Домики для игр — Друзья строят два конкурирующих домика для игр, а Биби Стивенс влюбляется в Кайла. Родители Стэна расходятся.

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Домики для игр

Clubhouses

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Описание

Друзья строят два конкурирующих домика для игр, а Биби Стивенс влюбляется в Кайла. Родители Стэна расходятся.

Субтитры

00:00:02,378 --> 00:00:04,213 Wow, what a great episode.
00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,923 And what great timing.
00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:07,216 Our Western Idaho bacon casserole is ready.
00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:10,094 Now, that looks baconlicious.
00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:11,387 Now all we have to do is dish it out
00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,764 and garnish with a side of bacon.
00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:17,643 Oh, Macon, feels left out. He needs some bacon.
00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:18,936 All right.
00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:21,564 Who loves bacon? Who loves bacon?
00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:22,982 Who loves bacon?
00:00:23,107 --> 00:00:24,483 Who loves bacon?
00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:25,901 Who loves bacon?
00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:28,320 Who loves bacon? Yeah.
00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:32,450 Now, we can't let all this bacon grease go to waste.
00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:36,078 So this time, we're going to pour it into a mold...
00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,205 And that makes a fabulous dessert.
00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,292 Well, not it's time for our favorite episode
00:00:41,417 --> 00:00:43,044 of "South Park." It's called "Clubhouses."
00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:45,171 This is about that innocent time in every kid's life
00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:47,006 where they play Truth or Dare for the first time.
00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:48,257 The first time I played Truth or Dare
00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,009 was with my Uncle Steve.
00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:56,682 Well, this episode is also about
00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:58,225 the nasty business of divorce
00:00:58,350 --> 00:00:59,727 Divorce is a terrible thing.
00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:01,437 Both Matt's parents and my parents
00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,980 are still married, and that's the main reason
00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:04,648 we turned out to be such nice guys.
00:01:04,774 --> 00:01:07,777 Have some more bacon, pig.
00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:09,111 So now we're going to enjoy
00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:10,404 some Western Idaho bacon casserole,
00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:12,239 and you all enjoy "Clubhouses."
00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:25,419 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:27,129 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,798 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:30,549 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:31,926 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:33,928 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:35,513 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:37,223 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:38,641 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,351 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:45,314 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,774 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:54,907 Sgt. Stanley Marsh is trapped behind enemy lines.
00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,118 His only chance of survival is to sneak past
00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:58,953 the Bosnian guard who stands watch.
00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:01,997 Sgt. Marsh knows it's now or never.
00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:03,791 He must make a run for it.
00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:08,504 The American base is only a few feet away...
00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,970 It will take more than your weak
00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:18,180 American weapons to destroy me.
00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,182 Cartman, we shot your Bosnian fat ass!
00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:21,308 Yeah, you're dead!
00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,561 I have class 4 armour on
00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:25,437 that, uh, it - No, you don't!
00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:27,606 Special armor that's impenetrable
00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,441 to American bullets.
00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:30,943 Dude, every time we play Americans vs. Bosnians,
00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,820 you cheat! - Yeah Cartman, you suck.
00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,905 If you want to play Americans vs. Bosnians anymore,
00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,490 you can just play with yourself.
00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:40,327 That's fine, I like playing with myself.
00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,538 I'll play with myself all day long.
00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,498 What?
00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:45,875 Well, now what are we going to do?
00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,543 I don't know. - Hi, Stan.
00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,753 Hi, Wendy. - Kyle, doesn't Bebe
00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:51,797 look pretty today? - I don't know.
00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,507 She does, she looks very pretty.
00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,801 Okay. - Stan, can I talk to you
00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:56,927 for a second?
00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,310 Stan, wouldn't it be fun if we fixed
00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:06,478 Kyle up with Bebe? - No.
00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:08,606 If Bebe and Kyle were a couple, then we could
00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,482 invite them over to your clubhouse for dinner,
00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:12,484 and play parlor games and have meaningful conversations
00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:13,861 and sip cognac by the fireplace.
00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,613 We could? - Yes, Stan!
00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:17,323 But, dude, I don't have a clubhouse.
00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,992 You don't? I thought all guys had clubhouses.
00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:22,119 Just how many guys' clubhouses have you been in?
00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:25,414 Cartman don Cartman has ways of making you talk.
00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:29,126 Stan, you have to build a clubhouse,
00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:30,878 then all four of us could sit in it and play
00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:33,130 "Truth or Dare."
00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,633 Truth or Dare, wow! Come on, Kyle,
00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:36,926 we've got work to do. We do?
00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:38,260 We're gonna build a clubhouse.
00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,970 I have to ask my dad for help.
00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,348 Did it work? - I think it did, Bebe.
00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:43,974 If all goes as planned, Kyle will be
00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:46,185 your new boyfriend! - I hope so, Wendy.
00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,437 He's got such a hot ass!
00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,691 <i>Hey, Phillip, pull my finger.</i>
00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,235 <i>All right, Terrence.</i>
00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,237 <i>Oh, wait, wait, wait, pull harder.</i>
00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:58,197 <i>Well, all right.</i>
00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,492 <i>Damn it, pull really hard, Phillip.</i>
00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:04,662 <i>- Okay. - Wait.</i>
00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:07,039 <i>Aah! Oh, boy!</i>
00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,920 <i>Wait, wait.</i>
00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:15,714 <i>Got you there.</i>
00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,132 Uh, oh.
00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:18,717 <i>Oh, you got me, Terrence.</i>
00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:19,802 <i>Yes, I sure did.</i>
00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:22,930 Whoa, dude, your dad is watching
00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,348 Terrence and Phillip. No, I was just, uh,
00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:25,808 flipping through the channels.
00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,142 Hey, Dad, we need to build a clubhouse.
00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:28,727 Okay. - How do we do it?
00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,271 You just get a hammer and some wood.
00:04:30,396 --> 00:04:31,480 What? Do some girls want to play
00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,315 Truth or Dare or something?
00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,942 Yeah, dude! How did you know? - How do you think
00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:36,777 I met your mother? - Randy, my wedding ring.
00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,696 I lost it down the garbage disposal!
00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:39,863 Oh, brother.
00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,743 Stanley, I thought I told you not to watch
00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:46,287 this horrible cartoon.
00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:47,705 Yeah, Stanley, you should know better.
00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:49,456 Dude! - Here, Stanley,
00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,835 you watch nice cartoons like "Fat Abbot".
00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,878 Randy, will you please
00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:56,547 come get my wedding ring out of sink!
00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:59,008 Okay, okay. <i>Hey, hey, hey,</i>
00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,843 <i>what's going on, Rudy?</i>
00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,469 <i>Man, Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight.</i>
00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,847 <i>I lose weight when I feel like it, bitch!</i>
00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,807 <i>Shut your bitchass mouth, ho'!</i>
00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,142 <i>Bitch? I'll kick your ass!</i>
00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:09,601 Whoa dude! - Sweet!
00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:11,478 <i>You think you're slick, you punkass,</i>
00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,689 <i>blasphemous, dopefiend, bitch.</i>
00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,150 <i>I had my jimmy wacked seven times last week.</i>
00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,527 <i>I'll bust a cap in your.</i>
00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,487 Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty.
00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:23,282 Did you find it? Give me a second, would you?
00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:25,659 Don't snap at me! - I didn't snap at you.
00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,453 You snapped at me! - Whatever.
00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:30,122 "Whatever"? In 15 years, you've never said
00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,582 "whatever" to me.
00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:33,125 I don't want fight, I'm sorry.
00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,502 I'm sorry, too. I think I found it.
00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:38,339 That's not it, you idiot! - Hey, back off, bitch!
00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,634 You just said the "C" word! - Did I?
00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,387 This is a sweet spot for a clubhouse.
00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,222 Yeah, hey, Stan, what did your dad mean
00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:48,807 when he said we're gonna play Truth or Dare?
00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,976 Oh, uh, just that maybe when we're finished,
00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,187 Wendy and Bebe can come over and play.
00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:54,313 Dude, what kind of sick joke is that?
00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:55,731 Girls suck ass.
00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,441 Well, of course, they do, but, uh...
00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,526 wouldn't it be sweet to play Truth or Dare with them?
00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,612 What, why? Because, dude,
00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:04,073 we could make them do really gross stuff like eat bugs.
00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,407 Hey, yeah, that would be sweet!
00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,326 We could totally ruin their lives!
00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:08,827 What are you guys doing?
00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,079 We're building a clubhouse.
00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:11,830 A clubhouse?
00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,624 That's the lamest thing I've ever heard.
00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,417 It's not lame, it's sweet.
00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:16,543 After we build this clubhouse, we're going to get
00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:17,795 girls to play Truth or Dare.
00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,172 Why?
00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,632 Because, dumbass, we can dare them to do
00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:22,883 gross stuff and make them cry.
00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,676 What, were you born yesterday?
00:06:24,802 --> 00:06:26,261 Yeah, now beat it, you guys. This clubhouse is private.
00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:28,639 That's fine. We'll build our own clubhouse.
00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,224 Fine. Fine, and then we'll get
00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:31,350 girls to play Truth or Dare, too.
00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:32,559 Fine. - Fine.
00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:33,936 Fine.
00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,437 Fine! - Fine! That's fine!
00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,605 Fine! - Fine!
00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,028 No, Kenny, you can't look.
00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:46,073 I'm the foreman.
00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,449 Because, Kenny, your family's poor.
00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,450 You have to be the worker.
00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,077 No, Kenny!
00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:51,870 How's the treehouse coming along, hon?
00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:54,164 Mom, it's not a treehouse, it's a clubhouse!
00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:55,541 Sorry, hon.
00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,584 Mom, can we pull up the carpeting
00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,504 in the living room? Well, I don't know, Eric.
00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,840 If you did that, then the floors would be bare.
00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,217 But, Mom, the blueprint says
00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,594 we need carpeting in the clubhouse!
00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,138 Well, all right.
00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,681 Kenny, my mom says you can go get carpeting
00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:13,392 in the living room now.
00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,018 And stop your bitchin'!
00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:18,439 What are you doing, sweetheart?
00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:19,898 Getting a cookie. We're building a clubhouse
00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,984 and then we're-- - You men are all alike.
00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,153 First you get a cookie and then you criticize the way I dress
00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:25,654 and then it's the way I cook.
00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:26,697 I suppose next you'll be telling me
00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,240 that you need your space
00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,325 and that I'm sabotaging your creativity.
00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:34,163 Go ahead, Stanley, get your goddamn cookie!
00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:35,330 'Kay.
00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,751 And so, children, today we're going to focus
00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:42,129 on American history. Right, Mr. Twig?
00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:44,548 That's right, Mr. Garrison. American history is very
00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:47,843 When is Mr. Hat coming back? - What did you say?
00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,511 When is Mr. Hat coming back?
00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:50,846 I told you to never to mention that name
00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,181 in my classroom again.
00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,932 Mr. Hat is a two-timing whore,
00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,726 and now we all learn from Mr. Twig!
00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:57,728 But Mr. Twig sucks. - Yeah!
00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,813 That is enough! Mr. Hat is gone
00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,649 and he isn't coming back! and I don't want to hear it!
00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,526 Anyway, children, let's turn our history
00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,237 textbooks to page 105, which would be right after...
00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,406 So, how's your lameass clubhouse, Stan?
00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,742 Better than yours, fat boy. - We'll see about that.
00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:13,035 Don't forget you need to cut school early
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,286 and wait for the hot tub guy.
00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,414 Is the clubhouse ready? - Almost.
00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,082 Stan, are you paying attention?
00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,168 Yes, Mr. Garrison. - Well then, Stanley,
00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:23,712 what did I just say?
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,464 Um...
00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:27,716 You said that even though Charo appeared 12 times
00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,384 on "The Love Boat", the episode with
00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,678 "Captain and Tennille" got higher ratings.
00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,766 Well, okay, I suppose you were paying attention.
00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:37,643 Anyway, children... - Good guess, dude.
00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,478 Phew!
00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,522 Psst, pass this up.
00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:42,773 Pass this up.
00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:43,982 Pass this up.
00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,817 P-Pass this up.
00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,736 Stanley, are you passing notes to Kyle?
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:48,779 No, I just - Don't lie, Stan,
00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,239 lying makes you sterile.
00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,823 I'm not lying, someone just handed me--
00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,158 Stanley, if you think it's so important
00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,743 to keep interrupting my class,
00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,537 then why don't you come up to the front
00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,288 and read your note to Kyle for everyone to hear?
00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,873 But I didn't write the note.
00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,833 Mr. Garrison, Stan's behavior is having
00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:03,835 an adverse affect on my education.
00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,587 Shut up, Cartman! - Stanley Marsh,
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,631 you come up here right now and read your note!
00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,508 Oh, man!
00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:15,514 "Dear Kyle, you have got such a great ass.
00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,516 "I could sleep for days on those perky cheeks,
00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,685 "let me tell you. I'd like to live with you
00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:22,145 and wear your ass as a hat for all eternity."
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:24,606 Whoa, dude!
00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:30,279 Now, young man, school is a time
00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:33,615 for learning, okay? Not for immature skylarkings.
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,033 What's "sky larkings"?
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,577 You know, like tomfooleries.
00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:37,869 Who?
00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,246 Oh, your parents are here.
00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:40,998 Oh, no. - Thank you for coming
00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:43,166 on such short notice. I was just disciplining
00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,002 your son for his sky larkings.
00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:47,754 Stanley, I-- "sky larkings"?
00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,506 Okay?
00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,174 Stanley, I want you to explain to me
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,467 why you were passing notes in school.
00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,136 Randy, let me handle this.
00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,846 Now, Stanley, I want you to explain to me
00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:57,723 why you were passing notes in school.
00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,558 It wasn't my note, dude. It was some girl's.
00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,560 Okay, Stanley, we're all here to get to the root
00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,228 of your behavior disorder.
00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,730 You really should know better, Stanley.
00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:05,814 You need to shape up, mister.
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,274 Don't interrupt me.
00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:08,900 You always interrupt me when I talk.
00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,652 Can't you see that-- --I don't interrupt you.
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,196 There, you did it again. He interrupted me again.
00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,240 Okay, perhaps you should let your wife
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,701 finish talking, Mr. Marsh. Now, Stan, I want you to
00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,786 Okay, I'm sorry to interrupt, but she always
00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:21,955 takes over any conversation.
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,541 Uh, taking over any conversations bad?
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,710 Like you're one to talk. When's the last time
00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,629 you really listened to what I had to say?
00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:31,632 Uh, uh, okay. - When was the last time
00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,050 you had anything interesting to say?
00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,926 It's always gossip and stupid crap.
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,303 Apparently, we have a bit of a
00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,263 communication problem here.
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,182 Mr. Marsh, tell me how you're feeling.
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,643 Well, I feel like everything I do is wrong.
00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,144 It doesn't matter what I say.
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,772 Okay, that's valid. Now, Mrs. Marsh,
00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:47,814 how do you feel? - Excuse me.
00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,524 Like I'm a ghost,
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,735 like he sees right through me. - Oh, please!
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,695 Hello. - Oh, please, yourself.
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,489 Who tries to control the marriage?
00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:57,449 And by that, I mean who's dominating
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,742 the aspects of the relationship?
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,119 He is. - No, she is.
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,538 Oh, I'm sorry, I guess I'm wrong again!
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:04,539 Okay...
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,208 Look at it, Kenny.
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,126 It is the greatest clubhouse ever built.
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,836 Uhhuh. - And we built it,
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,338 with our own hands.
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,798 Now all we need is chicks, Kenny.
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,383 Yeah! - All right,
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,593 you go find chicks, Kenny.
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,053 Because I have to stay here and work.
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,888 I still got to shingle the roof,
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,932 test the foundation, run all kinds of inspections,
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,725 I've got way too much to do, and all you have to do
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,645 is go find chicks. Now, stop your bitchin'!
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,608 Mom, can I watch "American Gladiators"?
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:32,901 Dude, where have you been?
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,695 I've been waiting all afternoon.
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:35,904 I got in trouble for that note Bebe was trying
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,447 to pass to you. - To me?
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,366 I mean, no, not to you, forget it.
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,034 Come on, dude, we have to finish our clubhouse quick.
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,369 The girls want to play Truth or Dare, tomorrow.
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,164 We should use nails, dude.
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,624 My mom won't let us.
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,793 Hi, guys, how's the clubhouse coming?
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,503 Pretty good, we're almost done.
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,880 Well hurry, we want to play Truth or Dare.
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,424 We're going as fast as we can.
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,718 Kyle, could you turn around for a second?
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,640 Thank you.
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:06,059 Come on, dude, we have to hammer faster.
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,186 Hey, Stan, do you know how to play Truth or Dare?
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,896 No. - Well, dude, how the hell
00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,314 are we supposed to play it then?
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,733 I didn't even think about that!
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,902 ...And then they'll ask, "Truth or Dare?"
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,405 And I say "dare." - No, no, you say "truth."
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,865 Truth? But that's boring.
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,408 I want to get dared to kiss her.
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,201 You have to say truth the first few times
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,370 or else you'll seem to eager. - Oh.
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,789 You can't seem to eager. You got to play it cool.
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,541 Like you don't even care what happens.
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,376 Yeah. Then after a few truths,
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,754 you finally answer "dare." - Dare!
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:37,215 But not like that, son. Like this:
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,009 Dare...
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,886 Oh. And then her little friend
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,596 will dare you to kiss Wendy.
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:43,930 You really think so? - Of course she will.
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,474 They're women.
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:46,850 They've had this whole thing planned out
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,769 months ahead of time. - Wow!
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:55,233 <i>Hey, hey, hey, what's going down, y'all?</i>
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:56,485 <i>Man, Fat Abbot, what are you doing</i>
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,944 <i>on this side of the hood?</i>
00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,654 <i>You know something, Rudy,</i>
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,531 <i>you're like school in summertime.</i>
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,241 <i>School in summertime?</i>
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,160 <i>Yeah, bitch. School in summertime.</i>
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,661 <i>Open your ears</i>
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,663 <i>or I'll pop your bitchass.</i>
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,249 <i>I'lla popa youra bitcha assa tooba, bitcha.</i>
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,251 What the hell is going on in this cartoon?
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:16,713 Oh, hey, Kenny, did you find any chicks
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:17,964 to come to the clubhouse?
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,466 Uh-huh.
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,092 Hi, we ran away from home.
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,844 Like, this kid told us we might be able to
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,596 crash at your clubhouse for a couple of days.
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,807 Holy crap!
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:30,060 Behold, Ewok Village 2000!
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,062 Oh, well, I guess it beats living at home.
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:35,482 Can I offer you ladies a cool beverage or a tasty snack?
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,236 Hello?
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,487 How's the clubhouse coming, Stan?
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,030 We're working on it.
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,698 Well, I just thought I'd tell you
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,700 that me and Kenny have finished our clubhouse,
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:46,993 and we already have chicks over.
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,578 No, you don't.
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,165 Dude! - It's only a matter of time
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,792 before we're playing Truth or Dare with them.
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,585 Good luck with your pieceofcrap clubhouse.
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,128 Asshole! - Fat ass, fat hunk of fat.
00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:58,672 Mom, will you please ask Dad
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,006 to come help me build my clubhouse?
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,591 Stanley, I think you should know
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,009 that your father has moved out.
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,469 What! Why?
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,471 Because... We're divorced, Stanley.
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,265 Divorced, oh no!
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,308 Does that mean you and Dad don't love me anymore?
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,269 This is all my fault, isn't it?
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,229 Yeah, kind of.
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,106 Dude, you're not supposed to say that.
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,692 But I would like you to meet your new stepfather, Roy.
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,402 Hello, son. - What?!
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,320 I'll leave you two alone to get acquainted.
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,114 Hello, Stanley. I know this must be
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,866 a very difficult period for you right now,
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,701 and the adjustment is going to take some time,
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,286 but I'd like to be your friend.
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,121 So when you're ready, I want you to feel free
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,164 to come to me with anything you might need,
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,250 whether it's advice or just someone to play catch with.
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,751 You can count on me.
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,378 This is happening way too fast.
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,046 Oh, Jesus, when are you going to cut me
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,340 some slack, huh? I have taken you under my wing
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,217 and done my best, and all you ever do
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,094 is whine and moan about it! Now, for the last time,
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,513 go cut some firewood!
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,975 ...So I'm on my way out the door and she goes,
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,852 "Make sure you're home before midnight."
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,437 Oh, that's weak. - And I go,
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,938 "Listen, bitch, I don't need my mother
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,732 giving me no curfew." - That's killer.
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,984 And she goes, "If you're not home before midnight,
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,444 don't bother coming home at all."
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,987 That's totally weak. - So I go,
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,655 "Fine, I won't come home." - Sweet.
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,741 And then she goes, "Fine don't come home."
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,076 Getting all in my face and crap and acting all tough and crap.
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,870 - Killer weak sweet. I'm 16,
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,997 I should be able to do what I want, when I want.
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,166 I don't need her breathing down my neck every two seconds
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,959 telling me what I can and cannot do.
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,794 I had the same thing with my mom the other day.
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,797 I'm all like, "Hey, I'm not a little kid anymore.
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,675 "Mom, I'm eight years old, and if I want to finger paint,
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,719 then I'm going to finger paint!"
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,015 Okay, we're done.
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,267 Dude, I don't think this is very sturdy.
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,769 It doesn't matter, dude. It only has to last
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,187 long enough to play Truth or Dare.
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,396 I'm going to go get the girls.
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:42,192 Okay.
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:45,028 Oh! - Stanley, it's time to go!
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,905 Go where? - Your bastard father
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,032 has visitation rights, and this is his time with you.
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,408 But, nah, I have to go get the girls to come--
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:51,993 Come on, Stanley. - Weak!
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,956 Dad? - Hey, Stanley, hop in.
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,874 Listen, Stanley, I know all this change
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,251 must be tough on you, but your mother and I thought
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,962 it'd be best for all of us if we split up.
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,338 But I don't understand why we have to--
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,090 Well hello, ladies!
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,968 Hi, handsome, we're gonna be at Larry's Bar tonight.
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,512 I'm already there.
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,472 What were we talking about? Oh, yeah.
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,766 See, your mother and I still care about you and your sister,
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,060 but we just don't like being around each other anymore.
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,603 Well, I don't like being around my sister anymore,
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,105 does that mean I can leave her, too?
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,773 Well, no, because you're family,
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,775 you can't just leave family. You have stick
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,819 with family no matter what. But you and mom are family,
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,238 how come you can just split up?
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,156 You know what I think? I think that when you and mom
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,117 got married, you became family and now that you are,
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:33,952 you shouldn't be able to leave her any more than
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,788 I can leave my sister. Oh, Stan, you're so young.
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,581 You just don't get it.
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,542 Well anyway, have a nice day. - What, that's it?
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,585 Yeah, but I loved our time together.
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,337 I hate to see it end, go on, get out.
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,880 You know that nothing is more important to me
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,924 than you, right, Stan? - I guess, but--
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,974 The girls are gonna be here to play Truth or Dare any minute.
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,475 Stan, if I didn't know you better,
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,185 I'd almost think you're doing this because
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,770 you want to play with girls. - No way, dude.
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,272 Don't be silly. <i>- Come on, Wendy!</i>
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:03,940 We have to say "truth" a couple of times
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,442 before we say "dare", right? - Right, why?
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,735 Because if we don't, we'll seem too eager.
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,986 Too eager to what?
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,571 To say dare, dumbass, geez.
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,072 Hi guys.
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,741 Oh, hi, Wendy, what's up?
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,117 Don't you guys still want to play Truth or Dare?
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,827 Yeah! I mean...Sure, whatever.
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,328 Then come on!
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,955 Remember truth the first couple of times.
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,540 Okay. - Who wants to go first?
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,542 I will. Kyle? - Yeah?
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,086 Truth or Dare? - Um, dare?
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,171 Dude! - What?
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,257 Kiss Bebe on the lips.
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,425 What? Sick, dude! I'm not kissing a girl!
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,843 What's the matter, Kyle?
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,511 It's just wrong, that's all!
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,138 Don't be a chicken, dude. Just close your eyes.
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,514 What the hell have you gotten me into!
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,058 Dude, Cartman is in his clubhouse
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:39,392 playing Truth or Dare with girls right now.
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,478 Do you really want him to beat us?
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,814 Oh, boy.
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,820 Sick! Ah, fucking sickening!
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,573 Wow, look at that ass. Shake it, baby!
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,241 Your turn, Bebe.
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,452 Okay, Stan, Truth or Dare?
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,707 Stan, Truth or Dare?
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,834 Dare.
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,295 Son, could you please come help me with the firewood?
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,422 Dude, we cut firewood all day yesterday.
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,007 We have enough to last 12 years.
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,551 When will you let me in, let me love you!
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,054 Now get your ass out here and help me.
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,555 Bye, Stan. Hopefully we can play
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,474 Truth or Dare tomorrow. - Crap!
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,351 I think you should be able to move out
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,977 legally when you're 14.
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,229 Our moms won't even let us smoke.
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,231 Yeah, it's my body.
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,525 My mom always gives me shit for smoking, but it's my body.
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,193 I should be able to do whatever I want with it.
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:33,238 Totally. My mom gives me shit sometimes,
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,614 and I tell her to shut her hole
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,241 before I kick her in the nuts.
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,243 <i>Eric, Pookums, it's time for mommy</i>
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,870 <i>to tuck you into your snuggle bed for nightnight.</i>
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,665 <i>Eric, are you out there in your clubhouse?</i>
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,834 Coming, Mom.
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,335 Okay, we have to play Truth or Dare, quick!
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,419 What's up? - Hey, girls.
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,546 Oh, hey, Scott.
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:50,964 Who the hell are you?
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,549 Oh, we invited some people over.
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,759 - Hope you don't mind. - How many people?
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,636 Kyle, can I talk to you? - Okay.
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,972 Kyle, this is very difficult for me.
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,765 I think we need time apart. - Huh?
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,350 I'm just feeling really trapped.
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,018 I can't go on with this codependency.
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,271 Okay, that's fine. - No, no, don't speak.
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,398 Just try and understand. It has to be this way.
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,150 But I don't care.
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,818 Please, just remember the good times we had.
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,696 I'll never forget you. Never.
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,865 Okay, Clyde, we can go now. - Bitchin'.
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:20,076 <i>These are cafe curtains that require no sewing</i>
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,495 <i>and I know you all love that!</i>
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,997 Do you mind if I watch cartoons?
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,748 I've had a rough day.
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,542 What? - Chores. Do chores.
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,918 My dad lets me watch cartoons.
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,837 Well, I'm not your dad, okay?
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,714 I'm not your dad!
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,466 You can't just go around playing games with my emotions.
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,968 Stanley,
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,511 what did you do to Roy?
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:39,888 Roy's a dick. He ruined my chances
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,389 with Wendy in the clubhouse.
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,891 Stanley, you know you're the most
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,809 important thing to me, right?
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,644 If that's true, then get back together with Dad for me.
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,855 Now, Stanley, you have to understand how divorce works.
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,024 When I say you're the most important thing to me,
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:53,359 what I mean is, you're the most important thing after me,
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,153 and my happiness and my new romances.
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,238 Oh. - Bye now. Roy?
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,740 Divorce is stupid.
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,326 <i>Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Yolanda,</i>
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,870 <i>why's your eye all black and blue and?</i>
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,748 <i>Man, Fat Abbot, my stepdad popped me in my eye.</i>
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,500 <i>Stepdad? You got to off his ass.</i>
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,211 <i>Really? - Yeah, bitch!</i>
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,379 <i>Snatch his ass in a bear trap.</i>
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,924 <i>Leave that swinging from a tree so high,</i>
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,842 <i>nobody finds him for days.</i>
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,886 <i>Glockglock, you know what I'm saying?</i>
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,305 <i>Dumbass, pulling, damn!</i>
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,057 <i>You're right, Fat Abbot, thanks!</i>
00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:26,726 <i>No problem, ho'. Maybe later you can</i>
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,270 <i>suck my, bitch ho'.</i>
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,105 <i>Well, Fat Abbot and the gang sure did</i>
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,774 <i>learn something today.</i>
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,692 <i>If you have a stepdad riding your ass,</i>
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,444 <i>just snatch his ass in a bear trap.</i>
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,196 <i>Crack, no more stepdad.</i>
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,114 <i>See you next time, eating the pudding.</i>
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,910 Yeah, yeah, I think I'll write a little note for Roy.
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:52,377 Hey, kid, give me some of those.
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,295 Hey, when are we gonna play Truth or Dare?
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,130 What? That game's for kids.
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,800 This is bullcrap! - Oh, boy, it's getting late.
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,134 I'm gonna have to leave this party.
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,511 This sucks, Kenny.
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:03,054 I wish we'd never built a clubhouse.
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,348 Mosh pit!
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,892 Hmm?
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,272 Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,607 You bastards!
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,445 Stanley, your father is coming over for visitation.
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,281 Stan?
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,741 "Meet me in the clubhouse."
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:29,539 Sharon, Sharon, have you seen my copy of "Harper's"?
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,791 <i>"Meet me at the clubhouse."</i>
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,504 Oh, Randy, what are you doing here?
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,464 I, uh, got a note from Stanley
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,049 to come out to the clubhouse.
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,676 Oh, I thought that note was for me.
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,386 Oh, maybe it was.
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,054 Well, it looks like our little Stanley
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,473 has built himself quite a clubhouse here.
00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,183 I remember not too long ago we were just kids
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,352 playing kissing games in my clubhouse.
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:54,480 Good night.
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:56,065 Sharon? - Yes?
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,859 Truth or Dare. - It's too late for games.
00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,902 No, I'm serious, please. Truth or Dare?
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,779 Truth. - Do you still love me?
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,782 Oh, Randy, I do love you, but now I'm so confused.
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,242 I'm living with Roy, and I don't know
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,744 how to break it off with him.
00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:10,121 Sharon?
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:11,539 Well, you never know.
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:12,665 Maybe things will work out.
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,042 Hello? - Maybe.
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,127 I guess it's my turn. - Truth or Dare?
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,795 - Sharon? - Dare...
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,757 Do me, right here in the clubhouse.
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,092 Hello, hello?
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,677 Can somebody cut me-- Hello?
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:27,055 Wow, clubhouses are magical.
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,728 Okay, it's my turn. Stan, Truth or Dare?
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,399 Dare.
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:44,739 Take this stick and jam it up your peehole.
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,909 What!? - Wow, that sucks!
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,035 Do you think it'll hurt?
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,829 Hello?
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:54,957 I sure am hungry.
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,502 Anybody?
00:22:57,627 --> 00:23:00,838 It certainly does suck right here.
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,423 Hello?
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:05,343 Sh-Sh-Sharon?
00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:08,888 Sharon, hello?

00:00:02,378 --> 00:00:04,213 Wow, what a great episode.
00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:05,923 And what great timing.
00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:07,216 Our Western Idaho bacon casserole is ready.
00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:08,509 [audience oohs]
00:00:08,634 --> 00:00:10,094 Now, that looks baconlicious.
00:00:10,219 --> 00:00:11,387 Now all we have to do is dish it out
00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:13,764 and garnish with a side of bacon.
00:00:13,889 --> 00:00:15,516 [pig snorting]
00:00:15,641 --> 00:00:17,643 Oh, Macon, feels left out. He needs some bacon.
00:00:17,768 --> 00:00:18,936 All right.
00:00:19,061 --> 00:00:21,564 Who loves bacon? Who loves bacon?
00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:22,982 Who loves bacon?
00:00:23,107 --> 00:00:24,483 [pig snorting] Who loves bacon?
00:00:24,608 --> 00:00:25,901 Who loves bacon?
00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:28,320 Who loves bacon? Yeah.
00:00:28,446 --> 00:00:30,322 [applause]
00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:32,450 Now, we can't let all this bacon grease go to waste.
00:00:32,575 --> 00:00:36,078 So this time, we're going to pour it into a mold...
00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:38,205 And that makes a fabulous dessert.
00:00:38,330 --> 00:00:39,790 [crowd oohs, applauds]
00:00:39,915 --> 00:00:41,292 Well, not it's time for our favorite episode
00:00:41,417 --> 00:00:43,044 of "South Park." It's called "Clubhouses."
00:00:43,169 --> 00:00:45,171 This is about that innocent time in every kid's life
00:00:45,296 --> 00:00:47,006 where they play Truth or Dare for the first time.
00:00:47,131 --> 00:00:48,257 The first time I played Truth or Dare
00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:50,009 was with my Uncle Steve.
00:00:55,139 --> 00:00:56,682 Well, this episode is also about
00:00:56,807 --> 00:00:58,225 the nasty business of divorce
00:00:58,350 --> 00:00:59,727 Divorce is a terrible thing.
00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:01,437 Both Matt's parents and my parents
00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:02,980 are still married, and that's the main reason
00:01:03,105 --> 00:01:04,648 we turned out to be such nice guys.
00:01:04,774 --> 00:01:07,777 [pig squealing] Have some more bacon, pig.
00:01:07,902 --> 00:01:09,111 So now we're going to enjoy
00:01:09,236 --> 00:01:10,404 some Western Idaho bacon casserole,
00:01:10,529 --> 00:01:12,239 and you all enjoy "Clubhouses."
00:01:12,364 --> 00:01:13,824 <i>[light music, applause]</i>
00:01:20,873 --> 00:01:23,918 <i>[upbeat music]</i>
00:01:24,043 --> 00:01:25,419 ♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪
00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:27,129 ♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪
00:01:27,254 --> 00:01:28,798 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪
00:01:28,923 --> 00:01:30,549 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪
00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:31,926 ♪ Going down to South Park ♪
00:01:32,051 --> 00:01:33,928 ♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪
00:01:34,053 --> 00:01:35,513 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪
00:01:35,638 --> 00:01:37,223 ♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪
00:01:37,348 --> 00:01:38,641 ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪
00:01:38,766 --> 00:01:40,351 ♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪
00:01:40,476 --> 00:01:43,813 [ ♪ mumbling ♪ ]
00:01:43,938 --> 00:01:45,314 ♪ So come on down to South Park ♪
00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:46,774 ♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪
00:01:47,858 --> 00:01:50,861 <i>[playful music]</i>
00:01:52,822 --> 00:01:54,907 Sgt. Stanley Marsh is trapped behind enemy lines.
00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:57,118 His only chance of survival is to sneak past
00:01:57,243 --> 00:01:58,953 the Bosnian guard who stands watch.
00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:01,997 Sgt. Marsh knows it's now or never.
00:02:02,123 --> 00:02:03,791 He must make a run for it.
00:02:04,458 --> 00:02:05,960 [panting]
00:02:06,085 --> 00:02:08,504 The American base is only a few feet away...
00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:10,172 [shouting in foreign language]
00:02:10,297 --> 00:02:13,259 [all imitating gunfire]
00:02:14,301 --> 00:02:15,970 It will take more than your weak
00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:18,180 American weapons to destroy me.
00:02:18,305 --> 00:02:20,182 Cartman, we shot your Bosnian fat ass!
00:02:20,307 --> 00:02:21,308 Yeah, you're dead!
00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,561 I have class 4 armour on
00:02:23,686 --> 00:02:25,437 that, uh, it - No, you don't!
00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:27,606 Special armor that's impenetrable
00:02:27,731 --> 00:02:29,441 to American bullets.
00:02:29,567 --> 00:02:30,943 Dude, every time we play Americans vs. Bosnians,
00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,820 you cheat! - Yeah Cartman, you suck.
00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,905 If you want to play Americans vs. Bosnians anymore,
00:02:35,030 --> 00:02:36,490 you can just play with yourself.
00:02:37,992 --> 00:02:40,327 That's fine, I like playing with myself.
00:02:40,452 --> 00:02:42,538 I'll play with myself all day long.
00:02:42,663 --> 00:02:44,498 [laughs] What?
00:02:44,623 --> 00:02:45,875 Well, now what are we going to do?
00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,543 I don't know. - Hi, Stan.
00:02:47,668 --> 00:02:49,753 Hi, Wendy. - Kyle, doesn't Bebe
00:02:49,879 --> 00:02:51,797 look pretty today? - I don't know.
00:02:51,922 --> 00:02:53,507 She does, she looks very pretty.
00:02:53,632 --> 00:02:55,801 Okay. - Stan, can I talk to you
00:02:55,926 --> 00:02:56,927 for a second?
00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:04,310 Stan, wouldn't it be fun if we fixed
00:03:04,435 --> 00:03:06,478 Kyle up with Bebe? - No.
00:03:06,604 --> 00:03:08,606 If Bebe and Kyle were a couple, then we could
00:03:08,731 --> 00:03:10,482 invite them over to your clubhouse for dinner,
00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:12,484 and play parlor games and have meaningful conversations
00:03:12,610 --> 00:03:13,861 and sip cognac by the fireplace.
00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:15,613 We could? - Yes, Stan!
00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:17,323 But, dude, I don't have a clubhouse.
00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,992 You don't? I thought all guys had clubhouses.
00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:22,119 Just how many guys' clubhouses have you been in?
00:03:22,244 --> 00:03:25,414 Cartman don Cartman has ways of making you talk.
00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,082 [farts] - [screams]
00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:29,126 Stan, you have to build a clubhouse,
00:03:29,251 --> 00:03:30,878 then all four of us could sit in it and play
00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:33,130 "Truth or Dare." <i>[enchanting music]</i>
00:03:33,255 --> 00:03:35,633 Truth or Dare, wow! Come on, Kyle,
00:03:35,758 --> 00:03:36,926 we've got work to do. We do?
00:03:37,051 --> 00:03:38,260 We're gonna build a clubhouse.
00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,970 I have to ask my dad for help.
00:03:40,095 --> 00:03:42,348 Did it work? - I think it did, Bebe.
00:03:42,473 --> 00:03:43,974 If all goes as planned, Kyle will be
00:03:44,099 --> 00:03:46,185 your new boyfriend! - I hope so, Wendy.
00:03:46,310 --> 00:03:48,437 He's got such a hot ass!
00:03:51,398 --> 00:03:52,691 <i>Hey, Phillip, pull my finger.</i>
00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,235 <i>All right, Terrence.</i>
00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:56,237 <i>[groans] Oh, wait, wait, wait, pull harder.</i>
00:03:56,362 --> 00:03:58,197 <i>Well, all right. [grunts]</i>
00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,907 [laughs]
00:04:00,032 --> 00:04:01,492 <i>Damn it, pull really hard, Phillip.</i>
00:04:01,617 --> 00:04:04,662 <i>Okay. [grunts] Wait. [grunts]</i>
00:04:04,787 --> 00:04:07,039 <i>Aah! Oh, boy!</i>
00:04:07,164 --> 00:04:10,042 <i>[grunting]</i>
00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:12,920 <i>Wait, wait. [grunts]</i>
00:04:13,045 --> 00:04:14,713 <i>[farts] [both laugh]</i>
00:04:14,838 --> 00:04:15,714 <i>Got you there.</i>
00:04:15,839 --> 00:04:17,132 Uh, oh. [laughs]
00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:18,717 <i>Oh, you got me, Terrence.</i>
00:04:18,842 --> 00:04:19,802 <i>Yes, I sure did. [both laugh]</i>
00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,220 [laughs]
00:04:21,345 --> 00:04:22,930 Whoa, dude, your dad is watching
00:04:23,055 --> 00:04:24,348 Terrence and Phillip. No, I was just, uh,
00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:25,808 flipping through the channels.
00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:27,142 Hey, Dad, we need to build a clubhouse.
00:04:27,268 --> 00:04:28,727 Okay. - How do we do it?
00:04:28,852 --> 00:04:30,271 You just get a hammer and some wood.
00:04:30,396 --> 00:04:31,480 What? Do some girls want to play
00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,315 Truth or Dare or something?
00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:34,942 Yeah, dude! How did you know? - How do you think
00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:36,777 I met your mother? - Randy, my wedding ring.
00:04:36,902 --> 00:04:38,696 I lost it down the garbage disposal!
00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:39,863 Oh, brother.
00:04:39,989 --> 00:04:42,366 <i>[both laughing]</i>
00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,743 Stanley, I thought I told you not to watch
00:04:44,868 --> 00:04:46,287 this horrible cartoon.
00:04:46,412 --> 00:04:47,705 Yeah, Stanley, you should know better.
00:04:47,830 --> 00:04:49,456 Dude! - Here, Stanley,
00:04:49,581 --> 00:04:52,835 you watch nice cartoons like "Fat Abbot".
00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,878 [groans] Randy, will you please
00:04:55,004 --> 00:04:56,547 come get my wedding ring out of sink!
00:04:56,672 --> 00:04:59,008 Okay, okay. <i>Hey, hey, hey,</i>
00:04:59,133 --> 00:05:00,843 <i>what's going on, Rudy?</i>
00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,469 <i>Man, Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight.</i>
00:05:02,594 --> 00:05:04,847 <i>I lose weight when I feel like it, bitch!</i>
00:05:04,972 --> 00:05:06,807 <i>Shut your bitchass mouth, ho'!</i>
00:05:06,932 --> 00:05:08,142 <i>Bitch? I'll kick your ass!</i>
00:05:08,267 --> 00:05:09,601 Whoa dude! - Sweet!
00:05:09,727 --> 00:05:11,478 <i>You think you're slick, you punkass,</i>
00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:13,689 <i>blasphemous, dopefiend, bitch.</i>
00:05:13,814 --> 00:05:16,150 <i>I had my jimmy wacked seven times last week.</i>
00:05:16,275 --> 00:05:18,527 <i>I'll bust a cap in your [bleep] [bleep].</i>
00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:20,487 Wow, cartoons are getting really dirty.
00:05:21,572 --> 00:05:23,282 Did you find it? Give me a second, would you?
00:05:23,407 --> 00:05:25,659 Don't snap at me! - I didn't snap at you.
00:05:25,784 --> 00:05:27,453 You snapped at me! - Whatever.
00:05:27,578 --> 00:05:30,122 "Whatever"? In 15 years, you've never said
00:05:30,247 --> 00:05:31,582 "whatever" to me.
00:05:31,707 --> 00:05:33,125 I don't want fight, I'm sorry.
00:05:33,250 --> 00:05:35,502 I'm sorry, too. I think I found it.
00:05:35,627 --> 00:05:38,339 That's not it, you idiot! - Hey, back off, bitch!
00:05:38,464 --> 00:05:39,798 [gasps]
00:05:39,923 --> 00:05:42,634 You just said the "C" word! - Did I?
00:05:43,886 --> 00:05:45,387 This is a sweet spot for a clubhouse.
00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:47,222 Yeah, hey, Stan, what did your dad mean
00:05:47,348 --> 00:05:48,807 when he said we're gonna play Truth or Dare?
00:05:48,932 --> 00:05:50,976 Oh, uh, just that maybe when we're finished,
00:05:51,101 --> 00:05:53,187 Wendy and Bebe can come over and play.
00:05:53,312 --> 00:05:54,313 Dude, what kind of sick joke is that?
00:05:54,438 --> 00:05:55,731 Girls suck ass.
00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:57,441 Well, of course, they do, but, uh...
00:05:57,566 --> 00:05:59,526 wouldn't it be sweet to play Truth or Dare with them?
00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,612 What, why? Because, dude,
00:06:01,737 --> 00:06:04,073 we could make them do really gross stuff like eat bugs.
00:06:04,198 --> 00:06:05,407 Hey, yeah, that would be sweet!
00:06:05,532 --> 00:06:07,326 We could totally ruin their lives!
00:06:07,451 --> 00:06:08,827 What are you guys doing?
00:06:08,952 --> 00:06:10,079 We're building a clubhouse.
00:06:10,204 --> 00:06:11,830 [laughs] A clubhouse?
00:06:11,955 --> 00:06:13,624 That's the lamest thing I've ever heard.
00:06:13,749 --> 00:06:15,417 It's not lame, it's sweet.
00:06:15,542 --> 00:06:16,543 After we build this clubhouse, we're going to get
00:06:16,668 --> 00:06:17,795 girls to play Truth or Dare.
00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,172 Why?
00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,632 Because, dumbass, we can dare them to do
00:06:21,757 --> 00:06:22,883 gross stuff and make them cry.
00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,676 What, were you born yesterday?
00:06:24,802 --> 00:06:26,261 Yeah, now beat it, you guys. This clubhouse is private.
00:06:26,387 --> 00:06:28,639 That's fine. We'll build our own clubhouse.
00:06:28,764 --> 00:06:30,224 Fine. Fine, and then we'll get
00:06:30,349 --> 00:06:31,350 girls to play Truth or Dare, too.
00:06:31,475 --> 00:06:32,559 Fine. - Fine.
00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:33,936 Fine. - [mumbles]
00:06:34,061 --> 00:06:35,437 Fine! - Fine! That's fine!
00:06:35,562 --> 00:06:36,605 Fine! - Fine!
00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:43,028 No, Kenny, you can't look.
00:06:43,153 --> 00:06:46,073 I'm the foreman. - [mumbling]
00:06:46,198 --> 00:06:47,449 Because, Kenny, your family's poor.
00:06:47,574 --> 00:06:48,450 You have to be the worker.
00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:50,077 No, Kenny!
00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:51,870 How's the treehouse coming along, hon?
00:06:51,995 --> 00:06:54,164 Mom, it's not a treehouse, it's a clubhouse!
00:06:54,289 --> 00:06:55,541 Sorry, hon.
00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:57,584 Mom, can we pull up the carpeting
00:06:57,709 --> 00:07:00,504 in the living room? Well, I don't know, Eric.
00:07:00,629 --> 00:07:02,840 If you did that, then the floors would be bare.
00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,217 But, Mom, the blueprint says
00:07:05,342 --> 00:07:07,594 we need carpeting in the clubhouse!
00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,138 Well, all right.
00:07:09,263 --> 00:07:10,681 Kenny, my mom says you can go get carpeting
00:07:10,806 --> 00:07:13,392 in the living room now. - [mumbling]
00:07:13,517 --> 00:07:15,018 And stop your bitchin'!
00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:16,687 [grunts]
00:07:16,812 --> 00:07:18,439 What are you doing, sweetheart?
00:07:18,564 --> 00:07:19,898 Getting a cookie. We're building a clubhouse
00:07:20,023 --> 00:07:21,984 and then we're-- - You men are all alike.
00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,153 First you get a cookie and then you criticize the way I dress
00:07:24,278 --> 00:07:25,654 and then it's the way I cook.
00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:26,697 I suppose next you'll be telling me
00:07:26,822 --> 00:07:28,240 that you need your space
00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,325 and that I'm sabotaging your creativity.
00:07:30,451 --> 00:07:34,163 Go ahead, Stanley, get your goddamn cookie!
00:07:34,288 --> 00:07:35,330 'Kay.
00:07:35,456 --> 00:07:37,541 <i>[school bell ringing]</i>
00:07:37,666 --> 00:07:39,751 And so, children, today we're going to focus
00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:42,129 on American history. Right, Mr. Twig?
00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:44,548 That's right, Mr. Garrison. American history is very
00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:47,843 When is Mr. Hat coming back? - What did you say?
00:07:47,968 --> 00:07:49,511 When is Mr. Hat coming back?
00:07:49,636 --> 00:07:50,846 I told you to never to mention that name
00:07:50,971 --> 00:07:52,181 in my classroom again.
00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:53,932 Mr. Hat is a two-timing whore,
00:07:54,057 --> 00:07:55,726 and now we all learn from Mr. Twig!
00:07:55,851 --> 00:07:57,728 But Mr. Twig sucks. - [all] Yeah!
00:07:57,853 --> 00:07:59,813 That is enough! Mr. Hat is gone
00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,649 and he isn't coming back! and I don't want to hear it!
00:08:02,774 --> 00:08:04,526 Anyway, children, let's turn our history
00:08:04,651 --> 00:08:07,237 textbooks to page 105, which would be right after...
00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:09,406 So, how's your lameass clubhouse, Stan?
00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,742 Better than yours, fat boy. - We'll see about that.
00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:13,035 Don't forget you need to cut school early
00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:14,286 and wait for the hot tub guy.
00:08:14,411 --> 00:08:15,662 [mumbles]
00:08:15,787 --> 00:08:17,414 Is the clubhouse ready? - Almost.
00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:19,082 Stan, are you paying attention?
00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:21,168 Yes, Mr. Garrison. - Well then, Stanley,
00:08:21,293 --> 00:08:23,712 what did I just say?
00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,464 Um...
00:08:25,589 --> 00:08:27,716 You said that even though Charo appeared 12 times
00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:29,384 on "The Love Boat", the episode with
00:08:29,510 --> 00:08:31,678 "Captain and Tennille" got higher ratings.
00:08:33,347 --> 00:08:35,766 Well, okay, I suppose you were paying attention.
00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:37,643 Anyway, children... - Good guess, dude.
00:08:37,768 --> 00:08:39,478 Phew!
00:08:39,603 --> 00:08:41,522 Psst, pass this up.
00:08:41,647 --> 00:08:42,773 Pass this up.
00:08:42,898 --> 00:08:43,982 Pass this up.
00:08:44,107 --> 00:08:45,817 P-Pass this up.
00:08:45,943 --> 00:08:47,736 Stanley, are you passing notes to Kyle?
00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:48,779 No, I just - Don't lie, Stan,
00:08:48,904 --> 00:08:50,239 lying makes you sterile.
00:08:50,364 --> 00:08:51,823 I'm not lying, someone just handed me--
00:08:51,949 --> 00:08:53,158 Stanley, if you think it's so important
00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:54,743 to keep interrupting my class,
00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:56,537 then why don't you come up to the front
00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,288 and read your note to Kyle for everyone to hear?
00:08:58,413 --> 00:08:59,873 But I didn't write the note.
00:08:59,998 --> 00:09:01,833 Mr. Garrison, Stan's behavior is having
00:09:01,959 --> 00:09:03,835 an adverse affect on my education.
00:09:03,961 --> 00:09:05,587 Shut up, Cartman! - Stanley Marsh,
00:09:05,712 --> 00:09:07,631 you come up here right now and read your note!
00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,508 Oh, man!
00:09:12,094 --> 00:09:15,514 "Dear Kyle, you have got such a great ass.
00:09:15,639 --> 00:09:17,516 "I could sleep for days on those perky cheeks,
00:09:17,641 --> 00:09:19,685 "let me tell you. I'd like to live with you
00:09:19,810 --> 00:09:22,145 and wear your ass as a hat for all eternity."
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:24,606 Whoa, dude!
00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:30,279 Now, young man, school is a time
00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:33,615 for learning, okay? Not for immature skylarkings.
00:09:33,740 --> 00:09:35,033 What's "sky larkings"?
00:09:35,158 --> 00:09:36,577 You know, like tomfooleries.
00:09:36,702 --> 00:09:37,869 Who? [knock on door]
00:09:37,995 --> 00:09:39,246 Oh, your parents are here.
00:09:39,371 --> 00:09:40,998 Oh, no. - Thank you for coming
00:09:41,123 --> 00:09:43,166 on such short notice. I was just disciplining
00:09:43,292 --> 00:09:45,002 your son for his sky larkings.
00:09:45,127 --> 00:09:47,754 Stanley, I-- "sky larkings"?
00:09:47,879 --> 00:09:49,506 Okay?
00:09:49,631 --> 00:09:51,174 Stanley, I want you to explain to me
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,467 why you were passing notes in school.
00:09:52,593 --> 00:09:54,136 Randy, let me handle this.
00:09:54,261 --> 00:09:55,846 Now, Stanley, I want you to explain to me
00:09:55,971 --> 00:09:57,723 why you were passing notes in school.
00:09:57,848 --> 00:09:59,558 It wasn't my note, dude. It was some girl's.
00:09:59,683 --> 00:10:01,560 Okay, Stanley, we're all here to get to the root
00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,228 of your behavior disorder.
00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,730 You really should know better, Stanley.
00:10:04,855 --> 00:10:05,814 You need to shape up, mister.
00:10:05,939 --> 00:10:07,274 Don't interrupt me.
00:10:07,399 --> 00:10:08,900 You always interrupt me when I talk.
00:10:09,026 --> 00:10:10,652 Can't you see that-- --I don't interrupt you.
00:10:10,777 --> 00:10:13,196 There, you did it again. He interrupted me again.
00:10:13,322 --> 00:10:15,240 Okay, perhaps you should let your wife
00:10:15,365 --> 00:10:17,701 finish talking, Mr. Marsh. Now, Stan, I want you to
00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,786 Okay, I'm sorry to interrupt, but she always
00:10:19,911 --> 00:10:21,955 takes over any conversation.
00:10:22,080 --> 00:10:24,541 Uh, taking over any conversations bad?
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:26,710 Like you're one to talk. When's the last time
00:10:26,835 --> 00:10:28,629 you really listened to what I had to say?
00:10:28,754 --> 00:10:31,632 Uh, uh, okay. - When was the last time
00:10:31,757 --> 00:10:33,050 you had anything interesting to say?
00:10:33,175 --> 00:10:34,926 It's always gossip and stupid crap.
00:10:35,052 --> 00:10:36,303 Apparently, we have a bit of a
00:10:36,428 --> 00:10:38,263 communication problem here.
00:10:38,388 --> 00:10:40,182 Mr. Marsh, tell me how you're feeling.
00:10:40,307 --> 00:10:42,643 Well, I feel like everything I do is wrong.
00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:44,144 It doesn't matter what I say.
00:10:44,269 --> 00:10:46,772 Okay, that's valid. Now, Mrs. Marsh,
00:10:46,897 --> 00:10:47,814 how do you feel? - Excuse me.
00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,524 Like I'm a ghost,
00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,735 like he sees right through me. - Oh, please!
00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,695 Hello. - Oh, please, yourself.
00:10:53,820 --> 00:10:55,489 Who tries to control the marriage?
00:10:55,614 --> 00:10:57,449 And by that, I mean who's dominating
00:10:57,574 --> 00:10:58,742 the aspects of the relationship?
00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,119 He is. - No, she is.
00:11:01,244 --> 00:11:03,538 Oh, I'm sorry, I guess I'm wrong again!
00:11:03,664 --> 00:11:04,539 Okay...
00:11:04,665 --> 00:11:06,208 Look at it, Kenny.
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:08,126 It is the greatest clubhouse ever built.
00:11:08,251 --> 00:11:09,836 Uhhuh. - And we built it,
00:11:09,961 --> 00:11:11,338 with our own hands.
00:11:11,463 --> 00:11:12,798 Now all we need is chicks, Kenny.
00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,383 [mumbles] Yeah! - All right,
00:11:14,508 --> 00:11:16,593 you go find chicks, Kenny. - [mumbling]
00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:18,053 Because I have to stay here and work.
00:11:18,178 --> 00:11:19,888 I still got to shingle the roof,
00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:21,932 test the foundation, run all kinds of inspections,
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,725 I've got way too much to do, and all you have to do
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:26,645 is go find chicks. Now, stop your bitchin'!
00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,608 Mom, can I watch "American Gladiators"?
00:11:31,733 --> 00:11:32,901 Dude, where have you been?
00:11:33,026 --> 00:11:34,695 I've been waiting all afternoon.
00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:35,904 I got in trouble for that note Bebe was trying
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,447 to pass to you. - To me?
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,366 I mean, no, not to you, forget it.
00:11:39,491 --> 00:11:41,034 Come on, dude, we have to finish our clubhouse quick.
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,369 The girls want to play Truth or Dare, tomorrow.
00:11:45,205 --> 00:11:46,164 We should use nails, dude.
00:11:46,289 --> 00:11:47,624 My mom won't let us.
00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,793 Hi, guys, how's the clubhouse coming?
00:11:49,918 --> 00:11:51,503 Pretty good, we're almost done.
00:11:51,628 --> 00:11:53,880 Well hurry, we want to play Truth or Dare.
00:11:54,005 --> 00:11:55,424 We're going as fast as we can.
00:11:55,549 --> 00:11:57,718 Kyle, could you turn around for a second?
00:12:01,596 --> 00:12:03,640 Thank you.
00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:06,059 Come on, dude, we have to hammer faster.
00:12:06,184 --> 00:12:08,186 Hey, Stan, do you know how to play Truth or Dare?
00:12:08,311 --> 00:12:09,896 No. - Well, dude, how the hell
00:12:10,021 --> 00:12:11,314 are we supposed to play it then?
00:12:11,440 --> 00:12:12,733 I didn't even think about that!
00:12:13,316 --> 00:12:15,902 ...And then they'll ask, "Truth or Dare?"
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,405 And I say "dare." - No, no, you say "truth."
00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:19,865 Truth? But that's boring.
00:12:19,990 --> 00:12:21,408 I want to get dared to kiss her.
00:12:21,533 --> 00:12:23,201 You have to say truth the first few times
00:12:23,326 --> 00:12:25,370 or else you'll seem to eager. - Oh.
00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,789 You can't seem to eager. You got to play it cool.
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:29,541 Like you don't even care what happens.
00:12:29,666 --> 00:12:31,376 Yeah. Then after a few truths,
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,754 you finally answer "dare." - Dare!
00:12:33,879 --> 00:12:37,215 But not like that, son. Like this:
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:39,009 [slowly] Dare...
00:12:39,134 --> 00:12:40,886 Oh. And then her little friend
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:42,596 will dare you to kiss Wendy.
00:12:42,721 --> 00:12:43,930 You really think so? - Of course she will.
00:12:44,055 --> 00:12:45,474 They're women.
00:12:45,599 --> 00:12:46,850 They've had this whole thing planned out
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,769 months ahead of time. - Wow!
00:12:50,061 --> 00:12:52,022 <i>[upbeat music on TV]</i>
00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:55,233 <i>Hey, hey, hey, what's going down, y'all?</i>
00:12:55,358 --> 00:12:56,485 <i>Man, Fat Abbot, what are you doing</i>
00:12:56,610 --> 00:12:57,944 <i>on this side of the hood?</i>
00:12:58,069 --> 00:12:59,654 <i>You know something, Rudy,</i>
00:12:59,780 --> 00:13:01,531 <i>you're like school in summertime.</i>
00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:03,241 <i>School in summertime?</i>
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:05,160 <i>Yeah, bitch. School in summertime.</i>
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,661 <i>Open your [bleep] ears [bleep]</i>
00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,663 <i>or I'll pop your bitchass.</i>
00:13:08,789 --> 00:13:11,249 <i>I'lla popa youra bitcha assa tooba, bitcha.</i>
00:13:11,374 --> 00:13:13,251 What the hell is going on in this cartoon?
00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:15,545 [doorbell rings]
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:16,713 Oh, hey, Kenny, did you find any chicks
00:13:16,838 --> 00:13:17,964 to come to the clubhouse?
00:13:18,089 --> 00:13:19,466 Uh-huh.
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,092 Hi, we ran away from home.
00:13:21,218 --> 00:13:22,844 Like, this kid told us we might be able to
00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:24,596 crash at your clubhouse for a couple of days.
00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,807 Holy crap!
00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:30,060 Behold, Ewok Village 2000!
00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:32,062 Oh, well, I guess it beats living at home.
00:13:32,187 --> 00:13:35,482 Can I offer you ladies a cool beverage or a tasty snack?
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,236 [phone ringing] Hello?
00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:40,487 How's the clubhouse coming, Stan?
00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:42,030 We're working on it.
00:13:42,155 --> 00:13:43,698 Well, I just thought I'd tell you
00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,700 that me and Kenny have finished our clubhouse,
00:13:45,826 --> 00:13:46,993 and we already have chicks over.
00:13:47,118 --> 00:13:48,578 No, you don't.
00:13:48,703 --> 00:13:50,455 <i>[girls laughing in the background]</i>
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:52,165 Dude! - It's only a matter of time
00:13:52,290 --> 00:13:53,792 before we're playing Truth or Dare with them.
00:13:53,917 --> 00:13:55,585 Good luck with your pieceofcrap clubhouse.
00:13:55,710 --> 00:13:57,128 Asshole! - Fat ass, fat hunk of fat.
00:13:57,254 --> 00:13:58,672 Mom, will you please ask Dad
00:13:58,797 --> 00:14:00,006 to come help me build my clubhouse?
00:14:00,131 --> 00:14:01,591 Stanley, I think you should know
00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,009 that your father has moved out.
00:14:03,134 --> 00:14:04,469 What! Why?
00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,471 Because... We're divorced, Stanley.
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:08,265 Divorced, oh no!
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,308 Does that mean you and Dad don't love me anymore?
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:12,269 This is all my fault, isn't it?
00:14:12,394 --> 00:14:14,229 Yeah, kind of.
00:14:14,354 --> 00:14:16,106 Dude, you're not supposed to say that.
00:14:16,231 --> 00:14:18,692 But I would like you to meet your new stepfather, Roy.
00:14:18,817 --> 00:14:20,402 Hello, son. - What?!
00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:22,320 I'll leave you two alone to get acquainted.
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,114 Hello, Stanley. I know this must be
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:25,866 a very difficult period for you right now,
00:14:25,991 --> 00:14:27,701 and the adjustment is going to take some time,
00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:29,286 but I'd like to be your friend.
00:14:29,411 --> 00:14:31,121 So when you're ready, I want you to feel free
00:14:31,246 --> 00:14:33,164 to come to me with anything you might need,
00:14:33,290 --> 00:14:35,250 whether it's advice or just someone to play catch with.
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:36,751 You can count on me.
00:14:36,877 --> 00:14:38,378 This is happening way too fast.
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,046 Oh, Jesus, when are you going to cut me
00:14:40,171 --> 00:14:42,340 some slack, huh? I have taken you under my wing
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:44,217 and done my best, and all you ever do
00:14:44,342 --> 00:14:46,094 is whine and moan about it! Now, for the last time,
00:14:46,219 --> 00:14:48,513 go cut some firewood!
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:51,975 ...So I'm on my way out the door and she goes,
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:53,852 "Make sure you're home before midnight."
00:14:53,977 --> 00:14:55,437 Oh, that's weak. - And I go,
00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:56,938 "Listen, bitch, I don't need my mother
00:14:57,063 --> 00:14:58,732 giving me no curfew." - That's killer.
00:14:58,857 --> 00:15:00,984 And she goes, "If you're not home before midnight,
00:15:01,109 --> 00:15:02,444 don't bother coming home at all."
00:15:02,569 --> 00:15:03,987 That's totally weak. - So I go,
00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,655 "Fine, I won't come home." - Sweet.
00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:07,741 And then she goes, "Fine don't come home."
00:15:07,866 --> 00:15:10,076 Getting all in my face and crap and acting all tough and crap.
00:15:10,201 --> 00:15:11,870 - Killer weak sweet. I'm 16,
00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,997 I should be able to do what I want, when I want.
00:15:14,122 --> 00:15:16,166 I don't need her breathing down my neck every two seconds
00:15:16,291 --> 00:15:17,959 telling me what I can and cannot do.
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,794 I had the same thing with my mom the other day.
00:15:19,920 --> 00:15:22,797 I'm all like, "Hey, I'm not a little kid anymore.
00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,675 "Mom, I'm eight years old, and if I want to finger paint,
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:27,719 then I'm going to finger paint!"
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,015 Okay, we're done.
00:15:32,140 --> 00:15:34,267 Dude, I don't think this is very sturdy.
00:15:34,392 --> 00:15:35,769 It doesn't matter, dude. It only has to last
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,187 long enough to play Truth or Dare.
00:15:37,312 --> 00:15:38,396 I'm going to go get the girls.
00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:42,192 Okay. [humming]
00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:45,028 Oh! - Stanley, it's time to go!
00:15:45,153 --> 00:15:46,905 Go where? - Your bastard father
00:15:47,030 --> 00:15:49,032 has visitation rights, and this is his time with you.
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:50,408 But, nah, I have to go get the girls to come--
00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:51,993 Come on, Stanley. - Weak!
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:55,956 Dad? - Hey, Stanley, hop in.
00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,874 Listen, Stanley, I know all this change
00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:00,251 must be tough on you, but your mother and I thought
00:16:00,377 --> 00:16:01,962 it'd be best for all of us if we split up.
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,338 But I don't understand why we have to--
00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,090 Well hello, ladies!
00:16:05,215 --> 00:16:07,968 Hi, handsome, we're gonna be at Larry's Bar tonight.
00:16:08,093 --> 00:16:10,512 I'm already there. [clicks tongue]
00:16:10,637 --> 00:16:12,472 What were we talking about? Oh, yeah.
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,766 See, your mother and I still care about you and your sister,
00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:17,060 but we just don't like being around each other anymore.
00:16:17,185 --> 00:16:18,603 Well, I don't like being around my sister anymore,
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,105 does that mean I can leave her, too?
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,773 Well, no, because you're family,
00:16:21,898 --> 00:16:23,775 you can't just leave family. You have stick
00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:25,819 with family no matter what. But you and mom are family,
00:16:25,944 --> 00:16:28,238 how come you can just split up?
00:16:28,363 --> 00:16:30,156 You know what I think? I think that when you and mom
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,117 got married, you became family and now that you are,
00:16:32,242 --> 00:16:33,952 you shouldn't be able to leave her any more than
00:16:34,077 --> 00:16:36,788 I can leave my sister. Oh, Stan, you're so young.
00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:38,581 You just don't get it.
00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:40,542 Well anyway, have a nice day. - What, that's it?
00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,585 Yeah, but I loved our time together.
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:44,337 I hate to see it end, go on, get out.
00:16:44,462 --> 00:16:45,880 You know that nothing is more important to me
00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,924 than you, right, Stan? - I guess, but--
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,974 The girls are gonna be here to play Truth or Dare any minute.
00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,475 Stan, if I didn't know you better,
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,185 I'd almost think you're doing this because
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,770 you want to play with girls. - No way, dude.
00:17:00,895 --> 00:17:02,272 Don't be silly. <i>- Come on, Wendy!</i>
00:17:02,397 --> 00:17:03,940 We have to say "truth" a couple of times
00:17:04,065 --> 00:17:05,442 before we say "dare", right? - Right, why?
00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,735 Because if we don't, we'll seem too eager.
00:17:06,860 --> 00:17:07,986 Too eager to what?
00:17:08,111 --> 00:17:09,571 To say dare, dumbass, geez.
00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:11,072 Hi guys.
00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,741 Oh, hi, Wendy, what's up?
00:17:12,866 --> 00:17:14,117 Don't you guys still want to play Truth or Dare?
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,827 Yeah! I mean...Sure, whatever.
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:17,328 Then come on!
00:17:17,454 --> 00:17:18,955 Remember truth the first couple of times.
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:20,540 Okay. - Who wants to go first?
00:17:20,665 --> 00:17:22,542 I will. Kyle? - Yeah?
00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:25,086 Truth or Dare? - Um, dare?
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,171 Dude! - What?
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:27,547 [whispering indistinctly]
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,257 Kiss Bebe on the lips.
00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,425 What? Sick, dude! I'm not kissing a girl!
00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:31,843 What's the matter, Kyle?
00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:33,511 It's just wrong, that's all!
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,138 Don't be a chicken, dude. Just close your eyes.
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,514 What the hell have you gotten me into!
00:17:36,639 --> 00:17:38,058 Dude, Cartman is in his clubhouse
00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:39,392 playing Truth or Dare with girls right now.
00:17:39,517 --> 00:17:41,478 Do you really want him to beat us?
00:17:42,812 --> 00:17:44,814 Oh, boy.
00:17:48,234 --> 00:17:50,820 Sick! Ah, fucking sickening!
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:53,573 Wow, look at that ass. Shake it, baby!
00:17:53,698 --> 00:17:55,241 Your turn, Bebe.
00:17:55,366 --> 00:17:57,452 Okay, Stan, Truth or Dare?
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:02,707 Stan, Truth or Dare?
00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,834 [slowly] Dare.
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:07,295 Son, could you please come help me with the firewood?
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:09,422 Dude, we cut firewood all day yesterday.
00:18:09,547 --> 00:18:11,007 We have enough to last 12 years.
00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,551 When will you let me in, let me love you!
00:18:13,676 --> 00:18:16,054 Now get your ass out here and help me.
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:17,555 Bye, Stan. Hopefully we can play
00:18:17,680 --> 00:18:19,474 Truth or Dare tomorrow. - Crap!
00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:21,351 I think you should be able to move out
00:18:21,476 --> 00:18:22,977 legally when you're 14.
00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:24,229 Our moms won't even let us smoke.
00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:26,231 Yeah, it's my body.
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:28,525 My mom always gives me shit for smoking, but it's my body.
00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:30,193 I should be able to do whatever I want with it.
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:33,238 Totally. My mom gives me shit sometimes,
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:34,614 and I tell her to shut her hole
00:18:34,739 --> 00:18:36,241 before I kick her in the nuts.
00:18:36,366 --> 00:18:38,243 <i>Eric, Pookums, it's time for mommy</i>
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:40,870 <i>to tuck you into your snuggle bed for nightnight.</i>
00:18:40,995 --> 00:18:43,665 <i>Eric, are you out there in your clubhouse?</i>
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,834 [timidly] Coming, Mom.
00:18:45,959 --> 00:18:47,335 Okay, we have to play Truth or Dare, quick!
00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:48,419 What's up? - Hey, girls.
00:18:48,545 --> 00:18:49,546 Oh, hey, Scott.
00:18:49,671 --> 00:18:50,964 Who the hell are you?
00:18:51,089 --> 00:18:52,549 Oh, we invited some people over.
00:18:52,674 --> 00:18:54,759 - Hope you don't mind. - How many people?
00:18:54,884 --> 00:18:56,636 Kyle, can I talk to you? - Okay.
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,972 Kyle, this is very difficult for me.
00:18:59,097 --> 00:19:00,765 I think we need time apart. - Huh?
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:02,350 I'm just feeling really trapped.
00:19:02,475 --> 00:19:04,018 I can't go on with this codependency.
00:19:04,144 --> 00:19:06,271 Okay, that's fine. - No, no, don't speak.
00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,398 Just try and understand. It has to be this way.
00:19:08,523 --> 00:19:10,150 [muffled] But I don't care.
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,818 Please, just remember the good times we had.
00:19:11,943 --> 00:19:14,696 I'll never forget you. Never.
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,865 Okay, Clyde, we can go now. - Bitchin'.
00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:20,076 <i>These are cafe curtains that require no sewing</i>
00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:22,495 <i>and I know you all love that!</i>
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:23,997 Do you mind if I watch cartoons?
00:19:24,122 --> 00:19:25,748 I've had a rough day. [grumbles]
00:19:25,874 --> 00:19:27,542 What? - Chores. Do chores.
00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:28,918 My dad lets me watch cartoons.
00:19:29,043 --> 00:19:30,837 Well, I'm not your dad, okay?
00:19:30,962 --> 00:19:32,714 I'm not your dad!
00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:35,466 You can't just go around playing games with my emotions.
00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:36,968 [crying] - Stanley,
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,511 what did you do to Roy?
00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:39,888 Roy's a dick. He ruined my chances
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,389 with Wendy in the clubhouse.
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:42,891 [sighs] Stanley, you know you're the most
00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:44,809 important thing to me, right?
00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:46,644 If that's true, then get back together with Dad for me.
00:19:46,769 --> 00:19:48,855 Now, Stanley, you have to understand how divorce works.
00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:51,024 When I say you're the most important thing to me,
00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:53,359 what I mean is, you're the most important thing after me,
00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:55,153 and my happiness and my new romances.
00:19:55,278 --> 00:19:57,238 Oh. - Bye now. Roy?
00:19:57,363 --> 00:19:58,740 Divorce is stupid.
00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:01,326 <i>Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Yolanda,</i>
00:20:01,451 --> 00:20:03,870 <i>why's your eye all black and blue and [beep]?</i>
00:20:03,995 --> 00:20:06,748 <i>Man, Fat Abbot, my stepdad popped me in my eye.</i>
00:20:06,873 --> 00:20:09,500 <i>Stepdad? You got to off his ass.</i>
00:20:09,626 --> 00:20:11,211 <i>Really? - Yeah, bitch!</i>
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,379 <i>Snatch his ass in a bear trap.</i>
00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,924 <i>Leave that [beep] swinging from a tree so high,</i>
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,842 <i>nobody finds him for days.</i>
00:20:17,967 --> 00:20:19,886 <i>Glockglock, you know what I'm saying?</i>
00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:22,305 <i>Dumbass, [bleep] pulling [bleep], damn!</i>
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,057 <i>You're right, Fat Abbot, thanks!</i>
00:20:24,182 --> 00:20:26,726 <i>No problem, ho'. Maybe later you can</i>
00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,270 <i>suck my [bleep], bitch ho' [bleep].</i>
00:20:29,395 --> 00:20:31,105 <i>Well, Fat Abbot and the gang sure did</i>
00:20:31,231 --> 00:20:32,774 <i>learn something today.</i>
00:20:32,899 --> 00:20:34,692 <i>If you have a stepdad riding your ass,</i>
00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:36,444 <i>just snatch his ass in a bear trap.</i>
00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:38,196 <i>Crack, no more stepdad.</i>
00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,114 <i>See you next time, eating the pudding.</i>
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:43,910 Yeah, yeah, I think I'll write a little note for Roy.
00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:47,038 [cheering, loud music]
00:20:49,249 --> 00:20:52,377 Hey, kid, give me some of those.
00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:54,295 Hey, when are we gonna play Truth or Dare?
00:20:54,420 --> 00:20:56,130 What? That game's for kids.
00:20:56,256 --> 00:20:58,800 This is bullcrap! - Oh, boy, it's getting late.
00:20:58,925 --> 00:21:00,134 I'm gonna have to leave this party.
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:01,511 This sucks, Kenny.
00:21:01,636 --> 00:21:03,054 I wish we'd never built a clubhouse.
00:21:03,179 --> 00:21:05,348 <i>[thrash metal plays]</i> Mosh pit!
00:21:05,473 --> 00:21:07,892 Hmm? [overlapping shouting]
00:21:10,353 --> 00:21:12,272 Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!
00:21:12,397 --> 00:21:14,607 You bastards!
00:21:16,776 --> 00:21:19,445 Stanley, your father is coming over for visitation.
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,281 Stan?
00:21:21,406 --> 00:21:23,741 "Meet me in the clubhouse."
00:21:25,743 --> 00:21:29,539 Sharon, Sharon, have you seen my copy of "Harper's"?
00:21:29,664 --> 00:21:31,791 <i>"Meet me at the clubhouse."</i>
00:21:33,668 --> 00:21:36,504 Oh, Randy, what are you doing here?
00:21:36,629 --> 00:21:38,464 I, uh, got a note from Stanley
00:21:38,589 --> 00:21:40,049 to come out to the clubhouse.
00:21:40,174 --> 00:21:41,676 Oh, I thought that note was for me.
00:21:41,801 --> 00:21:43,386 Oh, maybe it was.
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:45,054 Well, it looks like our little Stanley
00:21:45,179 --> 00:21:47,473 has built himself quite a clubhouse here.
00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,183 I remember not too long ago we were just kids
00:21:49,309 --> 00:21:51,352 playing kissing games in my clubhouse.
00:21:53,563 --> 00:21:54,480 Good night.
00:21:54,605 --> 00:21:56,065 Sharon? - Yes?
00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:57,859 Truth or Dare. - It's too late for games.
00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:59,902 No, I'm serious, please. Truth or Dare?
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,779 Truth. - Do you still love me?
00:22:01,904 --> 00:22:04,782 Oh, Randy, I do love you, but now I'm so confused.
00:22:04,907 --> 00:22:06,242 I'm living with Roy, and I don't know
00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:07,744 how to break it off with him.
00:22:07,869 --> 00:22:10,121 Sharon? [screams]
00:22:10,246 --> 00:22:11,539 Well, you never know.
00:22:11,664 --> 00:22:12,665 Maybe things will work out.
00:22:12,790 --> 00:22:14,042 Hello? - Maybe.
00:22:14,167 --> 00:22:16,127 I guess it's my turn. - Truth or Dare?
00:22:16,252 --> 00:22:17,795 Sharon? [slowly] Dare...
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:20,757 Do me, right here in the clubhouse.
00:22:20,882 --> 00:22:23,092 Hello, hello?
00:22:23,217 --> 00:22:24,677 Can somebody cut me-- Hello?
00:22:24,802 --> 00:22:27,055 Wow, clubhouses are magical.
00:22:30,600 --> 00:22:33,728 Okay, it's my turn. Stan, Truth or Dare?
00:22:37,190 --> 00:22:38,399 [slowly] Dare.
00:22:38,524 --> 00:22:40,943 [whispering indistinctly]
00:22:41,069 --> 00:22:44,739 Take this stick and jam it up your peehole.
00:22:46,157 --> 00:22:47,909 What!? - Wow, that sucks!
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,035 Do you think it'll hurt?
00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:51,829 Hello?
00:22:51,954 --> 00:22:54,957 I sure am hungry.
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:57,502 Anybody?
00:22:57,627 --> 00:23:00,838 It certainly does suck right here.
00:23:00,963 --> 00:23:02,423 Hello?
00:23:02,548 --> 00:23:05,343 Sh-Sh-Sharon?
00:23:05,468 --> 00:23:08,888 Sharon, hello?

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