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Не без моего ануса

Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus

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Терренс и Филлип спасают Канаду от завоевания Саддамом Хусейном и борются со своим врагом Скоттом.

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00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:21,063 - Hi, I'm Trey Parker. - And I'm Matt Stone.
00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,274 And we're Trey Parker and Matt Stone,
00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:26,944 and this is "Terrance and Phillip: Not Without My Anus,"
00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:29,655 which is our favorite episode, and it really is.
00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,365 I know we always say that,
00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:32,992 but this one really is our favorite episode.
00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:35,828 This, uh -- we did this show last year.
00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:37,788 It aired on April Fools' Day,
00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:40,458 and it was supposed to be an April Fools' joke, and--
00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:41,959 What are you doing?
00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,419 I'm doing a -- you know, the MTV stuff.
00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,670 - Don't do that. - You know--come on.
00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,047 Don't do--no, don't do that.
00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:47,965 - All right. - Just sit there.
00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:49,675 It aired on April Fools' Day.
00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,261 We'd set up the end of season one with a cliffhanger
00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,930 about who Cartman's dad was.
00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:57,183 You had to tune in to find out who Cartman's dad was,
00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:59,310 and it was April 1st,
00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:01,645 so instead of telling you who Cartman's dad was,
00:01:01,771 --> 00:01:03,147 we aired an entire Terrance and Phillip episode,
00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:04,440 which we thought was hilarious,
00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,317 but it didn't go over very well.
00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:07,943 - Most of America hated it, yeah. - Everyone hated it.
00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:09,779 And they--'cause they-- they were like,
00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:11,572 "Well, who's Cartman's dad? Who's Cartman's dad?"
00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,240 And everyone sat through this episode waiting to see
00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,326 who Cartman's dad was and didn't get to really
00:01:15,451 --> 00:01:17,036 experience the beauty and the--
00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:18,704 the awesomeness of this episode,
00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:20,998 and so we're really glad that it's out on video
00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:22,666 so now people can enjoy it for what it is.
00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:26,170 We're very glad this episode is out on video.
00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,047 Because now everyone can see
00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:30,091 what a brilliant piece of work it is.
00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:32,968 So enjoy "Terrance and Phillip: Not Without My Anus."
00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:54,907 <i>Since the last "South Park," you've waited four long weeks</i>
00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:58,410 <i>to find out who the father of Eric Cartman is.</i>
00:01:58,536 --> 00:02:01,455 <i>Now finally, the shocking truth about Cartman's lineage</i>
00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:04,875 <i>will not be seen tonight so that we can bring you</i>
00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,169 <i>the following special presentation.</i>
00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:12,258 <i>Now get ready for Canada's hottest action stars,</i>
00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:15,344 <i>Terrance and Phillip in the HBC Movie of the Week.</i>
00:02:24,395 --> 00:02:25,729 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:27,356 before you today sits a murderer.
00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,233 On the night in question,
00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,193 this monster entered the home of Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer
00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,362 and struck him repeatedly in the head with this hammer.
00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,531 That monster is sitting right over there
00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,825 and his name is Terrance!
00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,288 Terrance, you farted in court.
00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:44,415 Yes, Phillip, I'm making a case for our defense.
00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:47,459 All of these things link Terrance to the murder.
00:02:47,585 --> 00:02:49,920 Hair fibers, blood samples, nail clippings,
00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,964 a piece of his shirt,
00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,591 a watch with his initials on it.
00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:56,010 A day planner with the murder scheduled.
00:02:56,135 --> 00:02:58,721 A haiku called "Time to Kill Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer".
00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,849 "Dr. O'Dwyer, time to have your head smashed in
00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:04,727 with my new hammer."
00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:07,188 Terrance, you may be a famous surgeon,
00:03:07,313 --> 00:03:08,230 but you're not God!
00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,316 <i>J'accuse,</i> Terrance.
00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:11,734 Would you like a "monkey claw", Phillip?
00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:12,735 Yes, please.
00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:16,906 That's called the "monkey claw"
00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:18,365 because it feels like my colon is being ripped apart
00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,075 by a thousand monkeys.
00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:21,535 The "monkey claw" is smelly.
00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:22,912 Come on, get a move on.
00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:24,246 I ain't getting any younger up here.
00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,123 My sentiments exactly, Your Honor.
00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:28,000 I see from your accent that you're southern Canadian.
00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,543 That is correct.
00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,253 Good people of the jury, my client, Terrance,
00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:32,338 is an innocent man.
00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:36,675 Oh, Phillip, now you farted during the closing argument!
00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,801 I have, haven't I, Terrance?
00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:41,555 Your Honor,
00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,474 the defense is trying to make a mockery of this court.
00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:45,392 They think that farts are funny, but they're not!
00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,061 Sustained.
00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:49,021 Good people of the jury, my client Terrance
00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:51,023 is no more a murderer than you or me.
00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,484 He loves puppies and hates mean things.
00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:56,403 Would a murderer go to the zoo and feed animals like this?
00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:58,614 Of course not.
00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,950 So in summation, find Terrance innocent,
00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,660 or else he'll kill you.
00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,247 Just kidding.
00:04:06,372 --> 00:04:07,581 The defense rests.
00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:11,418 God damn it, that isn't funny.
00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,587 Madam foreperson, have you reached a verdict
00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,089 so we can get the hell out of here?
00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:16,966 We have, your honor. We have found Terrance
00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:18,968 in the above entitled action of murder
00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:19,969 against Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer--
00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,555 You're gonna have to repeat that verdict
00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:25,057 because we had some flatulence issues.
00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,433 I said, we find--
00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,019 we find Terrance--
00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:30,980 not guilty!
00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:32,147 Did you hear that, Terrance?
00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:33,941 You're not guilty!
00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:36,568 Oh, Phillip, you've saved me from the gas chamber!
00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:40,948 Oh, no!
00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:42,658 That sure was fun, Phillip.
00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,076 Let's go home and eat kroff dinner.
00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,494 Here, here.
00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:46,745 Well, looks like you got away with it,
00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:47,746 Terrance and Phillip.
00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,081 Oh, hello, Scott.
00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:50,541 No hard feelings, right, old pal?
00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:52,209 There are hard feelings. This isn't over!
00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,752 I'm gonna see to it
00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,045 that you both pay for what you've done!
00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,297 And do you know why?
00:04:56,422 --> 00:04:58,215 'Cause you're a dick?
00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,050 No, because I hate you.
00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,428 You think farting is so funny. Well, it isn't!
00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:04,138 Fart jokes are the lowest form of comedy,
00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:05,139 and if I--
00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:07,933 Oh, I hate you both!
00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,810 I've hated you ever since I can remember.
00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,854 I hate you and I wish you both had cancer!
00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,439 Cancer?
00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:14,898 Yes, in the head.
00:05:15,024 --> 00:05:16,400 Head cancer?
00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,360 This is not the end, Terrance and Phillip.
00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,029 You'll rue this day.
00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,989 Wow, Scott really hates us, Phillip.
00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:25,284 Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:27,036 But we're not gay, Phillip.
00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,620 We're not?
00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:30,247 Well, let us board the subway and return home.
00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:31,957 There we can eat kroff dinner.
00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,625 Yes, it's been a long day
00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:35,544 and only kroff dinner can calm my nerves.
00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,886 Say, Phillip, why does Scott
00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,346 always try to convict me of murder?
00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:46,722 He does it every week.
00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,098 He sure does seem to hate us.
00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,808 I wonder what he'll try to do next.
00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,352 God only knows.
00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:53,062 The subway certainly is wonderful, Terrance.
00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,230 It sure is. Let's look for treasure.
00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:57,024 Yes, let's look for treasure.
00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:06,575 Hello?
00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,659 Hello. Is this Scott from Canada?
00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:08,994 Yes, yes, it is.
00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,496 You're a journalist, right?
00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:12,289 Yes, I'm a television critic for magazines.
00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,957 I understand that you hate Terrance and Phillip.
00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:15,959 Yes, yes, I do.
00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:17,419 They think fart jokes are a sophisticated form of comedy,
00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,046 but they're not.
00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,172 Well, what if I were to help you get rid of them
00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,173 once and for all?
00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:22,966 Who is this?
00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:24,635 Let's just say that I'm someone who can help you
00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,428 if you help me.
00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,972 Just call me your old pal, Saddam Hussein.
00:06:29,098 --> 00:06:31,100 Saddam Hussein, the Iraqi dictator?
00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:32,976 Hey, relax, guy, I'm just your average Joe.
00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:34,019 Take a rest!
00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,729 What do you want?
00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,731 You want Terrance and Phillip out of Canada.
00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,942 I want you to bring me and my friends <i>into</i> Canada.
00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,527 That sounds like a fair trade, doesn't it?
00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:42,903 Super, let's get started.
00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,530 I'm not sure I should trust <i>you.</i>
00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,990 Hey, relax, guy, trust me.
00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:52,996 Well, it's too bad we didn't find any treasure
00:06:53,122 --> 00:06:54,581 on the subway, Phillip.
00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:55,958 Oh, hello, Ugly Bob.
00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,043 Hello, Terrance. Hello, Phillip.
00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,671 My God, you're looking hideously ugly today, Ugly Bob.
00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:02,089 How come you guys say stuff like that?
00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:03,090 Because you're Goddamned ugly, Bob.
00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:04,842 I know, but--
00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,385 Ugly Bob, your face looks like somebody tried
00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,387 to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.
00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:10,097 I can't help how I look.
00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:12,349 Besides, it's not what's on the outside that matters,
00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:13,350 it's what's on the inside.
00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:14,351 No, it isn't.
00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,229 Want to see what's on the inside of me?
00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,650 Wait, wait, I've got an idea!
00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,610 Why don't you put this paper bag over your head, Ugly Bob?
00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,237 Yes, if people can't see your face,
00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,698 they won't know how wretchedly ugly you are.
00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:29,283 Really? Hey, thanks, you guys.
00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:30,951 Maybe now I can score with chicks.
00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,619 Sure you can, Ugly Bob.
00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,204 If they can't see how horribly disfigured you are,
00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:35,622 they'll want to sleep with you.
00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:36,790 Thanks, you guys.
00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:41,879 Hello, Barky, hello, Purry.
00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:42,880 Bark, bark!
00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,882 Prrr, prrr.
00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:46,425 Say, Terrance, I was just about to make some kroff dinner.
00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,051 Would you like some?
00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:49,470 You know I never turn down kroff dinner, Phillip.
00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,390 I'm going to put on a pirate costume.
00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,727 Special delivery for Terrance.
00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:58,103 I'll take that.
00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:00,230 Sign here and here and here,
00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,274 and here and here.
00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,276 And here.
00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,319 Oh, Terrance!
00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:06,987 You got a letter!
00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,614 Shiver me timbers, Phillip.
00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:10,157 At this rate I'll never get to my kroff dinner.
00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:11,742 Oh my God!
00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:13,243 What is it, Terrance? Did you fart?
00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:14,536 No, it's Sally.
00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,205 She's being held captive in Iran.
00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,623 Not Sally! Dear God, no, Terrance.
00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:20,042 Why Sally? God, why?
00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,293 Say, Terrance, who's Sally?
00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:22,961 My daughter.
00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,546 I never knew you had a daughter, Terrance.
00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,173 Oh, yes. Didn't I mention that, me hearties?
00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,966 No, you never did, Terrance.
00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:31,345 Oh, well, it all began 15 years ago.
00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:36,767 My God, what a fascinating story, Terrance,
00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:38,185 especially the part about Celine Dion.
00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:39,937 Yes, indeed.
00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,355 But now my little Sally is being held captive in Iran
00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,856 and I will have to go and find her!
00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,233 And I will go with you, Terrance.
00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:45,609 You are such a good friend, Phillip.
00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,444 Well, you know what they say.
00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,404 "A friend in need is a friend with kroff dinner."
00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:50,822 Avast there, mateys.
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,454 Hello, Celine Dion.
00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,623 Terrance, this is quite a surprise.
00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:00,666 You're looking well.
00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:02,042 And you.
00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,961 Celine, where is our daughter, Sally?
00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,088 She's in the Middle East studying anthropology, why?
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,881 Wrong!
00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:10,467 She's been taken hostage and is now being held prisoner.
00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,052 What?
00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,303 Phillip and I are going to Iran to find her,
00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:14,888 but we may never return.
00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,224 Oh, Terrance, what happened to us?
00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,351 We just grew apart, Celine Dion.
00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,228 Please bring our daughter home safe, Terrance.
00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:27,818 Hello, Ugly Bob.
00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,278 Hi, guys.
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,529 How's the paper bag working out?
00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:31,822 People seem to really like it.
00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:32,823 I even have a date this Friday.
00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:34,449 Terrific!
00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:36,034 We need two tickets for Tehran, please.
00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,536 Iran is dangerous. You guys shouldn't go there.
00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:39,288 Damn it, man! Danger or no,
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:40,872 I'm going to help my friend find his daughter!
00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:43,709 All right then, there's a flight leaving today.
00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,419 Oh, good.
00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,629 Well, I certainly am going to miss Canada, Terrance.
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,131 Indeed, Phillip.
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,174 Terrance, if I die whilst in Iran,
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,801 please bring my body back to Canada
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,053 and bury me in a box with a side of kroff dinner.
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:56,263 Same here, Phillip.
00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:59,850 ♪ O Canada ♪
00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:04,146 ♪ Our home and native land ♪
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:08,317 ♪ True patriot love ♪
00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:12,654 ♪ In all thy sons command ♪
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:16,325 ♪ With glowing hearts we see thee rise ♪
00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:20,120 ♪ The true north strong and free ♪
00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:24,166 ♪ From far and wide, O Canada ♪
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:28,253 ♪ We stand on guard for thee ♪
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:32,299 ♪ God keep our land... ♪
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:35,594 Scott to Red Dragon. Come in, Red Dragon.
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,012 Go ahead, Scott. This is Red Dragon.
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,639 The plan is working perfectly.
00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:39,723 Terrance and Phillip have taken the bait.
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,433 Excellent.
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,809 My buddies and I are ready to come to Canada.
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,561 Has everything been arranged?
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,355 Yes, everything's proceeding according to plan.
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,148 Now, you promised that when Terrance and Phillip arrive
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,816 they'll be ripped into pieces and shot several times.
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,401 Hey, relax, guy.
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,236 I'm gonna keep my side of the bargain.
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,238 Roger, Red Dragon. Scott out.
00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:57,532 I've got you now, you fart-loving fart lovers.
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,792 I got ya!
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,011 Oh, Phillip.
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,097 How will I ever find my fugitive daughter in this daunting place?
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,264 We don't speak the language.
00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:22,641 We are unwelcome strangers,
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,309 and we have no idea where to begin.
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,394 Oh, look, there she is.
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,395 Oh, good.
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,396 Who? Where?
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:28,772 I'm here, Sally.
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,565 It's your father, Terrance.
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:31,942 I'm here to save you from your smelly Iranian captors.
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,026 Papa.
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,403 Say, she looks a lot more
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:35,404 like Celine Dion than you, Terrance.
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,365 Oh, now I see the resemblance!
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,033 Well, enough of Iran, let's get home.
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,332 Well, now that I have my bastard daughter back,
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,084 I feel like going to Celine Dion's house
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,044 and asking her to marry me again.
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,296 Oh, raspberries, looks like I'm losing a friend.
00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:54,673 No, you're gaining a pop vocalist.
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,925 Oh my God! What is this?
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,387 Is this Canada?
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,639 It seems to have changed.
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:03,932 This is madness!
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,479 What's going on, Phillip?
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,939 How could Canada have changed so much whilst we were gone?
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,816 I don't know, Terrance.
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,693 And who is that smelly person in all these pictures?
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:16,153 I must take my bastard daughter back to Celine Dion
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:17,821 and see what she has to say.
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,745 Celine, I brought our daughter Sally back
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,496 and I want to tell you that--
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,123 Terrance, could you come back a little later?
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,458 Why?
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,376 Uh... I'm just a little busy right now.
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,378 You've got a man over, don't you, Celine Dion?
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,379 Well, I--
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:35,714 Hi, guys.
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,215 Oh my God, it's Ugly Bob!
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,800 What the hell are you doing here?
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,177 I'm doing Celine Dion, what's it look like?
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,553 Oh, Celine Dion, what have you done?
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:42,888 I was going to make us a family again
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,639 but now you've slept with Ugly Bob.
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,308 What do you mean? Why are you calling him "Ugly Bob"?
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,310 Because that's his name, you stupid bitch.
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,520 You told me your name was "Handsome Bob"!
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,189 Look at him, Celine Dion.
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,026 Behold his horrible face.
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,111 Oh my God, he's hopelessly ugly,
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,780 and I am pregnant with his child!
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,072 What? No...!
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:03,408 I'm going to have a freak baby!
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,368 Oh, the humanity!
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,414 Hey, Saddam,
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:10,540 you helped me get rid of Terrance and Phillip
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,751 and I appreciate that,
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,252 but why are framed pictures of you going up all over Canada?
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,712 Huh? Oh, that?
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,672 Don't worry, guy, you just need a rest.
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,257 No, I don't need a rest.
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,258 I want to know what this is all about.
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,885 Hey, relax, fella.
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,261 I'm just making it so that Terrance and Phillip
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:24,554 can never come back to Canada again.
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:25,931 I just need a couple of things
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,307 and then I'm gonna head back to Iran.
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,850 I thought you were from Iraq.
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:29,976 Iran, Iraq, what the hell's the difference?
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,102 Relax, guy.
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,318 Phillip, I'm convinced that something
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:39,903 very, very not good is happening to Canada.
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,155 Yes, I agree whole-<i>fartedly.</i>
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:44,991 Hey, what the hell are you guys doing here?
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,451 Oh, hello, Scott.
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,453 You're not supposed to be here.
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:49,955 You're supposed to be in Iran looking for your kidnapped--
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,832 I mean, how are you guys today?
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:53,208 Wait, what were you saying?
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,334 Nothing, why?
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:55,335 Hey, Scott, guess what?
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,336 What?
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,715 I hate you more than ever, Terrance and Phillip!
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,717 I absolutely abhor you both!
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,262 What are you doing, Scott?
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:06,263 I'm wishing cancer upon you.
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,265 Cancer?
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,308 That's right, I'm trying to give you cancer with my mind.
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,810 Ahh! Stop that!
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,562 Hey, don't give <i>me</i> cancer.
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,194 Mr. Hussein, the U.S. government is becoming worried.
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,779 Worried? About what?
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,114 Take a load off, relax.
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,032 You seem to be taking over Canada.
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,868 "Taking over Canada," me?
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,954 Hey, you need a rest, fella. I'm not hiding any bombs.
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,831 We didn't say anything about bombs.
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,875 Oh, you didn't? Hey, relax.
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,209 We're giving you just three years
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,878 to clear your forces out of Canada.
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,713 After that we're gonna bomb all of Iran.
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,214 I'm from Iraq.
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,717 Iran, Iraq, what's the difference?
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,468 Ugh, I hate Americans.
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:46,720 Please let me kill them.
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,430 No, no, you need to relax, guy.
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,348 Remember the plan. First we take over Canada,
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,601 then we'll have the best of the female pop vocalists.
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,227 After that, we'll take over the U.S.,
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,354 then Europe, then China, then Newfoundland,
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,522 then the world!
00:14:58,648 --> 00:14:59,608 What's so funny?
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,401 Nothing, relax, buddy.
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:02,944 Saddam, Terrance and Phillip are back in Canada.
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,571 Oh, really?
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,072 You promised me they'd be gone for good.
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:07,073 That was your part of the bargain.
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,533 I changed my mind.
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,493 Pray that I don't change it any further.
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,705 This deal's getting worse all the time.
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,668 Hey, Terrance, let's watch American television.
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,503 Yeah, we can get satellite feed from the U.S.
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,839 And watch all the stupid TV shows.
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,799 Oh, look, here's a show.
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,176 you!
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,303 Stupid.
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,930 God damn, their TV shows are lame.
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,890 The father of Eric Cartman is...
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,018 Look at those silly American heads.
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,853 They look like groundhogs.
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:39,397 And in other news, it appears that Saddam Hussein
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,441 has finally signed an agreement to let the U.S.
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,735 inspect his military operations.
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,779 When asked if he would uphold his side of the agreement,
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,406 Hussein replied, quote, "Hey, relax, fella,
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:49,783 you need a rest, guy."
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,034 Hey, Phillip,
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,410 isn't that the smelly gentlemen
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,662 we've seen in pictures all over town?
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:54,871 Yes, it is, Terrance.
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,414 According to that newsy,
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,083 he's some kind of Turkish dictator.
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,751 Well, we can't just sit here and eat kroff dinner
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,503 and let Canada be overrun by the Turks.
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,341 That fart sounded like a ringing phone, Terrance.
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,801 It sure did, Phillip.
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,180 Oh, wait, that is the phone.
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,223 Hello?
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,307 Terrance, this is Scott.
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,184 Oh, hey... It's Scott.
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,560 Tell him he's a smelly bastard.
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:18,770 Phillip says hello, Scott.
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,188 Just shut up and listen.
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,648 You've unleashed a monster onto Canada.
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,274 And only you can get rid of him,
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,068 even though I hate you and I wish you had cancer.
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,069 You are such a dick, Scott.
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,070 You're a dick.
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,071 You're a dick.
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,072 You're a dick.
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,073 You're a dick.
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,074 You're a dick.
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,283 You're a dick.
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,577 - You're a dick. - You're a dick.
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,329 The two of you are the most annoying dicks in Canada.
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,540 You give other Canadians a bad name, and if I had my--
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,083 I'm sorry, Scott, could you hold on a minute?
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,084 Sure.
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,963 How do you like that, Scott?
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,840 You son of a bitch, I'll get you if it's the last--
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,050 Oh, wait, I have another call, Scott, can you hang on?
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,051 Sure.
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,220 Oh, that was Sir Smelly.
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,221 He says hello.
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,514 God damn it!
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,515 Oh, wait a second, Scott.
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,516 Sure. I mean, no!
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:57,851 You listen to me.
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,477 If you want to save Canada
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,812 you'll meet me at Karl's Kroff Dinner Restaurant
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,147 in half an hour.
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,234 Oh, Ugly Bob, I'm so confused.
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,779 I love your personality, but you are so wretchedly ugly.
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,197 Maybe the baby will have your face instead of mine.
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,532 We can only hope.
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,034 I suppose we'll be okay
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,786 as long as you keep that bag on your head.
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,163 What's this?
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,414 Hey there, my name's Saddam.
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,332 I'm a big fan of Polo.
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,418 I've been searching a long time for you, Celine Dion.
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,836 Oh, no you don't, she's my bitch.
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:25,628 Hey, who are you?
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,547 I'm Bob, but my friends call me "Ugly Bob"
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,299 because I have the features of a deformed burn victim.
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,342 Really? I thought all Canadians looked alike.
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:32,594 Let me see.
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,181 Well, I'm sorry, guy.
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,849 You know, I could cure that face of yours.
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:38,433 You could?
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,101 Sure. I just need a favor.
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,062 There's a Canadian football game tomorrow.
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,813 The Ottawa Roughriders against the Vancouver Roughriders.
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,523 It's at that game that I will officially turn
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,025 the Canadian flag over to my Iranian one.
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,735 What? Why?
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,195 Hey, don't worry about that, take a load off.
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,571 Don't think about it, look over here.
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,364 All I need is for Celine Dion
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,533 to sing our Iranian national anthem at the game
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,368 to finalize my hostile takeover of Canada. What do you say?
00:17:57,494 --> 00:18:00,080 Did you say hostile takeover of Canada?
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,956 No, no, relax there, fella.
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,172 Well, Scott said to meet him here but he's not showing up.
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,967 Well, while we're waiting,
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,427 why don't we search for treasure?
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,387 Oh, good idea, let's search for treasure.
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,767 What are you idiots doing?
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,185 We're looking for treasure.
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,770 Is that some kind of metaphor
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,438 for a kind of search that can't be described?
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,899 No, we're searching for treasure.
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,317 Listen, I have an inside scoop.
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,069 There's an Iraqi dictator
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,821 who is quietly and slowly taking over Canada.
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:33,947 Yes, you mean Saddam Smelly.
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,573 We saw him on the telly.
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:36,699 Well, what are you two gonna do about it?
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,159 What do you mean?
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,994 It's your fault that he's here.
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,454 You brought the Iraqis back with you on your plane
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:42,956 when you rescued your kidnapped daughter.
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,874 You mean we are to blame?
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,377 That's right, and now you must make amends.
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,671 Tomorrow, Saddam will try to finalize his takeover of Canada
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,673 at the Roughriders/Roughriders football game.
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,007 It will be your only shot at wiping them all out.
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,008 Here, take this.
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,009 What is this?
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,636 It's a bomb.
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,555 You must strap it to yourselves, go to the game,
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,640 and sacrifice your lives to take out Saddam's minions.
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,100 That sounds scary.
00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:03,685 Well, you must do it for Canada.
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,478 For Canada, Terrance.
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,188 For Canada, Phillip.
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,315 Yes, Terrance and Phillip.
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,900 And when the dust is settled
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,527 Canada will be rid of both the Iraqis
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,571 and your immature fart humor.
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,035 Well, Phillip, I'm very sad that we have to die for Canada.
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,704 Yes.
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,330 This bomb will blow us both to smithereens.
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,915 But we really have no choice.
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,458 Only our deaths can bring Canada life.
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:30,753 That's funny.
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,088 Wait a minute, Terrance,
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,089 that fart gives me pause.
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,465 Why is that?
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,050 That smelly Saddam Hussein,
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,594 he uses German chemical warfare, does he not?
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,304 Yes, apparently he does.
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,805 Terrance, get the phone book.
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,557 We must call every Canadian we can.
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,559 Oh, Phillip, it sounds like you have an idea.
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,144 I do, Terrance.
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,569 <i>And the Roughriders are really giving the Roughriders</i>
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,321 <i>a run for their money.</i>
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,031 <i>All else aside, I must say that the Roughriders</i>
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,116 <i>are simply outmatched by these Roughriders.</i>
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,996 <i>And that's going to take us to halftime.</i>
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,414 <i>Be sure to stick around for the halftime show,</i>
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,249 <i>Saddam and the Electric Iraqis,</i>
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,710 <i>in a salute to hostile takeovers.</i>
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,050 Well, I guess it's time, old friend.
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,010 Yes, prepare the alert.
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,305 Hello to my Canadian friends.
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,390 Everybody, relax, take a rest, put your feet up.
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,768 Those dogs are barking.
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,686 You may have noticed some changes to your country.
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,939 Don't worry about that. The changes will continue.
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,815 I'm here to announce once and for all
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,068 that Canada will now be known as New Baghdad.
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,201 You will bow down to me as your ruler.
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:45,203 You will obey my laws or you will be killed.
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,790 And now you will sing the Iraqi national anthem
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,959 or you will be stabbed in the head.
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,213 Now, Phillip?
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:56,506 Now, Terrance.
00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:03,888 Hey, what the hell is this?
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,108 They're using chemical warfare.
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,901 How could they?
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,871 We did it, Phillip.
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,331 We destroyed the Turks!
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,250 Oh, glorious day.
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,386 Terrance, Terrance, you've saved Canada.
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:44,929 Oh, it was all Phillip's idea.
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,264 God bless you, Phillip.
00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:47,473 Don't touch me, Ugly Bob.
00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:48,808 Hey, what the hell happened?
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,226 You were supposed to be blown up!
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:51,894 We came up with a better plan.
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,354 You see, Scott, after all your criticism,
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,398 it was farting that saved Canada.
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,191 Oh, that is so juvenile.
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,901 Hey, Scott, do you like apples?
00:21:59,027 --> 00:21:59,902 Of course.
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:02,822 How do you like them apples?
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,533 I hate you, Terrance and Phillip!
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,994 Oh, Celine Dion.
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,579 You never finished that national anthem.
00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:11,456 You're right, Terrance, you're right.
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:16,711 ♪ O Canada, our home and native land ♪
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:20,423 ♪ True patriot love ♪
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:24,635 ♪ In all thy sons command ♪
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:28,348 ♪ With glowing hearts we see thee rise ♪
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:31,934 ♪ The true north strong and free ♪
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:36,022 ♪ From far and wide, O Canada ♪
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:39,942 ♪ We stand on guard for thee ♪
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:44,655 ♪ God, keep our land ♪
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:48,409 ♪ Glorious and free ♪
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:52,163 ♪ O Canada ♪
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:56,959 ♪ We stand on guard for thee ♪
00:22:57,085 --> 00:23:00,797 ♪ O Canada ♪
00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:07,387 ♪ We stand on guard for thee ♪
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:17,563 <i>Who is Eric Cartman's father?</i>
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:20,066 <i>Find out on an all-new "South Park"</i>
00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,859 <i>in just a few weeks.</i>

00:00:11,971 --> 00:00:13,389 [murmurs]
00:00:18,394 --> 00:00:21,063 - Hi, I'm Trey Parker. - And I'm Matt Stone.
00:00:21,188 --> 00:00:23,274 And we're Trey Parker and Matt Stone,
00:00:23,399 --> 00:00:26,944 and this is "Terrance and Phillip: Not Without My Anus,"
00:00:27,069 --> 00:00:29,655 which is our favorite episode, and it really is.
00:00:29,780 --> 00:00:31,365 I know we always say that,
00:00:31,490 --> 00:00:32,992 but this one really is our favorite episode.
00:00:33,117 --> 00:00:35,828 This, uh -- we did this show last year.
00:00:35,953 --> 00:00:37,788 It aired on April Fools' Day,
00:00:37,913 --> 00:00:40,458 and it was supposed to be an April Fools' joke, and--
00:00:40,583 --> 00:00:41,959 What are you doing?
00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:43,419 I'm doing a -- you know, the MTV stuff.
00:00:43,544 --> 00:00:44,670 - Don't do that. - You know--come on.
00:00:44,795 --> 00:00:46,047 Don't do--no, don't do that.
00:00:46,172 --> 00:00:47,965 - All right. - Just sit there.
00:00:48,090 --> 00:00:49,675 It aired on April Fools' Day.
00:00:49,800 --> 00:00:52,261 We'd set up the end of season one with a cliffhanger
00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,930 about who Cartman's dad was.
00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:57,183 You had to tune in to find out who Cartman's dad was,
00:00:57,308 --> 00:00:59,310 and it was April 1st,
00:00:59,435 --> 00:01:01,645 so instead of telling you who Cartman's dad was,
00:01:01,771 --> 00:01:03,147 we aired an entire Terrance and Phillip episode,
00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:04,440 which we thought was hilarious,
00:01:04,565 --> 00:01:06,317 but it didn't go over very well.
00:01:06,442 --> 00:01:07,943 - Most of America hated it, yeah. - Everyone hated it.
00:01:08,069 --> 00:01:09,779 And they--'cause they-- they were like,
00:01:09,904 --> 00:01:11,572 "Well, who's Cartman's dad? Who's Cartman's dad?"
00:01:11,697 --> 00:01:13,240 And everyone sat through this episode waiting to see
00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,326 who Cartman's dad was and didn't get to really
00:01:15,451 --> 00:01:17,036 experience the beauty and the--
00:01:17,161 --> 00:01:18,704 the awesomeness of this episode,
00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:20,998 and so we're really glad that it's out on video
00:01:21,123 --> 00:01:22,666 so now people can enjoy it for what it is.
00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:26,170 We're very glad this episode is out on video.
00:01:26,295 --> 00:01:28,047 Because now everyone can see
00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:30,091 what a brilliant piece of work it is.
00:01:30,216 --> 00:01:32,968 So enjoy "Terrance and Phillip: Not Without My Anus."
00:01:38,307 --> 00:01:40,893 [indistinct chatter]
00:01:52,113 --> 00:01:54,907 <i>Since the last "South Park," you've waited four long weeks</i>
00:01:55,032 --> 00:01:58,410 <i>to find out who the father of Eric Cartman is.</i>
00:01:58,536 --> 00:02:01,455 <i>Now finally, the shocking truth about Cartman's lineage</i>
00:02:01,580 --> 00:02:04,875 <i>will not be seen tonight so that we can bring you</i>
00:02:05,000 --> 00:02:07,169 <i>the following special presentation.</i>
00:02:08,379 --> 00:02:12,258 <i>Now get ready for Canada's hottest action stars,</i>
00:02:12,383 --> 00:02:15,344 <i>Terrance and Phillip in the HBC Movie of the Week.</i>
00:02:24,395 --> 00:02:25,729 Ladies and gentlemen,
00:02:25,855 --> 00:02:27,356 before you today sits a murderer.
00:02:27,481 --> 00:02:29,233 On the night in question,
00:02:29,358 --> 00:02:31,193 this monster entered the home of Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer
00:02:31,318 --> 00:02:33,362 and struck him repeatedly in the head with this hammer.
00:02:33,487 --> 00:02:35,531 That monster is sitting right over there
00:02:35,656 --> 00:02:37,825 and his name is Terrance!
00:02:38,951 --> 00:02:40,077 ( farting )
00:02:40,202 --> 00:02:42,288 Terrance, you farted in court.
00:02:42,413 --> 00:02:44,415 Yes, Phillip, I'm making a case for our defense.
00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:47,459 All of these things link Terrance to the murder.
00:02:47,585 --> 00:02:49,920 Hair fibers, blood samples, nail clippings,
00:02:50,045 --> 00:02:51,964 a piece of his shirt,
00:02:52,089 --> 00:02:53,591 a watch with his initials on it.
00:02:53,716 --> 00:02:56,010 A day planner with the murder scheduled.
00:02:56,135 --> 00:02:58,721 A haiku called "Time to Kill Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer".
00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,849 "Dr. O'Dwyer, time to have your head smashed in
00:03:01,974 --> 00:03:04,727 with my new hammer."
00:03:04,852 --> 00:03:07,188 Terrance, you may be a famous surgeon,
00:03:07,313 --> 00:03:08,230 but you're not God!
00:03:08,355 --> 00:03:10,316 <i>J'accuse,</i> Terrance.
00:03:10,441 --> 00:03:11,734 Would you like a "monkey claw", Phillip?
00:03:11,859 --> 00:03:12,735 Yes, please.
00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:13,736 ( farting )
00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,029 ( laughing )
00:03:15,154 --> 00:03:16,906 That's called the "monkey claw"
00:03:17,031 --> 00:03:18,365 because it feels like my colon is being ripped apart
00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:20,075 by a thousand monkeys.
00:03:20,201 --> 00:03:21,535 The "monkey claw" is smelly.
00:03:21,660 --> 00:03:22,912 Come on, get a move on.
00:03:23,037 --> 00:03:24,246 I ain't getting any younger up here.
00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,123 My sentiments exactly, Your Honor.
00:03:26,248 --> 00:03:28,000 I see from your accent that you're southern Canadian.
00:03:28,125 --> 00:03:29,543 That is correct.
00:03:29,668 --> 00:03:31,253 Good people of the jury, my client, Terrance,
00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:32,338 is an innocent man.
00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:34,131 ( farting )
00:03:34,256 --> 00:03:36,675 Oh, Phillip, now you farted during the closing argument!
00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:37,801 I have, haven't I, Terrance?
00:03:37,927 --> 00:03:38,802 ( farting )
00:03:38,928 --> 00:03:39,803 ( laughing )
00:03:39,929 --> 00:03:41,555 Your Honor,
00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,474 the defense is trying to make a mockery of this court.
00:03:43,599 --> 00:03:45,392 They think that farts are funny, but they're not!
00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,061 Sustained.
00:03:47,186 --> 00:03:49,021 Good people of the jury, my client Terrance
00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:51,023 is no more a murderer than you or me.
00:03:51,148 --> 00:03:53,484 He loves puppies and hates mean things.
00:03:53,609 --> 00:03:56,403 Would a murderer go to the zoo and feed animals like this?
00:03:56,528 --> 00:03:58,614 Of course not.
00:03:58,739 --> 00:04:00,950 So in summation, find Terrance innocent,
00:04:01,075 --> 00:04:02,660 or else he'll kill you.
00:04:02,785 --> 00:04:03,953 ( gasping )
00:04:04,078 --> 00:04:04,954 ( laughing )
00:04:05,079 --> 00:04:06,247 Just kidding.
00:04:06,372 --> 00:04:07,581 The defense rests.
00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:08,832 ( farting )
00:04:08,958 --> 00:04:11,418 God damn it, that isn't funny.
00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:13,587 Madam foreperson, have you reached a verdict
00:04:13,712 --> 00:04:15,089 so we can get the hell out of here?
00:04:15,214 --> 00:04:16,966 We have, your honor. We have found Terrance
00:04:17,091 --> 00:04:18,968 in the above entitled action of murder
00:04:19,093 --> 00:04:19,969 against Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer--
00:04:20,094 --> 00:04:21,595 ( farting )
00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,555 You're gonna have to repeat that verdict
00:04:23,681 --> 00:04:25,057 because we had some flatulence issues.
00:04:25,182 --> 00:04:26,433 I said, we find--
00:04:26,558 --> 00:04:27,476 ( farting )
00:04:27,601 --> 00:04:29,019 we find Terrance--
00:04:29,144 --> 00:04:30,980 not guilty!
00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:32,147 Did you hear that, Terrance?
00:04:32,273 --> 00:04:33,941 You're not guilty!
00:04:34,066 --> 00:04:36,568 Oh, Phillip, you've saved me from the gas chamber!
00:04:36,694 --> 00:04:38,404 ( laughing )
00:04:38,529 --> 00:04:40,948 Oh, no!
00:04:41,073 --> 00:04:42,658 That sure was fun, Phillip.
00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,076 Let's go home and eat kroff dinner.
00:04:44,201 --> 00:04:45,494 Here, here.
00:04:45,619 --> 00:04:46,745 Well, looks like you got away with it,
00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:47,746 Terrance and Phillip.
00:04:47,871 --> 00:04:49,081 Oh, hello, Scott.
00:04:49,206 --> 00:04:50,541 No hard feelings, right, old pal?
00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:52,209 There are hard feelings. This isn't over!
00:04:52,334 --> 00:04:53,752 I'm gonna see to it
00:04:53,877 --> 00:04:55,045 that you both pay for what you've done!
00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:56,297 And do you know why?
00:04:56,422 --> 00:04:58,215 'Cause you're a dick?
00:04:58,340 --> 00:05:00,050 No, because I hate you.
00:05:00,175 --> 00:05:02,428 You think farting is so funny. Well, it isn't!
00:05:02,553 --> 00:05:04,138 Fart jokes are the lowest form of comedy,
00:05:04,263 --> 00:05:05,139 and if I--
00:05:05,264 --> 00:05:06,348 ( farting )
00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:07,933 Oh, I hate you both!
00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:09,810 I've hated you ever since I can remember.
00:05:09,935 --> 00:05:11,854 I hate you and I wish you both had cancer!
00:05:11,979 --> 00:05:13,439 Cancer?
00:05:13,564 --> 00:05:14,898 Yes, in the head.
00:05:15,024 --> 00:05:16,400 Head cancer?
00:05:16,525 --> 00:05:18,360 This is not the end, Terrance and Phillip.
00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:20,029 You'll rue this day.
00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,989 Wow, Scott really hates us, Phillip.
00:05:22,114 --> 00:05:25,284 Yes, perhaps he's homophobic.
00:05:25,409 --> 00:05:27,036 But we're not gay, Phillip.
00:05:27,161 --> 00:05:28,620 We're not?
00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:30,247 Well, let us board the subway and return home.
00:05:30,372 --> 00:05:31,957 There we can eat kroff dinner.
00:05:32,082 --> 00:05:33,625 Yes, it's been a long day
00:05:33,751 --> 00:05:35,544 and only kroff dinner can calm my nerves.
00:05:39,506 --> 00:05:40,758 ( farting )
00:05:40,883 --> 00:05:42,551 ( laughing )
00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:43,886 Say, Phillip, why does Scott
00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:45,346 always try to convict me of murder?
00:05:45,471 --> 00:05:46,722 He does it every week.
00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,098 He sure does seem to hate us.
00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,808 I wonder what he'll try to do next.
00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:51,352 God only knows.
00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:53,062 The subway certainly is wonderful, Terrance.
00:05:53,187 --> 00:05:55,230 It sure is. Let's look for treasure.
00:05:55,356 --> 00:05:57,024 Yes, let's look for treasure.
00:06:03,906 --> 00:06:04,782 ( phone ringing )
00:06:04,907 --> 00:06:06,575 Hello?
00:06:06,700 --> 00:06:07,659 Hello. Is this Scott from Canada?
00:06:07,785 --> 00:06:08,994 Yes, yes, it is.
00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,496 You're a journalist, right?
00:06:10,621 --> 00:06:12,289 Yes, I'm a television critic for magazines.
00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,957 I understand that you hate Terrance and Phillip.
00:06:14,083 --> 00:06:15,959 Yes, yes, I do.
00:06:16,085 --> 00:06:17,419 They think fart jokes are a sophisticated form of comedy,
00:06:17,544 --> 00:06:19,046 but they're not.
00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:20,172 Well, what if I were to help you get rid of them
00:06:20,297 --> 00:06:21,173 once and for all?
00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:22,966 Who is this?
00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:24,635 Let's just say that I'm someone who can help you
00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,428 if you help me.
00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,972 Just call me your old pal, Saddam Hussein.
00:06:29,098 --> 00:06:31,100 Saddam Hussein, the Iraqi dictator?
00:06:31,225 --> 00:06:32,976 Hey, relax, guy, I'm just your average Joe.
00:06:33,102 --> 00:06:34,019 Take a rest!
00:06:34,144 --> 00:06:35,729 What do you want?
00:06:35,854 --> 00:06:37,731 You want Terrance and Phillip out of Canada.
00:06:37,856 --> 00:06:39,942 I want you to bring me and my friends <i>into</i> Canada.
00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,527 That sounds like a fair trade, doesn't it?
00:06:41,652 --> 00:06:42,903 Super, let's get started.
00:06:43,028 --> 00:06:44,530 I'm not sure I should trust <i>you.</i>
00:06:44,655 --> 00:06:46,990 Hey, relax, guy, trust me.
00:06:51,954 --> 00:06:52,996 Well, it's too bad we didn't find any treasure
00:06:53,122 --> 00:06:54,581 on the subway, Phillip.
00:06:54,706 --> 00:06:55,958 Oh, hello, Ugly Bob.
00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:58,043 Hello, Terrance. Hello, Phillip.
00:06:58,168 --> 00:07:00,671 My God, you're looking hideously ugly today, Ugly Bob.
00:07:00,796 --> 00:07:02,089 How come you guys say stuff like that?
00:07:02,214 --> 00:07:03,090 Because you're Goddamned ugly, Bob.
00:07:03,215 --> 00:07:04,842 I know, but--
00:07:04,967 --> 00:07:06,385 Ugly Bob, your face looks like somebody tried
00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:08,387 to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.
00:07:08,512 --> 00:07:10,097 I can't help how I look.
00:07:10,222 --> 00:07:12,349 Besides, it's not what's on the outside that matters,
00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:13,350 it's what's on the inside.
00:07:13,475 --> 00:07:14,351 No, it isn't.
00:07:14,476 --> 00:07:15,811 ( laughing )
00:07:15,936 --> 00:07:17,229 Want to see what's on the inside of me?
00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:18,230 ( farting )
00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:19,481 ( laughing )
00:07:19,606 --> 00:07:21,650 Wait, wait, I've got an idea!
00:07:21,775 --> 00:07:23,610 Why don't you put this paper bag over your head, Ugly Bob?
00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:25,237 Yes, if people can't see your face,
00:07:25,362 --> 00:07:27,698 they won't know how wretchedly ugly you are.
00:07:27,823 --> 00:07:29,283 Really? Hey, thanks, you guys.
00:07:29,408 --> 00:07:30,951 Maybe now I can score with chicks.
00:07:31,076 --> 00:07:32,619 Sure you can, Ugly Bob.
00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:34,204 If they can't see how horribly disfigured you are,
00:07:34,329 --> 00:07:35,622 they'll want to sleep with you.
00:07:35,747 --> 00:07:36,790 Thanks, you guys.
00:07:40,586 --> 00:07:41,879 Hello, Barky, hello, Purry.
00:07:42,004 --> 00:07:42,880 Bark, bark!
00:07:43,005 --> 00:07:44,882 Prrr, prrr.
00:07:45,007 --> 00:07:46,425 Say, Terrance, I was just about to make some kroff dinner.
00:07:46,550 --> 00:07:48,051 Would you like some?
00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:49,470 You know I never turn down kroff dinner, Phillip.
00:07:49,595 --> 00:07:50,471 ( farting )
00:07:50,596 --> 00:07:51,889 ( laughing )
00:07:52,014 --> 00:07:53,390 I'm going to put on a pirate costume.
00:07:53,515 --> 00:07:54,641 ( doorbell )
00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,727 Special delivery for Terrance.
00:07:56,852 --> 00:07:58,103 I'll take that.
00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:00,230 Sign here and here and here,
00:08:00,355 --> 00:08:02,274 and here and here.
00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,276 And here.
00:08:04,401 --> 00:08:05,319 Oh, Terrance!
00:08:05,444 --> 00:08:06,987 You got a letter!
00:08:07,112 --> 00:08:08,614 Shiver me timbers, Phillip.
00:08:08,739 --> 00:08:10,157 At this rate I'll never get to my kroff dinner.
00:08:10,282 --> 00:08:11,742 Oh my God!
00:08:11,867 --> 00:08:13,243 What is it, Terrance? Did you fart?
00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:14,536 No, it's Sally.
00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,205 She's being held captive in Iran.
00:08:16,330 --> 00:08:17,623 Not Sally! Dear God, no, Terrance.
00:08:17,748 --> 00:08:20,042 Why Sally? God, why?
00:08:20,167 --> 00:08:21,293 Say, Terrance, who's Sally?
00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:22,961 My daughter.
00:08:23,086 --> 00:08:24,546 I never knew you had a daughter, Terrance.
00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,173 Oh, yes. Didn't I mention that, me hearties?
00:08:26,298 --> 00:08:27,966 No, you never did, Terrance.
00:08:28,091 --> 00:08:31,345 Oh, well, it all began 15 years ago.
00:08:34,473 --> 00:08:36,767 My God, what a fascinating story, Terrance,
00:08:36,892 --> 00:08:38,185 especially the part about Celine Dion.
00:08:38,310 --> 00:08:39,937 Yes, indeed.
00:08:40,062 --> 00:08:41,355 But now my little Sally is being held captive in Iran
00:08:41,480 --> 00:08:42,856 and I will have to go and find her!
00:08:42,981 --> 00:08:44,233 And I will go with you, Terrance.
00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:45,609 You are such a good friend, Phillip.
00:08:45,734 --> 00:08:47,444 Well, you know what they say.
00:08:47,569 --> 00:08:49,404 "A friend in need is a friend with kroff dinner."
00:08:49,530 --> 00:08:50,822 Avast there, mateys.
00:08:54,868 --> 00:08:55,744 ( doorbell )
00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:57,454 Hello, Celine Dion.
00:08:57,579 --> 00:08:59,623 Terrance, this is quite a surprise.
00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:00,666 You're looking well.
00:09:00,791 --> 00:09:02,042 And you.
00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:03,961 Celine, where is our daughter, Sally?
00:09:04,086 --> 00:09:06,088 She's in the Middle East studying anthropology, why?
00:09:06,213 --> 00:09:07,881 Wrong!
00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:10,467 She's been taken hostage and is now being held prisoner.
00:09:10,592 --> 00:09:12,052 What?
00:09:12,177 --> 00:09:13,303 Phillip and I are going to Iran to find her,
00:09:13,428 --> 00:09:14,888 but we may never return.
00:09:15,013 --> 00:09:17,224 Oh, Terrance, what happened to us?
00:09:17,349 --> 00:09:19,351 We just grew apart, Celine Dion.
00:09:19,476 --> 00:09:21,228 Please bring our daughter home safe, Terrance.
00:09:21,353 --> 00:09:22,229 ( farting )
00:09:22,354 --> 00:09:23,480 ( laughing )
00:09:26,942 --> 00:09:27,818 Hello, Ugly Bob.
00:09:27,943 --> 00:09:29,278 Hi, guys.
00:09:29,403 --> 00:09:30,529 How's the paper bag working out?
00:09:30,654 --> 00:09:31,822 People seem to really like it.
00:09:31,947 --> 00:09:32,823 I even have a date this Friday.
00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:34,449 Terrific!
00:09:34,575 --> 00:09:36,034 We need two tickets for Tehran, please.
00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:37,536 Iran is dangerous. You guys shouldn't go there.
00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:39,288 Damn it, man! Danger or no,
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:40,872 I'm going to help my friend find his daughter!
00:09:40,998 --> 00:09:42,499 ( laughing )
00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:43,709 All right then, there's a flight leaving today.
00:09:43,834 --> 00:09:45,419 Oh, good.
00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,629 Well, I certainly am going to miss Canada, Terrance.
00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,131 Indeed, Phillip.
00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,174 Terrance, if I die whilst in Iran,
00:09:51,300 --> 00:09:52,801 please bring my body back to Canada
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,053 and bury me in a box with a side of kroff dinner.
00:09:55,178 --> 00:09:56,263 Same here, Phillip.
00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:59,850 ♪ O Canada ♪
00:09:59,975 --> 00:10:04,146 ♪ Our home and native land ♪
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:08,317 ♪ True patriot love ♪
00:10:08,442 --> 00:10:12,654 ♪ In all thy sons command ♪
00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:16,325 ♪ With glowing hearts we see thee rise ♪
00:10:16,450 --> 00:10:20,120 ♪ The true north strong and free ♪
00:10:20,245 --> 00:10:24,166 ♪ From far and wide, O Canada ♪
00:10:24,291 --> 00:10:28,253 ♪ We stand on guard for thee ♪
00:10:28,378 --> 00:10:32,299 ♪ God keep our land... ♪
00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:35,594 Scott to Red Dragon. Come in, Red Dragon.
00:10:35,719 --> 00:10:37,012 Go ahead, Scott. This is Red Dragon.
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,639 The plan is working perfectly.
00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:39,723 Terrance and Phillip have taken the bait.
00:10:39,848 --> 00:10:41,433 Excellent.
00:10:41,558 --> 00:10:42,809 My buddies and I are ready to come to Canada.
00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:44,561 Has everything been arranged?
00:10:44,686 --> 00:10:46,355 Yes, everything's proceeding according to plan.
00:10:46,480 --> 00:10:48,148 Now, you promised that when Terrance and Phillip arrive
00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,816 they'll be ripped into pieces and shot several times.
00:10:49,941 --> 00:10:51,401 Hey, relax, guy.
00:10:51,526 --> 00:10:53,236 I'm gonna keep my side of the bargain.
00:10:53,362 --> 00:10:55,238 Roger, Red Dragon. Scott out.
00:10:55,364 --> 00:10:57,532 I've got you now, you fart-loving fart lovers.
00:11:02,037 --> 00:11:03,163 ( farting )
00:11:03,288 --> 00:11:04,748 ( laughing )
00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,792 ( Phillip ) I got ya!
00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:08,335 ( farting )
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,629 ( laughing )
00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,011 Oh, Phillip.
00:11:18,136 --> 00:11:20,097 How will I ever find my fugitive daughter in this daunting place?
00:11:20,222 --> 00:11:21,264 We don't speak the language.
00:11:21,390 --> 00:11:22,641 We are unwelcome strangers,
00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,309 and we have no idea where to begin.
00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:25,394 Oh, look, there she is.
00:11:25,519 --> 00:11:26,395 Oh, good.
00:11:26,520 --> 00:11:27,396 Who? Where?
00:11:27,521 --> 00:11:28,772 I'm here, Sally.
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:30,565 It's your father, Terrance.
00:11:30,691 --> 00:11:31,942 I'm here to save you from your smelly Iranian captors.
00:11:32,067 --> 00:11:33,026 Papa.
00:11:33,151 --> 00:11:34,403 Say, she looks a lot more
00:11:34,528 --> 00:11:35,404 like Celine Dion than you, Terrance.
00:11:35,529 --> 00:11:36,655 ( farting )
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,365 Oh, now I see the resemblance!
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,033 Well, enough of Iran, let's get home.
00:11:40,158 --> 00:11:41,034 ( farting )
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,411 ( laughing )
00:11:45,539 --> 00:11:47,332 Well, now that I have my bastard daughter back,
00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,084 I feel like going to Celine Dion's house
00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:51,044 and asking her to marry me again.
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:53,296 Oh, raspberries, looks like I'm losing a friend.
00:11:53,422 --> 00:11:54,673 No, you're gaining a pop vocalist.
00:11:54,798 --> 00:11:56,925 Oh my God! What is this?
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,387 Is this Canada?
00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:02,639 It seems to have changed.
00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:03,932 This is madness!
00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,479 What's going on, Phillip?
00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:10,939 How could Canada have changed so much whilst we were gone?
00:12:11,064 --> 00:12:12,816 I don't know, Terrance.
00:12:12,941 --> 00:12:14,693 And who is that smelly person in all these pictures?
00:12:14,818 --> 00:12:16,153 I must take my bastard daughter back to Celine Dion
00:12:16,278 --> 00:12:17,821 and see what she has to say.
00:12:23,201 --> 00:12:24,745 Celine, I brought our daughter Sally back
00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:26,496 and I want to tell you that--
00:12:26,621 --> 00:12:28,123 Terrance, could you come back a little later?
00:12:28,248 --> 00:12:29,458 Why?
00:12:29,583 --> 00:12:31,376 Uh... I'm just a little busy right now.
00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,378 You've got a man over, don't you, Celine Dion?
00:12:33,503 --> 00:12:34,379 Well, I--
00:12:34,504 --> 00:12:35,714 Hi, guys.
00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:37,215 Oh my God, it's Ugly Bob!
00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,800 What the hell are you doing here?
00:12:38,925 --> 00:12:40,177 I'm doing Celine Dion, what's it look like?
00:12:40,302 --> 00:12:41,553 Oh, Celine Dion, what have you done?
00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:42,888 I was going to make us a family again
00:12:43,013 --> 00:12:44,639 but now you've slept with Ugly Bob.
00:12:44,765 --> 00:12:46,308 What do you mean? Why are you calling him "Ugly Bob"?
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:48,310 Because that's his name, you stupid bitch.
00:12:48,435 --> 00:12:50,520 You told me your name was "Handsome Bob"!
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:52,189 Look at him, Celine Dion.
00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,399 ( screaming )
00:12:54,524 --> 00:12:56,026 Behold his horrible face.
00:12:56,151 --> 00:12:58,111 Oh my God, he's hopelessly ugly,
00:12:58,236 --> 00:12:59,780 and I am pregnant with his child!
00:12:59,905 --> 00:13:01,072 What? No...!
00:13:01,198 --> 00:13:03,408 I'm going to have a freak baby!
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:05,368 Oh, the humanity!
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,414 Hey, Saddam,
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:10,540 you helped me get rid of Terrance and Phillip
00:13:10,665 --> 00:13:12,751 and I appreciate that,
00:13:12,876 --> 00:13:14,252 but why are framed pictures of you going up all over Canada?
00:13:14,377 --> 00:13:15,712 Huh? Oh, that?
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,672 Don't worry, guy, you just need a rest.
00:13:17,798 --> 00:13:19,257 No, I don't need a rest.
00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,258 I want to know what this is all about.
00:13:20,383 --> 00:13:21,885 Hey, relax, fella.
00:13:22,010 --> 00:13:23,261 I'm just making it so that Terrance and Phillip
00:13:23,386 --> 00:13:24,554 can never come back to Canada again.
00:13:24,679 --> 00:13:25,931 I just need a couple of things
00:13:26,056 --> 00:13:27,307 and then I'm gonna head back to Iran.
00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,850 I thought you were from Iraq.
00:13:28,975 --> 00:13:29,976 Iran, Iraq, what the hell's the difference?
00:13:30,101 --> 00:13:31,102 Relax, guy.
00:13:34,105 --> 00:13:34,981 ( farting )
00:13:35,106 --> 00:13:36,525 ( laughing )
00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:38,318 Phillip, I'm convinced that something
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:39,903 very, very not good is happening to Canada.
00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,155 Yes, I agree whole-<i>fartedly.</i>
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:43,657 ( laughing )
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:44,991 Hey, what the hell are you guys doing here?
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,451 Oh, hello, Scott.
00:13:46,576 --> 00:13:48,453 You're not supposed to be here.
00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:49,955 You're supposed to be in Iran looking for your kidnapped--
00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:51,832 I mean, how are you guys today?
00:13:51,957 --> 00:13:53,208 Wait, what were you saying?
00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,334 Nothing, why?
00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:55,335 Hey, Scott, guess what?
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,336 What?
00:13:56,461 --> 00:13:58,338 ( farting )
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,715 I hate you more than ever, Terrance and Phillip!
00:14:00,841 --> 00:14:02,717 I absolutely abhor you both!
00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:05,262 What are you doing, Scott?
00:14:05,387 --> 00:14:06,263 I'm wishing cancer upon you.
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:08,265 Cancer?
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,308 That's right, I'm trying to give you cancer with my mind.
00:14:10,433 --> 00:14:11,810 Ahh! Stop that!
00:14:11,935 --> 00:14:13,562 Hey, don't give <i>me</i> cancer.
00:14:18,567 --> 00:14:21,194 Mr. Hussein, the U.S. government is becoming worried.
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,779 Worried? About what?
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:24,114 Take a load off, relax.
00:14:24,239 --> 00:14:26,032 You seem to be taking over Canada.
00:14:26,157 --> 00:14:27,868 "Taking over Canada," me?
00:14:27,993 --> 00:14:30,954 Hey, you need a rest, fella. I'm not hiding any bombs.
00:14:31,079 --> 00:14:32,831 We didn't say anything about bombs.
00:14:32,956 --> 00:14:34,875 Oh, you didn't? Hey, relax.
00:14:35,000 --> 00:14:36,209 We're giving you just three years
00:14:36,334 --> 00:14:37,878 to clear your forces out of Canada.
00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,713 After that we're gonna bomb all of Iran.
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,214 I'm from Iraq.
00:14:41,339 --> 00:14:43,717 Iran, Iraq, what's the difference?
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,468 Ugh, I hate Americans.
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:46,720 Please let me kill them.
00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:48,430 No, no, you need to relax, guy.
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,348 Remember the plan. First we take over Canada,
00:14:50,473 --> 00:14:52,601 then we'll have the best of the female pop vocalists.
00:14:52,726 --> 00:14:54,227 After that, we'll take over the U.S.,
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,354 then Europe, then China, then Newfoundland,
00:14:56,479 --> 00:14:57,522 then the world!
00:14:57,647 --> 00:14:58,523 ( laughing )
00:14:58,648 --> 00:14:59,608 What's so funny?
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,401 Nothing, relax, buddy.
00:15:01,526 --> 00:15:02,944 Saddam, Terrance and Phillip are back in Canada.
00:15:03,069 --> 00:15:04,571 Oh, really?
00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:06,072 You promised me they'd be gone for good.
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:07,073 That was your part of the bargain.
00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:08,533 I changed my mind.
00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:10,493 Pray that I don't change it any further.
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:13,705 This deal's getting worse all the time.
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:18,668 Hey, Terrance, let's watch American television.
00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:20,503 Yeah, we can get satellite feed from the U.S.
00:15:20,629 --> 00:15:22,839 And watch all the stupid TV shows.
00:15:22,964 --> 00:15:24,799 Oh, look, here's a show.
00:15:24,925 --> 00:15:26,176 [Bleep] you!
00:15:27,052 --> 00:15:28,303 Stupid.
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:29,930 God damn, their TV shows are lame.
00:15:30,055 --> 00:15:31,890 The father of Eric Cartman is...
00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:33,433 ( laughing )
00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,018 Look at those silly American heads.
00:15:35,143 --> 00:15:36,853 They look like groundhogs.
00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:39,397 And in other news, it appears that Saddam Hussein
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:41,441 has finally signed an agreement to let the U.S.
00:15:41,566 --> 00:15:43,735 inspect his military operations.
00:15:43,860 --> 00:15:45,779 When asked if he would uphold his side of the agreement,
00:15:45,904 --> 00:15:48,406 Hussein replied, quote, "Hey, relax, fella,
00:15:48,531 --> 00:15:49,783 you need a rest, guy."
00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:51,034 Hey, Phillip,
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,410 isn't that the smelly gentlemen
00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,662 we've seen in pictures all over town?
00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:54,871 Yes, it is, Terrance.
00:15:54,996 --> 00:15:56,414 According to that newsy,
00:15:56,539 --> 00:15:58,083 he's some kind of Turkish dictator.
00:15:58,208 --> 00:15:59,751 Well, we can't just sit here and eat kroff dinner
00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:01,503 and let Canada be overrun by the Turks.
00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,504 ( phone )
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,422 ( laughing )
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:06,341 That fart sounded like a ringing phone, Terrance.
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,801 It sure did, Phillip.
00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:09,177 ( phone )
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:12,180 Oh, wait, that is the phone.
00:16:12,305 --> 00:16:13,223 Hello?
00:16:13,348 --> 00:16:14,307 Terrance, this is Scott.
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,184 Oh, hey... It's Scott.
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,560 Tell him he's a smelly bastard.
00:16:17,686 --> 00:16:18,770 Phillip says hello, Scott.
00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:20,188 Just shut up and listen.
00:16:20,313 --> 00:16:21,648 You've unleashed a monster onto Canada.
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,274 And only you can get rid of him,
00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:25,068 even though I hate you and I wish you had cancer.
00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:26,069 You are such a dick, Scott.
00:16:26,194 --> 00:16:27,070 You're a dick.
00:16:27,195 --> 00:16:28,071 You're a dick.
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:29,072 You're a dick.
00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:30,073 You're a dick.
00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:31,074 You're a dick.
00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:32,283 You're a dick.
00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:34,577 - You're a dick. - You're a dick.
00:16:34,703 --> 00:16:36,329 The two of you are the most annoying dicks in Canada.
00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,540 You give other Canadians a bad name, and if I had my--
00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,083 I'm sorry, Scott, could you hold on a minute?
00:16:40,208 --> 00:16:41,084 Sure.
00:16:41,209 --> 00:16:42,127 ( farting )
00:16:42,252 --> 00:16:43,336 ( laughing )
00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:44,963 How do you like that, Scott?
00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:46,840 You son of a bitch, I'll get you if it's the last--
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,050 Oh, wait, I have another call, Scott, can you hang on?
00:16:49,175 --> 00:16:50,051 Sure.
00:16:50,176 --> 00:16:51,219 ( farting )
00:16:51,344 --> 00:16:52,220 Oh, that was Sir Smelly.
00:16:52,345 --> 00:16:53,221 He says hello.
00:16:53,346 --> 00:16:54,514 God damn it!
00:16:54,639 --> 00:16:55,515 Oh, wait a second, Scott.
00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,516 Sure. I mean, no!
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:57,851 You listen to me.
00:16:57,976 --> 00:16:59,477 If you want to save Canada
00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:00,812 you'll meet me at Karl's Kroff Dinner Restaurant
00:17:00,937 --> 00:17:02,147 in half an hour.
00:17:04,399 --> 00:17:06,234 Oh, Ugly Bob, I'm so confused.
00:17:06,359 --> 00:17:09,779 I love your personality, but you are so wretchedly ugly.
00:17:09,904 --> 00:17:11,197 Maybe the baby will have your face instead of mine.
00:17:11,322 --> 00:17:12,532 We can only hope.
00:17:12,657 --> 00:17:14,034 I suppose we'll be okay
00:17:14,159 --> 00:17:16,786 as long as you keep that bag on your head.
00:17:16,911 --> 00:17:18,163 What's this?
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:19,414 Hey there, my name's Saddam.
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,332 I'm a big fan of Polo.
00:17:21,458 --> 00:17:23,418 I've been searching a long time for you, Celine Dion.
00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:24,836 Oh, no you don't, she's my bitch.
00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:25,628 Hey, who are you?
00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:27,547 I'm Bob, but my friends call me "Ugly Bob"
00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,299 because I have the features of a deformed burn victim.
00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:31,342 Really? I thought all Canadians looked alike.
00:17:31,468 --> 00:17:32,594 Let me see.
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,179 ( screaming )
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:36,181 Well, I'm sorry, guy.
00:17:36,306 --> 00:17:37,849 You know, I could cure that face of yours.
00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:38,433 You could?
00:17:38,558 --> 00:17:40,101 Sure. I just need a favor.
00:17:40,226 --> 00:17:42,062 There's a Canadian football game tomorrow.
00:17:42,187 --> 00:17:43,813 The Ottawa Roughriders against the Vancouver Roughriders.
00:17:43,938 --> 00:17:45,523 It's at that game that I will officially turn
00:17:45,648 --> 00:17:47,025 the Canadian flag over to my Iranian one.
00:17:47,150 --> 00:17:48,735 What? Why?
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,195 Hey, don't worry about that, take a load off.
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,571 Don't think about it, look over here.
00:17:51,696 --> 00:17:53,364 All I need is for Celine Dion
00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:55,533 to sing our Iranian national anthem at the game
00:17:55,658 --> 00:17:57,368 to finalize my hostile takeover of Canada. What do you say?
00:17:57,494 --> 00:18:00,080 Did you say hostile takeover of Canada?
00:18:00,205 --> 00:18:01,956 No, no, relax there, fella.
00:18:07,253 --> 00:18:09,172 Well, Scott said to meet him here but he's not showing up.
00:18:09,297 --> 00:18:10,173 ( farting )
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,466 ( laughing )
00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:12,967 Well, while we're waiting,
00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,427 why don't we search for treasure?
00:18:14,552 --> 00:18:16,387 Oh, good idea, let's search for treasure.
00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,767 What are you idiots doing?
00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:22,185 We're looking for treasure.
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,770 Is that some kind of metaphor
00:18:23,895 --> 00:18:25,438 for a kind of search that can't be described?
00:18:26,356 --> 00:18:27,899 No, we're searching for treasure.
00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:29,317 Listen, I have an inside scoop.
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,069 There's an Iraqi dictator
00:18:31,194 --> 00:18:32,821 who is quietly and slowly taking over Canada.
00:18:32,946 --> 00:18:33,947 Yes, you mean Saddam Smelly.
00:18:34,072 --> 00:18:35,573 We saw him on the telly.
00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:36,699 Well, what are you two gonna do about it?
00:18:36,825 --> 00:18:38,159 What do you mean?
00:18:38,284 --> 00:18:39,994 It's your fault that he's here.
00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,454 You brought the Iraqis back with you on your plane
00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:42,956 when you rescued your kidnapped daughter.
00:18:43,081 --> 00:18:44,874 (Gasping ) You mean we are to blame?
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,377 That's right, and now you must make amends.
00:18:47,502 --> 00:18:49,671 Tomorrow, Saddam will try to finalize his takeover of Canada
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:51,673 at the Roughriders/Roughriders football game.
00:18:51,798 --> 00:18:53,007 It will be your only shot at wiping them all out.
00:18:53,133 --> 00:18:54,008 Here, take this.
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,009 What is this?
00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,636 It's a bomb.
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,555 You must strap it to yourselves, go to the game,
00:18:58,680 --> 00:19:00,640 and sacrifice your lives to take out Saddam's minions.
00:19:00,765 --> 00:19:02,100 That sounds scary.
00:19:02,225 --> 00:19:03,685 Well, you must do it for Canada.
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,478 For Canada, Terrance.
00:19:05,603 --> 00:19:07,188 For Canada, Phillip.
00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,315 Yes, Terrance and Phillip.
00:19:09,440 --> 00:19:10,900 And when the dust is settled
00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:12,527 Canada will be rid of both the Iraqis
00:19:12,652 --> 00:19:14,571 and your immature fart humor.
00:19:19,159 --> 00:19:21,035 Well, Phillip, I'm very sad that we have to die for Canada.
00:19:21,161 --> 00:19:22,704 Yes.
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:24,330 This bomb will blow us both to smithereens.
00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:25,915 But we really have no choice.
00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,458 Only our deaths can bring Canada life.
00:19:27,584 --> 00:19:28,459 ( farting )
00:19:28,585 --> 00:19:29,460 ( laughing )
00:19:29,586 --> 00:19:30,753 That's funny.
00:19:30,879 --> 00:19:32,088 Wait a minute, Terrance,
00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:33,089 that fart gives me pause.
00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:34,465 Why is that?
00:19:34,591 --> 00:19:36,050 That smelly Saddam Hussein,
00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,594 he uses German chemical warfare, does he not?
00:19:37,719 --> 00:19:39,304 Yes, apparently he does.
00:19:39,429 --> 00:19:40,805 Terrance, get the phone book.
00:19:40,930 --> 00:19:42,557 We must call every Canadian we can.
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:44,559 Oh, Phillip, it sounds like you have an idea.
00:19:44,684 --> 00:19:46,144 I do, Terrance.
00:19:46,269 --> 00:19:47,145 ( dialing )
00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,146 ( farting )
00:19:48,271 --> 00:19:49,355 ( laughing )
00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:54,569 <i>And the Roughriders are really giving the Roughriders</i>
00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:56,321 <i>a run for their money.</i>
00:19:56,446 --> 00:19:58,031 <i>All else aside, I must say that the Roughriders</i>
00:19:58,156 --> 00:20:00,116 <i>are simply outmatched by these Roughriders.</i>
00:20:01,826 --> 00:20:03,244 ( whistle )
00:20:03,369 --> 00:20:04,996 <i>And that's going to take us to halftime.</i>
00:20:05,121 --> 00:20:06,414 <i>Be sure to stick around for the halftime show,</i>
00:20:06,539 --> 00:20:08,249 <i>Saddam and the Electric Iraqis,</i>
00:20:08,374 --> 00:20:10,710 <i>in a salute to hostile takeovers.</i>
00:20:10,835 --> 00:20:12,003 ( band playing )
00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:17,050 Well, I guess it's time, old friend.
00:20:17,175 --> 00:20:19,010 Yes, prepare the alert.
00:20:20,261 --> 00:20:22,305 Hello to my Canadian friends.
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:24,390 Everybody, relax, take a rest, put your feet up.
00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:26,768 Those dogs are barking.
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:28,686 You may have noticed some changes to your country.
00:20:28,811 --> 00:20:30,939 Don't worry about that. The changes will continue.
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,815 I'm here to announce once and for all
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:35,068 that Canada will now be known as New Baghdad.
00:20:35,193 --> 00:20:36,569 ( exclaiming )
00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,366 ( gasping )
00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,201 You will bow down to me as your ruler.
00:20:43,326 --> 00:20:45,203 You will obey my laws or you will be killed.
00:20:45,328 --> 00:20:46,829 ( laughing )
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:48,790 And now you will sing the Iraqi national anthem
00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:50,959 or you will be stabbed in the head.
00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,669 (Arabic )
00:20:54,254 --> 00:20:55,213 Now, Phillip?
00:20:55,338 --> 00:20:56,506 Now, Terrance.
00:20:56,631 --> 00:20:58,508 ( blowing bugle )
00:21:02,345 --> 00:21:03,888 Hey, what the hell is this?
00:21:04,013 --> 00:21:05,348 (Arabic )
00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:08,184 ( everyone farting )
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,606 ( screaming )
00:21:13,731 --> 00:21:15,108 They're using chemical warfare.
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:16,901 How could they?
00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,155 ( cheering )
00:21:27,787 --> 00:21:28,871 We did it, Phillip.
00:21:28,997 --> 00:21:30,331 We destroyed the Turks!
00:21:30,456 --> 00:21:32,250 Oh, glorious day.
00:21:41,301 --> 00:21:43,386 Terrance, Terrance, you've saved Canada.
00:21:43,511 --> 00:21:44,929 Oh, it was all Phillip's idea.
00:21:45,054 --> 00:21:46,264 God bless you, Phillip.
00:21:46,389 --> 00:21:47,473 Don't touch me, Ugly Bob.
00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:48,808 Hey, what the hell happened?
00:21:48,933 --> 00:21:50,226 You were supposed to be blown up!
00:21:50,351 --> 00:21:51,894 We came up with a better plan.
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:53,354 You see, Scott, after all your criticism,
00:21:53,479 --> 00:21:55,398 it was farting that saved Canada.
00:21:55,523 --> 00:21:57,191 Oh, that is so juvenile.
00:21:57,317 --> 00:21:58,901 Hey, Scott, do you like apples?
00:21:59,027 --> 00:21:59,902 Of course.
00:22:00,028 --> 00:22:01,446 ( farting )
00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:02,822 How do you like them apples?
00:22:02,947 --> 00:22:05,533 I hate you, Terrance and Phillip!
00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:07,994 Oh, Celine Dion.
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:09,579 You never finished that national anthem.
00:22:09,704 --> 00:22:11,456 You're right, Terrance, you're right.
00:22:12,373 --> 00:22:16,711 ♪ O Canada, our home and native land ♪
00:22:16,836 --> 00:22:20,423 ♪ True patriot love ♪
00:22:20,548 --> 00:22:24,635 ♪ In all thy sons command ♪
00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:28,348 ♪ With glowing hearts we see thee rise ♪
00:22:28,473 --> 00:22:31,934 ♪ The true north strong and free ♪
00:22:32,060 --> 00:22:36,022 ♪ From far and wide, O Canada ♪
00:22:36,147 --> 00:22:39,942 ♪ We stand on guard for thee ♪
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:44,655 ♪ God, keep our land ♪
00:22:44,781 --> 00:22:48,409 ♪ Glorious and free ♪
00:22:48,534 --> 00:22:52,163 ♪ O Canada ♪
00:22:52,288 --> 00:22:56,959 ♪ We stand on guard for thee ♪
00:22:57,085 --> 00:23:00,797 ♪ O Canada ♪
00:23:00,922 --> 00:23:07,387 ♪ We stand on guard for thee ♪
00:23:07,512 --> 00:23:08,429 ( farting )
00:23:08,554 --> 00:23:10,181 ( laughing )
00:23:15,269 --> 00:23:17,563 <i>Who is Eric Cartman's father?</i>
00:23:17,688 --> 00:23:20,066 <i>Find out on an all-new "South Park"</i>
00:23:20,191 --> 00:23:21,859 <i>in just a few weeks.</i>

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