby away.
- 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,648 I've got such a handsome boy.
- 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:22,109 Such a good boy.
- 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:24,194 You're not gonna get away with this.
- 00:07:30,242 --> 00:07:31,660 [thunder crackles]
- 00:07:31,785 --> 00:07:33,495 ♪♪
- 00:07:33,620 --> 00:07:36,623 [Sharon grunting]
- 00:07:39,626 --> 00:07:40,961 Sharon! - Ah!
- 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,504 Aunt Flo, what are you doing up?
- 00:07:42,629 --> 00:07:44,214 Look at you with your little shovel.
- 00:07:44,339 --> 00:07:45,966 Just like when you were 12.
- 00:07:46,091 --> 00:07:47,551 Mom, what are you doing?
- 00:07:47,676 --> 00:07:49,344 Shh. It's going to be okay, Stanley.
- 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:50,429 Mom, you think I killed that guy?
- 00:07:50,554 --> 00:07:51,430 It was the fish.
- 00:07:51,555 --> 00:07:53,765 He says I'm next.
- 00:07:53,891 --> 00:07:55,225 You get some sleep, baby.
- 00:07:55,350 --> 00:07:56,518 Mommy's taken care of everything.
- 00:07:56,643 --> 00:07:58,270 But Mom! - Shh.
- 00:07:58,395 --> 00:08:00,314 ♪ Hush, little baby, don't say a word ♪
- 00:08:00,439 --> 00:08:02,691 ♪ Mommy's gonna buy you a mockingbird ♪
- 00:08:02,816 --> 00:08:04,693 ♪ If that mockingbird don't sing ♪
- 00:08:04,818 --> 00:08:06,862 ♪ Momma's gonna bury it in the backyard ♪
- 00:08:06,987 --> 00:08:09,323 [rooster cries]
- 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:10,782 [clock farts]
- 00:08:15,954 --> 00:08:18,415 Mom! - What is it, honey?
- 00:08:18,540 --> 00:08:20,292 [gasps] My baby's killed again!
- 00:08:20,417 --> 00:08:22,294 No, Mom! - What are we gonna do, baby?
- 00:08:22,419 --> 00:08:23,962 What are we gonna do?
- 00:08:24,087 --> 00:08:25,547 I've got such a handsome boy.
- 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:27,841 Such a good boy.
- 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:29,968 [Sharon grunting]
- 00:08:32,095 --> 00:08:33,931 It's about time, Kenny. Did you bring the pumpkin?
- 00:08:34,056 --> 00:08:35,641 Uh-huh. - Well, where is it?
- 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,727 What the hell is that?
- 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,562 [indistinct] - It's all you could afford?
- 00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:41,980 Whoever heard of a squash allowance, Kenny?
- 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,273 That's hella stupid.
- 00:08:43,398 --> 00:08:45,025 Stop saying "hella," Cartman.
- 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:46,568 How are we gonna win the contest with a squash?
- 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,570 Whoa, Stan, you don't look so good.
- 00:08:48,695 --> 00:08:50,614 I haven't been sleeping so well.
- 00:08:53,909 --> 00:08:56,328 [sighs] God, I hate you, Kenny.
- 00:08:56,453 --> 00:08:58,497 I have to get another knife. This one's hella dull.
- 00:08:58,622 --> 00:08:59,873 God, will you shut up?
- 00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,500 Kyle, you know how some people
- 00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:03,210 are, like, murderers and stuff? - Yeah?
- 00:09:03,335 --> 00:09:04,294 Do you think animals can be murderers too?
- 00:09:04,419 --> 00:09:06,713 I don't know.
- 00:09:06,838 --> 00:09:09,007 Oh, great, he's got that stupid beard on again.
- 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,842 No, Kenny, you should cut with the blade
- 00:09:10,968 --> 00:09:12,344 facing away from you, you're gonna hurt yourself.
- 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:13,512 There you go.
- 00:09:13,637 --> 00:09:14,972 Isn't this fun, you guys?
- 00:09:15,097 --> 00:09:17,015 Carving pumpkins for Halloween?
- 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,393 ♪ You guys are my best friends ♪
- 00:09:19,518 --> 00:09:21,603 ♪ Through thick and thin, we've always been together ♪
- 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,189 ♪ We're four of a kind, havin' fun all day ♪
- 00:09:24,314 --> 00:09:26,233 ♪ Pallin' around and laughin' away ♪
- 00:09:26,358 --> 00:09:28,026 ♪ Just best friends ♪
- 00:09:28,151 --> 00:09:29,987 ♪ Best friends are we ♪
- 00:09:30,112 --> 00:09:32,197 I love you guys.
- 00:09:36,034 --> 00:09:37,494 You seem tired, Stan.
- 00:09:37,619 --> 00:09:39,079 I haven't been sleeping well. - Why?
- 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:40,581 My pet goldfish killed
- 00:09:40,706 --> 00:09:42,165 another random person last night.
- 00:09:42,291 --> 00:09:44,084 Oh, that sucks, dude. - Hey, dudes.
- 00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,169 Man, it's hella cold out here. - Cartman?
- 00:09:46,295 --> 00:09:47,921 Who'd you expect, Maury Povich?
- 00:09:48,046 --> 00:09:49,631 God, you're hella lame. - What are you doing?
- 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:51,508 What do you mean, what am I doing?
- 00:09:51,633 --> 00:09:53,010 I'm just standing here. Jesus, mellow out, you guys.
- 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:54,052 You can't be standing there, Cartman.
- 00:09:54,177 --> 00:09:55,554 Why the hell not?
- 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,472 - Because you're standing over there!
- 00:09:57,598 --> 00:09:59,182 Ah! Son of a bitch!
- 00:09:59,308 --> 00:10:01,101 Wow, you don't see this every day.
- 00:10:01,226 --> 00:10:02,811 I can't believe what I'm seeing.
- 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:04,521 It's like I'm looking at a mirror.
- 00:10:04,646 --> 00:10:06,064 Dude, this is hella weird.
- 00:10:06,189 --> 00:10:08,275 [humming] [doorbell dings]
- 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,319 Oh, Officer Barbrady, wh-what a surprise.
- 00:10:10,444 --> 00:10:12,154 What can I do for you?
- 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:14,281 Well, there's been a report of a few missing people.
- 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:16,658 Is that so? - Yeah, no biggie.
- 00:10:16,783 --> 00:10:18,785 But I was wondering if you'd seen any of 'em.
- 00:10:20,704 --> 00:10:22,873 - I've never seen any of those men, Officer Barbrady.
- 00:10:22,998 --> 00:10:24,583 - No, I didn't think so.
- 00:10:24,708 --> 00:10:26,418 Mind if I look around the backyard, though?
- 00:10:26,543 --> 00:10:27,878 ♪♪
- 00:10:28,003 --> 00:10:29,546 - Why would you want to do that?
- 00:10:29,671 --> 00:10:31,548 - Well, I'm checking everyone's backyards.
- 00:10:31,673 --> 00:10:33,258 Missing people usually turn up hiding in someone's bushes.
- 00:10:33,383 --> 00:10:34,676 May I?
- 00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:39,097 ♪♪
- 00:10:39,222 --> 00:10:41,475 [dog gruffing]
- 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:43,018 Well, this all looks in or--
- 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,227 [pan clunks] Tennis, anyone?
- 00:10:44,353 --> 00:10:45,896 <i>[bloodcurdling scream]</i>
- 00:10:46,021 --> 00:10:48,357 Nobody's going to take my baby away from me.
- 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,358 Nobody!
- 00:10:49,483 --> 00:10:51,151 Okay, Ms. Marsh,
- 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,236 I'm afraid I'm gonna have to ask you a few questions.
- 00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,113 ♪♪
- 00:10:55,238 --> 00:10:56,948 Hello there, children. all: Hey, Chef.
- 00:10:57,074 --> 00:10:58,325 - All ready for a Halloween lunch?
- 00:10:58,450 --> 00:11:00,369 Today I've got spooky spaghetti.
- 00:11:00,494 --> 00:11:02,120 With freaky French fries.
- 00:11:02,245 --> 00:11:04,831 Uh, Chef? - Or haunted hash browns.
- 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,500 Chef-- - And a creepy cookie.
- 00:11:06,625 --> 00:11:07,918 And monstrous milk.
- 00:11:08,043 --> 00:11:09,711 Chef-- - And a terrifying napkin!
- 00:11:09,836 --> 00:11:12,005 Chef! - What?
- 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,799 - We have problems. - What's the first problem?
- 00:11:13,924 --> 00:11:15,300 - Chef, I have a goldfish that keeps killing people.
- 00:11:15,425 --> 00:11:17,344 - Oh. Well, uh, don't worry, Stan.
- 00:11:17,469 --> 00:11:19,513 I'm sure it'll work out. Now, what's the other problem?
- 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:23,725 - Oh, no.
- 00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,894 Oh, dear God, no!
- 00:11:26,019 --> 00:11:27,562 And then I showed up to the bus stop,
- 00:11:27,688 --> 00:11:29,189 and this son of a bitch is standing there!
- 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:30,941 I'm sorry. I've caused so much trouble.
- 00:11:31,066 --> 00:11:32,609 This is all very strange to me, too.
- 00:11:32,734 --> 00:11:34,194 Exactly what do you remember?
- 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,154 Well, I was just standing around,
- 00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:38,156 and Stan and Kyle were being really mean as usual,
- 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:39,783 and Kenny had just bought a new car.
- 00:11:39,908 --> 00:11:41,535 Of course. That's it! - What?
- 00:11:41,660 --> 00:11:43,203 Don't you see, children?
- 00:11:43,328 --> 00:11:45,163 This Cartman is from an evil parallel universe
- 00:11:45,288 --> 00:11:47,290 where everything exists as its opposite.
- 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:48,875 He's my evil twin?
- 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,460 But he doesn't even look that much like me.
- 00:11:50,585 --> 00:11:52,295 He's all fat and stuff. He's hella lying.
- 00:11:52,421 --> 00:11:53,839 Will you stop saying that word?!
- 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,382 Of course! My pet goldfish must be
- 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:56,883 from the evil opposite universe, too.
- 00:11:57,008 --> 00:11:58,885 Children, somewhere in South Park,
- 00:11:59,010 --> 00:12:01,888 something has created a door to the evil parallel universe.
- 00:12:02,013 --> 00:12:03,515 This is amazing.
- 00:12:03,640 --> 00:12:04,599 I can't believe how nice you are, Chef.
- 00:12:04,725 --> 00:12:05,934 How do you mean?
- 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:07,018 In my world, you're a skinny,
- 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:09,187 white insurance salesman.
- 00:12:11,940 --> 00:12:13,984 Oh! Hello, boys.
- 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:15,527 I'm Stan's Aunt Flo.
- 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:16,778 Whoa! What's wrong with your head?
- 00:12:16,903 --> 00:12:18,613 Why are you shaking like that?
- 00:12:18,739 --> 00:12:20,115 Dude, that's not cool, she's got Parkinson's disease.
- 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,658 Oh, sweet.
- 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,410 [vibrating] Check it out, you guys.
- 00:12:23,535 --> 00:12:24,995 You don't even have to put a quarter in her.
- 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:27,080 Cartman! - Ooh, this is hella cool.
- 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,832 Aunt Flo, where did you get this goldfish?
- 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,293 Oh, I got it from the pet store, Stanley.
- 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:32,836 Do you remember what pet store?
- 00:12:32,961 --> 00:12:34,254 Let's see, I believe it was called
- 00:12:34,379 --> 00:12:36,006 the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store.
- 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,924 Just outside of town. - Where?
- 00:12:38,049 --> 00:12:40,635 I know I have the address written down somewhere.
- 00:12:40,761 --> 00:12:42,554 Let me look. - That's it, dude.
- 00:12:42,679 --> 00:12:44,222 We gotta take the spooky fish back to that pet store.
- 00:12:44,347 --> 00:12:45,640 Who's we? You got a turd in your pocket?
- 00:12:45,766 --> 00:12:46,808 I'm going home, I'm hella hungry.
- 00:12:46,933 --> 00:12:48,226 I'll help you, Stan.
- 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:49,853 Shut your goddamn mouth, fat ass!
- 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:51,480 Dude, are you sure that fish is a murderer?
- 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:52,939 It seemed like a normal fish to me.
- 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,483 Just help me take it back. Come on.
- 00:12:54,608 --> 00:12:55,776 Did you find the address, Aunt Flo?
- 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,652 Aunt Flo! - Oh, Stanley, no!
- 00:12:57,778 --> 00:12:59,529 Not Aunt Flo! - It was the fish!
- 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,198 Oh, what a good baby.
- 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,950 What a good son I have.
- 00:13:04,075 --> 00:13:05,952 Now we'll never know where that pet store is.
- 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,454 There can't be that many pet stores in South Park, dude.
- 00:13:07,579 --> 00:13:09,331 Aunt Flo isn't from South Park.
- 00:13:09,456 --> 00:13:10,624 The pet store could be anywhere between here and Denver.
- 00:13:10,749 --> 00:13:12,459 Well, we better get working.
- 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:13,460 Cartmans, you go home and call all the pet stores
- 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:14,628 in the phone book.
- 00:13:14,753 --> 00:13:17,255 Can do! - Screw you!
- 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,550 It's all taken care of, Stanley... oh!
- 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:22,052 I've got such a good boy.
- 00:13:22,177 --> 00:13:23,845 Such a handsome boy!
- 00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:26,473 Come on, we're running out of time.
- 00:13:26,598 --> 00:13:29,559 Hey, why is the basement door locked?
- 00:13:29,684 --> 00:13:31,645 ♪ Cracked corn and I don't care ♪
- 00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:34,189 ♪ Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care! ♪
- 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,317 ♪ My master's gone away ♪
- 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:44,658 ♪ Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care ♪
- 00:13:44,783 --> 00:13:47,410 don't see any pet stores called Indian Burial Ground.
- 00:13:47,536 --> 00:13:49,621 Shut up, dude, I'm trying to watch TV!
- 00:13:49,746 --> 00:13:53,667 <i>And now back to the Terrance and Phillip Halloween Special!</i>
- 00:13:53,792 --> 00:13:55,877 <i>[farts]</i>
- 00:13:56,002 --> 00:13:58,088 <i>That fart was absolutely ghoulish, Terrance!</i>
- 00:13:58,213 --> 00:13:59,548 <i>[both laugh]</i>
- 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:01,466 [laughs] Man, that's hella funny!
- 00:14:01,591 --> 00:14:03,093 What's so funny about that?
- 00:14:03,218 --> 00:14:04,803 No, Kitty, this is my pot pie!
- 00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,055 [Kitty meows] No, Kitty, that's a bad kitty!
- 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:08,515 [singsongy] Who's my kitty?
- 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:10,016 Who's my Mr. Kitty?
- 00:14:10,141 --> 00:14:11,643 My fluffy ol' pal?
- 00:14:11,768 --> 00:14:15,313 Yes, that's a guy-- that's my Mr. Kitty.
- 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,899 No, Kitty! Bad kitty!
- 00:14:18,024 --> 00:14:19,568 [laughs] You suck, dude.
- 00:14:19,693 --> 00:14:21,403 ♪♪
- 00:14:21,528 --> 00:14:23,321 Stanley, Kenny's mother is here.
- 00:14:23,446 --> 00:14:25,323 She's wondering if you've seen Kenny.
- 00:14:25,448 --> 00:14:27,701 You saw him, didn't you?
- 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,494 You saw my boy.
- 00:14:29,619 --> 00:14:30,745 Yeah, my goldfish-- - Yeah!
- 00:14:30,871 --> 00:14:32,330 Stan just got a new goldfish,
- 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:33,540 and he wanted to show it to Kenny,
- 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:34,875 but Kenny never came over.
- 00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,751 My Kenny used to laugh and play.
- 00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:39,588 He was eight years old, just like you, my Kenny was.
- 00:14:39,713 --> 00:14:41,256 I know. - You gotta tell me.
- 00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:42,507 What happened to him?
- 00:14:42,632 --> 00:14:44,384 You have to know something!
- 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,344 Mrs. McCormick, I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
- 00:14:46,469 --> 00:14:47,888 You've been drinking.
- 00:14:48,013 --> 00:14:49,931 That's right, I'm a little drunk.
- 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,642 You'd be drunk, too, if you lost your boy.
- 00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,687 My Kenny used to sing and dance!
- 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:57,147 You guys, I found the pet store!
- 00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:58,732 Come on, let's go!
- 00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,525 Mom, I know you think I did all this,
- 00:15:00,650 --> 00:15:02,444 but I'm gonna prove to you it was this fucking fish.
- 00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:04,571 I believe you, sweetheart.
- 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,281 Run from him, boys. Run and don't stop.
- 00:15:12,287 --> 00:15:14,706 Can I help you boys? - I want to return a fish.
- 00:15:14,831 --> 00:15:16,416 Damn it! - What?
- 00:15:16,541 --> 00:15:18,126 That's the ninth return I've had this week.
- 00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,794 What's wrong with it? Oh, let me guess.
- 00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:21,087 It killed a bunch of people, right?
- 00:15:21,212 --> 00:15:22,631 Yeah, dude! - Damn it!
- 00:15:22,756 --> 00:15:24,299 It's just like all the other returns.
- 00:15:24,424 --> 00:15:27,802 [animals snarling demonically]
- 00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:31,848 Dude, why is your store called
- 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:33,141 the Indian Burial Ground Pet Store?
- 00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:34,726 Well, there was an Indian
- 00:15:34,851 --> 00:15:36,811 burial ground here before I bought it.
- 00:15:36,937 --> 00:15:38,897 So you just built your store on top of Indian burial ground?
- 00:15:39,022 --> 00:15:40,607 Oh, hell no!
- 00:15:40,732 --> 00:15:42,984 First I dug up all the bodies, pissed on 'em,
- 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,153 and then buried them again upside-down.
- 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:47,405 Why? - Why?
- 00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:49,449 I don't know. I was drunk.
- 00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,368 We think that when you did that,
- 00:15:51,493 --> 00:15:53,203 you opened up a doorway to an evil parallel universe.
- 00:15:53,328 --> 00:15:55,288 Well, that certainly would explain a lot.
- 00:15:55,413 --> 00:15:57,207 Like what? - Well, like this.
- 00:15:57,332 --> 00:15:58,917 [vortex howling]
- 00:15:59,042 --> 00:16:01,336 I've been wondering what the hell this was!
- 00:16:04,339 --> 00:16:05,632 Hello, Mr. Marsh.
- 00:16:05,757 --> 00:16:08,176 Top of the evening to you.
- 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:13,390 Okay, bye, then.
- 00:16:13,515 --> 00:16:15,392 Sharon? - Yes, hon?
- 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:19,229 There's a policeman being held prisoner in our basement.
- 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,022 Yes, hon, I had to restrain him
- 00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,816 so he wouldn't find the bodies in the backyard
- 00:16:22,941 --> 00:16:24,943 and take our baby away.
- 00:16:28,113 --> 00:16:30,448 Why'd you take his pants off?
- 00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,661 Sh-Sharon?
- 00:16:34,786 --> 00:16:36,663 Why'd you take his pants off?
- 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,332 Oh, Randy, I just don't know what to do anymore.
- 00:16:39,457 --> 00:16:41,042 What is it? - I just...
- 00:16:41,167 --> 00:16:43,253 I can't believe that Aunt Flo is gone,
- 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,839 that she won't be visiting me ever again.
- 00:16:45,964 --> 00:16:48,258 Oh, well, don't think of it as an end,
- 00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:50,051 think of it as a new beginning.
- 00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,845 Now, could you fill me in on the dead bodies
- 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:53,596 and captive policeman stuff real quick?
- 00:16:53,722 --> 00:16:55,473 <i>[spooky music]</i>
- 00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:57,058 Look, pal, this is very simple.
- 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:58,810 All I want to do is return this fish.
- 00:16:58,935 --> 00:17:00,770 I can't give you your money back.
- 00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,522 I don't care, dude, I just want this fish away from me!
- 00:17:02,647 --> 00:17:04,941 No, I won't take it back. - Listen, friend.
- 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:06,443 You can't sell people pets like this.
- 00:17:06,568 --> 00:17:08,445 You have to have a sign that says,
- 00:17:08,570 --> 00:17:10,864 "Warning: these fish are from an evil parallel universe."
- 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,574 Now, it's not our fault you disrespected the bodies
- 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,325 of this land's native people,
- 00:17:14,451 --> 00:17:16,578 but by golly, you're gonna take this fish back.
- 00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:18,079 All right, you win.
- 00:17:18,204 --> 00:17:20,331 Wow, thanks, Evil Cartman!
- 00:17:20,457 --> 00:17:22,125 And sir, can I make a suggestion?
- 00:17:22,250 --> 00:17:23,710 Move your store,
- 00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:24,919 and let these great people of the Wampanoag
- 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,504 rest in peace.
- 00:17:26,629 --> 00:17:28,214 You kick ass, Evil Cartman! - Yeah!
- 00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:29,924 You know what I like best about you?
- 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:31,926 You don't say "hella" like our Cartman does.
- 00:17:32,052 --> 00:17:33,511 I swear, if he says that one more time, I'm gonna kill him.
- 00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,805 Now, Kyle, murder is never an answer.
- 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,059 What the...
- 00:17:39,184 --> 00:17:41,019 - He was here. Cartman was just here.
- 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:42,645 Who are you? - We're looking for Cartman.
- 00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,314 The trail ended here.
- 00:17:44,439 --> 00:17:45,774 Where is he? - I don't know who you mean.
- 00:17:45,899 --> 00:17:48,359 Maybe this will jog your memory!
- 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:50,445 No, stop! You don't know what you're doing!
- 00:17:50,570 --> 00:17:51,654 Those pets are evil!
- 00:17:51,780 --> 00:17:55,033 <i>[futuristic whooshing]</i>
- 00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,117 I'm sure glad that's over with.
- 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:57,744 Now I can sleep at night.
- 00:17:57,869 --> 00:17:58,953 Hey, you guys, we still have time to enter
- 00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:00,205 the pumpkin carving contest.
- 00:18:00,330 --> 00:18:01,664 Hey, yeah! I almost forgot.
- 00:18:01,790 --> 00:18:03,166 Come on! I bet that, together,
- 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,626 we can make the best pumpkin ever!
- 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:05,877 You know, Evil Cartman, I like you
- 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,629 a lot better than our Cartman.
- 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:08,755 Yeah, you're cool, and you don't say "hella."
- 00:18:08,880 --> 00:18:10,173 Oh, thanks, you guys.
- 00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,674 I certainly like you a lot more
- 00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:13,259 than in my evil parallel universe.
- 00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,512 Ah! Ah!
- 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:17,138 So where are we gonna find a pumpkin to carve?
- 00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:18,556 Let's use Kenny's squash.
- 00:18:18,681 --> 00:18:19,933 Yeah, you know, I never thought
- 00:18:20,058 --> 00:18:21,434 it was such a bad little squash.
- 00:18:21,559 --> 00:18:23,061 It just needs some tender loving care.
- 00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:26,356 <i>[spooky music]</i>
- 00:18:26,481 --> 00:18:27,899 <i>Boo! - Ah!</i>
- 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:30,068 Oh, man, this movie is hella scary.
- 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,028 Aha! There you are, Cartman.
- 00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:33,530 Nice costume, you guys.
- 00:18:33,655 --> 00:18:35,198 You spend about a buck fifty on those?
- 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:36,741 We're here to take you back, Goody-Two-shoes.
- 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:38,451 Oh? I've got a better idea.
- 00:18:38,576 --> 00:18:41,371 Why don't you two go fuck yourselves?
- 00:18:41,496 --> 00:18:43,081 Hey, what's wrong with you, Cartman?
- 00:18:43,206 --> 00:18:44,958 What's wrong with me? Let's see.
- 00:18:45,083 --> 00:18:46,793 Um, I hate you guys.
- 00:18:46,918 --> 00:18:47,961 You're hella stupid.
- 00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,462 Come on, Mr. Wholesome.
- 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:50,463 We're taking you back to our universe.
- 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:51,673 Don't touch me!
- 00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:52,757 What the hell's going on?
- 00:18:52,882 --> 00:18:54,259 Cartman never hits us.
- 00:18:54,384 --> 00:18:56,261 All right, just stand there, Cartman.
- 00:18:56,386 --> 00:18:58,263 This gengratication gun will send you back to our universe.
- 00:18:58,388 --> 00:18:59,931 Oh, wait, you guys are from the evil parallel universe?
- 00:19:00,056 --> 00:19:02,183 Oh, it's about friggin' time you showed up.
- 00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:03,309 You don't want me. You want that impostor Cartman.
- 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:04,435 Come on, I'll show you.
- 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:10,525 - And the winner is...
- 00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,193 Squash-O'-Lantern!
- 00:19:12,318 --> 00:19:14,195 By Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski,
- 00:19:14,320 --> 00:19:17,490 and the evil Eric Cartman from a parallel universe!
- 00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:19,534 We won, dude! - Hooray!
- 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,619 You boys win the Halloween chocolate ball!
- 00:19:21,744 --> 00:19:23,621 Oh, no!
- 00:19:23,746 --> 00:19:25,665 Stan and Kyle have come to take me back my world!
- 00:19:25,790 --> 00:19:26,875 I don't want to go back!
- 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:28,001 Don't worry, Evil Cartman.
- 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,961 You're staying with us.
- 00:19:30,086 --> 00:19:32,630 Now, zap his hella ass back to your... hella universe!
- 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:34,465 Stop saying "hella," Cartman!
- 00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,050 Thought you could get away from us, huh, Cartman?
- 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,677 Please! - Leave him alone, butthole.
- 00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:39,220 Shut your trap, kid!
- 00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:40,430 Why don't you guys take our Cartman back?
- 00:19:40,555 --> 00:19:41,806 He's more like you anyways.
- 00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:42,891 Hey, you backstabbing sellout!
- 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,100 It's time, Cartman.
- 00:19:44,225 --> 00:19:45,101 Prepare for gengratication.
- 00:19:45,226 --> 00:19:46,311 [gun whirring]
- 00:19:46,436 --> 00:19:47,770 Well, goodbye, you guys.
- 00:19:47,896 --> 00:19:49,230 It's been fun.
- 00:19:50,982 --> 00:19:53,985 [all screaming]
- 00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,448 Oh, what now?
- 00:19:58,573 --> 00:19:59,782 - It's the evil pets!
- 00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:01,951 [all screaming]
- 00:20:02,076 --> 00:20:03,578 The gengratication gun!
- 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:04,871 Get to the stage!
- 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,707 ♪♪
- 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,043 [man groaning]
- 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,253 Oh, dear... it really was Stan's fish
- 00:20:12,378 --> 00:20:14,797 that killed those people.
- 00:20:14,923 --> 00:20:16,132 Give me that gun, kid.
- 00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:17,550 Up yours, evil twin!
- 00:20:17,675 --> 00:20:20,637 No...
- 00:20:20,762 --> 00:20:22,597 Ah...
- 00:20:22,722 --> 00:20:24,265 All right, now you just gotta send this bozo through,
- 00:20:24,390 --> 00:20:25,934 and the whole mess will be over with.
- 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:27,018 Sorry, Cartman. We like Evil Cartman better.
- 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:28,937 See ya. - What?!
- 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,688 - We can't deal with you saying "hella" anymore, Cartman!
- 00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:32,023 You're going to the other universe.
- 00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,943 [yells] - Hey!
- 00:20:40,031 --> 00:20:41,115 Which one is the good Cartman?
- 00:20:41,241 --> 00:20:42,867 [both] I am!
- 00:20:42,992 --> 00:20:44,452 Stop wasting time, Cartman-- we have to send
- 00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:46,496 one of you back to the evil universe.
- 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,081 Yeah, now, which one of you is the Cartman we can't stand?
- 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:49,207 both: He is!
- 00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:53,002 Time is running out. You'll have to destroy us both.
- 00:20:53,127 --> 00:20:54,462 What?!
- 00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,172 It's the only way you can be sure.
- 00:20:56,297 --> 00:20:57,882 We have to both go for the good of the world.
- 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:02,929 No! Screw you guys!
- 00:21:03,054 --> 00:21:04,764 How did you guys know?
- 00:21:04,889 --> 00:21:06,307 Our Cartman would never say anything like that.
- 00:21:06,432 --> 00:21:08,643 [laughs] You guys are hella stupid!
- 00:21:08,768 --> 00:21:10,311 I knew you would fall for that.
- 00:21:10,436 --> 00:21:12,313 Oh, no, dude! - You tricked us, Cartman!
- 00:21:12,438 --> 00:21:13,690 That's right, I did!
- 00:21:13,815 --> 00:21:15,316 ♪ You guys are hella stupid ♪
- 00:21:15,441 --> 00:21:16,943 ♪ You guys are hella lame ♪
- 00:21:17,068 --> 00:21:18,319 ♪ You guys are hella dumb ♪
- 00:21:18,444 --> 00:21:19,862 ♪ Hella, hella, hella ♪
- 00:21:19,988 --> 00:21:21,531 Damn it!
- 00:21:21,656 --> 00:21:23,116 I'm sorry my wife held you captive, Officer.
- 00:21:23,241 --> 00:21:24,742 She's been upset 'cause her Aunt Flo
- 00:21:24,867 --> 00:21:25,910 isn't gonna visit her anymore.
- 00:21:26,035 --> 00:21:27,954 Oh, I understand.
- 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:31,374 I remember when my wife stopped getting her monthly visitor.
- 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,543 Uh, do you want your pants back?
- 00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,754 No. Just leave me with my dignity.
- 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:40,258 Okay, people, move along, nothing to see here!
- 00:21:40,383 --> 00:21:42,552 <i>♪ You guys are my best friends ♪</i>
- 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:44,846 <i>♪ Through thick and thin, we've always been together ♪</i>
- 00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:47,181 <i>♪ We're four of a kind, havin' fun all day ♪</i>
- 00:21:47,307 --> 00:21:49,475 <i>♪ Pallin' around and laughin' away ♪</i>
- 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,019 <i>♪ Just best friends ♪</i>
- 00:21:51,144 --> 00:21:54,063 <i>♪ Best friends are we ♪</i>
- 00:21:54,188 --> 00:21:56,482 <i>I love you guys.</i>
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